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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Popularity of the first name Jamarcus and the second variable is Banco Bilbao Vizcaya Argentaria's stock price (BBVA).  The chart goes from 2002 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

People named Jamarcus tend to be unusually avid investors in Banco Bilbao Vizcaya Argentaria, and as the number of Jamarcus-es dwindles, so does the demand for BBVA stock, leading to a decrease in its price. Nowadays, it seems like it's not just Jamarcus's popularity that's tanking, but also BBVA's stock price!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image featuring the bustling cityscape at night, with sleek skyscrapers looming over the scene. A dynamic composition would capture the billboard prominently showcasing Jamarcus, the city lights reflecting off the basketball shoes. The glowing digital screen of Banco Bilbao Vizcaya Argentaria's stock price should be visible, with the soaring trend clearly indicated. Lastly, a crowd of excited investors celebrating their gains should be depicted near the screen, adding a sense of euphoria to the scene. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Popularity of the first name Jamarcus and Banco Bilbao Vizcaya Argentaria's stock price (BBVA). Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: A TIME magazine cover image Parallax art a funny image you would see on reddit Charcoal Celtic art
ChatGPT: Parallax art

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Popularity of the first name Jamarcus and Banco Bilbao Vizcaya Argentaria's stock price (BBVA), in the following situation: Because the popularity of the first name Jamarcus is linked to an increase in basketball shoe sales, leading to higher profits, which boosts investor confidence in BBVA and raises its stock price.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a bustling city, a billboard proudly displays the latest basketball shoe endorsed by Jamarcus, with a line of people waiting outside the store. Nearby, a large digital screen shows the Banco Bilbao Vizcaya Argentaria's stock price soaring upwards, while a group of happy investors celebrate their gains.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Parallax art ] and depicting this scene: In a bustling city, a billboard proudly displays the latest basketball shoe endorsed by Jamarcus, with a line of people waiting outside the store. Nearby, a large digital screen shows the Banco Bilbao Vizcaya Argentaria's stock price soaring upwards, while a group of happy investors celebrate their gains. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image featuring the bustling cityscape at night, with sleek skyscrapers looming over the scene. A dynamic composition would capture the billboard prominently showcasing Jamarcus, the city lights reflecting off the basketball shoes. The glowing digital screen of Banco Bilbao Vizcaya Argentaria's stock price should be visible, with the soaring trend clearly indicated. Lastly, a crowd of excited investors celebrating their gains should be depicted near the screen, adding a sense of euphoria to the scene.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in Popularity of the first name Jamarcus caused Banco Bilbao Vizcaya Argentaria's stock price (BBVA) to decrease. Add a funny one-liner at the end.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Jamarcus Jackpots and Banco Bilbao Vizcaya Argentaria's Bucks: Exploring the Connection

The Journal of Financial Linguistics

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Jamarcus and Banco Bilbao Vizcaya Argentaria's stock price (BBVA). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title an alliteration.

Your research team used data from US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9173867 and p < 0.01 for 2002 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Jamarcus Jackpots and Banco Bilbao Vizcaya Argentaria's Bucks: Exploring the Connection

[[ABSTRACT]]
The popularity of the first name "Jamarcus" has long been a topic of curiosity, raising the question of whether it might have any unexpected influence on financial markets. In this paper, we present our findings on the correlation between the popularity of the name "Jamarcus" and the stock price of Banco Bilbao Vizcaya Argentaria (BBVA). Our research team conducted a comprehensive investigation utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to scrutinize this peculiar relationship.

Our analysis revealed a noteworthy correlation coefficient of 0.9173867 and p < 0.01 for the time span from 2002 to 2022. This remarkable correlation suggests a potential connection between the popularity of the name "Jamarcus" and the fluctuation of BBVA's stock price. As the saying goes, "When Jamarcus is in, BBVA is bound to win!"

The insightful results of this study not only shed light on an unexpected correlation but also underscore the importance of considering non-traditional influences on financial markets. As we delve into the realm of quirky correlations, it is crucial to maintain a sense of humor and embrace the unexpected, just like stumbling upon an improbable dad joke in the midst of financial research: "What did the economist say about Jamarcus? 'He's a real bull in the market!'"


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Jamarcus and Banco Bilbao Vizcaya Argentaria's stock price (BBVA). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Jamarcus Jackpots and Banco Bilbao Vizcaya Argentaria's Bucks: Exploring the Connection

[[ABSTRACT]]
The popularity of the first name "Jamarcus" has long been a topic of curiosity, raising the question of whether it might have any unexpected influence on financial markets. In this paper, we present our findings on the correlation between the popularity of the name "Jamarcus" and the stock price of Banco Bilbao Vizcaya Argentaria (BBVA). Our research team conducted a comprehensive investigation utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to scrutinize this peculiar relationship.

Our analysis revealed a noteworthy correlation coefficient of 0.9173867 and p < 0.01 for the time span from 2002 to 2022. This remarkable correlation suggests a potential connection between the popularity of the name "Jamarcus" and the fluctuation of BBVA's stock price. As the saying goes, "When Jamarcus is in, BBVA is bound to win!"

The insightful results of this study not only shed light on an unexpected correlation but also underscore the importance of considering non-traditional influences on financial markets. As we delve into the realm of quirky correlations, it is crucial to maintain a sense of humor and embrace the unexpected, just like stumbling upon an improbable dad joke in the midst of financial research: "What did the economist say about Jamarcus? 'He's a real bull in the market!'"

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The study of financial markets often delves into complex quantitative models and fundamental economic factors. However, amidst the sea of data and statistical analyses, sometimes it's the most unexpected variables that capture our attention. The popularity of the first name "Jamarcus" is precisely one such enigmatic factor, with its potential influence on Banco Bilbao Vizcaya Argentaria's (BBVA) stock price sparking curiosity and skepticism alike. Even as we delve into this intriguing correlation, it's essential to maintain a sense of levity and perhaps even crack a dad joke or two along the way. After all, what good is research without a little humor to spice things up?

As we embark on this exploration, let's first acknowledge the sheer quirkiness of our investigation. From social trends to financial markets, the world is full of unexpected connections, and the correlation between a first name's popularity and a multinational bank's stock price only adds to the marvel. It's akin to stumbling upon a financial insight in the most unlikely of places - much like finding a dollar bill wedged between the couch cushions.

In our contemporary world of big data and algorithmic trading, the idea that the ascent or descent of BBVA's stock price might in some way be linked to the ebb and flow of Jamarcuses in the world may seem far-fetched to some. However, as we unpack the data and delve into the realm of correlations, we might just unearth some surprising truths that make us pause and offer a lighthearted quip in the midst of financial analysis: "Why did the stock market love Jamarcus? Because he always brought the bullish trend!"

The allure of uncovering an unconventional relationship between a first name and stock prices beckons us to examine this curiosity with a blend of scholarly rigor and a hint of inquisitive whimsy. So, let's roll up our sleeves and embark on this whimsical journey to unravel the peculiar association between the popularity of Jamarcus and the whims of BBVA's stock price.

Stay tuned for the subsequent sections of our research paper, where we present our methodology, findings, and further analysis to shed light on this unexpected linkage. After all, in the world of finance, where the stakes are high and the numbers are serious, a touch of lightheartedness might just be the unexpected catalyst for groundbreaking insights.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Jamarcus and Banco Bilbao Vizcaya Argentaria's stock price (BBVA). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name a few real TV shows that sound like they might be relevant to the topic that you watched as research.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Jamarcus Jackpots and Banco Bilbao Vizcaya Argentaria's Bucks: Exploring the Connection

[[ABSTRACT]]
The popularity of the first name "Jamarcus" has long been a topic of curiosity, raising the question of whether it might have any unexpected influence on financial markets. In this paper, we present our findings on the correlation between the popularity of the name "Jamarcus" and the stock price of Banco Bilbao Vizcaya Argentaria (BBVA). Our research team conducted a comprehensive investigation utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to scrutinize this peculiar relationship.

Our analysis revealed a noteworthy correlation coefficient of 0.9173867 and p < 0.01 for the time span from 2002 to 2022. This remarkable correlation suggests a potential connection between the popularity of the name "Jamarcus" and the fluctuation of BBVA's stock price. As the saying goes, "When Jamarcus is in, BBVA is bound to win!"

The insightful results of this study not only shed light on an unexpected correlation but also underscore the importance of considering non-traditional influences on financial markets. As we delve into the realm of quirky correlations, it is crucial to maintain a sense of humor and embrace the unexpected, just like stumbling upon an improbable dad joke in the midst of financial research: "What did the economist say about Jamarcus? 'He's a real bull in the market!'"

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The study of financial markets often delves into complex quantitative models and fundamental economic factors. However, amidst the sea of data and statistical analyses, sometimes it's the most unexpected variables that capture our attention. The popularity of the first name "Jamarcus" is precisely one such enigmatic factor, with its potential influence on Banco Bilbao Vizcaya Argentaria's (BBVA) stock price sparking curiosity and skepticism alike. Even as we delve into this intriguing correlation, it's essential to maintain a sense of levity and perhaps even crack a dad joke or two along the way. After all, what good is research without a little humor to spice things up?
As we embark on this exploration, let's first acknowledge the sheer quirkiness of our investigation. From social trends to financial markets, the world is full of unexpected connections, and the correlation between a first name's popularity and a multinational bank's stock price only adds to the marvel. It's akin to stumbling upon a financial insight in the most unlikely of places - much like finding a dollar bill wedged between the couch cushions.
In our contemporary world of big data and algorithmic trading, the idea that the ascent or descent of BBVA's stock price might in some way be linked to the ebb and flow of Jamarcuses in the world may seem far-fetched to some. However, as we unpack the data and delve into the realm of correlations, we might just unearth some surprising truths that make us pause and offer a lighthearted quip in the midst of financial analysis: "Why did the stock market love Jamarcus? Because he always brought the bullish trend!"
The allure of uncovering an unconventional relationship between a first name and stock prices beckons us to examine this curiosity with a blend of scholarly rigor and a hint of inquisitive whimsy. So, let's roll up our sleeves and embark on this whimsical journey to unravel the peculiar association between the popularity of Jamarcus and the whims of BBVA's stock price.
Stay tuned for the subsequent sections of our research paper, where we present our methodology, findings, and further analysis to shed light on this unexpected linkage. After all, in the world of finance, where the stakes are high and the numbers are serious, a touch of lightheartedness might just be the unexpected catalyst for groundbreaking insights.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The potential interplay between the popularity of the first name "Jamarcus" and the stock price of Banco Bilbao Vizcaya Argentaria (BBVA) has sparked curiosity among researchers and financial analysts alike. Smith, Doe, and Jones, in their seminal work "The Name Game: Unconventional Influences on Financial Markets," delve into the uncharted territory of non-traditional variables affecting market dynamics, paving the way for inquiries into seemingly whimsical influences like first names. Their rigorous analysis lays the groundwork for our investigation into this pecuniary puzzle.

Turning to the realm of non-fiction literature, books such as "Freakonomics" by Steven D. Levitt and Stephen J. Dubner have explored the unexpected correlations that underpin various aspects of society and economics, paving the way for an open-minded approach to uncovering unorthodox connections. Similarly, "Blink" by Malcolm Gladwell demonstrates the power of intuition and spontaneous insight in decision-making, a concept that resonates with the unanticipated influence of a particular first name on financial markets.

In the whimsical world of fiction, the narrative of "The Name of the Rose" by Umberto Eco weaves a fascinating tale of hidden meanings and unexpected associations, mirroring the enigmatic web we aim to untangle between the popularity of "Jamarcus" and BBVA's stock price. Furthermore, the works of Douglas Adams, particularly "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy," remind us of the inherently unpredictable nature of the universe, with its penchant for serendipitous discoveries and unlikely connections - much like our exploration of the Jamarcus-BBVA correlation.

Additionally, our research journey was enriched by the insights gleaned from TV shows such as "Money Heist" and "The Big Bang Theory." The former exemplifies the intricate dance between calculated strategies and unforeseen plot twists, akin to the unexpected correlation we seek to unravel, while the latter infuses the world of academia with quirky humor, mirroring the spirit in which we approach our investigation.

Amidst the pursuit of scholarly inquiry, we cannot help but inject a touch of levity into our literature review, as the unexpected correlation between the popularity of Jamarcus and BBVA's stock price invites a light-hearted quip: "Why did the stock market follow Jamarcus? Because it couldn't resist the Jamarcus effect – it's simply irresistiBilbao Vizcaya Argentariaable!"


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Jamarcus and Banco Bilbao Vizcaya Argentaria's stock price (BBVA). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) . You used data from 2002 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Jamarcus Jackpots and Banco Bilbao Vizcaya Argentaria's Bucks: Exploring the Connection

[[ABSTRACT]]
The popularity of the first name "Jamarcus" has long been a topic of curiosity, raising the question of whether it might have any unexpected influence on financial markets. In this paper, we present our findings on the correlation between the popularity of the name "Jamarcus" and the stock price of Banco Bilbao Vizcaya Argentaria (BBVA). Our research team conducted a comprehensive investigation utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to scrutinize this peculiar relationship.

Our analysis revealed a noteworthy correlation coefficient of 0.9173867 and p < 0.01 for the time span from 2002 to 2022. This remarkable correlation suggests a potential connection between the popularity of the name "Jamarcus" and the fluctuation of BBVA's stock price. As the saying goes, "When Jamarcus is in, BBVA is bound to win!"

The insightful results of this study not only shed light on an unexpected correlation but also underscore the importance of considering non-traditional influences on financial markets. As we delve into the realm of quirky correlations, it is crucial to maintain a sense of humor and embrace the unexpected, just like stumbling upon an improbable dad joke in the midst of financial research: "What did the economist say about Jamarcus? 'He's a real bull in the market!'"

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The study of financial markets often delves into complex quantitative models and fundamental economic factors. However, amidst the sea of data and statistical analyses, sometimes it's the most unexpected variables that capture our attention. The popularity of the first name "Jamarcus" is precisely one such enigmatic factor, with its potential influence on Banco Bilbao Vizcaya Argentaria's (BBVA) stock price sparking curiosity and skepticism alike. Even as we delve into this intriguing correlation, it's essential to maintain a sense of levity and perhaps even crack a dad joke or two along the way. After all, what good is research without a little humor to spice things up?
As we embark on this exploration, let's first acknowledge the sheer quirkiness of our investigation. From social trends to financial markets, the world is full of unexpected connections, and the correlation between a first name's popularity and a multinational bank's stock price only adds to the marvel. It's akin to stumbling upon a financial insight in the most unlikely of places - much like finding a dollar bill wedged between the couch cushions.
In our contemporary world of big data and algorithmic trading, the idea that the ascent or descent of BBVA's stock price might in some way be linked to the ebb and flow of Jamarcuses in the world may seem far-fetched to some. However, as we unpack the data and delve into the realm of correlations, we might just unearth some surprising truths that make us pause and offer a lighthearted quip in the midst of financial analysis: "Why did the stock market love Jamarcus? Because he always brought the bullish trend!"
The allure of uncovering an unconventional relationship between a first name and stock prices beckons us to examine this curiosity with a blend of scholarly rigor and a hint of inquisitive whimsy. So, let's roll up our sleeves and embark on this whimsical journey to unravel the peculiar association between the popularity of Jamarcus and the whims of BBVA's stock price.
Stay tuned for the subsequent sections of our research paper, where we present our methodology, findings, and further analysis to shed light on this unexpected linkage. After all, in the world of finance, where the stakes are high and the numbers are serious, a touch of lightheartedness might just be the unexpected catalyst for groundbreaking insights.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To investigate the potential connection between the popularity of the first name "Jamarcus" and Banco Bilbao Vizcaya Argentaria's (BBVA) stock price, our research employed a combination of quantitative and qualitative methodologies, sprinkled with a dash of unconventional flair. With a wink and a nod to traditional financial research, our methods ventured into the realm of whimsy, much like discovering an unexpected punchline in the midst of a serious discussion.

We began our journey by gathering data on the frequency of the name "Jamarcus" from the US Social Security Administration, spanning the years 2002 to 2022. This data provided us with a comprehensive overview of the name's popularity, allowing us to trace its trajectory over the years. Imagine sifting through stacks of baby name records, like a treasure hunt for the quirkiest find – a veritable "name" that tune of unexpected discoveries in the world of monikers and market trends.

Next, we turned our attention to Banco Bilbao Vizcaya Argentaria's stock price, utilizing historical data from LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv). This rigorous quantitative analysis enabled us to capture the subtle nuances and fluctuations in BBVA's stock performance during the same time frame. It was akin to studying the intricate movements of a financial ballet, with each stock price representing a delicate pirouette in the grand scheme of market dynamics.

In order to establish a robust correlation between the popularity of the name "Jamarcus" and BBVA's stock price, we employed advanced statistical techniques, including regression analysis and time series modeling. These complex methodologies allowed us to tease out any potential patterns and relationships between these seemingly disparate variables, like a magician unravelling the secrets of a stunning illusion. As we navigated this intricate web of data, we couldn't help but marvel at the unexpected twists and turns that emerged, much like the plot of an entertaining financial mystery novel.

Moreover, to ensure the robustness of our findings, we conducted sensitivity analyses and cross-validated our results using alternative models and data subsets. This meticulous approach allowed us to validate the integrity of our correlation coefficients and confidently assert the strength of the observed relationship. It was like conducting a thorough investigation, leaving no stone unturned, in a quest for the enchanting link between a name and a stock price.

In the spirit of embracing the unexpected, our research also included qualitative inquiries, such as interviews with individuals bearing the name "Jamarcus," as well as playful surveys aimed at eliciting perceptions of the name's "market influence." These lighthearted interactions added a touch of human insight to our analysis, reminding us that in the realm of research, a spark of curiosity and a good-natured jest can often lead to profound revelations.

As we wrapped up our methodological endeavors, we couldn't help but appreciate the sheer whimsy and wonder that accompanies exploring an unusual correlation. After all, in the pursuit of knowledge, a touch of humor and an offbeat approach might just be the secret sauce for uncovering the unexpected. As the great economist once said, "To crunch the numbers, one must also have a knack for the unexpected puns, for they're 'capital' in the world of finance research!"


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Jamarcus and Banco Bilbao Vizcaya Argentaria's stock price (BBVA). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) .

For the time period 2002 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.9173867, r-squared of 0.8415983, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Jamarcus Jackpots and Banco Bilbao Vizcaya Argentaria's Bucks: Exploring the Connection

[[ABSTRACT]]
The popularity of the first name "Jamarcus" has long been a topic of curiosity, raising the question of whether it might have any unexpected influence on financial markets. In this paper, we present our findings on the correlation between the popularity of the name "Jamarcus" and the stock price of Banco Bilbao Vizcaya Argentaria (BBVA). Our research team conducted a comprehensive investigation utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to scrutinize this peculiar relationship.

Our analysis revealed a noteworthy correlation coefficient of 0.9173867 and p < 0.01 for the time span from 2002 to 2022. This remarkable correlation suggests a potential connection between the popularity of the name "Jamarcus" and the fluctuation of BBVA's stock price. As the saying goes, "When Jamarcus is in, BBVA is bound to win!"

The insightful results of this study not only shed light on an unexpected correlation but also underscore the importance of considering non-traditional influences on financial markets. As we delve into the realm of quirky correlations, it is crucial to maintain a sense of humor and embrace the unexpected, just like stumbling upon an improbable dad joke in the midst of financial research: "What did the economist say about Jamarcus? 'He's a real bull in the market!'"

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The study of financial markets often delves into complex quantitative models and fundamental economic factors. However, amidst the sea of data and statistical analyses, sometimes it's the most unexpected variables that capture our attention. The popularity of the first name "Jamarcus" is precisely one such enigmatic factor, with its potential influence on Banco Bilbao Vizcaya Argentaria's (BBVA) stock price sparking curiosity and skepticism alike. Even as we delve into this intriguing correlation, it's essential to maintain a sense of levity and perhaps even crack a dad joke or two along the way. After all, what good is research without a little humor to spice things up?
As we embark on this exploration, let's first acknowledge the sheer quirkiness of our investigation. From social trends to financial markets, the world is full of unexpected connections, and the correlation between a first name's popularity and a multinational bank's stock price only adds to the marvel. It's akin to stumbling upon a financial insight in the most unlikely of places - much like finding a dollar bill wedged between the couch cushions.
In our contemporary world of big data and algorithmic trading, the idea that the ascent or descent of BBVA's stock price might in some way be linked to the ebb and flow of Jamarcuses in the world may seem far-fetched to some. However, as we unpack the data and delve into the realm of correlations, we might just unearth some surprising truths that make us pause and offer a lighthearted quip in the midst of financial analysis: "Why did the stock market love Jamarcus? Because he always brought the bullish trend!"
The allure of uncovering an unconventional relationship between a first name and stock prices beckons us to examine this curiosity with a blend of scholarly rigor and a hint of inquisitive whimsy. So, let's roll up our sleeves and embark on this whimsical journey to unravel the peculiar association between the popularity of Jamarcus and the whims of BBVA's stock price.
Stay tuned for the subsequent sections of our research paper, where we present our methodology, findings, and further analysis to shed light on this unexpected linkage. After all, in the world of finance, where the stakes are high and the numbers are serious, a touch of lightheartedness might just be the unexpected catalyst for groundbreaking insights.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The results of our investigation into the connection between the popularity of the first name "Jamarcus" and Banco Bilbao Vizcaya Argentaria's (BBVA) stock price from 2002 to 2022 have yielded a striking correlation. We found a correlation coefficient of 0.9173867, indicating a strong positive relationship between the two variables. This finding suggests that there may indeed be a noteworthy association between the prevalence of the name "Jamarcus" and the performance of BBVA's stock. It seems that when it comes to the influence of names, "Jamarcus" truly holds some stock in the marketplace!

Furthermore, the r-squared value of 0.8415983 signifies that approximately 84.16% of the variability in BBVA's stock price can be explained by the popularity of the name "Jamarcus." This substantial proportion underscores the significance of the observed correlation and provides robust evidence of a compelling relationship between these seemingly unrelated entities. It's as if the name "Jamarcus" possesses an uncanny ability to predict the ebbs and flows of BBVA's stocks, prompting one to ponder, "Is there more to a name than meets the eye?"

With a p-value of less than 0.01, our findings are statistically significant, further bolstering the credibility of the established association between the popularity of "Jamarcus" and BBVA's stock price. This demonstrates that the likelihood of observing such a strong correlation by mere chance is exceedingly low, reinforcing the robustness of our results. It's as if the financial markets have recognized the influence of "Jamarcus" and given it their stamp of statistical approval.

The scatterplot (Fig. 1) accompanying our findings visually encapsulates the strong positive correlation between the popularity of the name "Jamarcus" and the fluctuations in BBVA's stock price. The upward trend reflected in the scatterplot is reminiscent of the ascent of "Jamarcus" in the world of names and the coinciding rise in BBVA's stock price, offering a visually compelling representation of the discovered relationship. It's almost as if the data points are saying, "Hey, look at us go, Jamarcus and BBVA, reaching for the stars together!"

In conclusion, our research has unveiled a remarkable connection between the popularity of the first name "Jamarcus" and Banco Bilbao Vizcaya Argentaria's stock price, highlighting the potential influence of a seemingly unrelated factor on financial markets. This unexpected correlation invites further exploration and contemplation, challenging conventional perceptions of what factors can impact stock prices. It appears that even in the world of finance, a name like "Jamarcus" has the power to leave an indelible mark – and perhaps even conjure a chuckle or two along the way. After all, in the words of the shrewd dad joke, "Why was the stock market bullish when Jamarcus was around? Because he had a name that held some serious stock value!"


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Jamarcus and Banco Bilbao Vizcaya Argentaria's stock price (BBVA). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Jamarcus Jackpots and Banco Bilbao Vizcaya Argentaria's Bucks: Exploring the Connection

[[ABSTRACT]]
The popularity of the first name "Jamarcus" has long been a topic of curiosity, raising the question of whether it might have any unexpected influence on financial markets. In this paper, we present our findings on the correlation between the popularity of the name "Jamarcus" and the stock price of Banco Bilbao Vizcaya Argentaria (BBVA). Our research team conducted a comprehensive investigation utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to scrutinize this peculiar relationship.

Our analysis revealed a noteworthy correlation coefficient of 0.9173867 and p < 0.01 for the time span from 2002 to 2022. This remarkable correlation suggests a potential connection between the popularity of the name "Jamarcus" and the fluctuation of BBVA's stock price. As the saying goes, "When Jamarcus is in, BBVA is bound to win!"

The insightful results of this study not only shed light on an unexpected correlation but also underscore the importance of considering non-traditional influences on financial markets. As we delve into the realm of quirky correlations, it is crucial to maintain a sense of humor and embrace the unexpected, just like stumbling upon an improbable dad joke in the midst of financial research: "What did the economist say about Jamarcus? 'He's a real bull in the market!'"

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The potential interplay between the popularity of the first name "Jamarcus" and the stock price of Banco Bilbao Vizcaya Argentaria (BBVA) has sparked curiosity among researchers and financial analysts alike. Smith, Doe, and Jones, in their seminal work "The Name Game: Unconventional Influences on Financial Markets," delve into the uncharted territory of non-traditional variables affecting market dynamics, paving the way for inquiries into seemingly whimsical influences like first names. Their rigorous analysis lays the groundwork for our investigation into this pecuniary puzzle.
Turning to the realm of non-fiction literature, books such as "Freakonomics" by Steven D. Levitt and Stephen J. Dubner have explored the unexpected correlations that underpin various aspects of society and economics, paving the way for an open-minded approach to uncovering unorthodox connections. Similarly, "Blink" by Malcolm Gladwell demonstrates the power of intuition and spontaneous insight in decision-making, a concept that resonates with the unanticipated influence of a particular first name on financial markets.
In the whimsical world of fiction, the narrative of "The Name of the Rose" by Umberto Eco weaves a fascinating tale of hidden meanings and unexpected associations, mirroring the enigmatic web we aim to untangle between the popularity of "Jamarcus" and BBVA's stock price. Furthermore, the works of Douglas Adams, particularly "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy," remind us of the inherently unpredictable nature of the universe, with its penchant for serendipitous discoveries and unlikely connections - much like our exploration of the Jamarcus-BBVA correlation.
Additionally, our research journey was enriched by the insights gleaned from TV shows such as "Money Heist" and "The Big Bang Theory." The former exemplifies the intricate dance between calculated strategies and unforeseen plot twists, akin to the unexpected correlation we seek to unravel, while the latter infuses the world of academia with quirky humor, mirroring the spirit in which we approach our investigation.
Amidst the pursuit of scholarly inquiry, we cannot help but inject a touch of levity into our literature review, as the unexpected correlation between the popularity of Jamarcus and BBVA's stock price invites a light-hearted quip: "Why did the stock market follow Jamarcus? Because it couldn't resist the Jamarcus effect – it's simply irresistiBilbao Vizcaya Argentariaable!"

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our investigation into the connection between the popularity of the first name "Jamarcus" and Banco Bilbao Vizcaya Argentaria's (BBVA) stock price from 2002 to 2022 have yielded a striking correlation. We found a correlation coefficient of 0.9173867, indicating a strong positive relationship between the two variables. This finding suggests that there may indeed be a noteworthy association between the prevalence of the name "Jamarcus" and the performance of BBVA's stock. It seems that when it comes to the influence of names, "Jamarcus" truly holds some stock in the marketplace!
Furthermore, the r-squared value of 0.8415983 signifies that approximately 84.16% of the variability in BBVA's stock price can be explained by the popularity of the name "Jamarcus." This substantial proportion underscores the significance of the observed correlation and provides robust evidence of a compelling relationship between these seemingly unrelated entities. It's as if the name "Jamarcus" possesses an uncanny ability to predict the ebbs and flows of BBVA's stocks, prompting one to ponder, "Is there more to a name than meets the eye?"
With a p-value of less than 0.01, our findings are statistically significant, further bolstering the credibility of the established association between the popularity of "Jamarcus" and BBVA's stock price. This demonstrates that the likelihood of observing such a strong correlation by mere chance is exceedingly low, reinforcing the robustness of our results. It's as if the financial markets have recognized the influence of "Jamarcus" and given it their stamp of statistical approval.
The scatterplot (Fig. 1) accompanying our findings visually encapsulates the strong positive correlation between the popularity of the name "Jamarcus" and the fluctuations in BBVA's stock price. The upward trend reflected in the scatterplot is reminiscent of the ascent of "Jamarcus" in the world of names and the coinciding rise in BBVA's stock price, offering a visually compelling representation of the discovered relationship. It's almost as if the data points are saying, "Hey, look at us go, Jamarcus and BBVA, reaching for the stars together!"
In conclusion, our research has unveiled a remarkable connection between the popularity of the first name "Jamarcus" and Banco Bilbao Vizcaya Argentaria's stock price, highlighting the potential influence of a seemingly unrelated factor on financial markets. This unexpected correlation invites further exploration and contemplation, challenging conventional perceptions of what factors can impact stock prices. It appears that even in the world of finance, a name like "Jamarcus" has the power to leave an indelible mark – and perhaps even conjure a chuckle or two along the way. After all, in the words of the shrewd dad joke, "Why was the stock market bullish when Jamarcus was around? Because he had a name that held some serious stock value!"

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

Our research has unearthed a significant and surprising correlation between the popularity of the first name "Jamarcus" and Banco Bilbao Vizcaya Argentaria's (BBVA) stock price. The correlation coefficient of 0.9173867 indicates a strong positive relationship between the two variables, lending credence to the notion that there may be an unexpected connection between the prevalence of the name "Jamarcus" and the performance of BBVA's stock. It's as if the financial markets have found themselves captivated by the charm of a name - who would have thought that a moniker could hold such sway over stock prices? It seems that Jamarcus has indeed proven to be a bit of a market maverick, guiding BBVA's stock price with its unassuming influence.

Building upon the foundational work of Smith, Doe, and Jones in "The Name Game: Unconventional Influences on Financial Markets," our findings support the notion that non-traditional variables can indeed impact market dynamics. Our research echoes the sentiment that in the financial realm, conventional wisdom can sometimes be upended by unforeseen factors - such as the popularity of a first name. It's as if the market mantra has shifted to "Buy low, sell high, all hail Jamarcus!" Who knew that a simple name could wield such financial clout?

Similarly, our results align with the intuitive musings of Steven D. Levitt and Stephen J. Dubner in "Freakonomics," illustrating the unorthodox patterns that underlie seemingly unrelated economic phenomena. The unexpected correlation we've uncovered bears testament to the uncharted territories of correlation and causation that continue to beguile economists and researchers alike. It's as if our findings are saying, "Hey, the world of economics can be anything but predictable, much like the allure of a certain name and its impact on stock prices!"

Taking inspiration from Malcolm Gladwell's "Blink," our study reaffirms that spontaneous insight and intuition play a role in uncovering unconventional connections. Who would have envisaged that a whimsical correlation could indeed hold weight in the complex world of financial markets? It's almost as if the universe of finance has unfolded a snippet of its absurdity, revealing that even the most unlikely associations can bear fruit - or in this case, stock price movements.

Embracing the light-hearted and unexpected, our findings have underscored the resonance of this quirky correlation while acknowledging the inherent unpredictability of financial markets. Our research has proven that in the world of finance, seemingly whimsical influences can hold surprising sway, shining a light of levity amid the often serious landscape of economic research. It appears that even amidst statistical analyses and market movements, there is indeed room for a good ol’ dad joke or two to keep the research spirit high. After all, in the words of a shrewd economist's quip, "Why was the stock market bullish when Jamarcus was around? Because he had a name that held some serious stock value!"


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Jamarcus and Banco Bilbao Vizcaya Argentaria's stock price (BBVA). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Jamarcus Jackpots and Banco Bilbao Vizcaya Argentaria's Bucks: Exploring the Connection

[[ABSTRACT]]
The popularity of the first name "Jamarcus" has long been a topic of curiosity, raising the question of whether it might have any unexpected influence on financial markets. In this paper, we present our findings on the correlation between the popularity of the name "Jamarcus" and the stock price of Banco Bilbao Vizcaya Argentaria (BBVA). Our research team conducted a comprehensive investigation utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to scrutinize this peculiar relationship.

Our analysis revealed a noteworthy correlation coefficient of 0.9173867 and p < 0.01 for the time span from 2002 to 2022. This remarkable correlation suggests a potential connection between the popularity of the name "Jamarcus" and the fluctuation of BBVA's stock price. As the saying goes, "When Jamarcus is in, BBVA is bound to win!"

The insightful results of this study not only shed light on an unexpected correlation but also underscore the importance of considering non-traditional influences on financial markets. As we delve into the realm of quirky correlations, it is crucial to maintain a sense of humor and embrace the unexpected, just like stumbling upon an improbable dad joke in the midst of financial research: "What did the economist say about Jamarcus? 'He's a real bull in the market!'"

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The study of financial markets often delves into complex quantitative models and fundamental economic factors. However, amidst the sea of data and statistical analyses, sometimes it's the most unexpected variables that capture our attention. The popularity of the first name "Jamarcus" is precisely one such enigmatic factor, with its potential influence on Banco Bilbao Vizcaya Argentaria's (BBVA) stock price sparking curiosity and skepticism alike. Even as we delve into this intriguing correlation, it's essential to maintain a sense of levity and perhaps even crack a dad joke or two along the way. After all, what good is research without a little humor to spice things up?
As we embark on this exploration, let's first acknowledge the sheer quirkiness of our investigation. From social trends to financial markets, the world is full of unexpected connections, and the correlation between a first name's popularity and a multinational bank's stock price only adds to the marvel. It's akin to stumbling upon a financial insight in the most unlikely of places - much like finding a dollar bill wedged between the couch cushions.
In our contemporary world of big data and algorithmic trading, the idea that the ascent or descent of BBVA's stock price might in some way be linked to the ebb and flow of Jamarcuses in the world may seem far-fetched to some. However, as we unpack the data and delve into the realm of correlations, we might just unearth some surprising truths that make us pause and offer a lighthearted quip in the midst of financial analysis: "Why did the stock market love Jamarcus? Because he always brought the bullish trend!"
The allure of uncovering an unconventional relationship between a first name and stock prices beckons us to examine this curiosity with a blend of scholarly rigor and a hint of inquisitive whimsy. So, let's roll up our sleeves and embark on this whimsical journey to unravel the peculiar association between the popularity of Jamarcus and the whims of BBVA's stock price.
Stay tuned for the subsequent sections of our research paper, where we present our methodology, findings, and further analysis to shed light on this unexpected linkage. After all, in the world of finance, where the stakes are high and the numbers are serious, a touch of lightheartedness might just be the unexpected catalyst for groundbreaking insights.

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our investigation into the connection between the popularity of the first name "Jamarcus" and Banco Bilbao Vizcaya Argentaria's (BBVA) stock price from 2002 to 2022 have yielded a striking correlation. We found a correlation coefficient of 0.9173867, indicating a strong positive relationship between the two variables. This finding suggests that there may indeed be a noteworthy association between the prevalence of the name "Jamarcus" and the performance of BBVA's stock. It seems that when it comes to the influence of names, "Jamarcus" truly holds some stock in the marketplace!
Furthermore, the r-squared value of 0.8415983 signifies that approximately 84.16% of the variability in BBVA's stock price can be explained by the popularity of the name "Jamarcus." This substantial proportion underscores the significance of the observed correlation and provides robust evidence of a compelling relationship between these seemingly unrelated entities. It's as if the name "Jamarcus" possesses an uncanny ability to predict the ebbs and flows of BBVA's stocks, prompting one to ponder, "Is there more to a name than meets the eye?"
With a p-value of less than 0.01, our findings are statistically significant, further bolstering the credibility of the established association between the popularity of "Jamarcus" and BBVA's stock price. This demonstrates that the likelihood of observing such a strong correlation by mere chance is exceedingly low, reinforcing the robustness of our results. It's as if the financial markets have recognized the influence of "Jamarcus" and given it their stamp of statistical approval.
The scatterplot (Fig. 1) accompanying our findings visually encapsulates the strong positive correlation between the popularity of the name "Jamarcus" and the fluctuations in BBVA's stock price. The upward trend reflected in the scatterplot is reminiscent of the ascent of "Jamarcus" in the world of names and the coinciding rise in BBVA's stock price, offering a visually compelling representation of the discovered relationship. It's almost as if the data points are saying, "Hey, look at us go, Jamarcus and BBVA, reaching for the stars together!"
In conclusion, our research has unveiled a remarkable connection between the popularity of the first name "Jamarcus" and Banco Bilbao Vizcaya Argentaria's stock price, highlighting the potential influence of a seemingly unrelated factor on financial markets. This unexpected correlation invites further exploration and contemplation, challenging conventional perceptions of what factors can impact stock prices. It appears that even in the world of finance, a name like "Jamarcus" has the power to leave an indelible mark – and perhaps even conjure a chuckle or two along the way. After all, in the words of the shrewd dad joke, "Why was the stock market bullish when Jamarcus was around? Because he had a name that held some serious stock value!"

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, the findings of our research paper underscore the unexpected correlation between the popularity of the first name "Jamarcus" and Banco Bilbao Vizcaya Argentaria's (BBVA) stock price. The substantial correlation coefficient of 0.9173867, a convincing r-squared value of 0.8415983, and a p-value of less than 0.01 collectively emphasize the intriguing relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. It seems that in the world of finance, as in life, there's always room for a surprise guest – or in this case, a surprising name – to shake things up a bit and leave a lasting impression.

As we wrap up our findings, it's essential to acknowledge that while our study provides compelling evidence of this peculiar correlation, there may be further nuances and underlying mechanisms influencing this connection. However, for now, let's revel in the unexpected and offer a light-hearted closing thought: "Why did the economist roll his eyes at Jamarcus's influence on BBVA's stock? Because he thought it was nothing but 'name-dropping'!"

In light of our findings, we assert that no further research in this area is needed. It's time to embrace the unexpected reality that the popularity of "Jamarcus" might indeed have a stake in the fluctuation of BBVA's stock price. As we part ways with this unconventional revelation, let's bid farewell with a fitting dad joke: "What did the stock market say about Jamarcus's impact? It sure was 'name-sational'!"


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Jamarcus Jackpots and Banco Bilbao Vizcaya Argentaria's Bucks: Exploring the Connection. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Financial Linguistics


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Jamarcus Jackpots and Banco Bilbao Vizcaya Argentaria's Bucks: Exploring the Connection. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Interdisciplinary Institute for Financial and Culinary Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Jamarcus Jackpots and Banco Bilbao Vizcaya Argentaria's Bucks: Exploring the Connection with an abstract of The popularity of the first name "Jamarcus" has long been a topic of curiosity, raising the question of whether it might have any unexpected influence on financial markets. In this paper, we present our findings on the correlation between the popularity of the name "Jamarcus" and the stock price of Banco Bilbao Vizcaya Argentaria (BBVA). Our research team conducted a comprehensive investigation utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to scrutinize this peculiar relationship.
Our analysis revealed a noteworthy correlation coefficient of 0.9173867 and p < 0.01 for the time span from 2002 to 2022. This remarkable correlation suggests a potential connection between the popularity of the name "Jamarcus" and the fluctuation of BBVA's stock price. As the saying goes, "When Jamarcus is in, BBVA is bound to win!"
The insightful results of this study not only shed light on an unexpected correlation but also underscore the importance of considering non-traditional influences on financial markets. As we delve into the realm of quirky correlations, it is crucial to maintain a sense of humor and embrace the unexpected, just like stumbling upon an improbable dad joke in the midst of financial research: "What did the economist say about Jamarcus? 'He's a real bull in the market!'

ChatGPT:

"Jamarcus," "stock price," "Banco Bilbao Vizcaya Argentaria," "correlation," "popularity," "financial markets," "US Social Security Administration data," "LSEG Analytics," "Refinitiv," "influence," "non-traditional factors," "correlation coefficient," "fluctuation," "financial research," "dad joke"

*There is a bunch of Python happening behind the scenes to turn this prompt sequence into a PDF.



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Data details

Popularity of the first name Jamarcus
Detailed data title: Babies of all sexes born in the US named Jamarcus
Source: US Social Security Administration
See what else correlates with Popularity of the first name Jamarcus

Banco Bilbao Vizcaya Argentaria's stock price (BBVA)
Detailed data title: Opening price of Banco Bilbao Vizcaya Argentaria (BBVA) on the first trading day of the year
Source: LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv)
Additional Info: Via Microsoft Excel Stockhistory function

See what else correlates with Banco Bilbao Vizcaya Argentaria's stock price (BBVA)

Correlation r = 0.9173867 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.8415983 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 84.2% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Banco Bilbao Vizcaya Argentaria's stock price (BBVA)) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Popularity of the first name Jamarcus) over the 21 years from 2002 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 4.9E-9. 0.0000000048775319637547095000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.92 in 4.9E-7% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 205,021,722 random variables You don't actually need 205 million variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 20 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 20 because we have two variables measured over a period of 21 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.8, 0.97 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
200220032004200520062007200820092010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
Popularity of the first name Jamarcus (Babies born)1481461651532063012762121861341441151088695785564574252
Banco Bilbao Vizcaya Argentaria's stock price (BBVA) (Stock price)12.159.4113.5417.2117.5624.0723.6411.9918.1410.018.769.5812.049.617.216.898.525.185.6655.9




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([148,146,165,153,206,301,276,212,186,134,144,115,108,86,95,78,55,64,57,42,52,])
array_2 = np.array([12.15,9.41,13.54,17.21,17.56,24.07,23.64,11.99,18.14,10.01,8.76,9.58,12.04,9.61,7.21,6.89,8.52,5.18,5.66,5,5.9,])
array_1_name = "Popularity of the first name Jamarcus"
array_2_name = "Banco Bilbao Vizcaya Argentaria's stock price (BBVA)"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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