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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Season rating of Two and a Half Men and the second variable is The number of podiatrists in Michigan.  The chart goes from 2004 to 2015, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

The increase in Season rating of "Two and a Half Men" caused The number of podiatrists in Michigan to increase because the show's success led to a spike in foot-related jokes, which inadvertently sparked an interest in podiatry. It's a real toe-tapper of a correlation!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image of a cozy living room with a magazine open to a page about podiatry in Michigan surrounded by several pairs of cozy woolen socks on the coffee table. On the TV, there's a rerun of "Two and a Half Men" playing, and the window shows a snowy Michigan landscape. Additionally, a podiatrist calendar hangs on the wall with appointments marked for the week. The mood should be warm and inviting, and the colors should reflect a comforting and wintery atmosphere. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Season rating of "Two and a Half Men" and The number of podiatrists in Michigan. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Celtic art Cybernetic art Glitch art Low poly A Discovery magazine cover image
ChatGPT: A Discovery magazine cover image

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Season rating of "Two and a Half Men" and The number of podiatrists in Michigan together. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a cozy living room, the TV displays a rerun of "Two and a Half Men", with the window showing a snowy Michigan landscape. On the coffee table, a magazine open to a page about podiatry in Michigan is surrounded by several pairs of cozy woolen socks. A podiatrist calendar hangs on the wall, with appointments marked for the week.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A Discovery magazine cover image ] and depicting this scene: In a cozy living room, the TV displays a rerun of "Two and a Half Men", with the window showing a snowy Michigan landscape. On the coffee table, a magazine open to a page about podiatry in Michigan is surrounded by several pairs of cozy woolen socks. A podiatrist calendar hangs on the wall, with appointments marked for the week. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image of a cozy living room with a magazine open to a page about podiatry in Michigan surrounded by several pairs of cozy woolen socks on the coffee table. On the TV, there's a rerun of "Two and a Half Men" playing, and the window shows a snowy Michigan landscape. Additionally, a podiatrist calendar hangs on the wall with appointments marked for the week. The mood should be warm and inviting, and the colors should reflect a comforting and wintery atmosphere.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Season rating of "Two and a Half Men" caused The number of podiatrists in Michigan to increase. Include one good pun.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
You Can't Handle the Footage: Investigating the Correlation Between Season Rating of Two and a Half Men and the Number of Podiatrists in Michigan

The Journal of Eccentric Correlations

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Season rating of "Two and a Half Men" and The number of podiatrists in Michigan. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title seem clever.

Your research team used data from Wikipedia and Bureau of Larbor Statistics to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8446368 and p < 0.01 for 2004 to 2015.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"You Can't Handle the Footage: Investigating the Correlation Between Season Rating of "Two and a Half Men" and the Number of Podiatrists in Michigan"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the peculiar world of television ratings and foot care professionals, seeking to uncover any potential link between the two seemingly unrelated entities. Utilizing data sourced from Wikipedia and the Bureau of Labor Statistics spanning the years 2004 to 2015, our analysis reveals a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8446368 and a p-value of less than 0.01. Our findings not only shed light on this enigmatic association but also highlight the often-overlooked, yet competent, role of foot-focused medical practitioners. Additionally, the implications of this intriguing relationship extend beyond the realm of entertainment and health care, offering a whimsical perspective on the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate fields.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Season rating of "Two and a Half Men" and The number of podiatrists in Michigan. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"You Can't Handle the Footage: Investigating the Correlation Between Season Rating of "Two and a Half Men" and the Number of Podiatrists in Michigan"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the peculiar world of television ratings and foot care professionals, seeking to uncover any potential link between the two seemingly unrelated entities. Utilizing data sourced from Wikipedia and the Bureau of Labor Statistics spanning the years 2004 to 2015, our analysis reveals a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8446368 and a p-value of less than 0.01. Our findings not only shed light on this enigmatic association but also highlight the often-overlooked, yet competent, role of foot-focused medical practitioners. Additionally, the implications of this intriguing relationship extend beyond the realm of entertainment and health care, offering a whimsical perspective on the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate fields.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The enthralling world of television ratings and podiatric practice undoubtedly harbors surprising dimensions and peculiar connections waiting to be unearthed. Amidst this mosaic of seemingly disjointed disciplines, our study seeks to unravel the intricate relationship between the season ratings of the celebrated sitcom "Two and a Half Men" and the number of podiatrists in the Great Lakes State of Michigan. While this association may initially appear as perplexing as a twisted ankle after a vigorous game of hopscotch, our investigation hopes to shed light on any potential correlation that may exist.

Television ratings have long been the subject of scholarly scrutiny, with researchers meticulously attempting to unravel the variables that influence audience engagement. Similarly, the field of podiatry, often overshadowed by its more prominent medical counterparts, plays a crucial role in the health and well-being of countless individuals. Through the lenses of statistical analysis and a subtle dash of curiosity, we set out to navigate this labyrinth of seemingly unrelated phenomena, poised to illuminate any underlying connection between the escapades of Charlie, Alan, and their unlikely roommate, and the world of foot care professionals.

Our utilization of data sourced from reputable sources such as Wikipedia and the Bureau of Labor Statistics spanning the years 2004 to 2015 has allowed for a thorough examination of this intriguing conjunction. Upon embarking on this unconventional odyssey, our study has uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.8446368, accompanied by a p-value of less than 0.01. These findings lay the foundation for the elucidation of this whimsical relationship, alongside a subtle nod to the serendipitous marvels that lie within the world of statistical analysis.

As we embark on this voyage of discovery, we not only aim to elevate the awareness of the often overlooked prowess of foot-focused medical practitioners but also strive to inject a lighthearted, yet rigorous, perspective into the academic landscape. This investigation, while firmly rooted in statistical analysis, offers a playful portrayal of the interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated domains, affirming that, indeed, even the most unrelated concepts may ultimately tread upon common ground.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Season rating of "Two and a Half Men" and The number of podiatrists in Michigan. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then you might move on to cartoons and children's shows that you watched for research.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"You Can't Handle the Footage: Investigating the Correlation Between Season Rating of "Two and a Half Men" and the Number of Podiatrists in Michigan"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the peculiar world of television ratings and foot care professionals, seeking to uncover any potential link between the two seemingly unrelated entities. Utilizing data sourced from Wikipedia and the Bureau of Labor Statistics spanning the years 2004 to 2015, our analysis reveals a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8446368 and a p-value of less than 0.01. Our findings not only shed light on this enigmatic association but also highlight the often-overlooked, yet competent, role of foot-focused medical practitioners. Additionally, the implications of this intriguing relationship extend beyond the realm of entertainment and health care, offering a whimsical perspective on the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate fields.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The enthralling world of television ratings and podiatric practice undoubtedly harbors surprising dimensions and peculiar connections waiting to be unearthed. Amidst this mosaic of seemingly disjointed disciplines, our study seeks to unravel the intricate relationship between the season ratings of the celebrated sitcom "Two and a Half Men" and the number of podiatrists in the Great Lakes State of Michigan. While this association may initially appear as perplexing as a twisted ankle after a vigorous game of hopscotch, our investigation hopes to shed light on any potential correlation that may exist.
Television ratings have long been the subject of scholarly scrutiny, with researchers meticulously attempting to unravel the variables that influence audience engagement. Similarly, the field of podiatry, often overshadowed by its more prominent medical counterparts, plays a crucial role in the health and well-being of countless individuals. Through the lenses of statistical analysis and a subtle dash of curiosity, we set out to navigate this labyrinth of seemingly unrelated phenomena, poised to illuminate any underlying connection between the escapades of Charlie, Alan, and their unlikely roommate, and the world of foot care professionals.
Our utilization of data sourced from reputable sources such as Wikipedia and the Bureau of Labor Statistics spanning the years 2004 to 2015 has allowed for a thorough examination of this intriguing conjunction. Upon embarking on this unconventional odyssey, our study has uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.8446368, accompanied by a p-value of less than 0.01. These findings lay the foundation for the elucidation of this whimsical relationship, alongside a subtle nod to the serendipitous marvels that lie within the world of statistical analysis.
As we embark on this voyage of discovery, we not only aim to elevate the awareness of the often overlooked prowess of foot-focused medical practitioners but also strive to inject a lighthearted, yet rigorous, perspective into the academic landscape. This investigation, while firmly rooted in statistical analysis, offers a playful portrayal of the interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated domains, affirming that, indeed, even the most unrelated concepts may ultimately tread upon common ground.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The exploration of the correlation between the season rating of "Two and a Half Men" and the number of podiatrists in Michigan may at first seem as unlikely as a foot size comparison between Sasquatch and Tinker Bell. However, as Jones et al. (2013) succinctly point out in their analysis of television ratings, the whimsical world of statistical associations never fails to surprise. A comprehensive review of the scholarly literature reveals a gamut of studies delving into the nuances of television viewership patterns and the often unassuming factors that influence audience engagement. Of particular note, Smith and Doe (2008) examine the impact of comedic timing on viewer retention, while Johnson and Williams (2011) scrutinize the relationship between sitcom dialogues and binge-watching behaviors. These studies, while ostensibly unrelated to podiatric practice, lay the groundwork for our foray into the seemingly fanciful realm of correlating a renowned sitcom with the number of foot care professionals in a specific geographical region.

Expanding beyond the borders of traditional academic research, our investigation also draws inspiration from non-fiction literature relevant to the domain of podiatry and popular culture. The works of renowned foot care experts such as "The Foot Book" by Dr. Seuss and "Sole Support: The Complete Guide to Overcoming Group-Induced Toenail Trauma" by Dr. Scholl provide pragmatic insights into the world of foot care, albeit in an unusually whimsical manner. Additionally, the fictional universe offers a treasure trove of narratives that, at first glance, may not seem directly related to our research; however, we daringly posit that there may be latent wisdom to be gleaned from the likes of "The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes" by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and "The Wonderful Wizard of Oz" by L. Frank Baum.

As we venture deeper into the realm of unexpected sources, our exploration extends to the annals of animated children's shows, drawing upon the antics of "Tom and Jerry" and the strategic wiles of "Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner." Unbeknownst to many, these seemingly unrelated animated escapades may hold uncanny parallels to the convoluted dynamics of statistical associations. With a touch of scholarly whimsy, our literature review dares to traverse unconventional pathways, all in the pursuit of unraveling the enigmatic connectivity between the escapades of a beachfront Malibu residence and the intricacies of podiatric practice in the Great Lakes State.

This eclectic framework lays the groundwork for our scholarly pursuit, framed within the whimsy of statistical analysis and the often overlooked, yet competent, role of foot-focused medical practitioners. As we weave through the labyrinth of scholarly works and unexpected inspirations, we remain steadfast in our endeavor to shed light on this intriguing association, offering a lighthearted yet robust perspective on the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate domains.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Season rating of "Two and a Half Men" and The number of podiatrists in Michigan. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Wikipedia and Bureau of Larbor Statistics . You used data from 2004 to 2015

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"You Can't Handle the Footage: Investigating the Correlation Between Season Rating of "Two and a Half Men" and the Number of Podiatrists in Michigan"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the peculiar world of television ratings and foot care professionals, seeking to uncover any potential link between the two seemingly unrelated entities. Utilizing data sourced from Wikipedia and the Bureau of Labor Statistics spanning the years 2004 to 2015, our analysis reveals a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8446368 and a p-value of less than 0.01. Our findings not only shed light on this enigmatic association but also highlight the often-overlooked, yet competent, role of foot-focused medical practitioners. Additionally, the implications of this intriguing relationship extend beyond the realm of entertainment and health care, offering a whimsical perspective on the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate fields.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The enthralling world of television ratings and podiatric practice undoubtedly harbors surprising dimensions and peculiar connections waiting to be unearthed. Amidst this mosaic of seemingly disjointed disciplines, our study seeks to unravel the intricate relationship between the season ratings of the celebrated sitcom "Two and a Half Men" and the number of podiatrists in the Great Lakes State of Michigan. While this association may initially appear as perplexing as a twisted ankle after a vigorous game of hopscotch, our investigation hopes to shed light on any potential correlation that may exist.
Television ratings have long been the subject of scholarly scrutiny, with researchers meticulously attempting to unravel the variables that influence audience engagement. Similarly, the field of podiatry, often overshadowed by its more prominent medical counterparts, plays a crucial role in the health and well-being of countless individuals. Through the lenses of statistical analysis and a subtle dash of curiosity, we set out to navigate this labyrinth of seemingly unrelated phenomena, poised to illuminate any underlying connection between the escapades of Charlie, Alan, and their unlikely roommate, and the world of foot care professionals.
Our utilization of data sourced from reputable sources such as Wikipedia and the Bureau of Labor Statistics spanning the years 2004 to 2015 has allowed for a thorough examination of this intriguing conjunction. Upon embarking on this unconventional odyssey, our study has uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.8446368, accompanied by a p-value of less than 0.01. These findings lay the foundation for the elucidation of this whimsical relationship, alongside a subtle nod to the serendipitous marvels that lie within the world of statistical analysis.
As we embark on this voyage of discovery, we not only aim to elevate the awareness of the often overlooked prowess of foot-focused medical practitioners but also strive to inject a lighthearted, yet rigorous, perspective into the academic landscape. This investigation, while firmly rooted in statistical analysis, offers a playful portrayal of the interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated domains, affirming that, indeed, even the most unrelated concepts may ultimately tread upon common ground.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To investigate the correlation between the season rating of "Two and a Half Men" and the number of podiatrists in the state of Michigan, we concocted an eclectic blend of research methodologies that purportedly mirrored the whimsical nature of our chosen subject matter. Sourcing data from 2004 to 2015, we cast our net across the vast expanse of the internet, relying on the illustrious repositories of knowledge, namely Wikipedia and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, as our primary data sources.

Our first order of business entailed the meticulous extraction of season ratings for "Two and a Half Men" from its inception in 2003 until the conclusion of our data collection period in 2015. We presumed that the comedic exploits of Charlie Harper, Alan Harper, and the precocious Jake Harper may have endeared themselves to audiences in a manner reflective of the foot-health-seeking denizens of Michigan, and thus we entered the hallowed halls of television ratings in earnest.

Parallel to our exploits in television intricacies, we sought to unravel the nuanced landscape of podiatric practice in the state of Michigan by leveraging the Bureau of Labor Statistics database. The number of employed podiatrists in Michigan was painstakingly compiled, taking into account the ebbs and flows of this specialized healthcare profession over the span of a dozen years. With this distinctive representation of foot care professionals in tow, we navigated the unpredictable terrain of statistical analysis, anticipating the emergence of correlations as unexpected as a bunion at a tap-dancing competition.

Employing the time-honored method of Pearson's correlation coefficient, we subjected our carefully harvested data to the rigors of numerical scrutiny. Our calculations aimed to disentangle any potential relationships that may exist between the lyrical escapades of the Harpers and the tender ministrations of Michigan podiatrists. Employing a p-value of less than 0.01, we endeavored to ascertain the level of statistical significance, allowing our findings to stride confidently into the realm of scholarly discourse.

It is important to acknowledge the limitations of our methodology, as the realm of television ratings and podiatric employment data is as mercurial as a toe-tapping dance of statistical anomalies. Nevertheless, our approach embodies the whimsical spirit of our investigation, daring to delve into the uncharted territories of seemingly unrelated domains, proving that, indeed, correlation can be as surprising as a secret sock stash in a podiatrist's office.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Season rating of "Two and a Half Men" and The number of podiatrists in Michigan. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Wikipedia and Bureau of Larbor Statistics .

For the time period 2004 to 2015, you found a correlation 0.8446368, r-squared of 0.7134113, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"You Can't Handle the Footage: Investigating the Correlation Between Season Rating of "Two and a Half Men" and the Number of Podiatrists in Michigan"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the peculiar world of television ratings and foot care professionals, seeking to uncover any potential link between the two seemingly unrelated entities. Utilizing data sourced from Wikipedia and the Bureau of Labor Statistics spanning the years 2004 to 2015, our analysis reveals a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8446368 and a p-value of less than 0.01. Our findings not only shed light on this enigmatic association but also highlight the often-overlooked, yet competent, role of foot-focused medical practitioners. Additionally, the implications of this intriguing relationship extend beyond the realm of entertainment and health care, offering a whimsical perspective on the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate fields.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The enthralling world of television ratings and podiatric practice undoubtedly harbors surprising dimensions and peculiar connections waiting to be unearthed. Amidst this mosaic of seemingly disjointed disciplines, our study seeks to unravel the intricate relationship between the season ratings of the celebrated sitcom "Two and a Half Men" and the number of podiatrists in the Great Lakes State of Michigan. While this association may initially appear as perplexing as a twisted ankle after a vigorous game of hopscotch, our investigation hopes to shed light on any potential correlation that may exist.
Television ratings have long been the subject of scholarly scrutiny, with researchers meticulously attempting to unravel the variables that influence audience engagement. Similarly, the field of podiatry, often overshadowed by its more prominent medical counterparts, plays a crucial role in the health and well-being of countless individuals. Through the lenses of statistical analysis and a subtle dash of curiosity, we set out to navigate this labyrinth of seemingly unrelated phenomena, poised to illuminate any underlying connection between the escapades of Charlie, Alan, and their unlikely roommate, and the world of foot care professionals.
Our utilization of data sourced from reputable sources such as Wikipedia and the Bureau of Labor Statistics spanning the years 2004 to 2015 has allowed for a thorough examination of this intriguing conjunction. Upon embarking on this unconventional odyssey, our study has uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.8446368, accompanied by a p-value of less than 0.01. These findings lay the foundation for the elucidation of this whimsical relationship, alongside a subtle nod to the serendipitous marvels that lie within the world of statistical analysis.
As we embark on this voyage of discovery, we not only aim to elevate the awareness of the often overlooked prowess of foot-focused medical practitioners but also strive to inject a lighthearted, yet rigorous, perspective into the academic landscape. This investigation, while firmly rooted in statistical analysis, offers a playful portrayal of the interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated domains, affirming that, indeed, even the most unrelated concepts may ultimately tread upon common ground.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The primary objective of this study was to scrutinize the purportedly incongruous entanglement of season ratings of "Two and a Half Men" and the abundance of podiatric practitioners in Michigan. Through our rigorous statistical interrogation of the data spanning the years 2004 to 2015, we uncovered a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8446368, signifying a robust positive association between these seemingly unrelated variables. The coefficient of determination (r-squared) provided further insight, indicating that approximately 71.34% of the variation in the number of podiatrists in Michigan can be explained by the season rating of the aforementioned television sitcom. This remarkable level of association underscores the unexpected connection between television viewership preferences and the demand for foot care professionals in the state.

The statistically significant correlation, as evidenced by a p-value of less than 0.01, not only astounds the research community but prompts pondering about the potential intertwined dynamics of entertainment consumption and healthcare service utilization. The serendipitous nature of this finding provides an intriguing lens through which to view the interplay of seemingly unrelated domains. It is as if uncovering a hidden treasure trove beneath the well-treaded ground of statistical analysis, where the insouciant amusement of a sitcom intersects with the conscientious care of foot-focused medical practitioners.

Figure 1 elucidates this revelatory correlation through a scatterplot that unequivocally illustrates the compelling relationship between the season rating of "Two and a Half Men" and the number of podiatrists in Michigan. The figure serves as a visual testament to the unexpected congruence of these two seemingly disparate entities, whispering a tale of statistical symbiosis amidst the boisterous cacophony of empirical data.

In sum, our inquiry into the correlation between the season rating of "Two and a Half Men" and the prevalence of podiatrists in Michigan not only brings forth a novel insight but also proffers a whimsical reflection on the unanticipated interconnectedness of divergent fields. The statistical resonance uncovered in this investigation invites contemplation on the unexplored synergies that underlie the ostensibly incongruous domains of entertainment ratings and healthcare professionals, challenging the boundaries of statistical association and inviting a nuanced appreciation for the whimsy of empirical inquiry.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Season rating of "Two and a Half Men" and The number of podiatrists in Michigan. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"You Can't Handle the Footage: Investigating the Correlation Between Season Rating of "Two and a Half Men" and the Number of Podiatrists in Michigan"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the peculiar world of television ratings and foot care professionals, seeking to uncover any potential link between the two seemingly unrelated entities. Utilizing data sourced from Wikipedia and the Bureau of Labor Statistics spanning the years 2004 to 2015, our analysis reveals a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8446368 and a p-value of less than 0.01. Our findings not only shed light on this enigmatic association but also highlight the often-overlooked, yet competent, role of foot-focused medical practitioners. Additionally, the implications of this intriguing relationship extend beyond the realm of entertainment and health care, offering a whimsical perspective on the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate fields.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The exploration of the correlation between the season rating of "Two and a Half Men" and the number of podiatrists in Michigan may at first seem as unlikely as a foot size comparison between Sasquatch and Tinker Bell. However, as Jones et al. (2013) succinctly point out in their analysis of television ratings, the whimsical world of statistical associations never fails to surprise. A comprehensive review of the scholarly literature reveals a gamut of studies delving into the nuances of television viewership patterns and the often unassuming factors that influence audience engagement. Of particular note, Smith and Doe (2008) examine the impact of comedic timing on viewer retention, while Johnson and Williams (2011) scrutinize the relationship between sitcom dialogues and binge-watching behaviors. These studies, while ostensibly unrelated to podiatric practice, lay the groundwork for our foray into the seemingly fanciful realm of correlating a renowned sitcom with the number of foot care professionals in a specific geographical region.
Expanding beyond the borders of traditional academic research, our investigation also draws inspiration from non-fiction literature relevant to the domain of podiatry and popular culture. The works of renowned foot care experts such as "The Foot Book" by Dr. Seuss and "Sole Support: The Complete Guide to Overcoming Group-Induced Toenail Trauma" by Dr. Scholl provide pragmatic insights into the world of foot care, albeit in an unusually whimsical manner. Additionally, the fictional universe offers a treasure trove of narratives that, at first glance, may not seem directly related to our research; however, we daringly posit that there may be latent wisdom to be gleaned from the likes of "The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes" by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and "The Wonderful Wizard of Oz" by L. Frank Baum.
As we venture deeper into the realm of unexpected sources, our exploration extends to the annals of animated children's shows, drawing upon the antics of "Tom and Jerry" and the strategic wiles of "Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner." Unbeknownst to many, these seemingly unrelated animated escapades may hold uncanny parallels to the convoluted dynamics of statistical associations. With a touch of scholarly whimsy, our literature review dares to traverse unconventional pathways, all in the pursuit of unraveling the enigmatic connectivity between the escapades of a beachfront Malibu residence and the intricacies of podiatric practice in the Great Lakes State.
This eclectic framework lays the groundwork for our scholarly pursuit, framed within the whimsy of statistical analysis and the often overlooked, yet competent, role of foot-focused medical practitioners. As we weave through the labyrinth of scholarly works and unexpected inspirations, we remain steadfast in our endeavor to shed light on this intriguing association, offering a lighthearted yet robust perspective on the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate domains.

[[RESULTS]]
The primary objective of this study was to scrutinize the purportedly incongruous entanglement of season ratings of "Two and a Half Men" and the abundance of podiatric practitioners in Michigan. Through our rigorous statistical interrogation of the data spanning the years 2004 to 2015, we uncovered a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8446368, signifying a robust positive association between these seemingly unrelated variables. The coefficient of determination (r-squared) provided further insight, indicating that approximately 71.34% of the variation in the number of podiatrists in Michigan can be explained by the season rating of the aforementioned television sitcom. This remarkable level of association underscores the unexpected connection between television viewership preferences and the demand for foot care professionals in the state.
The statistically significant correlation, as evidenced by a p-value of less than 0.01, not only astounds the research community but prompts pondering about the potential intertwined dynamics of entertainment consumption and healthcare service utilization. The serendipitous nature of this finding provides an intriguing lens through which to view the interplay of seemingly unrelated domains. It is as if uncovering a hidden treasure trove beneath the well-treaded ground of statistical analysis, where the insouciant amusement of a sitcom intersects with the conscientious care of foot-focused medical practitioners.
Figure 1 elucidates this revelatory correlation through a scatterplot that unequivocally illustrates the compelling relationship between the season rating of "Two and a Half Men" and the number of podiatrists in Michigan. The figure serves as a visual testament to the unexpected congruence of these two seemingly disparate entities, whispering a tale of statistical symbiosis amidst the boisterous cacophony of empirical data.
In sum, our inquiry into the correlation between the season rating of "Two and a Half Men" and the prevalence of podiatrists in Michigan not only brings forth a novel insight but also proffers a whimsical reflection on the unanticipated interconnectedness of divergent fields. The statistical resonance uncovered in this investigation invites contemplation on the unexplored synergies that underlie the ostensibly incongruous domains of entertainment ratings and healthcare professionals, challenging the boundaries of statistical association and inviting a nuanced appreciation for the whimsy of empirical inquiry.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The uncovering of a robust positive correlation between the season rating of "Two and a Half Men" and the number of podiatrists in Michigan not only adds a surprising twist to the annals of statistical associations but also resonates with the whimsical undertones that often permeate the domain of empirical inquiry. Our findings, bolstered by a correlation coefficient of 0.8446368 and a p-value of less than 0.01, align with the prior research that has alluded to the unforeseen connectivity between seemingly unrelated phenomena.

The humor-laden literature review, which delved into the unlikeliest of sources, including the fictional narratives of Sherlock Holmes and the antics of animated characters such as Tom and Jerry, may have seemed far-fetched at first glance. However, these seemingly whimsical inspirations, when juxtaposed against the empirical revelation of a significant correlation, serve as a reminder that scholarly inquiry can often traverse uncharted territories with a touch of scholarly whimsy.

Drawing from previous studies that explored television viewership, comedic timing, and the nuances of audience engagement, our findings align with the whimsical facets that underpin the exploration of statistical associations in unconventional domains. It is almost as if the foot-focused medical practitioners in Michigan have tapped into the subtle art of comedic timing and engaging storytelling that underpin the allure of "Two and a Half Men," thus leading to an increase in demand for their services.

Moreover, the correlation coefficient of 0.8446368, indicative of a strong positive association, echoes the unexpected parallels that may exist between the realms of entertainment and healthcare. This correlation, intriguing in its unexpectedness, offers a lighthearted yet robust perspective on the unlikely interconnectedness of seemingly disparate domains. It is as if the statistical analysis has unraveled a playful dance between the comedic exuberance of a popular sitcom and the conscientious care of foot-focused medical practitioners, where the melodious laughter resonates with the meticulous attention to foot health.

In sum, our study not only uncovers a statistically significant correlation but also invites contemplation on the whimsical interplay of entertainment consumption and healthcare service utilization. The unexpected synergy unveiled in this investigation challenges conventional boundaries of statistical association and offers a delightful, if not whimsical, reflection on the interconnectedness of divergent fields. It is as if statistical analysis, in its pursuit of understanding the intricacies of human behaviors and preferences, unravels a tapestry of enigmatic connections, where the seemingly incongruent harmonize in an elegant statistical ballet.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Season rating of "Two and a Half Men" and The number of podiatrists in Michigan. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"You Can't Handle the Footage: Investigating the Correlation Between Season Rating of "Two and a Half Men" and the Number of Podiatrists in Michigan"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the peculiar world of television ratings and foot care professionals, seeking to uncover any potential link between the two seemingly unrelated entities. Utilizing data sourced from Wikipedia and the Bureau of Labor Statistics spanning the years 2004 to 2015, our analysis reveals a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8446368 and a p-value of less than 0.01. Our findings not only shed light on this enigmatic association but also highlight the often-overlooked, yet competent, role of foot-focused medical practitioners. Additionally, the implications of this intriguing relationship extend beyond the realm of entertainment and health care, offering a whimsical perspective on the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate fields.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The enthralling world of television ratings and podiatric practice undoubtedly harbors surprising dimensions and peculiar connections waiting to be unearthed. Amidst this mosaic of seemingly disjointed disciplines, our study seeks to unravel the intricate relationship between the season ratings of the celebrated sitcom "Two and a Half Men" and the number of podiatrists in the Great Lakes State of Michigan. While this association may initially appear as perplexing as a twisted ankle after a vigorous game of hopscotch, our investigation hopes to shed light on any potential correlation that may exist.
Television ratings have long been the subject of scholarly scrutiny, with researchers meticulously attempting to unravel the variables that influence audience engagement. Similarly, the field of podiatry, often overshadowed by its more prominent medical counterparts, plays a crucial role in the health and well-being of countless individuals. Through the lenses of statistical analysis and a subtle dash of curiosity, we set out to navigate this labyrinth of seemingly unrelated phenomena, poised to illuminate any underlying connection between the escapades of Charlie, Alan, and their unlikely roommate, and the world of foot care professionals.
Our utilization of data sourced from reputable sources such as Wikipedia and the Bureau of Labor Statistics spanning the years 2004 to 2015 has allowed for a thorough examination of this intriguing conjunction. Upon embarking on this unconventional odyssey, our study has uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.8446368, accompanied by a p-value of less than 0.01. These findings lay the foundation for the elucidation of this whimsical relationship, alongside a subtle nod to the serendipitous marvels that lie within the world of statistical analysis.
As we embark on this voyage of discovery, we not only aim to elevate the awareness of the often overlooked prowess of foot-focused medical practitioners but also strive to inject a lighthearted, yet rigorous, perspective into the academic landscape. This investigation, while firmly rooted in statistical analysis, offers a playful portrayal of the interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated domains, affirming that, indeed, even the most unrelated concepts may ultimately tread upon common ground.

[[RESULTS]]
The primary objective of this study was to scrutinize the purportedly incongruous entanglement of season ratings of "Two and a Half Men" and the abundance of podiatric practitioners in Michigan. Through our rigorous statistical interrogation of the data spanning the years 2004 to 2015, we uncovered a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8446368, signifying a robust positive association between these seemingly unrelated variables. The coefficient of determination (r-squared) provided further insight, indicating that approximately 71.34% of the variation in the number of podiatrists in Michigan can be explained by the season rating of the aforementioned television sitcom. This remarkable level of association underscores the unexpected connection between television viewership preferences and the demand for foot care professionals in the state.
The statistically significant correlation, as evidenced by a p-value of less than 0.01, not only astounds the research community but prompts pondering about the potential intertwined dynamics of entertainment consumption and healthcare service utilization. The serendipitous nature of this finding provides an intriguing lens through which to view the interplay of seemingly unrelated domains. It is as if uncovering a hidden treasure trove beneath the well-treaded ground of statistical analysis, where the insouciant amusement of a sitcom intersects with the conscientious care of foot-focused medical practitioners.
Figure 1 elucidates this revelatory correlation through a scatterplot that unequivocally illustrates the compelling relationship between the season rating of "Two and a Half Men" and the number of podiatrists in Michigan. The figure serves as a visual testament to the unexpected congruence of these two seemingly disparate entities, whispering a tale of statistical symbiosis amidst the boisterous cacophony of empirical data.
In sum, our inquiry into the correlation between the season rating of "Two and a Half Men" and the prevalence of podiatrists in Michigan not only brings forth a novel insight but also proffers a whimsical reflection on the unanticipated interconnectedness of divergent fields. The statistical resonance uncovered in this investigation invites contemplation on the unexplored synergies that underlie the ostensibly incongruous domains of entertainment ratings and healthcare professionals, challenging the boundaries of statistical association and inviting a nuanced appreciation for the whimsy of empirical inquiry.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our investigation into the correlation between the season rating of "Two and a Half Men" and the number of podiatrists in Michigan has yielded revelatory insights into the unexpected interconnectedness of seemingly disparate domains. Our findings, boasting a robust correlation coefficient of 0.8446368 and a p-value of less than 0.01, not only demonstrate a statistically significant association but also invite a whimsical reflection on the curious confluence of entertainment preferences and foot care professionals.

Our study has possibly left some pondering whether the whimsical escapades of Charlie, Alan, and their peculiar roommate possess an uncanny ability to influence the podiatric landscape. Perhaps, the demographic drawn to the endearing antics of the sitcom is predisposed to foot-related ailments, or perchance the allure of "Two and a Half Men" serves as the catalyst for an uptick in podiatric demand. The possibilities, despite their whimsical nature, warrant contemplation and perhaps a chuckle or two.

While our findings may prompt a raised eyebrow or a bemused grin, the statistical resonance uncovered in this investigation underscores the nuanced interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated spheres. As we bid adieu to this peculiar foray into statistical symbiosis, we assert that no further research is needed in this whimsically enigmatic domain, leaving it as both a statistical marvel and an enigma, much like the show itself.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited You Can't Handle the Footage: Investigating the Correlation Between Season Rating of Two and a Half Men and the Number of Podiatrists in Michigan. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Eccentric Correlations


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited You Can't Handle the Footage: Investigating the Correlation Between Season Rating of Two and a Half Men and the Number of Podiatrists in Michigan. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Society for Zany Television Research and Analysis


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled You Can't Handle the Footage: Investigating the Correlation Between Season Rating of Two and a Half Men and the Number of Podiatrists in Michigan with an abstract of In this study, we delve into the peculiar world of television ratings and foot care professionals, seeking to uncover any potential link between the two seemingly unrelated entities. Utilizing data sourced from Wikipedia and the Bureau of Labor Statistics spanning the years 2004 to 2015, our analysis reveals a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8446368 and a p-value of less than 0.01. Our findings not only shed light on this enigmatic association but also highlight the often-overlooked, yet competent, role of foot-focused medical practitioners. Additionally, the implications of this intriguing relationship extend beyond the realm of entertainment and health care, offering a whimsical perspective on the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate fields.

ChatGPT:

television ratings, foot care professionals, correlation analysis, season rating, Two and a Half Men, podiatrists, Michigan, correlation coefficient, p-value, entertainment industry, healthcare industry, data analysis

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Data details

Season rating of "Two and a Half Men"
Source: Wikipedia
See what else correlates with Season rating of "Two and a Half Men"

The number of podiatrists in Michigan
Detailed data title: BLS estimate of podiatrists in Michigan
Source: Bureau of Larbor Statistics
See what else correlates with The number of podiatrists in Michigan

Correlation r = 0.8446368 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.7134113 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 71.3% of the change in the one variable (i.e., The number of podiatrists in Michigan) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Season rating of "Two and a Half Men") over the 12 years from 2004 through 2015.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 0.00055. 0.0005458719343321124000000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.84 in 0.055% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 1,832 random variables Which I absolutely did.
with the same 11 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 11 because we have two variables measured over a period of 12 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.53, 0.96 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
200420052006200720082009201020112012201320142015
Season rating of "Two and a Half Men" (Rating)151117211710111711112723
The number of podiatrists in Michigan (Podiatrists)340350390430360320320320320330410430




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([15,11,17,21,17,10,11,17,11,11,27,23,])
array_2 = np.array([340,350,390,430,360,320,320,320,320,330,410,430,])
array_1_name = "Season rating of "Two and a Half Men""
array_2_name = "The number of podiatrists in Michigan"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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