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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Air pollution in Laramie, Wyoming and the second variable is US Hospital Occupancy Rate.  The chart goes from 2002 to 2019, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

When the air cleared in Laramie, it seems the hospitals weren't the only things experiencing a breath of fresh air! With less pollution, people were healthier, leading to a decrease in hospital visits. You could say the correlation was just smog and mirrors - as the smog decreased, so did the hospital occupancy rate.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Image Generation Prompt: Generate an image in the style of "Data cyber art" depicting the hospital parking lot in Laramie, Wyoming. Show fewer cars in the lot and a noticeable reduction in air pollution. Additionally, visualize a decrease in the number of patients in hospital beds within the facility. Capture the positive shift in community well-being as a result of the improved air quality and reduced hospital occupancy. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Air pollution in Laramie, Wyoming and US Hospital Occupancy Rate. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Art nouveau Voxel art a funny image you would see on reddit Data cyber art Hyper-realistic
ChatGPT: Data cyber art

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Air pollution in Laramie, Wyoming and US Hospital Occupancy Rate, in the following situation: When the air cleared in Laramie, it seems the hospitals weren't the only things experiencing a breath of fresh air! With less pollution, people were healthier, leading to a decrease in hospital visits. You could say the correlation was just smog and mirrors - as the smog decreased, so did the hospital occupancy rate.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In the clear skies of Laramie, Wyoming, the hospital parking lot now had fewer cars as the air pollution reduced. The smokestacks of nearby factories billowed noticeably less, and in turn, the hospital's patient occupancy rate dropped. A visual of fewer patients in hospital beds coincided with the clearer, fresher air outside, symbolizing a positive shift in community well-being.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Data cyber art ] and depicting this scene: In the clear skies of Laramie, Wyoming, the hospital parking lot now had fewer cars as the air pollution reduced. The smokestacks of nearby factories billowed noticeably less, and in turn, the hospital's patient occupancy rate dropped. A visual of fewer patients in hospital beds coincided with the clearer, fresher air outside, symbolizing a positive shift in community well-being. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Image Generation Prompt: Generate an image in the style of "Data cyber art" depicting the hospital parking lot in Laramie, Wyoming. Show fewer cars in the lot and a noticeable reduction in air pollution. Additionally, visualize a decrease in the number of patients in hospital beds within the facility. Capture the positive shift in community well-being as a result of the improved air quality and reduced hospital occupancy.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in Air pollution in Laramie, Wyoming caused US Hospital Occupancy Rate to decrease. Include one good pun.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Lurking Laramie: Linking Air pollution and the Loony US Hospital Occupancy Rate

The Journal of Environmental Epidemiology and Public Health

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Laramie, Wyoming and US Hospital Occupancy Rate. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title an alliteration.

Your research team used data from Environmental Protection Agency and Statista to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8680224 and p < 0.01 for 2002 to 2019.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Lurking Laramie: Linking Air pollution and the Loony US Hospital Occupancy Rate

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we endeavored to explore the curious connection between air pollution in Laramie, Wyoming, and the capricious US Hospital Occupancy Rate. Armed with data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Statista, we embarked on this jocular journey to unravel the enigma. Our analysis revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8680224 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the years 2002 to 2019. Our findings suggest that there may indeed be a hitherto-unrecognized relationship between air pollution in Laramie and the ebullient patterns of hospital occupancy across the United States. Our research not only sheds light on this amusing association but also adds a whimsical twist to the discourse around environmental factors and healthcare occupancy.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Laramie, Wyoming and US Hospital Occupancy Rate. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Lurking Laramie: Linking Air pollution and the Loony US Hospital Occupancy Rate

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we endeavored to explore the curious connection between air pollution in Laramie, Wyoming, and the capricious US Hospital Occupancy Rate. Armed with data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Statista, we embarked on this jocular journey to unravel the enigma. Our analysis revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8680224 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the years 2002 to 2019. Our findings suggest that there may indeed be a hitherto-unrecognized relationship between air pollution in Laramie and the ebullient patterns of hospital occupancy across the United States. Our research not only sheds light on this amusing association but also adds a whimsical twist to the discourse around environmental factors and healthcare occupancy.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
Ah, the joy of scientific inquiry! Welcome, fellow scholars, to this whimsical voyage into the peculiar realm of air pollution and hospital occupancy. Today, we set sail for the charming town of Laramie, Wyoming, where the air is as fresh as a well-aged cheese – or so we thought. Little did we suspect that lurking beneath the semirural facade lies a connection to the ever-fluctuating US Hospital Occupancy Rate, as capricious as a cat chasing a laser beam.

As researchers, we are often steeped in the solemn pursuit of knowledge, wielding our statistical analyses like intellectual swords. But in this expedition, we shall don our jesters’ caps and dance merrily through the corridors of data, lest the weight of academia suffocate the joy of discovery.

Our quest began with a chuckle and a quizzical eyebrow raise: could there be a correlation between the air quality of Laramie, a town so quaint it practically whispers "sweet serenity," and the lively antics of hospital occupancy rates across the United States? Armed with the arsenal of information festooned by the Environmental Protection Agency and Statista, we ventured forth to untangle this enigma, backed by an unwavering resolve and a good supply of puns.

Life, my esteemed colleagues, is a grand intellectual puzzle, and we are the whimsical players in this cosmic game of clue-finding and wonderment. As we unfold our findings in the pages ahead, let us not forget to inject a healthy dose of levity into our scientific discourse, for even the most serious of endeavors can benefit from a well-timed jest.

But enough of this frivolity! Let us embark on this voyage of discovery, armed with not just our astute minds and formidable statistical acumen, but with a lighthearted spirit and a penchant for puns that would make even the sternest statistician crack a wry smile. Buckle up, dear readers, for we are about to peel back the layers of this jovial onion, revealing the unexpected interplay between air pollution in Laramie and the loony US Hospital Occupancy Rate.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Laramie, Wyoming and US Hospital Occupancy Rate. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name some movies that you watched that are tangentially related to the topic.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Lurking Laramie: Linking Air pollution and the Loony US Hospital Occupancy Rate

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we endeavored to explore the curious connection between air pollution in Laramie, Wyoming, and the capricious US Hospital Occupancy Rate. Armed with data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Statista, we embarked on this jocular journey to unravel the enigma. Our analysis revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8680224 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the years 2002 to 2019. Our findings suggest that there may indeed be a hitherto-unrecognized relationship between air pollution in Laramie and the ebullient patterns of hospital occupancy across the United States. Our research not only sheds light on this amusing association but also adds a whimsical twist to the discourse around environmental factors and healthcare occupancy.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Ah, the joy of scientific inquiry! Welcome, fellow scholars, to this whimsical voyage into the peculiar realm of air pollution and hospital occupancy. Today, we set sail for the charming town of Laramie, Wyoming, where the air is as fresh as a well-aged cheese – or so we thought. Little did we suspect that lurking beneath the semirural facade lies a connection to the ever-fluctuating US Hospital Occupancy Rate, as capricious as a cat chasing a laser beam.
As researchers, we are often steeped in the solemn pursuit of knowledge, wielding our statistical analyses like intellectual swords. But in this expedition, we shall don our jesters’ caps and dance merrily through the corridors of data, lest the weight of academia suffocate the joy of discovery.
Our quest began with a chuckle and a quizzical eyebrow raise: could there be a correlation between the air quality of Laramie, a town so quaint it practically whispers "sweet serenity," and the lively antics of hospital occupancy rates across the United States? Armed with the arsenal of information festooned by the Environmental Protection Agency and Statista, we ventured forth to untangle this enigma, backed by an unwavering resolve and a good supply of puns.
Life, my esteemed colleagues, is a grand intellectual puzzle, and we are the whimsical players in this cosmic game of clue-finding and wonderment. As we unfold our findings in the pages ahead, let us not forget to inject a healthy dose of levity into our scientific discourse, for even the most serious of endeavors can benefit from a well-timed jest.
But enough of this frivolity! Let us embark on this voyage of discovery, armed with not just our astute minds and formidable statistical acumen, but with a lighthearted spirit and a penchant for puns that would make even the sternest statistician crack a wry smile. Buckle up, dear readers, for we are about to peel back the layers of this jovial onion, revealing the unexpected interplay between air pollution in Laramie and the loony US Hospital Occupancy Rate.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

In "Air Pollution and Public Health," Smith et al. delve into the intricate web of air quality and its impact on human well-being. Their sobering findings paint a grim picture of the deleterious effects of air pollution on respiratory health, prompting one to ponder the correlation between airborne pollutants and, dare we say, the zany US Hospital Occupancy Rate.

However, on a lighter note, Doe's "Epidemiology of Airborne Shenanigans" takes a whimsical approach to studying air pollutants, where the authors, in a delightful twist of scientific fate, almost stumble upon the notion that perhaps there is more to particulate matter than meets the eye – a hint of mischief, if you will, in the realm of hospital occupancy rates.

Jones' "Healthcare and Data Analysis" provides a robust discussion on the occupancy trends in US hospitals. While the focus may seem charmingly mundane, one cannot help but wonder if lurking within the pages lies a subtle connection to the air pollution antics of Laramie.

Turning our attention to non-fiction works, "The Air We Breathe" by Mary Smithers intricately weaves together the tales of air quality with human health, creating a narrative that piques our curiosity and tickles our sense of wonder. As we saunter through the chapters, we find ourselves unwittingly drawn into the orbit of the comical, albeit profound, dance between air pollution and hospital occupancy rates.

In the whimsical world of fiction, "The Air Affair" by J.K. Howling seems to be a riveting tale of air pollution's mischievous escapades, entwined with the unpredictable ebb and flow of hospital occupancy – a fantastical, albeit possibly ridiculous, supposition.

Brace yourself for a hearty chuckle as we meander into the cinematic realm! "The Fog in Our Stars" offers a tantalizing glimpse into the mystical potential of atmospheric quirks, perhaps hinting at an underlying kinship with the peculiar dance of the US Hospital Occupancy Rate. And who could forget the timeless classic "Pollution-Nation: Rise of the Smog Lords," a film that takes us on a rollicking adventure through a world beset by airborne shenanigans, striking an uncanny parallel to the fluctuating occupancy rates in hospitals across the United States.

As we tiptoe through this whimsical menagerie of literature and film, one cannot help but sense a mischievous vibe, a playful nudge from the universe, urging us to embrace the delightful absurdity of our scholarly pursuits. But fear not, dear readers, for amidst the laughter and levity, we shall plunge headlong into the abyss of knowledge, unearthing the curiously merry dance between air pollution in Laramie and the loony US Hospital Occupancy Rate.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Laramie, Wyoming and US Hospital Occupancy Rate. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and Statista . You used data from 2002 to 2019

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Lurking Laramie: Linking Air pollution and the Loony US Hospital Occupancy Rate

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we endeavored to explore the curious connection between air pollution in Laramie, Wyoming, and the capricious US Hospital Occupancy Rate. Armed with data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Statista, we embarked on this jocular journey to unravel the enigma. Our analysis revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8680224 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the years 2002 to 2019. Our findings suggest that there may indeed be a hitherto-unrecognized relationship between air pollution in Laramie and the ebullient patterns of hospital occupancy across the United States. Our research not only sheds light on this amusing association but also adds a whimsical twist to the discourse around environmental factors and healthcare occupancy.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
Ah, the joy of scientific inquiry! Welcome, fellow scholars, to this whimsical voyage into the peculiar realm of air pollution and hospital occupancy. Today, we set sail for the charming town of Laramie, Wyoming, where the air is as fresh as a well-aged cheese – or so we thought. Little did we suspect that lurking beneath the semirural facade lies a connection to the ever-fluctuating US Hospital Occupancy Rate, as capricious as a cat chasing a laser beam.
As researchers, we are often steeped in the solemn pursuit of knowledge, wielding our statistical analyses like intellectual swords. But in this expedition, we shall don our jesters’ caps and dance merrily through the corridors of data, lest the weight of academia suffocate the joy of discovery.
Our quest began with a chuckle and a quizzical eyebrow raise: could there be a correlation between the air quality of Laramie, a town so quaint it practically whispers "sweet serenity," and the lively antics of hospital occupancy rates across the United States? Armed with the arsenal of information festooned by the Environmental Protection Agency and Statista, we ventured forth to untangle this enigma, backed by an unwavering resolve and a good supply of puns.
Life, my esteemed colleagues, is a grand intellectual puzzle, and we are the whimsical players in this cosmic game of clue-finding and wonderment. As we unfold our findings in the pages ahead, let us not forget to inject a healthy dose of levity into our scientific discourse, for even the most serious of endeavors can benefit from a well-timed jest.
But enough of this frivolity! Let us embark on this voyage of discovery, armed with not just our astute minds and formidable statistical acumen, but with a lighthearted spirit and a penchant for puns that would make even the sternest statistician crack a wry smile. Buckle up, dear readers, for we are about to peel back the layers of this jovial onion, revealing the unexpected interplay between air pollution in Laramie and the loony US Hospital Occupancy Rate.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To unravel the whimsical connection between air pollution in Laramie, Wyoming, and the zany US Hospital Occupancy Rate, our research team executed a series of bumblingly precise methods, laced with humor and statistical dexterity. Our approach can best be described as a fusion of scientific inquiry and merry mayhem, sprinkled liberally with puns and lighthearted quips, for who says research can't be fun?

We gleefully gathered data from the Environmental Protection Agency, representing air quality measures in Laramie, and Statista, providing the rollicking US Hospital Occupancy Rates from 2002 to 2019. Our mission, should we choose to accept it (and we had no choice in the matter), was to seek correlation, not just between variables, but between the chuckles and the data points.

To begin this quest, we first ensured that our data resembled the ingredients of a good joke – well-distributed, properly skewed, and just the right amount of unpredictability. With a wave of our esoteric wand, we conducted exploratory data analysis, mixing histograms and scatter plots into a bubbling cauldron of statistical mischief. This stage was crucial as we sought to understand the tale of the tape and create a setup worthy of our eventual punchline.

Moving on to the heart of our study, we adopted the classic and timeless technique of Pearson correlation analysis, because what's a correlation study without a trusty Pearson at the helm? Armed with this venerable statistical measure, we prodded the data with the curiosity of a feline scientist, eagerly awaiting the revelation of a significant p-value that would elicit a guffaw from even the most stoic researchers.

Now, to ensure that our findings were not just the result of a cosmic jest, we employed a bootstrap resampling method, because who doesn't love a good party trick in statistics? This resampling strategy allowed us to generate a new ensemble of data samples and confirm that our initial correlation was not just a fluke of statistical fate.

And finally, to tie this comedic opera together, we adorned our analysis with a delightful regression model, cautiously avoiding the pitfalls of overfitting or underestimating, as we aimed for a model that not only left us in stitches but also encapsulated the essence of our findings.

Thus concluded our merry foray into the interplay of air pollution in Laramie, Wyoming, and the wacky US Hospital Occupancy Rate. While our methods may border on the whimsical, our statistical rigor and unwavering determination in this pursuit of knowledge remain unassailable. Onward we march, dear fellow researchers, as we chronicle the discovery of this improbable relationship, bearing the banner of wit and wisdom in equal measure.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Laramie, Wyoming and US Hospital Occupancy Rate. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and Statista .

For the time period 2002 to 2019, you found a correlation 0.8680224, r-squared of 0.7534629, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Lurking Laramie: Linking Air pollution and the Loony US Hospital Occupancy Rate

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we endeavored to explore the curious connection between air pollution in Laramie, Wyoming, and the capricious US Hospital Occupancy Rate. Armed with data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Statista, we embarked on this jocular journey to unravel the enigma. Our analysis revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8680224 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the years 2002 to 2019. Our findings suggest that there may indeed be a hitherto-unrecognized relationship between air pollution in Laramie and the ebullient patterns of hospital occupancy across the United States. Our research not only sheds light on this amusing association but also adds a whimsical twist to the discourse around environmental factors and healthcare occupancy.

-------

And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Ah, the joy of scientific inquiry! Welcome, fellow scholars, to this whimsical voyage into the peculiar realm of air pollution and hospital occupancy. Today, we set sail for the charming town of Laramie, Wyoming, where the air is as fresh as a well-aged cheese – or so we thought. Little did we suspect that lurking beneath the semirural facade lies a connection to the ever-fluctuating US Hospital Occupancy Rate, as capricious as a cat chasing a laser beam.
As researchers, we are often steeped in the solemn pursuit of knowledge, wielding our statistical analyses like intellectual swords. But in this expedition, we shall don our jesters’ caps and dance merrily through the corridors of data, lest the weight of academia suffocate the joy of discovery.
Our quest began with a chuckle and a quizzical eyebrow raise: could there be a correlation between the air quality of Laramie, a town so quaint it practically whispers "sweet serenity," and the lively antics of hospital occupancy rates across the United States? Armed with the arsenal of information festooned by the Environmental Protection Agency and Statista, we ventured forth to untangle this enigma, backed by an unwavering resolve and a good supply of puns.
Life, my esteemed colleagues, is a grand intellectual puzzle, and we are the whimsical players in this cosmic game of clue-finding and wonderment. As we unfold our findings in the pages ahead, let us not forget to inject a healthy dose of levity into our scientific discourse, for even the most serious of endeavors can benefit from a well-timed jest.
But enough of this frivolity! Let us embark on this voyage of discovery, armed with not just our astute minds and formidable statistical acumen, but with a lighthearted spirit and a penchant for puns that would make even the sternest statistician crack a wry smile. Buckle up, dear readers, for we are about to peel back the layers of this jovial onion, revealing the unexpected interplay between air pollution in Laramie and the loony US Hospital Occupancy Rate.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

In the course of our mirthful investigation, we uncovered a striking correlation between air pollution in Laramie, Wyoming, and the ebullient US Hospital Occupancy Rate. The data danced before our eyes, revealing a correlation coefficient of 0.8680224, as strong as the aroma of coffee in a sleepy morning lab, accompanied by an r-squared value of 0.7534629. The p-value, as elusive as a cat chasing a statistical mouse, came in at less than 0.01, reinforcing the robustness of our findings.

Fig. 1 showcases the eye-catching scatterplot, capturing the whimsical romance between air pollution and hospital occupancy rate. Like two zany dancers, these variables twirl and spin in perfect harmony, leaving us utterly charmed by their captivating correlation.

Our findings point to a connection hitherto hidden beneath the tranquil façade of Laramie's air quality, and the boisterous indicators of hospital occupancy across the United States. It seems the air in Laramie may not just be whispering "sweet serenity," but also orchestrating a lively symphony of occupancy rates that reverberate across the nation.

As we dive deeper into this lighthearted academic whirl, our results paint a picture that is as captivating as a good joke at a research conference. The previously overlooked association between air pollution in Laramie and the whimsical patterns of hospital occupancy opens the floodgates for further exploration and merriment in the intersection of environmental factors and healthcare occupancy.

Stay tuned, dear readers, for our discussion will illuminate the delightful nuances of this peculiar relationship, unleashing a cascade of scientific whimsy and statistical jiggery-pokery that will leave you marveling at the jubilant interplay between air quality and hospital occupancy.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Laramie, Wyoming and US Hospital Occupancy Rate. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Lurking Laramie: Linking Air pollution and the Loony US Hospital Occupancy Rate

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we endeavored to explore the curious connection between air pollution in Laramie, Wyoming, and the capricious US Hospital Occupancy Rate. Armed with data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Statista, we embarked on this jocular journey to unravel the enigma. Our analysis revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8680224 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the years 2002 to 2019. Our findings suggest that there may indeed be a hitherto-unrecognized relationship between air pollution in Laramie and the ebullient patterns of hospital occupancy across the United States. Our research not only sheds light on this amusing association but also adds a whimsical twist to the discourse around environmental factors and healthcare occupancy.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In "Air Pollution and Public Health," Smith et al. delve into the intricate web of air quality and its impact on human well-being. Their sobering findings paint a grim picture of the deleterious effects of air pollution on respiratory health, prompting one to ponder the correlation between airborne pollutants and, dare we say, the zany US Hospital Occupancy Rate.
However, on a lighter note, Doe's "Epidemiology of Airborne Shenanigans" takes a whimsical approach to studying air pollutants, where the authors, in a delightful twist of scientific fate, almost stumble upon the notion that perhaps there is more to particulate matter than meets the eye – a hint of mischief, if you will, in the realm of hospital occupancy rates.
Jones' "Healthcare and Data Analysis" provides a robust discussion on the occupancy trends in US hospitals. While the focus may seem charmingly mundane, one cannot help but wonder if lurking within the pages lies a subtle connection to the air pollution antics of Laramie.
Turning our attention to non-fiction works, "The Air We Breathe" by Mary Smithers intricately weaves together the tales of air quality with human health, creating a narrative that piques our curiosity and tickles our sense of wonder. As we saunter through the chapters, we find ourselves unwittingly drawn into the orbit of the comical, albeit profound, dance between air pollution and hospital occupancy rates.
In the whimsical world of fiction, "The Air Affair" by J.K. Howling seems to be a riveting tale of air pollution's mischievous escapades, entwined with the unpredictable ebb and flow of hospital occupancy – a fantastical, albeit possibly ridiculous, supposition.
Brace yourself for a hearty chuckle as we meander into the cinematic realm! "The Fog in Our Stars" offers a tantalizing glimpse into the mystical potential of atmospheric quirks, perhaps hinting at an underlying kinship with the peculiar dance of the US Hospital Occupancy Rate. And who could forget the timeless classic "Pollution-Nation: Rise of the Smog Lords," a film that takes us on a rollicking adventure through a world beset by airborne shenanigans, striking an uncanny parallel to the fluctuating occupancy rates in hospitals across the United States.
As we tiptoe through this whimsical menagerie of literature and film, one cannot help but sense a mischievous vibe, a playful nudge from the universe, urging us to embrace the delightful absurdity of our scholarly pursuits. But fear not, dear readers, for amidst the laughter and levity, we shall plunge headlong into the abyss of knowledge, unearthing the curiously merry dance between air pollution in Laramie and the loony US Hospital Occupancy Rate.

[[RESULTS]]
In the course of our mirthful investigation, we uncovered a striking correlation between air pollution in Laramie, Wyoming, and the ebullient US Hospital Occupancy Rate. The data danced before our eyes, revealing a correlation coefficient of 0.8680224, as strong as the aroma of coffee in a sleepy morning lab, accompanied by an r-squared value of 0.7534629. The p-value, as elusive as a cat chasing a statistical mouse, came in at less than 0.01, reinforcing the robustness of our findings.
Fig. 1 showcases the eye-catching scatterplot, capturing the whimsical romance between air pollution and hospital occupancy rate. Like two zany dancers, these variables twirl and spin in perfect harmony, leaving us utterly charmed by their captivating correlation.
Our findings point to a connection hitherto hidden beneath the tranquil façade of Laramie's air quality, and the boisterous indicators of hospital occupancy across the United States. It seems the air in Laramie may not just be whispering "sweet serenity," but also orchestrating a lively symphony of occupancy rates that reverberate across the nation.
As we dive deeper into this lighthearted academic whirl, our results paint a picture that is as captivating as a good joke at a research conference. The previously overlooked association between air pollution in Laramie and the whimsical patterns of hospital occupancy opens the floodgates for further exploration and merriment in the intersection of environmental factors and healthcare occupancy.
Stay tuned, dear readers, for our discussion will illuminate the delightful nuances of this peculiar relationship, unleashing a cascade of scientific whimsy and statistical jiggery-pokery that will leave you marveling at the jubilant interplay between air quality and hospital occupancy.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

Our results have unveiled a connection between air pollution in Laramie, Wyoming, and the rambunctious US Hospital Occupancy Rate, akin to the unexpected camaraderie between a marmot and a penguin. Our findings not only corroborate previous research on the deleterious effects of air pollution on public health but also lend an irrepressible air of hilarity to the staid discourse on hospital occupancy trends.

The correlation coefficient of 0.8680224 that emerged from our analysis is as conspicuous as a neon-painted beaker in a chemistry lab, serving as a resounding testament to the boisterous rapport between air pollution and hospital occupancy. This robust correlation echoes the sentiments echoed by Smith et al. and Doe, who, in their cunning dance with scientific fate, hinted at the possibility of a charming rendezvous between airborne shenanigans and hospital occupancy rates.

Our results not only provide a whimsical twist to the narrative but also invite further exploration into the capricious interplay of environmental factors and healthcare occupancy. It seems the air in Laramie is not merely a passive spectator but an active participant in orchestrating the zany occupancy rates that pirouette across the United States, akin to a playful slapstick comedy unfolding on a grand, geographical stage.

As we traverse the merry terrain of scientific whimsy, our study sets the stage for future research endeavors that promise to unravel the ebullient intricacies of this unlikely partnership. From whimsy and mirth to scientific jiggery-pokery, our discussion is poised to incite a delightful revolution in the way we perceive the curious interconnections between environmental factors and healthcare occupancy. So, dear readers, fasten your seatbelts and don your scientific wizard hats, for the uproarious journey has only just begun!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Laramie, Wyoming and US Hospital Occupancy Rate. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Lurking Laramie: Linking Air pollution and the Loony US Hospital Occupancy Rate

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we endeavored to explore the curious connection between air pollution in Laramie, Wyoming, and the capricious US Hospital Occupancy Rate. Armed with data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Statista, we embarked on this jocular journey to unravel the enigma. Our analysis revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8680224 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the years 2002 to 2019. Our findings suggest that there may indeed be a hitherto-unrecognized relationship between air pollution in Laramie and the ebullient patterns of hospital occupancy across the United States. Our research not only sheds light on this amusing association but also adds a whimsical twist to the discourse around environmental factors and healthcare occupancy.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
Ah, the joy of scientific inquiry! Welcome, fellow scholars, to this whimsical voyage into the peculiar realm of air pollution and hospital occupancy. Today, we set sail for the charming town of Laramie, Wyoming, where the air is as fresh as a well-aged cheese – or so we thought. Little did we suspect that lurking beneath the semirural facade lies a connection to the ever-fluctuating US Hospital Occupancy Rate, as capricious as a cat chasing a laser beam.
As researchers, we are often steeped in the solemn pursuit of knowledge, wielding our statistical analyses like intellectual swords. But in this expedition, we shall don our jesters’ caps and dance merrily through the corridors of data, lest the weight of academia suffocate the joy of discovery.
Our quest began with a chuckle and a quizzical eyebrow raise: could there be a correlation between the air quality of Laramie, a town so quaint it practically whispers "sweet serenity," and the lively antics of hospital occupancy rates across the United States? Armed with the arsenal of information festooned by the Environmental Protection Agency and Statista, we ventured forth to untangle this enigma, backed by an unwavering resolve and a good supply of puns.
Life, my esteemed colleagues, is a grand intellectual puzzle, and we are the whimsical players in this cosmic game of clue-finding and wonderment. As we unfold our findings in the pages ahead, let us not forget to inject a healthy dose of levity into our scientific discourse, for even the most serious of endeavors can benefit from a well-timed jest.
But enough of this frivolity! Let us embark on this voyage of discovery, armed with not just our astute minds and formidable statistical acumen, but with a lighthearted spirit and a penchant for puns that would make even the sternest statistician crack a wry smile. Buckle up, dear readers, for we are about to peel back the layers of this jovial onion, revealing the unexpected interplay between air pollution in Laramie and the loony US Hospital Occupancy Rate.

[[RESULTS]]
In the course of our mirthful investigation, we uncovered a striking correlation between air pollution in Laramie, Wyoming, and the ebullient US Hospital Occupancy Rate. The data danced before our eyes, revealing a correlation coefficient of 0.8680224, as strong as the aroma of coffee in a sleepy morning lab, accompanied by an r-squared value of 0.7534629. The p-value, as elusive as a cat chasing a statistical mouse, came in at less than 0.01, reinforcing the robustness of our findings.
Fig. 1 showcases the eye-catching scatterplot, capturing the whimsical romance between air pollution and hospital occupancy rate. Like two zany dancers, these variables twirl and spin in perfect harmony, leaving us utterly charmed by their captivating correlation.
Our findings point to a connection hitherto hidden beneath the tranquil façade of Laramie's air quality, and the boisterous indicators of hospital occupancy across the United States. It seems the air in Laramie may not just be whispering "sweet serenity," but also orchestrating a lively symphony of occupancy rates that reverberate across the nation.
As we dive deeper into this lighthearted academic whirl, our results paint a picture that is as captivating as a good joke at a research conference. The previously overlooked association between air pollution in Laramie and the whimsical patterns of hospital occupancy opens the floodgates for further exploration and merriment in the intersection of environmental factors and healthcare occupancy.
Stay tuned, dear readers, for our discussion will illuminate the delightful nuances of this peculiar relationship, unleashing a cascade of scientific whimsy and statistical jiggery-pokery that will leave you marveling at the jubilant interplay between air quality and hospital occupancy.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our jocular journey through the whimsical realm of air pollution in Laramie and its lively tango with the US Hospital Occupancy Rate has left us breathless, not just from chasing after elusive p-values, but from the sheer delight of unraveling this serendipitous association. The correlation coefficient of 0.8680224, as robust as a well-brewed hypothesis, speaks volumes about the intriguing rapport between these seemingly disparate variables. Our findings could have significant implications for healthcare resource allocation, as whimsical as it may seem.

It is undeniable that the air in Laramie is not just whispering "sweet serenity," but also orchestrating a lively symphony of hospital occupancy rates across the nation. As we reflect on this mirthful expedition, we are reminded that even in the rigorous terrain of scientific inquiry, a sprinkle of levity can unleash the most unexpected correlations.

So, what do our findings really mean, you ask? Well, it seems the air in Laramie may hold the key to understanding the capricious dance of hospital occupancy rates across the US. As much as we are tempted to uncover the mysterious mechanisms behind this unexpected relationship, we assert – no more research is needed in this area, for in the realm of academic whimsy, some mysteries are best left unsolved.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Lurking Laramie: Linking Air pollution and the Loony US Hospital Occupancy Rate. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Environmental Epidemiology and Public Health


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Lurking Laramie: Linking Air pollution and the Loony US Hospital Occupancy Rate. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Society for Zany Environmental Studies and Healthcare Analytics


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Lurking Laramie: Linking Air pollution and the Loony US Hospital Occupancy Rate with an abstract of In this study, we endeavored to explore the curious connection between air pollution in Laramie, Wyoming, and the capricious US Hospital Occupancy Rate. Armed with data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Statista, we embarked on this jocular journey to unravel the enigma. Our analysis revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8680224 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the years 2002 to 2019. Our findings suggest that there may indeed be a hitherto-unrecognized relationship between air pollution in Laramie and the ebullient patterns of hospital occupancy across the United States. Our research not only sheds light on this amusing association but also adds a whimsical twist to the discourse around environmental factors and healthcare occupancy.

ChatGPT:

Lurking Laramie, air pollution, US Hospital Occupancy Rate, environmental factors, health care occupancy, correlation coefficient, p-value, Laramie Wyoming, EPA data, Statista, hospital occupancy patterns, ebullient hospital occupancy, healthcare, whimsical relationship, environmental impact, hospital occupancy rates

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Data details

Air pollution in Laramie, Wyoming
Detailed data title: Percentage of days with air quality at 'unhealthy for sensitive groups' or worse in Laramie, WY
Source: Environmental Protection Agency
See what else correlates with Air pollution in Laramie, Wyoming

US Hospital Occupancy Rate
Source: Statista
See what else correlates with US Hospital Occupancy Rate

Correlation r = 0.8680224 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.7534629 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 75.3% of the change in the one variable (i.e., US Hospital Occupancy Rate) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Air pollution in Laramie, Wyoming) over the 18 years from 2002 through 2019.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 3.03E-6. 0.0000030340750184549424000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.87 in 0.000303% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 329,590 random variables You don't actually need 329 thousand variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 17 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 17 because we have two variables measured over a period of 18 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.67, 0.95 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
200220032004200520062007200820092010201120122013201420152016201720182019
Air pollution in Laramie, Wyoming (Bad air quality days)0.04986150.06666670.014044900.008379890.01120450.005464480.002739730.008219180.01095890.01917810.008241760000.008219180.008219180
US Hospital Occupancy Rate (Occupancy Percentage Rate)76.777.769.565.766.168.368.267.866.664.463.462.962.863.66464.164.364.4




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,237 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 636,906,169 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([0.0498615,0.0666667,0.0140449,0,0.00837989,0.0112045,0.00546448,0.00273973,0.00821918,0.0109589,0.0191781,0.00824176,0,0,0,0.00821918,0.00821918,0,])
array_2 = np.array([76.7,77.7,69.5,65.7,66.1,68.3,68.2,67.8,66.6,64.4,63.4,62.9,62.8,63.6,64,64.1,64.3,64.4,])
array_1_name = "Air pollution in Laramie, Wyoming"
array_2_name = "US Hospital Occupancy Rate"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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