about · email me · subscribe
Spurious correlation #4,138 · View random

A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Air pollution in Los Alamos, New Mexico and the second variable is Advanced Micro Devices' stock price (AMD).  The chart goes from 2002 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image

AI explanation

The air pollution created a hazy barrier, effectively trapping rising stock prices within the city limits of Los Alamos. This led to a localized surge in demand for AMD stocks as residents scrambled to capitalize on the unexpected financial smog-fest.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image of a meme where the skyline of Los Alamos, New Mexico is obscured by a thick, surreal haze. The haze holds the rising stock prices of Advanced Micro Devices (AMD) within the city limits, creating an almost mystical barrier. Amidst this hazy backdrop, residents are shown eagerly engaged in buying and selling AMD stocks, capturing the chaotic yet opportunistic trading frenzy caused by the localized surge in demand. Emphasize the surreal and captivating nature of the financial smog-fest, drawing attention to the juxtaposition of the mundane act of stock trading and the peculiar atmospheric conditions. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Air pollution in Los Alamos, New Mexico and Advanced Micro Devices' stock price (AMD). Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: a meme Oragami inspired by bauhaus a meme Cybernetic art
ChatGPT: a meme

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Air pollution in Los Alamos, New Mexico and Advanced Micro Devices' stock price (AMD), in the following situation: The air pollution created a hazy barrier, effectively trapping rising stock prices within the city limits of Los Alamos. This led to a localized surge in demand for AMD stocks as residents scrambled to capitalize on the unexpected financial smog-fest.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In Los Alamos, New Mexico, a thick haze hangs in the air, creating a barrier that seems to trap the rising stock prices of Advanced Micro Devices (AMD) within the city limits. Amidst the hazy skyline, residents are seen eagerly buying and selling AMD stocks, seizing the opportunity presented by the localized surge in demand caused by the unexpected financial smog-fest.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ a meme ] and depicting this scene: In Los Alamos, New Mexico, a thick haze hangs in the air, creating a barrier that seems to trap the rising stock prices of Advanced Micro Devices (AMD) within the city limits. Amidst the hazy skyline, residents are seen eagerly buying and selling AMD stocks, seizing the opportunity presented by the localized surge in demand caused by the unexpected financial smog-fest. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image of a meme where the skyline of Los Alamos, New Mexico is obscured by a thick, surreal haze. The haze holds the rising stock prices of Advanced Micro Devices (AMD) within the city limits, creating an almost mystical barrier. Amidst this hazy backdrop, residents are shown eagerly engaged in buying and selling AMD stocks, capturing the chaotic yet opportunistic trading frenzy caused by the localized surge in demand. Emphasize the surreal and captivating nature of the financial smog-fest, drawing attention to the juxtaposition of the mundane act of stock trading and the peculiar atmospheric conditions.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Air pollution in Los Alamos, New Mexico caused Advanced Micro Devices' stock price (AMD) to increase.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Gasping for Air: The Correlation Between Air Pollution in Los Alamos, New Mexico and AMD's Stock Price

The Journal of Unconventional Correlations

Jan 2024
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Los Alamos, New Mexico and Advanced Micro Devices' stock price (AMD). Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title a clever pun.

Your research team used data from Environmental Protection Agency and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9198887 and p < 0.01 for 2002 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Gasping for Air: The Correlation Between Air Pollution in Los Alamos, New Mexico and AMD's Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper examined the relationship between air pollution levels in Los Alamos, New Mexico, and the stock price of Advanced Micro Devices (AMD) using a novel and humorous approach. We harnessed data from both the Environmental Protection Agency and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to tackle this peculiar juxtaposition. Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9198887, along with a p-value less than 0.01, for the period from 2002 to 2022. We successfully demonstrated a statistically significant link, with each uptick in air pollution levels seemingly causing a rise in AMD's stock price. While our data highlights a surprising connection between air quality and financial indicators, we must approach these results with cautious optimism, as the nature of this relationship leaves us breathless.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Los Alamos, New Mexico and Advanced Micro Devices' stock price (AMD). Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Gasping for Air: The Correlation Between Air Pollution in Los Alamos, New Mexico and AMD's Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper examined the relationship between air pollution levels in Los Alamos, New Mexico, and the stock price of Advanced Micro Devices (AMD) using a novel and humorous approach. We harnessed data from both the Environmental Protection Agency and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to tackle this peculiar juxtaposition. Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9198887, along with a p-value less than 0.01, for the period from 2002 to 2022. We successfully demonstrated a statistically significant link, with each uptick in air pollution levels seemingly causing a rise in AMD's stock price. While our data highlights a surprising connection between air quality and financial indicators, we must approach these results with cautious optimism, as the nature of this relationship leaves us breathless.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

In the fast-paced world of academic research, we are often surrounded by an air of seriousness, but we firmly believe that puns and witticisms are nothing to be sneezed at. In this study, we delve into the unexpected connection between a company's stock price and the air quality of the quaint town of Los Alamos, New Mexico. As researchers, we often find ourselves in a whirlwind of data, but this journey took us to unexpected heights – both in the statistical and the literal sense.

Air pollution, often seen as a villain in the saga of urban development, has long been associated with a myriad of health and environmental impacts. On the other hand, Advanced Micro Devices (AMD) has been making waves in the tech industry, but who would have thought that these two disparate entities could be entangled in a statistical tango? It seems that the saying "there's something in the air" holds more truth than we initially thought.

In this paper, we present a fusion of environmental data from the Environmental Protection Agency and market data provided by LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv). We sought to answer the pressing question: Is there a tangible link between the smoggy skies of Los Alamos and the ever-changing stock price of AMD? Whether this connection is just a mere statistical fluke or a genuine correlation, we aim to shed light on this unexpected romance between air pollution levels and stock market movements.

As we navigate through the labyrinth of numbers and variables, it's important to maintain a sense of humor. After all, statistics are like a group of young children: mean, median, and mode always seem to be causing trouble together. So, as we march into the heart of this perplexing puzzle, we encourage the reader to embrace the quirks of research and statistics, and join us in unraveling this peculiar union of air quality and financial performance.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Los Alamos, New Mexico and Advanced Micro Devices' stock price (AMD). Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name some cartoons and childrens' shows that you watched that are related to the topic.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Gasping for Air: The Correlation Between Air Pollution in Los Alamos, New Mexico and AMD's Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper examined the relationship between air pollution levels in Los Alamos, New Mexico, and the stock price of Advanced Micro Devices (AMD) using a novel and humorous approach. We harnessed data from both the Environmental Protection Agency and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to tackle this peculiar juxtaposition. Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9198887, along with a p-value less than 0.01, for the period from 2002 to 2022. We successfully demonstrated a statistically significant link, with each uptick in air pollution levels seemingly causing a rise in AMD's stock price. While our data highlights a surprising connection between air quality and financial indicators, we must approach these results with cautious optimism, as the nature of this relationship leaves us breathless.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
In the fast-paced world of academic research, we are often surrounded by an air of seriousness, but we firmly believe that puns and witticisms are nothing to be sneezed at. In this study, we delve into the unexpected connection between a company's stock price and the air quality of the quaint town of Los Alamos, New Mexico. As researchers, we often find ourselves in a whirlwind of data, but this journey took us to unexpected heights – both in the statistical and the literal sense.
Air pollution, often seen as a villain in the saga of urban development, has long been associated with a myriad of health and environmental impacts. On the other hand, Advanced Micro Devices (AMD) has been making waves in the tech industry, but who would have thought that these two disparate entities could be entangled in a statistical tango? It seems that the saying "there's something in the air" holds more truth than we initially thought.
In this paper, we present a fusion of environmental data from the Environmental Protection Agency and market data provided by LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv). We sought to answer the pressing question: Is there a tangible link between the smoggy skies of Los Alamos and the ever-changing stock price of AMD? Whether this connection is just a mere statistical fluke or a genuine correlation, we aim to shed light on this unexpected romance between air pollution levels and stock market movements.
As we navigate through the labyrinth of numbers and variables, it's important to maintain a sense of humor. After all, statistics are like a group of young children: mean, median, and mode always seem to be causing trouble together. So, as we march into the heart of this perplexing puzzle, we encourage the reader to embrace the quirks of research and statistics, and join us in unraveling this peculiar union of air quality and financial performance.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

In "Smith et al.," the authors find a clear link between air pollution and its detrimental effects on human health, as well as its impact on the environment. Similarly, Doe & Jones highlighted the far-reaching consequences of air pollution, including its correlation with respiratory diseases and its influence on climate change. These serious studies lay the groundwork for our investigation into the unexpected relationship between air quality in Los Alamos, New Mexico and the stock price of Advanced Micro Devices (AMD).

Moving beyond the academic realm, "The Air We Breathe" by John Smith provides a comprehensive overview of air pollution and its implications, offering a breath of fresh air in understanding this complex issue. "Clearing the Air" by Jane Doe also sheds light on the various challenges posed by air pollution and the urgent need for effective solutions. While these non-fiction works serve as invaluable resources for understanding the gravity of the air pollution problem, it's time to unleash the whimsical side of this literature review.

In a surprising turn of events, "The Perfect Storm" by Sebastian Junger metaphorically portrays the unpredictable forces at play, much like the unexpected correlation we unearthed between air quality in Los Alamos and the stock price of AMD. "The Smoke Jumper" by Nicholas Evans draws parallels with the resilient spirit needed to navigate through the haze of data and statistics in this research endeavor.

Not to be outdone by the non-fiction and literary works, let's venture into the realm of cartoons and children's shows. Who could forget the iconic nemesis of environmental quality, "Captain Planet and the Planeteers"? With his eco-friendly message and unwavering dedication to fighting pollution, Captain Planet serves as a beacon of hope in our quest to unravel the peculiar link between air pollution and AMD's stock price. Additionally, "The Magic School Bus" takes its young audience on educational escapades, and Ms. Frizzle's adventures have undoubtedly touched upon the importance of air quality, albeit in a more animated setting.

As we shift from the serious to the whimsical, it's evident that our exploration of the relationship between air pollution in Los Alamos and AMD's stock price has taken us on a delightful and unexpected journey. This unconventional approach serves as a reminder that even in the world of academia and research, a dash of humor and creativity can breathe new life into the most unlikely subjects.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Los Alamos, New Mexico and Advanced Micro Devices' stock price (AMD). Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) . You used data from 2002 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Gasping for Air: The Correlation Between Air Pollution in Los Alamos, New Mexico and AMD's Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper examined the relationship between air pollution levels in Los Alamos, New Mexico, and the stock price of Advanced Micro Devices (AMD) using a novel and humorous approach. We harnessed data from both the Environmental Protection Agency and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to tackle this peculiar juxtaposition. Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9198887, along with a p-value less than 0.01, for the period from 2002 to 2022. We successfully demonstrated a statistically significant link, with each uptick in air pollution levels seemingly causing a rise in AMD's stock price. While our data highlights a surprising connection between air quality and financial indicators, we must approach these results with cautious optimism, as the nature of this relationship leaves us breathless.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
In the fast-paced world of academic research, we are often surrounded by an air of seriousness, but we firmly believe that puns and witticisms are nothing to be sneezed at. In this study, we delve into the unexpected connection between a company's stock price and the air quality of the quaint town of Los Alamos, New Mexico. As researchers, we often find ourselves in a whirlwind of data, but this journey took us to unexpected heights – both in the statistical and the literal sense.
Air pollution, often seen as a villain in the saga of urban development, has long been associated with a myriad of health and environmental impacts. On the other hand, Advanced Micro Devices (AMD) has been making waves in the tech industry, but who would have thought that these two disparate entities could be entangled in a statistical tango? It seems that the saying "there's something in the air" holds more truth than we initially thought.
In this paper, we present a fusion of environmental data from the Environmental Protection Agency and market data provided by LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv). We sought to answer the pressing question: Is there a tangible link between the smoggy skies of Los Alamos and the ever-changing stock price of AMD? Whether this connection is just a mere statistical fluke or a genuine correlation, we aim to shed light on this unexpected romance between air pollution levels and stock market movements.
As we navigate through the labyrinth of numbers and variables, it's important to maintain a sense of humor. After all, statistics are like a group of young children: mean, median, and mode always seem to be causing trouble together. So, as we march into the heart of this perplexing puzzle, we encourage the reader to embrace the quirks of research and statistics, and join us in unraveling this peculiar union of air quality and financial performance.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To explore the peculiar courtship between air pollution in Los Alamos, New Mexico and the stock price of Advanced Micro Devices (AMD), we embarked on a wild statistical adventure that would make even the most daring researcher want to take a deep breath. Our data collection method can be likened to a scavenger hunt, with research assistants scouring the depths of the internet to extract every morsel of relevant data. We primarily sourced our air pollution data from the Environmental Protection Agency, which we believe to be the Sherlock Holmes of environmental statistics, adept at uncovering even the most elusive air quality metrics. As for AMD's stock price, we turned to our trusty companion LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) for market data, relying on their expertise to guide us through the labyrinth of financial information.

In our quest to understand this unlikely relationship, we left no stone unturned, collecting data spanning the period from 2002 to 2022. As any seasoned researcher knows, this extended temporal scope allowed us to capture the ebb and flow of both air pollution levels and AMD's stock price, providing us with a comprehensive snapshot of their entwined movements over time. It's worth noting that we leveraged advanced statistical techniques to ensure that our findings were not merely a case of correlation being mistaken for causation.

After gathering our data, we adopted a data analysis approach that could be likened to a well-choreographed dance between spreadsheets and statistical software. We carefully calculated summary statistics, such as means and standard deviations, to gain a clear picture of the central tendencies and variabilities of our variables. Next, we unleashed the formidable power of regression analysis to unveil the intricate relationship between air pollution and AMD's stock price. This analytical method acted as our trusty compass, guiding us to a correlation coefficient of 0.9198887, a figure that left us both astounded and amused. Furthermore, our p-value stood proudly at less than 0.01, cementing the statistical significance of our findings.

Our methodology was not without its challenges, reminiscent of navigating a labyrinth where each turn presented a new statistical conundrum. Nevertheless, armed with our arsenal of data and statistical tools, we persisted in this whimsical endeavor, reaching conclusions that were as unexpected as they were intriguing.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Los Alamos, New Mexico and Advanced Micro Devices' stock price (AMD). Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) .

For the time period 2002 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.9198887, r-squared of 0.8461952, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Gasping for Air: The Correlation Between Air Pollution in Los Alamos, New Mexico and AMD's Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper examined the relationship between air pollution levels in Los Alamos, New Mexico, and the stock price of Advanced Micro Devices (AMD) using a novel and humorous approach. We harnessed data from both the Environmental Protection Agency and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to tackle this peculiar juxtaposition. Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9198887, along with a p-value less than 0.01, for the period from 2002 to 2022. We successfully demonstrated a statistically significant link, with each uptick in air pollution levels seemingly causing a rise in AMD's stock price. While our data highlights a surprising connection between air quality and financial indicators, we must approach these results with cautious optimism, as the nature of this relationship leaves us breathless.

-------

And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
In the fast-paced world of academic research, we are often surrounded by an air of seriousness, but we firmly believe that puns and witticisms are nothing to be sneezed at. In this study, we delve into the unexpected connection between a company's stock price and the air quality of the quaint town of Los Alamos, New Mexico. As researchers, we often find ourselves in a whirlwind of data, but this journey took us to unexpected heights – both in the statistical and the literal sense.
Air pollution, often seen as a villain in the saga of urban development, has long been associated with a myriad of health and environmental impacts. On the other hand, Advanced Micro Devices (AMD) has been making waves in the tech industry, but who would have thought that these two disparate entities could be entangled in a statistical tango? It seems that the saying "there's something in the air" holds more truth than we initially thought.
In this paper, we present a fusion of environmental data from the Environmental Protection Agency and market data provided by LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv). We sought to answer the pressing question: Is there a tangible link between the smoggy skies of Los Alamos and the ever-changing stock price of AMD? Whether this connection is just a mere statistical fluke or a genuine correlation, we aim to shed light on this unexpected romance between air pollution levels and stock market movements.
As we navigate through the labyrinth of numbers and variables, it's important to maintain a sense of humor. After all, statistics are like a group of young children: mean, median, and mode always seem to be causing trouble together. So, as we march into the heart of this perplexing puzzle, we encourage the reader to embrace the quirks of research and statistics, and join us in unraveling this peculiar union of air quality and financial performance.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The statistical analysis of the data revealed an intriguing relationship between air pollution in Los Alamos, New Mexico and the stock price of Advanced Micro Devices (AMD). The correlation coefficient of 0.9198887 indicated a remarkably strong positive correlation between these seemingly unrelated variables. In other words, as the air pollution levels in Los Alamos increased, AMD's stock price tended to trend upwards, leaving us in awe of this unexpected link. It seems that the phrase "breathing new life into the stock market" takes on a whole new meaning in this context.

The coefficient of determination (r-squared) of 0.8461952 further reinforced the robustness of this correlation. This means that approximately 84.62% of the variability in AMD's stock price can be explained by changes in air pollution levels in Los Alamos, a finding that left us gasping for breath as we explored the depths of this statistical rabbit hole.

Notably, the p-value less than 0.01 provided compelling evidence to reject the null hypothesis of no correlation. These results led us to conclude that the relationship between air pollution in Los Alamos and AMD's stock price is indeed statistically significant, much to the surprise of both the scientific and financial communities. It appears that the winds of change blowing through the dusty streets of Los Alamos may, quite literally, be impacting the financial winds as well.

To visually encapsulate this unexpected camaraderie between air pollution and stock price, we present Figure 1, a scatterplot that vividly portrays the strong positive correlation between the two variables. As the air pollution levels rise, so too does AMD's stock price, creating a peculiar dance of smog and stock market prosperity.

In summary, our findings offer an unconventional yet compelling perspective on the interplay between environmental factors and financial performance. As we marvel at this unlikely association, we are left pondering the question: Are we witnessing the birth of a new field of research, "atmospheric finance," or have we merely stumbled upon a whimsical anomaly? Only time, and further research, will tell.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Los Alamos, New Mexico and Advanced Micro Devices' stock price (AMD). Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Gasping for Air: The Correlation Between Air Pollution in Los Alamos, New Mexico and AMD's Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper examined the relationship between air pollution levels in Los Alamos, New Mexico, and the stock price of Advanced Micro Devices (AMD) using a novel and humorous approach. We harnessed data from both the Environmental Protection Agency and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to tackle this peculiar juxtaposition. Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9198887, along with a p-value less than 0.01, for the period from 2002 to 2022. We successfully demonstrated a statistically significant link, with each uptick in air pollution levels seemingly causing a rise in AMD's stock price. While our data highlights a surprising connection between air quality and financial indicators, we must approach these results with cautious optimism, as the nature of this relationship leaves us breathless.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In "Smith et al.," the authors find a clear link between air pollution and its detrimental effects on human health, as well as its impact on the environment. Similarly, Doe & Jones highlighted the far-reaching consequences of air pollution, including its correlation with respiratory diseases and its influence on climate change. These serious studies lay the groundwork for our investigation into the unexpected relationship between air quality in Los Alamos, New Mexico and the stock price of Advanced Micro Devices (AMD).
Moving beyond the academic realm, "The Air We Breathe" by John Smith provides a comprehensive overview of air pollution and its implications, offering a breath of fresh air in understanding this complex issue. "Clearing the Air" by Jane Doe also sheds light on the various challenges posed by air pollution and the urgent need for effective solutions. While these non-fiction works serve as invaluable resources for understanding the gravity of the air pollution problem, it's time to unleash the whimsical side of this literature review.
In a surprising turn of events, "The Perfect Storm" by Sebastian Junger metaphorically portrays the unpredictable forces at play, much like the unexpected correlation we unearthed between air quality in Los Alamos and the stock price of AMD. "The Smoke Jumper" by Nicholas Evans draws parallels with the resilient spirit needed to navigate through the haze of data and statistics in this research endeavor.
Not to be outdone by the non-fiction and literary works, let's venture into the realm of cartoons and children's shows. Who could forget the iconic nemesis of environmental quality, "Captain Planet and the Planeteers"? With his eco-friendly message and unwavering dedication to fighting pollution, Captain Planet serves as a beacon of hope in our quest to unravel the peculiar link between air pollution and AMD's stock price. Additionally, "The Magic School Bus" takes its young audience on educational escapades, and Ms. Frizzle's adventures have undoubtedly touched upon the importance of air quality, albeit in a more animated setting.
As we shift from the serious to the whimsical, it's evident that our exploration of the relationship between air pollution in Los Alamos and AMD's stock price has taken us on a delightful and unexpected journey. This unconventional approach serves as a reminder that even in the world of academia and research, a dash of humor and creativity can breathe new life into the most unlikely subjects.

[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analysis of the data revealed an intriguing relationship between air pollution in Los Alamos, New Mexico and the stock price of Advanced Micro Devices (AMD). The correlation coefficient of 0.9198887 indicated a remarkably strong positive correlation between these seemingly unrelated variables. In other words, as the air pollution levels in Los Alamos increased, AMD's stock price tended to trend upwards, leaving us in awe of this unexpected link. It seems that the phrase "breathing new life into the stock market" takes on a whole new meaning in this context.
The coefficient of determination (r-squared) of 0.8461952 further reinforced the robustness of this correlation. This means that approximately 84.62% of the variability in AMD's stock price can be explained by changes in air pollution levels in Los Alamos, a finding that left us gasping for breath as we explored the depths of this statistical rabbit hole.
Notably, the p-value less than 0.01 provided compelling evidence to reject the null hypothesis of no correlation. These results led us to conclude that the relationship between air pollution in Los Alamos and AMD's stock price is indeed statistically significant, much to the surprise of both the scientific and financial communities. It appears that the winds of change blowing through the dusty streets of Los Alamos may, quite literally, be impacting the financial winds as well.
To visually encapsulate this unexpected camaraderie between air pollution and stock price, we present Figure 1, a scatterplot that vividly portrays the strong positive correlation between the two variables. As the air pollution levels rise, so too does AMD's stock price, creating a peculiar dance of smog and stock market prosperity.
In summary, our findings offer an unconventional yet compelling perspective on the interplay between environmental factors and financial performance. As we marvel at this unlikely association, we are left pondering the question: Are we witnessing the birth of a new field of research, "atmospheric finance," or have we merely stumbled upon a whimsical anomaly? Only time, and further research, will tell.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The findings of this study have left us gasping for clean air as we contemplate the perplexing relationship between air pollution in Los Alamos, New Mexico and the stock price of Advanced Micro Devices (AMD). Our investigation, while initially met with skepticism and raised eyebrows, has now established a statistically significant correlation between these seemingly unrelated variables.

Our results echo the sentiments expressed by Smith et al. and Doe & Jones, who highlighted the detrimental effects of air pollution on human health and the environment. Despite the serious nature of these prior studies, they inadvertently set the stage for our unexpected discovery. Just like a breath of fresh air, our research breathes life into the notion that even the most unlikely connections can be statistically proven.

As we traverse this uncharted statistical territory, it's worth alluding to our unconventional literature review. While "The Perfect Storm" may seem like a metaphorical stretch, the unpredictability it embodies mirrors the surprising correlation we uncovered. Similarly, "The Smoke Jumper" resonates with the resilience needed to navigate through the haze of data and statistics, an attribute we've certainly needed in this endeavor. In a twist of irony, the whimsical elements of our literature review have inadvertently taken on a serious undertone, much like our research itself.

The robust correlation coefficient and coefficient of determination we uncovered not only validate our findings but also underscore the profound impact of air pollution in Los Alamos on AMD's stock price. It appears that the adage about "riding the wave of success" in the stock market may need a breath of fresh air to incorporate this intriguing correlation.

Our p-value less than 0.01 decisively dismissed any doubts about the significance of this relationship, leaving us breathless at the thought of air pollution influencing financial markets. While we may jest about the impact of smog on stock prices, our data-driven analysis has propelled this unexpected discovery into the limelight, igniting speculation about the emergence of "atmospheric finance" as a field of study.

In conclusion (although we will add more in the conclusion section), our findings have invited both amusement and astonishment. The implications of this discovery extend far beyond the confines of statistical analysis, challenging the traditional boundaries of cause and effect in the financial world. Whether we are witnessing a whimsical anomaly or the dawn of a new area of research remains to be seen, but one thing is certain – this peculiar correlation has breathed new life into the intersection of air quality and market trends.

Stay tuned for the conclusion, where we will further unpack the implications of our findings and offer a glimpse into the potential avenues for future research.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Los Alamos, New Mexico and Advanced Micro Devices' stock price (AMD). Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Gasping for Air: The Correlation Between Air Pollution in Los Alamos, New Mexico and AMD's Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper examined the relationship between air pollution levels in Los Alamos, New Mexico, and the stock price of Advanced Micro Devices (AMD) using a novel and humorous approach. We harnessed data from both the Environmental Protection Agency and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to tackle this peculiar juxtaposition. Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9198887, along with a p-value less than 0.01, for the period from 2002 to 2022. We successfully demonstrated a statistically significant link, with each uptick in air pollution levels seemingly causing a rise in AMD's stock price. While our data highlights a surprising connection between air quality and financial indicators, we must approach these results with cautious optimism, as the nature of this relationship leaves us breathless.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
In the fast-paced world of academic research, we are often surrounded by an air of seriousness, but we firmly believe that puns and witticisms are nothing to be sneezed at. In this study, we delve into the unexpected connection between a company's stock price and the air quality of the quaint town of Los Alamos, New Mexico. As researchers, we often find ourselves in a whirlwind of data, but this journey took us to unexpected heights – both in the statistical and the literal sense.
Air pollution, often seen as a villain in the saga of urban development, has long been associated with a myriad of health and environmental impacts. On the other hand, Advanced Micro Devices (AMD) has been making waves in the tech industry, but who would have thought that these two disparate entities could be entangled in a statistical tango? It seems that the saying "there's something in the air" holds more truth than we initially thought.
In this paper, we present a fusion of environmental data from the Environmental Protection Agency and market data provided by LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv). We sought to answer the pressing question: Is there a tangible link between the smoggy skies of Los Alamos and the ever-changing stock price of AMD? Whether this connection is just a mere statistical fluke or a genuine correlation, we aim to shed light on this unexpected romance between air pollution levels and stock market movements.
As we navigate through the labyrinth of numbers and variables, it's important to maintain a sense of humor. After all, statistics are like a group of young children: mean, median, and mode always seem to be causing trouble together. So, as we march into the heart of this perplexing puzzle, we encourage the reader to embrace the quirks of research and statistics, and join us in unraveling this peculiar union of air quality and financial performance.

[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analysis of the data revealed an intriguing relationship between air pollution in Los Alamos, New Mexico and the stock price of Advanced Micro Devices (AMD). The correlation coefficient of 0.9198887 indicated a remarkably strong positive correlation between these seemingly unrelated variables. In other words, as the air pollution levels in Los Alamos increased, AMD's stock price tended to trend upwards, leaving us in awe of this unexpected link. It seems that the phrase "breathing new life into the stock market" takes on a whole new meaning in this context.
The coefficient of determination (r-squared) of 0.8461952 further reinforced the robustness of this correlation. This means that approximately 84.62% of the variability in AMD's stock price can be explained by changes in air pollution levels in Los Alamos, a finding that left us gasping for breath as we explored the depths of this statistical rabbit hole.
Notably, the p-value less than 0.01 provided compelling evidence to reject the null hypothesis of no correlation. These results led us to conclude that the relationship between air pollution in Los Alamos and AMD's stock price is indeed statistically significant, much to the surprise of both the scientific and financial communities. It appears that the winds of change blowing through the dusty streets of Los Alamos may, quite literally, be impacting the financial winds as well.
To visually encapsulate this unexpected camaraderie between air pollution and stock price, we present Figure 1, a scatterplot that vividly portrays the strong positive correlation between the two variables. As the air pollution levels rise, so too does AMD's stock price, creating a peculiar dance of smog and stock market prosperity.
In summary, our findings offer an unconventional yet compelling perspective on the interplay between environmental factors and financial performance. As we marvel at this unlikely association, we are left pondering the question: Are we witnessing the birth of a new field of research, "atmospheric finance," or have we merely stumbled upon a whimsical anomaly? Only time, and further research, will tell.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

As we draw the curtains on this whimsical waltz between air pollution and stock prices, we find ourselves in a statistical daze, marveling at the unexpected harmony between two seemingly unrelated entities. Our study has not only uncovered a statistically significant correlation but also shed light on the potential impact of atmospheric conditions on financial performance, giving rise to the notion of "aironomics."

We stand at a crossroads where the air quality levels in Los Alamos are not just a matter of environmental concern but also a potential barometer for stock market enthusiasts. It seems that the phrase "smoke and mirrors" has taken on a whole new meaning, quite literally, as we witness the dynamic interplay between smog and stock prices.

However, let's not jump to hasty conclusions and inflate our excitement like an untethered balloon. Though our findings indicate a tangible link, it's important to tread cautiously, considering the comical nature of this correlation. It's as if the statistical gods decided to play a prank on us, blurring the lines between cause and effect, leaving us to untangle this statistical punchline.

In the world of data analysis, we often encounter unexpected twists and turns, much like a rollercoaster ride through a forest of error bars. However, the robust findings of our study compel us to believe that further research in this area may be as redundant as a double-blindfolded 3D scatterplot.

In conclusion, as we bid adieu to this statistical spectacle, we assert with both amusement and confidence that the unlikely kinship between air pollution in Los Alamos and the stock price of Advanced Micro Devices (AMD) has been unveiled. It's time to close the lid on this Pandora's box of correlations, pat ourselves on the back for this statistical caper, and declare, with a chuckle, that no further research is needed in this fantastical realm of aironomics.

So, let's inhale a breath of fresh data and exhale a sigh of statistical satisfaction, for this peculiar research journey has left us breathless, in the most whimsical of ways.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Gasping for Air: The Correlation Between Air Pollution in Los Alamos, New Mexico and AMD's Stock Price. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Unconventional Correlations


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Gasping for Air: The Correlation Between Air Pollution in Los Alamos, New Mexico and AMD's Stock Price. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Society for Environmental Economics and Stock Market Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Gasping for Air: The Correlation Between Air Pollution in Los Alamos, New Mexico and AMD's Stock Price with an abstract of This paper examined the relationship between air pollution levels in Los Alamos, New Mexico, and the stock price of Advanced Micro Devices (AMD) using a novel and humorous approach. We harnessed data from both the Environmental Protection Agency and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to tackle this peculiar juxtaposition. Our findings revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9198887, along with a p-value less than 0.01, for the period from 2002 to 2022. We successfully demonstrated a statistically significant link, with each uptick in air pollution levels seemingly causing a rise in AMD's stock price. While our data highlights a surprising connection between air quality and financial indicators, we must approach these results with cautious optimism, as the nature of this relationship leaves us breathless.

ChatGPT:

Air pollution Los Alamos, New Mexico, AMD stock price correlation, environmental impact on stock market, air quality and financial indicators, stock market analysis, air pollution data analysis, environmental impact on business, air pollution effects on stock prices, correlation between air quality and stock prices

*There is a bunch of Python happening behind the scenes to turn this prompt sequence into a PDF.



Random correlation

Discover a new correlation

View all correlations

View all research papers

Report an error


Data details

Air pollution in Los Alamos, New Mexico
Detailed data title: Percentage of days with air quality at 'unhealthy for sensitive groups' or worse in Los Alamos, NM
Source: Environmental Protection Agency
See what else correlates with Air pollution in Los Alamos, New Mexico

Advanced Micro Devices' stock price (AMD)
Detailed data title: Opening price of Advanced Micro Devices (AMD) on the first trading day of the year
Source: LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv)
Additional Info: Via Microsoft Excel Stockhistory function

See what else correlates with Advanced Micro Devices' stock price (AMD)

Correlation r = 0.9198887 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.8461952 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 84.6% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Advanced Micro Devices' stock price (AMD)) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Air pollution in Los Alamos, New Mexico) over the 21 years from 2002 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 3.7E-9. 0.0000000036782422153912576000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.92 in 3.7E-7% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 271,868,991 random variables You don't actually need 271 million variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 20 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 20 because we have two variables measured over a period of 21 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.81, 0.97 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
200220032004200520062007200820092010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
Air pollution in Los Alamos, New Mexico (Bad air quality days)00000000000000000000.008403360.00847458
Advanced Micro Devices' stock price (AMD) (Stock price)16.286.5615.122.1131.0220.087.42.199.798.445.532.553.852.72.7711.4210.4218.0146.8692.11145.14




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0.00840336,0.00847458,])
array_2 = np.array([16.28,6.56,15.1,22.11,31.02,20.08,7.4,2.19,9.79,8.44,5.53,2.55,3.85,2.7,2.77,11.42,10.42,18.01,46.86,92.11,145.14,])
array_1_name = "Air pollution in Los Alamos, New Mexico"
array_2_name = "Advanced Micro Devices' stock price (AMD)"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



Reuseable content

You may re-use the images on this page for any purpose, even commercial purposes, without asking for permission. The only requirement is that you attribute Tyler Vigen. Attribution can take many different forms. If you leave the "tylervigen.com" link in the image, that satisfies it just fine. If you remove it and move it to a footnote, that's fine too. You can also just write "Charts courtesy of Tyler Vigen" at the bottom of an article.

You do not need to attribute "the spurious correlations website," and you don't even need to link here if you don't want to. I don't gain anything from pageviews. There are no ads on this site, there is nothing for sale, and I am not for hire.

For the record, I am just one person. Tyler Vigen, he/him/his. I do have degrees, but they should not go after my name unless you want to annoy my wife. If that is your goal, then go ahead and cite me as "Tyler Vigen, A.A. A.A.S. B.A. J.D." Otherwise it is just "Tyler Vigen."

When spoken, my last name is pronounced "vegan," like I don't eat meat.

Full license details.
For more on re-use permissions, or to get a signed release form, see tylervigen.com/permission.

Download images for these variables:


View another random correlation

How fun was this correlation?

You're the rating guru we've been waiting for!


Correlation ID: 4138 · Black Variable ID: 22101 · Red Variable ID: 1585
about · subscribe · emailme@tylervigen.com · twitter

CC BY 4.0