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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Popularity of the first name Nautica and the second variable is Air pollution in Johnstown, Pennsylvania.  The chart goes from 1992 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As the name Nautica gained popularity, more parents were drawn to nautical-themed baby products. This led to a surge in demand for toy boats and miniature submarines, which were predominantly made of plastic. The production of these items in factories resulted in higher emissions of pollutants, ultimately contributing to an increase in air pollution in Johnstown, Pennsylvania.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: [Suddenly, an intense storm brews above Johnstown, Pennsylvania. The sky darkens as powerful winds whip across the landscape, and a torrential downpour ensues. Amidst the chaos, towering smokestacks of the toy boat and miniature submarine factories release billows of noxious black smoke, adding to the already polluted atmosphere. In the foreground, a miniature plastic submarine bobs in a rain-filled puddle, highlighting the tragic irony of a nautical-themed toy juxtaposed against the environmental damage caused by its production.] The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Popularity of the first name Nautica and Air pollution in Johnstown, Pennsylvania. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Low poly Scalar art Glitch art A Discovery magazine cover image Sci-fi fantacy
ChatGPT: Sci-fi fantasy

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Popularity of the first name Nautica and Air pollution in Johnstown, Pennsylvania, in the following situation: As the name Nautica gained popularity, more parents were drawn to nautical-themed baby products. This led to a surge in demand for toy boats and miniature submarines, which were predominantly made of plastic. The production of these items in factories resulted in higher emissions of pollutants, ultimately contributing to an increase in air pollution in Johnstown, Pennsylvania.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In Johnstown, Pennsylvania, as the name Nautica rose in popularity, more parents decorated nurseries with nautical-themed items. This led to an increase in demand for toy boats and miniature submarines made of plastic. The factories producing these items emitted more pollutants, contributing to increased air pollution in the city.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Sci-fi fantasy ] and depicting this scene: In Johnstown, Pennsylvania, as the name Nautica rose in popularity, more parents decorated nurseries with nautical-themed items. This led to an increase in demand for toy boats and miniature submarines made of plastic. The factories producing these items emitted more pollutants, contributing to increased air pollution in the city. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: [Suddenly, an intense storm brews above Johnstown, Pennsylvania. The sky darkens as powerful winds whip across the landscape, and a torrential downpour ensues. Amidst the chaos, towering smokestacks of the toy boat and miniature submarine factories release billows of noxious black smoke, adding to the already polluted atmosphere. In the foreground, a miniature plastic submarine bobs in a rain-filled puddle, highlighting the tragic irony of a nautical-themed toy juxtaposed against the environmental damage caused by its production.]

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how increases in Popularity of the first name Nautica positively influenced Air pollution in Johnstown, Pennsylvania.\Make it sound serious until the end.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Nautica: Sailing through Smog - A Novel Correlation Between Name Popularity and Air Quality in Johnstown, Pennsylvania

Journal of Ecological Urbanism

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Nautica and Air pollution in Johnstown, Pennsylvania. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title punny if you can come up with clever pun. If not, make it sound serious.

Your research team used data from US Social Security Administration and Environmental Protection Agency to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8776420 and p < 0.01 for 1992 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Nautica: Sailing through Smog - A Novel Correlation Between Name Popularity and Air Quality in Johnstown, Pennsylvania"

[[ABSTRACT]]
The investigation into the relationship between the prevalence of the name Nautica and air pollution levels in Johnstown, Pennsylvania has unveiled intriguing findings that may leave you gasping for air. Utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration and the Environmental Protection Agency, our study sought to determine whether there exists a substantial link between the frequency of the nautical moniker and the atmospheric quality in the Johnstown area.

Our research team was buoyed by the discovery of a significant correlation coefficient of 0.8776420 and a compelling p-value of less than 0.01 for the years spanning 1992 to 2022. These results bear the weight of legitimacy, indicating a robust association between the name Nautica and air pollution in the region. It seems that the air in Johnstown may have a penchant for salty sea breezes, or perhaps a strong affinity for nautical themes.

Our findings invite a myriad of intriguing questions, ranging from potential psychological influences on name selection to the peculiar atmospheric dynamics specific to regions bearing the name Johnstown. The correlation uncovered serves as a beacon, guiding future research towards unraveling the complex interplay between nomenclature trends and environmental phenomena. As we embark on this scholarly voyage, let us not lose sight of the fact that it's not just the data that's full of hot air!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Nautica and Air pollution in Johnstown, Pennsylvania. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Nautica: Sailing through Smog - A Novel Correlation Between Name Popularity and Air Quality in Johnstown, Pennsylvania"

[[ABSTRACT]]
The investigation into the relationship between the prevalence of the name Nautica and air pollution levels in Johnstown, Pennsylvania has unveiled intriguing findings that may leave you gasping for air. Utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration and the Environmental Protection Agency, our study sought to determine whether there exists a substantial link between the frequency of the nautical moniker and the atmospheric quality in the Johnstown area.

Our research team was buoyed by the discovery of a significant correlation coefficient of 0.8776420 and a compelling p-value of less than 0.01 for the years spanning 1992 to 2022. These results bear the weight of legitimacy, indicating a robust association between the name Nautica and air pollution in the region. It seems that the air in Johnstown may have a penchant for salty sea breezes, or perhaps a strong affinity for nautical themes.

Our findings invite a myriad of intriguing questions, ranging from potential psychological influences on name selection to the peculiar atmospheric dynamics specific to regions bearing the name Johnstown. The correlation uncovered serves as a beacon, guiding future research towards unraveling the complex interplay between nomenclature trends and environmental phenomena. As we embark on this scholarly voyage, let us not lose sight of the fact that it's not just the data that's full of hot air!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

Ahoy there, fellow researchers and aficionados of all things nautical! Prepare to be swept away by the curious and comical connection between the popularity of the first name "Nautica" and the atmospheric quality in the charming city of Johnstown, Pennsylvania. As we delve into this ocean of data, we aim to navigate the murky waters of correlation and causation, all while keeping our wits about us like seasoned sailors.

The winds of research have blown us toward the intriguing question of whether there exists a substantial link between the frequency of the name "Nautica" and the air pollution levels in our beloved Johnstown. One might say we've set sail on a mission to uncover the paradoxical relationship between a namesake that conjures images of the open sea and the less romantic reality of urban smog. It seems that Nauticas bring more than just a penchant for nautical themes; they may also carry a gust of air pollution statistics with them!

Now, to address the elephant in the room (or should I say the narwhal in the room?): Why Nautica? The name itself evokes images of pristine oceans, billowing sails, and the salty kiss of sea spray – not exactly the imagery that typically comes to mind when conjuring thoughts of industrial cities. But bear with us, as we navigate this sea of data to uncover the hidden treasures of correlation between name preference and atmospheric conditions. One might even say we're embarking on a "nautical adventure" of sorts – and no, the puns won't be stopping anytime soon.

So, grab your compass and prepare to set sail with us as we explore the curious correlation between a name that sounds like ocean waves and air pollution levels that may leave you wheezing. After all, it's not every day that you find yourself probing the mysteries of nomenclature and environmental phenomena in a city known for its industrial heritage and its residents, some of whom may be named after the very elements that define life at sea. It's safe to say this research is making quite a splash in the academic world – pun definitely intended.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Nautica and Air pollution in Johnstown, Pennsylvania. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then you might move on to cartoons and children's shows that you watched for research.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Nautica: Sailing through Smog - A Novel Correlation Between Name Popularity and Air Quality in Johnstown, Pennsylvania"

[[ABSTRACT]]
The investigation into the relationship between the prevalence of the name Nautica and air pollution levels in Johnstown, Pennsylvania has unveiled intriguing findings that may leave you gasping for air. Utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration and the Environmental Protection Agency, our study sought to determine whether there exists a substantial link between the frequency of the nautical moniker and the atmospheric quality in the Johnstown area.

Our research team was buoyed by the discovery of a significant correlation coefficient of 0.8776420 and a compelling p-value of less than 0.01 for the years spanning 1992 to 2022. These results bear the weight of legitimacy, indicating a robust association between the name Nautica and air pollution in the region. It seems that the air in Johnstown may have a penchant for salty sea breezes, or perhaps a strong affinity for nautical themes.

Our findings invite a myriad of intriguing questions, ranging from potential psychological influences on name selection to the peculiar atmospheric dynamics specific to regions bearing the name Johnstown. The correlation uncovered serves as a beacon, guiding future research towards unraveling the complex interplay between nomenclature trends and environmental phenomena. As we embark on this scholarly voyage, let us not lose sight of the fact that it's not just the data that's full of hot air!

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Ahoy there, fellow researchers and aficionados of all things nautical! Prepare to be swept away by the curious and comical connection between the popularity of the first name "Nautica" and the atmospheric quality in the charming city of Johnstown, Pennsylvania. As we delve into this ocean of data, we aim to navigate the murky waters of correlation and causation, all while keeping our wits about us like seasoned sailors.
The winds of research have blown us toward the intriguing question of whether there exists a substantial link between the frequency of the name "Nautica" and the air pollution levels in our beloved Johnstown. One might say we've set sail on a mission to uncover the paradoxical relationship between a namesake that conjures images of the open sea and the less romantic reality of urban smog. It seems that Nauticas bring more than just a penchant for nautical themes; they may also carry a gust of air pollution statistics with them!
Now, to address the elephant in the room (or should I say the narwhal in the room?): Why Nautica? The name itself evokes images of pristine oceans, billowing sails, and the salty kiss of sea spray – not exactly the imagery that typically comes to mind when conjuring thoughts of industrial cities. But bear with us, as we navigate this sea of data to uncover the hidden treasures of correlation between name preference and atmospheric conditions. One might even say we're embarking on a "nautical adventure" of sorts – and no, the puns won't be stopping anytime soon.
So, grab your compass and prepare to set sail with us as we explore the curious correlation between a name that sounds like ocean waves and air pollution levels that may leave you wheezing. After all, it's not every day that you find yourself probing the mysteries of nomenclature and environmental phenomena in a city known for its industrial heritage and its residents, some of whom may be named after the very elements that define life at sea. It's safe to say this research is making quite a splash in the academic world – pun definitely intended.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The investigation into the relationship between the prevalence of the name Nautica and air pollution levels in Johnstown, Pennsylvania has inspired a tidal wave of inquiries and theories, engulfing our understanding of nomenclature trends and environmental influences. In "Names and Numbers," Smith posits that baby names can indeed influence socioeconomic success, but what about their impact on atmospheric conditions? The answer may be more "up in the air" than we initially thought.

Moving from the serious waters of academic research to the buoyant waves of popular literature, "How to Name Your Baby" by Davis and "The Baby Name Wizard" by Wattenberg offer intriguing insights into the psychology and societal influences behind baby naming. One might wonder whether the parents of little Nauticas were subconsciously advocating for cleaner, salt-infused air or simply had a penchant for all things nautical.

Venturing further into the literary ocean, the fictional works "Moby-Dick" by Herman Melville and "Life of Pi" by Yann Martel beckon us to explore the depths of maritime lore and the enigmatic connections between human existence and the vast expanses of the sea. While these tales may not directly reference air pollution in Johnstown, the symbolic resonance of the ocean and its parallels to our findings cannot be dismissed – we may be on the brink of uncovering the white whale of name-environment correlations!

As we delve deeper into the whimsical shallows of literature, the animated series "SpongeBob SquarePants" and "The Little Mermaid," with its enchanting undersea world, beckon us with their portrayal of marine life. Could it be that our little Nauticas are unwittingly carrying with them the spirited essence of a vibrant and unpolluted aquatic existence? As we plunge into the frothy seas of correlation, we mustn't forget to stay afloat amidst the waves of whimsy and wonder – after all, it would be a shame to sink like a lead ship of hypotheses in this ocean of research.

So, as we hoist our quirky flag of academic curiosity, let us chart our course with a dose of humor and an anchor of skepticism, prepared to weather the stormy seas of scholarly inquiry as we navigate the uncharted waters where names and atmospheric phenomena collide. And remember, when in doubt, "sea" what I did there!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Nautica and Air pollution in Johnstown, Pennsylvania. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from US Social Security Administration and Environmental Protection Agency . You used data from 1992 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Nautica: Sailing through Smog - A Novel Correlation Between Name Popularity and Air Quality in Johnstown, Pennsylvania"

[[ABSTRACT]]
The investigation into the relationship between the prevalence of the name Nautica and air pollution levels in Johnstown, Pennsylvania has unveiled intriguing findings that may leave you gasping for air. Utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration and the Environmental Protection Agency, our study sought to determine whether there exists a substantial link between the frequency of the nautical moniker and the atmospheric quality in the Johnstown area.

Our research team was buoyed by the discovery of a significant correlation coefficient of 0.8776420 and a compelling p-value of less than 0.01 for the years spanning 1992 to 2022. These results bear the weight of legitimacy, indicating a robust association between the name Nautica and air pollution in the region. It seems that the air in Johnstown may have a penchant for salty sea breezes, or perhaps a strong affinity for nautical themes.

Our findings invite a myriad of intriguing questions, ranging from potential psychological influences on name selection to the peculiar atmospheric dynamics specific to regions bearing the name Johnstown. The correlation uncovered serves as a beacon, guiding future research towards unraveling the complex interplay between nomenclature trends and environmental phenomena. As we embark on this scholarly voyage, let us not lose sight of the fact that it's not just the data that's full of hot air!

[[INTRODUCTION]]
Ahoy there, fellow researchers and aficionados of all things nautical! Prepare to be swept away by the curious and comical connection between the popularity of the first name "Nautica" and the atmospheric quality in the charming city of Johnstown, Pennsylvania. As we delve into this ocean of data, we aim to navigate the murky waters of correlation and causation, all while keeping our wits about us like seasoned sailors.
The winds of research have blown us toward the intriguing question of whether there exists a substantial link between the frequency of the name "Nautica" and the air pollution levels in our beloved Johnstown. One might say we've set sail on a mission to uncover the paradoxical relationship between a namesake that conjures images of the open sea and the less romantic reality of urban smog. It seems that Nauticas bring more than just a penchant for nautical themes; they may also carry a gust of air pollution statistics with them!
Now, to address the elephant in the room (or should I say the narwhal in the room?): Why Nautica? The name itself evokes images of pristine oceans, billowing sails, and the salty kiss of sea spray – not exactly the imagery that typically comes to mind when conjuring thoughts of industrial cities. But bear with us, as we navigate this sea of data to uncover the hidden treasures of correlation between name preference and atmospheric conditions. One might even say we're embarking on a "nautical adventure" of sorts – and no, the puns won't be stopping anytime soon.
So, grab your compass and prepare to set sail with us as we explore the curious correlation between a name that sounds like ocean waves and air pollution levels that may leave you wheezing. After all, it's not every day that you find yourself probing the mysteries of nomenclature and environmental phenomena in a city known for its industrial heritage and its residents, some of whom may be named after the very elements that define life at sea. It's safe to say this research is making quite a splash in the academic world – pun definitely intended.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To unravel the enigmatic link between the popularity of the name Nautica and the atmospheric quality in Johnstown, Pennsylvania, our research team embarked on a voyage of data collection and analysis that would make even the most intrepid sea captain proud. With our trusty sextants—ahem, I mean statistical software—and the bounty of information from the US Social Security Administration and the Environmental Protection Agency, we set out to chart the course of this unique correlation.

First, we scoured the vast database of the US Social Security Administration for the frequency of the first name Nautica from 1992 to 2022. "Nautica," a name redolent of sun-kissed waves and maritime adventures, appeared with intriguing consistency in our records. It seems this name, like an ocean tide, has ebbed and flowed in popularity over the years. One might say it almost has a "current" appeal—ocean currents, that is.

Next, we turned our attention to the treasure trove of air quality data provided by the Environmental Protection Agency. The atmospheric conditions in Johnstown, Pennsylvania, were meticulously monitored, offering a glimpse into the ebb and flow of air pollution levels over the same time period. We were struck by the dichotomy between the tranquil imagery evoked by the name Nautica and the less-than-zen state of the air in Johnstown. It's almost as if a stowaway gust of pollution sneaked aboard the good ship Nautica!

Now, here's where things get a bit, shall we say, whimsical. In our quest for nautical correlation, we embraced the spirit of the sea by employing a method we affectionately dubbed the "Buoyancy-based Regressive Atmospheric Wave Index" (BRAWI). We won't dive too deep into the details, but let's just say that BRAWI encapsulates the undulating nature of both name popularity and air pollution levels, offering a wave of insight into their intertwined dynamics. It's the kind of data magic that could almost make Poseidon jealous!

In addition to the sea-soned statistical analyses, we also navigated through a storm of potential confounding variables, ensuring that our findings didn't become lost at sea in a tempest of spurious correlations. We meticulously adjusted our models to stay on course and avoid drifting into treacherous waters of statistical misinterpretation. After all, we wouldn't want to be anchored to erroneous conclusions.

After hoisting the sails of rigorous statistical analysis, we finally docked at a resounding correlation coefficient of 0.8776420 and a p-value that made even the most skeptical landlubber raise their eyebrows. The connection between the name Nautica and the air pollution in Johnstown was clear—a finding as surprising as finding a message in a bottle from a friendly statistical oceanographer.

Our methodology, although buoyed by a sense of humor and puns aplenty, was anchored in the rigors of robust statistical techniques and careful consideration of potential biases. As we weigh anchor and proceed to the presentation of our findings, we invite you to join us on this scholarly voyage, where the only thing deeper than the data are the ocean depths themselves!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Nautica and Air pollution in Johnstown, Pennsylvania. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from US Social Security Administration and Environmental Protection Agency .

For the time period 1992 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.8776420, r-squared of 0.7702555, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Nautica: Sailing through Smog - A Novel Correlation Between Name Popularity and Air Quality in Johnstown, Pennsylvania"

[[ABSTRACT]]
The investigation into the relationship between the prevalence of the name Nautica and air pollution levels in Johnstown, Pennsylvania has unveiled intriguing findings that may leave you gasping for air. Utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration and the Environmental Protection Agency, our study sought to determine whether there exists a substantial link between the frequency of the nautical moniker and the atmospheric quality in the Johnstown area.

Our research team was buoyed by the discovery of a significant correlation coefficient of 0.8776420 and a compelling p-value of less than 0.01 for the years spanning 1992 to 2022. These results bear the weight of legitimacy, indicating a robust association between the name Nautica and air pollution in the region. It seems that the air in Johnstown may have a penchant for salty sea breezes, or perhaps a strong affinity for nautical themes.

Our findings invite a myriad of intriguing questions, ranging from potential psychological influences on name selection to the peculiar atmospheric dynamics specific to regions bearing the name Johnstown. The correlation uncovered serves as a beacon, guiding future research towards unraveling the complex interplay between nomenclature trends and environmental phenomena. As we embark on this scholarly voyage, let us not lose sight of the fact that it's not just the data that's full of hot air!

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Ahoy there, fellow researchers and aficionados of all things nautical! Prepare to be swept away by the curious and comical connection between the popularity of the first name "Nautica" and the atmospheric quality in the charming city of Johnstown, Pennsylvania. As we delve into this ocean of data, we aim to navigate the murky waters of correlation and causation, all while keeping our wits about us like seasoned sailors.
The winds of research have blown us toward the intriguing question of whether there exists a substantial link between the frequency of the name "Nautica" and the air pollution levels in our beloved Johnstown. One might say we've set sail on a mission to uncover the paradoxical relationship between a namesake that conjures images of the open sea and the less romantic reality of urban smog. It seems that Nauticas bring more than just a penchant for nautical themes; they may also carry a gust of air pollution statistics with them!
Now, to address the elephant in the room (or should I say the narwhal in the room?): Why Nautica? The name itself evokes images of pristine oceans, billowing sails, and the salty kiss of sea spray – not exactly the imagery that typically comes to mind when conjuring thoughts of industrial cities. But bear with us, as we navigate this sea of data to uncover the hidden treasures of correlation between name preference and atmospheric conditions. One might even say we're embarking on a "nautical adventure" of sorts – and no, the puns won't be stopping anytime soon.
So, grab your compass and prepare to set sail with us as we explore the curious correlation between a name that sounds like ocean waves and air pollution levels that may leave you wheezing. After all, it's not every day that you find yourself probing the mysteries of nomenclature and environmental phenomena in a city known for its industrial heritage and its residents, some of whom may be named after the very elements that define life at sea. It's safe to say this research is making quite a splash in the academic world – pun definitely intended.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

In our investigation of the correlation between the popularity of the first name Nautica and air pollution levels in Johnstown, Pennsylvania, we set out to chart the uncharted waters of unusual associations. Our analysis revealed a robust correlation coefficient of 0.8776420, with an r-squared value of 0.7702555 and a p-value of less than 0.01. It seems that the name Nautica holds a weighty anchor in the sea of statistical significance, tugging at the very fabric of atmospheric conditions in Johnstown.

Our findings suggest that there is a clear link between the frequency of the name Nautica and the ambient air quality in this industrial hub. It's almost as if there's an invisible maritime force at play, steering the winds of name popularity and air pollution levels in concert. One might say that the air in Johnstown has a penchant for nautical inclinations, perhaps yearning for the briny scent of the open sea amidst its urban landscape. It's as if the city itself is leaning into a maritime theme, with its residents unwittingly becoming part of a grand nautical narrative.

Our noteworthy figure (Fig. 1) illustrates this strong correlation visually, providing a clear depiction of the rising popularity of the name Nautica alongside the corresponding increase in air pollution levels over the years. It's a tale of two trends, one of nautical nomenclature and the other of atmospheric quality, converging in a surprising synchrony that would make even the most seasoned sailor do a double take.

So, as we prepare to set sail into the uncharted waters of future research, let us not forget the old adage: "Smooth seas do not make skillful sailors." In the case of Johnstown, it appears that the turbulent waters of air pollution have indeed shaped the course of nautical nomenclature, leading us to this unexpected revelation. And just as a lighthouse guides sailors through a tempest, our study sheds light on the curious interplay between names and the environment, proving that the sea of data can yield fascinating discoveries. It's safe to say that this research has certainly made a splash – both academically and, quite possibly, in the minds of future parents considering nautical names for their little buoys and gulls.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Nautica and Air pollution in Johnstown, Pennsylvania. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"Nautica: Sailing through Smog - A Novel Correlation Between Name Popularity and Air Quality in Johnstown, Pennsylvania"

[[ABSTRACT]]
The investigation into the relationship between the prevalence of the name Nautica and air pollution levels in Johnstown, Pennsylvania has unveiled intriguing findings that may leave you gasping for air. Utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration and the Environmental Protection Agency, our study sought to determine whether there exists a substantial link between the frequency of the nautical moniker and the atmospheric quality in the Johnstown area.

Our research team was buoyed by the discovery of a significant correlation coefficient of 0.8776420 and a compelling p-value of less than 0.01 for the years spanning 1992 to 2022. These results bear the weight of legitimacy, indicating a robust association between the name Nautica and air pollution in the region. It seems that the air in Johnstown may have a penchant for salty sea breezes, or perhaps a strong affinity for nautical themes.

Our findings invite a myriad of intriguing questions, ranging from potential psychological influences on name selection to the peculiar atmospheric dynamics specific to regions bearing the name Johnstown. The correlation uncovered serves as a beacon, guiding future research towards unraveling the complex interplay between nomenclature trends and environmental phenomena. As we embark on this scholarly voyage, let us not lose sight of the fact that it's not just the data that's full of hot air!

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The investigation into the relationship between the prevalence of the name Nautica and air pollution levels in Johnstown, Pennsylvania has inspired a tidal wave of inquiries and theories, engulfing our understanding of nomenclature trends and environmental influences. In "Names and Numbers," Smith posits that baby names can indeed influence socioeconomic success, but what about their impact on atmospheric conditions? The answer may be more "up in the air" than we initially thought.
Moving from the serious waters of academic research to the buoyant waves of popular literature, "How to Name Your Baby" by Davis and "The Baby Name Wizard" by Wattenberg offer intriguing insights into the psychology and societal influences behind baby naming. One might wonder whether the parents of little Nauticas were subconsciously advocating for cleaner, salt-infused air or simply had a penchant for all things nautical.
Venturing further into the literary ocean, the fictional works "Moby-Dick" by Herman Melville and "Life of Pi" by Yann Martel beckon us to explore the depths of maritime lore and the enigmatic connections between human existence and the vast expanses of the sea. While these tales may not directly reference air pollution in Johnstown, the symbolic resonance of the ocean and its parallels to our findings cannot be dismissed – we may be on the brink of uncovering the white whale of name-environment correlations!
As we delve deeper into the whimsical shallows of literature, the animated series "SpongeBob SquarePants" and "The Little Mermaid," with its enchanting undersea world, beckon us with their portrayal of marine life. Could it be that our little Nauticas are unwittingly carrying with them the spirited essence of a vibrant and unpolluted aquatic existence? As we plunge into the frothy seas of correlation, we mustn't forget to stay afloat amidst the waves of whimsy and wonder – after all, it would be a shame to sink like a lead ship of hypotheses in this ocean of research.
So, as we hoist our quirky flag of academic curiosity, let us chart our course with a dose of humor and an anchor of skepticism, prepared to weather the stormy seas of scholarly inquiry as we navigate the uncharted waters where names and atmospheric phenomena collide. And remember, when in doubt, "sea" what I did there!

[[RESULTS]]
In our investigation of the correlation between the popularity of the first name Nautica and air pollution levels in Johnstown, Pennsylvania, we set out to chart the uncharted waters of unusual associations. Our analysis revealed a robust correlation coefficient of 0.8776420, with an r-squared value of 0.7702555 and a p-value of less than 0.01. It seems that the name Nautica holds a weighty anchor in the sea of statistical significance, tugging at the very fabric of atmospheric conditions in Johnstown.
Our findings suggest that there is a clear link between the frequency of the name Nautica and the ambient air quality in this industrial hub. It's almost as if there's an invisible maritime force at play, steering the winds of name popularity and air pollution levels in concert. One might say that the air in Johnstown has a penchant for nautical inclinations, perhaps yearning for the briny scent of the open sea amidst its urban landscape. It's as if the city itself is leaning into a maritime theme, with its residents unwittingly becoming part of a grand nautical narrative.
Our noteworthy figure (Fig. 1) illustrates this strong correlation visually, providing a clear depiction of the rising popularity of the name Nautica alongside the corresponding increase in air pollution levels over the years. It's a tale of two trends, one of nautical nomenclature and the other of atmospheric quality, converging in a surprising synchrony that would make even the most seasoned sailor do a double take.
So, as we prepare to set sail into the uncharted waters of future research, let us not forget the old adage: "Smooth seas do not make skillful sailors." In the case of Johnstown, it appears that the turbulent waters of air pollution have indeed shaped the course of nautical nomenclature, leading us to this unexpected revelation. And just as a lighthouse guides sailors through a tempest, our study sheds light on the curious interplay between names and the environment, proving that the sea of data can yield fascinating discoveries. It's safe to say that this research has certainly made a splash – both academically and, quite possibly, in the minds of future parents considering nautical names for their little buoys and gulls.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The results of our study have steered us into the realm of delightful surprise, akin to stumbling upon a treasure chest of statistical significance amidst the choppy waters of scholarly inquiry. The substantial correlation coefficient of 0.8776420 and the resoundingly low p-value have given us reason to pause and ponder the curious manner in which the name Nautica appears to be sailing in concert with air pollution levels in Johnstown, Pennsylvania. It seems that the very winds of name popularity are interwoven with the atmospheric conditions of this industrial city, creating a phenomenon worthy of contemplation and further investigation.

Our findings echo the sentiments of Smith, whose work on social and economic influences on baby names now seems to have found an unexpected tie to environmental dynamics. It's as if the nautical flair of the name Nautica has cast a spell on the atmospheric composition of Johnstown, leaving us with a notion as captivating as a siren's song. In the grand expanse of academic research, it's rare to uncover such delightful correlations that tickle the boundaries of whimsy and wonder, like a playful sea breeze on a sunny day.

The unexpected connection between the name Nautica and air pollution levels in Johnstown not only aligns with the established literature but also ventures into uncharted territories of interdisciplinary exploration. Indeed, the parallels between sea-faring adventures in the works of Melville and Martel and the curious correlations we observe in our data add a layer of depth to our findings that would make even the most seasoned mariner yearn for the open sea.

Much like a well-oiled ship navigating turbulent waters, our study has demonstrated the intricacies of association between nomenclature trends and environmental phenomena, illustrating how the seemingly disparate realms of baby naming and atmospheric dynamics can indeed intersect. In the wake of this research, we find ourselves at the cusp of an intellectual high tide, where the waves of curiosity meet the shores of empirical evidence, leaving us buoyed with a sense of scholarly discovery.

The surprising synchrony between the rising popularity of the name Nautica and the simultaneous increase in air pollution levels in Johnstown may leave us marveling at the intricate dance between nomenclature trends and environmental influences. It's almost as if the city itself has embarked on a maritime journey of nautical nomenclature, swept along by the tides of air quality in a dance as mesmerizing as a school of dolphins in the open ocean.

As we look to the horizon of future research, the resounding echo of our findings beckons us to chart new courses of exploration, venturing into the unexplored waters where names and atmospheric phenomena converge. It's nothing short of a scholarly odyssey that promises not just new insights but also the occasional dad joke about "naming the winds" and harnessing the "air-acle power" of statistical discoveries. After all, the sea of academic inquiry is vast, and it's never too soon to prepare for a playful squall of scholarly humor!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Nautica and Air pollution in Johnstown, Pennsylvania. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"Nautica: Sailing through Smog - A Novel Correlation Between Name Popularity and Air Quality in Johnstown, Pennsylvania"

[[ABSTRACT]]
The investigation into the relationship between the prevalence of the name Nautica and air pollution levels in Johnstown, Pennsylvania has unveiled intriguing findings that may leave you gasping for air. Utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration and the Environmental Protection Agency, our study sought to determine whether there exists a substantial link between the frequency of the nautical moniker and the atmospheric quality in the Johnstown area.

Our research team was buoyed by the discovery of a significant correlation coefficient of 0.8776420 and a compelling p-value of less than 0.01 for the years spanning 1992 to 2022. These results bear the weight of legitimacy, indicating a robust association between the name Nautica and air pollution in the region. It seems that the air in Johnstown may have a penchant for salty sea breezes, or perhaps a strong affinity for nautical themes.

Our findings invite a myriad of intriguing questions, ranging from potential psychological influences on name selection to the peculiar atmospheric dynamics specific to regions bearing the name Johnstown. The correlation uncovered serves as a beacon, guiding future research towards unraveling the complex interplay between nomenclature trends and environmental phenomena. As we embark on this scholarly voyage, let us not lose sight of the fact that it's not just the data that's full of hot air!

[[INTRDUCTION]]
Ahoy there, fellow researchers and aficionados of all things nautical! Prepare to be swept away by the curious and comical connection between the popularity of the first name "Nautica" and the atmospheric quality in the charming city of Johnstown, Pennsylvania. As we delve into this ocean of data, we aim to navigate the murky waters of correlation and causation, all while keeping our wits about us like seasoned sailors.
The winds of research have blown us toward the intriguing question of whether there exists a substantial link between the frequency of the name "Nautica" and the air pollution levels in our beloved Johnstown. One might say we've set sail on a mission to uncover the paradoxical relationship between a namesake that conjures images of the open sea and the less romantic reality of urban smog. It seems that Nauticas bring more than just a penchant for nautical themes; they may also carry a gust of air pollution statistics with them!
Now, to address the elephant in the room (or should I say the narwhal in the room?): Why Nautica? The name itself evokes images of pristine oceans, billowing sails, and the salty kiss of sea spray – not exactly the imagery that typically comes to mind when conjuring thoughts of industrial cities. But bear with us, as we navigate this sea of data to uncover the hidden treasures of correlation between name preference and atmospheric conditions. One might even say we're embarking on a "nautical adventure" of sorts – and no, the puns won't be stopping anytime soon.
So, grab your compass and prepare to set sail with us as we explore the curious correlation between a name that sounds like ocean waves and air pollution levels that may leave you wheezing. After all, it's not every day that you find yourself probing the mysteries of nomenclature and environmental phenomena in a city known for its industrial heritage and its residents, some of whom may be named after the very elements that define life at sea. It's safe to say this research is making quite a splash in the academic world – pun definitely intended.

[[RESULTS]]
In our investigation of the correlation between the popularity of the first name Nautica and air pollution levels in Johnstown, Pennsylvania, we set out to chart the uncharted waters of unusual associations. Our analysis revealed a robust correlation coefficient of 0.8776420, with an r-squared value of 0.7702555 and a p-value of less than 0.01. It seems that the name Nautica holds a weighty anchor in the sea of statistical significance, tugging at the very fabric of atmospheric conditions in Johnstown.
Our findings suggest that there is a clear link between the frequency of the name Nautica and the ambient air quality in this industrial hub. It's almost as if there's an invisible maritime force at play, steering the winds of name popularity and air pollution levels in concert. One might say that the air in Johnstown has a penchant for nautical inclinations, perhaps yearning for the briny scent of the open sea amidst its urban landscape. It's as if the city itself is leaning into a maritime theme, with its residents unwittingly becoming part of a grand nautical narrative.
Our noteworthy figure (Fig. 1) illustrates this strong correlation visually, providing a clear depiction of the rising popularity of the name Nautica alongside the corresponding increase in air pollution levels over the years. It's a tale of two trends, one of nautical nomenclature and the other of atmospheric quality, converging in a surprising synchrony that would make even the most seasoned sailor do a double take.
So, as we prepare to set sail into the uncharted waters of future research, let us not forget the old adage: "Smooth seas do not make skillful sailors." In the case of Johnstown, it appears that the turbulent waters of air pollution have indeed shaped the course of nautical nomenclature, leading us to this unexpected revelation. And just as a lighthouse guides sailors through a tempest, our study sheds light on the curious interplay between names and the environment, proving that the sea of data can yield fascinating discoveries. It's safe to say that this research has certainly made a splash – both academically and, quite possibly, in the minds of future parents considering nautical names for their little buoys and gulls.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our research has unfurled a compelling correlation between the popularity of the name Nautica and air pollution levels in Johnstown, Pennsylvania. It appears that the atmospheric quality in this industrial hub may have a penchant for nautical inclinations, much like a seafaring vessel swaying with the tides of statistical significance. This unexpected finding leaves us breathless, or perhaps it’s just the air pollution.

As we navigate through the waves of data, it's important to remember that correlation does not imply causation, but it sure does make for intriguing water-cooler conversation. One might even say that the atmosphere in Johnstown has been experiencing a "nautical influx" of sorts – and the residents, knowingly or not, are involved in a grand nautical narrative that might leave them feeling a little "anchored" to the city's industrial heritage.

In the spirit of all things maritime, we dare say that this research has made quite the "splash" in shedding light on the curious connection between nomenclature preferences and environmental phenomena. Though it seems that the air in Johnstown may have a yearning for the salty sea breeze, it is safe to conclude that further research in this area is "all washed up." Thank you, and don’t forget to “seas” the day, fellow researchers!

No more research is needed in this area - We have paddled our course and reached the shore of knowledge.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Nautica: Sailing through Smog - A Novel Correlation Between Name Popularity and Air Quality in Johnstown, Pennsylvania. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

Journal of Ecological Urbanism


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Nautica: Sailing through Smog - A Novel Correlation Between Name Popularity and Air Quality in Johnstown, Pennsylvania. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Center for Symbiotic Ecological Research and Sustainability


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Nautica: Sailing through Smog - A Novel Correlation Between Name Popularity and Air Quality in Johnstown, Pennsylvania with an abstract of The investigation into the relationship between the prevalence of the name Nautica and air pollution levels in Johnstown, Pennsylvania has unveiled intriguing findings that may leave you gasping for air. Utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration and the Environmental Protection Agency, our study sought to determine whether there exists a substantial link between the frequency of the nautical moniker and the atmospheric quality in the Johnstown area.
Our research team was buoyed by the discovery of a significant correlation coefficient of 0.8776420 and a compelling p-value of less than 0.01 for the years spanning 1992 to 2022. These results bear the weight of legitimacy, indicating a robust association between the name Nautica and air pollution in the region. It seems that the air in Johnstown may have a penchant for salty sea breezes, or perhaps a strong affinity for nautical themes.
Our findings invite a myriad of intriguing questions, ranging from potential psychological influences on name selection to the peculiar atmospheric dynamics specific to regions bearing the name Johnstown. The correlation uncovered serves as a beacon, guiding future research towards unraveling the complex interplay between nomenclature trends and environmental phenomena. As we embark on this scholarly voyage, let us not lose sight of the fact that it's not just the data that's full of hot air!

ChatGPT:

Nautica, air quality, name popularity, correlation, Johnstown, Pennsylvania, Social Security Administration, Environmental Protection Agency, correlation coefficient, p-value, atmospheric quality, psychological influences, nomenclature trends, environmental phenomena, scholarly research

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Data details

Popularity of the first name Nautica
Detailed data title: Babies of all sexes born in the US named Nautica
Source: US Social Security Administration
See what else correlates with Popularity of the first name Nautica

Air pollution in Johnstown, Pennsylvania
Detailed data title: Percentage of days 'unhealthy' or worse air quality in Johnstown, PA
Source: Environmental Protection Agency
See what else correlates with Air pollution in Johnstown, Pennsylvania

Correlation r = 0.8776420 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.7702555 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 77% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Air pollution in Johnstown, Pennsylvania) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Popularity of the first name Nautica) over the 31 years from 1992 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 9.071E-11. 0.0000000000907080762282608400
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.88 in 9.071E-9% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 11,024,376,677 random variables You don't actually need 11 billion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 30 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 30 because we have two variables measured over a period of 31 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.76, 0.94 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
1992199319941995199619971998199920002001200220032004200520062007200820092010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
Popularity of the first name Nautica (Babies born)153355831422122242621771731411068484684450452622171927182324242818179
Air pollution in Johnstown, Pennsylvania (Bad air quality days)00.5479450.5479451.643840.5602241.648353.287672.465751.09291.369861.369860.54794500.2739730000000.2732240000000000




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,237 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 636,906,169 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Outlandish outliers: There are "outliers" in this data. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    For the purposes of this project, I counted a point as an outlier if it the residual was two standard deviations from the mean.

    (This bullet point only shows up in the details page on charts that do, in fact, have outliers.)
    They stand out on the scatterplot above: notice the dots that are far away from any other dots. I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([15,33,55,83,142,212,224,262,177,173,141,106,84,84,68,44,50,45,26,22,17,19,27,18,23,24,24,28,18,17,9,])
array_2 = np.array([0,0.547945,0.547945,1.64384,0.560224,1.64835,3.28767,2.46575,1.0929,1.36986,1.36986,0.547945,0,0.273973,0,0,0,0,0,0,0.273224,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,])
array_1_name = "Popularity of the first name Nautica"
array_2_name = "Air pollution in Johnstown, Pennsylvania"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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