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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is UFO sightings in Delaware and the second variable is Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs.  The chart goes from 1976 to 2011, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As more UFOs appeared over Delaware, it created a buzz among the locals. They started to think, "If aliens can reach new heights, why can't we?" This led to a surge in interest in Mount Everest expeditions, with people feeling inspired to elevate their own experiences. It's as if the UFOs were saying, "Take me to your summit!" The connection may seem far-fetched, but it's like they say, "The truth is out there, and so are the climbers!"

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image using the style of "Symbolism" depicting a group of hikers in a remote area of Delaware looking up in awe as a UFO hovers above them, its bright lights illuminating the night sky. Simultaneously, show a team of climbers triumphantly reaching the snowy summit of Mount Everest, waving enthusiastically at the drone filming their successful ascent for the otherworldly reality show "Alien vs. Everest". Capture the sense of wonder, adventure, and the juxtaposition of earthly triumph with the otherworldly presence. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: UFO sightings in Delaware and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Symbolism Art nouveau Art nouveau Cybernetic art Cutsy graphics
ChatGPT: Symbolism

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both UFO sightings in Delaware and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs, in the following situation: Because the aliens were bored with crop circles and decided to start an extreme sport franchise, leading them to guide more climbers to the summit for their intergalactic reality TV show "Alien vs. Everest.". Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a remote area of Delaware, a group of hikers gathered in awe as a UFO hovered above them, its bright lights illuminating the night sky. At the same time, on the snowy peaks of Mount Everest, a team of climbers triumphantly reached the summit, waving enthusiastically at the drone filming their successful ascent for the otherworldly reality show "Alien vs. Everest".

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Symbolism ] and depicting this scene: In a remote area of Delaware, a group of hikers gathered in awe as a UFO hovered above them, its bright lights illuminating the night sky. At the same time, on the snowy peaks of Mount Everest, a team of climbers triumphantly reached the summit, waving enthusiastically at the drone filming their successful ascent for the otherworldly reality show "Alien vs. Everest". Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image using the style of "Symbolism" depicting a group of hikers in a remote area of Delaware looking up in awe as a UFO hovers above them, its bright lights illuminating the night sky. Simultaneously, show a team of climbers triumphantly reaching the snowy summit of Mount Everest, waving enthusiastically at the drone filming their successful ascent for the otherworldly reality show "Alien vs. Everest". Capture the sense of wonder, adventure, and the juxtaposition of earthly triumph with the otherworldly presence.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in UFO sightings in Delaware caused Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs to increase. Include one good pun.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Close Encounters of the Third Climbing Kind: A Statistical Analysis of UFO Sightings in Delaware and Successful Mount Everest Climbs

Journal of Extraterrestrial Expeditions and Statistical Climatology

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Delaware and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title punny if you can come up with clever pun. If not, make it sound serious.

Your research team used data from National UFO Reporting Center and CBC to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9011461 and p < 0.01 for 1976 to 2011.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Close Encounters of the Third Climbing Kind: A Statistical Analysis of UFO Sightings in Delaware and Successful Mount Everest Climbs"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we delve into the surprising connection between UFO sightings in the state of Delaware and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs. By utilizing data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the Commercial Climbing Database, we conducted a rigorous statistical analysis covering the time interval from 1976 to 2011. Our analysis revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.9011461 and a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a strong association between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. Our findings suggest a peculiar link between extraterrestrial visitations and the success of intrepid mountaineers, raising questions about potential interstellar influences on human achievements. These unexpected results call for further investigation into the cosmic forces at play in our earthly endeavors, shedding new light on the interplay between the celestial and terrestrial realms.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Delaware and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Close Encounters of the Third Climbing Kind: A Statistical Analysis of UFO Sightings in Delaware and Successful Mount Everest Climbs"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we delve into the surprising connection between UFO sightings in the state of Delaware and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs. By utilizing data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the Commercial Climbing Database, we conducted a rigorous statistical analysis covering the time interval from 1976 to 2011. Our analysis revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.9011461 and a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a strong association between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. Our findings suggest a peculiar link between extraterrestrial visitations and the success of intrepid mountaineers, raising questions about potential interstellar influences on human achievements. These unexpected results call for further investigation into the cosmic forces at play in our earthly endeavors, shedding new light on the interplay between the celestial and terrestrial realms.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The intersection of UFO sightings and successful Mount Everest climbs may seem, at first glance, to be the stuff of science fiction or tall tales spun around a campfire. However, our investigation has unearthed a striking correlation that defies conventional explanation. These two disparate phenomena, one involving unexplained aerial phenomena reported by witnesses in the small state of Delaware, and the other encompassing the triumphs and tragedies of mountaineers conquering the world's highest peak, have converged in a manner that demands closer scrutiny.

As the renowned astronomer Carl Sagan once mused, "Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence." While we do not purport to unravel the mysteries of the cosmos or definitively attribute causation, our study presents a compelling case for the relationship between these enigmatic occurrences. Through rigorous statistical analysis and careful data examination, we sought to bring a measure of scientific rigor to what may appear, to some, as an outlandish pursuit.

The scale of Mount Everest's imposing height, reaching skyward in a majestic display of geological grandeur, mirrors the vastness of the celestial expanse where purported UFO sightings have been documented. From the peaks of the Himalayas to the heavens above Delaware, there seems to be an ethereal tether weaving through these seemingly distinct realms. Is this linkage the result of pure happenstance or a more profound cosmic design? Our investigation endeavors to shed light on this conundrum.

In the annals of scientific inquiry, unexpected discoveries have often sprung forth from the most unlikely juxtapositions and connections. The serendipitous nature of these unanticipated revelations, akin to stumbling upon a rare species of flora in the midst of an urban jungle, compels us to explore and extract meaning from the improbable. In traversing the landscape of UFO sightings and Mount Everest's formidable slopes, we invite readers to join us in this intellectual expedition, as we endeavor to unravel the entwined complexities that lie hidden in plain sight.

As we embark on this analytical odyssey, with a touch of skepticism and a sprinkling of curiosity, we shall uncover the invisible threads that bind these diverse phenomena. Though the journey may be filled with twists and turns, unexpected discoveries, and perhaps a few hair-raising revelations, we are poised to navigate this uncharted terrain with scientific rigor and a dash of whimsy. Join us, dear readers, as we embark on a voyage that blurs the line between the empirically-grounded and the otherworldly.

Our findings promise to deliver not just insights into the statistical dynamics at play but also a tantalizing glimpse into the cosmic dance that shapes our terrestrial realities. As we trudge through the labyrinthine corridors of our analysis, we remain acutely mindful of the aphorism attributed to Arthur C. Clarke, "The only way to discover the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible." With this maxim as our guiding star, we set sail into the uncharted waters of UFO sightings and Mount Everest triumphs, determined to chart a course that transcends the conventional boundaries of scientific inquiry.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Delaware and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name a couple popular internet memes that are related to one of the topics.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Close Encounters of the Third Climbing Kind: A Statistical Analysis of UFO Sightings in Delaware and Successful Mount Everest Climbs"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we delve into the surprising connection between UFO sightings in the state of Delaware and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs. By utilizing data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the Commercial Climbing Database, we conducted a rigorous statistical analysis covering the time interval from 1976 to 2011. Our analysis revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.9011461 and a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a strong association between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. Our findings suggest a peculiar link between extraterrestrial visitations and the success of intrepid mountaineers, raising questions about potential interstellar influences on human achievements. These unexpected results call for further investigation into the cosmic forces at play in our earthly endeavors, shedding new light on the interplay between the celestial and terrestrial realms.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The intersection of UFO sightings and successful Mount Everest climbs may seem, at first glance, to be the stuff of science fiction or tall tales spun around a campfire. However, our investigation has unearthed a striking correlation that defies conventional explanation. These two disparate phenomena, one involving unexplained aerial phenomena reported by witnesses in the small state of Delaware, and the other encompassing the triumphs and tragedies of mountaineers conquering the world's highest peak, have converged in a manner that demands closer scrutiny.
As the renowned astronomer Carl Sagan once mused, "Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence." While we do not purport to unravel the mysteries of the cosmos or definitively attribute causation, our study presents a compelling case for the relationship between these enigmatic occurrences. Through rigorous statistical analysis and careful data examination, we sought to bring a measure of scientific rigor to what may appear, to some, as an outlandish pursuit.
The scale of Mount Everest's imposing height, reaching skyward in a majestic display of geological grandeur, mirrors the vastness of the celestial expanse where purported UFO sightings have been documented. From the peaks of the Himalayas to the heavens above Delaware, there seems to be an ethereal tether weaving through these seemingly distinct realms. Is this linkage the result of pure happenstance or a more profound cosmic design? Our investigation endeavors to shed light on this conundrum.
In the annals of scientific inquiry, unexpected discoveries have often sprung forth from the most unlikely juxtapositions and connections. The serendipitous nature of these unanticipated revelations, akin to stumbling upon a rare species of flora in the midst of an urban jungle, compels us to explore and extract meaning from the improbable. In traversing the landscape of UFO sightings and Mount Everest's formidable slopes, we invite readers to join us in this intellectual expedition, as we endeavor to unravel the entwined complexities that lie hidden in plain sight.
As we embark on this analytical odyssey, with a touch of skepticism and a sprinkling of curiosity, we shall uncover the invisible threads that bind these diverse phenomena. Though the journey may be filled with twists and turns, unexpected discoveries, and perhaps a few hair-raising revelations, we are poised to navigate this uncharted terrain with scientific rigor and a dash of whimsy. Join us, dear readers, as we embark on a voyage that blurs the line between the empirically-grounded and the otherworldly.
Our findings promise to deliver not just insights into the statistical dynamics at play but also a tantalizing glimpse into the cosmic dance that shapes our terrestrial realities. As we trudge through the labyrinthine corridors of our analysis, we remain acutely mindful of the aphorism attributed to Arthur C. Clarke, "The only way to discover the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible." With this maxim as our guiding star, we set sail into the uncharted waters of UFO sightings and Mount Everest triumphs, determined to chart a course that transcends the conventional boundaries of scientific inquiry.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The connection between UFO sightings and successful Mount Everest climbs may seem as unlikely as finding a snowman in the Sahara, but our literature review reveals an intriguing web of research that has explored the boundaries of these seemingly disparate subjects.

Smith et al. (2005) conducted a comprehensive analysis of UFO sightings and suggested a potential correlation with geographic features such as mountain ranges. While their focus was not specifically on Mount Everest, their work laid the groundwork for considering the role of terrestrial landscapes in extraterrestrial encounters. On the other hand, Doe and Jones (2010) delved into the psychological implications of extreme mountaineering, positing that the isolation and heightened sensory experiences at high altitudes could potentially amplify perceptions of anomalous phenomena, including UFO sightings.

Turning our attention to the broader literature, "Aliens in America" by Jaffe and Zaboly (2013) provides a historical and sociological perspective on UFO culture, underscoring the impact of popular media in shaping public perceptions of extraterrestrial visitations. Furthermore, "The Everest Principle" by Sherpa (2008) offers a firsthand account of the Sherpa community's perspectives on the spiritual significance of Mount Everest, hinting at a mystical undercurrent that may resonate with otherworldly phenomena. It is worth noting that while these sources do not explicitly address the intersection of UFO sightings and Mount Everest climbs, they offer insights into the cultural, psychological, and geographical contexts that could underpin our investigation.

In a more speculative realm, the fiction novel "The X-Files: Ruins" by Harper (1996) weaves a narrative that intertwines archaeological discoveries with extraterrestrial encounters, offering a fantastical but thought-provoking exploration of alien influence on human history. Similarly, "Peak" by Smith (2007) presents a gripping tale of adolescent mountaineers, although devoid of extraterrestrial elements, it captures the emotional highs and lows of conquering formidable peaks, echoing the resilience and determination emblematic of Everest climbers.

In a twist that may surprise some readers, a popular internet meme—known simply as "X-Files Theme Song Remix"—has spawned countless humorous remixes incorporating audio clips from the iconic television series. While seemingly tangential, these internet phenomena reflect the pervasive influence of UFO lore in contemporary culture, serving as a testament to the enduring fascination with the mysterious and otherworldly.

In synthesizing these diverse strands of literature, we are compelled to approach our investigation with a blend of skepticism and open-mindedness, much like straddling the line between the empirical and the enigmatic. The journey ahead promises to be as unpredictable as a UFO sighting on a clear night, but we are poised to unravel the cosmic enigma shrouding the connection between UFOs and Everest triumphs, armed with statistical rigor and just a hint of whimsy.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Delaware and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National UFO Reporting Center and CBC . You used data from 1976 to 2011

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Close Encounters of the Third Climbing Kind: A Statistical Analysis of UFO Sightings in Delaware and Successful Mount Everest Climbs"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we delve into the surprising connection between UFO sightings in the state of Delaware and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs. By utilizing data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the Commercial Climbing Database, we conducted a rigorous statistical analysis covering the time interval from 1976 to 2011. Our analysis revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.9011461 and a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a strong association between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. Our findings suggest a peculiar link between extraterrestrial visitations and the success of intrepid mountaineers, raising questions about potential interstellar influences on human achievements. These unexpected results call for further investigation into the cosmic forces at play in our earthly endeavors, shedding new light on the interplay between the celestial and terrestrial realms.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The intersection of UFO sightings and successful Mount Everest climbs may seem, at first glance, to be the stuff of science fiction or tall tales spun around a campfire. However, our investigation has unearthed a striking correlation that defies conventional explanation. These two disparate phenomena, one involving unexplained aerial phenomena reported by witnesses in the small state of Delaware, and the other encompassing the triumphs and tragedies of mountaineers conquering the world's highest peak, have converged in a manner that demands closer scrutiny.
As the renowned astronomer Carl Sagan once mused, "Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence." While we do not purport to unravel the mysteries of the cosmos or definitively attribute causation, our study presents a compelling case for the relationship between these enigmatic occurrences. Through rigorous statistical analysis and careful data examination, we sought to bring a measure of scientific rigor to what may appear, to some, as an outlandish pursuit.
The scale of Mount Everest's imposing height, reaching skyward in a majestic display of geological grandeur, mirrors the vastness of the celestial expanse where purported UFO sightings have been documented. From the peaks of the Himalayas to the heavens above Delaware, there seems to be an ethereal tether weaving through these seemingly distinct realms. Is this linkage the result of pure happenstance or a more profound cosmic design? Our investigation endeavors to shed light on this conundrum.
In the annals of scientific inquiry, unexpected discoveries have often sprung forth from the most unlikely juxtapositions and connections. The serendipitous nature of these unanticipated revelations, akin to stumbling upon a rare species of flora in the midst of an urban jungle, compels us to explore and extract meaning from the improbable. In traversing the landscape of UFO sightings and Mount Everest's formidable slopes, we invite readers to join us in this intellectual expedition, as we endeavor to unravel the entwined complexities that lie hidden in plain sight.
As we embark on this analytical odyssey, with a touch of skepticism and a sprinkling of curiosity, we shall uncover the invisible threads that bind these diverse phenomena. Though the journey may be filled with twists and turns, unexpected discoveries, and perhaps a few hair-raising revelations, we are poised to navigate this uncharted terrain with scientific rigor and a dash of whimsy. Join us, dear readers, as we embark on a voyage that blurs the line between the empirically-grounded and the otherworldly.
Our findings promise to deliver not just insights into the statistical dynamics at play but also a tantalizing glimpse into the cosmic dance that shapes our terrestrial realities. As we trudge through the labyrinthine corridors of our analysis, we remain acutely mindful of the aphorism attributed to Arthur C. Clarke, "The only way to discover the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible." With this maxim as our guiding star, we set sail into the uncharted waters of UFO sightings and Mount Everest triumphs, determined to chart a course that transcends the conventional boundaries of scientific inquiry.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To unearth the hidden link between UFO sightings in Delaware and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs, a comprehensive and meticulous approach was employed. The research team embarked on a multidimensional data collection endeavor that traversed the realms of extraterrestrial phenomena and high-altitude adventures. The primary sources of data were the National UFO Reporting Center - the repository of reported UFO sightings in the United States - and the Commercial Climbing Database, housing the historical records of Mount Everest expeditions.

The first step involved the extraction of UFO sighting reports from the National UFO Reporting Center's archives, spanning from 1976 to 2011. The team meticulously combed through these reports, filtering out spurious claims, misidentifications of celestial bodies, and instances of overactive imaginations. The remaining reports were deemed as credible sightings, forming the basis for the UFO dataset.

Simultaneously, the Commercial Climbing Database was meticulously scoured for a comparable timeframe, capturing the data on successful Mount Everest climbs during the same period. This entailed sifting through a trove of expedition logs, summit records, and ascent details, ensuring the accuracy and integrity of the climbing data.

With the datasets in hand, a series of statistical analyses were conducted to discern any discernible patterns or associations between the frequency of UFO sightings in Delaware and the number of successful Mount Everest summits. The team employed advanced statistical techniques, including correlation analysis, time series analysis, and regression modeling, to tease out the underlying relationship.

Furthermore, to account for potential confounding variables and mitigate spurious correlations, rigorous sensitivity analyses were performed. These analyses involved varying the time intervals, stratifying the data by climatic conditions, and assessing the impact of lunar phases on both UFO sightings and climbing success. The integration of such methodological safeguards aimed to bolster the robustness of the findings and ensure the validity of the observed correlation.

In addition to quantitative analyses, qualitative data from climbers and eyewitnesses were also triangulated, providing rich anecdotal insights into any purported interactions with otherworldly entities during ascent attempts. Though anecdotal in nature, these firsthand accounts served as complementary evidence, enriching the depth of the study and lending a nuanced perspective to the quantitative findings.

Encompassing a blend of meticulous data curation, rigorous statistical analyses, and anecdotal validation, the methodology adopted in this study aimed to capture the nuanced interplay between celestial visitations and human triumphs atop the world's highest peaks. While the journey was fraught with the occasional absurdities and paradoxes inherent in such an investigation, it nonetheless laid the groundwork for unraveling the mysterious connection between otherworldly sightings in Delaware and the feats of mountaineering prowess on the formidable slopes of Mount Everest.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Delaware and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National UFO Reporting Center and CBC .

For the time period 1976 to 2011, you found a correlation 0.9011461, r-squared of 0.8120644, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Close Encounters of the Third Climbing Kind: A Statistical Analysis of UFO Sightings in Delaware and Successful Mount Everest Climbs"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we delve into the surprising connection between UFO sightings in the state of Delaware and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs. By utilizing data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the Commercial Climbing Database, we conducted a rigorous statistical analysis covering the time interval from 1976 to 2011. Our analysis revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.9011461 and a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a strong association between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. Our findings suggest a peculiar link between extraterrestrial visitations and the success of intrepid mountaineers, raising questions about potential interstellar influences on human achievements. These unexpected results call for further investigation into the cosmic forces at play in our earthly endeavors, shedding new light on the interplay between the celestial and terrestrial realms.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The intersection of UFO sightings and successful Mount Everest climbs may seem, at first glance, to be the stuff of science fiction or tall tales spun around a campfire. However, our investigation has unearthed a striking correlation that defies conventional explanation. These two disparate phenomena, one involving unexplained aerial phenomena reported by witnesses in the small state of Delaware, and the other encompassing the triumphs and tragedies of mountaineers conquering the world's highest peak, have converged in a manner that demands closer scrutiny.
As the renowned astronomer Carl Sagan once mused, "Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence." While we do not purport to unravel the mysteries of the cosmos or definitively attribute causation, our study presents a compelling case for the relationship between these enigmatic occurrences. Through rigorous statistical analysis and careful data examination, we sought to bring a measure of scientific rigor to what may appear, to some, as an outlandish pursuit.
The scale of Mount Everest's imposing height, reaching skyward in a majestic display of geological grandeur, mirrors the vastness of the celestial expanse where purported UFO sightings have been documented. From the peaks of the Himalayas to the heavens above Delaware, there seems to be an ethereal tether weaving through these seemingly distinct realms. Is this linkage the result of pure happenstance or a more profound cosmic design? Our investigation endeavors to shed light on this conundrum.
In the annals of scientific inquiry, unexpected discoveries have often sprung forth from the most unlikely juxtapositions and connections. The serendipitous nature of these unanticipated revelations, akin to stumbling upon a rare species of flora in the midst of an urban jungle, compels us to explore and extract meaning from the improbable. In traversing the landscape of UFO sightings and Mount Everest's formidable slopes, we invite readers to join us in this intellectual expedition, as we endeavor to unravel the entwined complexities that lie hidden in plain sight.
As we embark on this analytical odyssey, with a touch of skepticism and a sprinkling of curiosity, we shall uncover the invisible threads that bind these diverse phenomena. Though the journey may be filled with twists and turns, unexpected discoveries, and perhaps a few hair-raising revelations, we are poised to navigate this uncharted terrain with scientific rigor and a dash of whimsy. Join us, dear readers, as we embark on a voyage that blurs the line between the empirically-grounded and the otherworldly.
Our findings promise to deliver not just insights into the statistical dynamics at play but also a tantalizing glimpse into the cosmic dance that shapes our terrestrial realities. As we trudge through the labyrinthine corridors of our analysis, we remain acutely mindful of the aphorism attributed to Arthur C. Clarke, "The only way to discover the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible." With this maxim as our guiding star, we set sail into the uncharted waters of UFO sightings and Mount Everest triumphs, determined to chart a course that transcends the conventional boundaries of scientific inquiry.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

In our exploration of the eyebrow-raising association between UFO sightings in Delaware and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs, we uncovered a striking relationship that challenges conventional wisdom. Our analysis, covering the period from 1976 to 2011, yielded a robust correlation coefficient of 0.9011461, with an r-squared value of 0.8120644, and a p-value less than 0.01. These statistical parameters point to a highly significant and noteworthy connection between these ostensibly unrelated phenomena.

Fig. 1 presents a scatterplot illustrating the marked positive correlation between the frequency of UFO sightings in Delaware and the successful conquest of Mount Everest. The visual depiction of the data further underscores the compelling nature of the relationship we have unearthed, providing a graphic representation of the surprising alignment between these disparate realms.

Our findings raise intriguing questions about the interplay of extraterrestrial phenomena and human achievements, prompting contemplation of the cosmic influences that may underpin extraordinary feats on Earth. While the precise mechanisms governing this correlation remain tantalizingly elusive, the statistical evidence we have amassed calls for judicious consideration of unconventional forces at play. This compelling link between sightings of interstellar visitors and high-altitude conquests hints at a complex interweaving of terrestrial and celestial forces, challenging the boundaries of traditional scientific understanding.

In delving into this unlikely nexus of UFO sightings and mountain triumphs, we have unraveled a peculiar relationship that invites further exploration and contemplation. Our discovery transcends the mundane to unveil a mysterious connection that beckons to be probed with the rigor of empirical inquiry, while also evoking a sense of wonder at the enigmatic forces that may shape human endeavors.

Our study signifies not just an esoteric statistical association but also a whimsical foray into the wondrous and the enigmatic. As we grapple with the implications of these findings, we are reminded of the words of the eminent physicist Richard Feynman, who aptly remarked, "The universe is a pretty big place. If it's just us, seems like an awful waste of space." Indeed, our investigation prompts contemplation of the cosmic tapestry that envelops our terrestrial existence, leaving us to ponder the potential influences that extend beyond the confines of our world.

In presenting our findings, we extend an invitation to the scientific community and all curious minds to embrace this unforeseen linkage with an open mind and a generous sprinkle of speculative wonder. While our examination has unfurled this unexpected correlation, it represents merely a step in a journey that beckons for further exploration and empirical scrutiny. The interstellar intrigue that infuses our terrestrial realities beckons for sustained scientific attention, as we endeavor to unravel the mysteries that lurk at the intersection of human accomplishment and otherworldly visitations.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Delaware and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"Close Encounters of the Third Climbing Kind: A Statistical Analysis of UFO Sightings in Delaware and Successful Mount Everest Climbs"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we delve into the surprising connection between UFO sightings in the state of Delaware and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs. By utilizing data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the Commercial Climbing Database, we conducted a rigorous statistical analysis covering the time interval from 1976 to 2011. Our analysis revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.9011461 and a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a strong association between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. Our findings suggest a peculiar link between extraterrestrial visitations and the success of intrepid mountaineers, raising questions about potential interstellar influences on human achievements. These unexpected results call for further investigation into the cosmic forces at play in our earthly endeavors, shedding new light on the interplay between the celestial and terrestrial realms.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The connection between UFO sightings and successful Mount Everest climbs may seem as unlikely as finding a snowman in the Sahara, but our literature review reveals an intriguing web of research that has explored the boundaries of these seemingly disparate subjects.
Smith et al. (2005) conducted a comprehensive analysis of UFO sightings and suggested a potential correlation with geographic features such as mountain ranges. While their focus was not specifically on Mount Everest, their work laid the groundwork for considering the role of terrestrial landscapes in extraterrestrial encounters. On the other hand, Doe and Jones (2010) delved into the psychological implications of extreme mountaineering, positing that the isolation and heightened sensory experiences at high altitudes could potentially amplify perceptions of anomalous phenomena, including UFO sightings.
Turning our attention to the broader literature, "Aliens in America" by Jaffe and Zaboly (2013) provides a historical and sociological perspective on UFO culture, underscoring the impact of popular media in shaping public perceptions of extraterrestrial visitations. Furthermore, "The Everest Principle" by Sherpa (2008) offers a firsthand account of the Sherpa community's perspectives on the spiritual significance of Mount Everest, hinting at a mystical undercurrent that may resonate with otherworldly phenomena. It is worth noting that while these sources do not explicitly address the intersection of UFO sightings and Mount Everest climbs, they offer insights into the cultural, psychological, and geographical contexts that could underpin our investigation.
In a more speculative realm, the fiction novel "The X-Files: Ruins" by Harper (1996) weaves a narrative that intertwines archaeological discoveries with extraterrestrial encounters, offering a fantastical but thought-provoking exploration of alien influence on human history. Similarly, "Peak" by Smith (2007) presents a gripping tale of adolescent mountaineers, although devoid of extraterrestrial elements, it captures the emotional highs and lows of conquering formidable peaks, echoing the resilience and determination emblematic of Everest climbers.
In a twist that may surprise some readers, a popular internet meme—known simply as "X-Files Theme Song Remix"—has spawned countless humorous remixes incorporating audio clips from the iconic television series. While seemingly tangential, these internet phenomena reflect the pervasive influence of UFO lore in contemporary culture, serving as a testament to the enduring fascination with the mysterious and otherworldly.
In synthesizing these diverse strands of literature, we are compelled to approach our investigation with a blend of skepticism and open-mindedness, much like straddling the line between the empirical and the enigmatic. The journey ahead promises to be as unpredictable as a UFO sighting on a clear night, but we are poised to unravel the cosmic enigma shrouding the connection between UFOs and Everest triumphs, armed with statistical rigor and just a hint of whimsy.

[[RESULTS]]
In our exploration of the eyebrow-raising association between UFO sightings in Delaware and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs, we uncovered a striking relationship that challenges conventional wisdom. Our analysis, covering the period from 1976 to 2011, yielded a robust correlation coefficient of 0.9011461, with an r-squared value of 0.8120644, and a p-value less than 0.01. These statistical parameters point to a highly significant and noteworthy connection between these ostensibly unrelated phenomena.
Fig. 1 presents a scatterplot illustrating the marked positive correlation between the frequency of UFO sightings in Delaware and the successful conquest of Mount Everest. The visual depiction of the data further underscores the compelling nature of the relationship we have unearthed, providing a graphic representation of the surprising alignment between these disparate realms.
Our findings raise intriguing questions about the interplay of extraterrestrial phenomena and human achievements, prompting contemplation of the cosmic influences that may underpin extraordinary feats on Earth. While the precise mechanisms governing this correlation remain tantalizingly elusive, the statistical evidence we have amassed calls for judicious consideration of unconventional forces at play. This compelling link between sightings of interstellar visitors and high-altitude conquests hints at a complex interweaving of terrestrial and celestial forces, challenging the boundaries of traditional scientific understanding.
In delving into this unlikely nexus of UFO sightings and mountain triumphs, we have unraveled a peculiar relationship that invites further exploration and contemplation. Our discovery transcends the mundane to unveil a mysterious connection that beckons to be probed with the rigor of empirical inquiry, while also evoking a sense of wonder at the enigmatic forces that may shape human endeavors.
Our study signifies not just an esoteric statistical association but also a whimsical foray into the wondrous and the enigmatic. As we grapple with the implications of these findings, we are reminded of the words of the eminent physicist Richard Feynman, who aptly remarked, "The universe is a pretty big place. If it's just us, seems like an awful waste of space." Indeed, our investigation prompts contemplation of the cosmic tapestry that envelops our terrestrial existence, leaving us to ponder the potential influences that extend beyond the confines of our world.
In presenting our findings, we extend an invitation to the scientific community and all curious minds to embrace this unforeseen linkage with an open mind and a generous sprinkle of speculative wonder. While our examination has unfurled this unexpected correlation, it represents merely a step in a journey that beckons for further exploration and empirical scrutiny. The interstellar intrigue that infuses our terrestrial realities beckons for sustained scientific attention, as we endeavor to unravel the mysteries that lurk at the intersection of human accomplishment and otherworldly visitations.

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The peculiar association between UFO sightings in Delaware and the successful conquest of Mount Everest, as evidenced by our analyses, has unveiled an unforeseen cosmic thread that intertwines human achievements and otherworldly phenomena. Our findings not only support previous research, but they also challenge traditional scientific boundaries, prompting a quasi-philosophical contemplation of the mysterious interplay between the terrestrial and the celestial realms.

The correlation coefficient of 0.9011461 obtained in our study echoes the pioneering work of Smith et al. (2005), who hinted at the potential geographic influence of mountain ranges on UFO sightings. While Delaware may not host towering summits, its geographical position and topographical peculiarities could contribute to the frequency of otherworldly encounters, perhaps attracting interstellar visitors curious about the terrestrial realm. Furthermore, the psychological implications underscored by Doe and Jones (2010), suggesting that heightened sensory experiences at high altitudes could augment perceptions of anomalous phenomena, may shed light on the heightened receptivity of Everest climbers to extraterrestrial visitations.

The statistical parameters derived from our analyses align with the whimsical but thought-provoking imaginings presented in Harper's "The X-Files: Ruins," challenging us to ponder the potential influence of cosmic forces on human endeavors. The empirical solidity of our findings imbues this fanciful connection with a tangible weight, compelling us to consider the cosmic influences that may shape our terrestrial realities.

The visual representation of our data, as depicted in Fig 1, evokes a sense of wonder akin to the humorous remixes of the "X-Files Theme Song" that have permeated internet culture, encapsulating the enduring fascination with the enigmatic and otherworldly. Our results not only amplify previous research but also beckon us to embrace the unpredictability of this inquiry with a blend of statistics and speculative awe.

As we step into the uncharted territory of the celestial and terrestrial convergence, we are reminded of the words of Sherpa (2008), presenting the spiritual significance of Mount Everest from the perspective of the Sherpa community. Our findings lend credence to these mystical undercurrents, prompting contemplation of the cosmic enigma that shrouds our earthly accomplishments. The unexpected alignment of UFO sightings and mountain triumphs challenges us to straddle the line between empirical inquiry and speculative wonder, underscoring the ceaseless allure of the unknown.

In concluding this discussion, we invite our peers in the scientific community and all curious minds to embolden this unforeseen linkage with an open mind and a dash of speculative curiosity. Our study has unraveled a cosmic thread that beckons for further exploration, daring us to confront the mysteries that lie at the nexus of human achievement and otherworldly endeavors. As we embark on this journey, we are reminded of the words of Shakespeare, "There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy." Without a doubt, our investigation has unfurled a cosmic tapestry that calls for sustained scientific attention, as we strive to illuminate the mystery that envelopes our earthly endeavors.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Delaware and Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"Close Encounters of the Third Climbing Kind: A Statistical Analysis of UFO Sightings in Delaware and Successful Mount Everest Climbs"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we delve into the surprising connection between UFO sightings in the state of Delaware and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs. By utilizing data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the Commercial Climbing Database, we conducted a rigorous statistical analysis covering the time interval from 1976 to 2011. Our analysis revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.9011461 and a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a strong association between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. Our findings suggest a peculiar link between extraterrestrial visitations and the success of intrepid mountaineers, raising questions about potential interstellar influences on human achievements. These unexpected results call for further investigation into the cosmic forces at play in our earthly endeavors, shedding new light on the interplay between the celestial and terrestrial realms.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The intersection of UFO sightings and successful Mount Everest climbs may seem, at first glance, to be the stuff of science fiction or tall tales spun around a campfire. However, our investigation has unearthed a striking correlation that defies conventional explanation. These two disparate phenomena, one involving unexplained aerial phenomena reported by witnesses in the small state of Delaware, and the other encompassing the triumphs and tragedies of mountaineers conquering the world's highest peak, have converged in a manner that demands closer scrutiny.
As the renowned astronomer Carl Sagan once mused, "Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence." While we do not purport to unravel the mysteries of the cosmos or definitively attribute causation, our study presents a compelling case for the relationship between these enigmatic occurrences. Through rigorous statistical analysis and careful data examination, we sought to bring a measure of scientific rigor to what may appear, to some, as an outlandish pursuit.
The scale of Mount Everest's imposing height, reaching skyward in a majestic display of geological grandeur, mirrors the vastness of the celestial expanse where purported UFO sightings have been documented. From the peaks of the Himalayas to the heavens above Delaware, there seems to be an ethereal tether weaving through these seemingly distinct realms. Is this linkage the result of pure happenstance or a more profound cosmic design? Our investigation endeavors to shed light on this conundrum.
In the annals of scientific inquiry, unexpected discoveries have often sprung forth from the most unlikely juxtapositions and connections. The serendipitous nature of these unanticipated revelations, akin to stumbling upon a rare species of flora in the midst of an urban jungle, compels us to explore and extract meaning from the improbable. In traversing the landscape of UFO sightings and Mount Everest's formidable slopes, we invite readers to join us in this intellectual expedition, as we endeavor to unravel the entwined complexities that lie hidden in plain sight.
As we embark on this analytical odyssey, with a touch of skepticism and a sprinkling of curiosity, we shall uncover the invisible threads that bind these diverse phenomena. Though the journey may be filled with twists and turns, unexpected discoveries, and perhaps a few hair-raising revelations, we are poised to navigate this uncharted terrain with scientific rigor and a dash of whimsy. Join us, dear readers, as we embark on a voyage that blurs the line between the empirically-grounded and the otherworldly.
Our findings promise to deliver not just insights into the statistical dynamics at play but also a tantalizing glimpse into the cosmic dance that shapes our terrestrial realities. As we trudge through the labyrinthine corridors of our analysis, we remain acutely mindful of the aphorism attributed to Arthur C. Clarke, "The only way to discover the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible." With this maxim as our guiding star, we set sail into the uncharted waters of UFO sightings and Mount Everest triumphs, determined to chart a course that transcends the conventional boundaries of scientific inquiry.

[[RESULTS]]
In our exploration of the eyebrow-raising association between UFO sightings in Delaware and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs, we uncovered a striking relationship that challenges conventional wisdom. Our analysis, covering the period from 1976 to 2011, yielded a robust correlation coefficient of 0.9011461, with an r-squared value of 0.8120644, and a p-value less than 0.01. These statistical parameters point to a highly significant and noteworthy connection between these ostensibly unrelated phenomena.
Fig. 1 presents a scatterplot illustrating the marked positive correlation between the frequency of UFO sightings in Delaware and the successful conquest of Mount Everest. The visual depiction of the data further underscores the compelling nature of the relationship we have unearthed, providing a graphic representation of the surprising alignment between these disparate realms.
Our findings raise intriguing questions about the interplay of extraterrestrial phenomena and human achievements, prompting contemplation of the cosmic influences that may underpin extraordinary feats on Earth. While the precise mechanisms governing this correlation remain tantalizingly elusive, the statistical evidence we have amassed calls for judicious consideration of unconventional forces at play. This compelling link between sightings of interstellar visitors and high-altitude conquests hints at a complex interweaving of terrestrial and celestial forces, challenging the boundaries of traditional scientific understanding.
In delving into this unlikely nexus of UFO sightings and mountain triumphs, we have unraveled a peculiar relationship that invites further exploration and contemplation. Our discovery transcends the mundane to unveil a mysterious connection that beckons to be probed with the rigor of empirical inquiry, while also evoking a sense of wonder at the enigmatic forces that may shape human endeavors.
Our study signifies not just an esoteric statistical association but also a whimsical foray into the wondrous and the enigmatic. As we grapple with the implications of these findings, we are reminded of the words of the eminent physicist Richard Feynman, who aptly remarked, "The universe is a pretty big place. If it's just us, seems like an awful waste of space." Indeed, our investigation prompts contemplation of the cosmic tapestry that envelops our terrestrial existence, leaving us to ponder the potential influences that extend beyond the confines of our world.
In presenting our findings, we extend an invitation to the scientific community and all curious minds to embrace this unforeseen linkage with an open mind and a generous sprinkle of speculative wonder. While our examination has unfurled this unexpected correlation, it represents merely a step in a journey that beckons for further exploration and empirical scrutiny. The interstellar intrigue that infuses our terrestrial realities beckons for sustained scientific attention, as we endeavor to unravel the mysteries that lurk at the intersection of human accomplishment and otherworldly visitations.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our study has brought to light an astonishing correlation between UFO sightings in Delaware and the number of successful Mount Everest climbs. The robust statistical evidence suggests a significant relationship that challenges conventional perceptions of terrestrial and celestial influences on human endeavors. While the precise mechanisms underlying this connection remain shrouded in mystery, our findings beckon to the enigmatic interplay between the extraterrestrial and the terrestrial realms, offering a tantalizing glimpse into the cosmic forces shaping our achievements.

As we ponder the implications of our discoveries, we are reminded of the words of Sir Edmund Hillary, the famed mountaineer who conquered Everest: "It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves." Yet, could it be that the not-so-subtle presence of extraterrestrial voyagers has subtly shaped our conquests of the world's highest peaks? This remarkable correlation nudges us to contemplate the possibility of otherworldly guidance in our terrestrial triumphs, adding an unexpected layer of complexity to the narrative of human achievement.

With our scientific gaze fixed firmly on the empirical evidence, we cannot ignore the whimsical allure of this unearthly connection. The statistical link unveiled in our analysis evokes a sense of wonder and invites us to dance on the blurry boundary between the empirical and the cosmic, as if catching a fleeting glimpse of a shooting star amidst the rigor of statistical analysis.

In the spirit of scientific inquiry, we urge future researchers to continue unraveling the cosmic tapestry that envelops our terrestrial endeavors. As for us, we shall leave this peculiar nexus of UFO sightings and mountain victories to the intrepid explorers of the scientific frontier, as we bid adieu to this zany odyssey, confident that no more research is needed in this area.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Close Encounters of the Third Climbing Kind: A Statistical Analysis of UFO Sightings in Delaware and Successful Mount Everest Climbs. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

Journal of Extraterrestrial Expeditions and Statistical Climatology


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Close Encounters of the Third Climbing Kind: A Statistical Analysis of UFO Sightings in Delaware and Successful Mount Everest Climbs. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Institute for Extraterrestrial Exploration and Extreme Sports Research


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Close Encounters of the Third Climbing Kind: A Statistical Analysis of UFO Sightings in Delaware and Successful Mount Everest Climbs with an abstract of In this paper, we delve into the surprising connection between UFO sightings in the state of Delaware and the total number of successful Mount Everest climbs. By utilizing data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the Commercial Climbing Database, we conducted a rigorous statistical analysis covering the time interval from 1976 to 2011. Our analysis revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.9011461 and a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a strong association between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. Our findings suggest a peculiar link between extraterrestrial visitations and the success of intrepid mountaineers, raising questions about potential interstellar influences on human achievements. These unexpected results call for further investigation into the cosmic forces at play in our earthly endeavors, shedding new light on the interplay between the celestial and terrestrial realms.

ChatGPT:

UFO sightings, Delaware, Mount Everest climbs, statistical analysis, National UFO Reporting Center, Commercial Climbing Database, correlation coefficient, p-value, interstellar influences, cosmic forces, celestial and terrestrial realms

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Data details

UFO sightings in Delaware
Detailed data title: UFO sightings reported in Delaware
Source: National UFO Reporting Center
See what else correlates with UFO sightings in Delaware

Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs
Source: CBC
See what else correlates with Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs

Correlation r = 0.9011461 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.8120644 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 81.2% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., UFO sightings in Delaware) over the 36 years from 1976 through 2011.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 6.8E-14. 0.0000000000000681737205545648
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.9 in 6.8E-12% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 14,668,408,763,163 random variables You don't actually need 14 trillion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 35 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 35 because we have two variables measured over a period of 36 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.81, 0.95 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
197619771978197919801981198219831984198519861987198819891990199119921993199419951996199719981999200020012002200320042005200620072008200920102011
UFO sightings in Delaware (UFO sightings)100011102100114102120121064858118131191315
Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs (Climbers)4025181051823163040502572309012951839585121118145182159267337307493633423457543542




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Outlandish outliers: There are "outliers" in this data. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    For the purposes of this project, I counted a point as an outlier if it the residual was two standard deviations from the mean.

    (This bullet point only shows up in the details page on charts that do, in fact, have outliers.)
    They stand out on the scatterplot above: notice the dots that are far away from any other dots. I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([1,0,0,0,1,1,1,0,2,1,0,0,1,1,4,1,0,2,1,2,0,1,2,10,6,4,8,5,8,11,8,13,11,9,13,15,])
array_2 = np.array([4,0,25,18,10,5,18,23,16,30,4,0,50,25,72,30,90,129,51,83,95,85,121,118,145,182,159,267,337,307,493,633,423,457,543,542,])
array_1_name = "UFO sightings in Delaware"
array_2_name = "Total Number of Successful Mount Everest Climbs"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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