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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is xkcd comics published about existentialism and the second variable is The number of data entry keyers in Nebraska.  The chart goes from 2007 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As the existential xkcd comics dwindled, data keyers in Nebraska began questioning the meaning of their repetitive tasks. Without the assurance of a purposeful existence, they transcended the monotonous nature of their work, ultimately keying down their numbers. The comic-al shift in philosophical content led to a state of key-mergency as the workforce grappled with the futility of data entry in the grand schema of life.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: [ A photo-realistic image ] Depict a cozy break room in a midwestern office setting, with natural light filtering in through the windows. A group of people dressed in casual office attire are gathered around a computer, with an xkcd comic on the screen. They are engaged and smiling as they read the comic together, with one person pointing at the screen and another leaning in to get a closer look. The scene should capture a sense of camaraderie and shared enjoyment among the data entry keyers. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: xkcd comics published about existentialism and The number of data entry keyers in Nebraska. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Cyber folk Photorealism Cubism A photo-realistic image Concept art
ChatGPT: A photo-realistic image

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both xkcd comics published about existentialism and The number of data entry keyers in Nebraska together. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: A group of data entry keyers in Nebraska taking a break, gathering around a computer and reading an xkcd comic on existentialism together.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A photo-realistic image ] and depicting this scene: A group of data entry keyers in Nebraska taking a break, gathering around a computer and reading an xkcd comic on existentialism together. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: [ A photo-realistic image ] Depict a cozy break room in a midwestern office setting, with natural light filtering in through the windows. A group of people dressed in casual office attire are gathered around a computer, with an xkcd comic on the screen. They are engaged and smiling as they read the comic together, with one person pointing at the screen and another leaning in to get a closer look. The scene should capture a sense of camaraderie and shared enjoyment among the data entry keyers.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in xkcd comics published about existentialism caused The number of data entry keyers in Nebraska to decrease.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Laughing All the Way to the Data: The Correlation Between xkcd Comics on Existentialism and the Number of Data Entry Keyers in Nebraska

Journal of Irreverent Data Analysis

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between xkcd comics published about existentialism and The number of data entry keyers in Nebraska. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title a clever pun.

Your research team used data from AI analysis of xkcd comics and Bureau of Larbor Statistics to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9560920 and p < 0.01 for 2007 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Laughing All the Way to the Data: The Correlation Between xkcd Comics on Existentialism and the Number of Data Entry Keyers in Nebraska"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the intriguing relationship between existential-themed xkcd comics and the employment of data entry keyers in the state of Nebraska. Through the meticulous analysis of xkcd comics from 2007 to 2022, particularly those highlighting existentialist themes, and juxtaposing these with the Bureau of Labor Statistics data on data entry keyers in Nebraska, we sought to determine whether there exists a meaningful correlation between the two seemingly unrelated entities.

Surprisingly, our analysis revealed a significant correlation coefficient of 0.9560920 and a p-value less than 0.01. While this finding may initially appear absurd or comical, it prompts us to consider the possibility of a deeper connection between the contemplation of existence and the humdrum task of data entry. Our research opens the door to further exploration of the potential cognitive implications of existential thought, and the impact it may have on the work patterns of data entry professionals in specific geographic regions.

As we delve into this uncharted territory, we implore researchers to approach this subject matter with a sense of humor, acknowledging the whimsical nature of our initial inquiry. Our findings not only bring levity to the academic sphere but also unveil the unexpected intersections between philosophy, employment trends, and the whimsical world of webcomics.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between xkcd comics published about existentialism and The number of data entry keyers in Nebraska. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Laughing All the Way to the Data: The Correlation Between xkcd Comics on Existentialism and the Number of Data Entry Keyers in Nebraska"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the intriguing relationship between existential-themed xkcd comics and the employment of data entry keyers in the state of Nebraska. Through the meticulous analysis of xkcd comics from 2007 to 2022, particularly those highlighting existentialist themes, and juxtaposing these with the Bureau of Labor Statistics data on data entry keyers in Nebraska, we sought to determine whether there exists a meaningful correlation between the two seemingly unrelated entities.

Surprisingly, our analysis revealed a significant correlation coefficient of 0.9560920 and a p-value less than 0.01. While this finding may initially appear absurd or comical, it prompts us to consider the possibility of a deeper connection between the contemplation of existence and the humdrum task of data entry. Our research opens the door to further exploration of the potential cognitive implications of existential thought, and the impact it may have on the work patterns of data entry professionals in specific geographic regions.

As we delve into this uncharted territory, we implore researchers to approach this subject matter with a sense of humor, acknowledging the whimsical nature of our initial inquiry. Our findings not only bring levity to the academic sphere but also unveil the unexpected intersections between philosophy, employment trends, and the whimsical world of webcomics.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

Within the hallowed halls of academia, sometimes unexpected connections and correlations arise, bringing about a chuckle or a bemused expression. In this vein, our present research delves into the rather peculiar link between the contemplation of existentialism, as artistically depicted in the widely beloved webcomic xkcd, and the employment statistics of data entry keyers in the state of Nebraska. While one might initially dismiss such an inquiry as mere whimsy, our findings invite a closer inspection of the potential interplay between matters of existential pondering and the steady keystrokes of data entry.

Existentialism, a philosophical movement that grapples with the nature of human existence and the individual's search for meaning in a seemingly indifferent universe, has long been a subject of scholarly and lay contemplation. Similarly, the employment trends and occupational demographics of different regions have been scrutinized in meticulous detail. What our research aims to do is bridge the seemingly vast chasm between these realms and explore whether, in the vast tapestry of human experience, there exists a tangible link between the musings on existence and the occupational landscape of Nebraska.

As we set out on this intellectual expedition, we urge our esteemed colleagues to embrace the unforeseen whimsy of this venture. It is with a light-hearted spirit that we embark on a journey through the realms of webcomics, philosophical inquiry, and labor statistics, all with the earnest intention of uncovering the unexpected and delighting in the quirks of human endeavor. For, as Albert Camus once mused, "In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me, there lay an invincible summer." Similarly, within the seemingly mundane data on employment and the light-hearted panels of webcomics, there may reside an insight that transcends the ordinary.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between xkcd comics published about existentialism and The number of data entry keyers in Nebraska. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then devolve ever further, and mention something completely ridiculous, like you conducted literature review by reading CVS receipts.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Laughing All the Way to the Data: The Correlation Between xkcd Comics on Existentialism and the Number of Data Entry Keyers in Nebraska"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the intriguing relationship between existential-themed xkcd comics and the employment of data entry keyers in the state of Nebraska. Through the meticulous analysis of xkcd comics from 2007 to 2022, particularly those highlighting existentialist themes, and juxtaposing these with the Bureau of Labor Statistics data on data entry keyers in Nebraska, we sought to determine whether there exists a meaningful correlation between the two seemingly unrelated entities.

Surprisingly, our analysis revealed a significant correlation coefficient of 0.9560920 and a p-value less than 0.01. While this finding may initially appear absurd or comical, it prompts us to consider the possibility of a deeper connection between the contemplation of existence and the humdrum task of data entry. Our research opens the door to further exploration of the potential cognitive implications of existential thought, and the impact it may have on the work patterns of data entry professionals in specific geographic regions.

As we delve into this uncharted territory, we implore researchers to approach this subject matter with a sense of humor, acknowledging the whimsical nature of our initial inquiry. Our findings not only bring levity to the academic sphere but also unveil the unexpected intersections between philosophy, employment trends, and the whimsical world of webcomics.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Within the hallowed halls of academia, sometimes unexpected connections and correlations arise, bringing about a chuckle or a bemused expression. In this vein, our present research delves into the rather peculiar link between the contemplation of existentialism, as artistically depicted in the widely beloved webcomic xkcd, and the employment statistics of data entry keyers in the state of Nebraska. While one might initially dismiss such an inquiry as mere whimsy, our findings invite a closer inspection of the potential interplay between matters of existential pondering and the steady keystrokes of data entry.
Existentialism, a philosophical movement that grapples with the nature of human existence and the individual's search for meaning in a seemingly indifferent universe, has long been a subject of scholarly and lay contemplation. Similarly, the employment trends and occupational demographics of different regions have been scrutinized in meticulous detail. What our research aims to do is bridge the seemingly vast chasm between these realms and explore whether, in the vast tapestry of human experience, there exists a tangible link between the musings on existence and the occupational landscape of Nebraska.
As we set out on this intellectual expedition, we urge our esteemed colleagues to embrace the unforeseen whimsy of this venture. It is with a light-hearted spirit that we embark on a journey through the realms of webcomics, philosophical inquiry, and labor statistics, all with the earnest intention of uncovering the unexpected and delighting in the quirks of human endeavor. For, as Albert Camus once mused, "In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me, there lay an invincible summer." Similarly, within the seemingly mundane data on employment and the light-hearted panels of webcomics, there may reside an insight that transcends the ordinary.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

In the pursuit of understanding the correlation between the publication of xkcd comics with existential themes and the employment of data entry keyers in Nebraska, we embarked on a thorough examination of existing literature. Our investigation swiftly led us to the scholarly work of Smith (2018) and Doe (2020), who, in their respective studies, delved into the intersecting realms of webcomics and philosophy. Smith (2018) explored the existential underpinnings of online humor, while Doe (2020) scrutinized the societal impact of webcomic consumption on occupational inclinations. The amalgamation of these insights laid a solid foundation for our foray into the unexplored territory of the xkcd-existentialism-data entry correlation.

Expanding our investigative scope beyond the academic realm, we encountered thought-provoking non-fiction works such as "The Existential Dilemma: Navigating Life's Absurdities" by Jones (2019) and "Data Entry Demographics: An Atlas of Keystrokes" by Johnson (2021). These literature pieces offered valuable perspectives on the individual components of our study, albeit from noticeably divergent vantage points. In the virtual shelves of fiction, the likes of "The Data Entry Diaries" and "Existential Escapades in the Digital Age" provided a creative backdrop against which to contextualize our seemingly preposterous inquiry.

Venturing further into our literature review, we acknowledged the need for unconventional sources of insight. As such, we diligently analyzed mass-produced grocery receipts, particularly those dispensed by establishments with whimsically long names and an inexplicable abundance of coupon offers. While initially dismissed as mere detritus of consumerism, these unassuming pieces of parchment revealed surprising nuggets of wisdom, hinting at the profound interconnectedness of mundane tasks and facetious musings on the nature of existence.

Having combed through these diverse sources, we were emboldened by the realization that the pursuit of knowledge can be as enigmatic and entertaining as it is enlightening. Our collective endeavor to unravel the quirky relationship between existential xkcd musings and the employment statistics of data entry keyers in Nebraska has, undeniably, been an intellectually invigorating and humorous pursuit. As we proceed to present our findings, we implore our esteemed readers to approach our work with a knowing smile and an appreciation for the unexpected whimsy that underpins our scholarly inquiry.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between xkcd comics published about existentialism and The number of data entry keyers in Nebraska. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from AI analysis of xkcd comics and Bureau of Larbor Statistics . You used data from 2007 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Laughing All the Way to the Data: The Correlation Between xkcd Comics on Existentialism and the Number of Data Entry Keyers in Nebraska"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the intriguing relationship between existential-themed xkcd comics and the employment of data entry keyers in the state of Nebraska. Through the meticulous analysis of xkcd comics from 2007 to 2022, particularly those highlighting existentialist themes, and juxtaposing these with the Bureau of Labor Statistics data on data entry keyers in Nebraska, we sought to determine whether there exists a meaningful correlation between the two seemingly unrelated entities.

Surprisingly, our analysis revealed a significant correlation coefficient of 0.9560920 and a p-value less than 0.01. While this finding may initially appear absurd or comical, it prompts us to consider the possibility of a deeper connection between the contemplation of existence and the humdrum task of data entry. Our research opens the door to further exploration of the potential cognitive implications of existential thought, and the impact it may have on the work patterns of data entry professionals in specific geographic regions.

As we delve into this uncharted territory, we implore researchers to approach this subject matter with a sense of humor, acknowledging the whimsical nature of our initial inquiry. Our findings not only bring levity to the academic sphere but also unveil the unexpected intersections between philosophy, employment trends, and the whimsical world of webcomics.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
Within the hallowed halls of academia, sometimes unexpected connections and correlations arise, bringing about a chuckle or a bemused expression. In this vein, our present research delves into the rather peculiar link between the contemplation of existentialism, as artistically depicted in the widely beloved webcomic xkcd, and the employment statistics of data entry keyers in the state of Nebraska. While one might initially dismiss such an inquiry as mere whimsy, our findings invite a closer inspection of the potential interplay between matters of existential pondering and the steady keystrokes of data entry.
Existentialism, a philosophical movement that grapples with the nature of human existence and the individual's search for meaning in a seemingly indifferent universe, has long been a subject of scholarly and lay contemplation. Similarly, the employment trends and occupational demographics of different regions have been scrutinized in meticulous detail. What our research aims to do is bridge the seemingly vast chasm between these realms and explore whether, in the vast tapestry of human experience, there exists a tangible link between the musings on existence and the occupational landscape of Nebraska.
As we set out on this intellectual expedition, we urge our esteemed colleagues to embrace the unforeseen whimsy of this venture. It is with a light-hearted spirit that we embark on a journey through the realms of webcomics, philosophical inquiry, and labor statistics, all with the earnest intention of uncovering the unexpected and delighting in the quirks of human endeavor. For, as Albert Camus once mused, "In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me, there lay an invincible summer." Similarly, within the seemingly mundane data on employment and the light-hearted panels of webcomics, there may reside an insight that transcends the ordinary.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

Sampling Procedure:
The first step in our methodological escapade involved the meticulous extraction of xkcd comics from the vast expanse of the internet, guided by the mantra "seek and ye shall find." Drawing upon the digital archives of xkcd, we implemented both text-based and image recognition algorithms to identify a subset of comics that prominently featured themes related to existentialism. These themes included introspective musings, the absurdity of human existence, and the quest for meaning amidst the cacophony of modern life. Once this subset was identified, we proceeded to establish a timeline from 2007 to 2022, capturing the evolution of existentialist musings within the xkcd oeuvre.

Data on the employment of data entry keyers in the state of Nebraska was acquired from the Bureau of Labor Statistics, representing a more conventional foray into the world of empirical data. Utilizing official labor reports and employment records, we obtained a comprehensive overview of the ebb and flow of data entry keyers' presence in the Cornhusker State.

Analysis:
To explore the potential correlation between the thematic prevalence of existential xkcd comics and the employment of data entry keyers in Nebraska, we employed statistical techniques designed to tease out patterns from the seeming chaos of webcomic archives and labor metrics. Cross-referencing the publication dates of the identified existentialist xkcd comics with the corresponding employment figures for data entry keyers in Nebraska, we calculated correlation coefficients while resisting the temptation to delve into the abyss of absurdity.

Furthermore, we performed a time series analysis to discern any temporal nuances in the relationship between the aforementioned variables. This involved mapping the temporal trends of existentialist xkcd comics against the temporal fluctuations in the employment numbers of data entry keyers in Nebraska, unravelling a narrative that transcends mere statistical abstractions.

Limitations:
Despite the fervent allure of this unorthodox endeavor, certain limitations did come to the fore. Firstly, the subjective categorization of xkcd comics as "existentialist" may be subject to interpretation, as the very nature of existential contemplation dwells within the purview of subjective experience. Additionally, the regional specificity of our analysis, focused solely on Nebraska, warrants a cautious approach in extrapolating the findings to broader geographical contexts.

In summary, our methodology, while venturing gallantly into the realms of whimsical juxtapositions and unlikely pairings, adhered to the rigorous principles of empirical inquiry. With a twinkle in our eyes and a nod to the comicality of our pursuits, we engaged in an exploration that illumined the intersection of philosophical musings and labor statistics, transcending the ordinary with a touch of the extraordinary.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between xkcd comics published about existentialism and The number of data entry keyers in Nebraska. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from AI analysis of xkcd comics and Bureau of Larbor Statistics .

For the time period 2007 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.9560920, r-squared of 0.9141118, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Laughing All the Way to the Data: The Correlation Between xkcd Comics on Existentialism and the Number of Data Entry Keyers in Nebraska"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the intriguing relationship between existential-themed xkcd comics and the employment of data entry keyers in the state of Nebraska. Through the meticulous analysis of xkcd comics from 2007 to 2022, particularly those highlighting existentialist themes, and juxtaposing these with the Bureau of Labor Statistics data on data entry keyers in Nebraska, we sought to determine whether there exists a meaningful correlation between the two seemingly unrelated entities.

Surprisingly, our analysis revealed a significant correlation coefficient of 0.9560920 and a p-value less than 0.01. While this finding may initially appear absurd or comical, it prompts us to consider the possibility of a deeper connection between the contemplation of existence and the humdrum task of data entry. Our research opens the door to further exploration of the potential cognitive implications of existential thought, and the impact it may have on the work patterns of data entry professionals in specific geographic regions.

As we delve into this uncharted territory, we implore researchers to approach this subject matter with a sense of humor, acknowledging the whimsical nature of our initial inquiry. Our findings not only bring levity to the academic sphere but also unveil the unexpected intersections between philosophy, employment trends, and the whimsical world of webcomics.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Within the hallowed halls of academia, sometimes unexpected connections and correlations arise, bringing about a chuckle or a bemused expression. In this vein, our present research delves into the rather peculiar link between the contemplation of existentialism, as artistically depicted in the widely beloved webcomic xkcd, and the employment statistics of data entry keyers in the state of Nebraska. While one might initially dismiss such an inquiry as mere whimsy, our findings invite a closer inspection of the potential interplay between matters of existential pondering and the steady keystrokes of data entry.
Existentialism, a philosophical movement that grapples with the nature of human existence and the individual's search for meaning in a seemingly indifferent universe, has long been a subject of scholarly and lay contemplation. Similarly, the employment trends and occupational demographics of different regions have been scrutinized in meticulous detail. What our research aims to do is bridge the seemingly vast chasm between these realms and explore whether, in the vast tapestry of human experience, there exists a tangible link between the musings on existence and the occupational landscape of Nebraska.
As we set out on this intellectual expedition, we urge our esteemed colleagues to embrace the unforeseen whimsy of this venture. It is with a light-hearted spirit that we embark on a journey through the realms of webcomics, philosophical inquiry, and labor statistics, all with the earnest intention of uncovering the unexpected and delighting in the quirks of human endeavor. For, as Albert Camus once mused, "In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me, there lay an invincible summer." Similarly, within the seemingly mundane data on employment and the light-hearted panels of webcomics, there may reside an insight that transcends the ordinary.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

Upon conducting our analysis, we discovered a striking correlation between xkcd comics centered on existentialism and the number of data entry keyers in Nebraska. Our correlation coefficient of 0.9560920 and an r-squared value of 0.9141118 indicate a strong and statistically significant relationship between these two seemingly disparate phenomena. The p-value being less than 0.01 further solidifies the robustness of this correlation.

This unexpected correlation prompts us to reconsider the traditional understanding of the influence of philosophical musings on occupational trends. While one might initially raise an eyebrow at the notion of a connection between existential themes and data entry employment in Nebraska, our findings insist that such humorous juxtapositions can unearth profound insights.

The implications of this correlation are as fascinating as they are whimsical. It beckons us to consider the potential influence of existential contemplation on the work patterns and occupational choices of individuals beyond what meets the eye. Could it be that pondering the absurdity of existence in the xkcd comics somehow influences the proclivity for administrative tasks in the Cornhusker State? While we’re not suggesting a causative relationship, the correlation is a compelling point of inquiry.

We depict the substantial correlation we found in a scatterplot, as illustrated in Figure 1. The figure accentuates the strong linear relationship between the variables, visually affirming the statistical evidence of their connection.

In conclusion, our research underscores the irreverent yet meaningful connections that can be unearthed through seemingly unconventional inquiries. While the correlation between xkcd comics on existentialism and the employment of data entry keyers in Nebraska may elicit a chuckle, it also raises thought-provoking questions about the interplay between contemplative philosophy and the realities of occupational trends.

Our findings not only widen the purview of scholarly investigation but also serve as a gentle reminder that within the labyrinth of data and statistics, there exist moments of unexpected humor and insight, waiting to be unravelled by the discerning and open-minded researcher.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between xkcd comics published about existentialism and The number of data entry keyers in Nebraska. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"Laughing All the Way to the Data: The Correlation Between xkcd Comics on Existentialism and the Number of Data Entry Keyers in Nebraska"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the intriguing relationship between existential-themed xkcd comics and the employment of data entry keyers in the state of Nebraska. Through the meticulous analysis of xkcd comics from 2007 to 2022, particularly those highlighting existentialist themes, and juxtaposing these with the Bureau of Labor Statistics data on data entry keyers in Nebraska, we sought to determine whether there exists a meaningful correlation between the two seemingly unrelated entities.

Surprisingly, our analysis revealed a significant correlation coefficient of 0.9560920 and a p-value less than 0.01. While this finding may initially appear absurd or comical, it prompts us to consider the possibility of a deeper connection between the contemplation of existence and the humdrum task of data entry. Our research opens the door to further exploration of the potential cognitive implications of existential thought, and the impact it may have on the work patterns of data entry professionals in specific geographic regions.

As we delve into this uncharted territory, we implore researchers to approach this subject matter with a sense of humor, acknowledging the whimsical nature of our initial inquiry. Our findings not only bring levity to the academic sphere but also unveil the unexpected intersections between philosophy, employment trends, and the whimsical world of webcomics.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In the pursuit of understanding the correlation between the publication of xkcd comics with existential themes and the employment of data entry keyers in Nebraska, we embarked on a thorough examination of existing literature. Our investigation swiftly led us to the scholarly work of Smith (2018) and Doe (2020), who, in their respective studies, delved into the intersecting realms of webcomics and philosophy. Smith (2018) explored the existential underpinnings of online humor, while Doe (2020) scrutinized the societal impact of webcomic consumption on occupational inclinations. The amalgamation of these insights laid a solid foundation for our foray into the unexplored territory of the xkcd-existentialism-data entry correlation.
Expanding our investigative scope beyond the academic realm, we encountered thought-provoking non-fiction works such as "The Existential Dilemma: Navigating Life's Absurdities" by Jones (2019) and "Data Entry Demographics: An Atlas of Keystrokes" by Johnson (2021). These literature pieces offered valuable perspectives on the individual components of our study, albeit from noticeably divergent vantage points. In the virtual shelves of fiction, the likes of "The Data Entry Diaries" and "Existential Escapades in the Digital Age" provided a creative backdrop against which to contextualize our seemingly preposterous inquiry.
Venturing further into our literature review, we acknowledged the need for unconventional sources of insight. As such, we diligently analyzed mass-produced grocery receipts, particularly those dispensed by establishments with whimsically long names and an inexplicable abundance of coupon offers. While initially dismissed as mere detritus of consumerism, these unassuming pieces of parchment revealed surprising nuggets of wisdom, hinting at the profound interconnectedness of mundane tasks and facetious musings on the nature of existence.
Having combed through these diverse sources, we were emboldened by the realization that the pursuit of knowledge can be as enigmatic and entertaining as it is enlightening. Our collective endeavor to unravel the quirky relationship between existential xkcd musings and the employment statistics of data entry keyers in Nebraska has, undeniably, been an intellectually invigorating and humorous pursuit. As we proceed to present our findings, we implore our esteemed readers to approach our work with a knowing smile and an appreciation for the unexpected whimsy that underpins our scholarly inquiry.

[[RESULTS]]
Upon conducting our analysis, we discovered a striking correlation between xkcd comics centered on existentialism and the number of data entry keyers in Nebraska. Our correlation coefficient of 0.9560920 and an r-squared value of 0.9141118 indicate a strong and statistically significant relationship between these two seemingly disparate phenomena. The p-value being less than 0.01 further solidifies the robustness of this correlation.
This unexpected correlation prompts us to reconsider the traditional understanding of the influence of philosophical musings on occupational trends. While one might initially raise an eyebrow at the notion of a connection between existential themes and data entry employment in Nebraska, our findings insist that such humorous juxtapositions can unearth profound insights.
The implications of this correlation are as fascinating as they are whimsical. It beckons us to consider the potential influence of existential contemplation on the work patterns and occupational choices of individuals beyond what meets the eye. Could it be that pondering the absurdity of existence in the xkcd comics somehow influences the proclivity for administrative tasks in the Cornhusker State? While we’re not suggesting a causative relationship, the correlation is a compelling point of inquiry.
We depict the substantial correlation we found in a scatterplot, as illustrated in Figure 1. The figure accentuates the strong linear relationship between the variables, visually affirming the statistical evidence of their connection.
In conclusion, our research underscores the irreverent yet meaningful connections that can be unearthed through seemingly unconventional inquiries. While the correlation between xkcd comics on existentialism and the employment of data entry keyers in Nebraska may elicit a chuckle, it also raises thought-provoking questions about the interplay between contemplative philosophy and the realities of occupational trends.
Our findings not only widen the purview of scholarly investigation but also serve as a gentle reminder that within the labyrinth of data and statistics, there exist moments of unexpected humor and insight, waiting to be unravelled by the discerning and open-minded researcher.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



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[[DISCUSSION]]

The curious correlation unveiled by our investigation into the relationship between existential-themed xkcd comics and the employment of data entry keyers in Nebraska has certainly raised some eyebrows, perhaps even prompting a few to scratch their heads in bemusement. However, our findings bring to light a thought-provoking realization - the potential influence of philosophical contemplation on the occupational landscape. While our inquiry may have initially seemed lighthearted, the statistical robustness of our results cannot be dismissed.

Taking a cue from the literature review, particularly our contemplation of joke-laden grocery receipts, we must acknowledge that in the pursuit of knowledge, even the most unexpected sources can offer valuable insights. The underlying message portrayed through Smith's (2018) exploration of existential humor shines through, urging us to consider the possibility of subtle influences permeating seemingly unrelated spheres. Similarly, the nonchalant musings on the societal impact of webcomic consumption put forth by Doe (2020) find resonance in our study, albeit in an unexpectedly whimsical manner.

Our results stand as a testament to the unforeseen interconnectedness between seemingly disparate realms. Johnson's (2021) "Data Entry Demographics: An Atlas of Keystrokes" now takes on a new light, as our findings further underscore the mirthful yet substantial connection between webcomic ponderings and the employment dynamics of data entry professionals. Likewise, Jones's (2019) "Existential Dilemma: Navigating Life's Absurdities" gains a new layer of relevance within the context of our research, hinting at the subtle influence of existential contemplation on the proclivities of individuals in their choice of vocation.

Figure 1, depicting the robust correlation between existential-themed xkcd publications and the employment of data entry keyers, serves as a visual nod to the unexpected harmonization of these seemingly incongruous entities. This visual representation reinforces the statistical significance of the correlation, reminding us that even in the realm of data analysis, there exists a playful synchrony waiting to be discovered.

In conclusion, our investigation, while initially tinged with lighthearted curiosity, has brought to the forefront a compelling dialogue: the potential impact of philosophical musings on occupational trends. With a gentle reminder that the pursuit of knowledge can be adorned with moments of unexpected humor and insight, we urge our esteemed colleagues to approach our findings with a knowing smile and an appreciation for the serendipitous revelations that reside within the enigmatic web of statistical correlations.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between xkcd comics published about existentialism and The number of data entry keyers in Nebraska. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"Laughing All the Way to the Data: The Correlation Between xkcd Comics on Existentialism and the Number of Data Entry Keyers in Nebraska"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the intriguing relationship between existential-themed xkcd comics and the employment of data entry keyers in the state of Nebraska. Through the meticulous analysis of xkcd comics from 2007 to 2022, particularly those highlighting existentialist themes, and juxtaposing these with the Bureau of Labor Statistics data on data entry keyers in Nebraska, we sought to determine whether there exists a meaningful correlation between the two seemingly unrelated entities.

Surprisingly, our analysis revealed a significant correlation coefficient of 0.9560920 and a p-value less than 0.01. While this finding may initially appear absurd or comical, it prompts us to consider the possibility of a deeper connection between the contemplation of existence and the humdrum task of data entry. Our research opens the door to further exploration of the potential cognitive implications of existential thought, and the impact it may have on the work patterns of data entry professionals in specific geographic regions.

As we delve into this uncharted territory, we implore researchers to approach this subject matter with a sense of humor, acknowledging the whimsical nature of our initial inquiry. Our findings not only bring levity to the academic sphere but also unveil the unexpected intersections between philosophy, employment trends, and the whimsical world of webcomics.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
Within the hallowed halls of academia, sometimes unexpected connections and correlations arise, bringing about a chuckle or a bemused expression. In this vein, our present research delves into the rather peculiar link between the contemplation of existentialism, as artistically depicted in the widely beloved webcomic xkcd, and the employment statistics of data entry keyers in the state of Nebraska. While one might initially dismiss such an inquiry as mere whimsy, our findings invite a closer inspection of the potential interplay between matters of existential pondering and the steady keystrokes of data entry.
Existentialism, a philosophical movement that grapples with the nature of human existence and the individual's search for meaning in a seemingly indifferent universe, has long been a subject of scholarly and lay contemplation. Similarly, the employment trends and occupational demographics of different regions have been scrutinized in meticulous detail. What our research aims to do is bridge the seemingly vast chasm between these realms and explore whether, in the vast tapestry of human experience, there exists a tangible link between the musings on existence and the occupational landscape of Nebraska.
As we set out on this intellectual expedition, we urge our esteemed colleagues to embrace the unforeseen whimsy of this venture. It is with a light-hearted spirit that we embark on a journey through the realms of webcomics, philosophical inquiry, and labor statistics, all with the earnest intention of uncovering the unexpected and delighting in the quirks of human endeavor. For, as Albert Camus once mused, "In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me, there lay an invincible summer." Similarly, within the seemingly mundane data on employment and the light-hearted panels of webcomics, there may reside an insight that transcends the ordinary.

[[RESULTS]]
Upon conducting our analysis, we discovered a striking correlation between xkcd comics centered on existentialism and the number of data entry keyers in Nebraska. Our correlation coefficient of 0.9560920 and an r-squared value of 0.9141118 indicate a strong and statistically significant relationship between these two seemingly disparate phenomena. The p-value being less than 0.01 further solidifies the robustness of this correlation.
This unexpected correlation prompts us to reconsider the traditional understanding of the influence of philosophical musings on occupational trends. While one might initially raise an eyebrow at the notion of a connection between existential themes and data entry employment in Nebraska, our findings insist that such humorous juxtapositions can unearth profound insights.
The implications of this correlation are as fascinating as they are whimsical. It beckons us to consider the potential influence of existential contemplation on the work patterns and occupational choices of individuals beyond what meets the eye. Could it be that pondering the absurdity of existence in the xkcd comics somehow influences the proclivity for administrative tasks in the Cornhusker State? While we’re not suggesting a causative relationship, the correlation is a compelling point of inquiry.
We depict the substantial correlation we found in a scatterplot, as illustrated in Figure 1. The figure accentuates the strong linear relationship between the variables, visually affirming the statistical evidence of their connection.
In conclusion, our research underscores the irreverent yet meaningful connections that can be unearthed through seemingly unconventional inquiries. While the correlation between xkcd comics on existentialism and the employment of data entry keyers in Nebraska may elicit a chuckle, it also raises thought-provoking questions about the interplay between contemplative philosophy and the realities of occupational trends.
Our findings not only widen the purview of scholarly investigation but also serve as a gentle reminder that within the labyrinth of data and statistics, there exist moments of unexpected humor and insight, waiting to be unravelled by the discerning and open-minded researcher.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In closing, our study has shed light on the rather unexpected but undeniably robust correlation between xkcd comics on existentialism and the number of data entry keyers in Nebraska. The statistically significant correlation coefficient and p-value less than 0.01 served as a catalyst for reevaluating the seemingly whimsical and comical interplay between existentialist musings and mundane keystrokes.

This inquiry may have initially raised a few eyebrows – akin to a perplexed eyebrow raise upon encountering a particularly puzzling xkcd strip – but our findings beckon the academic community to consider the potential cognitive and psychological influences of existential ponderings on the occupational choices of individuals, particularly in Nebraska. While we are not suggesting a causal relationship, the unexpected statistical connection warrants further contemplation.

As we wrap up this analysis, we cannot help but marvel at the delightful randomness of academic inquiry. The correlations we uncover often mirror the whimsical and unexpected ways of life, echoing the serendipitous nature of stumbling upon a humorous xkcd comic that leaves one pondering the universe in between chuckles.

Therefore, we assert with a dash of whimsy and a wink to the academic world that no further research in this particular area is needed. As an esteemed researcher once quipped, "Sometimes the best discoveries are made when we're looking for something else." And indeed, in the case of our research, the unexpected correlation between xkcd comics and data entry employment in Nebraska is a testament to the adage that life, much like academic exploration, is often filled with delightful surprises if one is open to seeing the humor and hidden connections within the data.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Laughing All the Way to the Data: The Correlation Between xkcd Comics on Existentialism and the Number of Data Entry Keyers in Nebraska. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

Journal of Irreverent Data Analysis


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Laughing All the Way to the Data: The Correlation Between xkcd Comics on Existentialism and the Number of Data Entry Keyers in Nebraska. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Society for Quirky Academic Research Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Laughing All the Way to the Data: The Correlation Between xkcd Comics on Existentialism and the Number of Data Entry Keyers in Nebraska with an abstract of In this study, we investigate the intriguing relationship between existential-themed xkcd comics and the employment of data entry keyers in the state of Nebraska. Through the meticulous analysis of xkcd comics from 2007 to 2022, particularly those highlighting existentialist themes, and juxtaposing these with the Bureau of Labor Statistics data on data entry keyers in Nebraska, we sought to determine whether there exists a meaningful correlation between the two seemingly unrelated entities.
Surprisingly, our analysis revealed a significant correlation coefficient of 0.9560920 and a p-value less than 0.01. While this finding may initially appear absurd or comical, it prompts us to consider the possibility of a deeper connection between the contemplation of existence and the humdrum task of data entry. Our research opens the door to further exploration of the potential cognitive implications of existential thought, and the impact it may have on the work patterns of data entry professionals in specific geographic regions.
As we delve into this uncharted territory, we implore researchers to approach this subject matter with a sense of humor, acknowledging the whimsical nature of our initial inquiry. Our findings not only bring levity to the academic sphere but also unveil the unexpected intersections between philosophy, employment trends, and the whimsical world of webcomics.

ChatGPT:

xkcd comics, existentialism, data entry keyers, Nebraska, correlation, analysis, Bureau of Labor Statistics, existential-themed comics, employment trends, cognitive implications, philosophy, webcomics, humor

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Data details

xkcd comics published about existentialism
Detailed data title: The number of xkcd comics published each year about existentialism
Source: AI analysis of xkcd comics
Additional Info: I designed a Python workflow to perform OCR on every xkcd comic, feed that text into a large language model, and ask the model whether this comic was about the category named in the title.

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The number of data entry keyers in Nebraska
Detailed data title: BLS estimate of data entry keyers in Nebraska
Source: Bureau of Larbor Statistics
See what else correlates with The number of data entry keyers in Nebraska

Correlation r = 0.9560920 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.9141118 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 91.4% of the change in the one variable (i.e., The number of data entry keyers in Nebraska) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., xkcd comics published about existentialism) over the 16 years from 2007 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 7.5E-9. 0.0000000075100410326733900000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.96 in 7.5E-7% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 133,155,065 random variables You don't actually need 133 million variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 15 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 15 because we have two variables measured over a period of 16 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.88, 0.98 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2007200820092010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
xkcd comics published about existentialism (xkcd comics)18811891181076635422
The number of data entry keyers in Nebraska (Data Entry Keyers)2270178018301530170017401670166015701610143014101460131011501150




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([18,8,11,8,9,11,8,10,7,6,6,3,5,4,2,2,])
array_2 = np.array([2270,1780,1830,1530,1700,1740,1670,1660,1570,1610,1430,1410,1460,1310,1150,1150,])
array_1_name = "xkcd comics published about existentialism"
array_2_name = "The number of data entry keyers in Nebraska"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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