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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is The number of occupational health and safety technicians in New York and the second variable is Season wins for the Buffalo Bills.  The chart goes from 2004 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image

AI explanation

As the number of occupational health and safety technicians in New York increased, there was a corresponding surge in the manufacturing of tiny good luck charms in the shape of footballs. These charms, being distributed haphazardly in boxes of safety equipment, made their way to Buffalo where they inexplicably ended up in the pockets of the Buffalo Bills players. This led to a string of wins as the players unknowingly carried the tiny, luck-infused footballs onto the field, giving them an unexpected magical advantage. It seems like occupational health and safety took on a whole new meaning for the Buffalo Bills, as they found themselves not just protecting their physical well-being, but also inadvertently safeguarding their path to victory!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image that showcases a contrast between the bustling New York City office, where a team of occupational health and safety technicians diligently work to promote workplace safety, and the action on a football field in Buffalo where the Bills strategically maneuver to avoid penalties and injuries. The scene should capture the energy and teamwork in both settings, highlighting the dedication and precision of the occupational health and safety technicians as well as the unity and strategizing of the Bills on the field. The style should be photorealistic, with attention to detail in both environments. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: The number of occupational health and safety technicians in New York and Season wins for the Buffalo Bills. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Art nouveau Data cyber art Photorealism Photorealism Symbolism
ChatGPT: Photorealism

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both The number of occupational health and safety technicians in New York and Season wins for the Buffalo Bills, in the following situation: Because the increase in occupational health and safety technicians in New York led to a surge in safety awareness, causing the Buffalo Bills to play it safe and avoid unnecessary penalties on the field. With fewer injuries and more cautious plays, the Bills racked up more wins, proving that a little safety goes a long way in the game of football.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a bustling New York City office, a team of occupational health and safety technicians diligently work to promote workplace safety. Meanwhile, on a football field in Buffalo, the Bills strategically maneuver to avoid penalties and injuries, leading to an increase in their season wins.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Photorealism ] and depicting this scene: In a bustling New York City office, a team of occupational health and safety technicians diligently work to promote workplace safety. Meanwhile, on a football field in Buffalo, the Bills strategically maneuver to avoid penalties and injuries, leading to an increase in their season wins. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image that showcases a contrast between the bustling New York City office, where a team of occupational health and safety technicians diligently work to promote workplace safety, and the action on a football field in Buffalo where the Bills strategically maneuver to avoid penalties and injuries. The scene should capture the energy and teamwork in both settings, highlighting the dedication and precision of the occupational health and safety technicians as well as the unity and strategizing of the Bills on the field. The style should be photorealistic, with attention to detail in both environments.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in The number of occupational health and safety technicians in New York caused Season wins for the Buffalo Bills to increase.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Keeping it Safe, Scoring Big: The Occupational Health and Safety Technicians' Impact on the Buffalo Bills' Season Wins in New York

Journal of Occupational Health and Safety in Sports Teams

Jan 2024
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of occupational health and safety technicians in New York and Season wins for the Buffalo Bills. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title seem clever.

Your research team used data from Bureau of Larbor Statistics and Pro-Football-Reference.com to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8513918 and p < 0.01 for 2004 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Keeping it Safe, Scoring Big: The Occupational Health and Safety Technicians' Impact on the Buffalo Bills' Season Wins in New York"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this tongue-in-cheek yet data-driven study, we set out to scrutinize the connection between the number of occupational health and safety technicians in New York and the Buffalo Bills' season wins, shedding light on the rather unexpected correlation between the two domains. With our analysis derived from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Pro-Football-Reference.com, we found a strikingly robust correlation coefficient of 0.8513918 and a significant p-value of < 0.01 for the years spanning from 2004 to 2022. Our findings not only offer insights into the potential influence of workplace safety on sports performance, but also serve as a reminder to never underestimate the amusingly quirky connections that can be uncovered through rigorous data analysis. This research not only scores a touchdown in its humor quotient but also provides statistical evidence to spark further curious investigation into the intriguing intersection of occupational health and the gridiron.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of occupational health and safety technicians in New York and Season wins for the Buffalo Bills. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Keeping it Safe, Scoring Big: The Occupational Health and Safety Technicians' Impact on the Buffalo Bills' Season Wins in New York"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this tongue-in-cheek yet data-driven study, we set out to scrutinize the connection between the number of occupational health and safety technicians in New York and the Buffalo Bills' season wins, shedding light on the rather unexpected correlation between the two domains. With our analysis derived from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Pro-Football-Reference.com, we found a strikingly robust correlation coefficient of 0.8513918 and a significant p-value of < 0.01 for the years spanning from 2004 to 2022. Our findings not only offer insights into the potential influence of workplace safety on sports performance, but also serve as a reminder to never underestimate the amusingly quirky connections that can be uncovered through rigorous data analysis. This research not only scores a touchdown in its humor quotient but also provides statistical evidence to spark further curious investigation into the intriguing intersection of occupational health and the gridiron.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
INTRODUCTION

Safety first, touchdowns second – a mantra that may have just taken on a whole new meaning. As pun enthusiasts, we were eager to tackle the curious correlation between occupational health and safety technicians in New York and the Buffalo Bills' season wins. While it may initially seem like a stretch to connect the meticulous watchfulness of safety professionals with the hard-hitting, adrenaline-pumping world of American football, our rigorous investigation aimed to unravel the mysterious intertwining of these seemingly disparate domains.

In the realm of calm caution, the cast of characters consists of the occupational health and safety technicians – the unsung heroes working diligently behind the scenes to ensure workplace safety. Meanwhile, on the grand stage of New York's gridiron, we find the Buffalo Bills, enduring triumphs and tribulations in their quest for NFL glory. With our data-driven lenses firmly affixed, we delved into the world of Bureau of Labor Statistics and Pro-Football-Reference.com, seeking to uncover the threads that might bind these curiously distinct fields together.

But hold onto your helmets, for the results we uncovered may just jolt your senses! Our analysis yielded a robust correlation coefficient of 0.8513918 and a jaw-droppingly significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the years spanning from 2004 to 2022. While the mere prospect of such a correlation may prompt a double take, our findings offer not only statistical significance but also a potential glimpse into the quirky interconnectedness of occupational health and sports performance.

So, as we embark on this wittily unexpected journey, we invite our esteemed academic comrades to join us in exploring the synchronization of safety measures and touchdowns. Strap on your safety belts and secure your chinstraps, for the intersection of occupational health and the gridiron beckons, offering an opportunity to chuckle at the improbable and, just maybe, uncover new dimensions in the process.

As we wade into the profound yet hilariously perplexing waters of this interconnectedness, let us remember that sometimes in the realm of academic inquiry, the most unexpected correlations can emerge – and in this case, they might just have us shouting "Safety blitz!" from the sidelines.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of occupational health and safety technicians in New York and Season wins for the Buffalo Bills. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then devolve ever further, and mention something completely ridiculous, like you conducted literature review by reading the backs of shampoo bottles.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Keeping it Safe, Scoring Big: The Occupational Health and Safety Technicians' Impact on the Buffalo Bills' Season Wins in New York"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this tongue-in-cheek yet data-driven study, we set out to scrutinize the connection between the number of occupational health and safety technicians in New York and the Buffalo Bills' season wins, shedding light on the rather unexpected correlation between the two domains. With our analysis derived from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Pro-Football-Reference.com, we found a strikingly robust correlation coefficient of 0.8513918 and a significant p-value of < 0.01 for the years spanning from 2004 to 2022. Our findings not only offer insights into the potential influence of workplace safety on sports performance, but also serve as a reminder to never underestimate the amusingly quirky connections that can be uncovered through rigorous data analysis. This research not only scores a touchdown in its humor quotient but also provides statistical evidence to spark further curious investigation into the intriguing intersection of occupational health and the gridiron.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
INTRODUCTION
Safety first, touchdowns second – a mantra that may have just taken on a whole new meaning. As pun enthusiasts, we were eager to tackle the curious correlation between occupational health and safety technicians in New York and the Buffalo Bills' season wins. While it may initially seem like a stretch to connect the meticulous watchfulness of safety professionals with the hard-hitting, adrenaline-pumping world of American football, our rigorous investigation aimed to unravel the mysterious intertwining of these seemingly disparate domains.
In the realm of calm caution, the cast of characters consists of the occupational health and safety technicians – the unsung heroes working diligently behind the scenes to ensure workplace safety. Meanwhile, on the grand stage of New York's gridiron, we find the Buffalo Bills, enduring triumphs and tribulations in their quest for NFL glory. With our data-driven lenses firmly affixed, we delved into the world of Bureau of Labor Statistics and Pro-Football-Reference.com, seeking to uncover the threads that might bind these curiously distinct fields together.
But hold onto your helmets, for the results we uncovered may just jolt your senses! Our analysis yielded a robust correlation coefficient of 0.8513918 and a jaw-droppingly significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the years spanning from 2004 to 2022. While the mere prospect of such a correlation may prompt a double take, our findings offer not only statistical significance but also a potential glimpse into the quirky interconnectedness of occupational health and sports performance.
So, as we embark on this wittily unexpected journey, we invite our esteemed academic comrades to join us in exploring the synchronization of safety measures and touchdowns. Strap on your safety belts and secure your chinstraps, for the intersection of occupational health and the gridiron beckons, offering an opportunity to chuckle at the improbable and, just maybe, uncover new dimensions in the process.
As we wade into the profound yet hilariously perplexing waters of this interconnectedness, let us remember that sometimes in the realm of academic inquiry, the most unexpected correlations can emerge – and in this case, they might just have us shouting "Safety blitz!" from the sidelines.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
LITERATURE REVIEW

In their insightful study, Smith and Doe (2010) examine the role of occupational health and safety technicians in maintaining workplace safety standards in New York. They underscore the importance of proactive measures to prevent occupational hazards, emphasizing the need for meticulous oversight and adherence to regulatory guidelines. Similarly, Jones (2015) delves into the impact of workplace safety culture on employee well-being, highlighting the pivotal role played by safety professionals in fostering a secure and nurturing work environment. These studies form the foundation upon which we build our pursuit of the enigmatic link between the number of occupational health and safety technicians in New York and the Buffalo Bills' season wins.

Turning our attention to more tangentially related materials, non-fiction works such as "The Human Factor in Safety Management" by Johnson et al. (2018) and "Gridiron Genius: A Master Class in Winning Championships and Building Dynasties in the NFL" by Lombardi and Yaeger (2018) offer invaluable insights into the realms of safety management and football strategy, respectively. While seemingly disparate at first glance, these sources hint at the potential convergence of occupational safety and athletic triumph.

Further expanding our scope to include fictional narratives that tantalize the imagination with their veiled relevance, "The Safety Inspector's Dilemma" by A. Fictionalauthor (2017) and "Touchdowns and Treadmills: An Unlikely Love Story" by Z. Creativewriter (2019) beckon us into the whimsical realm where workplace safety entwines with the thrill of the gridiron. These imaginative forays into the fantastical, yet oddly fitting, world of safety technicians and sports victories prompt us to foster a mindset of open-minded inquiry.

And now, lest we be accused of taking this research too seriously, we must confess a rather unconventional approach to our literature review. In addition to scholarly sources, we have also drawn inspiration from more unexpected quarters – the backs of shampoo bottles. Yes, dear readers, there is wisdom to be found in the cryptic instructions and ingredient lists adorning these humble containers. Who would have thought that the pursuit of scholarly inquiry would lead us to ponder over the merits of silk protein infused with argan oil? But let us not be deterred by the unorthodox nature of our sources, for in the spirit of intellectual exploration, we must be willing to scour every nook and cranny for unexpected revelations.

Thus, with a dash of humor, a pinch of whimsy, and a dollop of unbridled curiosity, we set the stage for an academic endeavor that straddles the line between the serious and the delightfully absurd. As we delve deeper into the literature and chart our course toward unraveling the mysterious connection between workplace safety and football glory, we do so with a nod to the unexpected and the uncanny, for in the world of scholarly discovery, the most serendipitous findings often emerge from the unlikeliest of sources.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of occupational health and safety technicians in New York and Season wins for the Buffalo Bills. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Bureau of Larbor Statistics and Pro-Football-Reference.com . You used data from 2004 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Keeping it Safe, Scoring Big: The Occupational Health and Safety Technicians' Impact on the Buffalo Bills' Season Wins in New York"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this tongue-in-cheek yet data-driven study, we set out to scrutinize the connection between the number of occupational health and safety technicians in New York and the Buffalo Bills' season wins, shedding light on the rather unexpected correlation between the two domains. With our analysis derived from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Pro-Football-Reference.com, we found a strikingly robust correlation coefficient of 0.8513918 and a significant p-value of < 0.01 for the years spanning from 2004 to 2022. Our findings not only offer insights into the potential influence of workplace safety on sports performance, but also serve as a reminder to never underestimate the amusingly quirky connections that can be uncovered through rigorous data analysis. This research not only scores a touchdown in its humor quotient but also provides statistical evidence to spark further curious investigation into the intriguing intersection of occupational health and the gridiron.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
INTRODUCTION
Safety first, touchdowns second – a mantra that may have just taken on a whole new meaning. As pun enthusiasts, we were eager to tackle the curious correlation between occupational health and safety technicians in New York and the Buffalo Bills' season wins. While it may initially seem like a stretch to connect the meticulous watchfulness of safety professionals with the hard-hitting, adrenaline-pumping world of American football, our rigorous investigation aimed to unravel the mysterious intertwining of these seemingly disparate domains.
In the realm of calm caution, the cast of characters consists of the occupational health and safety technicians – the unsung heroes working diligently behind the scenes to ensure workplace safety. Meanwhile, on the grand stage of New York's gridiron, we find the Buffalo Bills, enduring triumphs and tribulations in their quest for NFL glory. With our data-driven lenses firmly affixed, we delved into the world of Bureau of Labor Statistics and Pro-Football-Reference.com, seeking to uncover the threads that might bind these curiously distinct fields together.
But hold onto your helmets, for the results we uncovered may just jolt your senses! Our analysis yielded a robust correlation coefficient of 0.8513918 and a jaw-droppingly significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the years spanning from 2004 to 2022. While the mere prospect of such a correlation may prompt a double take, our findings offer not only statistical significance but also a potential glimpse into the quirky interconnectedness of occupational health and sports performance.
So, as we embark on this wittily unexpected journey, we invite our esteemed academic comrades to join us in exploring the synchronization of safety measures and touchdowns. Strap on your safety belts and secure your chinstraps, for the intersection of occupational health and the gridiron beckons, offering an opportunity to chuckle at the improbable and, just maybe, uncover new dimensions in the process.
As we wade into the profound yet hilariously perplexing waters of this interconnectedness, let us remember that sometimes in the realm of academic inquiry, the most unexpected correlations can emerge – and in this case, they might just have us shouting "Safety blitz!" from the sidelines.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To unravel the interplay between the meticulous work of occupational health and safety technicians and the on-field performance of the Buffalo Bills, our research journey began with a data collection strategy as zany as a fumble in the end zone. We gathered data on the number of occupational health and safety technicians in New York and the Buffalo Bills' season wins from 2004 to 2022, mostly from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Pro-Football-Reference.com. Much like a quarterback scanning the field, we meticulously reviewed and compiled this data to create a comprehensive dataset that would make even the most meticulous safety technician proud.

To ensure that our analysis was more a touchdown than a fumble, we employed a range of statistical methods, with a sprinkle of witty ingenuity, to find potential connections between these two seemingly disparate domains. First, we calculated the correlation between the number of occupational health and safety technicians in New York and the Buffalo Bills' season wins using Pearson's correlation coefficient, engaging in this statistical dance to uncover any potential relationships that might be hiding amidst the jukes and fakes of the data.

In addition to the correlation analysis, we utilized regression models, akin to a play-by-play analysis of a thrilling game, to explore the predictive power of the number of occupational health and safety technicians on the Buffalo Bills' season wins. This allowed us to investigate the potential impact of workplace safety measures on the team's performance, much like a coach analyzing the playbook for strategic insights.

Furthermore, we did not shy away from incorporating time-series analysis into the mix, allowing us to uncover any intriguing trends and patterns in the data that might rival the twists and turns of a nail-biting overtime game. Through this method, we hoped to capture the dynamic nature of the relationship and, who knows, perhaps discover some hidden nooks and crannies that hold the key to understanding the connection between occupational safety and sports success.

In the spirit of lighthearted curiosity and rigorous investigation, our methodology was designed to both entertain and enlighten, much like a halftime show that offers both entertainment and insight into the game. As we confidently marched forward with our analytical playbook, we remained attuned to the distinctiveness of our research and embraced the colorful unpredictability that often characterizes the academic pursuit of uncovering unexpected correlations.

The wackiness and seriousness of our data assemblage and analysis will certainly stand the test of academic scrutiny, much like a stout defensive line guarding the end zone. With that said, let the zany, yet methodically rigorous, research findings from our offbeat methodology shine a spotlight on the intriguing linkage between the realms of safety professionals and the gridiron.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of occupational health and safety technicians in New York and Season wins for the Buffalo Bills. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Bureau of Larbor Statistics and Pro-Football-Reference.com .

For the time period 2004 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.8513918, r-squared of 0.7248681, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Keeping it Safe, Scoring Big: The Occupational Health and Safety Technicians' Impact on the Buffalo Bills' Season Wins in New York"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this tongue-in-cheek yet data-driven study, we set out to scrutinize the connection between the number of occupational health and safety technicians in New York and the Buffalo Bills' season wins, shedding light on the rather unexpected correlation between the two domains. With our analysis derived from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Pro-Football-Reference.com, we found a strikingly robust correlation coefficient of 0.8513918 and a significant p-value of < 0.01 for the years spanning from 2004 to 2022. Our findings not only offer insights into the potential influence of workplace safety on sports performance, but also serve as a reminder to never underestimate the amusingly quirky connections that can be uncovered through rigorous data analysis. This research not only scores a touchdown in its humor quotient but also provides statistical evidence to spark further curious investigation into the intriguing intersection of occupational health and the gridiron.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
INTRODUCTION
Safety first, touchdowns second – a mantra that may have just taken on a whole new meaning. As pun enthusiasts, we were eager to tackle the curious correlation between occupational health and safety technicians in New York and the Buffalo Bills' season wins. While it may initially seem like a stretch to connect the meticulous watchfulness of safety professionals with the hard-hitting, adrenaline-pumping world of American football, our rigorous investigation aimed to unravel the mysterious intertwining of these seemingly disparate domains.
In the realm of calm caution, the cast of characters consists of the occupational health and safety technicians – the unsung heroes working diligently behind the scenes to ensure workplace safety. Meanwhile, on the grand stage of New York's gridiron, we find the Buffalo Bills, enduring triumphs and tribulations in their quest for NFL glory. With our data-driven lenses firmly affixed, we delved into the world of Bureau of Labor Statistics and Pro-Football-Reference.com, seeking to uncover the threads that might bind these curiously distinct fields together.
But hold onto your helmets, for the results we uncovered may just jolt your senses! Our analysis yielded a robust correlation coefficient of 0.8513918 and a jaw-droppingly significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the years spanning from 2004 to 2022. While the mere prospect of such a correlation may prompt a double take, our findings offer not only statistical significance but also a potential glimpse into the quirky interconnectedness of occupational health and sports performance.
So, as we embark on this wittily unexpected journey, we invite our esteemed academic comrades to join us in exploring the synchronization of safety measures and touchdowns. Strap on your safety belts and secure your chinstraps, for the intersection of occupational health and the gridiron beckons, offering an opportunity to chuckle at the improbable and, just maybe, uncover new dimensions in the process.
As we wade into the profound yet hilariously perplexing waters of this interconnectedness, let us remember that sometimes in the realm of academic inquiry, the most unexpected correlations can emerge – and in this case, they might just have us shouting "Safety blitz!" from the sidelines.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

Our analysis of the relationship between the number of occupational health and safety technicians in New York and the Buffalo Bills' season wins from 2004 to 2022 revealed a surprising and impressively robust correlation coefficient of 0.8513918. This correlation suggests a remarkably strong positive relationship between these two seemingly disparate factors, defying expectations and adding an unexpected twist to the world of statistical analysis. With an r-squared value of 0.7248681 and a p-value of less than 0.01, our findings bolster the credibility of this intriguing association.

As promised, the data we collected and analyzed from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Pro-Football-Reference.com have culminated in a single, compelling figure (Fig. 1). This scatterplot speaks volumes, illustrating the remarkable correlation between the number of occupational health and safety technicians in New York and the Buffalo Bills' season wins. Observers will undoubtedly marvel at the relationship depicted in this graph, prompting reactions that range from eyebrow raises to full-blown expressions of disbelief.

Who would have thought that the diligent work of occupational health and safety technicians could potentially spill over into the high-stakes world of professional football? As we marvel at the statistical evidence before us, we are reminded that the intersection of occupational health and sports success offers a delightful twist in the tale of academic inquiry. This strange-but-true correlation not only brings a touch of amusement to the field of research but also invites further exploration into the unexpected connections that emerge from rigorous data analysis.

In conclusion, the data speak volumes – or should we say, "tackles" the skepticism – as we carefully demonstrate the unexpectedly strong relationship between the number of occupational health and safety technicians in New York and the Buffalo Bills' season wins. This study not only adds a dash of whimsy to the world of statistical analysis but also highlights the intriguing interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated domains. As we wrap up this section, we invite our esteemed colleagues to join us in pondering the possibilities that arise when workplace safety and football glory intertwine, providing amusing conversation fodder and, perhaps, inspiring future investigations into the quirky side of statistics.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of occupational health and safety technicians in New York and Season wins for the Buffalo Bills. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"Keeping it Safe, Scoring Big: The Occupational Health and Safety Technicians' Impact on the Buffalo Bills' Season Wins in New York"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this tongue-in-cheek yet data-driven study, we set out to scrutinize the connection between the number of occupational health and safety technicians in New York and the Buffalo Bills' season wins, shedding light on the rather unexpected correlation between the two domains. With our analysis derived from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Pro-Football-Reference.com, we found a strikingly robust correlation coefficient of 0.8513918 and a significant p-value of < 0.01 for the years spanning from 2004 to 2022. Our findings not only offer insights into the potential influence of workplace safety on sports performance, but also serve as a reminder to never underestimate the amusingly quirky connections that can be uncovered through rigorous data analysis. This research not only scores a touchdown in its humor quotient but also provides statistical evidence to spark further curious investigation into the intriguing intersection of occupational health and the gridiron.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
LITERATURE REVIEW
In their insightful study, Smith and Doe (2010) examine the role of occupational health and safety technicians in maintaining workplace safety standards in New York. They underscore the importance of proactive measures to prevent occupational hazards, emphasizing the need for meticulous oversight and adherence to regulatory guidelines. Similarly, Jones (2015) delves into the impact of workplace safety culture on employee well-being, highlighting the pivotal role played by safety professionals in fostering a secure and nurturing work environment. These studies form the foundation upon which we build our pursuit of the enigmatic link between the number of occupational health and safety technicians in New York and the Buffalo Bills' season wins.
Turning our attention to more tangentially related materials, non-fiction works such as "The Human Factor in Safety Management" by Johnson et al. (2018) and "Gridiron Genius: A Master Class in Winning Championships and Building Dynasties in the NFL" by Lombardi and Yaeger (2018) offer invaluable insights into the realms of safety management and football strategy, respectively. While seemingly disparate at first glance, these sources hint at the potential convergence of occupational safety and athletic triumph.
Further expanding our scope to include fictional narratives that tantalize the imagination with their veiled relevance, "The Safety Inspector's Dilemma" by A. Fictionalauthor (2017) and "Touchdowns and Treadmills: An Unlikely Love Story" by Z. Creativewriter (2019) beckon us into the whimsical realm where workplace safety entwines with the thrill of the gridiron. These imaginative forays into the fantastical, yet oddly fitting, world of safety technicians and sports victories prompt us to foster a mindset of open-minded inquiry.
And now, lest we be accused of taking this research too seriously, we must confess a rather unconventional approach to our literature review. In addition to scholarly sources, we have also drawn inspiration from more unexpected quarters – the backs of shampoo bottles. Yes, dear readers, there is wisdom to be found in the cryptic instructions and ingredient lists adorning these humble containers. Who would have thought that the pursuit of scholarly inquiry would lead us to ponder over the merits of silk protein infused with argan oil? But let us not be deterred by the unorthodox nature of our sources, for in the spirit of intellectual exploration, we must be willing to scour every nook and cranny for unexpected revelations.
Thus, with a dash of humor, a pinch of whimsy, and a dollop of unbridled curiosity, we set the stage for an academic endeavor that straddles the line between the serious and the delightfully absurd. As we delve deeper into the literature and chart our course toward unraveling the mysterious connection between workplace safety and football glory, we do so with a nod to the unexpected and the uncanny, for in the world of scholarly discovery, the most serendipitous findings often emerge from the unlikeliest of sources.

[[RESULTS]]
Our analysis of the relationship between the number of occupational health and safety technicians in New York and the Buffalo Bills' season wins from 2004 to 2022 revealed a surprising and impressively robust correlation coefficient of 0.8513918. This correlation suggests a remarkably strong positive relationship between these two seemingly disparate factors, defying expectations and adding an unexpected twist to the world of statistical analysis. With an r-squared value of 0.7248681 and a p-value of less than 0.01, our findings bolster the credibility of this intriguing association.
As promised, the data we collected and analyzed from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Pro-Football-Reference.com have culminated in a single, compelling figure (Fig. 1). This scatterplot speaks volumes, illustrating the remarkable correlation between the number of occupational health and safety technicians in New York and the Buffalo Bills' season wins. Observers will undoubtedly marvel at the relationship depicted in this graph, prompting reactions that range from eyebrow raises to full-blown expressions of disbelief.
Who would have thought that the diligent work of occupational health and safety technicians could potentially spill over into the high-stakes world of professional football? As we marvel at the statistical evidence before us, we are reminded that the intersection of occupational health and sports success offers a delightful twist in the tale of academic inquiry. This strange-but-true correlation not only brings a touch of amusement to the field of research but also invites further exploration into the unexpected connections that emerge from rigorous data analysis.
In conclusion, the data speak volumes – or should we say, "tackles" the skepticism – as we carefully demonstrate the unexpectedly strong relationship between the number of occupational health and safety technicians in New York and the Buffalo Bills' season wins. This study not only adds a dash of whimsy to the world of statistical analysis but also highlights the intriguing interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated domains. As we wrap up this section, we invite our esteemed colleagues to join us in pondering the possibilities that arise when workplace safety and football glory intertwine, providing amusing conversation fodder and, perhaps, inspiring future investigations into the quirky side of statistics.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



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[[DISCUSSION]]

In the realm of statistical oddities and delightful curiosities, our research uncovers a rather unexpected, yet undeniably strong correlation between the number of occupational health and safety technicians in New York and the Buffalo Bills' season wins. As we venture into the discussion of our findings, it is imperative to acknowledge the amusingly quirky sources from our literature review that hinted at this remarkable connection. Smith and Doe (2010) and Jones (2015) illuminated the pivotal role of safety professionals in fostering a secure work environment, inadvertently paving the way for our amusing discovery of potential gridiron success. Furthermore, who would have thought that the fictional narratives "The Safety Inspector's Dilemma" by A. Fictionalauthor (2017) and "Touchdowns and Treadmills: An Unlikely Love Story" by Z. Creativewriter (2019) might harbor hidden truths about the intersection of workplace safety and athletic triumph? It seems that the unexpected can indeed hold kernels of surprising reality.

Our results not only endorse the prior research on workplace safety but also introduce an unexpectedly entertaining twist by establishing a strong parallel with the wins of the Buffalo Bills. The strong correlation coefficient and r-squared value support the notion that, perhaps, the diligence and commitment of occupational health and safety technicians could spill over into the competitive world of professional sports. It's as if the safety measures put in place at workplaces have a ripple effect that extends to the success of a football team, suggesting that the very guardians of workplace safety are also the unsung heroes of the gridiron arena.

While our research, undoubtedly, adds a whimsical touch to the world of statistical analysis, the robustness of our findings cannot be dismissed lightly. The strength of the relationship between these seemingly unrelated domains is intriguing and prompts further investigation into the unconventional side of statistical correlations. This unexpected connection evokes a sense of amusement and highlights the intriguing interconnectedness of seemingly disparate fields. As we contemplate these results, one can't help but wonder whether the cheer of "Go Team!" might, in fact, ring out as "Stay Safe!" in the hallowed halls of the workplace and on the hallowed turf of the football field.

As we wrap up this discussion, we invite our esteemed colleagues to join us in celebrating this delightful and, at first glance, preposterous, yet rigorously evidenced association between workplace safety and football glory. We hope that our findings not only elicit hearty chuckles but also inspire future investigations into the peculiar, if not remarkable, side of statistical connections. After all, who said statistics couldn't have a sense of humor?


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The number of occupational health and safety technicians in New York and Season wins for the Buffalo Bills. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"Keeping it Safe, Scoring Big: The Occupational Health and Safety Technicians' Impact on the Buffalo Bills' Season Wins in New York"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this tongue-in-cheek yet data-driven study, we set out to scrutinize the connection between the number of occupational health and safety technicians in New York and the Buffalo Bills' season wins, shedding light on the rather unexpected correlation between the two domains. With our analysis derived from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Pro-Football-Reference.com, we found a strikingly robust correlation coefficient of 0.8513918 and a significant p-value of < 0.01 for the years spanning from 2004 to 2022. Our findings not only offer insights into the potential influence of workplace safety on sports performance, but also serve as a reminder to never underestimate the amusingly quirky connections that can be uncovered through rigorous data analysis. This research not only scores a touchdown in its humor quotient but also provides statistical evidence to spark further curious investigation into the intriguing intersection of occupational health and the gridiron.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
INTRODUCTION
Safety first, touchdowns second – a mantra that may have just taken on a whole new meaning. As pun enthusiasts, we were eager to tackle the curious correlation between occupational health and safety technicians in New York and the Buffalo Bills' season wins. While it may initially seem like a stretch to connect the meticulous watchfulness of safety professionals with the hard-hitting, adrenaline-pumping world of American football, our rigorous investigation aimed to unravel the mysterious intertwining of these seemingly disparate domains.
In the realm of calm caution, the cast of characters consists of the occupational health and safety technicians – the unsung heroes working diligently behind the scenes to ensure workplace safety. Meanwhile, on the grand stage of New York's gridiron, we find the Buffalo Bills, enduring triumphs and tribulations in their quest for NFL glory. With our data-driven lenses firmly affixed, we delved into the world of Bureau of Labor Statistics and Pro-Football-Reference.com, seeking to uncover the threads that might bind these curiously distinct fields together.
But hold onto your helmets, for the results we uncovered may just jolt your senses! Our analysis yielded a robust correlation coefficient of 0.8513918 and a jaw-droppingly significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the years spanning from 2004 to 2022. While the mere prospect of such a correlation may prompt a double take, our findings offer not only statistical significance but also a potential glimpse into the quirky interconnectedness of occupational health and sports performance.
So, as we embark on this wittily unexpected journey, we invite our esteemed academic comrades to join us in exploring the synchronization of safety measures and touchdowns. Strap on your safety belts and secure your chinstraps, for the intersection of occupational health and the gridiron beckons, offering an opportunity to chuckle at the improbable and, just maybe, uncover new dimensions in the process.
As we wade into the profound yet hilariously perplexing waters of this interconnectedness, let us remember that sometimes in the realm of academic inquiry, the most unexpected correlations can emerge – and in this case, they might just have us shouting "Safety blitz!" from the sidelines.

[[RESULTS]]
Our analysis of the relationship between the number of occupational health and safety technicians in New York and the Buffalo Bills' season wins from 2004 to 2022 revealed a surprising and impressively robust correlation coefficient of 0.8513918. This correlation suggests a remarkably strong positive relationship between these two seemingly disparate factors, defying expectations and adding an unexpected twist to the world of statistical analysis. With an r-squared value of 0.7248681 and a p-value of less than 0.01, our findings bolster the credibility of this intriguing association.
As promised, the data we collected and analyzed from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Pro-Football-Reference.com have culminated in a single, compelling figure (Fig. 1). This scatterplot speaks volumes, illustrating the remarkable correlation between the number of occupational health and safety technicians in New York and the Buffalo Bills' season wins. Observers will undoubtedly marvel at the relationship depicted in this graph, prompting reactions that range from eyebrow raises to full-blown expressions of disbelief.
Who would have thought that the diligent work of occupational health and safety technicians could potentially spill over into the high-stakes world of professional football? As we marvel at the statistical evidence before us, we are reminded that the intersection of occupational health and sports success offers a delightful twist in the tale of academic inquiry. This strange-but-true correlation not only brings a touch of amusement to the field of research but also invites further exploration into the unexpected connections that emerge from rigorous data analysis.
In conclusion, the data speak volumes – or should we say, "tackles" the skepticism – as we carefully demonstrate the unexpectedly strong relationship between the number of occupational health and safety technicians in New York and the Buffalo Bills' season wins. This study not only adds a dash of whimsy to the world of statistical analysis but also highlights the intriguing interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated domains. As we wrap up this section, we invite our esteemed colleagues to join us in pondering the possibilities that arise when workplace safety and football glory intertwine, providing amusing conversation fodder and, perhaps, inspiring future investigations into the quirky side of statistics.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In this mildly bizarre yet statistically grounded research, we have unraveled the surprising connection between the number of occupational health and safety technicians in New York and the Buffalo Bills' season wins. The correlation coefficient of 0.8513918 and a significant p-value of less than 0.01 from 2004 to 2022 have given us more than just food for thought; they've given us a whole buffet of intriguing insights. Who would have thought that workplace safety and football fortunes could be entangled in such an entertaining dance?

As we wrap up this curious expedition, we can't help but chuckle at the unexpected twist in this statistical tale. It seems that not only on the field, but also in the world of data analysis, the element of surprise reigns supreme. We dare say, this correlation is a true game-changer, proving that in the game of statistics, there's always room for a few curveballs – or should we say, pigskin-flying passes?

So here's to the unsung heroes of workplace safety and the gridiron gladiators of Buffalo, for showing us that the fabric of statistical correlations can indeed be woven from the most unlikely threads. And as we bid adieu to this eccentric yet enlightening chapter, we assert with great fervor: no further research is needed in this field. The intersection of workplace safety and football triumph has been thoroughly unmasked, leaving us not only with a newfound appreciation for the whimsy of statistical analysis but also with a solid resolve to never underestimate the delightful quirks that may lurk beneath the surface of data.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Keeping it Safe, Scoring Big: The Occupational Health and Safety Technicians' Impact on the Buffalo Bills' Season Wins in New York. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

Journal of Occupational Health and Safety in Sports Teams


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Keeping it Safe, Scoring Big: The Occupational Health and Safety Technicians' Impact on the Buffalo Bills' Season Wins in New York. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The National Institute for Sports Safety and Performance


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Keeping it Safe, Scoring Big: The Occupational Health and Safety Technicians' Impact on the Buffalo Bills' Season Wins in New York with an abstract of In this tongue-in-cheek yet data-driven study, we set out to scrutinize the connection between the number of occupational health and safety technicians in New York and the Buffalo Bills' season wins, shedding light on the rather unexpected correlation between the two domains. With our analysis derived from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and Pro-Football-Reference.com, we found a strikingly robust correlation coefficient of 0.8513918 and a significant p-value of < 0.01 for the years spanning from 2004 to 2022. Our findings not only offer insights into the potential influence of workplace safety on sports performance, but also serve as a reminder to never underestimate the amusingly quirky connections that can be uncovered through rigorous data analysis. This research not only scores a touchdown in its humor quotient but also provides statistical evidence to spark further curious investigation into the intriguing intersection of occupational health and the gridiron.

ChatGPT:

occupational health and safety technicians, Buffalo Bills, New York, workplace safety, sports performance, correlation coefficient, p-value, data analysis, workplace safety influence, occupational health, gridiron, Pro-Football-Reference.com, Bureau of Labor Statistics

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Data details

The number of occupational health and safety technicians in New York
Detailed data title: BLS estimate of occupational health and safety technicians in New York
Source: Bureau of Larbor Statistics
See what else correlates with The number of occupational health and safety technicians in New York

Season wins for the Buffalo Bills
Detailed data title: Number of season wins by the Buffalo Bills
Source: Pro-Football-Reference.com
See what else correlates with Season wins for the Buffalo Bills

Correlation r = 0.8513918 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.7248681 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 72.5% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Season wins for the Buffalo Bills) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., The number of occupational health and safety technicians in New York) over the 19 years from 2004 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 3.8E-6. 0.0000037842685462913030000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.85 in 0.00038% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 264,252 random variables You don't actually need 264 thousand variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 18 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 18 because we have two variables measured over a period of 19 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.65, 0.94 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2004200520062007200820092010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
The number of occupational health and safety technicians in New York (Laborers)850560820820820650630660740810790830730790850102010509001000
Season wins for the Buffalo Bills (Bills wins)95777646669879610131113




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Confounding variable: 2020 is particularly different from the other years on this graph. Confounding variables (like global pandemics) will cause two variables to look connected when in fact a "sneaky third" variable is influencing both of them behind the scenes.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([850,560,820,820,820,650,630,660,740,810,790,830,730,790,850,1020,1050,900,1000,])
array_2 = np.array([9,5,7,7,7,6,4,6,6,6,9,8,7,9,6,10,13,11,13,])
array_1_name = "The number of occupational health and safety technicians in New York"
array_2_name = "Season wins for the Buffalo Bills"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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