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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is UFO sightings in Vermont and the second variable is Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs.  The chart goes from 1975 to 2011, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

Well, it's simple really. The UFOs were just giving the climbers some otherworldly encouragement! Those aliens must have thought the view from the top was out of this world and wanted to summit up their support. The cosmic connection must have sparked a stellar performance in those climbers, propelling them to new heights. It's truly an 'ET-rifying' and 'intergalactically' amazing correlation! Who knew that the key to conquering Everest was written in the stars?

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: [ Pop art ] Create an image of a clear night in Vermont with a group of people gazing up at the stars, surrounded by lush green mountains. In the sky, depict a mysterious UFO hovering above with bright, vivid colors. Additionally, show a simple representation of the snowy slopes of Mount Everest, with a team of climbers reaching the peak in a bold and stylized manner. The colors and shapes should be vibrant and eye-catching, reflecting the energetic and dynamic nature of pop art. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: UFO sightings in Vermont and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Woodblock painting a Polaroid photo Low poly Pop art Macabre
ChatGPT: Pop art

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both UFO sightings in Vermont and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs together. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: On a clear night in Vermont, a group of people are gazing up at the stars, when suddenly they spot a mysterious UFO hovering above the lush green mountains. Meanwhile, on the snowy slopes of Mount Everest, a team of climbers proudly reach the peak, adding to the total number of successful ascents.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Pop art ] and depicting this scene: On a clear night in Vermont, a group of people are gazing up at the stars, when suddenly they spot a mysterious UFO hovering above the lush green mountains. Meanwhile, on the snowy slopes of Mount Everest, a team of climbers proudly reach the peak, adding to the total number of successful ascents. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: [ Pop art ] Create an image of a clear night in Vermont with a group of people gazing up at the stars, surrounded by lush green mountains. In the sky, depict a mysterious UFO hovering above with bright, vivid colors. Additionally, show a simple representation of the snowy slopes of Mount Everest, with a team of climbers reaching the peak in a bold and stylized manner. The colors and shapes should be vibrant and eye-catching, reflecting the energetic and dynamic nature of pop art.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in UFO sightings in Vermont caused Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs to increase. Include one good pun.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Unidentified Flying Correlations: The Strange Connection Between UFO Sightings in Vermont and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs

The Journal of Anomalistic Studies

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Vermont and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Include a pun in the title.

Your research team used data from National UFO Reporting Center and CBC to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8944865 and p < 0.01 for 1975 to 2011.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Unidentified Flying Correlations: The Strange Connection Between UFO Sightings in Vermont and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs"

[[ABSTRACT]]
It's a question that's been up in the air for decades - do UFO sightings in Vermont have any connection to the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs? Our research aims to shed light on this cosmic conundrum and perhaps provide a new perspective on the mountain's peak performance.

Analyzing data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the CBC, we embarked on this otherworldly investigation. The correlation coefficient of 0.8944865 and p-value < 0.01 for the years 1975 to 2011 uncovered an unexpected link between sightings of unidentified flying objects in the Green Mountain State and the triumphs atop the world's tallest peak.

Now, for a pun that's out of this world: Did you hear about the UFO party? It was out of this world! But in all seriousness, our findings point to a statistical relationship that can't simply be dismissed as a cosmic coincidence. What could possibly explain this peculiar correlation? Could it be the alien ambassadors showing their support for daring mountaineers? Or perhaps the locals in Vermont are transmitting positive vibes to those scaling the heights from afar?

As researchers, we're accustomed to uncovering new heights of understanding, but this particular discovery truly takes the cake - or should we say, the summit? Our results invite further investigation into the cosmic forces at play in our earthly endeavors and offer a fresh take on the interstellar influences on terrestrial achievements.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Vermont and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Unidentified Flying Correlations: The Strange Connection Between UFO Sightings in Vermont and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs"

[[ABSTRACT]]
It's a question that's been up in the air for decades - do UFO sightings in Vermont have any connection to the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs? Our research aims to shed light on this cosmic conundrum and perhaps provide a new perspective on the mountain's peak performance.

Analyzing data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the CBC, we embarked on this otherworldly investigation. The correlation coefficient of 0.8944865 and p-value < 0.01 for the years 1975 to 2011 uncovered an unexpected link between sightings of unidentified flying objects in the Green Mountain State and the triumphs atop the world's tallest peak.

Now, for a pun that's out of this world: Did you hear about the UFO party? It was out of this world! But in all seriousness, our findings point to a statistical relationship that can't simply be dismissed as a cosmic coincidence. What could possibly explain this peculiar correlation? Could it be the alien ambassadors showing their support for daring mountaineers? Or perhaps the locals in Vermont are transmitting positive vibes to those scaling the heights from afar?

As researchers, we're accustomed to uncovering new heights of understanding, but this particular discovery truly takes the cake - or should we say, the summit? Our results invite further investigation into the cosmic forces at play in our earthly endeavors and offer a fresh take on the interstellar influences on terrestrial achievements.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The enigmatic allure of UFO sightings and the awe-inspiring feats of scaling Mount Everest have captivated the collective imagination of humanity for decades. Our study delves into the unexpected confluence of these seemingly disparate phenomena, seeking to unravel a connection that defies conventional wisdom.

Speaking of defying conventional wisdom, did you hear about the UFO that crashed into a bakery? It was quite the cosmic confectionery catastrophe! Now, while our research may not involve extraterrestrial delicacies, it does offer a thought-provoking exploration of the correlation between UFO sightings in Vermont and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs.

The National UFO Reporting Center provided a wealth of data on reported sightings, and the CBC supplied comprehensive information on Mount Everest expeditions. Our analysis of the years 1975 to 2011 yielded a correlation coefficient of 0.8944865 and a p-value less than 0.01, indicating a statistically significant relationship between these seemingly unrelated phenomena.

This unexpected correlation led us to contemplate potential influences beyond the realm of conventional understanding. Could it be that the increase in UFO sightings in Vermont serves as otherworldly encouragement for ambitious mountaineers? Or perhaps there's a cosmic connection between the Green Mountain State and the world's highest peak, driven by forces that transcend our current understanding.

In the spirit of scientific inquiry, we embarked on this investigation not to indulge in flights of fancy, but to uncover meaningful insights that could expand our understanding of the interconnectedness of cosmic and terrestrial phenomena. And as researchers, we're no strangers to climbing the peaks of discovery, but this correlation truly takes us to new heights – and perhaps beyond!

Stay tuned for the rest of our findings, as we delve deeper into this celestial puzzle, aiming to shed light on the cosmic conundrum that has piqued the curiosity of both sky watchers and mountain climbers alike.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Vermont and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name a couple popular internet memes that are related to one of the topics.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Unidentified Flying Correlations: The Strange Connection Between UFO Sightings in Vermont and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs"

[[ABSTRACT]]
It's a question that's been up in the air for decades - do UFO sightings in Vermont have any connection to the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs? Our research aims to shed light on this cosmic conundrum and perhaps provide a new perspective on the mountain's peak performance.

Analyzing data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the CBC, we embarked on this otherworldly investigation. The correlation coefficient of 0.8944865 and p-value < 0.01 for the years 1975 to 2011 uncovered an unexpected link between sightings of unidentified flying objects in the Green Mountain State and the triumphs atop the world's tallest peak.

Now, for a pun that's out of this world: Did you hear about the UFO party? It was out of this world! But in all seriousness, our findings point to a statistical relationship that can't simply be dismissed as a cosmic coincidence. What could possibly explain this peculiar correlation? Could it be the alien ambassadors showing their support for daring mountaineers? Or perhaps the locals in Vermont are transmitting positive vibes to those scaling the heights from afar?

As researchers, we're accustomed to uncovering new heights of understanding, but this particular discovery truly takes the cake - or should we say, the summit? Our results invite further investigation into the cosmic forces at play in our earthly endeavors and offer a fresh take on the interstellar influences on terrestrial achievements.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The enigmatic allure of UFO sightings and the awe-inspiring feats of scaling Mount Everest have captivated the collective imagination of humanity for decades. Our study delves into the unexpected confluence of these seemingly disparate phenomena, seeking to unravel a connection that defies conventional wisdom.
Speaking of defying conventional wisdom, did you hear about the UFO that crashed into a bakery? It was quite the cosmic confectionery catastrophe! Now, while our research may not involve extraterrestrial delicacies, it does offer a thought-provoking exploration of the correlation between UFO sightings in Vermont and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs.
The National UFO Reporting Center provided a wealth of data on reported sightings, and the CBC supplied comprehensive information on Mount Everest expeditions. Our analysis of the years 1975 to 2011 yielded a correlation coefficient of 0.8944865 and a p-value less than 0.01, indicating a statistically significant relationship between these seemingly unrelated phenomena.
This unexpected correlation led us to contemplate potential influences beyond the realm of conventional understanding. Could it be that the increase in UFO sightings in Vermont serves as otherworldly encouragement for ambitious mountaineers? Or perhaps there's a cosmic connection between the Green Mountain State and the world's highest peak, driven by forces that transcend our current understanding.
In the spirit of scientific inquiry, we embarked on this investigation not to indulge in flights of fancy, but to uncover meaningful insights that could expand our understanding of the interconnectedness of cosmic and terrestrial phenomena. And as researchers, we're no strangers to climbing the peaks of discovery, but this correlation truly takes us to new heights – and perhaps beyond!
Stay tuned for the rest of our findings, as we delve deeper into this celestial puzzle, aiming to shed light on the cosmic conundrum that has piqued the curiosity of both sky watchers and mountain climbers alike.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The connection between UFO sightings in Vermont and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs has long been a subject of curiosity and skepticism. In "Smith et al.," the authors found no direct correlation between these phenomena, dismissing the idea as mere coincidence. However, our exploration takes a deeper dive into the celestial and terrestrial realms to uncover a startling connection that challenges conventional wisdom and raises eyebrows faster than a UFO zooming across the night sky.

Turning the pages of "Doe's Cosmic Chronicles: An Interstellar Odyssey," the unexpected link between UFO sightings and Everest triumphs becomes even more perplexing. The author suggests that perhaps extraterrestrial beings are navigating their UFOs to align with the ascent of courageous climbers, giving a whole new meaning to 'reaching for the stars.' These findings not only add a dash of extraterrestrial intrigue but also invite us to consider the boundless possibilities of cosmic connections on earthly achievements.

On the fiction front, titles like "A Climb to Remember" by T. S. Adventure and "Alien Encounters in the Green Mountain State" by R. E. Needle provide imaginative narratives of climbers encountering otherworldly beings during their ascent. While these works may not hold scientific weight, they do add a touch of whimsy to our exploration of the cosmic forces at play in our earthly pursuits.

In the realm of internet memes, the popular "Ancient Aliens" meme featuring Giorgio A. Tsoukalos speculating on extraterrestrial involvement manages to infuse levity into the debate. This meme, often captioned with humorous alien-related theories, serves as a comical reminder that the cosmos might have a more profound impact on our daily lives than we realize.

And in the spirit of interstellar humor, here's a dad joke for your cosmic amusement: Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny! Just like the seemingly improbable link between UFO sightings in Vermont and successful Everest climbs, this joke presents a twist that's sure to elicit a chuckle – or at least an eye roll.

As we continue our odyssey through the strange and unexpected, let's keep our sights set on the stars and the summit, for there may be more to this enigmatic connection than meets the telescope.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Vermont and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National UFO Reporting Center and CBC . You used data from 1975 to 2011

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Unidentified Flying Correlations: The Strange Connection Between UFO Sightings in Vermont and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs"

[[ABSTRACT]]
It's a question that's been up in the air for decades - do UFO sightings in Vermont have any connection to the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs? Our research aims to shed light on this cosmic conundrum and perhaps provide a new perspective on the mountain's peak performance.

Analyzing data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the CBC, we embarked on this otherworldly investigation. The correlation coefficient of 0.8944865 and p-value < 0.01 for the years 1975 to 2011 uncovered an unexpected link between sightings of unidentified flying objects in the Green Mountain State and the triumphs atop the world's tallest peak.

Now, for a pun that's out of this world: Did you hear about the UFO party? It was out of this world! But in all seriousness, our findings point to a statistical relationship that can't simply be dismissed as a cosmic coincidence. What could possibly explain this peculiar correlation? Could it be the alien ambassadors showing their support for daring mountaineers? Or perhaps the locals in Vermont are transmitting positive vibes to those scaling the heights from afar?

As researchers, we're accustomed to uncovering new heights of understanding, but this particular discovery truly takes the cake - or should we say, the summit? Our results invite further investigation into the cosmic forces at play in our earthly endeavors and offer a fresh take on the interstellar influences on terrestrial achievements.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The enigmatic allure of UFO sightings and the awe-inspiring feats of scaling Mount Everest have captivated the collective imagination of humanity for decades. Our study delves into the unexpected confluence of these seemingly disparate phenomena, seeking to unravel a connection that defies conventional wisdom.
Speaking of defying conventional wisdom, did you hear about the UFO that crashed into a bakery? It was quite the cosmic confectionery catastrophe! Now, while our research may not involve extraterrestrial delicacies, it does offer a thought-provoking exploration of the correlation between UFO sightings in Vermont and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs.
The National UFO Reporting Center provided a wealth of data on reported sightings, and the CBC supplied comprehensive information on Mount Everest expeditions. Our analysis of the years 1975 to 2011 yielded a correlation coefficient of 0.8944865 and a p-value less than 0.01, indicating a statistically significant relationship between these seemingly unrelated phenomena.
This unexpected correlation led us to contemplate potential influences beyond the realm of conventional understanding. Could it be that the increase in UFO sightings in Vermont serves as otherworldly encouragement for ambitious mountaineers? Or perhaps there's a cosmic connection between the Green Mountain State and the world's highest peak, driven by forces that transcend our current understanding.
In the spirit of scientific inquiry, we embarked on this investigation not to indulge in flights of fancy, but to uncover meaningful insights that could expand our understanding of the interconnectedness of cosmic and terrestrial phenomena. And as researchers, we're no strangers to climbing the peaks of discovery, but this correlation truly takes us to new heights – and perhaps beyond!
Stay tuned for the rest of our findings, as we delve deeper into this celestial puzzle, aiming to shed light on the cosmic conundrum that has piqued the curiosity of both sky watchers and mountain climbers alike.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To commence our celestial investigation, we commenced perusing copious reports of UFO sightings and Mount Everest expeditions. The seemingly incongruous datasets were sourced from the National UFO Reporting Center and the CBC archives, with entries spanning the years 1975 to 2011. Now, let's address the elephant in the spacecraft - how on Earth did we analyze these unorthodox datasets?

Our methodological approach involved more twists and turns than a UFO attempting evasive maneuvers. First, we conducted a rigorous cleaning process to remove any extraterrestrial interference and ensure the integrity of the datasets. This entailed sifting through numerous reports of alleged encounters, separating credible sightings from instances of misidentified celestial phenomena (looking at you, weather balloons!).

With the datasets duly sanitized, we proceeded to perform a correlation analysis using top-notch statistical tools. Our aim was to scrutinize the temporal relationship between the reported UFO sightings in Vermont and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs. This analysis involved running complex algorithms that were more convoluted than deciphering an alien language, but rest assured, our terrestrial expertise prevailed.

Now, if you'll allow a brief detour from the seriousness of our methodological discussion - here's a UFO-themed dad joke for cosmic comic relief: Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny! Oh, the humanity!

Returning to the matter at hand, our statistical analysis involved calculating the correlation coefficient, quantifying the strength and direction of the relationship between UFO sightings and successful Everest ascents. Additionally, we employed a hypothesis test to assess the significance of the observed correlation, ensuring that our findings weren't merely a product of statistical chance.

Finally, we conducted sensitivity analyses to evaluate the robustness of our results against potential extraterrestrial interference (kidding!) and alternative methodological approaches. This comprehensive approach allowed us to confidently navigate the cosmic complexities and present findings that are grounded in empirical rigor, despite the otherworldly subject matter.

With our methodological odyssey complete, we're now prepared to unveil the perplexing, yet statistically sound, connection we uncovered between UFO sightings in Vermont and the triumphs atop Mount Everest. Prepare for a celestial revelation that's both data-driven and downright otherworldly!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Vermont and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National UFO Reporting Center and CBC .

For the time period 1975 to 2011, you found a correlation 0.8944865, r-squared of 0.8001061, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Unidentified Flying Correlations: The Strange Connection Between UFO Sightings in Vermont and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs"

[[ABSTRACT]]
It's a question that's been up in the air for decades - do UFO sightings in Vermont have any connection to the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs? Our research aims to shed light on this cosmic conundrum and perhaps provide a new perspective on the mountain's peak performance.

Analyzing data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the CBC, we embarked on this otherworldly investigation. The correlation coefficient of 0.8944865 and p-value < 0.01 for the years 1975 to 2011 uncovered an unexpected link between sightings of unidentified flying objects in the Green Mountain State and the triumphs atop the world's tallest peak.

Now, for a pun that's out of this world: Did you hear about the UFO party? It was out of this world! But in all seriousness, our findings point to a statistical relationship that can't simply be dismissed as a cosmic coincidence. What could possibly explain this peculiar correlation? Could it be the alien ambassadors showing their support for daring mountaineers? Or perhaps the locals in Vermont are transmitting positive vibes to those scaling the heights from afar?

As researchers, we're accustomed to uncovering new heights of understanding, but this particular discovery truly takes the cake - or should we say, the summit? Our results invite further investigation into the cosmic forces at play in our earthly endeavors and offer a fresh take on the interstellar influences on terrestrial achievements.

-------

And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The enigmatic allure of UFO sightings and the awe-inspiring feats of scaling Mount Everest have captivated the collective imagination of humanity for decades. Our study delves into the unexpected confluence of these seemingly disparate phenomena, seeking to unravel a connection that defies conventional wisdom.
Speaking of defying conventional wisdom, did you hear about the UFO that crashed into a bakery? It was quite the cosmic confectionery catastrophe! Now, while our research may not involve extraterrestrial delicacies, it does offer a thought-provoking exploration of the correlation between UFO sightings in Vermont and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs.
The National UFO Reporting Center provided a wealth of data on reported sightings, and the CBC supplied comprehensive information on Mount Everest expeditions. Our analysis of the years 1975 to 2011 yielded a correlation coefficient of 0.8944865 and a p-value less than 0.01, indicating a statistically significant relationship between these seemingly unrelated phenomena.
This unexpected correlation led us to contemplate potential influences beyond the realm of conventional understanding. Could it be that the increase in UFO sightings in Vermont serves as otherworldly encouragement for ambitious mountaineers? Or perhaps there's a cosmic connection between the Green Mountain State and the world's highest peak, driven by forces that transcend our current understanding.
In the spirit of scientific inquiry, we embarked on this investigation not to indulge in flights of fancy, but to uncover meaningful insights that could expand our understanding of the interconnectedness of cosmic and terrestrial phenomena. And as researchers, we're no strangers to climbing the peaks of discovery, but this correlation truly takes us to new heights – and perhaps beyond!
Stay tuned for the rest of our findings, as we delve deeper into this celestial puzzle, aiming to shed light on the cosmic conundrum that has piqued the curiosity of both sky watchers and mountain climbers alike.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

Our analysis revealed a striking correlation between UFO sightings in Vermont and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs over the span of 1975 to 2011. The correlation coefficient of 0.8944865 suggests a strong positive relationship, indicating that as the sightings of unidentified flying objects in the Green Mountain State increased, so did the number of successful ascents of the world's tallest peak.

Now, for a sky-high dad joke: What did the astronaut say to the alien? You're out of this world! Our findings may not involve alien encounters, but they certainly present an otherworldly connection that is difficult to overlook.

The calculated r-squared value of 0.8001061 further supports the robustness of this correlation. This substantial value suggests that approximately 80% of the variation in the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs can be explained by the variation in reported UFO sightings in Vermont. In simpler terms, it seems there's more to these peculiar sightings than meets the telescope.

Fig. 1 showcases the scatterplot illustrating the strong correlation between the two variables. The figure visually conveys the upward trend in successful Mount Everest climbs as UFO sightings in Vermont increased, adding a compelling visual dimension to our otherworldly findings.

In the words of the great philosopher Spock, "Fascinating." Our unexpected discovery prompts further contemplation of the cosmic forces at play in shaping our earthly endeavors. What might we learn from this peculiar correlation? Our results invite a fresh perspective on the interstellar influences on terrestrial achievements, challenging us to look beyond our usual earthly explanations and reach for the stars - or, in this case, the summit of Mount Everest.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Vermont and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"Unidentified Flying Correlations: The Strange Connection Between UFO Sightings in Vermont and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs"

[[ABSTRACT]]
It's a question that's been up in the air for decades - do UFO sightings in Vermont have any connection to the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs? Our research aims to shed light on this cosmic conundrum and perhaps provide a new perspective on the mountain's peak performance.

Analyzing data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the CBC, we embarked on this otherworldly investigation. The correlation coefficient of 0.8944865 and p-value < 0.01 for the years 1975 to 2011 uncovered an unexpected link between sightings of unidentified flying objects in the Green Mountain State and the triumphs atop the world's tallest peak.

Now, for a pun that's out of this world: Did you hear about the UFO party? It was out of this world! But in all seriousness, our findings point to a statistical relationship that can't simply be dismissed as a cosmic coincidence. What could possibly explain this peculiar correlation? Could it be the alien ambassadors showing their support for daring mountaineers? Or perhaps the locals in Vermont are transmitting positive vibes to those scaling the heights from afar?

As researchers, we're accustomed to uncovering new heights of understanding, but this particular discovery truly takes the cake - or should we say, the summit? Our results invite further investigation into the cosmic forces at play in our earthly endeavors and offer a fresh take on the interstellar influences on terrestrial achievements.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The connection between UFO sightings in Vermont and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs has long been a subject of curiosity and skepticism. In "Smith et al.," the authors found no direct correlation between these phenomena, dismissing the idea as mere coincidence. However, our exploration takes a deeper dive into the celestial and terrestrial realms to uncover a startling connection that challenges conventional wisdom and raises eyebrows faster than a UFO zooming across the night sky.
Turning the pages of "Doe's Cosmic Chronicles: An Interstellar Odyssey," the unexpected link between UFO sightings and Everest triumphs becomes even more perplexing. The author suggests that perhaps extraterrestrial beings are navigating their UFOs to align with the ascent of courageous climbers, giving a whole new meaning to 'reaching for the stars.' These findings not only add a dash of extraterrestrial intrigue but also invite us to consider the boundless possibilities of cosmic connections on earthly achievements.
On the fiction front, titles like "A Climb to Remember" by T. S. Adventure and "Alien Encounters in the Green Mountain State" by R. E. Needle provide imaginative narratives of climbers encountering otherworldly beings during their ascent. While these works may not hold scientific weight, they do add a touch of whimsy to our exploration of the cosmic forces at play in our earthly pursuits.
In the realm of internet memes, the popular "Ancient Aliens" meme featuring Giorgio A. Tsoukalos speculating on extraterrestrial involvement manages to infuse levity into the debate. This meme, often captioned with humorous alien-related theories, serves as a comical reminder that the cosmos might have a more profound impact on our daily lives than we realize.
And in the spirit of interstellar humor, here's a dad joke for your cosmic amusement: Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny! Just like the seemingly improbable link between UFO sightings in Vermont and successful Everest climbs, this joke presents a twist that's sure to elicit a chuckle – or at least an eye roll.
As we continue our odyssey through the strange and unexpected, let's keep our sights set on the stars and the summit, for there may be more to this enigmatic connection than meets the telescope.

[[RESULTS]]
Our analysis revealed a striking correlation between UFO sightings in Vermont and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs over the span of 1975 to 2011. The correlation coefficient of 0.8944865 suggests a strong positive relationship, indicating that as the sightings of unidentified flying objects in the Green Mountain State increased, so did the number of successful ascents of the world's tallest peak.
Now, for a sky-high dad joke: What did the astronaut say to the alien? You're out of this world! Our findings may not involve alien encounters, but they certainly present an otherworldly connection that is difficult to overlook.
The calculated r-squared value of 0.8001061 further supports the robustness of this correlation. This substantial value suggests that approximately 80% of the variation in the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs can be explained by the variation in reported UFO sightings in Vermont. In simpler terms, it seems there's more to these peculiar sightings than meets the telescope.
Fig. 1 showcases the scatterplot illustrating the strong correlation between the two variables. The figure visually conveys the upward trend in successful Mount Everest climbs as UFO sightings in Vermont increased, adding a compelling visual dimension to our otherworldly findings.
In the words of the great philosopher Spock, "Fascinating." Our unexpected discovery prompts further contemplation of the cosmic forces at play in shaping our earthly endeavors. What might we learn from this peculiar correlation? Our results invite a fresh perspective on the interstellar influences on terrestrial achievements, challenging us to look beyond our usual earthly explanations and reach for the stars - or, in this case, the summit of Mount Everest.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



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[[DISCUSSION]]

Our investigation into the correlation between UFO sightings in Vermont and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs has ventured into uncharted territory, uncovering a remarkable connection that challenges conventional understanding. The cosmic implications of our findings cannot be underestimated, and it's clear that there's more to these peculiar sightings than meets the telescope. As we ponder the implications of this correlation, it's worth noting that truth is indeed stranger than fiction. In this case, the truth seems to be hovering right above us in the form of unidentified flying objects.

Our results confirmed and extended the findings of previous research, particularly the work of "Doe's Cosmic Chronicles: An Interstellar Odyssey," which had suggested a potential tie between extraterrestrial activities and the feats of intrepid mountaineers. The robust correlation coefficient and r-squared value we obtained provide statistical support for the previously speculative notion that there could indeed be a cosmic connection influencing the success of mountain climbers. It seems that the cosmic dance between UFO sightings and successful Everest climbs is not merely coincidental but rather indicative of some underlying celestial influence.

Now, for a punchline that's as high-flying as a UFO: Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? Because he needed space! Just like the astronaut in this joke, our results certainly need some space for further exploration and interpretation. While we may not be encountering extraterrestrial beings on our earthly pursuits, our findings highlight the potential impact of interstellar forces on our achievements.

The scatterplot presented in Fig. 1 visually underscores the upward trend in successful Mount Everest climbs alongside increasing UFO sightings in Vermont. This compelling visual representation serves as a stark reminder that there may be cosmic forces at play which extend beyond our current awareness. The statistical relationship uncovered in our study invites us to consider the far-reaching implications of celestial activities on our terrestrial endeavors and reiterates the need to expand our understanding beyond the confines of what we currently comprehend.

In conclusion, our analysis has launched a new frontier in the exploration of cosmic connections and their impact on earthly achievements. With these findings in hand, it's clear that we've only scratched the surface of the enigmatic relationship between UFO sightings in Vermont and the triumphs atop Mount Everest. As we continue to delve into the mysteries of our cosmic surroundings, let's remember that even the most otherworldly connections may hold a kernel of truth that transcends our earthly understanding. And who knows, perhaps there really is an otherworldly force cheering on our mountain climbers – after all, the truth is out there!

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Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Vermont and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"Unidentified Flying Correlations: The Strange Connection Between UFO Sightings in Vermont and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs"

[[ABSTRACT]]
It's a question that's been up in the air for decades - do UFO sightings in Vermont have any connection to the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs? Our research aims to shed light on this cosmic conundrum and perhaps provide a new perspective on the mountain's peak performance.

Analyzing data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the CBC, we embarked on this otherworldly investigation. The correlation coefficient of 0.8944865 and p-value < 0.01 for the years 1975 to 2011 uncovered an unexpected link between sightings of unidentified flying objects in the Green Mountain State and the triumphs atop the world's tallest peak.

Now, for a pun that's out of this world: Did you hear about the UFO party? It was out of this world! But in all seriousness, our findings point to a statistical relationship that can't simply be dismissed as a cosmic coincidence. What could possibly explain this peculiar correlation? Could it be the alien ambassadors showing their support for daring mountaineers? Or perhaps the locals in Vermont are transmitting positive vibes to those scaling the heights from afar?

As researchers, we're accustomed to uncovering new heights of understanding, but this particular discovery truly takes the cake - or should we say, the summit? Our results invite further investigation into the cosmic forces at play in our earthly endeavors and offer a fresh take on the interstellar influences on terrestrial achievements.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The enigmatic allure of UFO sightings and the awe-inspiring feats of scaling Mount Everest have captivated the collective imagination of humanity for decades. Our study delves into the unexpected confluence of these seemingly disparate phenomena, seeking to unravel a connection that defies conventional wisdom.
Speaking of defying conventional wisdom, did you hear about the UFO that crashed into a bakery? It was quite the cosmic confectionery catastrophe! Now, while our research may not involve extraterrestrial delicacies, it does offer a thought-provoking exploration of the correlation between UFO sightings in Vermont and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs.
The National UFO Reporting Center provided a wealth of data on reported sightings, and the CBC supplied comprehensive information on Mount Everest expeditions. Our analysis of the years 1975 to 2011 yielded a correlation coefficient of 0.8944865 and a p-value less than 0.01, indicating a statistically significant relationship between these seemingly unrelated phenomena.
This unexpected correlation led us to contemplate potential influences beyond the realm of conventional understanding. Could it be that the increase in UFO sightings in Vermont serves as otherworldly encouragement for ambitious mountaineers? Or perhaps there's a cosmic connection between the Green Mountain State and the world's highest peak, driven by forces that transcend our current understanding.
In the spirit of scientific inquiry, we embarked on this investigation not to indulge in flights of fancy, but to uncover meaningful insights that could expand our understanding of the interconnectedness of cosmic and terrestrial phenomena. And as researchers, we're no strangers to climbing the peaks of discovery, but this correlation truly takes us to new heights – and perhaps beyond!
Stay tuned for the rest of our findings, as we delve deeper into this celestial puzzle, aiming to shed light on the cosmic conundrum that has piqued the curiosity of both sky watchers and mountain climbers alike.

[[RESULTS]]
Our analysis revealed a striking correlation between UFO sightings in Vermont and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs over the span of 1975 to 2011. The correlation coefficient of 0.8944865 suggests a strong positive relationship, indicating that as the sightings of unidentified flying objects in the Green Mountain State increased, so did the number of successful ascents of the world's tallest peak.
Now, for a sky-high dad joke: What did the astronaut say to the alien? You're out of this world! Our findings may not involve alien encounters, but they certainly present an otherworldly connection that is difficult to overlook.
The calculated r-squared value of 0.8001061 further supports the robustness of this correlation. This substantial value suggests that approximately 80% of the variation in the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs can be explained by the variation in reported UFO sightings in Vermont. In simpler terms, it seems there's more to these peculiar sightings than meets the telescope.
Fig. 1 showcases the scatterplot illustrating the strong correlation between the two variables. The figure visually conveys the upward trend in successful Mount Everest climbs as UFO sightings in Vermont increased, adding a compelling visual dimension to our otherworldly findings.
In the words of the great philosopher Spock, "Fascinating." Our unexpected discovery prompts further contemplation of the cosmic forces at play in shaping our earthly endeavors. What might we learn from this peculiar correlation? Our results invite a fresh perspective on the interstellar influences on terrestrial achievements, challenging us to look beyond our usual earthly explanations and reach for the stars - or, in this case, the summit of Mount Everest.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our research has revealed a remarkably strong and statistically significant correlation between UFO sightings in Vermont and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs from 1975 to 2011. The substantial correlation coefficient of 0.8944865 and a p-value less than 0.01 have left us scratching our heads almost as much as a close encounter with an alien. It's a puzzle that's as confounding as trying to find the UFO that double-parked in outer space.

The r-squared value of 0.8001061 further bolsters the robustness of this correlation, suggesting that approximately 80% of the variation in successful ascents of Mount Everest can be attributed to the variation in reported UFO sightings in Vermont. It's an otherworldly connection that's as solid as the ground control's coffee.

Fig. 1 visually depicts this cosmic correlation with a scatterplot that's as enlightening as an extraterrestrial flashlight. As we contemplate the implications of our findings, we can't help but wonder if the aliens are rooting for the brave climbers reaching new heights, or if there's a cosmic force at play that's as mysterious as a UFO vanishing into the night sky.

As much as we'd love to continue this intergalactic exploration, we believe that this paper marks the conclusion of this particular cosmic conundrum. It seems that the UFO sightings in Vermont may indeed have a mysterious link to the triumphs on Mount Everest, and for now, that's a revelation that's as mind-boggling as an alien trying to figure out a Rubik's Cube. With that, we're aiming our telescopes toward new frontiers - and leaving this celestial connection to ponder in its own cosmic mystery. No more research needed - this paper is truly out of this world!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Unidentified Flying Correlations: The Strange Connection Between UFO Sightings in Vermont and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Anomalistic Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Unidentified Flying Correlations: The Strange Connection Between UFO Sightings in Vermont and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Institute for Extraterrestrial Research and Academic Exploration


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Unidentified Flying Correlations: The Strange Connection Between UFO Sightings in Vermont and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs with an abstract of It's a question that's been up in the air for decades - do UFO sightings in Vermont have any connection to the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs? Our research aims to shed light on this cosmic conundrum and perhaps provide a new perspective on the mountain's peak performance.
Analyzing data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the CBC, we embarked on this otherworldly investigation. The correlation coefficient of 0.8944865 and p-value < 0.01 for the years 1975 to 2011 uncovered an unexpected link between sightings of unidentified flying objects in the Green Mountain State and the triumphs atop the world's tallest peak.
Now, for a pun that's out of this world: Did you hear about the UFO party? It was out of this world! But in all seriousness, our findings point to a statistical relationship that can't simply be dismissed as a cosmic coincidence. What could possibly explain this peculiar correlation? Could it be the alien ambassadors showing their support for daring mountaineers? Or perhaps the locals in Vermont are transmitting positive vibes to those scaling the heights from afar?
As researchers, we're accustomed to uncovering new heights of understanding, but this particular discovery truly takes the cake - or should we say, the summit? Our results invite further investigation into the cosmic forces at play in our earthly endeavors and offer a fresh take on the interstellar influences on terrestrial achievements.

ChatGPT:

UFO sightings, Vermont, Mount Everest, successful climbs, correlation, National UFO Reporting Center, CBC, Green Mountain State, statistical relationship, unidentified flying objects, cosmic coincidence, interstellar influences, terrestrial achievements

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UFO sightings in Vermont
Detailed data title: UFO sightings reported in Vermont
Source: National UFO Reporting Center
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Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs
Source: CBC
See what else correlates with Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs

Correlation r = 0.8944865 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.8001061 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 80% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., UFO sightings in Vermont) over the 37 years from 1975 through 2011.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 8.6E-14. 0.0000000000000863643765362034
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.89 in 8.6E-12% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 11,578,848,132,839 random variables You don't actually need 11 trillion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 36 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 36 because we have two variables measured over a period of 37 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.8, 0.94 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
1975197619771978197919801981198219831984198519861987198819891990199119921993199419951996199719981999200020012002200320042005200620072008200920102011
UFO sightings in Vermont (UFO sightings)123020011010201001110033579138916101814221322
Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs (Climbers)154025181051823163040502572309012951839585121118145182159267337307493633423457543542




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([1,2,3,0,2,0,0,1,1,0,1,0,2,0,1,0,0,1,1,1,0,0,3,3,5,7,9,13,8,9,16,10,18,14,22,13,22,])
array_2 = np.array([15,4,0,25,18,10,5,18,23,16,30,4,0,50,25,72,30,90,129,51,83,95,85,121,118,145,182,159,267,337,307,493,633,423,457,543,542,])
array_1_name = "UFO sightings in Vermont"
array_2_name = "Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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