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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Popularity of the 'fbi agent' meme and the second variable is The number of mathematicians in Colorado.  The chart goes from 2006 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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The 'FBI agent' meme led to a surge in interest in surveillance technology, inadvertently inspiring more people to pursue careers in mathematics to develop advanced encryption methods and outsmart their own hypothetical FBI agents. After all, what better way to keep a tab on your privacy than to outmath the math whizzes at the FBI? As a result, Colorado saw a sudden influx of individuals trading in their ski passes for algorithms, all thanks to the unexpected mathematical consequences of internet humor.

Create a meme inspired by the fbi agent meme that in some way references The number of mathematicians in Colorado. Try to emulate the style of the meme - don’t violate the copyright, just make it look and feel like the original meme.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Popularity of the 'fbi agent' meme caused The number of mathematicians in Colorado to increase.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
The FBI Agent Frenzy and the Flourishing of Function Fanatics: A Funny Foray into Fandom and Formulae in Colorado

The Journal of Whimsical Research and Peculiar Discoveries

Jan 2024

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Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the 'fbi agent' meme and The number of mathematicians in Colorado. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title an alliteration.

Your research team used data from Google Trends and Bureau of Larbor Statistics to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8815814 and p < 0.01 for 2006 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
The FBI Agent Frenzy and the Flourishing of Function Fanatics: A Funny Foray into Fandom and Formulae in Colorado

[[ABSTRACT]]
The internet meme culture has become a prominent aspect of modern society, with various memes capturing the attention and fascination of online communities. In this study, we tackle the unusual yet intriguing question of the potential relationship between the popularity of the 'FBI agent' meme and the number of mathematicians in Colorado. Our goal is to add a touch of humor to the field of statistical analysis and explore the lighthearted side of academic inquiry.

Utilizing data from Google Trends and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we delved into a rather comical investigation, seeking to uncover any meaningful connection between internet memes and the professional landscape of mathematics. In a peculiar twist of fate, our analysis revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8815814 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the years 2006 to 2022. As Albert Einstein once said, "Pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas." It seems that this poetic domain might have a surprising relationship with online humor.

Our findings suggest that the surge in popularity of the 'FBI agent' meme coincides with an increase in the number of mathematicians in the state of Colorado. While this correlation does not imply causation, it opens up whimsical avenues for further exploration, prompting us to ponder whether the allure of clandestine surveillance in the virtual realm somehow sparks an interest in the enigmatic beauty of mathematical equations. One might say it adds a new dimension to the phrase "number crunching."

In conclusion, our study sheds light on the unexpected harmony between internet humor and a seemingly unrelated professional vocation. As researchers, we cannot help but grin at the amusing nature of our discoveries, and we hope that our work sparks a chuckle or two among our scholarly peers. After all, as the saying goes, "Mathematics is the only place where you can buy 64 watermelons and no one wonders why." With this in mind, we look forward to unveiling more comedic corridors in the realm of academic exploration.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the 'fbi agent' meme and The number of mathematicians in Colorado. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The FBI Agent Frenzy and the Flourishing of Function Fanatics: A Funny Foray into Fandom and Formulae in Colorado

[[ABSTRACT]]
The internet meme culture has become a prominent aspect of modern society, with various memes capturing the attention and fascination of online communities. In this study, we tackle the unusual yet intriguing question of the potential relationship between the popularity of the 'FBI agent' meme and the number of mathematicians in Colorado. Our goal is to add a touch of humor to the field of statistical analysis and explore the lighthearted side of academic inquiry.

Utilizing data from Google Trends and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we delved into a rather comical investigation, seeking to uncover any meaningful connection between internet memes and the professional landscape of mathematics. In a peculiar twist of fate, our analysis revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8815814 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the years 2006 to 2022. As Albert Einstein once said, "Pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas." It seems that this poetic domain might have a surprising relationship with online humor.

Our findings suggest that the surge in popularity of the 'FBI agent' meme coincides with an increase in the number of mathematicians in the state of Colorado. While this correlation does not imply causation, it opens up whimsical avenues for further exploration, prompting us to ponder whether the allure of clandestine surveillance in the virtual realm somehow sparks an interest in the enigmatic beauty of mathematical equations. One might say it adds a new dimension to the phrase "number crunching."

In conclusion, our study sheds light on the unexpected harmony between internet humor and a seemingly unrelated professional vocation. As researchers, we cannot help but grin at the amusing nature of our discoveries, and we hope that our work sparks a chuckle or two among our scholarly peers. After all, as the saying goes, "Mathematics is the only place where you can buy 64 watermelons and no one wonders why." With this in mind, we look forward to unveiling more comedic corridors in the realm of academic exploration.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

As the internet continues to burgeon with viral content, memes have become the quintessential vehicle for humor and absurdity, transcending through the digital landscape with unstoppable velocity. This brings us to the curious case of the 'FBI agent' meme – a peculiar phenomenon that has captured the imagination of netizens worldwide. The meme, which humorously suggests that an FBI agent is monitoring an individual's online activities, has sparked a wave of paranoia and amusement in equal measure. One might even say it's surveillance with a side of slapstick – a real "undercover" operation, if you will.

In parallel to the rise of the 'FBI agent' meme, Colorado, known for its stunning natural landscapes and avid outdoor enthusiasts, has also seen a notable increase in the number of individuals diving into the intricacies of mathematics. The state is no stranger to numbers, but this surge in mathematical pursuits is an intriguing development that left us scratching our heads and chuckling simultaneously. It's almost as if the allure of clandestine surveillance and the mystique of mathematical formulas have formed an unexpected partnership – a partnership that might give a whole new meaning to "the sum of all fears."

In this light-hearted foray into statistical exploration, we are compelled to investigate whether there exists a substantial link between the popularity of the 'FBI agent' meme and the proliferation of mathematicians in the Centennial State. This correlation may appear as bizarre as finding pi in a cornfield, but as the saying goes, "Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square."

Our paper aims to bring a dash of levity to the often-serious world of academic research, all the while uncovering any potential connections between internet humor and professional endeavors. We hope that our study provides an enjoyable break from the rigors of scholarly pursuits and tickles the fancy of our esteemed colleagues. After all, as mathematicians like to say, "The problem with math puns is that calculus jokes are all derivative, algebra jokes are usually formulaic, and arithmetic jokes are pretty basic!"

So, join us as we embark on this whimsical journey, aiming to shed a lighthearted, yet illuminating, spotlight on the unlikely fusion of meme culture and the enigmatic world of numbers. As we dig deeper into this intriguing correlation, we are reminded that sometimes, in the realm of research, the most unexpected and amusing connections can surface – much like stumbling upon a square root at a comedy club.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the 'fbi agent' meme and The number of mathematicians in Colorado. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name a few real TV shows that sound like they might be relevant to the topic that you watched as research.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The FBI Agent Frenzy and the Flourishing of Function Fanatics: A Funny Foray into Fandom and Formulae in Colorado

[[ABSTRACT]]
The internet meme culture has become a prominent aspect of modern society, with various memes capturing the attention and fascination of online communities. In this study, we tackle the unusual yet intriguing question of the potential relationship between the popularity of the 'FBI agent' meme and the number of mathematicians in Colorado. Our goal is to add a touch of humor to the field of statistical analysis and explore the lighthearted side of academic inquiry.

Utilizing data from Google Trends and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we delved into a rather comical investigation, seeking to uncover any meaningful connection between internet memes and the professional landscape of mathematics. In a peculiar twist of fate, our analysis revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8815814 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the years 2006 to 2022. As Albert Einstein once said, "Pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas." It seems that this poetic domain might have a surprising relationship with online humor.

Our findings suggest that the surge in popularity of the 'FBI agent' meme coincides with an increase in the number of mathematicians in the state of Colorado. While this correlation does not imply causation, it opens up whimsical avenues for further exploration, prompting us to ponder whether the allure of clandestine surveillance in the virtual realm somehow sparks an interest in the enigmatic beauty of mathematical equations. One might say it adds a new dimension to the phrase "number crunching."

In conclusion, our study sheds light on the unexpected harmony between internet humor and a seemingly unrelated professional vocation. As researchers, we cannot help but grin at the amusing nature of our discoveries, and we hope that our work sparks a chuckle or two among our scholarly peers. After all, as the saying goes, "Mathematics is the only place where you can buy 64 watermelons and no one wonders why." With this in mind, we look forward to unveiling more comedic corridors in the realm of academic exploration.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
As the internet continues to burgeon with viral content, memes have become the quintessential vehicle for humor and absurdity, transcending through the digital landscape with unstoppable velocity. This brings us to the curious case of the 'FBI agent' meme – a peculiar phenomenon that has captured the imagination of netizens worldwide. The meme, which humorously suggests that an FBI agent is monitoring an individual's online activities, has sparked a wave of paranoia and amusement in equal measure. One might even say it's surveillance with a side of slapstick – a real "undercover" operation, if you will.
In parallel to the rise of the 'FBI agent' meme, Colorado, known for its stunning natural landscapes and avid outdoor enthusiasts, has also seen a notable increase in the number of individuals diving into the intricacies of mathematics. The state is no stranger to numbers, but this surge in mathematical pursuits is an intriguing development that left us scratching our heads and chuckling simultaneously. It's almost as if the allure of clandestine surveillance and the mystique of mathematical formulas have formed an unexpected partnership – a partnership that might give a whole new meaning to "the sum of all fears."
In this light-hearted foray into statistical exploration, we are compelled to investigate whether there exists a substantial link between the popularity of the 'FBI agent' meme and the proliferation of mathematicians in the Centennial State. This correlation may appear as bizarre as finding pi in a cornfield, but as the saying goes, "Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square."
Our paper aims to bring a dash of levity to the often-serious world of academic research, all the while uncovering any potential connections between internet humor and professional endeavors. We hope that our study provides an enjoyable break from the rigors of scholarly pursuits and tickles the fancy of our esteemed colleagues. After all, as mathematicians like to say, "The problem with math puns is that calculus jokes are all derivative, algebra jokes are usually formulaic, and arithmetic jokes are pretty basic!"
So, join us as we embark on this whimsical journey, aiming to shed a lighthearted, yet illuminating, spotlight on the unlikely fusion of meme culture and the enigmatic world of numbers. As we dig deeper into this intriguing correlation, we are reminded that sometimes, in the realm of research, the most unexpected and amusing connections can surface – much like stumbling upon a square root at a comedy club.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The relationship between internet memes and professional vocations has been a subject of growing interest in the academic community. The intersection of online humor and real-world occupations presents a unique opportunity for exploring the influence of digital culture on societal trends. In this review, we delve into a selection of literature that provides insights into the connections, or perhaps the comical disconnections, between internet memes and professional pursuits, culminating in our peculiar investigation of the 'FBI agent' meme and the prevalence of mathematicians in Colorado.

Smith et al. (2019) investigate the impact of internet memes on occupational perceptions, revealing how the dissemination of humorous online content can shape public attitudes towards specific professions. Their findings underscore the potential for memes to influence individuals' career aspirations and attitudes towards different fields. It seems that internet humor has the power to transcend the virtual realm and permeate societal perceptions, even when it comes to career choices. It's almost as if memes are wielding a certain "influence" over future professionals – pun intended!

Doe's work (2020) focuses on the psychological effects of internet memes on occupational satisfaction. This study offers an intriguing perspective on how exposure to humorous online content can impact individuals' job satisfaction and overall career outlook. The authors emphasize the role of humor in mediating work-related stress and fostering a positive work environment. As it turns out, a well-timed meme might just hold the key to workplace contentment – it's the meme morale booster we never knew we needed!

Moving beyond the realm of empirical studies, Jones (2018) provides a comprehensive analysis of the cultural significance of internet memes in shaping public discourse. The author discusses the ways in which memes serve as vehicles for conveying societal narratives and influencing collective perceptions. Through its widespread circulation, the 'FBI agent' meme has become a part of this cultural tapestry, weaving its way into public consciousness with a touch of clandestine humor. It's almost as if memes are the modern-day equivalent of folklore – tales of surveillance and statistics passed down through the digital generations.

In addition to scholarly works, a number of non-fiction books offer valuable insights into the dynamics of internet culture and its impact on professional domains. "Spreadable Media" by Henry Jenkins et al. (2013) delves into the mechanisms of content circulation in the digital age, shedding light on the ways in which memes and viral content permeate various facets of society. As we navigate the labyrinth of internet phenomena, it's crucial to recognize the role of memes in shaping not only cultural conversations but also our perceptions of different professions. After all, the 'FBI agent' meme has certainly sparked its fair share of lively dialogues online.

Turning to the realm of fiction, works such as "Snow Crash" by Neal Stephenson and "Ready Player One" by Ernest Cline offer imaginative portrayals of virtual worlds and the cultural currents that flow through them. These narratives, while purely fictional, provide intriguing reflections on the influence of digital culture on societal norms and individual pursuits. In the case of our study, it's as if the 'FBI agent' meme has taken on a life of its own, orchestrating a whimsical dance between online humor and real-world professional curiosities.

Television shows like "The Big Bang Theory" and "Numbers" may not directly address the 'FBI agent' meme or the proliferation of mathematicians in Colorado, but they offer glimpses into the quirky dynamics of academic and mathematical pursuits. Through these portrayals, we gain a lighthearted lens into the world of professional endeavors, where humor and intellectual pursuits intertwine in unexpected ways. It's almost as if the 'FBI agent' meme has found a place among the comical equations and eccentric characters of these shows, adding a touch of whimsy to the serious business of numbers and equations.

As we wade through this blend of scholarly inquiry and whimsical exploration, it becomes evident that the influence of internet culture on professional landscapes is a subject teeming with comedic potential. The 'FBI agent' meme, with its blend of surveillance humor and digital intrigue, has set the stage for a lighthearted examination of the unexpected connections lurking within the virtual corridors of online humor and professional pursuits. It's as if the meme mirthfully beckons us to uncover the humor in the serious and the lighthearted in the scholarly.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the 'fbi agent' meme and The number of mathematicians in Colorado. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Google Trends and Bureau of Larbor Statistics . You used data from 2006 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The FBI Agent Frenzy and the Flourishing of Function Fanatics: A Funny Foray into Fandom and Formulae in Colorado

[[ABSTRACT]]
The internet meme culture has become a prominent aspect of modern society, with various memes capturing the attention and fascination of online communities. In this study, we tackle the unusual yet intriguing question of the potential relationship between the popularity of the 'FBI agent' meme and the number of mathematicians in Colorado. Our goal is to add a touch of humor to the field of statistical analysis and explore the lighthearted side of academic inquiry.

Utilizing data from Google Trends and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we delved into a rather comical investigation, seeking to uncover any meaningful connection between internet memes and the professional landscape of mathematics. In a peculiar twist of fate, our analysis revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8815814 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the years 2006 to 2022. As Albert Einstein once said, "Pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas." It seems that this poetic domain might have a surprising relationship with online humor.

Our findings suggest that the surge in popularity of the 'FBI agent' meme coincides with an increase in the number of mathematicians in the state of Colorado. While this correlation does not imply causation, it opens up whimsical avenues for further exploration, prompting us to ponder whether the allure of clandestine surveillance in the virtual realm somehow sparks an interest in the enigmatic beauty of mathematical equations. One might say it adds a new dimension to the phrase "number crunching."

In conclusion, our study sheds light on the unexpected harmony between internet humor and a seemingly unrelated professional vocation. As researchers, we cannot help but grin at the amusing nature of our discoveries, and we hope that our work sparks a chuckle or two among our scholarly peers. After all, as the saying goes, "Mathematics is the only place where you can buy 64 watermelons and no one wonders why." With this in mind, we look forward to unveiling more comedic corridors in the realm of academic exploration.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
As the internet continues to burgeon with viral content, memes have become the quintessential vehicle for humor and absurdity, transcending through the digital landscape with unstoppable velocity. This brings us to the curious case of the 'FBI agent' meme – a peculiar phenomenon that has captured the imagination of netizens worldwide. The meme, which humorously suggests that an FBI agent is monitoring an individual's online activities, has sparked a wave of paranoia and amusement in equal measure. One might even say it's surveillance with a side of slapstick – a real "undercover" operation, if you will.
In parallel to the rise of the 'FBI agent' meme, Colorado, known for its stunning natural landscapes and avid outdoor enthusiasts, has also seen a notable increase in the number of individuals diving into the intricacies of mathematics. The state is no stranger to numbers, but this surge in mathematical pursuits is an intriguing development that left us scratching our heads and chuckling simultaneously. It's almost as if the allure of clandestine surveillance and the mystique of mathematical formulas have formed an unexpected partnership – a partnership that might give a whole new meaning to "the sum of all fears."
In this light-hearted foray into statistical exploration, we are compelled to investigate whether there exists a substantial link between the popularity of the 'FBI agent' meme and the proliferation of mathematicians in the Centennial State. This correlation may appear as bizarre as finding pi in a cornfield, but as the saying goes, "Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square."
Our paper aims to bring a dash of levity to the often-serious world of academic research, all the while uncovering any potential connections between internet humor and professional endeavors. We hope that our study provides an enjoyable break from the rigors of scholarly pursuits and tickles the fancy of our esteemed colleagues. After all, as mathematicians like to say, "The problem with math puns is that calculus jokes are all derivative, algebra jokes are usually formulaic, and arithmetic jokes are pretty basic!"
So, join us as we embark on this whimsical journey, aiming to shed a lighthearted, yet illuminating, spotlight on the unlikely fusion of meme culture and the enigmatic world of numbers. As we dig deeper into this intriguing correlation, we are reminded that sometimes, in the realm of research, the most unexpected and amusing connections can surface – much like stumbling upon a square root at a comedy club.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To unravel the enigmatic relationship between the skyrocketing popularity of the 'FBI agent' meme and the burgeoning community of number enthusiasts in Colorado, our research team employed a whimsical yet methodical approach. We delved into the depths of the internet, navigating the virtual landscape like intrepid explorers in search of statistical treasure. Picture Indiana Jones, but instead of ancient artifacts, we unearthed data points and meme references. After all, who says statistical analysis can't have a little adventure?

First, we turned to the treasure trove of internet search data in the form of Google Trends. We meticulously collected information on the search interest for the 'FBI agent' meme within the state of Colorado from 2006 to 2022. As we sifted through the digital debris of internet humor, we couldn't help but be amused by the fluctuations in search volume. It was like observing a rollercoaster of online amusement – a statistical amusement park, if you will. In the immortal words of Sir Isaac Newton – "If I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants" – and perhaps a few jesters of the virtual realm.

Once we corralled the 'FBI agent' meme data, we turned our attention to the empirical domain of employment statistics. The Bureau of Labor Statistics served as our compass in navigating the professional landscape of Colorado. We scoured the data for the number of mathematicians, statisticians, and other number-crunching professionals, carefully charting their employment trends over the same period. It was like organizing a numerical orchestra – a symphony of employment figures conducted by the baton of statistical analysis.

With our data in hand, we executed a series of intricate statistical analyses, employing methods as diverse as the Fibonacci sequence. Our toolbox included correlation analyses, time series modeling, and regression techniques, all to uncover any potential connections between the ebb and flow of 'FBI agent' meme popularity and the influx of mathematical mavens in Colorado. As we waded through the sea of numbers, we couldn't help but appreciate the irony of using mathematics to explore the relationship between mathematics and memes. It's like a mathematical matryoshka doll – numbers within numbers, infinitely amusing.

An important note: Despite the humor infused into our research methods, the statistical rigor underlying our analyses remained steadfast. At no point did we compromise the integrity of our investigation – our statistical models were as robust as a fortified castle, impervious to comedic distractions. Just as a comedian carefully crafts a punchline, we meticulously refined our statistical models to extract the essence of any potential correlations, leaving no statistical stone unturned.

Moreover, our research team took great care to account for any extraneous variables that could confound our findings. From climatic peculiarities to the oscillations of internet trends, we diligently controlled for any factors that could skew our results. It was like ensuring the perfect comedic timing – every variable in its place to set the stage for statistical hilarity. And much like a well-crafted punchline, our analyses aimed to elicit a reaction from the academic audience – a mixture of surprise, amusement, and perhaps a knowing chuckle.

In summary, our research methods intertwined the art of online exploration with the precision of statistical analysis, forging a curious amalgamation of humor and empirical rigor. We invite our esteemed colleagues to join us on this statistical safari, as we unveil the peculiar dance between internet memes and the numerical world, harnessing the power of statistics to shed light on this unexpected and comical correlation. After all, as we march forward in this lighthearted journey of inquiry, we are reminded of the potent words of Galileo Galilei – "Mathematics is the language with which God has written the universe" – and perhaps a few mathematical jokes along the way.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the 'fbi agent' meme and The number of mathematicians in Colorado. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Google Trends and Bureau of Larbor Statistics .

For the time period 2006 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.8815814, r-squared of 0.7771858, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The FBI Agent Frenzy and the Flourishing of Function Fanatics: A Funny Foray into Fandom and Formulae in Colorado

[[ABSTRACT]]
The internet meme culture has become a prominent aspect of modern society, with various memes capturing the attention and fascination of online communities. In this study, we tackle the unusual yet intriguing question of the potential relationship between the popularity of the 'FBI agent' meme and the number of mathematicians in Colorado. Our goal is to add a touch of humor to the field of statistical analysis and explore the lighthearted side of academic inquiry.

Utilizing data from Google Trends and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we delved into a rather comical investigation, seeking to uncover any meaningful connection between internet memes and the professional landscape of mathematics. In a peculiar twist of fate, our analysis revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8815814 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the years 2006 to 2022. As Albert Einstein once said, "Pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas." It seems that this poetic domain might have a surprising relationship with online humor.

Our findings suggest that the surge in popularity of the 'FBI agent' meme coincides with an increase in the number of mathematicians in the state of Colorado. While this correlation does not imply causation, it opens up whimsical avenues for further exploration, prompting us to ponder whether the allure of clandestine surveillance in the virtual realm somehow sparks an interest in the enigmatic beauty of mathematical equations. One might say it adds a new dimension to the phrase "number crunching."

In conclusion, our study sheds light on the unexpected harmony between internet humor and a seemingly unrelated professional vocation. As researchers, we cannot help but grin at the amusing nature of our discoveries, and we hope that our work sparks a chuckle or two among our scholarly peers. After all, as the saying goes, "Mathematics is the only place where you can buy 64 watermelons and no one wonders why." With this in mind, we look forward to unveiling more comedic corridors in the realm of academic exploration.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
As the internet continues to burgeon with viral content, memes have become the quintessential vehicle for humor and absurdity, transcending through the digital landscape with unstoppable velocity. This brings us to the curious case of the 'FBI agent' meme – a peculiar phenomenon that has captured the imagination of netizens worldwide. The meme, which humorously suggests that an FBI agent is monitoring an individual's online activities, has sparked a wave of paranoia and amusement in equal measure. One might even say it's surveillance with a side of slapstick – a real "undercover" operation, if you will.
In parallel to the rise of the 'FBI agent' meme, Colorado, known for its stunning natural landscapes and avid outdoor enthusiasts, has also seen a notable increase in the number of individuals diving into the intricacies of mathematics. The state is no stranger to numbers, but this surge in mathematical pursuits is an intriguing development that left us scratching our heads and chuckling simultaneously. It's almost as if the allure of clandestine surveillance and the mystique of mathematical formulas have formed an unexpected partnership – a partnership that might give a whole new meaning to "the sum of all fears."
In this light-hearted foray into statistical exploration, we are compelled to investigate whether there exists a substantial link between the popularity of the 'FBI agent' meme and the proliferation of mathematicians in the Centennial State. This correlation may appear as bizarre as finding pi in a cornfield, but as the saying goes, "Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square."
Our paper aims to bring a dash of levity to the often-serious world of academic research, all the while uncovering any potential connections between internet humor and professional endeavors. We hope that our study provides an enjoyable break from the rigors of scholarly pursuits and tickles the fancy of our esteemed colleagues. After all, as mathematicians like to say, "The problem with math puns is that calculus jokes are all derivative, algebra jokes are usually formulaic, and arithmetic jokes are pretty basic!"
So, join us as we embark on this whimsical journey, aiming to shed a lighthearted, yet illuminating, spotlight on the unlikely fusion of meme culture and the enigmatic world of numbers. As we dig deeper into this intriguing correlation, we are reminded that sometimes, in the realm of research, the most unexpected and amusing connections can surface – much like stumbling upon a square root at a comedy club.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

Our analysis of the relationship between the popularity of the 'FBI agent' meme and the number of mathematicians in Colorado during the period from 2006 to 2022 yielded intriguing results. Despite the seemingly whimsical nature of our investigation, we stumbled upon a substantial correlation coefficient of 0.8815814, an r-squared of 0.7771858, and a p-value of less than 0.01. These findings left us feeling like we had stumbled upon something as surprising as finding a Fibonacci sequence in a sketch comedy show.

Figure 1 displays a scatterplot indicating a strong positive correlation between the two variables. The data points align almost as harmoniously as a perfectly orchestrated symphony, highlighting the synchronicity between the surge in 'FBI agent' meme popularity and the burgeoning community of mathematicians in Colorado. It's almost as if the meme has become a mathematician's favorite formula, surpassing even the allure of π.

Anyone who claims that statistics can't be amusing clearly hasn't seen the amusing correlation we uncovered. Let's just say our findings are as unexpected as a "mean" math teacher moonlighting as a stand-up comedian.

Our study provides a whimsical yet thought-provoking glimpse into the intersection of internet humor and professional inclinations. We hope that our research adds a touch of levity to the scholarly discourse, inspiring fellow academics to find joy in the most unexpected connections. After all, as mathematicians like to say, "Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet."


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the 'fbi agent' meme and The number of mathematicians in Colorado. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
The FBI Agent Frenzy and the Flourishing of Function Fanatics: A Funny Foray into Fandom and Formulae in Colorado

[[ABSTRACT]]
The internet meme culture has become a prominent aspect of modern society, with various memes capturing the attention and fascination of online communities. In this study, we tackle the unusual yet intriguing question of the potential relationship between the popularity of the 'FBI agent' meme and the number of mathematicians in Colorado. Our goal is to add a touch of humor to the field of statistical analysis and explore the lighthearted side of academic inquiry.

Utilizing data from Google Trends and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we delved into a rather comical investigation, seeking to uncover any meaningful connection between internet memes and the professional landscape of mathematics. In a peculiar twist of fate, our analysis revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8815814 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the years 2006 to 2022. As Albert Einstein once said, "Pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas." It seems that this poetic domain might have a surprising relationship with online humor.

Our findings suggest that the surge in popularity of the 'FBI agent' meme coincides with an increase in the number of mathematicians in the state of Colorado. While this correlation does not imply causation, it opens up whimsical avenues for further exploration, prompting us to ponder whether the allure of clandestine surveillance in the virtual realm somehow sparks an interest in the enigmatic beauty of mathematical equations. One might say it adds a new dimension to the phrase "number crunching."

In conclusion, our study sheds light on the unexpected harmony between internet humor and a seemingly unrelated professional vocation. As researchers, we cannot help but grin at the amusing nature of our discoveries, and we hope that our work sparks a chuckle or two among our scholarly peers. After all, as the saying goes, "Mathematics is the only place where you can buy 64 watermelons and no one wonders why." With this in mind, we look forward to unveiling more comedic corridors in the realm of academic exploration.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The relationship between internet memes and professional vocations has been a subject of growing interest in the academic community. The intersection of online humor and real-world occupations presents a unique opportunity for exploring the influence of digital culture on societal trends. In this review, we delve into a selection of literature that provides insights into the connections, or perhaps the comical disconnections, between internet memes and professional pursuits, culminating in our peculiar investigation of the 'FBI agent' meme and the prevalence of mathematicians in Colorado.
Smith et al. (2019) investigate the impact of internet memes on occupational perceptions, revealing how the dissemination of humorous online content can shape public attitudes towards specific professions. Their findings underscore the potential for memes to influence individuals' career aspirations and attitudes towards different fields. It seems that internet humor has the power to transcend the virtual realm and permeate societal perceptions, even when it comes to career choices. It's almost as if memes are wielding a certain "influence" over future professionals – pun intended!
Doe's work (2020) focuses on the psychological effects of internet memes on occupational satisfaction. This study offers an intriguing perspective on how exposure to humorous online content can impact individuals' job satisfaction and overall career outlook. The authors emphasize the role of humor in mediating work-related stress and fostering a positive work environment. As it turns out, a well-timed meme might just hold the key to workplace contentment – it's the meme morale booster we never knew we needed!
Moving beyond the realm of empirical studies, Jones (2018) provides a comprehensive analysis of the cultural significance of internet memes in shaping public discourse. The author discusses the ways in which memes serve as vehicles for conveying societal narratives and influencing collective perceptions. Through its widespread circulation, the 'FBI agent' meme has become a part of this cultural tapestry, weaving its way into public consciousness with a touch of clandestine humor. It's almost as if memes are the modern-day equivalent of folklore – tales of surveillance and statistics passed down through the digital generations.
In addition to scholarly works, a number of non-fiction books offer valuable insights into the dynamics of internet culture and its impact on professional domains. "Spreadable Media" by Henry Jenkins et al. (2013) delves into the mechanisms of content circulation in the digital age, shedding light on the ways in which memes and viral content permeate various facets of society. As we navigate the labyrinth of internet phenomena, it's crucial to recognize the role of memes in shaping not only cultural conversations but also our perceptions of different professions. After all, the 'FBI agent' meme has certainly sparked its fair share of lively dialogues online.
Turning to the realm of fiction, works such as "Snow Crash" by Neal Stephenson and "Ready Player One" by Ernest Cline offer imaginative portrayals of virtual worlds and the cultural currents that flow through them. These narratives, while purely fictional, provide intriguing reflections on the influence of digital culture on societal norms and individual pursuits. In the case of our study, it's as if the 'FBI agent' meme has taken on a life of its own, orchestrating a whimsical dance between online humor and real-world professional curiosities.
Television shows like "The Big Bang Theory" and "Numbers" may not directly address the 'FBI agent' meme or the proliferation of mathematicians in Colorado, but they offer glimpses into the quirky dynamics of academic and mathematical pursuits. Through these portrayals, we gain a lighthearted lens into the world of professional endeavors, where humor and intellectual pursuits intertwine in unexpected ways. It's almost as if the 'FBI agent' meme has found a place among the comical equations and eccentric characters of these shows, adding a touch of whimsy to the serious business of numbers and equations.
As we wade through this blend of scholarly inquiry and whimsical exploration, it becomes evident that the influence of internet culture on professional landscapes is a subject teeming with comedic potential. The 'FBI agent' meme, with its blend of surveillance humor and digital intrigue, has set the stage for a lighthearted examination of the unexpected connections lurking within the virtual corridors of online humor and professional pursuits. It's as if the meme mirthfully beckons us to uncover the humor in the serious and the lighthearted in the scholarly.

[[RESULTS]]
Our analysis of the relationship between the popularity of the 'FBI agent' meme and the number of mathematicians in Colorado during the period from 2006 to 2022 yielded intriguing results. Despite the seemingly whimsical nature of our investigation, we stumbled upon a substantial correlation coefficient of 0.8815814, an r-squared of 0.7771858, and a p-value of less than 0.01. These findings left us feeling like we had stumbled upon something as surprising as finding a Fibonacci sequence in a sketch comedy show.
Figure 1 displays a scatterplot indicating a strong positive correlation between the two variables. The data points align almost as harmoniously as a perfectly orchestrated symphony, highlighting the synchronicity between the surge in 'FBI agent' meme popularity and the burgeoning community of mathematicians in Colorado. It's almost as if the meme has become a mathematician's favorite formula, surpassing even the allure of π.
Anyone who claims that statistics can't be amusing clearly hasn't seen the amusing correlation we uncovered. Let's just say our findings are as unexpected as a "mean" math teacher moonlighting as a stand-up comedian.
Our study provides a whimsical yet thought-provoking glimpse into the intersection of internet humor and professional inclinations. We hope that our research adds a touch of levity to the scholarly discourse, inspiring fellow academics to find joy in the most unexpected connections. After all, as mathematicians like to say, "Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet."

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

Our investigation into the correlation between the popularity of the 'FBI agent' meme and the number of mathematicians in Colorado has unraveled a surprisingly robust connection, akin to stumbling upon a punchline in the middle of a mathematical theorem. The results of our study align with prior research suggesting that internet memes may exert a profound influence on occupational trends, infusing the professional landscape with unexpected humor and intrigue. It's almost as if the 'FBI agent' meme has donned a Sherlock Holmes hat and led us to an altogether unexpected deduction.

The correlation coefficient of 0.8815814 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period from 2006 to 2022 point to a compelling relationship between virtual humor and real-world professional pursuits. Just as a well-placed pun can elicit an unexpected chuckle, our findings emphasize the potential for internet memes to influence career trajectories and occupational landscapes. It's almost as if the 'FBI agent' meme has emerged as a catalyst for a comedic confluence of virtual whimsy and professional passions, turning the spotlight on the lighthearted side of statistical inquiry.

Building upon the foundations laid by scholars such as Smith et al. (2019) and Doe (2020), our study reinforces the notion that internet memes can permeate societal perceptions and attitudes towards specific professions. As we unravel the surprising synergy between the 'FBI agent' meme and the mathematical minds of Colorado, it's clear that humor has carved out its own niche in the realm of professional aspirations. One might say that our findings bring new meaning to the phrase "the number of mathematicians is multiplying."

The scatterplot depicting the alignment of data points between meme popularity and the mathematician population teases out a comedic symphony of correlation, illustrating the resonance between virtual amusement and the allure of mathematical pursuits. It's almost as if the 'FBI agent' meme has become the unexpected protagonist in a mathematical mystery, weaving a narrative that leads us to uncover the whimsy hidden within professional landscapes. Our insights buoy the notion that the virtual corridors of internet humor harbor unforeseen connections to real-world vocations, evoking a sensation akin to stumbling upon a punchline at a conference on statistical analysis.

In conclusion, our study amplifies the lighthearted cadence of academic inquiry, infusing the scholarly discourse with a touch of whimsy that mirrors the interplay between internet humor and professional inclinations. As we continue to unravel the humorous threads linking virtual jests and real-world endeavors, let us remember that in the world of statistical analysis, unexpected correlations can elicit a well-deserved grin. After all, as mathematicians like to say, "Geometry is 'pointless' if it doesn't leave you in stitches."


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the 'fbi agent' meme and The number of mathematicians in Colorado. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
The FBI Agent Frenzy and the Flourishing of Function Fanatics: A Funny Foray into Fandom and Formulae in Colorado

[[ABSTRACT]]
The internet meme culture has become a prominent aspect of modern society, with various memes capturing the attention and fascination of online communities. In this study, we tackle the unusual yet intriguing question of the potential relationship between the popularity of the 'FBI agent' meme and the number of mathematicians in Colorado. Our goal is to add a touch of humor to the field of statistical analysis and explore the lighthearted side of academic inquiry.

Utilizing data from Google Trends and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we delved into a rather comical investigation, seeking to uncover any meaningful connection between internet memes and the professional landscape of mathematics. In a peculiar twist of fate, our analysis revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8815814 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the years 2006 to 2022. As Albert Einstein once said, "Pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas." It seems that this poetic domain might have a surprising relationship with online humor.

Our findings suggest that the surge in popularity of the 'FBI agent' meme coincides with an increase in the number of mathematicians in the state of Colorado. While this correlation does not imply causation, it opens up whimsical avenues for further exploration, prompting us to ponder whether the allure of clandestine surveillance in the virtual realm somehow sparks an interest in the enigmatic beauty of mathematical equations. One might say it adds a new dimension to the phrase "number crunching."

In conclusion, our study sheds light on the unexpected harmony between internet humor and a seemingly unrelated professional vocation. As researchers, we cannot help but grin at the amusing nature of our discoveries, and we hope that our work sparks a chuckle or two among our scholarly peers. After all, as the saying goes, "Mathematics is the only place where you can buy 64 watermelons and no one wonders why." With this in mind, we look forward to unveiling more comedic corridors in the realm of academic exploration.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
As the internet continues to burgeon with viral content, memes have become the quintessential vehicle for humor and absurdity, transcending through the digital landscape with unstoppable velocity. This brings us to the curious case of the 'FBI agent' meme – a peculiar phenomenon that has captured the imagination of netizens worldwide. The meme, which humorously suggests that an FBI agent is monitoring an individual's online activities, has sparked a wave of paranoia and amusement in equal measure. One might even say it's surveillance with a side of slapstick – a real "undercover" operation, if you will.
In parallel to the rise of the 'FBI agent' meme, Colorado, known for its stunning natural landscapes and avid outdoor enthusiasts, has also seen a notable increase in the number of individuals diving into the intricacies of mathematics. The state is no stranger to numbers, but this surge in mathematical pursuits is an intriguing development that left us scratching our heads and chuckling simultaneously. It's almost as if the allure of clandestine surveillance and the mystique of mathematical formulas have formed an unexpected partnership – a partnership that might give a whole new meaning to "the sum of all fears."
In this light-hearted foray into statistical exploration, we are compelled to investigate whether there exists a substantial link between the popularity of the 'FBI agent' meme and the proliferation of mathematicians in the Centennial State. This correlation may appear as bizarre as finding pi in a cornfield, but as the saying goes, "Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square."
Our paper aims to bring a dash of levity to the often-serious world of academic research, all the while uncovering any potential connections between internet humor and professional endeavors. We hope that our study provides an enjoyable break from the rigors of scholarly pursuits and tickles the fancy of our esteemed colleagues. After all, as mathematicians like to say, "The problem with math puns is that calculus jokes are all derivative, algebra jokes are usually formulaic, and arithmetic jokes are pretty basic!"
So, join us as we embark on this whimsical journey, aiming to shed a lighthearted, yet illuminating, spotlight on the unlikely fusion of meme culture and the enigmatic world of numbers. As we dig deeper into this intriguing correlation, we are reminded that sometimes, in the realm of research, the most unexpected and amusing connections can surface – much like stumbling upon a square root at a comedy club.

[[RESULTS]]
Our analysis of the relationship between the popularity of the 'FBI agent' meme and the number of mathematicians in Colorado during the period from 2006 to 2022 yielded intriguing results. Despite the seemingly whimsical nature of our investigation, we stumbled upon a substantial correlation coefficient of 0.8815814, an r-squared of 0.7771858, and a p-value of less than 0.01. These findings left us feeling like we had stumbled upon something as surprising as finding a Fibonacci sequence in a sketch comedy show.
Figure 1 displays a scatterplot indicating a strong positive correlation between the two variables. The data points align almost as harmoniously as a perfectly orchestrated symphony, highlighting the synchronicity between the surge in 'FBI agent' meme popularity and the burgeoning community of mathematicians in Colorado. It's almost as if the meme has become a mathematician's favorite formula, surpassing even the allure of π.
Anyone who claims that statistics can't be amusing clearly hasn't seen the amusing correlation we uncovered. Let's just say our findings are as unexpected as a "mean" math teacher moonlighting as a stand-up comedian.
Our study provides a whimsical yet thought-provoking glimpse into the intersection of internet humor and professional inclinations. We hope that our research adds a touch of levity to the scholarly discourse, inspiring fellow academics to find joy in the most unexpected connections. After all, as mathematicians like to say, "Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet."

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In wrapping up our lighthearted exploration of the peculiar affinity between the 'FBI agent' meme and the surge in the number of mathematicians in Colorado, we find ourselves at an intersection of humor and mathematical marvels. The significant correlation coefficient and p-value we unearthed paint a picture as unexpected as finding a cosine function at a comedy club – a delightful surprise indeed.

Our findings suggest that the virtual hijinks of the 'FBI agent' meme seem to hold an intriguing connection with the burgeoning community of mathematicians in Colorado. Perhaps, as mathematicians say, "Some people are like abstract algebra. You look at their subgroups and wonder what normalcies do they have left." This juxtaposition of internet humor and professional pursuits unveils a connection as unexpected as finding a fractal pattern in a funny bone.

In the spirit of academic inquiry with a dose of levity, we cannot resist sharing a dad joke that encapsulates the essence of our research: "I told my friend 10 jokes about mathematicians. Sadly, he didn't get any of them. He must have been too immersed in integer-tainment."

As we tie a whimsical bow on our findings, it's evident that no more research is needed in this particular area. Our study stands as a testament to the delightful surprises that await in the confluence of online amusement and professional landscapes. And in the immortal words of Sir Isaac Newton, "If I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of meme giants."

Ah, what a delightfully unexpected journey this has been!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited The FBI Agent Frenzy and the Flourishing of Function Fanatics: A Funny Foray into Fandom and Formulae in Colorado. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Whimsical Research and Peculiar Discoveries


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited The FBI Agent Frenzy and the Flourishing of Function Fanatics: A Funny Foray into Fandom and Formulae in Colorado. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The United Society for Zany Zymurgy and Zealous Zoology (USZZZZ)


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled The FBI Agent Frenzy and the Flourishing of Function Fanatics: A Funny Foray into Fandom and Formulae in Colorado with an abstract of The internet meme culture has become a prominent aspect of modern society, with various memes capturing the attention and fascination of online communities. In this study, we tackle the unusual yet intriguing question of the potential relationship between the popularity of the 'FBI agent' meme and the number of mathematicians in Colorado. Our goal is to add a touch of humor to the field of statistical analysis and explore the lighthearted side of academic inquiry.
Utilizing data from Google Trends and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we delved into a rather comical investigation, seeking to uncover any meaningful connection between internet memes and the professional landscape of mathematics. In a peculiar twist of fate, our analysis revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8815814 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the years 2006 to 2022. As Albert Einstein once said, "Pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas." It seems that this poetic domain might have a surprising relationship with online humor.
Our findings suggest that the surge in popularity of the 'FBI agent' meme coincides with an increase in the number of mathematicians in the state of Colorado. While this correlation does not imply causation, it opens up whimsical avenues for further exploration, prompting us to ponder whether the allure of clandestine surveillance in the virtual realm somehow sparks an interest in the enigmatic beauty of mathematical equations. One might say it adds a new dimension to the phrase "number crunching."
In conclusion, our study sheds light on the unexpected harmony between internet humor and a seemingly unrelated professional vocation. As researchers, we cannot help but grin at the amusing nature of our discoveries, and we hope that our work sparks a chuckle or two among our scholarly peers. After all, as the saying goes, "Mathematics is the only place where you can buy 64 watermelons and no one wonders why." With this in mind, we look forward to unveiling more comedic corridors in the realm of academic exploration.

ChatGPT:

FBI agent meme, mathematicians in Colorado, correlation between memes and professional landscape, internet meme culture, statistical analysis, Bureau of Labor Statistics, Google Trends, relationship between internet humor and professional vocation, humorous academic inquiry

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Data details

Popularity of the 'fbi agent' meme
Detailed data title: Relative volume of Google searches for 'fbi agent meme' (without quotes, in the United States)
Source: Google Trends
Additional Info: Relative search volume is a unique Google thing; the shape of the chart is accurate but the actual numbers are meaningless.

See what else correlates with Popularity of the 'fbi agent' meme

The number of mathematicians in Colorado
Detailed data title: BLS estimate of mathematicians in Colorado
Source: Bureau of Larbor Statistics
See what else correlates with The number of mathematicians in Colorado

Correlation r = 0.8815814 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.7771858 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 77.7% of the change in the one variable (i.e., The number of mathematicians in Colorado) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Popularity of the 'fbi agent' meme) over the 17 years from 2006 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 2.9E-6. 0.0000029100475249119650000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.88 in 0.00029% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 343,637 random variables You don't actually need 343 thousand variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 16 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 16 because we have two variables measured over a period of 17 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.7, 0.96 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
20062007200820092010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
Popularity of the 'fbi agent' meme (Relative popularity)3.636360.1252.62553.3751.42.41.666671.250.51.2129.833316.916718.08331412.4167
The number of mathematicians in Colorado (Mathematicians)4040404040404040404030408060905070




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,237 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 636,906,169 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([3.63636,0.125,2.625,5,3.375,1.4,2.4,1.66667,1.25,0.5,1.2,1,29.8333,16.9167,18.0833,14,12.4167,])
array_2 = np.array([40,40,40,40,40,40,40,40,40,40,30,40,80,60,90,50,70,])
array_1_name = "Popularity of the 'fbi agent' meme"
array_2_name = "The number of mathematicians in Colorado"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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