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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is US household spending on books and the second variable is Air pollution in Fresno, California.  The chart goes from 2000 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As US household spending on books decreased, fewer books were produced, leading to a decline in paper production. With less demand for paper, there were fewer trees cut down, which meant more trees were available to absorb carbon emissions. Some of these trees happened to be magical air-cleansing book trees, and as their numbers increased, they worked their leafy, literary charm to specifically clean the air in Fresno, California. It's like a real-life version of The Lorax, but with a plot twist where the trees were indirectly saved by people buying fewer books!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image that envisions a TIME magazine cover featuring a whimsical scene in Fresno, California. The image should depict a landscape with magical book trees situated amongst traditional trees. The magical book trees should have pages for leaves and be absorbing carbon emissions, cleaning the air with a captivating, enchanting effect. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: US household spending on books and Air pollution in Fresno, California. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: A TIME magazine cover image a Polaroid photo Brutalism A TIME magazine cover image Charcoal
ChatGPT: A TIME magazine cover image

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both US household spending on books and Air pollution in Fresno, California, in the following situation: As US household spending on books decreased, fewer books were produced, leading to a decline in paper production. With less demand for paper, there were fewer trees cut down, which meant more trees were available to absorb carbon emissions. Some of these trees happened to be magical air-cleansing book trees, and as their numbers increased, they worked their leafy, literary charm to specifically clean the air in Fresno, California. It's like a real-life version of The Lorax, but with a plot twist where the trees were indirectly saved by people buying fewer books!. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In Fresno, California, fewer books were purchased by US households, leading to a decrease in paper production. As a result, fewer trees were cut down, allowing more magical air-cleansing book trees to absorb carbon emissions and clean the air in Fresno.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A TIME magazine cover image ] and depicting this scene: In Fresno, California, fewer books were purchased by US households, leading to a decrease in paper production. As a result, fewer trees were cut down, allowing more magical air-cleansing book trees to absorb carbon emissions and clean the air in Fresno. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image that envisions a TIME magazine cover featuring a whimsical scene in Fresno, California. The image should depict a landscape with magical book trees situated amongst traditional trees. The magical book trees should have pages for leaves and be absorbing carbon emissions, cleaning the air with a captivating, enchanting effect.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in US household spending on books caused Air pollution in Fresno, California to decrease.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Air Pollution's Prose Effect: The Connection Between U.S. Household Spending on Books and Carbon Footprint in Fresno

Journal of Environmental Humanities

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between US household spending on books and Air pollution in Fresno, California. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Rhyme words in the title.

Your research team used data from Bureau of Labor Statistics and Environmental Protection Agency to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8995220 and p < 0.01 for 2000 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Air Pollution's Prose Effect: The Connection Between U.S. Household Spending on Books and Carbon Footprint in Fresno

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the unexpected and perhaps even novel connection between US household spending on books and air pollution in Fresno, California. While many may think that reading is a breath of fresh air, our research reveals that there may be more to this story than meets the eye. Utilizing data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and the Environmental Protection Agency, our research team has combed through the numbers to unravel this intriguing relationship.

Our findings reveal a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.8995220 and p < 0.01 for the years 2000 to 2022. This indicates a strong positive relationship between household expenditure on books and air pollution in Fresno, California. It seems that while books may enrich the mind, excessive purchasing and perusing of the printed word may inadvertently contribute to the carbon footprint, much to the chagrin of local environmental enthusiasts.

As we analyze these perplexing results, it becomes evident that there may be a tale of two cities at play here - one of literary passion and the other of environmental impact. Our research offers an analytical approach to shed light on this peculiar association, bringing a new chapter to the discourse on household spending and carbon emissions. It's almost as if Fresno is suffering from a case of "book smog" - it's certainly a novel predicament!

In conclusion, our research warrants further investigation and consideration of the environmental implications of voracious book consumption. As we turn the page on this topic, let's not just read between the lines, but also consider the ecological footprint we leave behind with each turn of the page. We hope this study sparks lively discussions and encourages book lovers to think critically about their environmental impact. After all, it's time to clear the air, both literally and literarily.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between US household spending on books and Air pollution in Fresno, California. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Air Pollution's Prose Effect: The Connection Between U.S. Household Spending on Books and Carbon Footprint in Fresno

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the unexpected and perhaps even novel connection between US household spending on books and air pollution in Fresno, California. While many may think that reading is a breath of fresh air, our research reveals that there may be more to this story than meets the eye. Utilizing data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and the Environmental Protection Agency, our research team has combed through the numbers to unravel this intriguing relationship.

Our findings reveal a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.8995220 and p < 0.01 for the years 2000 to 2022. This indicates a strong positive relationship between household expenditure on books and air pollution in Fresno, California. It seems that while books may enrich the mind, excessive purchasing and perusing of the printed word may inadvertently contribute to the carbon footprint, much to the chagrin of local environmental enthusiasts.

As we analyze these perplexing results, it becomes evident that there may be a tale of two cities at play here - one of literary passion and the other of environmental impact. Our research offers an analytical approach to shed light on this peculiar association, bringing a new chapter to the discourse on household spending and carbon emissions. It's almost as if Fresno is suffering from a case of "book smog" - it's certainly a novel predicament!

In conclusion, our research warrants further investigation and consideration of the environmental implications of voracious book consumption. As we turn the page on this topic, let's not just read between the lines, but also consider the ecological footprint we leave behind with each turn of the page. We hope this study sparks lively discussions and encourages book lovers to think critically about their environmental impact. After all, it's time to clear the air, both literally and literarily.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The relationship between household spending on books and air pollution in Fresno, California, is an intriguing enigma that has captured the attention of our research team. On the surface, one might assume that books, with their boundless knowledge and spellbinding narratives, would have a negligible impact on the environment. However, as we delved into the data, a surprising correlation emerged, painting a picture that challenges conventional wisdom. It seems there's more to the adage "knowledge is power" than we initially thought.

Much like a riveting plot twist, our research uncovered a statistically significant relationship between U.S. household spending on books and air pollution in Fresno. It's as if the ink on the pages of literary masterpieces is leaving an imprint on the atmosphere itself. We couldn't help but wonder if this newfound correlation would make Fresno's air quality a real page-turner for both environmentalists and bibliophiles alike.

Perhaps it's time to redefine the term "bookworm" to include a whole new dimension, one that extends beyond avid reading to include inadvertent contributions to air pollution. After all, every library has a story to tell – including, it seems, one about its potential impact on carbon emissions. It's almost as if Fresno's air is experiencing an ironic form of "aer-reading" pollution, much to the chagrin of those who love both fresh air and a good book.

As we embark on this investigation, it's essential to approach this connection with both intellectual rigor and a sense of curiosity. Our research aims not to cast a pall over the joy of reading, but rather to illuminate a thought-provoking relationship that deserves a closer examination. It's a paradox worthy of a Dickensian tale – a city known for both its literary pursuits and concerns about its environmental footprint.

In the pages that follow, we unravel the chapters of this unexpected correlation, aiming to shine a light on a narrative that has often been overlooked. Join us as we navigate this literary landscape, all the while mindful of the environmental impact that each turn of the page may symbolize. After all, as every great author knows, sometimes the most compelling stories are the ones hiding in plain sight – much like the unexpected association between books and air pollution in Fresno.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between US household spending on books and Air pollution in Fresno, California. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then cite some social media posts you read that seem to be related.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Air Pollution's Prose Effect: The Connection Between U.S. Household Spending on Books and Carbon Footprint in Fresno

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the unexpected and perhaps even novel connection between US household spending on books and air pollution in Fresno, California. While many may think that reading is a breath of fresh air, our research reveals that there may be more to this story than meets the eye. Utilizing data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and the Environmental Protection Agency, our research team has combed through the numbers to unravel this intriguing relationship.

Our findings reveal a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.8995220 and p < 0.01 for the years 2000 to 2022. This indicates a strong positive relationship between household expenditure on books and air pollution in Fresno, California. It seems that while books may enrich the mind, excessive purchasing and perusing of the printed word may inadvertently contribute to the carbon footprint, much to the chagrin of local environmental enthusiasts.

As we analyze these perplexing results, it becomes evident that there may be a tale of two cities at play here - one of literary passion and the other of environmental impact. Our research offers an analytical approach to shed light on this peculiar association, bringing a new chapter to the discourse on household spending and carbon emissions. It's almost as if Fresno is suffering from a case of "book smog" - it's certainly a novel predicament!

In conclusion, our research warrants further investigation and consideration of the environmental implications of voracious book consumption. As we turn the page on this topic, let's not just read between the lines, but also consider the ecological footprint we leave behind with each turn of the page. We hope this study sparks lively discussions and encourages book lovers to think critically about their environmental impact. After all, it's time to clear the air, both literally and literarily.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The relationship between household spending on books and air pollution in Fresno, California, is an intriguing enigma that has captured the attention of our research team. On the surface, one might assume that books, with their boundless knowledge and spellbinding narratives, would have a negligible impact on the environment. However, as we delved into the data, a surprising correlation emerged, painting a picture that challenges conventional wisdom. It seems there's more to the adage "knowledge is power" than we initially thought.
Much like a riveting plot twist, our research uncovered a statistically significant relationship between U.S. household spending on books and air pollution in Fresno. It's as if the ink on the pages of literary masterpieces is leaving an imprint on the atmosphere itself. We couldn't help but wonder if this newfound correlation would make Fresno's air quality a real page-turner for both environmentalists and bibliophiles alike.
Perhaps it's time to redefine the term "bookworm" to include a whole new dimension, one that extends beyond avid reading to include inadvertent contributions to air pollution. After all, every library has a story to tell – including, it seems, one about its potential impact on carbon emissions. It's almost as if Fresno's air is experiencing an ironic form of "aer-reading" pollution, much to the chagrin of those who love both fresh air and a good book.
As we embark on this investigation, it's essential to approach this connection with both intellectual rigor and a sense of curiosity. Our research aims not to cast a pall over the joy of reading, but rather to illuminate a thought-provoking relationship that deserves a closer examination. It's a paradox worthy of a Dickensian tale – a city known for both its literary pursuits and concerns about its environmental footprint.
In the pages that follow, we unravel the chapters of this unexpected correlation, aiming to shine a light on a narrative that has often been overlooked. Join us as we navigate this literary landscape, all the while mindful of the environmental impact that each turn of the page may symbolize. After all, as every great author knows, sometimes the most compelling stories are the ones hiding in plain sight – much like the unexpected association between books and air pollution in Fresno.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

In "Smith et al.'s Study on Household Expenditure and Air Pollution," the authors find a curious positive correlation between US household spending on books and air pollution levels in Fresno, California. It's almost as if every book purchased adds a new chapter to Fresno's air pollution story. This revelation may lead one to wonder if Fresno's polluted air is now considered part of the "literary canon."

Moving from serious non-fiction works to some real page-turners in the realm of non-fiction literature, we must also consider the impact of Marie Kondo's "The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up." After all, if we're decluttering our bookshelves, are we also decluttering our air quality? It's a conundrum worthy of a best-selling mystery novel!

Venturing further into the fictional realm of literature, it's worth exploring the potential influence of Ray Bradbury's "Fahrenheit 451." Could excessive book burning be an attempt to combat air pollution, or is it a cautionary tale about the consequences of excessive literary consumption on the environment? The symbolism in this classic novel may hold unforeseen parallels to Fresno's air pollution narrative.

While on this literary journey, we also came across some social media posts that highlight the intersection of book purchases and environmental concerns. One user comically quipped, "I guess you could say that buying too many books leads to 'air-reading' pollution in Fresno, where every plot twist contributes to the city's carbon footprint! #BookLoversUnite #EcoFriendlyReading." This witty observation, though humorous, raises thought-provoking questions about the inadvertent environmental impact of our literary indulgences.

In all seriousness, our investigation into the relationship between household spending on books and air pollution in Fresno has unveiled an unexpected association that warrants further examination. While we may begin with a chuckle at the idea of "book smog," the implications of our findings are as weighty as a hardcover edition. As we proceed, it's crucial to maintain a balance between lighthearted curiosity and scholarly inquiry, all while keeping an eye out for the unexpected twists in this narrative. It's a research endeavor that promises to be as engaging as a well-crafted plot, unfolding with as much intrigue as the pages of a captivating mystery novel.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between US household spending on books and Air pollution in Fresno, California. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Bureau of Labor Statistics and Environmental Protection Agency . You used data from 2000 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Air Pollution's Prose Effect: The Connection Between U.S. Household Spending on Books and Carbon Footprint in Fresno

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the unexpected and perhaps even novel connection between US household spending on books and air pollution in Fresno, California. While many may think that reading is a breath of fresh air, our research reveals that there may be more to this story than meets the eye. Utilizing data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and the Environmental Protection Agency, our research team has combed through the numbers to unravel this intriguing relationship.

Our findings reveal a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.8995220 and p < 0.01 for the years 2000 to 2022. This indicates a strong positive relationship between household expenditure on books and air pollution in Fresno, California. It seems that while books may enrich the mind, excessive purchasing and perusing of the printed word may inadvertently contribute to the carbon footprint, much to the chagrin of local environmental enthusiasts.

As we analyze these perplexing results, it becomes evident that there may be a tale of two cities at play here - one of literary passion and the other of environmental impact. Our research offers an analytical approach to shed light on this peculiar association, bringing a new chapter to the discourse on household spending and carbon emissions. It's almost as if Fresno is suffering from a case of "book smog" - it's certainly a novel predicament!

In conclusion, our research warrants further investigation and consideration of the environmental implications of voracious book consumption. As we turn the page on this topic, let's not just read between the lines, but also consider the ecological footprint we leave behind with each turn of the page. We hope this study sparks lively discussions and encourages book lovers to think critically about their environmental impact. After all, it's time to clear the air, both literally and literarily.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The relationship between household spending on books and air pollution in Fresno, California, is an intriguing enigma that has captured the attention of our research team. On the surface, one might assume that books, with their boundless knowledge and spellbinding narratives, would have a negligible impact on the environment. However, as we delved into the data, a surprising correlation emerged, painting a picture that challenges conventional wisdom. It seems there's more to the adage "knowledge is power" than we initially thought.
Much like a riveting plot twist, our research uncovered a statistically significant relationship between U.S. household spending on books and air pollution in Fresno. It's as if the ink on the pages of literary masterpieces is leaving an imprint on the atmosphere itself. We couldn't help but wonder if this newfound correlation would make Fresno's air quality a real page-turner for both environmentalists and bibliophiles alike.
Perhaps it's time to redefine the term "bookworm" to include a whole new dimension, one that extends beyond avid reading to include inadvertent contributions to air pollution. After all, every library has a story to tell – including, it seems, one about its potential impact on carbon emissions. It's almost as if Fresno's air is experiencing an ironic form of "aer-reading" pollution, much to the chagrin of those who love both fresh air and a good book.
As we embark on this investigation, it's essential to approach this connection with both intellectual rigor and a sense of curiosity. Our research aims not to cast a pall over the joy of reading, but rather to illuminate a thought-provoking relationship that deserves a closer examination. It's a paradox worthy of a Dickensian tale – a city known for both its literary pursuits and concerns about its environmental footprint.
In the pages that follow, we unravel the chapters of this unexpected correlation, aiming to shine a light on a narrative that has often been overlooked. Join us as we navigate this literary landscape, all the while mindful of the environmental impact that each turn of the page may symbolize. After all, as every great author knows, sometimes the most compelling stories are the ones hiding in plain sight – much like the unexpected association between books and air pollution in Fresno.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To investigate the peculiar relationship between U.S. household spending on books and air pollution in Fresno, we employed a multi-faceted research approach that utilized both economic and environmental data. Our methodology sought to uncover the underlying mechanisms linking these seemingly disparate phenomena, while also allowing for a whimsical exploration of the unexpected correlations that unfolded along the way.

Firstly, we gathered comprehensive data on household expenditures on books from the Bureau of Labor Statistics, meticulously combing through years' worth of reports, graphs, and tables. This process involved sifting through an extensive digital library of economic data, akin to a scholarly scavenger hunt with Excel spreadsheets as our treasure maps. It became clear that deciphering the economic patterns of book consumption was akin to a literary mystery - a "whodunit" with economic implications. After all, understanding the nuances of consumer spending requires a detective's keen eye and a penchant for unraveling fiscal enigmas.

Concurrently, we delved into the labyrinth of air quality data, sourced from the Environmental Protection Agency, to capture the atmospheric conditions in Fresno, California, throughout the years under study. This endeavor resembled a scientific journey through a meteorological maze, striving to decode the environmental intricacies that influence air pollution levels. It was a quest to unmask the culprits behind the haze, a quest that often prompted us to quip, "Let's clear the air about air pollution in—where else?—Fresno."

Once armed with this wealth of data, we orchestrated a statistical ballet, performing a rigorous correlation analysis to discern if there was indeed an empirical connection between household spending on books and levels of air pollution in Fresno. Using sophisticated statistical software, we meticulously waltzed through the numbers, leading us to a surprise revelation: a significant positive correlation between the two variables. It was a statistical tango that left us breathless, contemplating the profound implications of our findings and raising the question, "Is Fresno experiencing a 'novel' form of environmental impact?"

Furthermore, we employed a time-series analysis to examine the temporal patterns of both book expenditures and air pollution levels, akin to tracing the plot twists in a literary saga. This analytical journey allowed us to uncover the ebb and flow of these variables, unearthing a narrative that unfolded across the years like chapters in a book. As we charted these temporal dynamics, the story of Fresno's book-related atmospheric influence began to read like a riveting tale, featuring intriguing plot developments and unexpected revelations around every statistical turn.

Finally, to ensure the robustness of our findings, we conducted sensitivity analyses and Monte Carlo simulations to test the stability of the observed correlation under various modeling scenarios. This process involved subjecting our data to simulated trials, not unlike exploring alternate endings to a literary work, in pursuit of a deeper understanding of the underlying dynamics driving the observed relationship.

In summary, our research methodology wove together data sleuthing, statistical choreography, and analytical storytelling, culminating in a comprehensive investigation into the entwined threads of book spending and air pollution in Fresno. By juxtaposing these seemingly unrelated domains, we embarked on an academic adventure in pursuit of unexpected connections, always mindful of the importance of intellectual rigor and a touch of whimsy in our scientific pursuits. At its core, our methodology reflected our commitment to exploring the unconventional with an open mind and a witticism or two, offering an approach to research that aimed to tickle both the intellect and the funny bone.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between US household spending on books and Air pollution in Fresno, California. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Bureau of Labor Statistics and Environmental Protection Agency .

For the time period 2000 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.8995220, r-squared of 0.8091399, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Air Pollution's Prose Effect: The Connection Between U.S. Household Spending on Books and Carbon Footprint in Fresno

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the unexpected and perhaps even novel connection between US household spending on books and air pollution in Fresno, California. While many may think that reading is a breath of fresh air, our research reveals that there may be more to this story than meets the eye. Utilizing data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and the Environmental Protection Agency, our research team has combed through the numbers to unravel this intriguing relationship.

Our findings reveal a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.8995220 and p < 0.01 for the years 2000 to 2022. This indicates a strong positive relationship between household expenditure on books and air pollution in Fresno, California. It seems that while books may enrich the mind, excessive purchasing and perusing of the printed word may inadvertently contribute to the carbon footprint, much to the chagrin of local environmental enthusiasts.

As we analyze these perplexing results, it becomes evident that there may be a tale of two cities at play here - one of literary passion and the other of environmental impact. Our research offers an analytical approach to shed light on this peculiar association, bringing a new chapter to the discourse on household spending and carbon emissions. It's almost as if Fresno is suffering from a case of "book smog" - it's certainly a novel predicament!

In conclusion, our research warrants further investigation and consideration of the environmental implications of voracious book consumption. As we turn the page on this topic, let's not just read between the lines, but also consider the ecological footprint we leave behind with each turn of the page. We hope this study sparks lively discussions and encourages book lovers to think critically about their environmental impact. After all, it's time to clear the air, both literally and literarily.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The relationship between household spending on books and air pollution in Fresno, California, is an intriguing enigma that has captured the attention of our research team. On the surface, one might assume that books, with their boundless knowledge and spellbinding narratives, would have a negligible impact on the environment. However, as we delved into the data, a surprising correlation emerged, painting a picture that challenges conventional wisdom. It seems there's more to the adage "knowledge is power" than we initially thought.
Much like a riveting plot twist, our research uncovered a statistically significant relationship between U.S. household spending on books and air pollution in Fresno. It's as if the ink on the pages of literary masterpieces is leaving an imprint on the atmosphere itself. We couldn't help but wonder if this newfound correlation would make Fresno's air quality a real page-turner for both environmentalists and bibliophiles alike.
Perhaps it's time to redefine the term "bookworm" to include a whole new dimension, one that extends beyond avid reading to include inadvertent contributions to air pollution. After all, every library has a story to tell – including, it seems, one about its potential impact on carbon emissions. It's almost as if Fresno's air is experiencing an ironic form of "aer-reading" pollution, much to the chagrin of those who love both fresh air and a good book.
As we embark on this investigation, it's essential to approach this connection with both intellectual rigor and a sense of curiosity. Our research aims not to cast a pall over the joy of reading, but rather to illuminate a thought-provoking relationship that deserves a closer examination. It's a paradox worthy of a Dickensian tale – a city known for both its literary pursuits and concerns about its environmental footprint.
In the pages that follow, we unravel the chapters of this unexpected correlation, aiming to shine a light on a narrative that has often been overlooked. Join us as we navigate this literary landscape, all the while mindful of the environmental impact that each turn of the page may symbolize. After all, as every great author knows, sometimes the most compelling stories are the ones hiding in plain sight – much like the unexpected association between books and air pollution in Fresno.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

Our analysis of data spanning from 2000 to 2022 revealed a strong positive correlation between U.S. household spending on books and air pollution in Fresno, California, with a correlation coefficient of 0.8995220 and an r-squared of 0.8091399. The p-value of less than 0.01 further confirmed the statistical significance of this relationship. It appears that the more households spent on books, the higher the levels of air pollution in Fresno.

Figure 1 depicts the striking correlation between household spending on books and air pollution in Fresno, further emphasizing the robustness of our findings. It seems that as literary consumption increases, so does the carbon footprint, painting a compelling narrative of the interplay between intellectual pursuits and environmental impact.

It's like Fresno is experiencing a case of "book smog," where the pursuit of knowledge inadvertently contributes to atmospheric pollution – a tale of irony worthy of a Dickens novel.

Our research highlights a compelling yet perplexing relationship that challenges traditional notions of environmental influence. While we may be turning the page on this peculiar connection, it’s evident that the impact of literary spending on air quality is a plot twist that warrants further exploration and consideration.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between US household spending on books and Air pollution in Fresno, California. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Air Pollution's Prose Effect: The Connection Between U.S. Household Spending on Books and Carbon Footprint in Fresno

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the unexpected and perhaps even novel connection between US household spending on books and air pollution in Fresno, California. While many may think that reading is a breath of fresh air, our research reveals that there may be more to this story than meets the eye. Utilizing data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and the Environmental Protection Agency, our research team has combed through the numbers to unravel this intriguing relationship.

Our findings reveal a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.8995220 and p < 0.01 for the years 2000 to 2022. This indicates a strong positive relationship between household expenditure on books and air pollution in Fresno, California. It seems that while books may enrich the mind, excessive purchasing and perusing of the printed word may inadvertently contribute to the carbon footprint, much to the chagrin of local environmental enthusiasts.

As we analyze these perplexing results, it becomes evident that there may be a tale of two cities at play here - one of literary passion and the other of environmental impact. Our research offers an analytical approach to shed light on this peculiar association, bringing a new chapter to the discourse on household spending and carbon emissions. It's almost as if Fresno is suffering from a case of "book smog" - it's certainly a novel predicament!

In conclusion, our research warrants further investigation and consideration of the environmental implications of voracious book consumption. As we turn the page on this topic, let's not just read between the lines, but also consider the ecological footprint we leave behind with each turn of the page. We hope this study sparks lively discussions and encourages book lovers to think critically about their environmental impact. After all, it's time to clear the air, both literally and literarily.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In "Smith et al.'s Study on Household Expenditure and Air Pollution," the authors find a curious positive correlation between US household spending on books and air pollution levels in Fresno, California. It's almost as if every book purchased adds a new chapter to Fresno's air pollution story. This revelation may lead one to wonder if Fresno's polluted air is now considered part of the "literary canon."
Moving from serious non-fiction works to some real page-turners in the realm of non-fiction literature, we must also consider the impact of Marie Kondo's "The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up." After all, if we're decluttering our bookshelves, are we also decluttering our air quality? It's a conundrum worthy of a best-selling mystery novel!
Venturing further into the fictional realm of literature, it's worth exploring the potential influence of Ray Bradbury's "Fahrenheit 451." Could excessive book burning be an attempt to combat air pollution, or is it a cautionary tale about the consequences of excessive literary consumption on the environment? The symbolism in this classic novel may hold unforeseen parallels to Fresno's air pollution narrative.
While on this literary journey, we also came across some social media posts that highlight the intersection of book purchases and environmental concerns. One user comically quipped, "I guess you could say that buying too many books leads to 'air-reading' pollution in Fresno, where every plot twist contributes to the city's carbon footprint! #BookLoversUnite #EcoFriendlyReading." This witty observation, though humorous, raises thought-provoking questions about the inadvertent environmental impact of our literary indulgences.
In all seriousness, our investigation into the relationship between household spending on books and air pollution in Fresno has unveiled an unexpected association that warrants further examination. While we may begin with a chuckle at the idea of "book smog," the implications of our findings are as weighty as a hardcover edition. As we proceed, it's crucial to maintain a balance between lighthearted curiosity and scholarly inquiry, all while keeping an eye out for the unexpected twists in this narrative. It's a research endeavor that promises to be as engaging as a well-crafted plot, unfolding with as much intrigue as the pages of a captivating mystery novel.

[[RESULTS]]
Our analysis of data spanning from 2000 to 2022 revealed a strong positive correlation between U.S. household spending on books and air pollution in Fresno, California, with a correlation coefficient of 0.8995220 and an r-squared of 0.8091399. The p-value of less than 0.01 further confirmed the statistical significance of this relationship. It appears that the more households spent on books, the higher the levels of air pollution in Fresno.
Figure 1 depicts the striking correlation between household spending on books and air pollution in Fresno, further emphasizing the robustness of our findings. It seems that as literary consumption increases, so does the carbon footprint, painting a compelling narrative of the interplay between intellectual pursuits and environmental impact.
It's like Fresno is experiencing a case of "book smog," where the pursuit of knowledge inadvertently contributes to atmospheric pollution – a tale of irony worthy of a Dickens novel.
Our research highlights a compelling yet perplexing relationship that challenges traditional notions of environmental influence. While we may be turning the page on this peculiar connection, it’s evident that the impact of literary spending on air quality is a plot twist that warrants further exploration and consideration.

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

Our findings mirror those of Smith et al., which initially uncovered this enigmatic positive correlation between household book spending and air pollution in Fresno, California. It seems that Fresno's literary enthusiasts are unwittingly penning another chapter in the city's pollution saga with each book purchased. The relationship we've identified is indeed a reflection of the intricate interplay between leisurely activities and environmental consequences. It's almost like Fresno is in the midst of a "bookish" air pollution crisis – a novel twist on traditional environmental concerns!

Marie Kondo's "The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up” takes on a new significance in light of our results. It's as if decluttering bookshelves might lead not only to a tidier home but also to cleaner air. Who knew that books, much like their fictional counterparts, could have such a tangible impact on our physical surroundings!

Moreover, the implications of Ray Bradbury's "Fahrenheit 451" have taken on a new dimension in our research. The thought-provoking possibility that excessive literature consumption may indeed contribute to air pollution adds an unexpected layer to the book's already complex allegory. Fresno's air pollution narrative appears to draw striking parallels with this classic, raising questions about the balance between intellectual enlightenment and ecological responsibility.

Our findings have given amusing credence to the social media post highlighting the "air-reading" pollution in Fresno, where every page turned adds a figurative smudge to the city's atmospheric narrative. While comical at first glance, this observation holds weight in light of our rigorous statistical analysis.

It's clear that our research has unveiled a remarkable association that defies conventional environmental suppositions. As we unpack this unexpected connection, it's crucial to not only acknowledge its inherent comic undertones but also take it seriously in terms of its real-world implications. Our study opens up a new sphere of environmental discourse, one that brings to light the previously unexplored repercussions of leisure activities on the ecological landscape. It's a narrative that demands further examination and contemplation, much like the intricacies of a thought-provoking literary masterpiece.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between US household spending on books and Air pollution in Fresno, California. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Air Pollution's Prose Effect: The Connection Between U.S. Household Spending on Books and Carbon Footprint in Fresno

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the unexpected and perhaps even novel connection between US household spending on books and air pollution in Fresno, California. While many may think that reading is a breath of fresh air, our research reveals that there may be more to this story than meets the eye. Utilizing data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and the Environmental Protection Agency, our research team has combed through the numbers to unravel this intriguing relationship.

Our findings reveal a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.8995220 and p < 0.01 for the years 2000 to 2022. This indicates a strong positive relationship between household expenditure on books and air pollution in Fresno, California. It seems that while books may enrich the mind, excessive purchasing and perusing of the printed word may inadvertently contribute to the carbon footprint, much to the chagrin of local environmental enthusiasts.

As we analyze these perplexing results, it becomes evident that there may be a tale of two cities at play here - one of literary passion and the other of environmental impact. Our research offers an analytical approach to shed light on this peculiar association, bringing a new chapter to the discourse on household spending and carbon emissions. It's almost as if Fresno is suffering from a case of "book smog" - it's certainly a novel predicament!

In conclusion, our research warrants further investigation and consideration of the environmental implications of voracious book consumption. As we turn the page on this topic, let's not just read between the lines, but also consider the ecological footprint we leave behind with each turn of the page. We hope this study sparks lively discussions and encourages book lovers to think critically about their environmental impact. After all, it's time to clear the air, both literally and literarily.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The relationship between household spending on books and air pollution in Fresno, California, is an intriguing enigma that has captured the attention of our research team. On the surface, one might assume that books, with their boundless knowledge and spellbinding narratives, would have a negligible impact on the environment. However, as we delved into the data, a surprising correlation emerged, painting a picture that challenges conventional wisdom. It seems there's more to the adage "knowledge is power" than we initially thought.
Much like a riveting plot twist, our research uncovered a statistically significant relationship between U.S. household spending on books and air pollution in Fresno. It's as if the ink on the pages of literary masterpieces is leaving an imprint on the atmosphere itself. We couldn't help but wonder if this newfound correlation would make Fresno's air quality a real page-turner for both environmentalists and bibliophiles alike.
Perhaps it's time to redefine the term "bookworm" to include a whole new dimension, one that extends beyond avid reading to include inadvertent contributions to air pollution. After all, every library has a story to tell – including, it seems, one about its potential impact on carbon emissions. It's almost as if Fresno's air is experiencing an ironic form of "aer-reading" pollution, much to the chagrin of those who love both fresh air and a good book.
As we embark on this investigation, it's essential to approach this connection with both intellectual rigor and a sense of curiosity. Our research aims not to cast a pall over the joy of reading, but rather to illuminate a thought-provoking relationship that deserves a closer examination. It's a paradox worthy of a Dickensian tale – a city known for both its literary pursuits and concerns about its environmental footprint.
In the pages that follow, we unravel the chapters of this unexpected correlation, aiming to shine a light on a narrative that has often been overlooked. Join us as we navigate this literary landscape, all the while mindful of the environmental impact that each turn of the page may symbolize. After all, as every great author knows, sometimes the most compelling stories are the ones hiding in plain sight – much like the unexpected association between books and air pollution in Fresno.

[[RESULTS]]
Our analysis of data spanning from 2000 to 2022 revealed a strong positive correlation between U.S. household spending on books and air pollution in Fresno, California, with a correlation coefficient of 0.8995220 and an r-squared of 0.8091399. The p-value of less than 0.01 further confirmed the statistical significance of this relationship. It appears that the more households spent on books, the higher the levels of air pollution in Fresno.
Figure 1 depicts the striking correlation between household spending on books and air pollution in Fresno, further emphasizing the robustness of our findings. It seems that as literary consumption increases, so does the carbon footprint, painting a compelling narrative of the interplay between intellectual pursuits and environmental impact.
It's like Fresno is experiencing a case of "book smog," where the pursuit of knowledge inadvertently contributes to atmospheric pollution – a tale of irony worthy of a Dickens novel.
Our research highlights a compelling yet perplexing relationship that challenges traditional notions of environmental influence. While we may be turning the page on this peculiar connection, it’s evident that the impact of literary spending on air quality is a plot twist that warrants further exploration and consideration.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our study has shed light on the unforeseen connection between U.S. household spending on books and air pollution in Fresno, California. The substantial positive correlation we identified suggests that the pursuit of knowledge through literature may inadvertently contribute to atmospheric degradation. It seems that in Fresno, the proverbial nose in a book not only enriches the mind but also thickens the air. It's almost as if the city is facing a case of "book smog," where the pursuit of literary enlightenment adds an unexpected chapter to the city's air quality narrative.

As we close the book on this investigation, it's crucial for policymakers and environmental enthusiasts to consider the ecological implications of voracious book consumption. After all, the last thing we want is for Fresno to become a literal "hotbed" of literary pollution. There's no need to add "air fresheners" to combat the "book smog" - let's strive for a cleaner, more sustainable literary landscape instead.

Our findings have opened a new chapter in the discourse on household spending and environmental impact, offering a unique angle for future research and policy considerations. It's clear that this unexpected correlation is not just fiction but a non-fictional narrative that warrants attention and action. It's time to close the book on any doubts about the significance of this link and recognize that the gassy emissions may indeed be correlated to that literary escapism.

In light of our findings, we assert that further research in this area is unnecessary. It's time to let this punny research rest in peace and not dig deeper into the grave plot. After all, when it comes to this connection, there's no need to belabor the point.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Air Pollution's Prose Effect: The Connection Between U.S. Household Spending on Books and Carbon Footprint in Fresno. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

Journal of Environmental Humanities


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Air Pollution's Prose Effect: The Connection Between U.S. Household Spending on Books and Carbon Footprint in Fresno. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Society for Literary Emissions Analysis


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Air Pollution's Prose Effect: The Connection Between U.S. Household Spending on Books and Carbon Footprint in Fresno with an abstract of In this study, we delve into the unexpected and perhaps even novel connection between US household spending on books and air pollution in Fresno, California. While many may think that reading is a breath of fresh air, our research reveals that there may be more to this story than meets the eye. Utilizing data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and the Environmental Protection Agency, our research team has combed through the numbers to unravel this intriguing relationship.
Our findings reveal a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.8995220 and p < 0.01 for the years 2000 to 2022. This indicates a strong positive relationship between household expenditure on books and air pollution in Fresno, California. It seems that while books may enrich the mind, excessive purchasing and perusing of the printed word may inadvertently contribute to the carbon footprint, much to the chagrin of local environmental enthusiasts.
As we analyze these perplexing results, it becomes evident that there may be a tale of two cities at play here - one of literary passion and the other of environmental impact. Our research offers an analytical approach to shed light on this peculiar association, bringing a new chapter to the discourse on household spending and carbon emissions. It's almost as if Fresno is suffering from a case of "book smog" - it's certainly a novel predicament!
In conclusion, our research warrants further investigation and consideration of the environmental implications of voracious book consumption. As we turn the page on this topic, let's not just read between the lines, but also consider the ecological footprint we leave behind with each turn of the page. We hope this study sparks lively discussions and encourages book lovers to think critically about their environmental impact. After all, it's time to clear the air, both literally and literarily.

ChatGPT:

U.S. household spending, books, air pollution, Fresno, California, correlation coefficient, environmental impact, carbon footprint, Bureau of Labor Statistics, Environmental Protection Agency, carbon emissions, literary passion, ecological footprint, voracious book consumption, environmental implications, book lovers

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Data details

US household spending on books
Detailed data title: Annual US household spend on books, as a percentage of total household spend
Source: Bureau of Labor Statistics
See what else correlates with US household spending on books

Air pollution in Fresno, California
Detailed data title: Percentage of days 'unhealthy' or worse air quality in Fresno, CA
Source: Environmental Protection Agency
See what else correlates with Air pollution in Fresno, California

Correlation r = 0.8995220 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.8091399 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 80.9% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Air pollution in Fresno, California) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., US household spending on books) over the 23 years from 2000 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 5.31E-9. 0.0000000053064649547676160000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.9 in 5.31E-7% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 188,449,374 random variables You don't actually need 188 million variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 22 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 22 because we have two variables measured over a period of 23 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.77, 0.96 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
20002001200220032004200520062007200820092010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
US household spending on books (Household spend)0.3837560.3567990.3417160.3111450.2995740.2714990.2417360.2377210.2297670.2241830.2078610.2313650.2118890.1996090.1925410.2036510.2058940.183150.1764010.1459480.1858680.1703320.160346
Air pollution in Fresno, California (Bad air quality days)28.961730.684932.054827.12336.830612.328813.424711.780811.47549.863016.027410.958911.47546.849329.04116.575346.83067.397265.205480.54794510.9295.205480.821918




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.
  5. Outlandish outliers: There are "outliers" in this data. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    For the purposes of this project, I counted a point as an outlier if it the residual was two standard deviations from the mean.

    (This bullet point only shows up in the details page on charts that do, in fact, have outliers.)
    They stand out on the scatterplot above: notice the dots that are far away from any other dots. I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([0.383756,0.356799,0.341716,0.311145,0.299574,0.271499,0.241736,0.237721,0.229767,0.224183,0.207861,0.231365,0.211889,0.199609,0.192541,0.203651,0.205894,0.18315,0.176401,0.145948,0.185868,0.170332,0.160346,])
array_2 = np.array([28.9617,30.6849,32.0548,27.1233,6.8306,12.3288,13.4247,11.7808,11.4754,9.86301,6.0274,10.9589,11.4754,6.84932,9.0411,6.57534,6.8306,7.39726,5.20548,0.547945,10.929,5.20548,0.821918,])
array_1_name = "US household spending on books"
array_2_name = "Air pollution in Fresno, California"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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