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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Air pollution in Hagerstown, Maryland and the second variable is Johnson Controls International's stock price (JCI).  The chart goes from 2002 to 2023, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image

AI explanation

As the air became cleaner, it also became lighter, leading to reduced atmospheric pressure. This, in turn, decreased the pressure on Johnson Controls International, causing their stock price to drop.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Create a comic-book-style illustration with muted colors and a dotted halftone pattern from the 1960s, depicting the scene of a bustling cityscape in Hagerstown, Maryland. The sky, once hazy, now clears up as air pollution diminishes. The buildings and streets are depicted with muted colors, and the changes in the atmosphere are illustrated by subtle visual cues, such as the sky becoming clearer and the air appearing lighter. In the background, a stock market ticker tape with Johnson Controls International's logo and stock price dropping as the atmospheric pressure decreases. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Air pollution in Hagerstown, Maryland and Johnson Controls International's stock price (JCI). Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: A comic-book-style illustration with muted colors and a dotted halftone pattern from the 1960s A TIME magazine cover image Pop art Cutsy graphics Cute 2D animation
ChatGPT: A comic-book-style illustration with muted colors and a dotted halftone pattern from the 1960s

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Air pollution in Hagerstown, Maryland and Johnson Controls International's stock price (JCI), in the following situation: As the air became cleaner, it also became lighter, leading to reduced atmospheric pressure. This, in turn, decreased the pressure on Johnson Controls International, causing their stock price to drop.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In Hagerstown, Maryland, the once hazy sky suddenly cleared up as the air pollution diminished. As the air became cleaner, it also grew lighter, causing the atmospheric pressure to decrease. This change reflected in Johnson Controls International's stock price, which followed suit and dropped as the pressure decreased.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A comic-book-style illustration with muted colors and a dotted halftone pattern from the 1960s ] and depicting this scene: In Hagerstown, Maryland, the once hazy sky suddenly cleared up as the air pollution diminished. As the air became cleaner, it also grew lighter, causing the atmospheric pressure to decrease. This change reflected in Johnson Controls International's stock price, which followed suit and dropped as the pressure decreased. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Create a comic-book-style illustration with muted colors and a dotted halftone pattern from the 1960s, depicting the scene of a bustling cityscape in Hagerstown, Maryland. The sky, once hazy, now clears up as air pollution diminishes. The buildings and streets are depicted with muted colors, and the changes in the atmosphere are illustrated by subtle visual cues, such as the sky becoming clearer and the air appearing lighter. In the background, a stock market ticker tape with Johnson Controls International's logo and stock price dropping as the atmospheric pressure decreases.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in Air pollution in Hagerstown, Maryland caused Johnson Controls International's stock price (JCI) to decrease.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Smog in Hagerstown: A Look at How Air Pollution Makes JCI's Stock Solution

The International Journal of Environmental Economics and Policy

Jan 2024
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Hagerstown, Maryland and Johnson Controls International's stock price (JCI). Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Rhyme words in the title.

Your research team used data from Environmental Protection Agency and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.6705062 and p < 0.01 for 2002 to 2023.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Smog in Hagerstown: A Look at How Air Pollution Makes JCI's Stock Solution"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this groundbreaking study, we set out to analyze the breath of fresh air that was the relationship between air pollution in Hagerstown, Maryland and the stock price of Johnson Controls International (JCI). Armed with data from the Environmental Protection Agency and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we embarked on a journey to see if smog was fogging up the stock market. The results left us gasping for air – the correlation coefficient of 0.6705062 and p < 0.01 for the period from 2002 to 2023 astoundingly pointed to a connection between the two, leaving us breathless. Our findings open up a realm of possibilities for investors, environmentalists, and pun enthusiasts alike, as we navigate the turbulent skies of stock price fluctuations and the air that surrounds us.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Hagerstown, Maryland and Johnson Controls International's stock price (JCI). Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Smog in Hagerstown: A Look at How Air Pollution Makes JCI's Stock Solution"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this groundbreaking study, we set out to analyze the breath of fresh air that was the relationship between air pollution in Hagerstown, Maryland and the stock price of Johnson Controls International (JCI). Armed with data from the Environmental Protection Agency and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we embarked on a journey to see if smog was fogging up the stock market. The results left us gasping for air – the correlation coefficient of 0.6705062 and p < 0.01 for the period from 2002 to 2023 astoundingly pointed to a connection between the two, leaving us breathless. Our findings open up a realm of possibilities for investors, environmentalists, and pun enthusiasts alike, as we navigate the turbulent skies of stock price fluctuations and the air that surrounds us.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
INTRODUCTION

Buckle up, dear readers, and prepare to embark on a journey that will take your breath away – quite literally! In this study, we delve into the serendipitous symphony of air pollution in Hagerstown, Maryland, and its curiously tangible connection to the stock price of Johnson Controls International (JCI). This exploration may sound like a concoction from the realms of fiction, but fear not, for the findings we bring forth are as real as the air we breathe – pun intended!

As we navigate the labyrinthine pathways of financial markets and environmental data, our aim is to uncover the elusive dance between pollutants and profits. One might wonder what smog-filled skies and stock market prices have in common – well, so did we! Armed with information from the Environmental Protection Agency and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we waded fearlessly into this uncharted territory, equipped with a keen eye, a nose for numbers, and a knack for pneumatic puns.

Our adventure encapsulates time from 2002 to 2023, during which we uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.6705062 and a p-value that left us in awe, clocking in at less than 0.01. The statistical significance of this relationship between air pollution and JCI's stock price is remarkable, to say the least. It's a numerical nuance that leaves us grasping for words – or shall we say, gasping for air?

This research transcends the traditional realms of financial analysis and environmental scrutiny. We aim to draw attention to the interconnected web of factors that influence stock prices, and how seemingly distant variables can have an unforeseen impact. Our findings hold implications for investors seeking to breathe new life into their portfolios, for environmentalists endeavoring to clear the air, and for pun enthusiasts yearning to crack a few "stock shock" jokes.

So, dear readers, fasten your seatbelts and adjust your oxygen masks – we're about to navigate the murky skies of stock price fluctuations and the atmospheric elements that envelop us. Let's embark on this adventure, where smog collides with stocks, and environmental impact meets financial footing.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Hagerstown, Maryland and Johnson Controls International's stock price (JCI). Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then you might move on to cartoons and children's shows that you watched for research.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Smog in Hagerstown: A Look at How Air Pollution Makes JCI's Stock Solution"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this groundbreaking study, we set out to analyze the breath of fresh air that was the relationship between air pollution in Hagerstown, Maryland and the stock price of Johnson Controls International (JCI). Armed with data from the Environmental Protection Agency and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we embarked on a journey to see if smog was fogging up the stock market. The results left us gasping for air – the correlation coefficient of 0.6705062 and p < 0.01 for the period from 2002 to 2023 astoundingly pointed to a connection between the two, leaving us breathless. Our findings open up a realm of possibilities for investors, environmentalists, and pun enthusiasts alike, as we navigate the turbulent skies of stock price fluctuations and the air that surrounds us.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
INTRODUCTION
Buckle up, dear readers, and prepare to embark on a journey that will take your breath away – quite literally! In this study, we delve into the serendipitous symphony of air pollution in Hagerstown, Maryland, and its curiously tangible connection to the stock price of Johnson Controls International (JCI). This exploration may sound like a concoction from the realms of fiction, but fear not, for the findings we bring forth are as real as the air we breathe – pun intended!
As we navigate the labyrinthine pathways of financial markets and environmental data, our aim is to uncover the elusive dance between pollutants and profits. One might wonder what smog-filled skies and stock market prices have in common – well, so did we! Armed with information from the Environmental Protection Agency and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we waded fearlessly into this uncharted territory, equipped with a keen eye, a nose for numbers, and a knack for pneumatic puns.
Our adventure encapsulates time from 2002 to 2023, during which we uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.6705062 and a p-value that left us in awe, clocking in at less than 0.01. The statistical significance of this relationship between air pollution and JCI's stock price is remarkable, to say the least. It's a numerical nuance that leaves us grasping for words – or shall we say, gasping for air?
This research transcends the traditional realms of financial analysis and environmental scrutiny. We aim to draw attention to the interconnected web of factors that influence stock prices, and how seemingly distant variables can have an unforeseen impact. Our findings hold implications for investors seeking to breathe new life into their portfolios, for environmentalists endeavoring to clear the air, and for pun enthusiasts yearning to crack a few "stock shock" jokes.
So, dear readers, fasten your seatbelts and adjust your oxygen masks – we're about to navigate the murky skies of stock price fluctuations and the atmospheric elements that envelop us. Let's embark on this adventure, where smog collides with stocks, and environmental impact meets financial footing.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

In "Smith and Doe," the authors find that air pollution can have significant effects on human health and the environment. They delve into the respiratory implications of smog and the detrimental impact it can have on ecosystems. Their findings lay the groundwork for understanding the far-reaching consequences of pollutants in the air. However, when it comes to the relationship between air pollution in Hagerstown and Johnson Controls International’s stock price, the story takes an unexpected turn.

Bringing a different perspective to the table, "Jones" explores the economic ramifications of environmental factors. The study sheds light on the intricate balance between ecological concerns and financial outcomes, painting a compelling picture of the interplay between pollution and profit. Little did they know that their empirical investigations would later intersect with the whimsical world of stock market correlations.

Venturing into the realms of literature, "The Economics of Air Pollution" by William W. Hogan and "Environmental Economics: An Introduction" by Barry C. Field provide valuable insights into the economic implications of environmental degradation. But hold your breath, for we are about to take a detour into the unexpected side of related sources.

Enter "The Air Affair" by Penny Stockton and "Foggy Business" by Barry Bull, fictitious titles that sound uncannily relevant to our topic at hand. While these books may not have been penned by renowned scholars, their titles evoke a sense of intrigue that mirrors the enigmatic relationship between air pollution and stock prices. As we venture further into this unconventional path, let’s not shy away from the unexpected sources that shed light on this peculiar connection.

Straying even further from the traditional arena of academic literature, we turn to the whimsical world of children's shows and animated series. Who would have thought that watching "Captain Planet and the Planeteers" and "The Smoggies" could shed some light on our research topic? While these may not be conventional sources for academic inquiry, their depictions of environmental themes and their impact on society provide an unexpectedly playful perspective on the serious matter at hand.

With our literature review spanning a diverse array of sources, we pave the way for an unconventional approach to dissecting the connection between air pollution in Hagerstown, Maryland and Johnson Controls International's stock price. As we stand on the precipice of this unconventional journey, we dare to blend the serious with the whimsical, the empirical with the imaginative, as we unveil the entertaining enigma of smog and stocks.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Hagerstown, Maryland and Johnson Controls International's stock price (JCI). Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) . You used data from 2002 to 2023

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Smog in Hagerstown: A Look at How Air Pollution Makes JCI's Stock Solution"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this groundbreaking study, we set out to analyze the breath of fresh air that was the relationship between air pollution in Hagerstown, Maryland and the stock price of Johnson Controls International (JCI). Armed with data from the Environmental Protection Agency and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we embarked on a journey to see if smog was fogging up the stock market. The results left us gasping for air – the correlation coefficient of 0.6705062 and p < 0.01 for the period from 2002 to 2023 astoundingly pointed to a connection between the two, leaving us breathless. Our findings open up a realm of possibilities for investors, environmentalists, and pun enthusiasts alike, as we navigate the turbulent skies of stock price fluctuations and the air that surrounds us.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
INTRODUCTION
Buckle up, dear readers, and prepare to embark on a journey that will take your breath away – quite literally! In this study, we delve into the serendipitous symphony of air pollution in Hagerstown, Maryland, and its curiously tangible connection to the stock price of Johnson Controls International (JCI). This exploration may sound like a concoction from the realms of fiction, but fear not, for the findings we bring forth are as real as the air we breathe – pun intended!
As we navigate the labyrinthine pathways of financial markets and environmental data, our aim is to uncover the elusive dance between pollutants and profits. One might wonder what smog-filled skies and stock market prices have in common – well, so did we! Armed with information from the Environmental Protection Agency and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we waded fearlessly into this uncharted territory, equipped with a keen eye, a nose for numbers, and a knack for pneumatic puns.
Our adventure encapsulates time from 2002 to 2023, during which we uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.6705062 and a p-value that left us in awe, clocking in at less than 0.01. The statistical significance of this relationship between air pollution and JCI's stock price is remarkable, to say the least. It's a numerical nuance that leaves us grasping for words – or shall we say, gasping for air?
This research transcends the traditional realms of financial analysis and environmental scrutiny. We aim to draw attention to the interconnected web of factors that influence stock prices, and how seemingly distant variables can have an unforeseen impact. Our findings hold implications for investors seeking to breathe new life into their portfolios, for environmentalists endeavoring to clear the air, and for pun enthusiasts yearning to crack a few "stock shock" jokes.
So, dear readers, fasten your seatbelts and adjust your oxygen masks – we're about to navigate the murky skies of stock price fluctuations and the atmospheric elements that envelop us. Let's embark on this adventure, where smog collides with stocks, and environmental impact meets financial footing.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

METHODOLOGY

Gather 'round, fellow adventurers, as we unravel the convoluted yet fiercely thrilling methodology that underpins our grand exploration of the relationship between air pollution in Hagerstown, Maryland, and the stock price of Johnson Controls International (JCI). With a mixture of daring curiosity and undeniable enthusiasm, we set out on a wild and winding pursuit of knowledge, armed with an arsenal of data mining tools, statistical magic, and a dash of whimsy.

Data Collection:
Our quest for data took us to the far reaches of the internet – from the bustling thoroughfares of the Environmental Protection Agency's digital domain to the labyrinthine alleys of LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv). Armed with tireless determination and a voracious appetite for numbers, we scoured the virtual landscapes to unearth the treasures of air quality indices for Hagerstown, Maryland, and the intricate tapestry of JCI's stock price movements. We gathered these pearls of information spanning the years 2002 to 2023, ensuring that our voyage through time was as thorough as it was audacious.

Analytical Alchemy:
Now, dear companions, prepare yourselves for a dash of whimsical wizardry, a smattering of statistical sorcery, and a pinch of data-driven delirium. Our inquisitive minds set forth to wrangle with the elusive relationship between air pollution and stock prices, armed with the mystical arts of correlation analysis and regression incantations.

To unravel the secrets of this enigmatic relationship, we employed the noble correlation coefficient as our trusty guide. With a captivating dance of numbers and a twirl of statistical significance, we revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.6705062, leaving us in sheer awe of the numerical symphony that unfolded before our eyes. The p-value, with its enigmatic allure of statistical significance at p < 0.01, only served to heighten the intrigue of our findings.

Instruments of Inquiry:
In our relentless pursuit of knowledge, we wielded an array of analytical instruments that could rival the mythical arsenal of any intrepid explorer. Utilizing the wondrous powers of Python, R, and Excel, we conjured spells of data manipulation and visualization. Our endeavors led us to concoct intricate charts, graphs, and visual aids that beautifully illuminated the hazy nexus between air pollution in Hagerstown and the ethereal fluctuations of JCI's stock price.

Limitations and Caveats:
No grand adventure is without its perils, and our quest for understanding was no exception. We must, with a modicum of sobriety amidst our whimsy, acknowledge the limitations of our methodology. The intricacies of financial markets and the mercurial nature of air pollution pose unique challenges – our methodological musings are not exempt from the caveats and complexities that shroud this intriguing nexus.

Conclusion:
With a hearty mix of empirical rigor and whimsical wonder, our methodological musings granted us an illuminating glimpse into the interconnected realms of air quality and stock prices. Clad in statistical armor, armed with data-driven determination, and spurred by the spirit of inquiry, we endeavored to paint a vivid portrait of this captivating correlation.

So, dear compatriots, join us as we prepare to set sail upon the churning tides of empirical inquiry and statistical splendor. The allure of air pollution and the dance of stock prices awaits us – onward we march, equipped with a wealth of data and a sparkle of statistical stardust. Let the journey continue, and may our methodological endeavors pave the way for revelatory discoveries and fanciful insights.

And off we go, charting the course for knowledge with a twinkle in our eyes and a pun in our pocket!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Hagerstown, Maryland and Johnson Controls International's stock price (JCI). Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) .

For the time period 2002 to 2023, you found a correlation 0.6705062, r-squared of 0.4495786, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Smog in Hagerstown: A Look at How Air Pollution Makes JCI's Stock Solution"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this groundbreaking study, we set out to analyze the breath of fresh air that was the relationship between air pollution in Hagerstown, Maryland and the stock price of Johnson Controls International (JCI). Armed with data from the Environmental Protection Agency and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we embarked on a journey to see if smog was fogging up the stock market. The results left us gasping for air – the correlation coefficient of 0.6705062 and p < 0.01 for the period from 2002 to 2023 astoundingly pointed to a connection between the two, leaving us breathless. Our findings open up a realm of possibilities for investors, environmentalists, and pun enthusiasts alike, as we navigate the turbulent skies of stock price fluctuations and the air that surrounds us.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
INTRODUCTION
Buckle up, dear readers, and prepare to embark on a journey that will take your breath away – quite literally! In this study, we delve into the serendipitous symphony of air pollution in Hagerstown, Maryland, and its curiously tangible connection to the stock price of Johnson Controls International (JCI). This exploration may sound like a concoction from the realms of fiction, but fear not, for the findings we bring forth are as real as the air we breathe – pun intended!
As we navigate the labyrinthine pathways of financial markets and environmental data, our aim is to uncover the elusive dance between pollutants and profits. One might wonder what smog-filled skies and stock market prices have in common – well, so did we! Armed with information from the Environmental Protection Agency and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we waded fearlessly into this uncharted territory, equipped with a keen eye, a nose for numbers, and a knack for pneumatic puns.
Our adventure encapsulates time from 2002 to 2023, during which we uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.6705062 and a p-value that left us in awe, clocking in at less than 0.01. The statistical significance of this relationship between air pollution and JCI's stock price is remarkable, to say the least. It's a numerical nuance that leaves us grasping for words – or shall we say, gasping for air?
This research transcends the traditional realms of financial analysis and environmental scrutiny. We aim to draw attention to the interconnected web of factors that influence stock prices, and how seemingly distant variables can have an unforeseen impact. Our findings hold implications for investors seeking to breathe new life into their portfolios, for environmentalists endeavoring to clear the air, and for pun enthusiasts yearning to crack a few "stock shock" jokes.
So, dear readers, fasten your seatbelts and adjust your oxygen masks – we're about to navigate the murky skies of stock price fluctuations and the atmospheric elements that envelop us. Let's embark on this adventure, where smog collides with stocks, and environmental impact meets financial footing.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The results of our study revealed a relationship that is nothing to sneeze at between air pollution in Hagerstown, Maryland and Johnson Controls International's (JCI) stock price. The correlation coefficient of 0.6705062 served as a beacon in the smoggy skies of our data, illuminating a moderately strong positive relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. This correlation coefficient effectively showed us that when the air quality takes a hit, so does JCI's stock price. It's like having a bad air day - not a great feeling for anyone!

Furthermore, the r-squared value of 0.4495786 indicated that a substantial 44.96% of the variability in JCI's stock price could be explained by changes in air pollution levels in Hagerstown. This finding left us feeling as breathless as a marathon runner in a haze of air pollution - who knew that the air we breathe could have such a profound impact on financial markets?

To add even more weight to our findings, the p-value of < 0.01 is more statistically significant than finding a needle in a haystack. This means there's less than a 1% chance that this relationship is just a fluke, and more than a 99% chance that there's a real connection between air quality and JCI's stock price. We were blown away by the significance of this relationship, and it's clear that this isn't just hot air we're talking about - it's serious business.

Moreover, our findings are not just another wild theory floating in the air. Fig. 1 visually showcases the tight relationship between air pollution and JCI's stock price, leaving no room for doubt. It's like watching two dance partners waltz perfectly in sync, or in this case, choke in sync! This scatterplot serves as a testament to the strong and tangible connection we uncovered in our data analysis.

In summary, our results indicate that smoggy days in Hagerstown indeed have a tangible impact on JCI's stock price. Our findings breathe new life into the conversation surrounding the complex interplay of environmental factors and stock market volatility. It's a revelation that investors, environmentalists, and pun enthusiasts can all take a deep breath and contemplate. Who knew that following the stock market could feel like following the weather report?


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Hagerstown, Maryland and Johnson Controls International's stock price (JCI). Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"Smog in Hagerstown: A Look at How Air Pollution Makes JCI's Stock Solution"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this groundbreaking study, we set out to analyze the breath of fresh air that was the relationship between air pollution in Hagerstown, Maryland and the stock price of Johnson Controls International (JCI). Armed with data from the Environmental Protection Agency and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we embarked on a journey to see if smog was fogging up the stock market. The results left us gasping for air – the correlation coefficient of 0.6705062 and p < 0.01 for the period from 2002 to 2023 astoundingly pointed to a connection between the two, leaving us breathless. Our findings open up a realm of possibilities for investors, environmentalists, and pun enthusiasts alike, as we navigate the turbulent skies of stock price fluctuations and the air that surrounds us.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In "Smith and Doe," the authors find that air pollution can have significant effects on human health and the environment. They delve into the respiratory implications of smog and the detrimental impact it can have on ecosystems. Their findings lay the groundwork for understanding the far-reaching consequences of pollutants in the air. However, when it comes to the relationship between air pollution in Hagerstown and Johnson Controls International’s stock price, the story takes an unexpected turn.
Bringing a different perspective to the table, "Jones" explores the economic ramifications of environmental factors. The study sheds light on the intricate balance between ecological concerns and financial outcomes, painting a compelling picture of the interplay between pollution and profit. Little did they know that their empirical investigations would later intersect with the whimsical world of stock market correlations.
Venturing into the realms of literature, "The Economics of Air Pollution" by William W. Hogan and "Environmental Economics: An Introduction" by Barry C. Field provide valuable insights into the economic implications of environmental degradation. But hold your breath, for we are about to take a detour into the unexpected side of related sources.
Enter "The Air Affair" by Penny Stockton and "Foggy Business" by Barry Bull, fictitious titles that sound uncannily relevant to our topic at hand. While these books may not have been penned by renowned scholars, their titles evoke a sense of intrigue that mirrors the enigmatic relationship between air pollution and stock prices. As we venture further into this unconventional path, let’s not shy away from the unexpected sources that shed light on this peculiar connection.
Straying even further from the traditional arena of academic literature, we turn to the whimsical world of children's shows and animated series. Who would have thought that watching "Captain Planet and the Planeteers" and "The Smoggies" could shed some light on our research topic? While these may not be conventional sources for academic inquiry, their depictions of environmental themes and their impact on society provide an unexpectedly playful perspective on the serious matter at hand.
With our literature review spanning a diverse array of sources, we pave the way for an unconventional approach to dissecting the connection between air pollution in Hagerstown, Maryland and Johnson Controls International's stock price. As we stand on the precipice of this unconventional journey, we dare to blend the serious with the whimsical, the empirical with the imaginative, as we unveil the entertaining enigma of smog and stocks.

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our study revealed a relationship that is nothing to sneeze at between air pollution in Hagerstown, Maryland and Johnson Controls International's (JCI) stock price. The correlation coefficient of 0.6705062 served as a beacon in the smoggy skies of our data, illuminating a moderately strong positive relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. This correlation coefficient effectively showed us that when the air quality takes a hit, so does JCI's stock price. It's like having a bad air day - not a great feeling for anyone!
Furthermore, the r-squared value of 0.4495786 indicated that a substantial 44.96% of the variability in JCI's stock price could be explained by changes in air pollution levels in Hagerstown. This finding left us feeling as breathless as a marathon runner in a haze of air pollution - who knew that the air we breathe could have such a profound impact on financial markets?
To add even more weight to our findings, the p-value of < 0.01 is more statistically significant than finding a needle in a haystack. This means there's less than a 1% chance that this relationship is just a fluke, and more than a 99% chance that there's a real connection between air quality and JCI's stock price. We were blown away by the significance of this relationship, and it's clear that this isn't just hot air we're talking about - it's serious business.
Moreover, our findings are not just another wild theory floating in the air. Fig. 1 visually showcases the tight relationship between air pollution and JCI's stock price, leaving no room for doubt. It's like watching two dance partners waltz perfectly in sync, or in this case, choke in sync! This scatterplot serves as a testament to the strong and tangible connection we uncovered in our data analysis.
In summary, our results indicate that smoggy days in Hagerstown indeed have a tangible impact on JCI's stock price. Our findings breathe new life into the conversation surrounding the complex interplay of environmental factors and stock market volatility. It's a revelation that investors, environmentalists, and pun enthusiasts can all take a deep breath and contemplate. Who knew that following the stock market could feel like following the weather report?

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[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

As we tread through the misty realms of air pollution and stock prices, we can't help but marvel at the unexpected connection we've unraveled. It's like uncovering buried treasure in a landfill - a peculiar mix of surprise and intrigue. Our findings not only align with the existing literature but take it a step further, adding an unexpected twist to the tale.

Our results corroborate the findings of "Smith and Doe" regarding the detrimental effects of air pollution on the environment and human health. Who would have guessed that smog could cloud not just our lungs but also the stock market? While "Jones" shed light on the intertwined relationship between environmental factors and financial outcomes, we've now charted new territory by revealing a concrete correlation between air quality in Hagerstown and JCI's stock price. It's as though we've stumbled upon a comedic twist in a serious economic drama.

Delving into the whimsical sources that influenced our literature review, every "Captain Planet and the Planeteers" episode was like a whisper in the wind, foretelling the uncharted territory we would eventually tread. Who would have thought that this animated classic would have its finger on the pulse of economic intrigue? And "The Smoggies" – it was a childhood cartoon that not only inspired fables but also wove an unexpected tale of environmental relevance that echoes through our findings. It underscores the playful, yet profound, connection we've unearthed between air pollution and stock prices.

Our results provide more than just a breath of fresh air in research; they serve as a testament to the impact of air pollution on financial markets. It's as though we've revealed the silver lining in a smoggy cloud. With a correlation coefficient and p-value sharper than a needle in a haystack, these findings stand strong like a lighthouse cutting through a foggy night, guiding both investors and environmentalists in charting a course forward. Our scatterplot, akin to a waltz between two unlikely partners, depicts a choreography of market volatility and atmospheric shifts, leaving no space to doubt the reality of this connection.

In essence, our findings not only lend credence to the existing literature but add a touch of spontaneity and amusement to a seemingly serious realm of research. It's like finding a hidden punchline in an economic joke - a delightful surprise that prompts us to take a deep breath and contemplate the lesser-known nuances of market behavior. As we exhale the implications of our research, we step into the unchartered territory of exploring the intersection between whimsy and economic reality.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Hagerstown, Maryland and Johnson Controls International's stock price (JCI). Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"Smog in Hagerstown: A Look at How Air Pollution Makes JCI's Stock Solution"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this groundbreaking study, we set out to analyze the breath of fresh air that was the relationship between air pollution in Hagerstown, Maryland and the stock price of Johnson Controls International (JCI). Armed with data from the Environmental Protection Agency and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we embarked on a journey to see if smog was fogging up the stock market. The results left us gasping for air – the correlation coefficient of 0.6705062 and p < 0.01 for the period from 2002 to 2023 astoundingly pointed to a connection between the two, leaving us breathless. Our findings open up a realm of possibilities for investors, environmentalists, and pun enthusiasts alike, as we navigate the turbulent skies of stock price fluctuations and the air that surrounds us.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
INTRODUCTION
Buckle up, dear readers, and prepare to embark on a journey that will take your breath away – quite literally! In this study, we delve into the serendipitous symphony of air pollution in Hagerstown, Maryland, and its curiously tangible connection to the stock price of Johnson Controls International (JCI). This exploration may sound like a concoction from the realms of fiction, but fear not, for the findings we bring forth are as real as the air we breathe – pun intended!
As we navigate the labyrinthine pathways of financial markets and environmental data, our aim is to uncover the elusive dance between pollutants and profits. One might wonder what smog-filled skies and stock market prices have in common – well, so did we! Armed with information from the Environmental Protection Agency and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we waded fearlessly into this uncharted territory, equipped with a keen eye, a nose for numbers, and a knack for pneumatic puns.
Our adventure encapsulates time from 2002 to 2023, during which we uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.6705062 and a p-value that left us in awe, clocking in at less than 0.01. The statistical significance of this relationship between air pollution and JCI's stock price is remarkable, to say the least. It's a numerical nuance that leaves us grasping for words – or shall we say, gasping for air?
This research transcends the traditional realms of financial analysis and environmental scrutiny. We aim to draw attention to the interconnected web of factors that influence stock prices, and how seemingly distant variables can have an unforeseen impact. Our findings hold implications for investors seeking to breathe new life into their portfolios, for environmentalists endeavoring to clear the air, and for pun enthusiasts yearning to crack a few "stock shock" jokes.
So, dear readers, fasten your seatbelts and adjust your oxygen masks – we're about to navigate the murky skies of stock price fluctuations and the atmospheric elements that envelop us. Let's embark on this adventure, where smog collides with stocks, and environmental impact meets financial footing.

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our study revealed a relationship that is nothing to sneeze at between air pollution in Hagerstown, Maryland and Johnson Controls International's (JCI) stock price. The correlation coefficient of 0.6705062 served as a beacon in the smoggy skies of our data, illuminating a moderately strong positive relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. This correlation coefficient effectively showed us that when the air quality takes a hit, so does JCI's stock price. It's like having a bad air day - not a great feeling for anyone!
Furthermore, the r-squared value of 0.4495786 indicated that a substantial 44.96% of the variability in JCI's stock price could be explained by changes in air pollution levels in Hagerstown. This finding left us feeling as breathless as a marathon runner in a haze of air pollution - who knew that the air we breathe could have such a profound impact on financial markets?
To add even more weight to our findings, the p-value of < 0.01 is more statistically significant than finding a needle in a haystack. This means there's less than a 1% chance that this relationship is just a fluke, and more than a 99% chance that there's a real connection between air quality and JCI's stock price. We were blown away by the significance of this relationship, and it's clear that this isn't just hot air we're talking about - it's serious business.
Moreover, our findings are not just another wild theory floating in the air. Fig. 1 visually showcases the tight relationship between air pollution and JCI's stock price, leaving no room for doubt. It's like watching two dance partners waltz perfectly in sync, or in this case, choke in sync! This scatterplot serves as a testament to the strong and tangible connection we uncovered in our data analysis.
In summary, our results indicate that smoggy days in Hagerstown indeed have a tangible impact on JCI's stock price. Our findings breathe new life into the conversation surrounding the complex interplay of environmental factors and stock market volatility. It's a revelation that investors, environmentalists, and pun enthusiasts can all take a deep breath and contemplate. Who knew that following the stock market could feel like following the weather report?

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

CONCLUSION

Well, folks, it seems we've uncovered a connection between air pollution in Hagerstown and JCI's stock price that's as clear as the air in a smog alert. Our data has shown a correlation coefficient so strong, it's like they're playing synchronicities in the stock market and the sky. It's like the stock price is saying, "Can't breathe with you!"

The r-squared value was equally revealing, showing that almost half of JCI's stock variability can be explained by changes in air pollution. That's a level of influence even the most persuasive politician would envy!

And let's not forget about that p-value – we've got better odds of finding a shiny dime in a murky river than this relationship being a fluke. It's as remarkable as finding a breath mint in a dust storm.

The visual representation in Fig. 1 drives the point home – smog and stocks are dancing a tango so tight, they might as well be gasping for air together.

In the end, we're convinced that we've reached the peak of this mountain of research. It's time to take a deep breath and savor the fresh air of our findings. It's safe to say that further research in this area would just be blowing hot air – we've cracked the case wide open! Now, let's all exhale and call it a day! No more research needs to be done into how smog in Hagerstown affects JCI's stock price.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Smog in Hagerstown: A Look at How Air Pollution Makes JCI's Stock Solution. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The International Journal of Environmental Economics and Policy


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Smog in Hagerstown: A Look at How Air Pollution Makes JCI's Stock Solution. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

Association for Atmospheric Health and Wellness


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Smog in Hagerstown: A Look at How Air Pollution Makes JCI's Stock Solution with an abstract of In this groundbreaking study, we set out to analyze the breath of fresh air that was the relationship between air pollution in Hagerstown, Maryland and the stock price of Johnson Controls International (JCI). Armed with data from the Environmental Protection Agency and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we embarked on a journey to see if smog was fogging up the stock market. The results left us gasping for air – the correlation coefficient of 0.6705062 and p < 0.01 for the period from 2002 to 2023 astoundingly pointed to a connection between the two, leaving us breathless. Our findings open up a realm of possibilities for investors, environmentalists, and pun enthusiasts alike, as we navigate the turbulent skies of stock price fluctuations and the air that surrounds us.

ChatGPT:

Smog, Hagerstown, air pollution, Johnson Controls International, JCI, stock price, correlation coefficient, Environmental Protection Agency, LSEG Analytics, Refinitiv, Maryland, stock market, investment, environmental impact, air quality, pollution, market analysis

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Data details

Air pollution in Hagerstown, Maryland
Detailed data title: Percentage of days 'unhealthy' or worse air quality in Hagerstown-Martinsburg, MD-WV
Source: Environmental Protection Agency
See what else correlates with Air pollution in Hagerstown, Maryland

Johnson Controls International's stock price (JCI)
Detailed data title: Opening price of Johnson Controls International (JCI) on the first trading day of the year
Source: LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv)
Additional Info: Via Microsoft Excel Stockhistory function

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Correlation r = 0.6705062 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.4495786 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 45% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Johnson Controls International's stock price (JCI)) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Air pollution in Hagerstown, Maryland) over the 22 years from 2002 through 2023.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 0.00064. 0.0006380775696835926000000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.67 in 0.064% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 1,567 random variables Which I absolutely did.
with the same 21 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 21 because we have two variables measured over a period of 22 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.35, 0.85 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2002200320042005200620072008200920102011201220132014201520162017201820192020202120222023
Air pollution in Hagerstown, Maryland (Bad air quality days)5.63911.127820.3773580.7490640.3649640.37594000.32679700.27548200000000000.743494
Johnson Controls International's stock price (JCI) (Stock price)107.7331.749.1965.7453.8855.8818.1210.1216.4819.0921.7427.7538.1141.0129.3141.6338.3229.340.9146.6181.1864.9




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([5.6391,1.12782,0.377358,0.749064,0.364964,0.37594,0,0,0.326797,0,0.275482,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0.743494,])
array_2 = np.array([107.73,31.7,49.19,65.74,53.88,55.88,18.12,10.12,16.48,19.09,21.74,27.75,38.11,41.01,29.31,41.63,38.32,29.3,40.91,46.61,81.18,64.9,])
array_1_name = "Air pollution in Hagerstown, Maryland"
array_2_name = "Johnson Controls International's stock price (JCI)"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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