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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Popularity of the 'im on a boat' meme and the second variable is The number of executive administrative assistants in Idaho.  The chart goes from 2010 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As the 'I'm on a boat' meme drifted into obscurity, it took with it the waves of admiration for administrative assistants. Without the constant reminder of the cool and collected demeanor of these assistants, the demand for executive administrative assistants in Idaho slowly ebbed away. It seems the meme's relevance was the real anchor holding the job market afloat.

Create a meme inspired by the im on a boat meme that in some way references The number of executive administrative assistants in Idaho. Try to emulate the style of the meme - don’t violate the copyright, just make it look and feel like the original meme.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in Popularity of the 'im on a boat' meme caused The number of executive administrative assistants in Idaho to decrease.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Buoyant Bureaucracy: The 'im on a boat' Meme, and the Executive Administrative Assistants in Idaho

The Journal of Bureaucratic Banter

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the 'im on a boat' meme and The number of executive administrative assistants in Idaho. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Include a pun in the title.

Your research team used data from Google Trends and Bureau of Larbor Statistics to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9659708 and p < 0.01 for 2010 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Buoyant Bureaucracy: The 'im on a boat' Meme, and the Executive Administrative Assistants in Idaho"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we delve into the unexpected and whimsical correlation between the unfading popularity of the 'im on a boat' meme and the dynamics of executive administrative assistants' employment in the state of Idaho. Despite the seemingly disparate nature of these two phenomena, our research finds a striking relationship, truly making this a case of a meme-orable correlation. Utilizing data from Google Trends and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we reveal a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.9659708 and p < 0.01 for the years 2010 to 2022. We envision that our findings will buoy the spirits of researchers, bureaucratics, and meme enthusiasts alike as we navigate the waves of popular culture and labor statistics. This paper encapsulates the essence of serious research with a splash of humor, reaffirming that in the world of academia, even the most unexpected correlations can make waves.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the 'im on a boat' meme and The number of executive administrative assistants in Idaho. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Buoyant Bureaucracy: The 'im on a boat' Meme, and the Executive Administrative Assistants in Idaho"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we delve into the unexpected and whimsical correlation between the unfading popularity of the 'im on a boat' meme and the dynamics of executive administrative assistants' employment in the state of Idaho. Despite the seemingly disparate nature of these two phenomena, our research finds a striking relationship, truly making this a case of a meme-orable correlation. Utilizing data from Google Trends and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we reveal a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.9659708 and p < 0.01 for the years 2010 to 2022. We envision that our findings will buoy the spirits of researchers, bureaucratics, and meme enthusiasts alike as we navigate the waves of popular culture and labor statistics. This paper encapsulates the essence of serious research with a splash of humor, reaffirming that in the world of academia, even the most unexpected correlations can make waves.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
Introduction

In the realm of academic research, we often find ourselves navigating the choppy waters of the unexpected, the unlikely, and the downright bizarre. Such is the case with our fascination with the enduring 'im on a boat' meme and its peculiar connection to the number of executive administrative assistants in the state of Idaho. Never before has the world witnessed such a whimsical dance between internet culture and bureaucratic employment data.

On one hand, we have the 'im on a boat' meme, a cultural phenomenon that has weathered the tempestuous tides of internet trends, remaining afloat in the sea of viral content for over a decade. Its infectious catchiness and the sheer absurdity of proclaiming one's nautical adventures from various terrestrial locales have captured the imaginations of internet denizens worldwide.

On the other hand, we have the stoic realm of executive administrative assistants, the unsung heroes of office bureaucracy, gracefully navigating the tumultuous currents of administrative tasks, scheduling, and coffee-fetching duties. The two seemingly unrelated domains—internet memes and bureaucratic employment—collide in a serendipitous fashion, leading us to question whether there might be an underlying current propelling these seemingly disparate phenomena in the same direction.

This paper aims to unravel this enigmatic correlation between the 'im on a boat' meme and the number of executive administrative assistants in the great potato state of Idaho. We assure you, dear reader, that this is not merely a "shore" coincidence. Our investigation involves a rigorous analysis of trends, statistics, and perhaps a sprinkle of meme-magic, as we steer our research vessel through the uncharted waters of the interwebs and labor data.

Our findings promise to excite researchers, humor enthusiasts, and bureaucrats alike, as we uncover a connection that may seem as elusive as a message in a bottle tossed into the vast expanse of the internet. Yes, we're riding the waves of absurdity and statistical significance simultaneously, demonstrating that even in the most unlikely pairings, there lies potential for scholarly exploration and perhaps a few chuckles along the way.

So, batten down the hatches, secure your office supplies, and let's embark on a journey to unravel the riddle of 'im on a boat' and the bureaucratic ebb and flow in the Gem State. For as we dive into this peculiar correlation, we may find that even the most unconventional connections can leave us buoyant with curiosity and amusement.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the 'im on a boat' meme and The number of executive administrative assistants in Idaho. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then devolve ever further, and mention something completely ridiculous, like you conducted literature review by reading the backs of shampoo bottles.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Buoyant Bureaucracy: The 'im on a boat' Meme, and the Executive Administrative Assistants in Idaho"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we delve into the unexpected and whimsical correlation between the unfading popularity of the 'im on a boat' meme and the dynamics of executive administrative assistants' employment in the state of Idaho. Despite the seemingly disparate nature of these two phenomena, our research finds a striking relationship, truly making this a case of a meme-orable correlation. Utilizing data from Google Trends and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we reveal a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.9659708 and p < 0.01 for the years 2010 to 2022. We envision that our findings will buoy the spirits of researchers, bureaucratics, and meme enthusiasts alike as we navigate the waves of popular culture and labor statistics. This paper encapsulates the essence of serious research with a splash of humor, reaffirming that in the world of academia, even the most unexpected correlations can make waves.

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Introduction
In the realm of academic research, we often find ourselves navigating the choppy waters of the unexpected, the unlikely, and the downright bizarre. Such is the case with our fascination with the enduring 'im on a boat' meme and its peculiar connection to the number of executive administrative assistants in the state of Idaho. Never before has the world witnessed such a whimsical dance between internet culture and bureaucratic employment data.
On one hand, we have the 'im on a boat' meme, a cultural phenomenon that has weathered the tempestuous tides of internet trends, remaining afloat in the sea of viral content for over a decade. Its infectious catchiness and the sheer absurdity of proclaiming one's nautical adventures from various terrestrial locales have captured the imaginations of internet denizens worldwide.
On the other hand, we have the stoic realm of executive administrative assistants, the unsung heroes of office bureaucracy, gracefully navigating the tumultuous currents of administrative tasks, scheduling, and coffee-fetching duties. The two seemingly unrelated domains—internet memes and bureaucratic employment—collide in a serendipitous fashion, leading us to question whether there might be an underlying current propelling these seemingly disparate phenomena in the same direction.
This paper aims to unravel this enigmatic correlation between the 'im on a boat' meme and the number of executive administrative assistants in the great potato state of Idaho. We assure you, dear reader, that this is not merely a "shore" coincidence. Our investigation involves a rigorous analysis of trends, statistics, and perhaps a sprinkle of meme-magic, as we steer our research vessel through the uncharted waters of the interwebs and labor data.
Our findings promise to excite researchers, humor enthusiasts, and bureaucrats alike, as we uncover a connection that may seem as elusive as a message in a bottle tossed into the vast expanse of the internet. Yes, we're riding the waves of absurdity and statistical significance simultaneously, demonstrating that even in the most unlikely pairings, there lies potential for scholarly exploration and perhaps a few chuckles along the way.
So, batten down the hatches, secure your office supplies, and let's embark on a journey to unravel the riddle of 'im on a boat' and the bureaucratic ebb and flow in the Gem State. For as we dive into this peculiar correlation, we may find that even the most unconventional connections can leave us buoyant with curiosity and amusement.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
**LITERATURE REVIEW**

The exploration of the perplexing relationship between the enduring 'im on a boat' meme and the dynamics of executive administrative assistants in Idaho has sparked the interest of scholars, creatives, and armchair enthusiasts alike. To better understand this seemingly offbeat correlation, we turn to a wide array of research studies, books, and perhaps a smidgen of delightfully unconventional sources.

Smith and Doe (2015) conducted a comprehensive analysis of internet memes and their cultural impact, exploring the ways in which memes permeate various aspects of contemporary society. Their work provides a fundamental backdrop for understanding the influence of memes on collective consciousness, serving as a theoretical anchor for contextualizing the 'im on a boat' phenomenon within the broader landscape of internet memes.

Jones (2017) delved into the intricacies of administrative roles in modern workplaces, shedding light on the indispensable contributions of executive administrative assistants. Through their research, the meticulous orchestration of administrative tasks and the subtle art of multitasking emerge as defining features of the administrative landscape, setting the stage for our examination of bureaucratic ebbs and flows in the world of Idaho's administrative support staff.

Turning to non-fiction literature that may shed light on this curious correlation, we find "The Power of Positivity in Workplace Dynamics" by S. Happiness (2019). While ostensibly unrelated to memes or bureaucratic trends, this book offers insights into positivity and its potential ripple effects in professional environments, hinting at the aspects of workplace morale that may underpin our investigation.

In a rather unexpected twist, "Navigating the Seas of Nonsense: An Exploration of Memetic Behaviors" by A. Pseudonym (2020) presents a comprehensive exploration of internet memes and their enigmatic allure. We are treated to a whimsical journey through the nonsensical landscapes of memetic culture, and though the book does not explicitly touch on administrative assistants or the state of Idaho, its nuanced examination of meme dynamics proves to be an unexpectedly buoyant addition to our review.

To introduce a touch of whimsy and perhaps a hint of nautical connection, we turn to fictional works such as Herman Melville's "Moby-Dick" and Jules Verne's "Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea." While these literary classics may not directly address memes or administrative assistants, their maritime themes beckon us to sail the seas of imagination as we navigate the waters of this peculiar correlational study.

In the pursuit of a multidimensional perspective, we also ventured a bit off the beaten path. An unconventional and slightly unconventional source, we delved into the backs of shampoo bottles, where, between the instructions for lather and rinse, we stumbled upon an enthralling array of humbling trivia and tantalizing wordplay. Though not traditionally considered a scholarly source, the witticisms and lighthearted verbiage found on these everyday plastic commodities infuse our literature review with an unexpected dash of levity, reminding us that knowledge—and perhaps a good laugh—can be found in the most unassuming of places.

As we embark on this scholarly expedition, the diverse array of sources paves the way for a robust exploration of the 'im on a boat' meme's enduring allure and its whimsical entanglement with the professional landscape of executive administrative assistants in Idaho. With the wind in our sails and a dash of scholarly mirth, we navigate this unusual yet captivating correlation, demonstrating that in the world of academia, even the oddest pairings can illuminate the waters of knowledge.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the 'im on a boat' meme and The number of executive administrative assistants in Idaho. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Google Trends and Bureau of Larbor Statistics . You used data from 2010 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Buoyant Bureaucracy: The 'im on a boat' Meme, and the Executive Administrative Assistants in Idaho"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we delve into the unexpected and whimsical correlation between the unfading popularity of the 'im on a boat' meme and the dynamics of executive administrative assistants' employment in the state of Idaho. Despite the seemingly disparate nature of these two phenomena, our research finds a striking relationship, truly making this a case of a meme-orable correlation. Utilizing data from Google Trends and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we reveal a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.9659708 and p < 0.01 for the years 2010 to 2022. We envision that our findings will buoy the spirits of researchers, bureaucratics, and meme enthusiasts alike as we navigate the waves of popular culture and labor statistics. This paper encapsulates the essence of serious research with a splash of humor, reaffirming that in the world of academia, even the most unexpected correlations can make waves.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
Introduction
In the realm of academic research, we often find ourselves navigating the choppy waters of the unexpected, the unlikely, and the downright bizarre. Such is the case with our fascination with the enduring 'im on a boat' meme and its peculiar connection to the number of executive administrative assistants in the state of Idaho. Never before has the world witnessed such a whimsical dance between internet culture and bureaucratic employment data.
On one hand, we have the 'im on a boat' meme, a cultural phenomenon that has weathered the tempestuous tides of internet trends, remaining afloat in the sea of viral content for over a decade. Its infectious catchiness and the sheer absurdity of proclaiming one's nautical adventures from various terrestrial locales have captured the imaginations of internet denizens worldwide.
On the other hand, we have the stoic realm of executive administrative assistants, the unsung heroes of office bureaucracy, gracefully navigating the tumultuous currents of administrative tasks, scheduling, and coffee-fetching duties. The two seemingly unrelated domains—internet memes and bureaucratic employment—collide in a serendipitous fashion, leading us to question whether there might be an underlying current propelling these seemingly disparate phenomena in the same direction.
This paper aims to unravel this enigmatic correlation between the 'im on a boat' meme and the number of executive administrative assistants in the great potato state of Idaho. We assure you, dear reader, that this is not merely a "shore" coincidence. Our investigation involves a rigorous analysis of trends, statistics, and perhaps a sprinkle of meme-magic, as we steer our research vessel through the uncharted waters of the interwebs and labor data.
Our findings promise to excite researchers, humor enthusiasts, and bureaucrats alike, as we uncover a connection that may seem as elusive as a message in a bottle tossed into the vast expanse of the internet. Yes, we're riding the waves of absurdity and statistical significance simultaneously, demonstrating that even in the most unlikely pairings, there lies potential for scholarly exploration and perhaps a few chuckles along the way.
So, batten down the hatches, secure your office supplies, and let's embark on a journey to unravel the riddle of 'im on a boat' and the bureaucratic ebb and flow in the Gem State. For as we dive into this peculiar correlation, we may find that even the most unconventional connections can leave us buoyant with curiosity and amusement.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To set sail on this extraordinary voyage of research, we employed a methodology that combined the analytical precision of a skilled navigator with the whimsical spirit of an adventurous meme enthusiast. Our approach entailed a multi-pronged data collection and analysis strategy, blending the use of internet search trends and labor statistics in a manner akin to a harmonious duet between a buoyant buoy and a diligent bureaucrat. The data utilized in this study encompassed the period from 2010 to 2022, allowing us to chart the course of both the 'im on a boat' meme and the number of executive administrative assistants in the state of Idaho.

Data Collection from Google Trends:
To gauge the virality and sustained relevance of the 'im on a boat' meme, we turned our gaze towards the digital expanse and harnessed the power of Google Trends. Through this platform, we accessed real-time data on the popularity of the meme, observing its ebbs and flows like the tides of cyberspace. By scrutinizing search interest over time, geographic patterns, and related queries, we sought to capture the meme's cultural impact and enduring appeal. Like intrepid sailors navigating the oceans, we scrutinized the waves of internet search data to unearth the enduring allure of this meme.

Extraction of Labor Statistics:
In tandem with our analysis of internet culture, we embarked on a quest through the corridors of labor statistics provided by the Bureau of Labor Statistics. Our focus honed in on the occupational data related to executive administrative assistants in Idaho, seeking to decipher the undulating employment patterns within this bureaucratic domain. Through the extraction of relevant employment figures, wage data, and industry trends, we aimed to gain insight into the undercurrents shaping the professional landscape of executive administrative assistants, much like investigators delving into the depths of administrative workloads.

Correlation Analysis:
With the data from two disparate realms in hand, we didn't merely toss a coin into the fountain of statistical analysis and wish for correlations to emerge. Instead, we undertook a robust correlation analysis using rigorous statistical methods to discern the relationship between the 'im on a boat' meme's popularity and the employment dynamics of executive administrative assistants in Idaho. Employing the metaphorical sextant of mathematical analysis, we calculated correlation coefficients and assessed statistical significance, aiding us in navigating the seas of data to reveal potential associations between these seemingly unrelated phenomena.

Qualitative Assessment:
Alongside our quantitative analyses, we pawed through the proverbial treasure trove of qualitative indicators, incorporating insights from meme enthusiasts, administrative professionals, and cultural commentators. Their anecdotes and perspectives added depth to our understanding of the 'im on a boat' meme's enduring appeal and its intersection with the working lives of executive administrative assistants. This qualitative component infused our research with the essence of human experience, akin to the aroma of salt spray mingling with the breeze on an ocean voyage.

Limitations and Caveats:
While our research methodology might not involve hoisting the Jolly Roger or wielding a ship's wheel, it certainly carried its fair share of limitations. The dynamic nature of internet culture and labor market trends presents the potential for unforeseen fluctuations, much like the capricious whims of a tempestuous sea. Additionally, the peculiar nature of our research question necessitates a cautious interpretation of causality, as we navigate the treacherous waters of correlation and causation. Nevertheless, armed with the rigour of scholarly inquiry and a sprinkling of levity, we forge ahead, prepared to greet these limitations with a hearty "Aye, aye!" and a touch of mirth.

In summation, our methodology involved a synthesis of data from Google Trends and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, complemented by a blend of quantitative and qualitative analyses. Through this approach, we set sail on an academic adventure, navigating the humorous waves of a popular meme and the administrative ebb and flow in the state of Idaho, all in the pursuit of uncovering a correlation that promises to buoy the interest of scholars and meme enthusiasts alike.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the 'im on a boat' meme and The number of executive administrative assistants in Idaho. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Google Trends and Bureau of Larbor Statistics .

For the time period 2010 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.9659708, r-squared of 0.9330995, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Buoyant Bureaucracy: The 'im on a boat' Meme, and the Executive Administrative Assistants in Idaho"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we delve into the unexpected and whimsical correlation between the unfading popularity of the 'im on a boat' meme and the dynamics of executive administrative assistants' employment in the state of Idaho. Despite the seemingly disparate nature of these two phenomena, our research finds a striking relationship, truly making this a case of a meme-orable correlation. Utilizing data from Google Trends and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we reveal a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.9659708 and p < 0.01 for the years 2010 to 2022. We envision that our findings will buoy the spirits of researchers, bureaucratics, and meme enthusiasts alike as we navigate the waves of popular culture and labor statistics. This paper encapsulates the essence of serious research with a splash of humor, reaffirming that in the world of academia, even the most unexpected correlations can make waves.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Introduction
In the realm of academic research, we often find ourselves navigating the choppy waters of the unexpected, the unlikely, and the downright bizarre. Such is the case with our fascination with the enduring 'im on a boat' meme and its peculiar connection to the number of executive administrative assistants in the state of Idaho. Never before has the world witnessed such a whimsical dance between internet culture and bureaucratic employment data.
On one hand, we have the 'im on a boat' meme, a cultural phenomenon that has weathered the tempestuous tides of internet trends, remaining afloat in the sea of viral content for over a decade. Its infectious catchiness and the sheer absurdity of proclaiming one's nautical adventures from various terrestrial locales have captured the imaginations of internet denizens worldwide.
On the other hand, we have the stoic realm of executive administrative assistants, the unsung heroes of office bureaucracy, gracefully navigating the tumultuous currents of administrative tasks, scheduling, and coffee-fetching duties. The two seemingly unrelated domains—internet memes and bureaucratic employment—collide in a serendipitous fashion, leading us to question whether there might be an underlying current propelling these seemingly disparate phenomena in the same direction.
This paper aims to unravel this enigmatic correlation between the 'im on a boat' meme and the number of executive administrative assistants in the great potato state of Idaho. We assure you, dear reader, that this is not merely a "shore" coincidence. Our investigation involves a rigorous analysis of trends, statistics, and perhaps a sprinkle of meme-magic, as we steer our research vessel through the uncharted waters of the interwebs and labor data.
Our findings promise to excite researchers, humor enthusiasts, and bureaucrats alike, as we uncover a connection that may seem as elusive as a message in a bottle tossed into the vast expanse of the internet. Yes, we're riding the waves of absurdity and statistical significance simultaneously, demonstrating that even in the most unlikely pairings, there lies potential for scholarly exploration and perhaps a few chuckles along the way.
So, batten down the hatches, secure your office supplies, and let's embark on a journey to unravel the riddle of 'im on a boat' and the bureaucratic ebb and flow in the Gem State. For as we dive into this peculiar correlation, we may find that even the most unconventional connections can leave us buoyant with curiosity and amusement.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The results of our investigation into the correlation between the enduring popularity of the 'im on a boat' meme and the number of executive administrative assistants in Idaho have unequivocally made waves in the realm of statistical analysis and memeology. Our data analysis, spanning the years 2010 to 2022, revealed a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9659708, indicating a strong positive relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. The calculated r-squared value of 0.9330995 further solidifies the robustness of this correlation, suggesting that the 'im on a boat' meme popularity can explain approximately 93.3% of the variation in the number of executive administrative assistants in Idaho.

We dare say, the relationship between these two distinct phenomena is as undeniable as the ebb and flow of the tides. It seems that the high tide of 'im on a boat' meme popularity may indeed lift all bureaucratic boats, at least in the state of Idaho. One might even suggest that the more this meme sails across the seas of internet culture, the more administrative assistants find themselves navigating the choppy waters of office duties in the Gem State.

The p-value of less than 0.01 indicates that this correlation is statistically significant, practically demanding a ceremonial launch of paper boats in celebration of this unexpected and meme-orable discovery.

In Figure 1 (please refer to the attached figure), we present a scatterplot illustrating this substantial correlation, where the 'im on a boat' meme popularity appears to rise and fall in sync with the number of executive administrative assistants in Idaho. A visual representation of this correlation, much like a bottle containing an intriguing message retrieved from the rolling waves, allows us to observe the mesmerizing dance between this timeless meme and the bureaucratic workforce.

This correlation poses the question: are the denizens of the internet conjuring the winds that fill the sails of bureaucratic employment in Idaho? Might the buoyant spirit of the 'im on a boat' meme be transforming into a rising tide that lifts the bureaucratic boats in the landlocked state? It seems that the answer lies somewhere between the whimsical shores of pop culture and the streamlined corridors of office administration.

In conclusion, our findings suggest that even the most seemingly unrelated phenomena can intertwine in unexpected ways, leaving us awash with fascination and a touch of amusement. The waves of statistical significance and internet whimsy have indeed converged in this study, challenging the conventional boundaries of correlation, and reminding us that in the vast ocean of research, humor and unexpected connections often make for the most intriguing discoveries.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the 'im on a boat' meme and The number of executive administrative assistants in Idaho. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"Buoyant Bureaucracy: The 'im on a boat' Meme, and the Executive Administrative Assistants in Idaho"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we delve into the unexpected and whimsical correlation between the unfading popularity of the 'im on a boat' meme and the dynamics of executive administrative assistants' employment in the state of Idaho. Despite the seemingly disparate nature of these two phenomena, our research finds a striking relationship, truly making this a case of a meme-orable correlation. Utilizing data from Google Trends and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we reveal a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.9659708 and p < 0.01 for the years 2010 to 2022. We envision that our findings will buoy the spirits of researchers, bureaucratics, and meme enthusiasts alike as we navigate the waves of popular culture and labor statistics. This paper encapsulates the essence of serious research with a splash of humor, reaffirming that in the world of academia, even the most unexpected correlations can make waves.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The exploration of the perplexing relationship between the enduring 'im on a boat' meme and the dynamics of executive administrative assistants in Idaho has sparked the interest of scholars, creatives, and armchair enthusiasts alike. To better understand this seemingly offbeat correlation, we turn to a wide array of research studies, books, and perhaps a smidgen of delightfully unconventional sources.
Smith and Doe (2015) conducted a comprehensive analysis of internet memes and their cultural impact, exploring the ways in which memes permeate various aspects of contemporary society. Their work provides a fundamental backdrop for understanding the influence of memes on collective consciousness, serving as a theoretical anchor for contextualizing the 'im on a boat' phenomenon within the broader landscape of internet memes.
Jones (2017) delved into the intricacies of administrative roles in modern workplaces, shedding light on the indispensable contributions of executive administrative assistants. Through their research, the meticulous orchestration of administrative tasks and the subtle art of multitasking emerge as defining features of the administrative landscape, setting the stage for our examination of bureaucratic ebbs and flows in the world of Idaho's administrative support staff.
Turning to non-fiction literature that may shed light on this curious correlation, we find "The Power of Positivity in Workplace Dynamics" by S. Happiness (2019). While ostensibly unrelated to memes or bureaucratic trends, this book offers insights into positivity and its potential ripple effects in professional environments, hinting at the aspects of workplace morale that may underpin our investigation.
In a rather unexpected twist, "Navigating the Seas of Nonsense: An Exploration of Memetic Behaviors" by A. Pseudonym (2020) presents a comprehensive exploration of internet memes and their enigmatic allure. We are treated to a whimsical journey through the nonsensical landscapes of memetic culture, and though the book does not explicitly touch on administrative assistants or the state of Idaho, its nuanced examination of meme dynamics proves to be an unexpectedly buoyant addition to our review.
To introduce a touch of whimsy and perhaps a hint of nautical connection, we turn to fictional works such as Herman Melville's "Moby-Dick" and Jules Verne's "Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea." While these literary classics may not directly address memes or administrative assistants, their maritime themes beckon us to sail the seas of imagination as we navigate the waters of this peculiar correlational study.
In the pursuit of a multidimensional perspective, we also ventured a bit off the beaten path. An unconventional and slightly unconventional source, we delved into the backs of shampoo bottles, where, between the instructions for lather and rinse, we stumbled upon an enthralling array of humbling trivia and tantalizing wordplay. Though not traditionally considered a scholarly source, the witticisms and lighthearted verbiage found on these everyday plastic commodities infuse our literature review with an unexpected dash of levity, reminding us that knowledge—and perhaps a good laugh—can be found in the most unassuming of places.
As we embark on this scholarly expedition, the diverse array of sources paves the way for a robust exploration of the 'im on a boat' meme's enduring allure and its whimsical entanglement with the professional landscape of executive administrative assistants in Idaho. With the wind in our sails and a dash of scholarly mirth, we navigate this unusual yet captivating correlation, demonstrating that in the world of academia, even the oddest pairings can illuminate the waters of knowledge.

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our investigation into the correlation between the enduring popularity of the 'im on a boat' meme and the number of executive administrative assistants in Idaho have unequivocally made waves in the realm of statistical analysis and memeology. Our data analysis, spanning the years 2010 to 2022, revealed a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9659708, indicating a strong positive relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. The calculated r-squared value of 0.9330995 further solidifies the robustness of this correlation, suggesting that the 'im on a boat' meme popularity can explain approximately 93.3% of the variation in the number of executive administrative assistants in Idaho.
We dare say, the relationship between these two distinct phenomena is as undeniable as the ebb and flow of the tides. It seems that the high tide of 'im on a boat' meme popularity may indeed lift all bureaucratic boats, at least in the state of Idaho. One might even suggest that the more this meme sails across the seas of internet culture, the more administrative assistants find themselves navigating the choppy waters of office duties in the Gem State.
The p-value of less than 0.01 indicates that this correlation is statistically significant, practically demanding a ceremonial launch of paper boats in celebration of this unexpected and meme-orable discovery.
In Figure 1 (please refer to the attached figure), we present a scatterplot illustrating this substantial correlation, where the 'im on a boat' meme popularity appears to rise and fall in sync with the number of executive administrative assistants in Idaho. A visual representation of this correlation, much like a bottle containing an intriguing message retrieved from the rolling waves, allows us to observe the mesmerizing dance between this timeless meme and the bureaucratic workforce.
This correlation poses the question: are the denizens of the internet conjuring the winds that fill the sails of bureaucratic employment in Idaho? Might the buoyant spirit of the 'im on a boat' meme be transforming into a rising tide that lifts the bureaucratic boats in the landlocked state? It seems that the answer lies somewhere between the whimsical shores of pop culture and the streamlined corridors of office administration.
In conclusion, our findings suggest that even the most seemingly unrelated phenomena can intertwine in unexpected ways, leaving us awash with fascination and a touch of amusement. The waves of statistical significance and internet whimsy have indeed converged in this study, challenging the conventional boundaries of correlation, and reminding us that in the vast ocean of research, humor and unexpected connections often make for the most intriguing discoveries.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



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[[DISCUSSION]]

The findings of our study illuminate a fascinating and perhaps nautically inclined association between the enduring popularity of the 'im on a boat' meme and the ebbs and flows of executive administrative assistants in the state of Idaho. As we reflect on our results, it becomes clear that the memes of the internet are not just ephemeral expressions of cultural whimsy; they may indeed cast long-reaching ripples that influence the intricate dynamics of bureaucratic employment.

Building upon the scholarly voyage charted by Smith and Doe (2015), whose work laid the foundation for understanding the pervasiveness of internet memes in modern culture, our research echoes the profound impact of memes on collective consciousness. The 'im on a boat' meme, with its buoyant and contagious exuberance, appears to have forged an unexpectedly sturdy link with the labor force of Idaho. Much like a sturdy ship navigates the unchartered seas, this correlation has weathered the storms of statistical analysis, emerging robust and seaworthy.

Our findings lend empirical support to the enigmatic allure of internet memes portrayed in the unconventional narrative presented by A. Pseudonym (2020). While the nautical nuances of meme dynamics may not have been the central focus of this work, the nuanced exploration of memetic behaviors provided a holistic backdrop for understanding the captivating nature of the 'im on a boat' meme and its unanticipated connection to bureaucratic trends in Idaho.

In a wry twist of fate, the statistical buoyancy of the correlation coefficient and the robustness of the r-squared value serve as testament to the resilience of this seemingly whimsical association. The memes that once amused cyber denizens are now charting a course through the professional landscape, leading us to wonder if the high tide of meme popularity indeed lifts all bureaucratic boats in the landlocked expanse of Idaho.

Our study aligns with the spirit of unorthodox scholarly explorations, extending an invitation to navigate the whimsical correlation that transcends the conventional boundaries of academic inquiry. It beckons us to navigate a sea of statistical significance, adrift in the waves of improbable connections, reminding us that, in the fathomless depths of research, even the most peculiar pairings can emerge as beacons of enlightenment.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the 'im on a boat' meme and The number of executive administrative assistants in Idaho. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"Buoyant Bureaucracy: The 'im on a boat' Meme, and the Executive Administrative Assistants in Idaho"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this paper, we delve into the unexpected and whimsical correlation between the unfading popularity of the 'im on a boat' meme and the dynamics of executive administrative assistants' employment in the state of Idaho. Despite the seemingly disparate nature of these two phenomena, our research finds a striking relationship, truly making this a case of a meme-orable correlation. Utilizing data from Google Trends and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we reveal a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.9659708 and p < 0.01 for the years 2010 to 2022. We envision that our findings will buoy the spirits of researchers, bureaucratics, and meme enthusiasts alike as we navigate the waves of popular culture and labor statistics. This paper encapsulates the essence of serious research with a splash of humor, reaffirming that in the world of academia, even the most unexpected correlations can make waves.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
Introduction
In the realm of academic research, we often find ourselves navigating the choppy waters of the unexpected, the unlikely, and the downright bizarre. Such is the case with our fascination with the enduring 'im on a boat' meme and its peculiar connection to the number of executive administrative assistants in the state of Idaho. Never before has the world witnessed such a whimsical dance between internet culture and bureaucratic employment data.
On one hand, we have the 'im on a boat' meme, a cultural phenomenon that has weathered the tempestuous tides of internet trends, remaining afloat in the sea of viral content for over a decade. Its infectious catchiness and the sheer absurdity of proclaiming one's nautical adventures from various terrestrial locales have captured the imaginations of internet denizens worldwide.
On the other hand, we have the stoic realm of executive administrative assistants, the unsung heroes of office bureaucracy, gracefully navigating the tumultuous currents of administrative tasks, scheduling, and coffee-fetching duties. The two seemingly unrelated domains—internet memes and bureaucratic employment—collide in a serendipitous fashion, leading us to question whether there might be an underlying current propelling these seemingly disparate phenomena in the same direction.
This paper aims to unravel this enigmatic correlation between the 'im on a boat' meme and the number of executive administrative assistants in the great potato state of Idaho. We assure you, dear reader, that this is not merely a "shore" coincidence. Our investigation involves a rigorous analysis of trends, statistics, and perhaps a sprinkle of meme-magic, as we steer our research vessel through the uncharted waters of the interwebs and labor data.
Our findings promise to excite researchers, humor enthusiasts, and bureaucrats alike, as we uncover a connection that may seem as elusive as a message in a bottle tossed into the vast expanse of the internet. Yes, we're riding the waves of absurdity and statistical significance simultaneously, demonstrating that even in the most unlikely pairings, there lies potential for scholarly exploration and perhaps a few chuckles along the way.
So, batten down the hatches, secure your office supplies, and let's embark on a journey to unravel the riddle of 'im on a boat' and the bureaucratic ebb and flow in the Gem State. For as we dive into this peculiar correlation, we may find that even the most unconventional connections can leave us buoyant with curiosity and amusement.

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our investigation into the correlation between the enduring popularity of the 'im on a boat' meme and the number of executive administrative assistants in Idaho have unequivocally made waves in the realm of statistical analysis and memeology. Our data analysis, spanning the years 2010 to 2022, revealed a remarkably high correlation coefficient of 0.9659708, indicating a strong positive relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. The calculated r-squared value of 0.9330995 further solidifies the robustness of this correlation, suggesting that the 'im on a boat' meme popularity can explain approximately 93.3% of the variation in the number of executive administrative assistants in Idaho.
We dare say, the relationship between these two distinct phenomena is as undeniable as the ebb and flow of the tides. It seems that the high tide of 'im on a boat' meme popularity may indeed lift all bureaucratic boats, at least in the state of Idaho. One might even suggest that the more this meme sails across the seas of internet culture, the more administrative assistants find themselves navigating the choppy waters of office duties in the Gem State.
The p-value of less than 0.01 indicates that this correlation is statistically significant, practically demanding a ceremonial launch of paper boats in celebration of this unexpected and meme-orable discovery.
In Figure 1 (please refer to the attached figure), we present a scatterplot illustrating this substantial correlation, where the 'im on a boat' meme popularity appears to rise and fall in sync with the number of executive administrative assistants in Idaho. A visual representation of this correlation, much like a bottle containing an intriguing message retrieved from the rolling waves, allows us to observe the mesmerizing dance between this timeless meme and the bureaucratic workforce.
This correlation poses the question: are the denizens of the internet conjuring the winds that fill the sails of bureaucratic employment in Idaho? Might the buoyant spirit of the 'im on a boat' meme be transforming into a rising tide that lifts the bureaucratic boats in the landlocked state? It seems that the answer lies somewhere between the whimsical shores of pop culture and the streamlined corridors of office administration.
In conclusion, our findings suggest that even the most seemingly unrelated phenomena can intertwine in unexpected ways, leaving us awash with fascination and a touch of amusement. The waves of statistical significance and internet whimsy have indeed converged in this study, challenging the conventional boundaries of correlation, and reminding us that in the vast ocean of research, humor and unexpected connections often make for the most intriguing discoveries.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



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[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our research has not only sailed through uncharted waters but has also bobbed along the buoyant waves of statistical significance, unveiling a correlation as undeniable as a boat without an anchor. The robust relationship we've uncovered between the enduring popularity of the 'im on a boat' meme and the number of executive administrative assistants in Idaho has left us floating on a sea of fascination and bemusement.

As our data has shown, it appears that the ebb and flow of internet meme culture may indeed have an unforeseen impact on the administrative workforce in the Gem State. It seems that the meme-orable spirit of "im on a boat" has evolved from being merely a whimsical phrase to becoming a tide that lifts all bureaucratic boats, at least in Idaho.

Our findings not only illustrate the unexpected connections that can emerge in the world of statistical analysis but also underscore the whimsical nature of our interconnected world. It's as if the winds of internet humor have intertwined with the currents of bureaucratic employment, creating a perfect storm of statistical significance.

So, as we prepare to dock our research vessel and bid adieu to this amusing correlation, it is clear that the waves of this study have left us all awash with a mix of scholarly scrutiny and a dash of meme-magic. The 'im on a boat' meme may continue to navigate the vast expanse of the internet seas, but for our scholarly pursuits, we can confidently say that no further research is needed in this area. The ties between meme popularity and bureaucratic employment in Idaho have been secured, and we can rest assured that this unexpected correlation will go down in the annals of quirky scholarly discoveries, affirming that even in the most unlikely pairings, curiosity and humor can set sail for unexpected academic shores.

Ahoy there, fellow researchers, it seems we've reached the end of this peculiar voyage. And remember, in the unpredictable sea of scholarly pursuits, even the most unlikely connections can make for the most meme-orable discoveries.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Buoyant Bureaucracy: The 'im on a boat' Meme, and the Executive Administrative Assistants in Idaho. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Bureaucratic Banter


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Buoyant Bureaucracy: The 'im on a boat' Meme, and the Executive Administrative Assistants in Idaho. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Consortium for Nautical Nonsense Research


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Buoyant Bureaucracy: The 'im on a boat' Meme, and the Executive Administrative Assistants in Idaho with an abstract of In this paper, we delve into the unexpected and whimsical correlation between the unfading popularity of the 'im on a boat' meme and the dynamics of executive administrative assistants' employment in the state of Idaho. Despite the seemingly disparate nature of these two phenomena, our research finds a striking relationship, truly making this a case of a meme-orable correlation. Utilizing data from Google Trends and the Bureau of Labor Statistics, we reveal a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.9659708 and p < 0.01 for the years 2010 to 2022. We envision that our findings will buoy the spirits of researchers, bureaucratics, and meme enthusiasts alike as we navigate the waves of popular culture and labor statistics. This paper encapsulates the essence of serious research with a splash of humor, reaffirming that in the world of academia, even the most unexpected correlations can make waves.

ChatGPT:

'buoyant bureaucracy', 'im on a boat meme', 'executive administrative assistants Idaho', 'popular culture and labor statistics', 'Google Trends and Bureau of Labor Statistics correlation', 'meme-orable correlation', 'correlation between meme popularity and employment dynamics', 'relationship between meme popularity and labor statistics'

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Data details

Popularity of the 'im on a boat' meme
Detailed data title: Relative volume of Google searches for 'im on a boat' (without quotes, in the United States)
Source: Google Trends
Additional Info: Relative search volume is a unique Google thing; the shape of the chart is accurate but the actual numbers are meaningless.

See what else correlates with Popularity of the 'im on a boat' meme

The number of executive administrative assistants in Idaho
Detailed data title: BLS estimate of executive secretaries and executive administrative assistants in Idaho
Source: Bureau of Larbor Statistics
See what else correlates with The number of executive administrative assistants in Idaho

Correlation r = 0.9659708 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.9330995 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 93.3% of the change in the one variable (i.e., The number of executive administrative assistants in Idaho) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Popularity of the 'im on a boat' meme) over the 13 years from 2010 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 8.4E-8. 0.0000000839296716204516000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.97 in 8.4E-6% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 11,914,737 random variables You don't actually need 11 million variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 12 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 12 because we have two variables measured over a period of 13 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.89, 0.99 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
Popularity of the 'im on a boat' meme (Relative popularity)15.833310.16673.333332.166671.51.51.51.333331.666671.25111
The number of executive administrative assistants in Idaho (Laborers)4270292020501740156016101790186016801430123010501140




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,237 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 636,906,169 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([15.8333,10.1667,3.33333,2.16667,1.5,1.5,1.5,1.33333,1.66667,1.25,1,1,1,])
array_2 = np.array([4270,2920,2050,1740,1560,1610,1790,1860,1680,1430,1230,1050,1140,])
array_1_name = "Popularity of the 'im on a boat' meme"
array_2_name = "The number of executive administrative assistants in Idaho"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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