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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Air pollution in Hickory, North Carolina and the second variable is xkcd comics published about romance.  The chart goes from 2007 to 2023, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

The cleaner air led to an increase in outdoor activities, like romantic picnics, park strolls, and hot air balloon rides. This caused the locals to be too busy romancing to create or enjoy romance comics. Who knew that less smog would lead to less smooch?

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: [ "Cartoon-style image of a group of people sitting outside in Hickory, North Carolina, with a slightly hazy sky in the background. Some individuals are reading xkcd comics about romance, while others are seen coughing due to the less than ideal air quality. The scene captures a cozy and relatable atmosphere, with a touch of whimsical charm." ] The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Less than ideal air quality in Hickory, North Carolina and xkcd comics published about romance. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: An image that looks like it is a scene from a Pixar movie Cute cartoon Symbolism Brutalism Cutsy art illustration
ChatGPT: Cute cartoon

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Less than ideal air quality in Hickory, North Carolina and xkcd comics published about romance together. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In Hickory, North Carolina, the sky is slightly hazy as people read xkcd comics about romance while sitting outside, occasionally coughing due to the less than ideal air quality.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Cute cartoon ] and depicting this scene: In Hickory, North Carolina, the sky is slightly hazy as people read xkcd comics about romance while sitting outside, occasionally coughing due to the less than ideal air quality. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: [ "Cartoon-style image of a group of people sitting outside in Hickory, North Carolina, with a slightly hazy sky in the background. Some individuals are reading xkcd comics about romance, while others are seen coughing due to the less than ideal air quality. The scene captures a cozy and relatable atmosphere, with a touch of whimsical charm." ]

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in Air pollution in Hickory, North Carolina caused xkcd comics published about romance to decrease. Add a funny one-liner at the end.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Love is in the Aerosol: A Correlational Study on Air Pollution in Hickory, North Carolina and the Xkcd Comics Romance Index

The Journal of Eclectic Environmental Entanglements

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Hickory, North Carolina and xkcd comics published about romance. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title seem clever.

Your research team used data from Environmental Protection Agency and AI analysis of xkcd comics to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9090452 and p < 0.01 for 2007 to 2023.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Love is in the Aerosol: A Correlational Study on Air Pollution in Hickory, North Carolina and the Xkcd Comics Romance Index

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study examined the intriguing relationship between air pollution in Hickory, North Carolina, and the portrayal of romance in xkcd comics. Drawing upon data from the Environmental Protection Agency’s air quality reports and AI analysis of xkcd comic strips from 2007 to 2023, we sought to unravel the unexpected connection between environmental factors and the representation of love in a popular webcomic. Despite the seemingly disparate nature of these two variables, our analysis yielded a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9090452, with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. This unexpected correlation prompts an intriguing question: could the particles of air pollution be carrying not only harmful substances but also subtle romantic messages, shaping the creator's portrayal of love in xkcd comics? Our findings suggest a potential avenue for further research exploring the unconventional ways in which environmental factors may influence artistic expression and humor. We also hope to inspire a new form of environmental activism, advocating for cleaner air not only for health reasons but also for the benefit of romance and comedic inspiration. So, before you take a romantic stroll in Hickory, North Carolina, make sure to check both the air quality index and the latest xkcd comic - you might just find a surprising correlation between the two!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Hickory, North Carolina and xkcd comics published about romance. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Love is in the Aerosol: A Correlational Study on Air Pollution in Hickory, North Carolina and the Xkcd Comics Romance Index

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study examined the intriguing relationship between air pollution in Hickory, North Carolina, and the portrayal of romance in xkcd comics. Drawing upon data from the Environmental Protection Agency’s air quality reports and AI analysis of xkcd comic strips from 2007 to 2023, we sought to unravel the unexpected connection between environmental factors and the representation of love in a popular webcomic. Despite the seemingly disparate nature of these two variables, our analysis yielded a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9090452, with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. This unexpected correlation prompts an intriguing question: could the particles of air pollution be carrying not only harmful substances but also subtle romantic messages, shaping the creator's portrayal of love in xkcd comics? Our findings suggest a potential avenue for further research exploring the unconventional ways in which environmental factors may influence artistic expression and humor. We also hope to inspire a new form of environmental activism, advocating for cleaner air not only for health reasons but also for the benefit of romance and comedic inspiration. So, before you take a romantic stroll in Hickory, North Carolina, make sure to check both the air quality index and the latest xkcd comic - you might just find a surprising correlation between the two!

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

A peculiar phenomenon has captured the attention of researchers in the fields of environmental science and humor studies. The unlikely intersection of air pollution in Hickory, North Carolina, and the portrayal of romance in xkcd comics has raised eyebrows and beckoned further investigation. The burgeoning field of unconventional correlations has been emboldened by this unexpected discovery, leading us to delve into the depths of these seemingly disparate variables in pursuit of understanding and, of course, a bit of scholarly amusement.

The air we breathe, often taken for granted, has become the focus of mounting concern amidst escalating global industrialization. Hickory, North Carolina, found itself under our researcher’s microscope due to its unique juxtaposition of industrial growth and picturesque surroundings. Simultaneously, the renowned webcomic series xkcd, celebrated for its esoteric humor and scientific wit, became the unsuspecting subject of our inquiry into the aero-romantic element. We could say that we’ve caught a whiff of something truly fascinating in the air, and it’s not just nitrogen and oxygen.

The correlation between air pollution and the romantic themes in xkcd comics materialized with unexpected vigor, leaving us with the challenging task of unraveling the underlying intricacies. How does one begin to comprehend the entanglement of smog and sentiment, or the coalescence of comic artistry and atmospheric particles? While the task may seem daunting, it is not without its enchantment, akin to deciphering the whispering zephyrs of a comedic love sonnet.

As we embark on this illuminating journey, we cannot help but chuckle at the curiosities that have led us here. It appears that the path to understanding the intertwining of air pollution and the lighthearted world of webcomics is, in its essence, a breath of fresh air. So, hold on to your lab coats and your funny bones as we venture forth into the uncharted territory of love and aerosols.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Hickory, North Carolina and xkcd comics published about romance. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name some cartoons and childrens' shows that you watched that are related to the topic.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Love is in the Aerosol: A Correlational Study on Air Pollution in Hickory, North Carolina and the Xkcd Comics Romance Index

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study examined the intriguing relationship between air pollution in Hickory, North Carolina, and the portrayal of romance in xkcd comics. Drawing upon data from the Environmental Protection Agency’s air quality reports and AI analysis of xkcd comic strips from 2007 to 2023, we sought to unravel the unexpected connection between environmental factors and the representation of love in a popular webcomic. Despite the seemingly disparate nature of these two variables, our analysis yielded a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9090452, with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. This unexpected correlation prompts an intriguing question: could the particles of air pollution be carrying not only harmful substances but also subtle romantic messages, shaping the creator's portrayal of love in xkcd comics? Our findings suggest a potential avenue for further research exploring the unconventional ways in which environmental factors may influence artistic expression and humor. We also hope to inspire a new form of environmental activism, advocating for cleaner air not only for health reasons but also for the benefit of romance and comedic inspiration. So, before you take a romantic stroll in Hickory, North Carolina, make sure to check both the air quality index and the latest xkcd comic - you might just find a surprising correlation between the two!

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
A peculiar phenomenon has captured the attention of researchers in the fields of environmental science and humor studies. The unlikely intersection of air pollution in Hickory, North Carolina, and the portrayal of romance in xkcd comics has raised eyebrows and beckoned further investigation. The burgeoning field of unconventional correlations has been emboldened by this unexpected discovery, leading us to delve into the depths of these seemingly disparate variables in pursuit of understanding and, of course, a bit of scholarly amusement.
The air we breathe, often taken for granted, has become the focus of mounting concern amidst escalating global industrialization. Hickory, North Carolina, found itself under our researcher’s microscope due to its unique juxtaposition of industrial growth and picturesque surroundings. Simultaneously, the renowned webcomic series xkcd, celebrated for its esoteric humor and scientific wit, became the unsuspecting subject of our inquiry into the aero-romantic element. We could say that we’ve caught a whiff of something truly fascinating in the air, and it’s not just nitrogen and oxygen.
The correlation between air pollution and the romantic themes in xkcd comics materialized with unexpected vigor, leaving us with the challenging task of unraveling the underlying intricacies. How does one begin to comprehend the entanglement of smog and sentiment, or the coalescence of comic artistry and atmospheric particles? While the task may seem daunting, it is not without its enchantment, akin to deciphering the whispering zephyrs of a comedic love sonnet.
As we embark on this illuminating journey, we cannot help but chuckle at the curiosities that have led us here. It appears that the path to understanding the intertwining of air pollution and the lighthearted world of webcomics is, in its essence, a breath of fresh air. So, hold on to your lab coats and your funny bones as we venture forth into the uncharted territory of love and aerosols.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The relationship between air pollution and its impact on various aspects of human life has been a subject of continuous investigation and concern. Smith et al. (2015) examined the detrimental effects of air pollution on respiratory health, while Doe and Jones (2018) explored the economic repercussions of environmental degradation, including the reduction in property values and healthcare costs. These studies underscore the multidimensional impact of air pollution on human well-being and societal functioning. However, our inquiry takes an unconventional turn as we aim to explore the unexpected intersection of air pollution and the portrayal of romance in the xkcd webcomic series.

Turning to the world of literature, non-fiction works such as "The Air We Breathe: A Comprehensive Analysis" by Environmentalist (2016) and "Beauty and the Smog: Urban Environmental Challenges" by Wellness Advocate (2019) have eloquently articulated the pressing need for environmental consciousness and sustainable living. Their findings resonate with the urgency of mitigating air pollution, but they do not delve into the lighthearted embellishments of romance found in the xkcd comics.

In the realm of fiction, classic novels such as "Love in the Time of Cholera" by Nobel Laureate (1985) and "Perfume: The Story of a Murderer" by Scent Enthusiast (1985) explore the intricacies of romantic narratives against various backdrops, albeit without the airborne complexities we are currently grappling with. These literary works, rich in emotional nuances and atmospheric descriptions, offer inspiration of a different kind but provide no substantial insights into the curious correlation we have encountered.

Venturing into the realm of popular culture, our own childhood influences cannot be overlooked. Cartoons such as "Hey Arnold!" and "Rugrats" radiated a sense of innocence and companionship, albeit with a distinct lack of air pollution references. However, the whimsical adventures of "The Magic School Bus," featuring the intrepid Ms. Frizzle and her scientifically improbable escapades, may hold an unexpected parallel to our present investigation. Could the air pollution in Hickory, North Carolina be akin to one of Ms. Frizzle's enigmatic field trips, secretly shaping the romantic dynamics in xkcd comics? The possibilities are as intriguing as they are amusing.

As we navigate through these diverse sources, it becomes evident that our study occupies a distinctive niche, blending scientific inquiry with a dash of comedic curiosity. The parchments of academia and the illustrated panels of webcomics converge in an unlikely embrace, encouraging us to immerse ourselves in this uncharted terrain of love and aerosols.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Hickory, North Carolina and xkcd comics published about romance. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and AI analysis of xkcd comics . You used data from 2007 to 2023

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Love is in the Aerosol: A Correlational Study on Air Pollution in Hickory, North Carolina and the Xkcd Comics Romance Index

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study examined the intriguing relationship between air pollution in Hickory, North Carolina, and the portrayal of romance in xkcd comics. Drawing upon data from the Environmental Protection Agency’s air quality reports and AI analysis of xkcd comic strips from 2007 to 2023, we sought to unravel the unexpected connection between environmental factors and the representation of love in a popular webcomic. Despite the seemingly disparate nature of these two variables, our analysis yielded a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9090452, with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. This unexpected correlation prompts an intriguing question: could the particles of air pollution be carrying not only harmful substances but also subtle romantic messages, shaping the creator's portrayal of love in xkcd comics? Our findings suggest a potential avenue for further research exploring the unconventional ways in which environmental factors may influence artistic expression and humor. We also hope to inspire a new form of environmental activism, advocating for cleaner air not only for health reasons but also for the benefit of romance and comedic inspiration. So, before you take a romantic stroll in Hickory, North Carolina, make sure to check both the air quality index and the latest xkcd comic - you might just find a surprising correlation between the two!

[[INTRODUCTION]]
A peculiar phenomenon has captured the attention of researchers in the fields of environmental science and humor studies. The unlikely intersection of air pollution in Hickory, North Carolina, and the portrayal of romance in xkcd comics has raised eyebrows and beckoned further investigation. The burgeoning field of unconventional correlations has been emboldened by this unexpected discovery, leading us to delve into the depths of these seemingly disparate variables in pursuit of understanding and, of course, a bit of scholarly amusement.
The air we breathe, often taken for granted, has become the focus of mounting concern amidst escalating global industrialization. Hickory, North Carolina, found itself under our researcher’s microscope due to its unique juxtaposition of industrial growth and picturesque surroundings. Simultaneously, the renowned webcomic series xkcd, celebrated for its esoteric humor and scientific wit, became the unsuspecting subject of our inquiry into the aero-romantic element. We could say that we’ve caught a whiff of something truly fascinating in the air, and it’s not just nitrogen and oxygen.
The correlation between air pollution and the romantic themes in xkcd comics materialized with unexpected vigor, leaving us with the challenging task of unraveling the underlying intricacies. How does one begin to comprehend the entanglement of smog and sentiment, or the coalescence of comic artistry and atmospheric particles? While the task may seem daunting, it is not without its enchantment, akin to deciphering the whispering zephyrs of a comedic love sonnet.
As we embark on this illuminating journey, we cannot help but chuckle at the curiosities that have led us here. It appears that the path to understanding the intertwining of air pollution and the lighthearted world of webcomics is, in its essence, a breath of fresh air. So, hold on to your lab coats and your funny bones as we venture forth into the uncharted territory of love and aerosols.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

In order to untangle the web of love and aerosols, we embarked on a methodological journey that was as convoluted as it was captivating. Our quest to uncover the connection between air pollution in Hickory, North Carolina, and the portrayal of romance in xkcd comics involved a multi-faceted approach designed to capture the nuances of both environmental data and webcomic narratives.

To assess the air pollution in Hickory, North Carolina, we leveraged data from the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA), utilizing their comprehensive reports on air quality spanning the years 2007 to 2023. These reports provided us with an empirical understanding of the pollutants suspended in the local atmosphere and allowed us to gauge the ebb and flow of particulate matter, ozone, sulfur dioxide, nitrogen dioxide, and carbon monoxide. As we delved into this sea of atmospheric data, we couldn't help but contemplate the romantic rendezvous these airborne substances might be having on their journey from smokestacks to comic strips.

The AI analysis of xkcd comics, which formed the complementary aspect of our methodology, involved a highly sophisticated algorithm developed specifically for this research endeavor. This algorithm, affectionately named "LOV-BOT 9000," was programmed to discern and categorize the predominant themes of each xkcd comic strip published within the same time frame as our air pollution data. LOV-BOT 9000's arduous task was to identify and quantify the presence of romantic elements, including but not limited to, hearts, cuddles, serenades, and any scientifically relevant expressions of affection or infatuation.

The next step in our methodological odyssey entailed the alignment of these disparate datasets. Here, we needed to confront the challenge of interweaving the aeronautical amorousness and the whimsical webcomics into a harmonious analysis. Our interdisciplinary team, comprised of environmental scientists, data analysts, and comics aficionados, engaged in countless lively debates. The control of laughter and puns within our research meetings became a significant aspect of our "comedy-or-rather-a-sci" approach.

Upon fusion of the environmental and comic data, the team performed a statistical analysis that drew upon advanced correlational techniques. We calculated Pearson’s correlation coefficient and conducted bootstrapped resampling to validate the robustness of the observed relationship between air pollution in Hickory and the romantic portrayal in xkcd comics. The initial findings left us breathless, not due to the local air quality, but from the unexpected strength of the correlation, which smacked the dusty back shelves of our research library.

Lastly, our approach involved a qualitative exploration of the implications arising from this correlation, delving into the interplay of environmental factors and artistic expression, and occasionally allowing ourselves the indulgence of a romantic sigh accompanied by a chuckle at the quirks of our research path.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Hickory, North Carolina and xkcd comics published about romance. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and AI analysis of xkcd comics .

For the time period 2007 to 2023, you found a correlation 0.9090452, r-squared of 0.8263631, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Love is in the Aerosol: A Correlational Study on Air Pollution in Hickory, North Carolina and the Xkcd Comics Romance Index

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study examined the intriguing relationship between air pollution in Hickory, North Carolina, and the portrayal of romance in xkcd comics. Drawing upon data from the Environmental Protection Agency’s air quality reports and AI analysis of xkcd comic strips from 2007 to 2023, we sought to unravel the unexpected connection between environmental factors and the representation of love in a popular webcomic. Despite the seemingly disparate nature of these two variables, our analysis yielded a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9090452, with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. This unexpected correlation prompts an intriguing question: could the particles of air pollution be carrying not only harmful substances but also subtle romantic messages, shaping the creator's portrayal of love in xkcd comics? Our findings suggest a potential avenue for further research exploring the unconventional ways in which environmental factors may influence artistic expression and humor. We also hope to inspire a new form of environmental activism, advocating for cleaner air not only for health reasons but also for the benefit of romance and comedic inspiration. So, before you take a romantic stroll in Hickory, North Carolina, make sure to check both the air quality index and the latest xkcd comic - you might just find a surprising correlation between the two!

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
A peculiar phenomenon has captured the attention of researchers in the fields of environmental science and humor studies. The unlikely intersection of air pollution in Hickory, North Carolina, and the portrayal of romance in xkcd comics has raised eyebrows and beckoned further investigation. The burgeoning field of unconventional correlations has been emboldened by this unexpected discovery, leading us to delve into the depths of these seemingly disparate variables in pursuit of understanding and, of course, a bit of scholarly amusement.
The air we breathe, often taken for granted, has become the focus of mounting concern amidst escalating global industrialization. Hickory, North Carolina, found itself under our researcher’s microscope due to its unique juxtaposition of industrial growth and picturesque surroundings. Simultaneously, the renowned webcomic series xkcd, celebrated for its esoteric humor and scientific wit, became the unsuspecting subject of our inquiry into the aero-romantic element. We could say that we’ve caught a whiff of something truly fascinating in the air, and it’s not just nitrogen and oxygen.
The correlation between air pollution and the romantic themes in xkcd comics materialized with unexpected vigor, leaving us with the challenging task of unraveling the underlying intricacies. How does one begin to comprehend the entanglement of smog and sentiment, or the coalescence of comic artistry and atmospheric particles? While the task may seem daunting, it is not without its enchantment, akin to deciphering the whispering zephyrs of a comedic love sonnet.
As we embark on this illuminating journey, we cannot help but chuckle at the curiosities that have led us here. It appears that the path to understanding the intertwining of air pollution and the lighthearted world of webcomics is, in its essence, a breath of fresh air. So, hold on to your lab coats and your funny bones as we venture forth into the uncharted territory of love and aerosols.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The analysis of the data collected from the Environmental Protection Agency's air quality reports and AI analysis of xkcd comics yielded unexpected insights into the intriguing relationship between air pollution in Hickory, North Carolina, and the portrayal of romance in xkcd comics. The correlation coefficient between the two variables was found to be 0.9090452, with an r-squared value of 0.8263631, and a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a statistically significant relationship.

Figure 1 illustrates a scatterplot demonstrating the strong correlation between air pollution levels in Hickory and the representation of romance in xkcd comics, further underscoring the surprising nature of this connection. The data points cluster tightly around the ascending trend line, providing compelling visual evidence of this unanticipated relationship.

It is noteworthy that the strength of the correlation, exemplified by the high r-squared value, indicates that approximately 82.6% of the variation in the portrayal of romance in xkcd comics can be explained by the variance in air pollution levels in Hickory, North Carolina. This finding not only highlights the robustness of the relationship but also raises intriguing questions about the potential mechanisms underlying this association.

The presence of such a significant correlation prompts contemplation regarding the influence of environmental factors on creative expression and humor. Could it be that the particles of air pollution are not only carrying harmful substances but also subtle messages of romance, shaping the portrayal of love in xkcd comics?

These unexpected findings open a unique avenue for further exploration, encouraging the consideration of unconventional influences on artistic creations. As we revel in the intellectual charm of this discovery, we are reminded that sometimes, in the pursuit of knowledge, we may stumble upon the most unexpected and whimsical connections, akin to discovering hidden treasures amidst a tangled comedic tapestry.

The results of this study advocate for a broader understanding of the interplay between environmental elements and artistic inspiration, paving the way for future investigations into the whimsical bond between aero-romantic elements and creative expression. These findings also underscore the need for holistic environmental advocacy, advocating for cleaner air not only for the sake of public health but also for the preservation of artistic ingenuity and subtle romantic nuances.

In summary, the correlation between air pollution in Hickory, North Carolina, and the portrayal of romance in xkcd comics presents a thought-provoking enigma that challenges conventional wisdom and invites further scholarly amusement. It is a testament to the unyielding curiosity that drives research – a reminder that even in the most unassuming of places, there may lie a whimsical correlation waiting to be discovered. So, next time you're perusing an xkcd comic or taking a stroll in Hickory, North Carolina, pause for a moment to appreciate the unexpected dance of romance amidst the particles in the air.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Hickory, North Carolina and xkcd comics published about romance. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Love is in the Aerosol: A Correlational Study on Air Pollution in Hickory, North Carolina and the Xkcd Comics Romance Index

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study examined the intriguing relationship between air pollution in Hickory, North Carolina, and the portrayal of romance in xkcd comics. Drawing upon data from the Environmental Protection Agency’s air quality reports and AI analysis of xkcd comic strips from 2007 to 2023, we sought to unravel the unexpected connection between environmental factors and the representation of love in a popular webcomic. Despite the seemingly disparate nature of these two variables, our analysis yielded a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9090452, with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. This unexpected correlation prompts an intriguing question: could the particles of air pollution be carrying not only harmful substances but also subtle romantic messages, shaping the creator's portrayal of love in xkcd comics? Our findings suggest a potential avenue for further research exploring the unconventional ways in which environmental factors may influence artistic expression and humor. We also hope to inspire a new form of environmental activism, advocating for cleaner air not only for health reasons but also for the benefit of romance and comedic inspiration. So, before you take a romantic stroll in Hickory, North Carolina, make sure to check both the air quality index and the latest xkcd comic - you might just find a surprising correlation between the two!

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The relationship between air pollution and its impact on various aspects of human life has been a subject of continuous investigation and concern. Smith et al. (2015) examined the detrimental effects of air pollution on respiratory health, while Doe and Jones (2018) explored the economic repercussions of environmental degradation, including the reduction in property values and healthcare costs. These studies underscore the multidimensional impact of air pollution on human well-being and societal functioning. However, our inquiry takes an unconventional turn as we aim to explore the unexpected intersection of air pollution and the portrayal of romance in the xkcd webcomic series.
Turning to the world of literature, non-fiction works such as "The Air We Breathe: A Comprehensive Analysis" by Environmentalist (2016) and "Beauty and the Smog: Urban Environmental Challenges" by Wellness Advocate (2019) have eloquently articulated the pressing need for environmental consciousness and sustainable living. Their findings resonate with the urgency of mitigating air pollution, but they do not delve into the lighthearted embellishments of romance found in the xkcd comics.
In the realm of fiction, classic novels such as "Love in the Time of Cholera" by Nobel Laureate (1985) and "Perfume: The Story of a Murderer" by Scent Enthusiast (1985) explore the intricacies of romantic narratives against various backdrops, albeit without the airborne complexities we are currently grappling with. These literary works, rich in emotional nuances and atmospheric descriptions, offer inspiration of a different kind but provide no substantial insights into the curious correlation we have encountered.
Venturing into the realm of popular culture, our own childhood influences cannot be overlooked. Cartoons such as "Hey Arnold!" and "Rugrats" radiated a sense of innocence and companionship, albeit with a distinct lack of air pollution references. However, the whimsical adventures of "The Magic School Bus," featuring the intrepid Ms. Frizzle and her scientifically improbable escapades, may hold an unexpected parallel to our present investigation. Could the air pollution in Hickory, North Carolina be akin to one of Ms. Frizzle's enigmatic field trips, secretly shaping the romantic dynamics in xkcd comics? The possibilities are as intriguing as they are amusing.
As we navigate through these diverse sources, it becomes evident that our study occupies a distinctive niche, blending scientific inquiry with a dash of comedic curiosity. The parchments of academia and the illustrated panels of webcomics converge in an unlikely embrace, encouraging us to immerse ourselves in this uncharted terrain of love and aerosols.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the data collected from the Environmental Protection Agency's air quality reports and AI analysis of xkcd comics yielded unexpected insights into the intriguing relationship between air pollution in Hickory, North Carolina, and the portrayal of romance in xkcd comics. The correlation coefficient between the two variables was found to be 0.9090452, with an r-squared value of 0.8263631, and a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a statistically significant relationship.
Figure 1 illustrates a scatterplot demonstrating the strong correlation between air pollution levels in Hickory and the representation of romance in xkcd comics, further underscoring the surprising nature of this connection. The data points cluster tightly around the ascending trend line, providing compelling visual evidence of this unanticipated relationship.
It is noteworthy that the strength of the correlation, exemplified by the high r-squared value, indicates that approximately 82.6% of the variation in the portrayal of romance in xkcd comics can be explained by the variance in air pollution levels in Hickory, North Carolina. This finding not only highlights the robustness of the relationship but also raises intriguing questions about the potential mechanisms underlying this association.
The presence of such a significant correlation prompts contemplation regarding the influence of environmental factors on creative expression and humor. Could it be that the particles of air pollution are not only carrying harmful substances but also subtle messages of romance, shaping the portrayal of love in xkcd comics?
These unexpected findings open a unique avenue for further exploration, encouraging the consideration of unconventional influences on artistic creations. As we revel in the intellectual charm of this discovery, we are reminded that sometimes, in the pursuit of knowledge, we may stumble upon the most unexpected and whimsical connections, akin to discovering hidden treasures amidst a tangled comedic tapestry.
The results of this study advocate for a broader understanding of the interplay between environmental elements and artistic inspiration, paving the way for future investigations into the whimsical bond between aero-romantic elements and creative expression. These findings also underscore the need for holistic environmental advocacy, advocating for cleaner air not only for the sake of public health but also for the preservation of artistic ingenuity and subtle romantic nuances.
In summary, the correlation between air pollution in Hickory, North Carolina, and the portrayal of romance in xkcd comics presents a thought-provoking enigma that challenges conventional wisdom and invites further scholarly amusement. It is a testament to the unyielding curiosity that drives research – a reminder that even in the most unassuming of places, there may lie a whimsical correlation waiting to be discovered. So, next time you're perusing an xkcd comic or taking a stroll in Hickory, North Carolina, pause for a moment to appreciate the unexpected dance of romance amidst the particles in the air.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The significant correlation between air pollution in Hickory, North Carolina, and the representation of romance in xkcd comics, as indicated by our study, is truly remarkable, isn't it? Who would have thought that the invisible particles in the air could be so amorous? It seems the creator of xkcd might be inhaling more than just oxygen and nitrogen as they craft their comics; perhaps they are breathing in inspiration that manifests as a whimsical touch of romance in their work.

Our findings align with the prior research on the multifaceted impact of air pollution on diverse aspects of human life, albeit in an unconventional and unexpected manner. The correlation coefficient of 0.9090452 and the robust r-squared value of 0.8263631 further bolster the evidence of this unlikely relationship. If only all relationships were as straightforward!

This unexpected correlation may prompt some comic artists to consider relocating to areas with cleaner air, for enhanced comedic and romantic inspiration. Imagine a future where city rankings are not only based on livability but also creativity, with criteria such as "airborne endearment index" and "amorous particulate matter concentration" determining the most inspirational locales for budding cartoonists.

Our discussion would not be complete without pondering the potential mechanisms by which air pollution influences the portrayal of romance in xkcd comics. Could it be that high levels of air pollution lead to a greater longing for romance, thus inspiring the creation of more romantic comics? Or perhaps the pollution itself holds mysterious romantic properties, subtly influencing the artist's perception of love? The enigmatic nature of this correlation leaves ample room for imaginative hypotheses, reminiscent of a compelling mystery novel.

While the results of this study are undoubtedly thought-provoking, it is essential to recognize the need for nuanced interpretations and further exploration. As we immerse ourselves in this unconventional terrain of research, we are reminded of the whimsical possibilities that the academic world can offer. It evokes a sense of discovery akin to stumbling upon a hidden treasure in a vast, uncharted comedic tapestry.

In essence, our findings have illuminated the gravity of this unusual connection and have laid the groundwork for future investigations into the interplay between environmental elements and artistic expression. So, the next time you encounter a new xkcd comic and take a deep breath of Hickory, North Carolina's air, consider the unexpected dance of romance amidst the particles and cherish the whimsical connections that may lie within our seemingly ordinary surroundings.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Hickory, North Carolina and xkcd comics published about romance. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Love is in the Aerosol: A Correlational Study on Air Pollution in Hickory, North Carolina and the Xkcd Comics Romance Index

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study examined the intriguing relationship between air pollution in Hickory, North Carolina, and the portrayal of romance in xkcd comics. Drawing upon data from the Environmental Protection Agency’s air quality reports and AI analysis of xkcd comic strips from 2007 to 2023, we sought to unravel the unexpected connection between environmental factors and the representation of love in a popular webcomic. Despite the seemingly disparate nature of these two variables, our analysis yielded a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9090452, with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. This unexpected correlation prompts an intriguing question: could the particles of air pollution be carrying not only harmful substances but also subtle romantic messages, shaping the creator's portrayal of love in xkcd comics? Our findings suggest a potential avenue for further research exploring the unconventional ways in which environmental factors may influence artistic expression and humor. We also hope to inspire a new form of environmental activism, advocating for cleaner air not only for health reasons but also for the benefit of romance and comedic inspiration. So, before you take a romantic stroll in Hickory, North Carolina, make sure to check both the air quality index and the latest xkcd comic - you might just find a surprising correlation between the two!

[[INTRDUCTION]]
A peculiar phenomenon has captured the attention of researchers in the fields of environmental science and humor studies. The unlikely intersection of air pollution in Hickory, North Carolina, and the portrayal of romance in xkcd comics has raised eyebrows and beckoned further investigation. The burgeoning field of unconventional correlations has been emboldened by this unexpected discovery, leading us to delve into the depths of these seemingly disparate variables in pursuit of understanding and, of course, a bit of scholarly amusement.
The air we breathe, often taken for granted, has become the focus of mounting concern amidst escalating global industrialization. Hickory, North Carolina, found itself under our researcher’s microscope due to its unique juxtaposition of industrial growth and picturesque surroundings. Simultaneously, the renowned webcomic series xkcd, celebrated for its esoteric humor and scientific wit, became the unsuspecting subject of our inquiry into the aero-romantic element. We could say that we’ve caught a whiff of something truly fascinating in the air, and it’s not just nitrogen and oxygen.
The correlation between air pollution and the romantic themes in xkcd comics materialized with unexpected vigor, leaving us with the challenging task of unraveling the underlying intricacies. How does one begin to comprehend the entanglement of smog and sentiment, or the coalescence of comic artistry and atmospheric particles? While the task may seem daunting, it is not without its enchantment, akin to deciphering the whispering zephyrs of a comedic love sonnet.
As we embark on this illuminating journey, we cannot help but chuckle at the curiosities that have led us here. It appears that the path to understanding the intertwining of air pollution and the lighthearted world of webcomics is, in its essence, a breath of fresh air. So, hold on to your lab coats and your funny bones as we venture forth into the uncharted territory of love and aerosols.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the data collected from the Environmental Protection Agency's air quality reports and AI analysis of xkcd comics yielded unexpected insights into the intriguing relationship between air pollution in Hickory, North Carolina, and the portrayal of romance in xkcd comics. The correlation coefficient between the two variables was found to be 0.9090452, with an r-squared value of 0.8263631, and a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a statistically significant relationship.
Figure 1 illustrates a scatterplot demonstrating the strong correlation between air pollution levels in Hickory and the representation of romance in xkcd comics, further underscoring the surprising nature of this connection. The data points cluster tightly around the ascending trend line, providing compelling visual evidence of this unanticipated relationship.
It is noteworthy that the strength of the correlation, exemplified by the high r-squared value, indicates that approximately 82.6% of the variation in the portrayal of romance in xkcd comics can be explained by the variance in air pollution levels in Hickory, North Carolina. This finding not only highlights the robustness of the relationship but also raises intriguing questions about the potential mechanisms underlying this association.
The presence of such a significant correlation prompts contemplation regarding the influence of environmental factors on creative expression and humor. Could it be that the particles of air pollution are not only carrying harmful substances but also subtle messages of romance, shaping the portrayal of love in xkcd comics?
These unexpected findings open a unique avenue for further exploration, encouraging the consideration of unconventional influences on artistic creations. As we revel in the intellectual charm of this discovery, we are reminded that sometimes, in the pursuit of knowledge, we may stumble upon the most unexpected and whimsical connections, akin to discovering hidden treasures amidst a tangled comedic tapestry.
The results of this study advocate for a broader understanding of the interplay between environmental elements and artistic inspiration, paving the way for future investigations into the whimsical bond between aero-romantic elements and creative expression. These findings also underscore the need for holistic environmental advocacy, advocating for cleaner air not only for the sake of public health but also for the preservation of artistic ingenuity and subtle romantic nuances.
In summary, the correlation between air pollution in Hickory, North Carolina, and the portrayal of romance in xkcd comics presents a thought-provoking enigma that challenges conventional wisdom and invites further scholarly amusement. It is a testament to the unyielding curiosity that drives research – a reminder that even in the most unassuming of places, there may lie a whimsical correlation waiting to be discovered. So, next time you're perusing an xkcd comic or taking a stroll in Hickory, North Carolina, pause for a moment to appreciate the unexpected dance of romance amidst the particles in the air.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our research has uncovered a remarkably robust correlation between air pollution in Hickory, North Carolina, and the portrayal of romance in xkcd comics. While on the surface, one might be inclined to dismiss this connection as mere happenstance, the statistical evidence speaks volumes. It appears that the whimsical interplay of environmental factors and artistic expression extends far beyond what meets the eye, much like the hidden Easter eggs in an xkcd comic strip.

The thought-provoking association between air pollution and the depiction of romance in xkcd comics has left us not only intrigued but also tickled by the unexpected turn of events. We are reminded that amidst the empirical rigidity of research, there exists a space for whimsy and wonder, where the most unexpected correlations can blossom into delightful scholarly anecdotes.

While our findings certainly raise more questions than they answer, we stand on the precipice of a new frontier in environmental and artistic exploration, a space where the comedic and the romantic collide amidst the particles of air. It is evident that the nuances of creative inspiration are far more complex and multifaceted than previously imagined, much like the intricate dance of air pollutants in the atmosphere.

In light of these revelatory findings, it seems we may have stumbled upon a rather enchanting truth: the air in Hickory, North Carolina, is not only rife with pollutants but also, dare we say, with poetic potential. Our research invites future scholars to venture forth into this whimsical realm, not merely for the sake of scholarly pursuit but for the sheer amusement of uncovering the unexpected correlations that permeate our world.

In the grand tradition of academic inquiry, we declare that no more research is needed in this area. The air pollution of Hickory, North Carolina, has been thoroughly scrutinized and found to harbor surprising romantic revelations. With this, we bid adieu to the enthralling quest for aero-romantic connections and invite others to savor the unexpected humor and whimsy that permeate the world of scholarly research.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Love is in the Aerosol: A Correlational Study on Air Pollution in Hickory, North Carolina and the Xkcd Comics Romance Index. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Eclectic Environmental Entanglements


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Love is in the Aerosol: A Correlational Study on Air Pollution in Hickory, North Carolina and the Xkcd Comics Romance Index. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Institute for Atmospheric Affection Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Love is in the Aerosol: A Correlational Study on Air Pollution in Hickory, North Carolina and the Xkcd Comics Romance Index with an abstract of This study examined the intriguing relationship between air pollution in Hickory, North Carolina, and the portrayal of romance in xkcd comics. Drawing upon data from the Environmental Protection Agency’s air quality reports and AI analysis of xkcd comic strips from 2007 to 2023, we sought to unravel the unexpected connection between environmental factors and the representation of love in a popular webcomic. Despite the seemingly disparate nature of these two variables, our analysis yielded a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9090452, with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. This unexpected correlation prompts an intriguing question: could the particles of air pollution be carrying not only harmful substances but also subtle romantic messages, shaping the creator's portrayal of love in xkcd comics? Our findings suggest a potential avenue for further research exploring the unconventional ways in which environmental factors may influence artistic expression and humor. We also hope to inspire a new form of environmental activism, advocating for cleaner air not only for health reasons but also for the benefit of romance and comedic inspiration. So, before you take a romantic stroll in Hickory, North Carolina, make sure to check both the air quality index and the latest xkcd comic - you might just find a surprising correlation between the two!

ChatGPT:

Hickory North Carolina, air pollution, xkcd comics, romance, correlation study, environmental factors, artistic expression, humor, air quality index, EPA reports, AI analysis, webcomic, correlation coefficient

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Data details

Air pollution in Hickory, North Carolina
Detailed data title: Percentage of days with moderate or worse air quality in Hickory-Lenoir-Morganton, NC
Source: Environmental Protection Agency
See what else correlates with Air pollution in Hickory, North Carolina

xkcd comics published about romance
Detailed data title: The number of xkcd comics published each year about romance
Source: AI analysis of xkcd comics
Additional Info: I designed a Python workflow to perform OCR on every xkcd comic, feed that text into a large language model, and ask the model whether this comic was about the category named in the title.

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Correlation r = 0.9090452 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.8263631 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 82.6% of the change in the one variable (i.e., xkcd comics published about romance) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Air pollution in Hickory, North Carolina) over the 17 years from 2007 through 2023.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 4.4E-7. 0.0000004366782239910131000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.91 in 4.4E-5% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 2,290,016 random variables You don't actually need 2 million variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 16 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 16 because we have two variables measured over a period of 17 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.76, 0.97 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
20072008200920102011201220132014201520162017201820192020202120222023
Air pollution in Hickory, North Carolina (Bad air quality days)0.701370.6065570.3863010.4890110.4356160.3205480.1923080.2307690.3314920.2868850.2527780.2383560.2465750.1270720.2527780.1945210.283951
xkcd comics published about romance (xkcd comics)38352128111834323115635




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([0.70137,0.606557,0.386301,0.489011,0.435616,0.320548,0.192308,0.230769,0.331492,0.286885,0.252778,0.238356,0.246575,0.127072,0.252778,0.194521,0.283951,])
array_2 = np.array([38,35,21,28,11,18,3,4,3,2,3,1,1,5,6,3,5,])
array_1_name = "Air pollution in Hickory, North Carolina"
array_2_name = "xkcd comics published about romance"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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