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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Grocery store spend in Delaware and the second variable is Popularity of the 'crying michael jordan' meme.  The chart goes from 2006 to 2020, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

Because shoppers couldn't "meme" their own business, leading to a rise in produce-induced tears and a-peel for Jordan's crying face. As the lettuce be real, this correlation stems from the grocery store produce section turning into a real tear-jerker, creating a ripe environment for the meme to spread like wild(fire) greens. Who would've thought that as potato chip sales rose, so did the appeal of a weeping basketball legend? It's just another case of meme-while-you-grocery-shop madness, showing that when it comes to internet humor, there's no aisle-ing the inevitable! This unexpected connection has officially been bagged and tagged as a grocerific meme trend, proving that in the world of viral content, sometimes you just can't carrot all!

Create a meme inspired by the crying michael jordan meme that in some way references Grocery store spend in Delaware. Try to emulate the style of the meme - don’t violate the copyright, just make it look and feel like the original meme.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Grocery store spend in Delaware caused Popularity of the 'crying michael jordan' meme to increase. Include one good pun.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
The Big Crys-Is: An Analysis of Grocery Spending in Delaware and the Crying Michael Jordan Meme Phenomenon

The Journal of Consumer Criesearch

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Grocery store spend in Delaware and Popularity of the 'crying michael jordan' meme. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title seem clever.

Your research team used data from UDSA and Google Trends to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8203617 and p < 0.01 for 2006 to 2020.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
The Big Crys-Is: An Analysis of Grocery Spending in Delaware and the Crying Michael Jordan Meme Phenomenon

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we unravel the oft-overlooked connection between grocery store spending in the state of Delaware and the viral sensation known as the 'crying michael jordan' meme. We embarked on this research endeavor to answer the age-old question: is there a deep, meaningful relationship between retail therapy and an internet meme that makes us reminisce over moments of despair and futility? This study certainly packed a punchline!

Utilizing data from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and Google Trends, our research team meticulously examined grocery store expenditure in Delaware and the popularity of the 'crying michael jordan' meme from 2006 to 2020. Our findings revealed an unexpected confluence of events, akin to finding the last ripe avocado at closing time – a positive correlation coefficient of 0.8203617, and a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a statistically significant relationship. It seems that there's more to the tears in the cereal aisle than meets the eye!

Additionally, our study delves into the intriguing role of humor and emotional expression in the most unlikely places. As our results unfolded, one cannot help but ponder: are we seeing a manifestation of communal sympathy in response to grocery expenses, or is the 'crying michael jordan' meme an unexpected catalyst for coping with budgetary blues? It's like finding a coupon for laughter in the midst of financial despair!

In summary, our research sheds light on the intertwined nature of grocery spending and internet culture, opening up a new avenue for understanding consumer behavior and the impact of memetic content. So, the next time you're weeping in the checkout line over the cost of avocados, remember, there might just be a viral meme waiting to provide solace and a good laugh! After all, it's a great way to reduce those 'bill'ious feelings!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Grocery store spend in Delaware and Popularity of the 'crying michael jordan' meme. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Big Crys-Is: An Analysis of Grocery Spending in Delaware and the Crying Michael Jordan Meme Phenomenon

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we unravel the oft-overlooked connection between grocery store spending in the state of Delaware and the viral sensation known as the 'crying michael jordan' meme. We embarked on this research endeavor to answer the age-old question: is there a deep, meaningful relationship between retail therapy and an internet meme that makes us reminisce over moments of despair and futility? This study certainly packed a punchline!

Utilizing data from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and Google Trends, our research team meticulously examined grocery store expenditure in Delaware and the popularity of the 'crying michael jordan' meme from 2006 to 2020. Our findings revealed an unexpected confluence of events, akin to finding the last ripe avocado at closing time – a positive correlation coefficient of 0.8203617, and a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a statistically significant relationship. It seems that there's more to the tears in the cereal aisle than meets the eye!

Additionally, our study delves into the intriguing role of humor and emotional expression in the most unlikely places. As our results unfolded, one cannot help but ponder: are we seeing a manifestation of communal sympathy in response to grocery expenses, or is the 'crying michael jordan' meme an unexpected catalyst for coping with budgetary blues? It's like finding a coupon for laughter in the midst of financial despair!

In summary, our research sheds light on the intertwined nature of grocery spending and internet culture, opening up a new avenue for understanding consumer behavior and the impact of memetic content. So, the next time you're weeping in the checkout line over the cost of avocados, remember, there might just be a viral meme waiting to provide solace and a good laugh! After all, it's a great way to reduce those 'bill'ious feelings!

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! Keeping the spirit light and the crisper fresh, our study set out to untangle the mystery that is the correlation between grocery store spending in the state of Delaware and the 'crying michael jordan' meme phenomenon. As we delve into this seemingly unrelated connection, our research aims to bring humor and levity to the world of statistics and consumer behavior – after all, it's healthier to add a sprinkle of laughter to our analyses!

It's no secret that the realm of research often delves into uncharted territories, but what we discovered in this study could fill a shopping cart with surprises. Our investigation stemmed from an appreciation for the unexpected, akin to finding laughter in an otherwise serious statistical analysis. As we unveil the findings, one can't help but marvel at the statistical onion we've peeled – just when you think you've reached the core, there's always another layer of insight waiting to be uncovered!

The centerpiece of our study revolves around the analysis of grocery store expenditure in Delaware and the fluctuating popularity of the 'crying michael jordan' meme, a topic that combines the seriousness of economic trends with the lightheartedness of internet culture. It's a bit like discovering a meme in a pile of financial reports or finding economic data hidden within the pixels of a viral image – mixing the macabre with the mundane, and the somber with the statistically significant.

In the spirit of embracing the unexpected, our study aims to highlight the hidden laughter in analyzing seemingly unrelated variables. By exploring the potential connection between retail therapy and the collective amusement evoked by a teary-eyed basketball legend, we hope to offer a fresh perspective on consumer behavior, statistical analysis, and the unexpected humor that can be uncovered in the most unlikely places. After all, it's like finding the punchline at the end of a complicated equation – a delightful surprise that makes all the calculations worthwhile.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Grocery store spend in Delaware and Popularity of the 'crying michael jordan' meme. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then devolve ever further, and mention something completely ridiculous, like you conducted literature review by reading the backs of shampoo bottles.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Big Crys-Is: An Analysis of Grocery Spending in Delaware and the Crying Michael Jordan Meme Phenomenon

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we unravel the oft-overlooked connection between grocery store spending in the state of Delaware and the viral sensation known as the 'crying michael jordan' meme. We embarked on this research endeavor to answer the age-old question: is there a deep, meaningful relationship between retail therapy and an internet meme that makes us reminisce over moments of despair and futility? This study certainly packed a punchline!

Utilizing data from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and Google Trends, our research team meticulously examined grocery store expenditure in Delaware and the popularity of the 'crying michael jordan' meme from 2006 to 2020. Our findings revealed an unexpected confluence of events, akin to finding the last ripe avocado at closing time – a positive correlation coefficient of 0.8203617, and a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a statistically significant relationship. It seems that there's more to the tears in the cereal aisle than meets the eye!

Additionally, our study delves into the intriguing role of humor and emotional expression in the most unlikely places. As our results unfolded, one cannot help but ponder: are we seeing a manifestation of communal sympathy in response to grocery expenses, or is the 'crying michael jordan' meme an unexpected catalyst for coping with budgetary blues? It's like finding a coupon for laughter in the midst of financial despair!

In summary, our research sheds light on the intertwined nature of grocery spending and internet culture, opening up a new avenue for understanding consumer behavior and the impact of memetic content. So, the next time you're weeping in the checkout line over the cost of avocados, remember, there might just be a viral meme waiting to provide solace and a good laugh! After all, it's a great way to reduce those 'bill'ious feelings!

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! Keeping the spirit light and the crisper fresh, our study set out to untangle the mystery that is the correlation between grocery store spending in the state of Delaware and the 'crying michael jordan' meme phenomenon. As we delve into this seemingly unrelated connection, our research aims to bring humor and levity to the world of statistics and consumer behavior – after all, it's healthier to add a sprinkle of laughter to our analyses!
It's no secret that the realm of research often delves into uncharted territories, but what we discovered in this study could fill a shopping cart with surprises. Our investigation stemmed from an appreciation for the unexpected, akin to finding laughter in an otherwise serious statistical analysis. As we unveil the findings, one can't help but marvel at the statistical onion we've peeled – just when you think you've reached the core, there's always another layer of insight waiting to be uncovered!
The centerpiece of our study revolves around the analysis of grocery store expenditure in Delaware and the fluctuating popularity of the 'crying michael jordan' meme, a topic that combines the seriousness of economic trends with the lightheartedness of internet culture. It's a bit like discovering a meme in a pile of financial reports or finding economic data hidden within the pixels of a viral image – mixing the macabre with the mundane, and the somber with the statistically significant.
In the spirit of embracing the unexpected, our study aims to highlight the hidden laughter in analyzing seemingly unrelated variables. By exploring the potential connection between retail therapy and the collective amusement evoked by a teary-eyed basketball legend, we hope to offer a fresh perspective on consumer behavior, statistical analysis, and the unexpected humor that can be uncovered in the most unlikely places. After all, it's like finding the punchline at the end of a complicated equation – a delightful surprise that makes all the calculations worthwhile.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The confluence of seemingly unrelated phenomena in the world of consumer behavior and internet culture has sparked considerable interest among researchers. While scholars have traditionally focused on more conventional connections, such as income and expenditure or consumer preferences and market trends, a burgeoning curiosity has emerged regarding the relationship between grocery store spending and internet memes. Smith and Doe (2015) investigated the socioeconomic factors influencing grocery expenditure, while Jones (2017) delved into the psychology of meme popularity on social media platforms.

In "The Economics of Happiness" by Richard Easterlin, the author discusses the role of consumption patterns on individual well-being, but he doesn't mention the inexplicable joy of stumbling upon a 'crying michael jordan' meme after a grocery shopping spree. Similarly, "Freakonomics" by Steven D. Levitt and Stephen J. Dubner explores the unexpected connections in economics, but overlooks the correlation between emotional internet content and supermarket purchases. However, in a parallel universe, they might have included a section on the emotional repercussions of running out of milk and browsing through 'crying michael jordan' memes to uplift one's spirits.

Turning to fiction, in "American Psycho" by Bret Easton Ellis, the protagonist's meticulous attention to brand names and consumer products certainly highlights the significance of consumer culture, albeit in a more macabre manner. Then we have "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams, an intergalactic journey where one might imagine finding obscure connections between grocery shopping in Delaware and aliens sharing memes of cosmic proportion. While these citations are purely fictitious, they do raise the intriguing possibility of a multidimensional exploration of this fascinating intersection.

As our investigation reached a critical juncture, we resorted to unconventional sources for inspiration. It should be noted that 'research' extended beyond scholarly articles and books, taking us to the uncharted territory of everyday items. From perusing product labels to deciphering the enigmatic babble on the back of shampoo bottles, our quest for insight transcended boundaries. Surprisingly, the cryptic texts on a bottle of conditioning shampoo did not directly yield insights into grocery store spending and internet memes, but they did provide a buoyant diversion from the rigors of academic pursuit.

Amidst the serious inquiry into the interplay of grocery store spend in Delaware and the 'crying michael jordan' meme, we couldn't resist the occasional dad joke to lighten the analytical mood. We hope our humorous interjections act as a refreshing pit stop in this journey through empirical data and theoretical musings. After all, laughter is a universal language, much like the confusion that ensues when one accidentally buys an excess of pickles after browsing memes of Michael Jordan shedding tears.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Grocery store spend in Delaware and Popularity of the 'crying michael jordan' meme. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from UDSA and Google Trends . You used data from 2006 to 2020

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Big Crys-Is: An Analysis of Grocery Spending in Delaware and the Crying Michael Jordan Meme Phenomenon

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we unravel the oft-overlooked connection between grocery store spending in the state of Delaware and the viral sensation known as the 'crying michael jordan' meme. We embarked on this research endeavor to answer the age-old question: is there a deep, meaningful relationship between retail therapy and an internet meme that makes us reminisce over moments of despair and futility? This study certainly packed a punchline!

Utilizing data from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and Google Trends, our research team meticulously examined grocery store expenditure in Delaware and the popularity of the 'crying michael jordan' meme from 2006 to 2020. Our findings revealed an unexpected confluence of events, akin to finding the last ripe avocado at closing time – a positive correlation coefficient of 0.8203617, and a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a statistically significant relationship. It seems that there's more to the tears in the cereal aisle than meets the eye!

Additionally, our study delves into the intriguing role of humor and emotional expression in the most unlikely places. As our results unfolded, one cannot help but ponder: are we seeing a manifestation of communal sympathy in response to grocery expenses, or is the 'crying michael jordan' meme an unexpected catalyst for coping with budgetary blues? It's like finding a coupon for laughter in the midst of financial despair!

In summary, our research sheds light on the intertwined nature of grocery spending and internet culture, opening up a new avenue for understanding consumer behavior and the impact of memetic content. So, the next time you're weeping in the checkout line over the cost of avocados, remember, there might just be a viral meme waiting to provide solace and a good laugh! After all, it's a great way to reduce those 'bill'ious feelings!

[[INTRODUCTION]]
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! Keeping the spirit light and the crisper fresh, our study set out to untangle the mystery that is the correlation between grocery store spending in the state of Delaware and the 'crying michael jordan' meme phenomenon. As we delve into this seemingly unrelated connection, our research aims to bring humor and levity to the world of statistics and consumer behavior – after all, it's healthier to add a sprinkle of laughter to our analyses!
It's no secret that the realm of research often delves into uncharted territories, but what we discovered in this study could fill a shopping cart with surprises. Our investigation stemmed from an appreciation for the unexpected, akin to finding laughter in an otherwise serious statistical analysis. As we unveil the findings, one can't help but marvel at the statistical onion we've peeled – just when you think you've reached the core, there's always another layer of insight waiting to be uncovered!
The centerpiece of our study revolves around the analysis of grocery store expenditure in Delaware and the fluctuating popularity of the 'crying michael jordan' meme, a topic that combines the seriousness of economic trends with the lightheartedness of internet culture. It's a bit like discovering a meme in a pile of financial reports or finding economic data hidden within the pixels of a viral image – mixing the macabre with the mundane, and the somber with the statistically significant.
In the spirit of embracing the unexpected, our study aims to highlight the hidden laughter in analyzing seemingly unrelated variables. By exploring the potential connection between retail therapy and the collective amusement evoked by a teary-eyed basketball legend, we hope to offer a fresh perspective on consumer behavior, statistical analysis, and the unexpected humor that can be uncovered in the most unlikely places. After all, it's like finding the punchline at the end of a complicated equation – a delightful surprise that makes all the calculations worthwhile.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To dig deeper into this curious conundrum, our methodology involved the extensive use of statistics, data analysis, and a sprinkle of internet humor. Like a chef in the kitchen, we combined a dash of regression analysis, a pinch of time-series modeling, and a hefty serving of meme magic to cook up a methodology as flavorful as a well-seasoned pun. After all, what's data analysis without a few unexpected twists and turns?

We first gathered grocery store expenditure data from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA), meticulously accounting for a wide range of products from the humble potato to the luxurious truffle. Our data collection process was as thorough as a Thanksgiving feast preparation, ensuring that no statistical ingredient was left unturned. Just like finding the perfect ripe avocado, our research team sifted through years of data from 2006 to 2020, making sure that every shopping list and expenditure report was as accurate as a self-checkout scanner.

Next, we turned our attention to the ebbs and flows of internet culture, focusing on the popularity of the 'crying michael jordan' meme using Google Trends data. This involved tracking the frequency of searches and the relative interest over time, akin to observing the elusive mating habits of statistical penguins in the digital wild. No meme stone was left unturned as we delved into the depths of meme archives and web analytics, encountering a sea of laughter and a few statistical surprises along the way.

After meticulously collecting the data, we employed rigorous statistical analyses to uncover the hidden connections between grocery store spending and the 'crying michael jordan' meme. Our arsenal included correlation analyses, time-series regression models, and a healthy dose of dad jokes to keep the research team entertained. We then crunched the numbers like a particularly crunchy batch of granola, extracting every bit of insight with the precision of a meme aficionado searching for the perfect reaction image.

The culmination of our methodology resulted in the unearthing of a statistically significant relationship between grocery store spending in Delaware and the popularity of the 'crying michael jordan' meme. We applied rigorous statistical tests and models, ensuring that our findings were as robust as a sturdy shopping cart navigating the aisles of consumer behavior. It was a journey filled with unexpected twists and a fair share of laughter – just like trying to find the last free sample in a crowded grocery store!

In conclusion, our methodology blended the art of statistical analysis with the whimsical nature of internet culture, allowing us to shed light on the mysterious connection between retail therapy and viral memes. It was a delightful romp through the realms of data and humor, much like stumbling upon a cereal aisle in the middle of a statistical landscape. After all, there's always room for a good joke in the aisle of academic seriousness, and that's no small feat!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Grocery store spend in Delaware and Popularity of the 'crying michael jordan' meme. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from UDSA and Google Trends .

For the time period 2006 to 2020, you found a correlation 0.8203617, r-squared of 0.6729934, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Big Crys-Is: An Analysis of Grocery Spending in Delaware and the Crying Michael Jordan Meme Phenomenon

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we unravel the oft-overlooked connection between grocery store spending in the state of Delaware and the viral sensation known as the 'crying michael jordan' meme. We embarked on this research endeavor to answer the age-old question: is there a deep, meaningful relationship between retail therapy and an internet meme that makes us reminisce over moments of despair and futility? This study certainly packed a punchline!

Utilizing data from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and Google Trends, our research team meticulously examined grocery store expenditure in Delaware and the popularity of the 'crying michael jordan' meme from 2006 to 2020. Our findings revealed an unexpected confluence of events, akin to finding the last ripe avocado at closing time – a positive correlation coefficient of 0.8203617, and a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a statistically significant relationship. It seems that there's more to the tears in the cereal aisle than meets the eye!

Additionally, our study delves into the intriguing role of humor and emotional expression in the most unlikely places. As our results unfolded, one cannot help but ponder: are we seeing a manifestation of communal sympathy in response to grocery expenses, or is the 'crying michael jordan' meme an unexpected catalyst for coping with budgetary blues? It's like finding a coupon for laughter in the midst of financial despair!

In summary, our research sheds light on the intertwined nature of grocery spending and internet culture, opening up a new avenue for understanding consumer behavior and the impact of memetic content. So, the next time you're weeping in the checkout line over the cost of avocados, remember, there might just be a viral meme waiting to provide solace and a good laugh! After all, it's a great way to reduce those 'bill'ious feelings!

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! Keeping the spirit light and the crisper fresh, our study set out to untangle the mystery that is the correlation between grocery store spending in the state of Delaware and the 'crying michael jordan' meme phenomenon. As we delve into this seemingly unrelated connection, our research aims to bring humor and levity to the world of statistics and consumer behavior – after all, it's healthier to add a sprinkle of laughter to our analyses!
It's no secret that the realm of research often delves into uncharted territories, but what we discovered in this study could fill a shopping cart with surprises. Our investigation stemmed from an appreciation for the unexpected, akin to finding laughter in an otherwise serious statistical analysis. As we unveil the findings, one can't help but marvel at the statistical onion we've peeled – just when you think you've reached the core, there's always another layer of insight waiting to be uncovered!
The centerpiece of our study revolves around the analysis of grocery store expenditure in Delaware and the fluctuating popularity of the 'crying michael jordan' meme, a topic that combines the seriousness of economic trends with the lightheartedness of internet culture. It's a bit like discovering a meme in a pile of financial reports or finding economic data hidden within the pixels of a viral image – mixing the macabre with the mundane, and the somber with the statistically significant.
In the spirit of embracing the unexpected, our study aims to highlight the hidden laughter in analyzing seemingly unrelated variables. By exploring the potential connection between retail therapy and the collective amusement evoked by a teary-eyed basketball legend, we hope to offer a fresh perspective on consumer behavior, statistical analysis, and the unexpected humor that can be uncovered in the most unlikely places. After all, it's like finding the punchline at the end of a complicated equation – a delightful surprise that makes all the calculations worthwhile.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

Upon examining the relationship between grocery store spending in Delaware and the popularity of the 'crying michael jordan' meme from 2006 to 2020, we found a correlation coefficient of 0.8203617, indicating a strong positive correlation. This correlation was as strong as an avocado toast craving on a Sunday morning! The R-squared value of 0.6729934 suggests that approximately 67% of the variance in meme popularity can be explained by the variance in grocery store spending. It's like finally finding the perfect match for your statistical model on a blind date - a rare, but delightful occurrence.

Our analysis also indicated a p-value of less than 0.01, signifying a statistically significant relationship between the two variables. This finding was as rare as finding a shopping cart with a wonky wheel and navigating it through the aisles without causing a commotion. The relationship between grocery spending and meme popularity appears to be as real as the price increase on avocados during brunch season!

To visually represent this intriguing connection, a scatterplot (Fig. 1) was generated to illustrate the relationship between grocery store spending in Delaware and the popularity of the 'crying michael jordan' meme. The data points align with the correlation coefficient, forming a pattern akin to finding perfectly ripe produce on the first try – a harmonious blend of statistical significance and relatability.

In conclusion, our study has revealed a surprising correlation between grocery store spending in Delaware and the popularity of the 'crying michael jordan' meme, highlighting the unexpected synergy between retail therapy and internet culture. This unexpected connection is as delightful as finding a forgotten dollar in your coat pocket – a small but pleasant surprise in the realm of consumer behavior and statistical analysis.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Grocery store spend in Delaware and Popularity of the 'crying michael jordan' meme. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
The Big Crys-Is: An Analysis of Grocery Spending in Delaware and the Crying Michael Jordan Meme Phenomenon

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we unravel the oft-overlooked connection between grocery store spending in the state of Delaware and the viral sensation known as the 'crying michael jordan' meme. We embarked on this research endeavor to answer the age-old question: is there a deep, meaningful relationship between retail therapy and an internet meme that makes us reminisce over moments of despair and futility? This study certainly packed a punchline!

Utilizing data from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and Google Trends, our research team meticulously examined grocery store expenditure in Delaware and the popularity of the 'crying michael jordan' meme from 2006 to 2020. Our findings revealed an unexpected confluence of events, akin to finding the last ripe avocado at closing time – a positive correlation coefficient of 0.8203617, and a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a statistically significant relationship. It seems that there's more to the tears in the cereal aisle than meets the eye!

Additionally, our study delves into the intriguing role of humor and emotional expression in the most unlikely places. As our results unfolded, one cannot help but ponder: are we seeing a manifestation of communal sympathy in response to grocery expenses, or is the 'crying michael jordan' meme an unexpected catalyst for coping with budgetary blues? It's like finding a coupon for laughter in the midst of financial despair!

In summary, our research sheds light on the intertwined nature of grocery spending and internet culture, opening up a new avenue for understanding consumer behavior and the impact of memetic content. So, the next time you're weeping in the checkout line over the cost of avocados, remember, there might just be a viral meme waiting to provide solace and a good laugh! After all, it's a great way to reduce those 'bill'ious feelings!

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The confluence of seemingly unrelated phenomena in the world of consumer behavior and internet culture has sparked considerable interest among researchers. While scholars have traditionally focused on more conventional connections, such as income and expenditure or consumer preferences and market trends, a burgeoning curiosity has emerged regarding the relationship between grocery store spending and internet memes. Smith and Doe (2015) investigated the socioeconomic factors influencing grocery expenditure, while Jones (2017) delved into the psychology of meme popularity on social media platforms.
In "The Economics of Happiness" by Richard Easterlin, the author discusses the role of consumption patterns on individual well-being, but he doesn't mention the inexplicable joy of stumbling upon a 'crying michael jordan' meme after a grocery shopping spree. Similarly, "Freakonomics" by Steven D. Levitt and Stephen J. Dubner explores the unexpected connections in economics, but overlooks the correlation between emotional internet content and supermarket purchases. However, in a parallel universe, they might have included a section on the emotional repercussions of running out of milk and browsing through 'crying michael jordan' memes to uplift one's spirits.
Turning to fiction, in "American Psycho" by Bret Easton Ellis, the protagonist's meticulous attention to brand names and consumer products certainly highlights the significance of consumer culture, albeit in a more macabre manner. Then we have "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams, an intergalactic journey where one might imagine finding obscure connections between grocery shopping in Delaware and aliens sharing memes of cosmic proportion. While these citations are purely fictitious, they do raise the intriguing possibility of a multidimensional exploration of this fascinating intersection.
As our investigation reached a critical juncture, we resorted to unconventional sources for inspiration. It should be noted that 'research' extended beyond scholarly articles and books, taking us to the uncharted territory of everyday items. From perusing product labels to deciphering the enigmatic babble on the back of shampoo bottles, our quest for insight transcended boundaries. Surprisingly, the cryptic texts on a bottle of conditioning shampoo did not directly yield insights into grocery store spending and internet memes, but they did provide a buoyant diversion from the rigors of academic pursuit.
Amidst the serious inquiry into the interplay of grocery store spend in Delaware and the 'crying michael jordan' meme, we couldn't resist the occasional dad joke to lighten the analytical mood. We hope our humorous interjections act as a refreshing pit stop in this journey through empirical data and theoretical musings. After all, laughter is a universal language, much like the confusion that ensues when one accidentally buys an excess of pickles after browsing memes of Michael Jordan shedding tears.

[[RESULTS]]
Upon examining the relationship between grocery store spending in Delaware and the popularity of the 'crying michael jordan' meme from 2006 to 2020, we found a correlation coefficient of 0.8203617, indicating a strong positive correlation. This correlation was as strong as an avocado toast craving on a Sunday morning! The R-squared value of 0.6729934 suggests that approximately 67% of the variance in meme popularity can be explained by the variance in grocery store spending. It's like finally finding the perfect match for your statistical model on a blind date - a rare, but delightful occurrence.
Our analysis also indicated a p-value of less than 0.01, signifying a statistically significant relationship between the two variables. This finding was as rare as finding a shopping cart with a wonky wheel and navigating it through the aisles without causing a commotion. The relationship between grocery spending and meme popularity appears to be as real as the price increase on avocados during brunch season!
To visually represent this intriguing connection, a scatterplot (Fig. 1) was generated to illustrate the relationship between grocery store spending in Delaware and the popularity of the 'crying michael jordan' meme. The data points align with the correlation coefficient, forming a pattern akin to finding perfectly ripe produce on the first try – a harmonious blend of statistical significance and relatability.
In conclusion, our study has revealed a surprising correlation between grocery store spending in Delaware and the popularity of the 'crying michael jordan' meme, highlighting the unexpected synergy between retail therapy and internet culture. This unexpected connection is as delightful as finding a forgotten dollar in your coat pocket – a small but pleasant surprise in the realm of consumer behavior and statistical analysis.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

In light of our findings, it's clear that there's more to the tears shed in the grocery store aisles and the 'crying michael jordan' meme than initially meets the eye. This correlation isn't just a coincidence - it's as statistically significant as finding a 20-dollar bill in the pocket of an old pair of jeans. Our results not only validate the prior research by Smith and Doe (2015) on the socioeconomic factors influencing grocery expenditure, but they also confirm the unexpected confluence of events between grocery spending and meme popularity. It's as if we've stumbled upon a 2-for-1 deal in the world of statistical analysis and internet culture.

Our analysis not only contributes to the understanding of consumer behavior in the context of grocery spending but also sheds light on the emotional coping mechanisms associated with internet memes. Our results support the hypothesis that the 'crying michael jordan' meme acts as a form of communal sympathy in response to the financial strain of grocery expenses. It's like spotting a lone cucumber in a vegetable drawer otherwise filled with tears - a refreshing twist in the world of behavioral economics.

Moreover, our findings offer a new perspective on the role of humor and emotional expression in the most unlikely places, reinforcing Jones' (2017) exploration of the psychology of meme popularity. It's akin to finding a pickle in the snack aisle – unexpected, yet surprisingly relevant. The unexpectedly strong positive correlation coefficient further solidifies the notion that there's a meaningful link between grocery store spending and the 'crying michael jordan' meme. It's as clear as a barcode scanner in a supermarket - a direct indication of consumer connections and emotional resonance.

Our study has not only unveiled the intertwined nature of grocery spending and internet culture but has also opened up new avenues for understanding consumer behavior and the impact of memetic content. It's the scientific equivalent of finding the last ripe avocado at the end of the day - a rare yet satisfying discovery. This unconventional connection prompts further exploration and analysis, much like finding an unknown item in the grocery bag that prompts a curious investigation.

In summary, our findings have brought to light a nuanced connection with implications for psychology, economics, and internet culture. This unexpected relationship between grocery store spend in Delaware and the popularity of the 'crying michael jordan' meme highlights the complexity of human behavior and the unanticipated interplay between seemingly disparate phenomena. It's as exhilarating as finding a sale on ripe avocados - a delightful surprise in the realm of consumer research and trend analysis.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Grocery store spend in Delaware and Popularity of the 'crying michael jordan' meme. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
The Big Crys-Is: An Analysis of Grocery Spending in Delaware and the Crying Michael Jordan Meme Phenomenon

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we unravel the oft-overlooked connection between grocery store spending in the state of Delaware and the viral sensation known as the 'crying michael jordan' meme. We embarked on this research endeavor to answer the age-old question: is there a deep, meaningful relationship between retail therapy and an internet meme that makes us reminisce over moments of despair and futility? This study certainly packed a punchline!

Utilizing data from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and Google Trends, our research team meticulously examined grocery store expenditure in Delaware and the popularity of the 'crying michael jordan' meme from 2006 to 2020. Our findings revealed an unexpected confluence of events, akin to finding the last ripe avocado at closing time – a positive correlation coefficient of 0.8203617, and a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a statistically significant relationship. It seems that there's more to the tears in the cereal aisle than meets the eye!

Additionally, our study delves into the intriguing role of humor and emotional expression in the most unlikely places. As our results unfolded, one cannot help but ponder: are we seeing a manifestation of communal sympathy in response to grocery expenses, or is the 'crying michael jordan' meme an unexpected catalyst for coping with budgetary blues? It's like finding a coupon for laughter in the midst of financial despair!

In summary, our research sheds light on the intertwined nature of grocery spending and internet culture, opening up a new avenue for understanding consumer behavior and the impact of memetic content. So, the next time you're weeping in the checkout line over the cost of avocados, remember, there might just be a viral meme waiting to provide solace and a good laugh! After all, it's a great way to reduce those 'bill'ious feelings!

[[INTRDUCTION]]
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! Keeping the spirit light and the crisper fresh, our study set out to untangle the mystery that is the correlation between grocery store spending in the state of Delaware and the 'crying michael jordan' meme phenomenon. As we delve into this seemingly unrelated connection, our research aims to bring humor and levity to the world of statistics and consumer behavior – after all, it's healthier to add a sprinkle of laughter to our analyses!
It's no secret that the realm of research often delves into uncharted territories, but what we discovered in this study could fill a shopping cart with surprises. Our investigation stemmed from an appreciation for the unexpected, akin to finding laughter in an otherwise serious statistical analysis. As we unveil the findings, one can't help but marvel at the statistical onion we've peeled – just when you think you've reached the core, there's always another layer of insight waiting to be uncovered!
The centerpiece of our study revolves around the analysis of grocery store expenditure in Delaware and the fluctuating popularity of the 'crying michael jordan' meme, a topic that combines the seriousness of economic trends with the lightheartedness of internet culture. It's a bit like discovering a meme in a pile of financial reports or finding economic data hidden within the pixels of a viral image – mixing the macabre with the mundane, and the somber with the statistically significant.
In the spirit of embracing the unexpected, our study aims to highlight the hidden laughter in analyzing seemingly unrelated variables. By exploring the potential connection between retail therapy and the collective amusement evoked by a teary-eyed basketball legend, we hope to offer a fresh perspective on consumer behavior, statistical analysis, and the unexpected humor that can be uncovered in the most unlikely places. After all, it's like finding the punchline at the end of a complicated equation – a delightful surprise that makes all the calculations worthwhile.

[[RESULTS]]
Upon examining the relationship between grocery store spending in Delaware and the popularity of the 'crying michael jordan' meme from 2006 to 2020, we found a correlation coefficient of 0.8203617, indicating a strong positive correlation. This correlation was as strong as an avocado toast craving on a Sunday morning! The R-squared value of 0.6729934 suggests that approximately 67% of the variance in meme popularity can be explained by the variance in grocery store spending. It's like finally finding the perfect match for your statistical model on a blind date - a rare, but delightful occurrence.
Our analysis also indicated a p-value of less than 0.01, signifying a statistically significant relationship between the two variables. This finding was as rare as finding a shopping cart with a wonky wheel and navigating it through the aisles without causing a commotion. The relationship between grocery spending and meme popularity appears to be as real as the price increase on avocados during brunch season!
To visually represent this intriguing connection, a scatterplot (Fig. 1) was generated to illustrate the relationship between grocery store spending in Delaware and the popularity of the 'crying michael jordan' meme. The data points align with the correlation coefficient, forming a pattern akin to finding perfectly ripe produce on the first try – a harmonious blend of statistical significance and relatability.
In conclusion, our study has revealed a surprising correlation between grocery store spending in Delaware and the popularity of the 'crying michael jordan' meme, highlighting the unexpected synergy between retail therapy and internet culture. This unexpected connection is as delightful as finding a forgotten dollar in your coat pocket – a small but pleasant surprise in the realm of consumer behavior and statistical analysis.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]
In wrapping up our analysis, it's clear that the connection between grocery store spending in Delaware and the popularity of the 'crying michael jordan' meme is as real as the price hike on essential ingredients for a dad's favorite meals! Our statistical exploration has peeled back the layers of this onion, revealing a correlation coefficient so strong, it could hold its own in a game of basketball. Our findings indicate that approximately 67% of the variance in meme popularity can be explained by grocery store spending, proving that when it comes to viral memes, the apples don't fall far from the tree – or the shopping cart, for that matter!

The statistically significant relationship we uncovered is like finding the perfect melody in the aisles – a harmonious combination of data points creating a visual masterpiece. It's as delightful as discovering that the discount you thought had expired is still valid – a little win in the world of statistical analysis!

In light of these compelling results, we assert that there's no need for further research in this area. The 'crying michael jordan' meme and grocery store spending in Delaware have divulged their secrets, leaving us with a statistical punchline that's as satisfying as a well-timed dad joke. So the next time you're pondering the peculiarities of internet culture and consumer behavior, just remember, our study has already brought home the bacon – and perhaps a few laughs too!



Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited The Big Crys-Is: An Analysis of Grocery Spending in Delaware and the Crying Michael Jordan Meme Phenomenon. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Consumer Criesearch


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited The Big Crys-Is: An Analysis of Grocery Spending in Delaware and the Crying Michael Jordan Meme Phenomenon. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Society for Quirky Economic and Cultural Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled The Big Crys-Is: An Analysis of Grocery Spending in Delaware and the Crying Michael Jordan Meme Phenomenon with an abstract of In this study, we unravel the oft-overlooked connection between grocery store spending in the state of Delaware and the viral sensation known as the 'crying michael jordan' meme. We embarked on this research endeavor to answer the age-old question: is there a deep, meaningful relationship between retail therapy and an internet meme that makes us reminisce over moments of despair and futility? This study certainly packed a punchline!
Utilizing data from the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and Google Trends, our research team meticulously examined grocery store expenditure in Delaware and the popularity of the 'crying michael jordan' meme from 2006 to 2020. Our findings revealed an unexpected confluence of events, akin to finding the last ripe avocado at closing time – a positive correlation coefficient of 0.8203617, and a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a statistically significant relationship. It seems that there's more to the tears in the cereal aisle than meets the eye!
Additionally, our study delves into the intriguing role of humor and emotional expression in the most unlikely places. As our results unfolded, one cannot help but ponder: are we seeing a manifestation of communal sympathy in response to grocery expenses, or is the 'crying michael jordan' meme an unexpected catalyst for coping with budgetary blues? It's like finding a coupon for laughter in the midst of financial despair!
In summary, our research sheds light on the intertwined nature of grocery spending and internet culture, opening up a new avenue for understanding consumer behavior and the impact of memetic content. So, the next time you're weeping in the checkout line over the cost of avocados, remember, there might just be a viral meme waiting to provide solace and a good laugh! After all, it's a great way to reduce those 'bill'ious feelings!

ChatGPT:

grocery store spending, Delaware, crying michael jordan meme, viral sensation, retail therapy, internet meme, USDA data, Google Trends, statistics, correlation coefficient, emotional expression, coping mechanism, consumer behavior, memetic content, humor, budgetary blues

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Data details

Grocery store spend in Delaware
Detailed data title: Per capita spending on food at home in Delaware
Source: UDSA
Additional Info: Measured in nominal dollars, including tax & tip. Includes all "food-at-home" sources.

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Popularity of the 'crying michael jordan' meme
Detailed data title: Relative volume of Google searches for 'crying michael jordan meme' (without quotes, in the United States)
Source: Google Trends
Additional Info: Relative search volume is a unique Google thing; the shape of the chart is accurate but the actual numbers are meaningless.

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Correlation r = 0.8203617 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.6729934 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 67.3% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Popularity of the 'crying michael jordan' meme) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Grocery store spend in Delaware) over the 15 years from 2006 through 2020.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 0.00018. 0.0001794912428146239000000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.82 in 0.018% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 5,571 random variables Which I absolutely did.
with the same 14 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 14 because we have two variables measured over a period of 15 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.53, 0.94 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
200620072008200920102011201220132014201520162017201820192020
Grocery store spend in Delaware (Per capita spend)2018.082139.852187.872034.792054.312125.212186.672139.742147.52136.22317.872226.152261.792268.282446.13
Popularity of the 'crying michael jordan' meme (Relative popularity)0.2857140.5555560.571429000.12500.2857140.21.88.51.916671.333331.511.9167




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Confounding variable: 2020 is particularly different from the other years on this graph. Confounding variables (like global pandemics) will cause two variables to look connected when in fact a "sneaky third" variable is influencing both of them behind the scenes.
  5. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([2018.08,2139.85,2187.87,2034.79,2054.31,2125.21,2186.67,2139.74,2147.5,2136.2,2317.87,2226.15,2261.79,2268.28,2446.13,])
array_2 = np.array([0.285714,0.555556,0.571429,0,0,0.125,0,0.285714,0.2,1.8,8.5,1.91667,1.33333,1.5,11.9167,])
array_1_name = "Grocery store spend in Delaware"
array_2_name = "Popularity of the 'crying michael jordan' meme"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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