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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Popularity of the first name Demetrius and the second variable is Robberies in Missouri.  The chart goes from 1985 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

Fewer people were using the name Demetrius, so there were fewer potential robbers overall. The Demetrius demographic just wasn't as interested in a life of crime, leading to a decrease in robberies in Missouri.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: How about generating an image of a graph charting the declining popularity of the name Demetrius over the years? The graph could be prominently featured in the center of the image, with the line steadily decreasing. In the background, a map of Missouri could be displayed, visualizing a decrease in the number of robberies over time. Finally, in the foreground, there could be a simplified diagram illustrating the decline in "demo-thieves" as the name falls out of favor, along with a decreasing trend in robberies. This arrangement would effectively illustrate the concept of decreasing crime in correlation with the declining popularity of a name. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Popularity of the first name Demetrius and Robberies in Missouri. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: A Discovery magazine cover image Realistic A photo-realistic image 3D Pixar Style Cubism
ChatGPT: Realistic

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Popularity of the first name Demetrius and Robberies in Missouri, in the following situation: As the name Demetrius fell out of favor, it led to a decrease in "demo-thieves" in Missouri, resulting in lower robbery rates. With fewer "demo" criminals, the state was no longer a "hot spot" for "rob-beries.". Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: Imagine a graph showing the decreasing popularity of the name Demetrius, while in the background, a map of Missouri displays decreasing numbers of robberies. In the foreground, a diagram shows a decline in "demo-thieves" as the name falls out of favor, leading to a decrease in robberies. The decline in "demo" criminals makes Missouri less of a "hot spot" for "rob-beries."

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Realistic ] and depicting this scene: Imagine a graph showing the decreasing popularity of the name Demetrius, while in the background, a map of Missouri displays decreasing numbers of robberies. In the foreground, a diagram shows a decline in "demo-thieves" as the name falls out of favor, leading to a decrease in robberies. The decline in "demo" criminals makes Missouri less of a "hot spot" for "rob-beries." Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: How about generating an image of a graph charting the declining popularity of the name Demetrius over the years? The graph could be prominently featured in the center of the image, with the line steadily decreasing. In the background, a map of Missouri could be displayed, visualizing a decrease in the number of robberies over time. Finally, in the foreground, there could be a simplified diagram illustrating the decline in "demo-thieves" as the name falls out of favor, along with a decreasing trend in robberies. This arrangement would effectively illustrate the concept of decreasing crime in correlation with the declining popularity of a name.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in Popularity of the first name Demetrius caused Robberies in Missouri to decrease.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Robbing Peter to Pay Demetrius: Unveiling the Correlation Between the Popularity of the First Name Demetrius and Robberies in Missouri

The Journal of Quirky Social Dynamics

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Demetrius and Robberies in Missouri. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title seem clever.

Your research team used data from US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9604490 and p < 0.01 for 1985 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Robbing Peter to Pay Demetrius: Unveiling the Correlation Between the Popularity of the First Name "Demetrius" and Robberies in Missouri

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the perplexing relationship between the prevalence of the first name "Demetrius" and the occurrences of robberies in the state of Missouri. Leveraging data obtained from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services spanning the years 1985 to 2022, we employed rigorous statistical methods to uncover the statistical ties lying beneath the seemingly disparate realms of nomenclature and criminal activities.

Our findings reveal a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.9604490, coupled with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, illuminating a strong positive association between the frequency of the given name "Demetrius" and the incidence of robberies within the state borders.

In addition to shedding light on this unanticipated linkage, we offer insights into the potential societal and psychological factors that might underpin this correlation, contemplating the intriguing interplay between individual names and criminal behaviors. Our research stands as a testament to the unexpected quirks and quirks of human naming conventions and their peculiar connections to criminal activities.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Demetrius and Robberies in Missouri. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Robbing Peter to Pay Demetrius: Unveiling the Correlation Between the Popularity of the First Name "Demetrius" and Robberies in Missouri

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the perplexing relationship between the prevalence of the first name "Demetrius" and the occurrences of robberies in the state of Missouri. Leveraging data obtained from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services spanning the years 1985 to 2022, we employed rigorous statistical methods to uncover the statistical ties lying beneath the seemingly disparate realms of nomenclature and criminal activities.

Our findings reveal a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.9604490, coupled with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, illuminating a strong positive association between the frequency of the given name "Demetrius" and the incidence of robberies within the state borders.

In addition to shedding light on this unanticipated linkage, we offer insights into the potential societal and psychological factors that might underpin this correlation, contemplating the intriguing interplay between individual names and criminal behaviors. Our research stands as a testament to the unexpected quirks and quirks of human naming conventions and their peculiar connections to criminal activities.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The interplay between individual names and societal phenomena has long been a subject of fascination and curiosity. In the realm of statistical analysis, uncovering correlations between seemingly unrelated variables is akin to unraveling a cryptic crossword puzzle - challenging, yet immensely satisfying when the pieces finally fall into place. In this study, we embark on an investigative journey to explore the perplexing yet captivating relationship between the prevalence of the first name "Demetrius" and the occurrence of robberies in the state of Missouri.

As we delve into this uncharted territory of nomenclature and criminal activities, we are confronted with the peculiar conundrum of finding potential connections between a given name and criminal behavior. It is akin to searching for a needle in a haystack, albeit a needle with an unmistakably unique moniker. Our curiosity is piqued, and our statistical toolkit stands ready to unravel the mysteries that lie concealed within the data.

This study endeavors to bring to the forefront an unexpected correlation that transcends the conventional realms of causal relationships, propelling us into a realm where the unexpected becomes the norm. Our statistical methods serve as the magnifying glass through which we scrutinize the intricate web of data, teasing out the underlying patterns that may explain the surprising association between the frequency of the name "Demetrius" and the incidence of robberies in the Show-Me State.

We stand at the intersection of social psychology and statistical inquiry, poised to shed light on a phenomenon that challenges conventional wisdom and invites us to contemplate the whimsical nature of human nomenclature. With a hint of jest and a touch of scientific rigor, we embark on a journey to elucidate the enthralling correlation between naming conventions and criminal propensities in the state of Missouri.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Demetrius and Robberies in Missouri. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then cite some social media posts you read that seem to be related.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Robbing Peter to Pay Demetrius: Unveiling the Correlation Between the Popularity of the First Name "Demetrius" and Robberies in Missouri

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the perplexing relationship between the prevalence of the first name "Demetrius" and the occurrences of robberies in the state of Missouri. Leveraging data obtained from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services spanning the years 1985 to 2022, we employed rigorous statistical methods to uncover the statistical ties lying beneath the seemingly disparate realms of nomenclature and criminal activities.

Our findings reveal a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.9604490, coupled with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, illuminating a strong positive association between the frequency of the given name "Demetrius" and the incidence of robberies within the state borders.

In addition to shedding light on this unanticipated linkage, we offer insights into the potential societal and psychological factors that might underpin this correlation, contemplating the intriguing interplay between individual names and criminal behaviors. Our research stands as a testament to the unexpected quirks and quirks of human naming conventions and their peculiar connections to criminal activities.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The interplay between individual names and societal phenomena has long been a subject of fascination and curiosity. In the realm of statistical analysis, uncovering correlations between seemingly unrelated variables is akin to unraveling a cryptic crossword puzzle - challenging, yet immensely satisfying when the pieces finally fall into place. In this study, we embark on an investigative journey to explore the perplexing yet captivating relationship between the prevalence of the first name "Demetrius" and the occurrence of robberies in the state of Missouri.
As we delve into this uncharted territory of nomenclature and criminal activities, we are confronted with the peculiar conundrum of finding potential connections between a given name and criminal behavior. It is akin to searching for a needle in a haystack, albeit a needle with an unmistakably unique moniker. Our curiosity is piqued, and our statistical toolkit stands ready to unravel the mysteries that lie concealed within the data.
This study endeavors to bring to the forefront an unexpected correlation that transcends the conventional realms of causal relationships, propelling us into a realm where the unexpected becomes the norm. Our statistical methods serve as the magnifying glass through which we scrutinize the intricate web of data, teasing out the underlying patterns that may explain the surprising association between the frequency of the name "Demetrius" and the incidence of robberies in the Show-Me State.
We stand at the intersection of social psychology and statistical inquiry, poised to shed light on a phenomenon that challenges conventional wisdom and invites us to contemplate the whimsical nature of human nomenclature. With a hint of jest and a touch of scientific rigor, we embark on a journey to elucidate the enthralling correlation between naming conventions and criminal propensities in the state of Missouri.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

Previous studies have made strides in uncovering unexpected correlations and unearthing surprising links between seemingly disparate variables. Smith et al. investigated the correlation between first names and criminal activities, uncovering intriguing associations that defied conventional wisdom. In "The Name Game: Unraveling the Enigmatic Links Between Nomenclature and Misdeeds," the authors found that individuals with certain names were more likely to engage in illicit pursuits, presenting a compelling argument for the influence of nomenclature on behavioral patterns.

Furthermore, Doe et al. delved into the realm of sociolinguistics and criminal behavior, exploring the intricate connections between personal names and propensity for criminal activities. Their work, "Monikers and Misdemeanors: A Linguistic Analysis of Naming and Criminal Tendencies," revealed compelling evidence of the subtle yet significant impact of naming conventions on individuals' inclinations towards unlawful deeds.

In addition to these scholarly investigations, Jones et al. delved into the realm of geographic correlations, investigating the potential links between individual names and regional criminal activities. In "Labels and Larceny: The Geographic Dynamics of Monikers and Misdeeds," the authors unearthed surprising connections between the prevalence of specific names and the incidence of criminal behaviors in particular regions.

Moving beyond the traditional realm of academic research, insights from non-fiction works such as "Names and Nemeses: Unraveling the Intriguing Links Between Nomenclature and Ne'er-do-wells" by Linguistics Luminary shed light on the complex interplay between names and criminal propensities. Additionally, "Robbery and Naming: Exploring the Enigmatic Nexus" by Criminology Connoisseur presents thought-provoking analyses of the unexpected correlations between nomenclature and felonious activities.

We also draw attention to fictional works that tease at the intriguing intersection between personal names and criminal endeavors, such as "The Robbery Chronicles: Tales of Demetrius and Depredation" and "Naming Nightmares: The Curious Case of Criminal Monikers." These works, while not grounded in empirical evidence, offer entertaining narratives that prompt contemplation of the whimsical nature of nomenclature and its potential influences on criminal behaviors.

Furthermore, social media contributions have surfaced, with anecdotal accounts and musings pondering the perplexing connections between the popularity of the first name "Demetrius" and the occurrences of robberies in the state of Missouri. These online discussions serve as a testament to the public's curiosity and intrigue surrounding this unconventional correlation, reflecting a broader interest in the interplay between names and societal phenomena.

Collectively, these sources lay the groundwork for our investigation into the correlation between the prevalence of the first name "Demetrius" and the incidence of robberies in Missouri, prompting contemplation of the unexpected and often whimsical connections that underlie human nomenclature and its potential influences on criminal propensities.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Demetrius and Robberies in Missouri. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services . You used data from 1985 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Robbing Peter to Pay Demetrius: Unveiling the Correlation Between the Popularity of the First Name "Demetrius" and Robberies in Missouri

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the perplexing relationship between the prevalence of the first name "Demetrius" and the occurrences of robberies in the state of Missouri. Leveraging data obtained from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services spanning the years 1985 to 2022, we employed rigorous statistical methods to uncover the statistical ties lying beneath the seemingly disparate realms of nomenclature and criminal activities.

Our findings reveal a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.9604490, coupled with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, illuminating a strong positive association between the frequency of the given name "Demetrius" and the incidence of robberies within the state borders.

In addition to shedding light on this unanticipated linkage, we offer insights into the potential societal and psychological factors that might underpin this correlation, contemplating the intriguing interplay between individual names and criminal behaviors. Our research stands as a testament to the unexpected quirks and quirks of human naming conventions and their peculiar connections to criminal activities.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The interplay between individual names and societal phenomena has long been a subject of fascination and curiosity. In the realm of statistical analysis, uncovering correlations between seemingly unrelated variables is akin to unraveling a cryptic crossword puzzle - challenging, yet immensely satisfying when the pieces finally fall into place. In this study, we embark on an investigative journey to explore the perplexing yet captivating relationship between the prevalence of the first name "Demetrius" and the occurrence of robberies in the state of Missouri.
As we delve into this uncharted territory of nomenclature and criminal activities, we are confronted with the peculiar conundrum of finding potential connections between a given name and criminal behavior. It is akin to searching for a needle in a haystack, albeit a needle with an unmistakably unique moniker. Our curiosity is piqued, and our statistical toolkit stands ready to unravel the mysteries that lie concealed within the data.
This study endeavors to bring to the forefront an unexpected correlation that transcends the conventional realms of causal relationships, propelling us into a realm where the unexpected becomes the norm. Our statistical methods serve as the magnifying glass through which we scrutinize the intricate web of data, teasing out the underlying patterns that may explain the surprising association between the frequency of the name "Demetrius" and the incidence of robberies in the Show-Me State.
We stand at the intersection of social psychology and statistical inquiry, poised to shed light on a phenomenon that challenges conventional wisdom and invites us to contemplate the whimsical nature of human nomenclature. With a hint of jest and a touch of scientific rigor, we embark on a journey to elucidate the enthralling correlation between naming conventions and criminal propensities in the state of Missouri.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

Sample and Data Collection

The emergence of this investigation into the enigmatic association between the frequency of the first name "Demetrius" and the incidence of robberies in Missouri necessitated a meticulous and comprehensive approach to sample and data collection. The primary source of data for the prevalence of the name "Demetrius" was the US Social Security Administration, which maintains a comprehensive registry of baby names conferred upon newborns across the United States. Leveraging the voluminous dataset spanning the years 1985 to 2022, we extracted the frequency of the name "Demetrius" and examined its temporal trends.

Concurrently, to obtain detailed information on the occurrences of robberies within the state borders, we turned to the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, which houses a repository of criminal activities reported across various jurisdictions. The data encompassing the same period served as the backbone for our exploration into the correlation between nomenclature and criminal propensities.

Statistical Analysis

The statistical analysis in this research endeavor necessitated the employment of robust and cutting-edge methodologies to disentangle the intricate web of relationships between the frequency of the name "Demetrius" and the incidences of robberies in the state of Missouri. To initiate our scrutiny, we computed the correlation coefficient to elucidate the strength and direction of the relationship between the two variables. Employing a variety of statistical tests, we sought to unravel the statistical significance of the observed association, steering clear of any misadventures in the statistical wilderness.

Utilizing time series analysis techniques, we endeavored to dissect the temporal dynamics of the correlation, attempting to discern any underlying patterns that might shed light on the nature of the relationship. The statistical power of our analysis was harnessed to navigate the murky waters of nomenclature and criminal activities, ensuring our findings remained as precise as a laser beam in a laboratory of statistical inquiry.

Furthermore, in our pursuit to comprehend the potential mechanisms underlying this unforeseen linkage, we explored various control variables such as demographic factors and socioeconomic indicators, striving to ascertain the robustness of our findings amid the statistical noise, similar to panning for gold in a river of confounding variables.

Sensitivity Analysis

To gauge the sensitivity of our results to potential confounding factors and alternative model specifications, we conducted a series of sensitivity analyses, akin to probing the resilience of a scientific theory to withstand the gusts of skepticism. This approach enriched the robustness of our findings, bolstering the validity of our inferences in the face of potential methodological foibles, as navigating this domain of unexpected correlations required a sturdy statistical vessel to brave the tempestuous waters of skepticism.

In summary, our research methodology employed a judicious blend of data collection, statistical analysis, and sensitivity assessments to unravel the connection between the prevalence of the name "Demetrius" and the occurrences of robberies in Missouri, spotlighting the unexpected twists and turns that awaited us in this intriguing journey of statistical inquiry.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Demetrius and Robberies in Missouri. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services .

For the time period 1985 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.9604490, r-squared of 0.9224624, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Robbing Peter to Pay Demetrius: Unveiling the Correlation Between the Popularity of the First Name "Demetrius" and Robberies in Missouri

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the perplexing relationship between the prevalence of the first name "Demetrius" and the occurrences of robberies in the state of Missouri. Leveraging data obtained from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services spanning the years 1985 to 2022, we employed rigorous statistical methods to uncover the statistical ties lying beneath the seemingly disparate realms of nomenclature and criminal activities.

Our findings reveal a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.9604490, coupled with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, illuminating a strong positive association between the frequency of the given name "Demetrius" and the incidence of robberies within the state borders.

In addition to shedding light on this unanticipated linkage, we offer insights into the potential societal and psychological factors that might underpin this correlation, contemplating the intriguing interplay between individual names and criminal behaviors. Our research stands as a testament to the unexpected quirks and quirks of human naming conventions and their peculiar connections to criminal activities.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The interplay between individual names and societal phenomena has long been a subject of fascination and curiosity. In the realm of statistical analysis, uncovering correlations between seemingly unrelated variables is akin to unraveling a cryptic crossword puzzle - challenging, yet immensely satisfying when the pieces finally fall into place. In this study, we embark on an investigative journey to explore the perplexing yet captivating relationship between the prevalence of the first name "Demetrius" and the occurrence of robberies in the state of Missouri.
As we delve into this uncharted territory of nomenclature and criminal activities, we are confronted with the peculiar conundrum of finding potential connections between a given name and criminal behavior. It is akin to searching for a needle in a haystack, albeit a needle with an unmistakably unique moniker. Our curiosity is piqued, and our statistical toolkit stands ready to unravel the mysteries that lie concealed within the data.
This study endeavors to bring to the forefront an unexpected correlation that transcends the conventional realms of causal relationships, propelling us into a realm where the unexpected becomes the norm. Our statistical methods serve as the magnifying glass through which we scrutinize the intricate web of data, teasing out the underlying patterns that may explain the surprising association between the frequency of the name "Demetrius" and the incidence of robberies in the Show-Me State.
We stand at the intersection of social psychology and statistical inquiry, poised to shed light on a phenomenon that challenges conventional wisdom and invites us to contemplate the whimsical nature of human nomenclature. With a hint of jest and a touch of scientific rigor, we embark on a journey to elucidate the enthralling correlation between naming conventions and criminal propensities in the state of Missouri.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The statistical analysis of the data obtained from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services yielded intriguing insights into the relationship between the popularity of the first name "Demetrius" and the occurrences of robberies in Missouri. Our exploration uncovered a strikingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9604490, indicating a robust positive association between the frequency of the name "Demetrius" and the incidence of robberies within the state.

Furthermore, the r-squared value of 0.9224624 emphasizes that a substantial proportion of the variance in robberies can be explained by the prevalence of the name "Demetrius." This result underscores the strength of the association and provides compelling evidence for the significance of this peculiar correlation. The p-value of less than 0.01 further substantiates the statistical significance of our findings, reinforcing the credibility of the observed relationship.

The culmination of these statistical metrics paints a compelling picture of the unforeseen connection between nomenclature and criminal activities. As a visual representation of this notable relationship, Fig. 1 depicts a scatterplot illustrating the strong positive correlation between the frequency of the name "Demetrius" and the occurrence of robberies in Missouri.

The robustness of the correlation between the popularity of the name "Demetrius" and the incidences of robberies in Missouri defies conventional expectations and presents a captivating puzzle for further exploration. This unanticipated linkage highlights the enchanting intricacies of statistical analysis and the potential for uncovering unexpected connections within seemingly unrelated phenomena.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Demetrius and Robberies in Missouri. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Robbing Peter to Pay Demetrius: Unveiling the Correlation Between the Popularity of the First Name "Demetrius" and Robberies in Missouri

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the perplexing relationship between the prevalence of the first name "Demetrius" and the occurrences of robberies in the state of Missouri. Leveraging data obtained from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services spanning the years 1985 to 2022, we employed rigorous statistical methods to uncover the statistical ties lying beneath the seemingly disparate realms of nomenclature and criminal activities.

Our findings reveal a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.9604490, coupled with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, illuminating a strong positive association between the frequency of the given name "Demetrius" and the incidence of robberies within the state borders.

In addition to shedding light on this unanticipated linkage, we offer insights into the potential societal and psychological factors that might underpin this correlation, contemplating the intriguing interplay between individual names and criminal behaviors. Our research stands as a testament to the unexpected quirks and quirks of human naming conventions and their peculiar connections to criminal activities.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
Previous studies have made strides in uncovering unexpected correlations and unearthing surprising links between seemingly disparate variables. Smith et al. investigated the correlation between first names and criminal activities, uncovering intriguing associations that defied conventional wisdom. In "The Name Game: Unraveling the Enigmatic Links Between Nomenclature and Misdeeds," the authors found that individuals with certain names were more likely to engage in illicit pursuits, presenting a compelling argument for the influence of nomenclature on behavioral patterns.
Furthermore, Doe et al. delved into the realm of sociolinguistics and criminal behavior, exploring the intricate connections between personal names and propensity for criminal activities. Their work, "Monikers and Misdemeanors: A Linguistic Analysis of Naming and Criminal Tendencies," revealed compelling evidence of the subtle yet significant impact of naming conventions on individuals' inclinations towards unlawful deeds.
In addition to these scholarly investigations, Jones et al. delved into the realm of geographic correlations, investigating the potential links between individual names and regional criminal activities. In "Labels and Larceny: The Geographic Dynamics of Monikers and Misdeeds," the authors unearthed surprising connections between the prevalence of specific names and the incidence of criminal behaviors in particular regions.
Moving beyond the traditional realm of academic research, insights from non-fiction works such as "Names and Nemeses: Unraveling the Intriguing Links Between Nomenclature and Ne'er-do-wells" by Linguistics Luminary shed light on the complex interplay between names and criminal propensities. Additionally, "Robbery and Naming: Exploring the Enigmatic Nexus" by Criminology Connoisseur presents thought-provoking analyses of the unexpected correlations between nomenclature and felonious activities.
We also draw attention to fictional works that tease at the intriguing intersection between personal names and criminal endeavors, such as "The Robbery Chronicles: Tales of Demetrius and Depredation" and "Naming Nightmares: The Curious Case of Criminal Monikers." These works, while not grounded in empirical evidence, offer entertaining narratives that prompt contemplation of the whimsical nature of nomenclature and its potential influences on criminal behaviors.
Furthermore, social media contributions have surfaced, with anecdotal accounts and musings pondering the perplexing connections between the popularity of the first name "Demetrius" and the occurrences of robberies in the state of Missouri. These online discussions serve as a testament to the public's curiosity and intrigue surrounding this unconventional correlation, reflecting a broader interest in the interplay between names and societal phenomena.
Collectively, these sources lay the groundwork for our investigation into the correlation between the prevalence of the first name "Demetrius" and the incidence of robberies in Missouri, prompting contemplation of the unexpected and often whimsical connections that underlie human nomenclature and its potential influences on criminal propensities.

[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analysis of the data obtained from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services yielded intriguing insights into the relationship between the popularity of the first name "Demetrius" and the occurrences of robberies in Missouri. Our exploration uncovered a strikingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9604490, indicating a robust positive association between the frequency of the name "Demetrius" and the incidence of robberies within the state.
Furthermore, the r-squared value of 0.9224624 emphasizes that a substantial proportion of the variance in robberies can be explained by the prevalence of the name "Demetrius." This result underscores the strength of the association and provides compelling evidence for the significance of this peculiar correlation. The p-value of less than 0.01 further substantiates the statistical significance of our findings, reinforcing the credibility of the observed relationship.
The culmination of these statistical metrics paints a compelling picture of the unforeseen connection between nomenclature and criminal activities. As a visual representation of this notable relationship, Fig. 1 depicts a scatterplot illustrating the strong positive correlation between the frequency of the name "Demetrius" and the occurrence of robberies in Missouri.
The robustness of the correlation between the popularity of the name "Demetrius" and the incidences of robberies in Missouri defies conventional expectations and presents a captivating puzzle for further exploration. This unanticipated linkage highlights the enchanting intricacies of statistical analysis and the potential for uncovering unexpected connections within seemingly unrelated phenomena.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

Embarking on the delightful journey through the corridors of statistical analysis, our foray into the realm of nomenclature and nefarious deeds has unearthed a tantalizing nexus between the prevalence of the name "Demetrius" and the commission of robberies in the state of Missouri. Our findings not only substantiate the prior research, as hinted at by the literature review, but also serve as a testament to the captivating idiosyncrasies that often lurk behind quantitative analyses.

First and foremost, our results echo the pioneering work of Smith et al., which explored the enthralling connections between individual names and criminal activities. The robust positive association we observed between the frequency of the name "Demetrius" and the occurrences of robberies stands as a playful nod to the unexpected correlations that can emerge from the mundanity of nomenclature. It seems that individuals bearing the name "Demetrius" indeed have a penchant for leaving a mark on not just the social registers but also the crime statistics of Missouri.

Furthermore, the prodigious r-squared value we uncovered aligns with Doe et al.'s investigations into the subtle yet significant impact of naming conventions on behavioral inclinations. It appears that the variance in robberies within the state can be remarkably elucidated by the prevalence of the name "Demetrius," reflecting the intricate dance between nomenclature and criminal propensities.

In a whimsical twist befitting of a classic mystery novel, our analysis has unfurled a narrative of intrigue and unexpected connections. The statistical significance underscored by the minuscule p-value reiterates that this correlation is not one to be dismissed lightly. It seems the moniker "Demetrius" resonates not only in the annals of history but also in the annals of criminal activities in Missouri.

As we gaze upon the beguiling scatterplot displayed in Fig. 1, the enchanting dance between the frequency of the name "Demetrius" and the incidents of robberies unravels like a captivating plotline. This visual representation serves as a whimsical yet poignant reminder of the peculiar correlations that statistical inquiry can unveil, weaving a tale of unexpected ties and inexplicable quirks.

In conclusion, our research adds a delightful chapter to the enigmatic saga of nomenclature and societal phenomena. As we delve deeper into this captivating correlation, we are reminded of the wondrous tapestry of statistical exploration, where the seemingly ordinary can give rise to extraordinary insights and unanticipated delights. The nexus between the popularity of the first name "Demetrius" and the occurrences of robberies in Missouri stands as a testament to the whimsical nature of statistical analysis, beckoning us to explore further into the unexpected corridors of quantitative inquiry.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Demetrius and Robberies in Missouri. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Robbing Peter to Pay Demetrius: Unveiling the Correlation Between the Popularity of the First Name "Demetrius" and Robberies in Missouri

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the perplexing relationship between the prevalence of the first name "Demetrius" and the occurrences of robberies in the state of Missouri. Leveraging data obtained from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services spanning the years 1985 to 2022, we employed rigorous statistical methods to uncover the statistical ties lying beneath the seemingly disparate realms of nomenclature and criminal activities.

Our findings reveal a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.9604490, coupled with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, illuminating a strong positive association between the frequency of the given name "Demetrius" and the incidence of robberies within the state borders.

In addition to shedding light on this unanticipated linkage, we offer insights into the potential societal and psychological factors that might underpin this correlation, contemplating the intriguing interplay between individual names and criminal behaviors. Our research stands as a testament to the unexpected quirks and quirks of human naming conventions and their peculiar connections to criminal activities.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The interplay between individual names and societal phenomena has long been a subject of fascination and curiosity. In the realm of statistical analysis, uncovering correlations between seemingly unrelated variables is akin to unraveling a cryptic crossword puzzle - challenging, yet immensely satisfying when the pieces finally fall into place. In this study, we embark on an investigative journey to explore the perplexing yet captivating relationship between the prevalence of the first name "Demetrius" and the occurrence of robberies in the state of Missouri.
As we delve into this uncharted territory of nomenclature and criminal activities, we are confronted with the peculiar conundrum of finding potential connections between a given name and criminal behavior. It is akin to searching for a needle in a haystack, albeit a needle with an unmistakably unique moniker. Our curiosity is piqued, and our statistical toolkit stands ready to unravel the mysteries that lie concealed within the data.
This study endeavors to bring to the forefront an unexpected correlation that transcends the conventional realms of causal relationships, propelling us into a realm where the unexpected becomes the norm. Our statistical methods serve as the magnifying glass through which we scrutinize the intricate web of data, teasing out the underlying patterns that may explain the surprising association between the frequency of the name "Demetrius" and the incidence of robberies in the Show-Me State.
We stand at the intersection of social psychology and statistical inquiry, poised to shed light on a phenomenon that challenges conventional wisdom and invites us to contemplate the whimsical nature of human nomenclature. With a hint of jest and a touch of scientific rigor, we embark on a journey to elucidate the enthralling correlation between naming conventions and criminal propensities in the state of Missouri.

[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analysis of the data obtained from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services yielded intriguing insights into the relationship between the popularity of the first name "Demetrius" and the occurrences of robberies in Missouri. Our exploration uncovered a strikingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9604490, indicating a robust positive association between the frequency of the name "Demetrius" and the incidence of robberies within the state.
Furthermore, the r-squared value of 0.9224624 emphasizes that a substantial proportion of the variance in robberies can be explained by the prevalence of the name "Demetrius." This result underscores the strength of the association and provides compelling evidence for the significance of this peculiar correlation. The p-value of less than 0.01 further substantiates the statistical significance of our findings, reinforcing the credibility of the observed relationship.
The culmination of these statistical metrics paints a compelling picture of the unforeseen connection between nomenclature and criminal activities. As a visual representation of this notable relationship, Fig. 1 depicts a scatterplot illustrating the strong positive correlation between the frequency of the name "Demetrius" and the occurrence of robberies in Missouri.
The robustness of the correlation between the popularity of the name "Demetrius" and the incidences of robberies in Missouri defies conventional expectations and presents a captivating puzzle for further exploration. This unanticipated linkage highlights the enchanting intricacies of statistical analysis and the potential for uncovering unexpected connections within seemingly unrelated phenomena.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our foray into the enigmatic realms of nomenclature and criminal activities has illuminated a captivating correlation between the prevalence of the first name "Demetrius" and the occurrences of robberies in the state of Missouri. The remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.9604490, akin to finding the perfect match in a game of statistical Tinder, robustly underscores the unexpected entanglement of human naming conventions and criminal propensities. The statistical significance of our findings, with a p-value of less than 0.01, reaffirms the solidity of this association, leaving little room for statistical doubt.

The findings of our study not only highlight the potential influence of individual names on criminal behaviors but also beckon us to ponder the whimsical intricacies of human nomenclature. It's as if the fates have surreptitiously intertwined the destiny of "Demetrius" with the ebb and flow of criminal activities in the Show-Me State, weaving a tale of statistical serendipity that defies conventional expectations.

While our research sheds light on this peculiar correlation, it also beckons for future explorations into the quirky interplay between nomenclature and societal phenomena. However, it seems that further research in this area may be akin to chasing statistical unicorns through the corridors of human idiosyncrasies. Thus, as we unravel this statistical mystery with a twinge of amusement, it appears that the case of 'Robbing Peter to Pay Demetrius' has been adequately examined, and the statistical tale of this unexpected correlation may be best left at rest.

No more research is needed in this area.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Robbing Peter to Pay Demetrius: Unveiling the Correlation Between the Popularity of the First Name Demetrius and Robberies in Missouri. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Quirky Social Dynamics


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Robbing Peter to Pay Demetrius: Unveiling the Correlation Between the Popularity of the First Name Demetrius and Robberies in Missouri. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Institute for Quirky Name Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Robbing Peter to Pay Demetrius: Unveiling the Correlation Between the Popularity of the First Name Demetrius and Robberies in Missouri with an abstract of This paper delves into the perplexing relationship between the prevalence of the first name "Demetrius" and the occurrences of robberies in the state of Missouri. Leveraging data obtained from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services spanning the years 1985 to 2022, we employed rigorous statistical methods to uncover the statistical ties lying beneath the seemingly disparate realms of nomenclature and criminal activities.
Our findings reveal a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.9604490, coupled with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01, illuminating a strong positive association between the frequency of the given name "Demetrius" and the incidence of robberies within the state borders.
In addition to shedding light on this unanticipated linkage, we offer insights into the potential societal and psychological factors that might underpin this correlation, contemplating the intriguing interplay between individual names and criminal behaviors. Our research stands as a testament to the unexpected quirks and quirks of human naming conventions and their peculiar connections to criminal activities.

ChatGPT:

Demetrius, name popularity, robberies, Missouri, correlation, US Social Security Administration, FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, statistical methods, correlation coefficient, p-value, criminal activities, nomenclature, societal factors, psychological factors, naming conventions, human behavior.

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Data details

Popularity of the first name Demetrius
Detailed data title: Babies of all sexes born in the US named Demetrius
Source: US Social Security Administration
See what else correlates with Popularity of the first name Demetrius

Robberies in Missouri
Detailed data title: The robbery rate per 100,000 residents in Missouri
Source: FBI Criminal Justice Information Services
See what else correlates with Robberies in Missouri

Correlation r = 0.9604490 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.9224624 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 92.2% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Robberies in Missouri) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Popularity of the first name Demetrius) over the 38 years from 1985 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 1.41E-21. 0.0000000000000000000014078924
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.96 in 1.41E-19% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 710,281,552,766,390,370,304 random variables You don't actually need 710 quintillion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 37 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 37 because we have two variables measured over a period of 38 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.92, 0.98 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
19851986198719881989199019911992199319941995199619971998199920002001200220032004200520062007200820092010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
Popularity of the first name Demetrius (Babies born)69781477483292488910781046961913868769689678660686682584554599496628541523484501432396425361374333325345283265286228
Robberies in Missouri (Robbery rate)147.6170.2164.1168.1195216.4251.1226.9241.8230.7204170.6156.1149.2130.7135.8137.8123.9116.9115.1124.1130131.5125.1124.2103.2104.49690.892.2105108104.18581.374.461.354.8




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([697,814,774,832,924,889,1078,1046,961,913,868,769,689,678,660,686,682,584,554,599,496,628,541,523,484,501,432,396,425,361,374,333,325,345,283,265,286,228,])
array_2 = np.array([147.6,170.2,164.1,168.1,195,216.4,251.1,226.9,241.8,230.7,204,170.6,156.1,149.2,130.7,135.8,137.8,123.9,116.9,115.1,124.1,130,131.5,125.1,124.2,103.2,104.4,96,90.8,92.2,105,108,104.1,85,81.3,74.4,61.3,54.8,])
array_1_name = "Popularity of the first name Demetrius"
array_2_name = "Robberies in Missouri"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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