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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Air pollution in Tuscaloosa, Alabama and the second variable is The divorce rate in Alabama.  The chart goes from 1999 to 2018, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As the air quality improved in Tuscaloosa, so did everyone's mood. With clearer skies and fresher air, couples found it easier to see the beauty in their relationships. It's amazing how a little smog-free sunshine can reignite the spark in a marriage. Who knew that all it took to save a relationship was a couple of fewer car emissions and a breath of clean, crisp air? Remember folks, love may not always be in the air, but at least now in Tuscaloosa, it's not competing with pollutants!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generating prompt for DALL·E-3: Create an image of a serene, sunlit street scene in Tuscaloosa, Alabama, showcasing couples walking hand in hand as vibrant sunlight bathes the landscape. The clean, pollution-free air allows for unobstructed views of the city's beautiful scenery, promoting openness and fostering healthy relationships. The emphasis should be on the clear, bright atmosphere and the relaxed, joyful interactions between the couples. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Air pollution in Tuscaloosa, Alabama and The divorce rate in Alabama. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Photorealism A TIME magazine cover image Cutsy art illustration Whimsical illustration Celtic art
ChatGPT: A TIME magazine cover image

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Air pollution in Tuscaloosa, Alabama and The divorce rate in Alabama, in the following situation: Because with less smog in the air, people can see their partners more clearly, and not just the ones who are full of hot air. Plus, fewer pollutants means fewer opportunities for heated arguments to turn toxic, and that's a breath of fresh air for relationships!. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In Tuscaloosa, Alabama, the sky is clear with vibrant sunlight streaming through. Couples are seen walking hand in hand along the clean streets, smiling and enjoying each other's company. The air is fresh, and the absence of smog allows for unobstructed views of the city's beautiful landscapes. They are able to communicate openly and clearly, fostering healthy relationships while breathing in the clean, unpolluted air.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A TIME magazine cover image ] and depicting this scene: In Tuscaloosa, Alabama, the sky is clear with vibrant sunlight streaming through. Couples are seen walking hand in hand along the clean streets, smiling and enjoying each other's company. The air is fresh, and the absence of smog allows for unobstructed views of the city's beautiful landscapes. They are able to communicate openly and clearly, fostering healthy relationships while breathing in the clean, unpolluted air. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generating prompt for DALL·E-3: Create an image of a serene, sunlit street scene in Tuscaloosa, Alabama, showcasing couples walking hand in hand as vibrant sunlight bathes the landscape. The clean, pollution-free air allows for unobstructed views of the city's beautiful scenery, promoting openness and fostering healthy relationships. The emphasis should be on the clear, bright atmosphere and the relaxed, joyful interactions between the couples.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in Air pollution in Tuscaloosa, Alabama caused The divorce rate in Alabama to decrease. Make it feel plausible.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Airborne Afflictions: An Assessment of the Correlation Between Air Pollution in Tuscaloosa, Alabama and the Divorce Rate in Alabama

The Journal of Ecological Epidemiology

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Tuscaloosa, Alabama and The divorce rate in Alabama. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title an alliteration.

Your research team used data from Environmental Protection Agency and CDC National Vital Statistics to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.7363852 and p < 0.01 for 1999 to 2018.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Airborne Afflictions: An Assessment of the Correlation Between Air Pollution in Tuscaloosa, Alabama and the Divorce Rate in Alabama

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study seeks to investigate the relationship between air pollution levels in Tuscaloosa, Alabama and the divorce rate in the state. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and CDC National Vital Statistics, our research team embarked on a daring quest to demystify this peculiar correlation. Surprisingly, our findings revealed a strong and statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.7363852 for the period from 1999 to 2018, with a p-value of less than 0.01. The results suggest that there may indeed be an intriguing interplay between the quality of the air and the tranquility of marital relations. Our study provokes further contemplation on the unforeseen connections that air pollution may have on human behavior, potentially titillating the academic community with this whimsical union of environmental and social factors.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Tuscaloosa, Alabama and The divorce rate in Alabama. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Airborne Afflictions: An Assessment of the Correlation Between Air Pollution in Tuscaloosa, Alabama and the Divorce Rate in Alabama

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study seeks to investigate the relationship between air pollution levels in Tuscaloosa, Alabama and the divorce rate in the state. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and CDC National Vital Statistics, our research team embarked on a daring quest to demystify this peculiar correlation. Surprisingly, our findings revealed a strong and statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.7363852 for the period from 1999 to 2018, with a p-value of less than 0.01. The results suggest that there may indeed be an intriguing interplay between the quality of the air and the tranquility of marital relations. Our study provokes further contemplation on the unforeseen connections that air pollution may have on human behavior, potentially titillating the academic community with this whimsical union of environmental and social factors.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The interplay between environmental factors and human behavior has long been a subject of fascination and speculation. While it is widely acknowledged that air pollution can have detrimental effects on physical health, its potential impact on social dynamics and relationships is a relatively unexplored realm. Our research endeavors to delve into this curious intersection by examining the correlation between air pollution in Tuscaloosa, Alabama, and the divorce rate in the state.

The notion that air pollution may contribute to marital discord may initially seem far-fetched, akin to attempting to drive a car with square wheels or embarking on a quest for the Holy Grail. However, as we peel back the layers of this enigmatic association, we are presented with a veritable playground of statistical analysis and intellectual stimulation.

According to the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA), air pollution in Tuscaloosa has been a subject of concern, leading us to ponder the potential repercussions on the social fabric of the community. The bustling industrial activities, transportation emissions, and natural sources of air pollutants have created an atmospheric symphony of particular matter and ozone, composing an intriguing backdrop for our investigation.

Furthermore, the state of Alabama's divorce rate, as documented by the CDC National Vital Statistics, has exhibited its own rhythmic fluctuations over time, much like the undulating waves of the ocean. As we strive to discern any potential relationship between these two seemingly disparate phenomena, we draw inspiration from the words of Albert Einstein, who famously remarked, "The most beautiful experience we can have is the mysterious. It is the fundamental emotion that stands at the cradle of true art and true science." Indeed, our pursuit of truth in this uncharted territory is a testament to the spirit of scientific inquiry and the allure of unraveling life's peculiar orchestrations.

As we embark on this academic odyssey, we are mindful of the inherent complexities that accompany such an endeavor. In exploring the potential connection between air pollution and the divorce rate, we are presented with a conundrum that is as confounding as solving a Rubik's Cube blindfolded or deciphering an ancient manuscript written in an obscure tongue. Nevertheless, armed with meticulous data analysis and a healthy dose of skepticism, we march forth in pursuit of insight and revelation.

In the following sections, we will recount the empirical findings of our study, which encompasses an analysis of air pollution levels, demographic factors, and divorce rates. Through the lens of statistical rigor and methodological precision, we aim to shed light on this unexpected relationship, which may prompt both bewilderment and bemusement among our esteemed colleagues.

In the words of Ralph Waldo Emerson, "The invariable mark of wisdom is to see the miraculous in the common." As we peer through the looking glass of this unusual correlation, we invite the scholarly community to join us in our quest to uncover the extraordinary within the mundane, and perhaps unearth a few unexpected surprises along the way.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Tuscaloosa, Alabama and The divorce rate in Alabama. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then cite some social media posts you read that seem to be related.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Airborne Afflictions: An Assessment of the Correlation Between Air Pollution in Tuscaloosa, Alabama and the Divorce Rate in Alabama

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study seeks to investigate the relationship between air pollution levels in Tuscaloosa, Alabama and the divorce rate in the state. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and CDC National Vital Statistics, our research team embarked on a daring quest to demystify this peculiar correlation. Surprisingly, our findings revealed a strong and statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.7363852 for the period from 1999 to 2018, with a p-value of less than 0.01. The results suggest that there may indeed be an intriguing interplay between the quality of the air and the tranquility of marital relations. Our study provokes further contemplation on the unforeseen connections that air pollution may have on human behavior, potentially titillating the academic community with this whimsical union of environmental and social factors.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The interplay between environmental factors and human behavior has long been a subject of fascination and speculation. While it is widely acknowledged that air pollution can have detrimental effects on physical health, its potential impact on social dynamics and relationships is a relatively unexplored realm. Our research endeavors to delve into this curious intersection by examining the correlation between air pollution in Tuscaloosa, Alabama, and the divorce rate in the state.
The notion that air pollution may contribute to marital discord may initially seem far-fetched, akin to attempting to drive a car with square wheels or embarking on a quest for the Holy Grail. However, as we peel back the layers of this enigmatic association, we are presented with a veritable playground of statistical analysis and intellectual stimulation.
According to the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA), air pollution in Tuscaloosa has been a subject of concern, leading us to ponder the potential repercussions on the social fabric of the community. The bustling industrial activities, transportation emissions, and natural sources of air pollutants have created an atmospheric symphony of particular matter and ozone, composing an intriguing backdrop for our investigation.
Furthermore, the state of Alabama's divorce rate, as documented by the CDC National Vital Statistics, has exhibited its own rhythmic fluctuations over time, much like the undulating waves of the ocean. As we strive to discern any potential relationship between these two seemingly disparate phenomena, we draw inspiration from the words of Albert Einstein, who famously remarked, "The most beautiful experience we can have is the mysterious. It is the fundamental emotion that stands at the cradle of true art and true science." Indeed, our pursuit of truth in this uncharted territory is a testament to the spirit of scientific inquiry and the allure of unraveling life's peculiar orchestrations.
As we embark on this academic odyssey, we are mindful of the inherent complexities that accompany such an endeavor. In exploring the potential connection between air pollution and the divorce rate, we are presented with a conundrum that is as confounding as solving a Rubik's Cube blindfolded or deciphering an ancient manuscript written in an obscure tongue. Nevertheless, armed with meticulous data analysis and a healthy dose of skepticism, we march forth in pursuit of insight and revelation.
In the following sections, we will recount the empirical findings of our study, which encompasses an analysis of air pollution levels, demographic factors, and divorce rates. Through the lens of statistical rigor and methodological precision, we aim to shed light on this unexpected relationship, which may prompt both bewilderment and bemusement among our esteemed colleagues.
In the words of Ralph Waldo Emerson, "The invariable mark of wisdom is to see the miraculous in the common." As we peer through the looking glass of this unusual correlation, we invite the scholarly community to join us in our quest to uncover the extraordinary within the mundane, and perhaps unearth a few unexpected surprises along the way.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

A number of scholarly investigations have attempted to unravel the enigmatic connection between air pollution and various social phenomena. Smith (2015) examined the impact of air pollution on physical health and economic productivity, leaving the realm of social relationships largely uncharted. Doe (2017) explored the potential link between air pollution and cognitive function, yet the realm of interpersonal dynamics remained shrouded in mystery. Jones (2019) delved into the effects of air pollution on psychological well-being, tantalizing the academic community with intriguing insights but failing to venture into the realm of marital relations.

Turning the pages to more tangential sources, the non-fiction works "The Air We Breathe" and "Divorce: A Love Story" offer perspectives on the individual facets of air quality and marital dissolution. The fiction novels "Gone with the Smog" and "Toxic Romance" provide a creative, albeit fictional, exploration of the potential relationship between air pollution and romantic entanglements.

Additionally, recent social media debates have sparked discourse on the possible impacts of air pollution on human behavior, with one user humorously suggesting, "Maybe the smog is making people see their relationships through rose-tinted glasses...which makes them realize their partner's socks are actually pink and not white." While such musings may elicit a chuckle, they point to the pervasive curiosity surrounding this curious correlation.

With this literature as a backdrop, the current study seeks to inject a dose of empirical rigor and statistical scrutiny into this whimsical synergy between atmospheric pollutants and marital dissolutions.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Tuscaloosa, Alabama and The divorce rate in Alabama. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and CDC National Vital Statistics . You used data from 1999 to 2018

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Airborne Afflictions: An Assessment of the Correlation Between Air Pollution in Tuscaloosa, Alabama and the Divorce Rate in Alabama

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study seeks to investigate the relationship between air pollution levels in Tuscaloosa, Alabama and the divorce rate in the state. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and CDC National Vital Statistics, our research team embarked on a daring quest to demystify this peculiar correlation. Surprisingly, our findings revealed a strong and statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.7363852 for the period from 1999 to 2018, with a p-value of less than 0.01. The results suggest that there may indeed be an intriguing interplay between the quality of the air and the tranquility of marital relations. Our study provokes further contemplation on the unforeseen connections that air pollution may have on human behavior, potentially titillating the academic community with this whimsical union of environmental and social factors.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The interplay between environmental factors and human behavior has long been a subject of fascination and speculation. While it is widely acknowledged that air pollution can have detrimental effects on physical health, its potential impact on social dynamics and relationships is a relatively unexplored realm. Our research endeavors to delve into this curious intersection by examining the correlation between air pollution in Tuscaloosa, Alabama, and the divorce rate in the state.
The notion that air pollution may contribute to marital discord may initially seem far-fetched, akin to attempting to drive a car with square wheels or embarking on a quest for the Holy Grail. However, as we peel back the layers of this enigmatic association, we are presented with a veritable playground of statistical analysis and intellectual stimulation.
According to the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA), air pollution in Tuscaloosa has been a subject of concern, leading us to ponder the potential repercussions on the social fabric of the community. The bustling industrial activities, transportation emissions, and natural sources of air pollutants have created an atmospheric symphony of particular matter and ozone, composing an intriguing backdrop for our investigation.
Furthermore, the state of Alabama's divorce rate, as documented by the CDC National Vital Statistics, has exhibited its own rhythmic fluctuations over time, much like the undulating waves of the ocean. As we strive to discern any potential relationship between these two seemingly disparate phenomena, we draw inspiration from the words of Albert Einstein, who famously remarked, "The most beautiful experience we can have is the mysterious. It is the fundamental emotion that stands at the cradle of true art and true science." Indeed, our pursuit of truth in this uncharted territory is a testament to the spirit of scientific inquiry and the allure of unraveling life's peculiar orchestrations.
As we embark on this academic odyssey, we are mindful of the inherent complexities that accompany such an endeavor. In exploring the potential connection between air pollution and the divorce rate, we are presented with a conundrum that is as confounding as solving a Rubik's Cube blindfolded or deciphering an ancient manuscript written in an obscure tongue. Nevertheless, armed with meticulous data analysis and a healthy dose of skepticism, we march forth in pursuit of insight and revelation.
In the following sections, we will recount the empirical findings of our study, which encompasses an analysis of air pollution levels, demographic factors, and divorce rates. Through the lens of statistical rigor and methodological precision, we aim to shed light on this unexpected relationship, which may prompt both bewilderment and bemusement among our esteemed colleagues.
In the words of Ralph Waldo Emerson, "The invariable mark of wisdom is to see the miraculous in the common." As we peer through the looking glass of this unusual correlation, we invite the scholarly community to join us in our quest to uncover the extraordinary within the mundane, and perhaps unearth a few unexpected surprises along the way.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

In conducting this investigation, a plethora of methodologies were employed to dissect the curious relationship between air pollution in Tuscaloosa, Alabama, and the divorce rate in the state. The data utilized for this study were primarily sourced from the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) and the CDC National Vital Statistics, akin to skilled detectives fervently rummaging through archives to unearth clues and unravel the mysteries that lie within.

The air pollution data encompassed a wide array of pollutants, including fine particulate matter (PM2.5), coarse particulate matter (PM10), sulfur dioxide (SO2), nitrogen dioxide (NO2), carbon monoxide (CO), and ozone (O3). These atmospheric malefactors were scrutinized over a span of twenty eventful years, from 1999 to 2018, with a keen awareness that the air we breathe may hold not only oxygen but also the telltale signs of social upheaval.

The divorce rate data, a testament to the ebb and flow of human relationships, were matched with precision to the annual air pollution records, akin to the intricate dance of celestial bodies in the cosmos. The conjugal dissolution statistics were analyzed in conjunction with demographic variables, such as age, education, and employment, to discern any potential confounding factors that could obfuscate our quest for truth among the statistical labyrinth.

Statistical analyses, including correlation analysis and regression models, were gallantly employed to unveil the enigmatic connection between air pollution levels and the divorce rate. The relationships were teased out like a magician performing an awe-inspiring trick, as the nuances of the data revealed their clandestine embraces and whispered secrets.

The meticulous procedures undertaken to ensure the robustness of our findings reflect the scholarly rigor of our endeavor, as we aimed to uphold the standards of scientific inquiry and intellectual integrity. As we unfurl the findings of our intrepid exploration, the convoluted tapestry of methodology behind this research shall stand as a testament to the enduring pursuit of knowledge and the whimsical nature of scientific discovery.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Tuscaloosa, Alabama and The divorce rate in Alabama. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and CDC National Vital Statistics .

For the time period 1999 to 2018, you found a correlation 0.7363852, r-squared of 0.5422631, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Airborne Afflictions: An Assessment of the Correlation Between Air Pollution in Tuscaloosa, Alabama and the Divorce Rate in Alabama

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study seeks to investigate the relationship between air pollution levels in Tuscaloosa, Alabama and the divorce rate in the state. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and CDC National Vital Statistics, our research team embarked on a daring quest to demystify this peculiar correlation. Surprisingly, our findings revealed a strong and statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.7363852 for the period from 1999 to 2018, with a p-value of less than 0.01. The results suggest that there may indeed be an intriguing interplay between the quality of the air and the tranquility of marital relations. Our study provokes further contemplation on the unforeseen connections that air pollution may have on human behavior, potentially titillating the academic community with this whimsical union of environmental and social factors.

-------

And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The interplay between environmental factors and human behavior has long been a subject of fascination and speculation. While it is widely acknowledged that air pollution can have detrimental effects on physical health, its potential impact on social dynamics and relationships is a relatively unexplored realm. Our research endeavors to delve into this curious intersection by examining the correlation between air pollution in Tuscaloosa, Alabama, and the divorce rate in the state.
The notion that air pollution may contribute to marital discord may initially seem far-fetched, akin to attempting to drive a car with square wheels or embarking on a quest for the Holy Grail. However, as we peel back the layers of this enigmatic association, we are presented with a veritable playground of statistical analysis and intellectual stimulation.
According to the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA), air pollution in Tuscaloosa has been a subject of concern, leading us to ponder the potential repercussions on the social fabric of the community. The bustling industrial activities, transportation emissions, and natural sources of air pollutants have created an atmospheric symphony of particular matter and ozone, composing an intriguing backdrop for our investigation.
Furthermore, the state of Alabama's divorce rate, as documented by the CDC National Vital Statistics, has exhibited its own rhythmic fluctuations over time, much like the undulating waves of the ocean. As we strive to discern any potential relationship between these two seemingly disparate phenomena, we draw inspiration from the words of Albert Einstein, who famously remarked, "The most beautiful experience we can have is the mysterious. It is the fundamental emotion that stands at the cradle of true art and true science." Indeed, our pursuit of truth in this uncharted territory is a testament to the spirit of scientific inquiry and the allure of unraveling life's peculiar orchestrations.
As we embark on this academic odyssey, we are mindful of the inherent complexities that accompany such an endeavor. In exploring the potential connection between air pollution and the divorce rate, we are presented with a conundrum that is as confounding as solving a Rubik's Cube blindfolded or deciphering an ancient manuscript written in an obscure tongue. Nevertheless, armed with meticulous data analysis and a healthy dose of skepticism, we march forth in pursuit of insight and revelation.
In the following sections, we will recount the empirical findings of our study, which encompasses an analysis of air pollution levels, demographic factors, and divorce rates. Through the lens of statistical rigor and methodological precision, we aim to shed light on this unexpected relationship, which may prompt both bewilderment and bemusement among our esteemed colleagues.
In the words of Ralph Waldo Emerson, "The invariable mark of wisdom is to see the miraculous in the common." As we peer through the looking glass of this unusual correlation, we invite the scholarly community to join us in our quest to uncover the extraordinary within the mundane, and perhaps unearth a few unexpected surprises along the way.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

Our study yielded a correlation coefficient of 0.7363852 between air pollution levels in Tuscaloosa, Alabama, and the divorce rate in the state. This positive correlation implies that as air pollution levels increased, so did the divorce rate, akin to a pair of synchronized swimmers gracefully gliding in unison. The correlation was observed over the 20-year period from 1999 to 2018, suggesting a sustained relationship that endured through economic booms and recessions, much like a sturdy oak tree weathering the ebbs and flows of the seasons.

The coefficient of determination (r-squared) of 0.5422631 indicates that approximately 54% of the variance in the divorce rate can be explained by variations in air pollution levels. This noteworthy r-squared value implies a substantial degree of predictability, akin to being able to forecast the arrival of a mailman whose schedule is as punctual as the ticking of a clock.

Furthermore, the p-value of less than 0.01 adds a cherry on top of the statistical sundae, providing strong evidence against the null hypothesis and bolstering the case for a genuine relationship between air pollution and divorce rates. This substantial p-value is akin to discovering an oasis in the midst of a statistical desert, quenching our thirst for empirical significance.

Our findings are visually encapsulated in Figure 1, a scatterplot that portrays the undeniable association between air pollution levels and divorce rates. The plot showcases the steadfast companionate dance of these two variables, as they move in harmonious synchrony across the timeline of our study.

The robust correlation observed in our research beckons us to contemplate the mechanisms behind this unexpected relationship. The air in Tuscaloosa, charged with a symphony of pollutants, appears to have woven itself into the tapestry of marital stability, leaving us to marvel at the curious connections that permeate our environmental and social landscapes.

These intriguing results serve as a testament to the multifaceted impact of environmental factors on human behavior, and perhaps underscore the premise that even the air we breathe may have an influence on the intricacies of our social lives. This finding may engender a newfound appreciation for the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate realms, much like discovering that peanut butter and pickles make a surprisingly delectable sandwich when combined.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Tuscaloosa, Alabama and The divorce rate in Alabama. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Airborne Afflictions: An Assessment of the Correlation Between Air Pollution in Tuscaloosa, Alabama and the Divorce Rate in Alabama

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study seeks to investigate the relationship between air pollution levels in Tuscaloosa, Alabama and the divorce rate in the state. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and CDC National Vital Statistics, our research team embarked on a daring quest to demystify this peculiar correlation. Surprisingly, our findings revealed a strong and statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.7363852 for the period from 1999 to 2018, with a p-value of less than 0.01. The results suggest that there may indeed be an intriguing interplay between the quality of the air and the tranquility of marital relations. Our study provokes further contemplation on the unforeseen connections that air pollution may have on human behavior, potentially titillating the academic community with this whimsical union of environmental and social factors.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
A number of scholarly investigations have attempted to unravel the enigmatic connection between air pollution and various social phenomena. Smith (2015) examined the impact of air pollution on physical health and economic productivity, leaving the realm of social relationships largely uncharted. Doe (2017) explored the potential link between air pollution and cognitive function, yet the realm of interpersonal dynamics remained shrouded in mystery. Jones (2019) delved into the effects of air pollution on psychological well-being, tantalizing the academic community with intriguing insights but failing to venture into the realm of marital relations.
Turning the pages to more tangential sources, the non-fiction works "The Air We Breathe" and "Divorce: A Love Story" offer perspectives on the individual facets of air quality and marital dissolution. The fiction novels "Gone with the Smog" and "Toxic Romance" provide a creative, albeit fictional, exploration of the potential relationship between air pollution and romantic entanglements.
Additionally, recent social media debates have sparked discourse on the possible impacts of air pollution on human behavior, with one user humorously suggesting, "Maybe the smog is making people see their relationships through rose-tinted glasses...which makes them realize their partner's socks are actually pink and not white." While such musings may elicit a chuckle, they point to the pervasive curiosity surrounding this curious correlation.
With this literature as a backdrop, the current study seeks to inject a dose of empirical rigor and statistical scrutiny into this whimsical synergy between atmospheric pollutants and marital dissolutions.

[[RESULTS]]
Our study yielded a correlation coefficient of 0.7363852 between air pollution levels in Tuscaloosa, Alabama, and the divorce rate in the state. This positive correlation implies that as air pollution levels increased, so did the divorce rate, akin to a pair of synchronized swimmers gracefully gliding in unison. The correlation was observed over the 20-year period from 1999 to 2018, suggesting a sustained relationship that endured through economic booms and recessions, much like a sturdy oak tree weathering the ebbs and flows of the seasons.
The coefficient of determination (r-squared) of 0.5422631 indicates that approximately 54% of the variance in the divorce rate can be explained by variations in air pollution levels. This noteworthy r-squared value implies a substantial degree of predictability, akin to being able to forecast the arrival of a mailman whose schedule is as punctual as the ticking of a clock.
Furthermore, the p-value of less than 0.01 adds a cherry on top of the statistical sundae, providing strong evidence against the null hypothesis and bolstering the case for a genuine relationship between air pollution and divorce rates. This substantial p-value is akin to discovering an oasis in the midst of a statistical desert, quenching our thirst for empirical significance.
Our findings are visually encapsulated in Figure 1, a scatterplot that portrays the undeniable association between air pollution levels and divorce rates. The plot showcases the steadfast companionate dance of these two variables, as they move in harmonious synchrony across the timeline of our study.
The robust correlation observed in our research beckons us to contemplate the mechanisms behind this unexpected relationship. The air in Tuscaloosa, charged with a symphony of pollutants, appears to have woven itself into the tapestry of marital stability, leaving us to marvel at the curious connections that permeate our environmental and social landscapes.
These intriguing results serve as a testament to the multifaceted impact of environmental factors on human behavior, and perhaps underscore the premise that even the air we breathe may have an influence on the intricacies of our social lives. This finding may engender a newfound appreciation for the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate realms, much like discovering that peanut butter and pickles make a surprisingly delectable sandwich when combined.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



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[[DISCUSSION]]

The pronounced correlation coefficient evidenced in our study aligns with previous research that has meandered through the labyrinth of air pollution's impact on human phenomena. Our findings echo the non-fiction explorations of "The Air We Breathe," and "Divorce: A Love Story," highlighting the entwined relationship between atmospheric contaminants and spousal separations. Much like the novel "Toxic Romance," our study elucidates the toxic allure of polluted air on marital harmony, painting a captivating portrait of the entangled waltz between environmental factors and interpersonal relationships.

Our results add robust empirical weight to the tongue-in-cheek musings of the social media user who humorously speculated that air pollution might be causing individuals to see their relationships through tinted glasses, betraying the true color of their partner's socks. While the jesting nature of such comments may spark a chuckle, our research lends credence to the notion that the air we breathe may indeed play a role in shaping the contours of our personal lives.

The substantial r-squared value uncovered in our analysis corroborates the suppositions put forth in the literature review, furnishing scientific heft to the hitherto hypothetical connections between air pollution and marital dissonance. This analytical rigidity, akin to the firmness of a well-structured soufflé, fortifies the emerging scholarly consensus regarding the unforeseen and fascinating interplay of environmental and social factors.

Our findings engender contemplation on the intricate interweaving of seemingly disparate domains, perhaps prompting the reader to harbor a newfound appreciation for the nuanced symphony that orchestrates the harmonious, or occasionally discordant, intermingling of air pollution and matrimonial stability. This study kindles a spark of curiosity, inviting further exploration into the whimsical and often unforeseen ways in which our environment may shape the tapestry of human interactions.


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System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
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Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Tuscaloosa, Alabama and The divorce rate in Alabama. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Airborne Afflictions: An Assessment of the Correlation Between Air Pollution in Tuscaloosa, Alabama and the Divorce Rate in Alabama

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study seeks to investigate the relationship between air pollution levels in Tuscaloosa, Alabama and the divorce rate in the state. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and CDC National Vital Statistics, our research team embarked on a daring quest to demystify this peculiar correlation. Surprisingly, our findings revealed a strong and statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.7363852 for the period from 1999 to 2018, with a p-value of less than 0.01. The results suggest that there may indeed be an intriguing interplay between the quality of the air and the tranquility of marital relations. Our study provokes further contemplation on the unforeseen connections that air pollution may have on human behavior, potentially titillating the academic community with this whimsical union of environmental and social factors.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The interplay between environmental factors and human behavior has long been a subject of fascination and speculation. While it is widely acknowledged that air pollution can have detrimental effects on physical health, its potential impact on social dynamics and relationships is a relatively unexplored realm. Our research endeavors to delve into this curious intersection by examining the correlation between air pollution in Tuscaloosa, Alabama, and the divorce rate in the state.
The notion that air pollution may contribute to marital discord may initially seem far-fetched, akin to attempting to drive a car with square wheels or embarking on a quest for the Holy Grail. However, as we peel back the layers of this enigmatic association, we are presented with a veritable playground of statistical analysis and intellectual stimulation.
According to the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA), air pollution in Tuscaloosa has been a subject of concern, leading us to ponder the potential repercussions on the social fabric of the community. The bustling industrial activities, transportation emissions, and natural sources of air pollutants have created an atmospheric symphony of particular matter and ozone, composing an intriguing backdrop for our investigation.
Furthermore, the state of Alabama's divorce rate, as documented by the CDC National Vital Statistics, has exhibited its own rhythmic fluctuations over time, much like the undulating waves of the ocean. As we strive to discern any potential relationship between these two seemingly disparate phenomena, we draw inspiration from the words of Albert Einstein, who famously remarked, "The most beautiful experience we can have is the mysterious. It is the fundamental emotion that stands at the cradle of true art and true science." Indeed, our pursuit of truth in this uncharted territory is a testament to the spirit of scientific inquiry and the allure of unraveling life's peculiar orchestrations.
As we embark on this academic odyssey, we are mindful of the inherent complexities that accompany such an endeavor. In exploring the potential connection between air pollution and the divorce rate, we are presented with a conundrum that is as confounding as solving a Rubik's Cube blindfolded or deciphering an ancient manuscript written in an obscure tongue. Nevertheless, armed with meticulous data analysis and a healthy dose of skepticism, we march forth in pursuit of insight and revelation.
In the following sections, we will recount the empirical findings of our study, which encompasses an analysis of air pollution levels, demographic factors, and divorce rates. Through the lens of statistical rigor and methodological precision, we aim to shed light on this unexpected relationship, which may prompt both bewilderment and bemusement among our esteemed colleagues.
In the words of Ralph Waldo Emerson, "The invariable mark of wisdom is to see the miraculous in the common." As we peer through the looking glass of this unusual correlation, we invite the scholarly community to join us in our quest to uncover the extraordinary within the mundane, and perhaps unearth a few unexpected surprises along the way.

[[RESULTS]]
Our study yielded a correlation coefficient of 0.7363852 between air pollution levels in Tuscaloosa, Alabama, and the divorce rate in the state. This positive correlation implies that as air pollution levels increased, so did the divorce rate, akin to a pair of synchronized swimmers gracefully gliding in unison. The correlation was observed over the 20-year period from 1999 to 2018, suggesting a sustained relationship that endured through economic booms and recessions, much like a sturdy oak tree weathering the ebbs and flows of the seasons.
The coefficient of determination (r-squared) of 0.5422631 indicates that approximately 54% of the variance in the divorce rate can be explained by variations in air pollution levels. This noteworthy r-squared value implies a substantial degree of predictability, akin to being able to forecast the arrival of a mailman whose schedule is as punctual as the ticking of a clock.
Furthermore, the p-value of less than 0.01 adds a cherry on top of the statistical sundae, providing strong evidence against the null hypothesis and bolstering the case for a genuine relationship between air pollution and divorce rates. This substantial p-value is akin to discovering an oasis in the midst of a statistical desert, quenching our thirst for empirical significance.
Our findings are visually encapsulated in Figure 1, a scatterplot that portrays the undeniable association between air pollution levels and divorce rates. The plot showcases the steadfast companionate dance of these two variables, as they move in harmonious synchrony across the timeline of our study.
The robust correlation observed in our research beckons us to contemplate the mechanisms behind this unexpected relationship. The air in Tuscaloosa, charged with a symphony of pollutants, appears to have woven itself into the tapestry of marital stability, leaving us to marvel at the curious connections that permeate our environmental and social landscapes.
These intriguing results serve as a testament to the multifaceted impact of environmental factors on human behavior, and perhaps underscore the premise that even the air we breathe may have an influence on the intricacies of our social lives. This finding may engender a newfound appreciation for the interconnectedness of seemingly disparate realms, much like discovering that peanut butter and pickles make a surprisingly delectable sandwich when combined.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our foray into the uncharted territory of the correlation between air pollution in Tuscaloosa, Alabama, and the divorce rate in the state has yielded compelling and, dare I say, titillating findings. The robust correlation coefficient of 0.7363852, reminiscent of an inseparable duo in a salsa dance competition, has left us pondering the whimsical waltz of air quality and conjugal bliss. The substantial r-squared value of 0.5422631, akin to a crystal ball offering glimpses into the future, aptly illustrates the degree to which air pollution levels can predict marital discord.

Our results not only provoke contemplation but also tickle the intellectual palate, akin to savoring a scrumptious morsel of statistical delicacy. The p-value of less than 0.01 stands as a beacon of empirical significance, illuminating the path toward acknowledging that, indeed, the air we breathe may intertwine with the fabric of our relationships.

As we bask in the afterglow of our findings, we are reminded of the immortal words of William Shakespeare: "The course of true love never did run smooth." Little did we know that the course of love may just be affected by the quality of the air we inhale. While this study raises more questions than it answers, it certainly adds a colorful hue to the canvas of interdisciplinary inquiry.

To put it plainly, the connection between air pollution and divorce rates in Alabama has been unveiled, much like a magician revealing a spellbinding trick. It is clear that the air we breathe may harbor unexpected influences on the ebb and flow of marital relationships. With that said, further research may be unnecessary in this domain, as we have already uncovered a trove of enchanting revelations in this whimsical tale of airborne afflictions.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Airborne Afflictions: An Assessment of the Correlation Between Air Pollution in Tuscaloosa, Alabama and the Divorce Rate in Alabama. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Ecological Epidemiology


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Airborne Afflictions: An Assessment of the Correlation Between Air Pollution in Tuscaloosa, Alabama and the Divorce Rate in Alabama. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Society for Environmental Epidemiology and Social Trends


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
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User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Airborne Afflictions: An Assessment of the Correlation Between Air Pollution in Tuscaloosa, Alabama and the Divorce Rate in Alabama with an abstract of This study seeks to investigate the relationship between air pollution levels in Tuscaloosa, Alabama and the divorce rate in the state. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and CDC National Vital Statistics, our research team embarked on a daring quest to demystify this peculiar correlation. Surprisingly, our findings revealed a strong and statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.7363852 for the period from 1999 to 2018, with a p-value of less than 0.01. The results suggest that there may indeed be an intriguing interplay between the quality of the air and the tranquility of marital relations. Our study provokes further contemplation on the unforeseen connections that air pollution may have on human behavior, potentially titillating the academic community with this whimsical union of environmental and social factors.

ChatGPT:

air pollution, divorce rate, Tuscaloosa, Alabama, correlation, air quality, marital relations, Environmental Protection Agency data, CDC National Vital Statistics, social factors, human behavior, pollution effects

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Data details

Air pollution in Tuscaloosa, Alabama
Detailed data title: Percentage of days with air quality at 'unhealthy for sensitive groups' or worse in Tuscaloosa, AL
Source: Environmental Protection Agency
See what else correlates with Air pollution in Tuscaloosa, Alabama

The divorce rate in Alabama
Source: CDC National Vital Statistics
See what else correlates with The divorce rate in Alabama

Correlation r = 0.7363852 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.5422631 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 54.2% of the change in the one variable (i.e., The divorce rate in Alabama) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Air pollution in Tuscaloosa, Alabama) over the 20 years from 1999 through 2018.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 0.00021. 0.0002137302732178597400000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.74 in 0.021% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 4,679 random variables Which I absolutely did.
with the same 19 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 19 because we have two variables measured over a period of 20 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.44, 0.89 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
19992000200120022003200420052006200720082009201020112012201320142015201620172018
Air pollution in Tuscaloosa, Alabama (Bad air quality days)6.086963.738324.132235.555560.7168460.7272733.649642.888096.569340.3745320.32679700.358423000000.2857140.3125
The divorce rate in Alabama (Divorce rate)5.75.55.45.45.24.94.94.94.54.34.44.44.33.63.683293.785023.853693.778713.66053.7143




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([6.08696,3.73832,4.13223,5.55556,0.716846,0.727273,3.64964,2.88809,6.56934,0.374532,0.326797,0,0.358423,0,0,0,0,0,0.285714,0.3125,])
array_2 = np.array([5.7,5.5,5.4,5.4,5.2,4.9,4.9,4.9,4.5,4.3,4.4,4.4,4.3,3.6,3.68329,3.78502,3.85369,3.77871,3.6605,3.7143,])
array_1_name = "Air pollution in Tuscaloosa, Alabama"
array_2_name = "The divorce rate in Alabama"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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