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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is How provocative Technology Connections YouTube video titles are and the second variable is The number of postmasters in Hawaii.  The chart goes from 2015 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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As the number of postmasters in Hawaii decreases, there are fewer people to educate the AI postal robots, causing a literal breakdown in communication. This leads to a shortage of clickbait inspiration, resulting in less provocative Technology Connections YouTube video titles. Remember, when it comes to technology and postmasters, it's all about making those electric connections!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: [A TIME magazine cover image] In a vibrant Hawaiian post office, a group of AI postal robots eagerly await instructions from a dwindling number of postmasters. Amidst the chaos of miscommunications, usually bold and provocative YouTube video titles from Technology Connections become increasingly scarce. The absence of postmasters causes a breakdown in the flow of clickbait inspiration, leaving the robots and viewers in a state of digital confusion. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: How provocative Technology Connections YouTube video titles are and The number of postmasters in Hawaii. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: A TIME magazine cover image Celtic art Photorealism Photorealism An image that looks like it is a scene from A Disney Movie
ChatGPT: A TIME magazine cover image

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both How provocative Technology Connections YouTube video titles are and The number of postmasters in Hawaii, in the following situation: As the number of postmasters in Hawaii decreases, there are fewer people to educate the AI postal robots, causing a literal breakdown in communication. This leads to a shortage of clickbait inspiration, resulting in less provocative Technology Connections YouTube video titles. Remember, when it comes to technology and postmasters, it's all about making those electric connections!. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a vibrant Hawaiian post office, we see a group of AI postal robots eagerly awaiting instruction from the dwindling number of postmasters. However, amidst the chaos of miscommunications, we notice the usually bold and provocative YouTube video titles from Technology Connections becoming increasingly scarce. The absence of postmasters is causing a breakdown in the flow of clickbait inspiration, leaving the robots and viewers in a state of digital confusion.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A TIME magazine cover image ] and depicting this scene: In a vibrant Hawaiian post office, we see a group of AI postal robots eagerly awaiting instruction from the dwindling number of postmasters. However, amidst the chaos of miscommunications, we notice the usually bold and provocative YouTube video titles from Technology Connections becoming increasingly scarce. The absence of postmasters is causing a breakdown in the flow of clickbait inspiration, leaving the robots and viewers in a state of digital confusion. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: [A TIME magazine cover image] In a vibrant Hawaiian post office, a group of AI postal robots eagerly await instructions from a dwindling number of postmasters. Amidst the chaos of miscommunications, usually bold and provocative YouTube video titles from Technology Connections become increasingly scarce. The absence of postmasters causes a breakdown in the flow of clickbait inspiration, leaving the robots and viewers in a state of digital confusion.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in How provocative Technology Connections YouTube video titles are caused The number of postmasters in Hawaii to decrease.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Connecting the Dots: The Provocative Power of Technology YouTube Titles and the Postmaster Predicament in Hawaii

The Journal of Digital Entanglements and Postal Predicaments

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between How provocative Technology Connections YouTube video titles are and The number of postmasters in Hawaii. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title a clever pun.

Your research team used data from AI analysis of YouTube video titles and Bureau of Larbor Statistics to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9703714 and p < 0.01 for 2015 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Connecting the Dots: The Provocative Power of Technology YouTube Titles and the Postmaster Predicament in Hawaii"

[[ABSTRACT]]
The relationship between the clickbait nature of YouTube video titles and the employment status of postmasters in Hawaii has been a topic of curiosity and concern. In this research study, we embarked on a quest to uncover the unexpected connection between these seemingly disparate elements. Leveraging cutting-edge AI technology to analyze the clickbait level of Technology Connections YouTube video titles and data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we endeavored to shed light on this intriguing correlation.

Our findings revealed a significant correlation coefficient of 0.9703714 and p < 0.01, indicating a strong relationship between the clickbait quotient of Technology Connections video titles and the number of postmasters in Hawaii from 2015 to 2022. With a statistical connection so robust, it is clear that the allure of tech-themed clickbait transcends the digital realm and reaches into the employment landscape of the Aloha State.

As our team delved deeper into the data, we couldn't help but ponder the question: Are postmasters in Hawaii drawn to their profession due to a passion for sorting packages, or are they simply lured in by the enticing mysteries of technology clickbait titles? As the saying goes, "Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds"—but what about the siren call of captivating YouTube titles? Our research prompts a reimagining of the age-old postal service adage in the digital era.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between How provocative Technology Connections YouTube video titles are and The number of postmasters in Hawaii. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Connecting the Dots: The Provocative Power of Technology YouTube Titles and the Postmaster Predicament in Hawaii"

[[ABSTRACT]]
The relationship between the clickbait nature of YouTube video titles and the employment status of postmasters in Hawaii has been a topic of curiosity and concern. In this research study, we embarked on a quest to uncover the unexpected connection between these seemingly disparate elements. Leveraging cutting-edge AI technology to analyze the clickbait level of Technology Connections YouTube video titles and data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we endeavored to shed light on this intriguing correlation.

Our findings revealed a significant correlation coefficient of 0.9703714 and p < 0.01, indicating a strong relationship between the clickbait quotient of Technology Connections video titles and the number of postmasters in Hawaii from 2015 to 2022. With a statistical connection so robust, it is clear that the allure of tech-themed clickbait transcends the digital realm and reaches into the employment landscape of the Aloha State.

As our team delved deeper into the data, we couldn't help but ponder the question: Are postmasters in Hawaii drawn to their profession due to a passion for sorting packages, or are they simply lured in by the enticing mysteries of technology clickbait titles? As the saying goes, "Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds"—but what about the siren call of captivating YouTube titles? Our research prompts a reimagining of the age-old postal service adage in the digital era.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

In today's digital age, the internet is a vast ocean of information, curiosity, and, of course, clickbait. With the rise of online platforms such as YouTube, the battle to captivate audiences with sensational titles has reached new heights. The proverbial "click" has become the holy grail for content creators, luring unsuspecting viewers into a world of intriguing, enigmatic, and sometimes downright perplexing video titles. It's as if every YouTube title is vying for the coveted attention of viewers, akin to a game of digital cat and mouse. Speaking of which, why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!

Meanwhile, in the tranquil paradise of Hawaii, a different kind of mouse is at play—the postmaster. Responsible for overseeing the mail delivery operations across the islands, these stalwart individuals navigate the postal landscape with admirable resolve. However, behind the scenes of swaying palm trees and gentle trade winds, a curious phenomenon has emerged: a correlation between the allure of technology-themed YouTube clickbait and the number of postmasters bustling about their duties. It seems that even amidst the beauty of Hawaii, there's a data-driven conundrum afoot, Aloha-technology-mora anyone?

This research delves into the unexpected entanglement of these two seemingly unrelated realms, seeking to unravel the mystery of how captivating YouTube titles can influence the employment landscape of the Aloha State. As we unravel the threads of this correlation, we find ourselves not only pondering the professional inclinations of postmasters but also the uncanny power of a well-crafted clickbait title. After all, in a world of "10 Unbelievable Ways to Untangle Ethernet Cables," perhaps the allure of technology extends beyond mere entertainment and into the fabric of everyday working life. Just as every good post has its stamp, every captivating clickbait title has a story to tell.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between How provocative Technology Connections YouTube video titles are and The number of postmasters in Hawaii. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then devolve ever further, and mention something completely ridiculous, like you conducted literature review by reading the backs of shampoo bottles.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Connecting the Dots: The Provocative Power of Technology YouTube Titles and the Postmaster Predicament in Hawaii"

[[ABSTRACT]]
The relationship between the clickbait nature of YouTube video titles and the employment status of postmasters in Hawaii has been a topic of curiosity and concern. In this research study, we embarked on a quest to uncover the unexpected connection between these seemingly disparate elements. Leveraging cutting-edge AI technology to analyze the clickbait level of Technology Connections YouTube video titles and data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we endeavored to shed light on this intriguing correlation.

Our findings revealed a significant correlation coefficient of 0.9703714 and p < 0.01, indicating a strong relationship between the clickbait quotient of Technology Connections video titles and the number of postmasters in Hawaii from 2015 to 2022. With a statistical connection so robust, it is clear that the allure of tech-themed clickbait transcends the digital realm and reaches into the employment landscape of the Aloha State.

As our team delved deeper into the data, we couldn't help but ponder the question: Are postmasters in Hawaii drawn to their profession due to a passion for sorting packages, or are they simply lured in by the enticing mysteries of technology clickbait titles? As the saying goes, "Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds"—but what about the siren call of captivating YouTube titles? Our research prompts a reimagining of the age-old postal service adage in the digital era.

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
In today's digital age, the internet is a vast ocean of information, curiosity, and, of course, clickbait. With the rise of online platforms such as YouTube, the battle to captivate audiences with sensational titles has reached new heights. The proverbial "click" has become the holy grail for content creators, luring unsuspecting viewers into a world of intriguing, enigmatic, and sometimes downright perplexing video titles. It's as if every YouTube title is vying for the coveted attention of viewers, akin to a game of digital cat and mouse. Speaking of which, why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
Meanwhile, in the tranquil paradise of Hawaii, a different kind of mouse is at play—the postmaster. Responsible for overseeing the mail delivery operations across the islands, these stalwart individuals navigate the postal landscape with admirable resolve. However, behind the scenes of swaying palm trees and gentle trade winds, a curious phenomenon has emerged: a correlation between the allure of technology-themed YouTube clickbait and the number of postmasters bustling about their duties. It seems that even amidst the beauty of Hawaii, there's a data-driven conundrum afoot, Aloha-technology-mora anyone?
This research delves into the unexpected entanglement of these two seemingly unrelated realms, seeking to unravel the mystery of how captivating YouTube titles can influence the employment landscape of the Aloha State. As we unravel the threads of this correlation, we find ourselves not only pondering the professional inclinations of postmasters but also the uncanny power of a well-crafted clickbait title. After all, in a world of "10 Unbelievable Ways to Untangle Ethernet Cables," perhaps the allure of technology extends beyond mere entertainment and into the fabric of everyday working life. Just as every good post has its stamp, every captivating clickbait title has a story to tell.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

To shed light on the connection between the provocative power of technology-themed YouTube titles and the enigmatic postmaster phenomenon in Hawaii, we embarked on a thorough exploration of existing literature. Our review encompassed a wide array of scholarly articles, books, and sources, delving into the realm of digital influence, employment dynamics, and the unexpected intersections between technology and postal service. In "The Digital Age: How Online Content Shapes Consumer Behavior," Smith and Doe elucidate the manipulative strategies employed by content creators to garner audience attention, drawing parallels between digital clickbait and its impact on consumer decision-making. It's clear that the allure of clickbait extends beyond the realm of consumer behavior and seeps into unexpected facets of society - a sign that clickbait truly has a "first-class" allure.

Exploring the unexpected overlaps in seemingly disparate fields, "The Art of Influence: How Technology Shapes Human Behavior" by Jones provides insight into the profound impact of modern technology on human psychology and decision-making. Jones' work highlights the subtle yet palpable influence of digital media on shaping perceptions, preferences, and choices - a testament to the captivating power of well-crafted content titles. As the digital landscape continues to evolve, it appears that the interconnectedness between technology and human behavior traverses even the most unexpected terrains, much like a postal worker navigating through a maze of packages.

In the pursuit of a comprehensive understanding, we ventured further into non-fiction literature, encountering seminal works such as "The Innovators: How a Group of Hackers, Geniuses, and Geeks Created the Digital Revolution" by Walter Isaacson. While Isaacson's work focuses on the technological revolution and its impact on society, it prompts contemplation on the far-reaching implications of digital influence on various domains - perhaps even on the occupational choices of those who ensure the swift delivery of mail across Hawaii's picturesque landscapes. This connectivity between technology and occupational preferences strikes a chord similar to the well-tuned strings of a 'ukulele, resonating with a harmony both whimsical and profound.

Venturing into the realm of fiction, the whimsical yet thought-provoking narratives of Douglas Adams' "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" and Isaac Asimov's "I, Robot" invite contemplation on the unforeseen intersections of technology and human experience. While these works may seem far removed from the realm of postmaster employment, their exploration of technology's impact on society sheds light on the intricate web of influences that shape human endeavors. One can't help but wonder if the postmasters of Hawaii, amid their daily duties, find themselves pondering the existential queries posed by these sci-fi masterpieces.

Having probed the depths of scholarly and literary works, our pursuit of knowledge took an unexpected turn as we delved into unorthodox sources, including the backs of shampoo bottles, in pursuit of unconventional insights into the enigmatic relationship between clickbait titles and postmaster employment. While the wisdom gleaned from such unorthodox sources may be, well, sudsy at best, our foray into the realms of whimsy and wit proved to be an unexpected source of inspiration, much like stumbling upon a hidden treasure amidst a sea of bubble bath.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between How provocative Technology Connections YouTube video titles are and The number of postmasters in Hawaii. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from AI analysis of YouTube video titles and Bureau of Larbor Statistics . You used data from 2015 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Connecting the Dots: The Provocative Power of Technology YouTube Titles and the Postmaster Predicament in Hawaii"

[[ABSTRACT]]
The relationship between the clickbait nature of YouTube video titles and the employment status of postmasters in Hawaii has been a topic of curiosity and concern. In this research study, we embarked on a quest to uncover the unexpected connection between these seemingly disparate elements. Leveraging cutting-edge AI technology to analyze the clickbait level of Technology Connections YouTube video titles and data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we endeavored to shed light on this intriguing correlation.

Our findings revealed a significant correlation coefficient of 0.9703714 and p < 0.01, indicating a strong relationship between the clickbait quotient of Technology Connections video titles and the number of postmasters in Hawaii from 2015 to 2022. With a statistical connection so robust, it is clear that the allure of tech-themed clickbait transcends the digital realm and reaches into the employment landscape of the Aloha State.

As our team delved deeper into the data, we couldn't help but ponder the question: Are postmasters in Hawaii drawn to their profession due to a passion for sorting packages, or are they simply lured in by the enticing mysteries of technology clickbait titles? As the saying goes, "Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds"—but what about the siren call of captivating YouTube titles? Our research prompts a reimagining of the age-old postal service adage in the digital era.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
In today's digital age, the internet is a vast ocean of information, curiosity, and, of course, clickbait. With the rise of online platforms such as YouTube, the battle to captivate audiences with sensational titles has reached new heights. The proverbial "click" has become the holy grail for content creators, luring unsuspecting viewers into a world of intriguing, enigmatic, and sometimes downright perplexing video titles. It's as if every YouTube title is vying for the coveted attention of viewers, akin to a game of digital cat and mouse. Speaking of which, why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
Meanwhile, in the tranquil paradise of Hawaii, a different kind of mouse is at play—the postmaster. Responsible for overseeing the mail delivery operations across the islands, these stalwart individuals navigate the postal landscape with admirable resolve. However, behind the scenes of swaying palm trees and gentle trade winds, a curious phenomenon has emerged: a correlation between the allure of technology-themed YouTube clickbait and the number of postmasters bustling about their duties. It seems that even amidst the beauty of Hawaii, there's a data-driven conundrum afoot, Aloha-technology-mora anyone?
This research delves into the unexpected entanglement of these two seemingly unrelated realms, seeking to unravel the mystery of how captivating YouTube titles can influence the employment landscape of the Aloha State. As we unravel the threads of this correlation, we find ourselves not only pondering the professional inclinations of postmasters but also the uncanny power of a well-crafted clickbait title. After all, in a world of "10 Unbelievable Ways to Untangle Ethernet Cables," perhaps the allure of technology extends beyond mere entertainment and into the fabric of everyday working life. Just as every good post has its stamp, every captivating clickbait title has a story to tell.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To tackle the conundrum of the provocative power of Technology Connections YouTube video titles and the enigmatic world of postmasters in Hawaii, we utilized a multi-faceted approach that combined AI analysis of YouTube video titles, data mining from the Bureau of Labor Statistics, and a touch of investigative flair. As we delved into this intriguing correlation, we couldn't help but feel like we were embarking on a high-tech treasure hunt—akin to searching for lost parcels in the vast digital expanse. Or in other words, like detecting a disturbance in the post force!

We commenced our escapade by enlisting the assistance of state-of-the-art AI algorithms, affectionately dubbed "Robo-Clickbait Analyzer 3000," to scour the vast sea of Technology Connections video titles from 2015 to 2022. This intrepid virtual investigator meticulously dissected the nuances of each title, scrutinizing the clickbait content, the allure factor, and the overall mischief quotient. Our team jokingly referred to this phase as the "Clickbait Crusade," where we navigated through the digital jungle, armed with algorithms and an insatiable appetite for quirks. And speaking of quirks, why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

Simultaneously, we ventured into the realm of labor statistics, mining through the robust data provided by the Bureau of Labor Statistics. With the tenacity of a diligent postmaster sorting through mail, we meticulously collated employment figures, focusing specifically on the number of stalwart postmasters tending to the mail routes and package deliveries across the Hawaiian archipelago. It was a bit like being on a data-based treasure hunt—each statistic a clue, every outlier a potential revelation. We couldn't help but marvel at the parallel between our research and a true Hercule Poirot mystery, as we methodically pieced together the puzzle of technology allure versus postal prowess.

To bolster our findings, we employed a touch of whimsy and ventured into the realm of qualitative data analysis. Utilizing focus groups of tech-savvy individuals and postal aficionados, we ventured into the nuances of human perception, gauging the emotional impact of clickbait and the psychological resonance of postal prowess. Our team jestingly referred to this phase as the "Tech-Post Potpourri," blending the allure of technology titillation with the timeless satisfaction of a letter successfully reaching its destination. As we navigated through the labyrinth of opinions and viewpoints, we couldn't help but appreciate the wisdom of a good dad joke—after all, why don't postal workers ever get into arguments? Because they know how to address the situation!

Lastly, to ensure the undeniable gravity of this correlation, we engaged in robust statistical analysis, employing correlation coefficients, regression models, and a hearty dose of academic skepticism. With each equation and graph, we felt like we were uncovering the digital treasure map—the path of tantalizing titles leading to the enigmatic realm of postal patronage. We couldn't help but embrace our inner data sleuths, scouring through the statistical terrain with the fervor of explorers seeking the fabled city of El Dorado. As we navigated through the labyrinth of academic acumen, one thing became clear—it's not just packages that get tracked, but also the powerful influence of captivating YouTube titles on the employment landscape of Hawaii.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between How provocative Technology Connections YouTube video titles are and The number of postmasters in Hawaii. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from AI analysis of YouTube video titles and Bureau of Larbor Statistics .

For the time period 2015 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.9703714, r-squared of 0.9416206, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Connecting the Dots: The Provocative Power of Technology YouTube Titles and the Postmaster Predicament in Hawaii"

[[ABSTRACT]]
The relationship between the clickbait nature of YouTube video titles and the employment status of postmasters in Hawaii has been a topic of curiosity and concern. In this research study, we embarked on a quest to uncover the unexpected connection between these seemingly disparate elements. Leveraging cutting-edge AI technology to analyze the clickbait level of Technology Connections YouTube video titles and data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we endeavored to shed light on this intriguing correlation.

Our findings revealed a significant correlation coefficient of 0.9703714 and p < 0.01, indicating a strong relationship between the clickbait quotient of Technology Connections video titles and the number of postmasters in Hawaii from 2015 to 2022. With a statistical connection so robust, it is clear that the allure of tech-themed clickbait transcends the digital realm and reaches into the employment landscape of the Aloha State.

As our team delved deeper into the data, we couldn't help but ponder the question: Are postmasters in Hawaii drawn to their profession due to a passion for sorting packages, or are they simply lured in by the enticing mysteries of technology clickbait titles? As the saying goes, "Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds"—but what about the siren call of captivating YouTube titles? Our research prompts a reimagining of the age-old postal service adage in the digital era.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
In today's digital age, the internet is a vast ocean of information, curiosity, and, of course, clickbait. With the rise of online platforms such as YouTube, the battle to captivate audiences with sensational titles has reached new heights. The proverbial "click" has become the holy grail for content creators, luring unsuspecting viewers into a world of intriguing, enigmatic, and sometimes downright perplexing video titles. It's as if every YouTube title is vying for the coveted attention of viewers, akin to a game of digital cat and mouse. Speaking of which, why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
Meanwhile, in the tranquil paradise of Hawaii, a different kind of mouse is at play—the postmaster. Responsible for overseeing the mail delivery operations across the islands, these stalwart individuals navigate the postal landscape with admirable resolve. However, behind the scenes of swaying palm trees and gentle trade winds, a curious phenomenon has emerged: a correlation between the allure of technology-themed YouTube clickbait and the number of postmasters bustling about their duties. It seems that even amidst the beauty of Hawaii, there's a data-driven conundrum afoot, Aloha-technology-mora anyone?
This research delves into the unexpected entanglement of these two seemingly unrelated realms, seeking to unravel the mystery of how captivating YouTube titles can influence the employment landscape of the Aloha State. As we unravel the threads of this correlation, we find ourselves not only pondering the professional inclinations of postmasters but also the uncanny power of a well-crafted clickbait title. After all, in a world of "10 Unbelievable Ways to Untangle Ethernet Cables," perhaps the allure of technology extends beyond mere entertainment and into the fabric of everyday working life. Just as every good post has its stamp, every captivating clickbait title has a story to tell.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

Our analysis of the data from 2015 to 2022 uncovered a remarkably strong correlation between the clickbait level of Technology Connections YouTube video titles and the number of postmasters in Hawaii. The correlation coefficient of 0.9703714 and an r-squared value of 0.9416206 attest to the robustness of this connection. It's as clear as day: the allure of intriguing YouTube titles and the profession of postmaster in Hawaii are more intertwined than one might expect, like wires in need of untangling—though hopefully with less frustration.

Upon examining the scatterplot (Fig. 1) illustrating the relationship between these two variables, the clustering of data points along a clearly linear trendline provides unequivocal evidence of the correlation. It's almost as if the graph itself were saying, "You've got mail, and a lot of it is tech-themed!"

While the strength of the correlation is undoubtedly compelling, questions inevitably arise. What draws individuals to pursue a career in postmastering in the lush expanse of Hawaii? Could it be the scenery, the sense of community, or—dare we suggest—the magnetic pull of captivating YouTube titles? This all brings a new dimension to the concept of "delivery with a click." It seems Hawaii's postmasters are not just delivering mail but also delivering us to the precipice of an unexpected revelation.

Our findings not only add a novel wrinkle to the understanding of employment trends but also give rise to a new maxim: "Neither alluring YouTube titles nor tranquil island life stays these postmasters from their appointed rounds." It seems that in the realm of occupational preferences, the tantalizing allure of tech-themed clickbait knows no bounds.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between How provocative Technology Connections YouTube video titles are and The number of postmasters in Hawaii. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"Connecting the Dots: The Provocative Power of Technology YouTube Titles and the Postmaster Predicament in Hawaii"

[[ABSTRACT]]
The relationship between the clickbait nature of YouTube video titles and the employment status of postmasters in Hawaii has been a topic of curiosity and concern. In this research study, we embarked on a quest to uncover the unexpected connection between these seemingly disparate elements. Leveraging cutting-edge AI technology to analyze the clickbait level of Technology Connections YouTube video titles and data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we endeavored to shed light on this intriguing correlation.

Our findings revealed a significant correlation coefficient of 0.9703714 and p < 0.01, indicating a strong relationship between the clickbait quotient of Technology Connections video titles and the number of postmasters in Hawaii from 2015 to 2022. With a statistical connection so robust, it is clear that the allure of tech-themed clickbait transcends the digital realm and reaches into the employment landscape of the Aloha State.

As our team delved deeper into the data, we couldn't help but ponder the question: Are postmasters in Hawaii drawn to their profession due to a passion for sorting packages, or are they simply lured in by the enticing mysteries of technology clickbait titles? As the saying goes, "Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds"—but what about the siren call of captivating YouTube titles? Our research prompts a reimagining of the age-old postal service adage in the digital era.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
To shed light on the connection between the provocative power of technology-themed YouTube titles and the enigmatic postmaster phenomenon in Hawaii, we embarked on a thorough exploration of existing literature. Our review encompassed a wide array of scholarly articles, books, and sources, delving into the realm of digital influence, employment dynamics, and the unexpected intersections between technology and postal service. In "The Digital Age: How Online Content Shapes Consumer Behavior," Smith and Doe elucidate the manipulative strategies employed by content creators to garner audience attention, drawing parallels between digital clickbait and its impact on consumer decision-making. It's clear that the allure of clickbait extends beyond the realm of consumer behavior and seeps into unexpected facets of society - a sign that clickbait truly has a "first-class" allure.
Exploring the unexpected overlaps in seemingly disparate fields, "The Art of Influence: How Technology Shapes Human Behavior" by Jones provides insight into the profound impact of modern technology on human psychology and decision-making. Jones' work highlights the subtle yet palpable influence of digital media on shaping perceptions, preferences, and choices - a testament to the captivating power of well-crafted content titles. As the digital landscape continues to evolve, it appears that the interconnectedness between technology and human behavior traverses even the most unexpected terrains, much like a postal worker navigating through a maze of packages.
In the pursuit of a comprehensive understanding, we ventured further into non-fiction literature, encountering seminal works such as "The Innovators: How a Group of Hackers, Geniuses, and Geeks Created the Digital Revolution" by Walter Isaacson. While Isaacson's work focuses on the technological revolution and its impact on society, it prompts contemplation on the far-reaching implications of digital influence on various domains - perhaps even on the occupational choices of those who ensure the swift delivery of mail across Hawaii's picturesque landscapes. This connectivity between technology and occupational preferences strikes a chord similar to the well-tuned strings of a 'ukulele, resonating with a harmony both whimsical and profound.
Venturing into the realm of fiction, the whimsical yet thought-provoking narratives of Douglas Adams' "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" and Isaac Asimov's "I, Robot" invite contemplation on the unforeseen intersections of technology and human experience. While these works may seem far removed from the realm of postmaster employment, their exploration of technology's impact on society sheds light on the intricate web of influences that shape human endeavors. One can't help but wonder if the postmasters of Hawaii, amid their daily duties, find themselves pondering the existential queries posed by these sci-fi masterpieces.
Having probed the depths of scholarly and literary works, our pursuit of knowledge took an unexpected turn as we delved into unorthodox sources, including the backs of shampoo bottles, in pursuit of unconventional insights into the enigmatic relationship between clickbait titles and postmaster employment. While the wisdom gleaned from such unorthodox sources may be, well, sudsy at best, our foray into the realms of whimsy and wit proved to be an unexpected source of inspiration, much like stumbling upon a hidden treasure amidst a sea of bubble bath.

[[RESULTS]]
Our analysis of the data from 2015 to 2022 uncovered a remarkably strong correlation between the clickbait level of Technology Connections YouTube video titles and the number of postmasters in Hawaii. The correlation coefficient of 0.9703714 and an r-squared value of 0.9416206 attest to the robustness of this connection. It's as clear as day: the allure of intriguing YouTube titles and the profession of postmaster in Hawaii are more intertwined than one might expect, like wires in need of untangling—though hopefully with less frustration.
Upon examining the scatterplot (Fig. 1) illustrating the relationship between these two variables, the clustering of data points along a clearly linear trendline provides unequivocal evidence of the correlation. It's almost as if the graph itself were saying, "You've got mail, and a lot of it is tech-themed!"
While the strength of the correlation is undoubtedly compelling, questions inevitably arise. What draws individuals to pursue a career in postmastering in the lush expanse of Hawaii? Could it be the scenery, the sense of community, or—dare we suggest—the magnetic pull of captivating YouTube titles? This all brings a new dimension to the concept of "delivery with a click." It seems Hawaii's postmasters are not just delivering mail but also delivering us to the precipice of an unexpected revelation.
Our findings not only add a novel wrinkle to the understanding of employment trends but also give rise to a new maxim: "Neither alluring YouTube titles nor tranquil island life stays these postmasters from their appointed rounds." It seems that in the realm of occupational preferences, the tantalizing allure of tech-themed clickbait knows no bounds.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

Our study delved into the mystifying correlation between the allure of Technology Connections YouTube video titles and the enigmatic occupation of postmastering in the scenic environs of Hawaii. The robust correlation coefficient of 0.9703714 and a p-value of < 0.01 depicted a connection so strong that one might wonder if the postmasters are delivering tech insights along with the mail. Perhaps the next "big data" package is already en route to the Aloha State.

Drawing from our literature review, the influence of digital content on human behavior and decision-making, as highlighted by Smith and Doe, aligns with our findings, prompting the cheeky quip: "Is it a stamp of approval from the digital domain that draws postmasters to Hawaii?" Furthermore, the profound impact of technology on occupational preferences, as evinced by Isaacson's work, finds an unexpected echo in our study, shedding light on the unexpected allure of tech-themed clickbait for the island's mail maestros.

As we reflect on our results, we're reminded of an old postman joke: "Why did the postmaster go to school?" The answer, of course, being, "To get a little letter education." It seems our data unveil a different kind of education—the digital allure that transcends the mere letters on a page, enticing individuals to adopt careers impacting the flow of letters and packages.

The compelling correlation revealed by our study raises thought-provoking questions. Are the postmasters in Hawaii swayed by the captivating allure of technology-themed YouTube titles, akin to a magnetic pole drawing in parcels? Or is it merely the idyllic island lifestyle that beckons them to their post? One might jest that perhaps the allure of YouTube titles promises a "parcel of knowledge" alongside the local charm.

In a broader context, our findings add an unexpected layer to the intricate tapestry of occupational preferences. The digital allure that transcends the virtual realm, intertwining with the occupational choices of individuals, illustrates a phenomenon so captivating that one might muse, "Neither post nor prime nor island clime can staunch the magnetic allure of tech-themed clickbait."

In the words of Shakespeare, slightly amended for the digital age, "All the world's a clickbait, and all the postmasters are mere players." Our study opens a window into the subtle yet profound ways in which digital influences permeate unexpected spheres, infusing the paradisiacal realm of Hawaii with the enchanting echoes of the digital domain.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between How provocative Technology Connections YouTube video titles are and The number of postmasters in Hawaii. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"Connecting the Dots: The Provocative Power of Technology YouTube Titles and the Postmaster Predicament in Hawaii"

[[ABSTRACT]]
The relationship between the clickbait nature of YouTube video titles and the employment status of postmasters in Hawaii has been a topic of curiosity and concern. In this research study, we embarked on a quest to uncover the unexpected connection between these seemingly disparate elements. Leveraging cutting-edge AI technology to analyze the clickbait level of Technology Connections YouTube video titles and data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we endeavored to shed light on this intriguing correlation.

Our findings revealed a significant correlation coefficient of 0.9703714 and p < 0.01, indicating a strong relationship between the clickbait quotient of Technology Connections video titles and the number of postmasters in Hawaii from 2015 to 2022. With a statistical connection so robust, it is clear that the allure of tech-themed clickbait transcends the digital realm and reaches into the employment landscape of the Aloha State.

As our team delved deeper into the data, we couldn't help but ponder the question: Are postmasters in Hawaii drawn to their profession due to a passion for sorting packages, or are they simply lured in by the enticing mysteries of technology clickbait titles? As the saying goes, "Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds"—but what about the siren call of captivating YouTube titles? Our research prompts a reimagining of the age-old postal service adage in the digital era.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
In today's digital age, the internet is a vast ocean of information, curiosity, and, of course, clickbait. With the rise of online platforms such as YouTube, the battle to captivate audiences with sensational titles has reached new heights. The proverbial "click" has become the holy grail for content creators, luring unsuspecting viewers into a world of intriguing, enigmatic, and sometimes downright perplexing video titles. It's as if every YouTube title is vying for the coveted attention of viewers, akin to a game of digital cat and mouse. Speaking of which, why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
Meanwhile, in the tranquil paradise of Hawaii, a different kind of mouse is at play—the postmaster. Responsible for overseeing the mail delivery operations across the islands, these stalwart individuals navigate the postal landscape with admirable resolve. However, behind the scenes of swaying palm trees and gentle trade winds, a curious phenomenon has emerged: a correlation between the allure of technology-themed YouTube clickbait and the number of postmasters bustling about their duties. It seems that even amidst the beauty of Hawaii, there's a data-driven conundrum afoot, Aloha-technology-mora anyone?
This research delves into the unexpected entanglement of these two seemingly unrelated realms, seeking to unravel the mystery of how captivating YouTube titles can influence the employment landscape of the Aloha State. As we unravel the threads of this correlation, we find ourselves not only pondering the professional inclinations of postmasters but also the uncanny power of a well-crafted clickbait title. After all, in a world of "10 Unbelievable Ways to Untangle Ethernet Cables," perhaps the allure of technology extends beyond mere entertainment and into the fabric of everyday working life. Just as every good post has its stamp, every captivating clickbait title has a story to tell.

[[RESULTS]]
Our analysis of the data from 2015 to 2022 uncovered a remarkably strong correlation between the clickbait level of Technology Connections YouTube video titles and the number of postmasters in Hawaii. The correlation coefficient of 0.9703714 and an r-squared value of 0.9416206 attest to the robustness of this connection. It's as clear as day: the allure of intriguing YouTube titles and the profession of postmaster in Hawaii are more intertwined than one might expect, like wires in need of untangling—though hopefully with less frustration.
Upon examining the scatterplot (Fig. 1) illustrating the relationship between these two variables, the clustering of data points along a clearly linear trendline provides unequivocal evidence of the correlation. It's almost as if the graph itself were saying, "You've got mail, and a lot of it is tech-themed!"
While the strength of the correlation is undoubtedly compelling, questions inevitably arise. What draws individuals to pursue a career in postmastering in the lush expanse of Hawaii? Could it be the scenery, the sense of community, or—dare we suggest—the magnetic pull of captivating YouTube titles? This all brings a new dimension to the concept of "delivery with a click." It seems Hawaii's postmasters are not just delivering mail but also delivering us to the precipice of an unexpected revelation.
Our findings not only add a novel wrinkle to the understanding of employment trends but also give rise to a new maxim: "Neither alluring YouTube titles nor tranquil island life stays these postmasters from their appointed rounds." It seems that in the realm of occupational preferences, the tantalizing allure of tech-themed clickbait knows no bounds.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our findings have uncovered a compelling association between the clickbait nature of Technology Connections YouTube titles and the number of postmasters in Hawaii. With a correlation coefficient of 0.9703714 and p < 0.01, the strength of this relationship is as clear as a picture-postcard beach on a sunny day. It appears that the allure of tech-themed clickbait extends beyond the digital sphere and seeps into the professional fabric of the Aloha State, much like a persistent Wi-Fi signal on a tropical island.

As we consider the implications of our research, we can't help but wonder: Are postmasters in Hawaii not only masters of mail but also connoisseurs of captivating titles? Perhaps they possess an innate ability to discern the delicate art of clickbait, honed amidst the serene beauty of the Hawaiian islands. It seems that in the game of employment allure, the impactful pull of YouTube titles is not to be underestimated. Why did the postmaster visit art exhibitions? To appreciate the unparalleled skill of clickbait artists.

While our study sheds light on this intriguing correlation, it also encourages a reexamination of the factors that influence occupational preferences. The postmaster's profession, once thought to be impervious to the digital world's siren call, now stands as a testament to the far-reaching impact of captivating YouTube titles. It's a breakthrough that makes one ponder—could this phenomenon extend to other professions on the islands? Perhaps the lure of YouTube titles ripples through the Hawaiian job market like a series of engaging waves.

In light of these revelations, it is evident that no further research is needed in this area. The unprecedented link between provocative technology YouTube titles and the postmaster predicament in Hawaii has been thoroughly explored, leaving no stone unturned in this quirky, yet enlightening, investigation.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Connecting the Dots: The Provocative Power of Technology YouTube Titles and the Postmaster Predicament in Hawaii. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Digital Entanglements and Postal Predicaments


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Connecting the Dots: The Provocative Power of Technology YouTube Titles and the Postmaster Predicament in Hawaii. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Institute for Digital Culture and Postal Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Connecting the Dots: The Provocative Power of Technology YouTube Titles and the Postmaster Predicament in Hawaii with an abstract of The relationship between the clickbait nature of YouTube video titles and the employment status of postmasters in Hawaii has been a topic of curiosity and concern. In this research study, we embarked on a quest to uncover the unexpected connection between these seemingly disparate elements. Leveraging cutting-edge AI technology to analyze the clickbait level of Technology Connections YouTube video titles and data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we endeavored to shed light on this intriguing correlation.
Our findings revealed a significant correlation coefficient of 0.9703714 and p < 0.01, indicating a strong relationship between the clickbait quotient of Technology Connections video titles and the number of postmasters in Hawaii from 2015 to 2022. With a statistical connection so robust, it is clear that the allure of tech-themed clickbait transcends the digital realm and reaches into the employment landscape of the Aloha State.
As our team delved deeper into the data, we couldn't help but ponder the question: Are postmasters in Hawaii drawn to their profession due to a passion for sorting packages, or are they simply lured in by the enticing mysteries of technology clickbait titles? As the saying goes, "Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds"—but what about the siren call of captivating YouTube titles? Our research prompts a reimagining of the age-old postal service adage in the digital era.

ChatGPT:

clickbait, YouTube titles, Technology Connections, postmasters, Hawaii, correlation, AI technology, Bureau of Labor Statistics, statistical connection, employment landscape, postal service, digital era

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How provocative Technology Connections YouTube video titles are
Detailed data title: How provocative Technology Connections YouTube video titles are, as rated by an AI.
Source: AI analysis of YouTube video titles
Additional Info: I asked a large language model, 'On a scale of 1-10, how _______ do you think this YouTube video title is?' for every video.

See what else correlates with How provocative Technology Connections YouTube video titles are

The number of postmasters in Hawaii
Detailed data title: BLS estimate of postmasters and mail superintendents in Hawaii
Source: Bureau of Larbor Statistics
See what else correlates with The number of postmasters in Hawaii

Correlation r = 0.9703714 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.9416206 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 94.2% of the change in the one variable (i.e., The number of postmasters in Hawaii) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., How provocative Technology Connections YouTube video titles are) over the 8 years from 2015 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 6.4E-5. 0.0000635877077148734700000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.97 in 0.0064% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 15,726 random variables Which I absolutely did.
with the same 7 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 7 because we have two variables measured over a period of 8 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.84, 0.99 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
20152016201720182019202020212022
How provocative Technology Connections YouTube video titles are (Provacative score)43.23.16673.13163.253.35713.20833.2632
The number of postmasters in Hawaii (Laborers)7060606060606060




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  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Very low n: There are not many data points included in this analysis. Even if the p-value is high, we should be suspicious of using so few datapoints in a correlation.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([4,3.2,3.1667,3.1316,3.25,3.3571,3.2083,3.2632,])
array_2 = np.array([70,60,60,60,60,60,60,60,])
array_1_name = "How provocative Technology Connections YouTube video titles are"
array_2_name = "The number of postmasters in Hawaii"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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