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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is How provocative AsapSCIENCE YouTube video titles are and the second variable is FedEx's stock price (FDX).  The chart goes from 2012 to 2023, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

FedEx delivers the provocative video ideas to AsapSCIENCE, creating a buzz and driving up viewership. This boosts ad revenue for the channel, leading to more investors wanting to get in on the FDX action, causing a package of stock price increases.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate a comic-book-style illustration with muted colors and a dotted halftone pattern from the 1960s. Depict a scene where a FedEx delivery truck pulls up outside AsapSCIENCE's office. The truck's doors are swung open, revealing a stack of packages filled with provocative video ideas. As the packages are unloaded, the titles of the videos are visible on their side, catching the eyes of passing investors. In the background, the stock price chart of FedEx (FDX) shows a steady ascent, symbolizing the increased interest and investment in the company. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: How provocative AsapSCIENCE YouTube video titles are and FedEx's stock price (FDX). Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Data cyber art Voxel art An image that looks like it is a scene from 'Star Wars' A comic-book-style illustration with muted colors and a dotted halftone pattern from the 1960s Art nouveau
ChatGPT: A comic-book-style illustration with muted colors and a dotted halftone pattern from the 1960s

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both How provocative AsapSCIENCE YouTube video titles are and FedEx's stock price (FDX), in the following situation: FedEx delivers the provocative video ideas to AsapSCIENCE, creating a buzz and driving up viewership. This boosts ad revenue for the channel, leading to more investors wanting to get in on the FDX action, causing a package of stock price increases.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In the scene, a FedEx delivery truck pulls up outside AsapSCIENCE's office, with a stack of packages filled with provocative video ideas. As the packages are unloaded, the titles of the videos are visible on their side, catching the eyes of the passing investors. On the backdrop, the stock price chart of FedEx (FDX) shows a steady ascent, symbolizing the increased interest and investment in the company.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A comic-book-style illustration with muted colors and a dotted halftone pattern from the 1960s ] and depicting this scene: In the scene, a FedEx delivery truck pulls up outside AsapSCIENCE's office, with a stack of packages filled with provocative video ideas. As the packages are unloaded, the titles of the videos are visible on their side, catching the eyes of the passing investors. On the backdrop, the stock price chart of FedEx (FDX) shows a steady ascent, symbolizing the increased interest and investment in the company. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate a comic-book-style illustration with muted colors and a dotted halftone pattern from the 1960s. Depict a scene where a FedEx delivery truck pulls up outside AsapSCIENCE's office. The truck's doors are swung open, revealing a stack of packages filled with provocative video ideas. As the packages are unloaded, the titles of the videos are visible on their side, catching the eyes of passing investors. In the background, the stock price chart of FedEx (FDX) shows a steady ascent, symbolizing the increased interest and investment in the company. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in How provocative AsapSCIENCE YouTube video titles are caused FedEx's stock price (FDX) to increase. Include one good pun.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Delivering the Goods: Unpacking the Impact of Provocative AsapSCIENCE YouTube Video Titles on FedEx's Stock Price

The Journal of Media Influence and Financial Markets

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between How provocative AsapSCIENCE YouTube video titles are and FedEx's stock price (FDX). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title seem clever.

Your research team used data from AI analysis of YouTube video titles and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8339497 and p < 0.01 for 2012 to 2023.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Delivering the Goods: Unpacking the Impact of Provocative AsapSCIENCE YouTube Video Titles on FedEx's Stock Price"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the often overlooked yet peculiar link between the clickbaity allure of AsapSCIENCE YouTube video titles and the fluctuation of FedEx's stock price. Our team of researchers embarked on this unconventional journey, armed with the latest AI analysis of YouTube video titles and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) data, to unpack the perplexing relationship that might leave viewers scratching their heads, much like a poorly comprehended physics theorem.

Upon analyzing the data for the period from 2012 to 2023, our findings reveal a rather striking correlation coefficient of 0.8339497 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. To put it simply, the connection between the eyebrow-raising video titles and FedEx's stock price is as clear as FDX's iconic purple and orange logo.

Much like an unexpected plot twist in a thriller film, our results pointed to an unexpectedly strong relationship between the two seemingly unrelated factors; it seems the playful science-themed clickbait of AsapSCIENCE manages to hitch a ride on the FedEx delivery truck straight to the stock market. The correlation suggests that as the videos' titles become more tantalizingly provocative, FedEx's stock price mirrors the excitement, soaring to new heights like a biplane in an action movie.

In light of these findings, we offer a new perspective on the influence of non-traditional variables on stock prices, proving that even in the world of economics, laughter and scientific intrigue might just be the most unexpected driving forces behind market movements. Just as a one-liner can turn a frown upside down, our research sheds light on the unexpected whimsicality of the stock market, proving that not all economic theories are a taxing read.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between How provocative AsapSCIENCE YouTube video titles are and FedEx's stock price (FDX). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Delivering the Goods: Unpacking the Impact of Provocative AsapSCIENCE YouTube Video Titles on FedEx's Stock Price"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the often overlooked yet peculiar link between the clickbaity allure of AsapSCIENCE YouTube video titles and the fluctuation of FedEx's stock price. Our team of researchers embarked on this unconventional journey, armed with the latest AI analysis of YouTube video titles and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) data, to unpack the perplexing relationship that might leave viewers scratching their heads, much like a poorly comprehended physics theorem.

Upon analyzing the data for the period from 2012 to 2023, our findings reveal a rather striking correlation coefficient of 0.8339497 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. To put it simply, the connection between the eyebrow-raising video titles and FedEx's stock price is as clear as FDX's iconic purple and orange logo.

Much like an unexpected plot twist in a thriller film, our results pointed to an unexpectedly strong relationship between the two seemingly unrelated factors; it seems the playful science-themed clickbait of AsapSCIENCE manages to hitch a ride on the FedEx delivery truck straight to the stock market. The correlation suggests that as the videos' titles become more tantalizingly provocative, FedEx's stock price mirrors the excitement, soaring to new heights like a biplane in an action movie.

In light of these findings, we offer a new perspective on the influence of non-traditional variables on stock prices, proving that even in the world of economics, laughter and scientific intrigue might just be the most unexpected driving forces behind market movements. Just as a one-liner can turn a frown upside down, our research sheds light on the unexpected whimsicality of the stock market, proving that not all economic theories are a taxing read.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

"Did you hear about the physicist who became a stock market analyst? He found the formula for laughter in the stock market - it's the only thing that compounds without interest." Okay, let's dive into our research on the connection between AsapSCIENCE YouTube video titles and FedEx's stock price, and see if we can bring some levity to the world of finance.

The relationship between seemingly unrelated phenomena has always piqued the curiosity of researchers, much like trying to figure out why the chicken crossed the road - was it for a better investment opportunity? Our study sets out to explore a correlation that might seem as improbable as finding a unicorn in a field of finance reports: the impact of attention-grabbing YouTube video titles on the performance of FedEx's stock, ticker symbol FDX.

As the saying goes, "Why don't we ever tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears." In a similar vein, our research aims to unveil secrets buried beneath the surface, shedding light on the unexpected connections between viral content and market dynamics. The rise of clickbait culture on the internet has brought about a new era of attention-grabbing headlines, much like a magician pulling a rabbit out of a hat, and we aim to uncover the magic behind these captivating titles.

Navigating through uncharted waters, as if we were trying to explain complex economic theories to a toddler, we embarked on this journey armed with the tools of data analysis and statistical inference. Our quest: to unravel the extent to which the whimsical world of AsapSCIENCE video titles influences the movements of the stock market, akin to unraveling a complex riddle at a financial-themed masquerade ball.

As we delve into the heart of this enigmatic relationship, much like deciphering the punchline of a convoluted joke, we aim to bring forth new insights that challenge the traditional notions of market influencers. Because, hey, sometimes the most unexpected connections can turn out to be the punchline that makes the whole room burst into laughter.

In the upcoming sections, we will detail the methodology employed, the data analyzed, and the findings that can captivate the mind of economists and entertain the curious alike. So grab your popcorn and your stock portfolio, because this is going to be a thrilling ride through the uncharted territories of finance and pop culture - a ride that's sure to deliver more than just packages.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between How provocative AsapSCIENCE YouTube video titles are and FedEx's stock price (FDX). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name a few real TV shows that sound like they might be relevant to the topic that you watched as research.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Delivering the Goods: Unpacking the Impact of Provocative AsapSCIENCE YouTube Video Titles on FedEx's Stock Price"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the often overlooked yet peculiar link between the clickbaity allure of AsapSCIENCE YouTube video titles and the fluctuation of FedEx's stock price. Our team of researchers embarked on this unconventional journey, armed with the latest AI analysis of YouTube video titles and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) data, to unpack the perplexing relationship that might leave viewers scratching their heads, much like a poorly comprehended physics theorem.

Upon analyzing the data for the period from 2012 to 2023, our findings reveal a rather striking correlation coefficient of 0.8339497 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. To put it simply, the connection between the eyebrow-raising video titles and FedEx's stock price is as clear as FDX's iconic purple and orange logo.

Much like an unexpected plot twist in a thriller film, our results pointed to an unexpectedly strong relationship between the two seemingly unrelated factors; it seems the playful science-themed clickbait of AsapSCIENCE manages to hitch a ride on the FedEx delivery truck straight to the stock market. The correlation suggests that as the videos' titles become more tantalizingly provocative, FedEx's stock price mirrors the excitement, soaring to new heights like a biplane in an action movie.

In light of these findings, we offer a new perspective on the influence of non-traditional variables on stock prices, proving that even in the world of economics, laughter and scientific intrigue might just be the most unexpected driving forces behind market movements. Just as a one-liner can turn a frown upside down, our research sheds light on the unexpected whimsicality of the stock market, proving that not all economic theories are a taxing read.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
"Did you hear about the physicist who became a stock market analyst? He found the formula for laughter in the stock market - it's the only thing that compounds without interest." Okay, let's dive into our research on the connection between AsapSCIENCE YouTube video titles and FedEx's stock price, and see if we can bring some levity to the world of finance.
The relationship between seemingly unrelated phenomena has always piqued the curiosity of researchers, much like trying to figure out why the chicken crossed the road - was it for a better investment opportunity? Our study sets out to explore a correlation that might seem as improbable as finding a unicorn in a field of finance reports: the impact of attention-grabbing YouTube video titles on the performance of FedEx's stock, ticker symbol FDX.
As the saying goes, "Why don't we ever tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears." In a similar vein, our research aims to unveil secrets buried beneath the surface, shedding light on the unexpected connections between viral content and market dynamics. The rise of clickbait culture on the internet has brought about a new era of attention-grabbing headlines, much like a magician pulling a rabbit out of a hat, and we aim to uncover the magic behind these captivating titles.
Navigating through uncharted waters, as if we were trying to explain complex economic theories to a toddler, we embarked on this journey armed with the tools of data analysis and statistical inference. Our quest: to unravel the extent to which the whimsical world of AsapSCIENCE video titles influences the movements of the stock market, akin to unraveling a complex riddle at a financial-themed masquerade ball.
As we delve into the heart of this enigmatic relationship, much like deciphering the punchline of a convoluted joke, we aim to bring forth new insights that challenge the traditional notions of market influencers. Because, hey, sometimes the most unexpected connections can turn out to be the punchline that makes the whole room burst into laughter.
In the upcoming sections, we will detail the methodology employed, the data analyzed, and the findings that can captivate the mind of economists and entertain the curious alike. So grab your popcorn and your stock portfolio, because this is going to be a thrilling ride through the uncharted territories of finance and pop culture - a ride that's sure to deliver more than just packages.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

In "Smith et al.'s Analysis of Unforeseen Correlations between Social Media Virality and Stock Performance," the authors find peculiar and unexpected connections between social media virality and stock performance, much like finding a kangaroo in a bag of peanuts at the zoo. The study sheds light on the influence of modern-day internet culture on market dynamics, prompting further exploration into seemingly unrelated phenomena that make the finance world scratch its head.

But speaking of scratching heads, let's not overlook the overused yet underappreciated hashtag #FedExLife, because as they say, "What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells." It seems our research has stumbled upon a rather pungent revelation that might just uncover the secrets behind market movements.

In Doe's "The Influence of Modern Viral Content on Stock Market Agility," the researchers echo similar sentiments, highlighting the unforeseen impact of modern viral content on the nimbleness of the stock market. It's almost as if they've found the missing puzzle piece in a game of economic Tetris, revealing that the allure of clickbait titles might just be the elusive "long block" that shapes market trends in a surprising way.

Turning to a more whimsical note, "The Physics of Wall Street" by James Owen Weatherall dabbles in the realm of scientific intrigue and financial wizardry. While not directly related to AsapSCIENCE YouTube titles or FedEx's stock price, the book reminds us that the collision of seemingly disparate worlds can yield unexpected insights, much like discovering a herd of cats in a library.

Similarly, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams presents a world of absurdities and absurdly relevant plot twists. Although the book's relevance may seem lightyears away from our topic, the underlying message stands as a testament to the bizarre nature of interconnectedness. And remember, just like Arthur Dent, we're all hooked on a journey through the bewildering universe of finance and pop culture - with our towel and stock portfolio in tow.

In the realm of TV shows, "Breaking Bad" explores the unexpected consequences of seemingly innocuous actions, much like the far-reaching implications of an attention-grabbing YouTube title on the stock market. Just as Walter White's descent into the drug trade spirals into unforeseen events, the influence of viral content on stock prices may trigger a chain reaction worthy of a nail-biting cliffhanger.

And how can we forget the captivating mysteries of "Stranger Things"? Amidst the eerie happenings in Hawkins, Indiana, the unpredictable nature of the Upside Down universe draws parallels to the uncanny relationship between AsapSCIENCE video titles and stock price movements; after all, who would have thought that a demogorgon could hold the key to understanding stock fluctuations?

Now that we've ventured into the realm of literature and television, let's buckle up for the rollercoaster ride of data analysis and statistical interpretation in the next sections. It's time to unravel the enigma and shed light on a correlation as unexpected as finding a cat in a haystack.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between How provocative AsapSCIENCE YouTube video titles are and FedEx's stock price (FDX). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from AI analysis of YouTube video titles and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) . You used data from 2012 to 2023

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Delivering the Goods: Unpacking the Impact of Provocative AsapSCIENCE YouTube Video Titles on FedEx's Stock Price"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the often overlooked yet peculiar link between the clickbaity allure of AsapSCIENCE YouTube video titles and the fluctuation of FedEx's stock price. Our team of researchers embarked on this unconventional journey, armed with the latest AI analysis of YouTube video titles and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) data, to unpack the perplexing relationship that might leave viewers scratching their heads, much like a poorly comprehended physics theorem.

Upon analyzing the data for the period from 2012 to 2023, our findings reveal a rather striking correlation coefficient of 0.8339497 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. To put it simply, the connection between the eyebrow-raising video titles and FedEx's stock price is as clear as FDX's iconic purple and orange logo.

Much like an unexpected plot twist in a thriller film, our results pointed to an unexpectedly strong relationship between the two seemingly unrelated factors; it seems the playful science-themed clickbait of AsapSCIENCE manages to hitch a ride on the FedEx delivery truck straight to the stock market. The correlation suggests that as the videos' titles become more tantalizingly provocative, FedEx's stock price mirrors the excitement, soaring to new heights like a biplane in an action movie.

In light of these findings, we offer a new perspective on the influence of non-traditional variables on stock prices, proving that even in the world of economics, laughter and scientific intrigue might just be the most unexpected driving forces behind market movements. Just as a one-liner can turn a frown upside down, our research sheds light on the unexpected whimsicality of the stock market, proving that not all economic theories are a taxing read.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
"Did you hear about the physicist who became a stock market analyst? He found the formula for laughter in the stock market - it's the only thing that compounds without interest." Okay, let's dive into our research on the connection between AsapSCIENCE YouTube video titles and FedEx's stock price, and see if we can bring some levity to the world of finance.
The relationship between seemingly unrelated phenomena has always piqued the curiosity of researchers, much like trying to figure out why the chicken crossed the road - was it for a better investment opportunity? Our study sets out to explore a correlation that might seem as improbable as finding a unicorn in a field of finance reports: the impact of attention-grabbing YouTube video titles on the performance of FedEx's stock, ticker symbol FDX.
As the saying goes, "Why don't we ever tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears." In a similar vein, our research aims to unveil secrets buried beneath the surface, shedding light on the unexpected connections between viral content and market dynamics. The rise of clickbait culture on the internet has brought about a new era of attention-grabbing headlines, much like a magician pulling a rabbit out of a hat, and we aim to uncover the magic behind these captivating titles.
Navigating through uncharted waters, as if we were trying to explain complex economic theories to a toddler, we embarked on this journey armed with the tools of data analysis and statistical inference. Our quest: to unravel the extent to which the whimsical world of AsapSCIENCE video titles influences the movements of the stock market, akin to unraveling a complex riddle at a financial-themed masquerade ball.
As we delve into the heart of this enigmatic relationship, much like deciphering the punchline of a convoluted joke, we aim to bring forth new insights that challenge the traditional notions of market influencers. Because, hey, sometimes the most unexpected connections can turn out to be the punchline that makes the whole room burst into laughter.
In the upcoming sections, we will detail the methodology employed, the data analyzed, and the findings that can captivate the mind of economists and entertain the curious alike. So grab your popcorn and your stock portfolio, because this is going to be a thrilling ride through the uncharted territories of finance and pop culture - a ride that's sure to deliver more than just packages.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To unearth the mysterious connection between the tantalizing allure of AsapSCIENCE YouTube video titles and the stock performance of FedEx (FDX), our research team embarked on a journey that could be likened to a group of scientific sleuths unraveling a riddle wrapped in an enigma, though this time the riddle was not "Why did the chicken cross the road?" but rather "Why did the stock price spike?" Armed with the latest tools of data collection and analysis, we set out to decode this captivating conundrum.

Data Collection:
Our data collection process could be likened to a treasure hunt in which we scoured the vast expanse of cyber space, much like a quest for hidden treasures in the digital kingdom. We relied heavily on AI analysis of AsapSCIENCE video titles, utilizing sophisticated algorithms to capture the essence of their clickbait appeal. As for the stock performance data, we turned to the LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) platform, extracting every bit of information with the precision of a skilled archer hitting the bullseye, or in this case, the bull market.

A unique aspect of our data collection strategy involved leveraging the power of time travel, albeit of the digital variety. By accumulating data from 2012 to 2023, we ventured into the past and future of both YouTube clickbait and stock market performance, akin to Marty McFly navigating the space-time continuum. This comprehensive dataset spanning over a decade allowed us to observe how the interplay between the two variables unfolded over time, much like a gripping saga with unexpected plot twists and turns.

Statistical Analysis:
Upon amassing a treasure trove of data, we embarked on the arduous yet exhilarating task of statistical analysis, resembling a team of alchemists attempting to transmute raw data into the gold of profound insights. We sought to quantify the strength and significance of the relationship between AsapSCIENCE video titles and FedEx's stock performance, using correlation coefficients and p-values as our trusty compasses in this intellectual odyssey.

The relationship between the two variables was illuminated through the lens of correlation analysis, akin to shedding light on a cryptic message written in invisible ink. Like the iconic duo of Tom and Jerry, the correlation coefficient and p-value engaged in a playful yet consequential dance, unraveling the intricate dynamics between provocatively titled videos and stock price fluctuations.

By employing advanced statistical methods, we aimed to unveil the hidden patterns and tendencies that governed this intriguing relationship, much like deciphering the clues in a thrilling detective novel – except our mystery revolved around the intersection of science-themed clickbait and market dynamics rather than a classic whodunit.

In the subsequent sections, we will unveil our enticing findings, akin to opening a treasure chest to reveal its glittering contents. Brace yourselves for a rollercoaster ride of statistical wizardry and unexpected revelations that will leave you both intellectually stimulated and humorously entertained, much like a stand-up comedy show for the scholarly mind.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between How provocative AsapSCIENCE YouTube video titles are and FedEx's stock price (FDX). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from AI analysis of YouTube video titles and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) .

For the time period 2012 to 2023, you found a correlation 0.8339497, r-squared of 0.6954721, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Delivering the Goods: Unpacking the Impact of Provocative AsapSCIENCE YouTube Video Titles on FedEx's Stock Price"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the often overlooked yet peculiar link between the clickbaity allure of AsapSCIENCE YouTube video titles and the fluctuation of FedEx's stock price. Our team of researchers embarked on this unconventional journey, armed with the latest AI analysis of YouTube video titles and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) data, to unpack the perplexing relationship that might leave viewers scratching their heads, much like a poorly comprehended physics theorem.

Upon analyzing the data for the period from 2012 to 2023, our findings reveal a rather striking correlation coefficient of 0.8339497 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. To put it simply, the connection between the eyebrow-raising video titles and FedEx's stock price is as clear as FDX's iconic purple and orange logo.

Much like an unexpected plot twist in a thriller film, our results pointed to an unexpectedly strong relationship between the two seemingly unrelated factors; it seems the playful science-themed clickbait of AsapSCIENCE manages to hitch a ride on the FedEx delivery truck straight to the stock market. The correlation suggests that as the videos' titles become more tantalizingly provocative, FedEx's stock price mirrors the excitement, soaring to new heights like a biplane in an action movie.

In light of these findings, we offer a new perspective on the influence of non-traditional variables on stock prices, proving that even in the world of economics, laughter and scientific intrigue might just be the most unexpected driving forces behind market movements. Just as a one-liner can turn a frown upside down, our research sheds light on the unexpected whimsicality of the stock market, proving that not all economic theories are a taxing read.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
"Did you hear about the physicist who became a stock market analyst? He found the formula for laughter in the stock market - it's the only thing that compounds without interest." Okay, let's dive into our research on the connection between AsapSCIENCE YouTube video titles and FedEx's stock price, and see if we can bring some levity to the world of finance.
The relationship between seemingly unrelated phenomena has always piqued the curiosity of researchers, much like trying to figure out why the chicken crossed the road - was it for a better investment opportunity? Our study sets out to explore a correlation that might seem as improbable as finding a unicorn in a field of finance reports: the impact of attention-grabbing YouTube video titles on the performance of FedEx's stock, ticker symbol FDX.
As the saying goes, "Why don't we ever tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears." In a similar vein, our research aims to unveil secrets buried beneath the surface, shedding light on the unexpected connections between viral content and market dynamics. The rise of clickbait culture on the internet has brought about a new era of attention-grabbing headlines, much like a magician pulling a rabbit out of a hat, and we aim to uncover the magic behind these captivating titles.
Navigating through uncharted waters, as if we were trying to explain complex economic theories to a toddler, we embarked on this journey armed with the tools of data analysis and statistical inference. Our quest: to unravel the extent to which the whimsical world of AsapSCIENCE video titles influences the movements of the stock market, akin to unraveling a complex riddle at a financial-themed masquerade ball.
As we delve into the heart of this enigmatic relationship, much like deciphering the punchline of a convoluted joke, we aim to bring forth new insights that challenge the traditional notions of market influencers. Because, hey, sometimes the most unexpected connections can turn out to be the punchline that makes the whole room burst into laughter.
In the upcoming sections, we will detail the methodology employed, the data analyzed, and the findings that can captivate the mind of economists and entertain the curious alike. So grab your popcorn and your stock portfolio, because this is going to be a thrilling ride through the uncharted territories of finance and pop culture - a ride that's sure to deliver more than just packages.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The data analysis for the period spanning from 2012 to 2023 illuminated a remarkably strong correlation between the titillating allure of AsapSCIENCE YouTube video titles and the movement of FedEx's stock price. The Pearson correlation coefficient of 0.8339497 indicates a robust positive relationship, reminiscent of the bond between a dad and his knack for telling groan-inducing puns on cue. The r-squared value of 0.6954721 further reinforces the strength of this connection, akin to the unbreakable bond between a package and the hands of a dedicated FedEx delivery person.

Figure 1 depicts a scatterplot showcasing this noteworthy correlation, where the ascent of provocative video titles aligns harmoniously with the uptick in FedEx's stock price, almost as if the two were choreographed by a comedic maestro conducting a symphony of market movements. This correlation, much like a good dad joke, is hard to miss once it's been pointed out.

The statistical significance of our findings, with a p-value of less than 0.01, underscores the robustness of the observed relationship. This p-value is as low as a hedgehog's limbo pole, highlighting the unlikelihood of these results occurring by chance, much like the improbability of finding a cardboard box in a cat-free zone.

In summary, our research uncovers a connection that might initially seem as unlikely as a penguin deciding to take up skydiving - the unexpected intertwining of science-themed video clickbait and the ebbs and flows of FedEx's stock price. These results, much like a well-timed punchline, add a delightful twist to the traditional understanding of market influences, proving that even in the realm of economics, there's room for some unexpected comedic relief.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between How provocative AsapSCIENCE YouTube video titles are and FedEx's stock price (FDX). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"Delivering the Goods: Unpacking the Impact of Provocative AsapSCIENCE YouTube Video Titles on FedEx's Stock Price"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the often overlooked yet peculiar link between the clickbaity allure of AsapSCIENCE YouTube video titles and the fluctuation of FedEx's stock price. Our team of researchers embarked on this unconventional journey, armed with the latest AI analysis of YouTube video titles and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) data, to unpack the perplexing relationship that might leave viewers scratching their heads, much like a poorly comprehended physics theorem.

Upon analyzing the data for the period from 2012 to 2023, our findings reveal a rather striking correlation coefficient of 0.8339497 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. To put it simply, the connection between the eyebrow-raising video titles and FedEx's stock price is as clear as FDX's iconic purple and orange logo.

Much like an unexpected plot twist in a thriller film, our results pointed to an unexpectedly strong relationship between the two seemingly unrelated factors; it seems the playful science-themed clickbait of AsapSCIENCE manages to hitch a ride on the FedEx delivery truck straight to the stock market. The correlation suggests that as the videos' titles become more tantalizingly provocative, FedEx's stock price mirrors the excitement, soaring to new heights like a biplane in an action movie.

In light of these findings, we offer a new perspective on the influence of non-traditional variables on stock prices, proving that even in the world of economics, laughter and scientific intrigue might just be the most unexpected driving forces behind market movements. Just as a one-liner can turn a frown upside down, our research sheds light on the unexpected whimsicality of the stock market, proving that not all economic theories are a taxing read.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In "Smith et al.'s Analysis of Unforeseen Correlations between Social Media Virality and Stock Performance," the authors find peculiar and unexpected connections between social media virality and stock performance, much like finding a kangaroo in a bag of peanuts at the zoo. The study sheds light on the influence of modern-day internet culture on market dynamics, prompting further exploration into seemingly unrelated phenomena that make the finance world scratch its head.
But speaking of scratching heads, let's not overlook the overused yet underappreciated hashtag #FedExLife, because as they say, "What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells." It seems our research has stumbled upon a rather pungent revelation that might just uncover the secrets behind market movements.
In Doe's "The Influence of Modern Viral Content on Stock Market Agility," the researchers echo similar sentiments, highlighting the unforeseen impact of modern viral content on the nimbleness of the stock market. It's almost as if they've found the missing puzzle piece in a game of economic Tetris, revealing that the allure of clickbait titles might just be the elusive "long block" that shapes market trends in a surprising way.
Turning to a more whimsical note, "The Physics of Wall Street" by James Owen Weatherall dabbles in the realm of scientific intrigue and financial wizardry. While not directly related to AsapSCIENCE YouTube titles or FedEx's stock price, the book reminds us that the collision of seemingly disparate worlds can yield unexpected insights, much like discovering a herd of cats in a library.
Similarly, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams presents a world of absurdities and absurdly relevant plot twists. Although the book's relevance may seem lightyears away from our topic, the underlying message stands as a testament to the bizarre nature of interconnectedness. And remember, just like Arthur Dent, we're all hooked on a journey through the bewildering universe of finance and pop culture - with our towel and stock portfolio in tow.
In the realm of TV shows, "Breaking Bad" explores the unexpected consequences of seemingly innocuous actions, much like the far-reaching implications of an attention-grabbing YouTube title on the stock market. Just as Walter White's descent into the drug trade spirals into unforeseen events, the influence of viral content on stock prices may trigger a chain reaction worthy of a nail-biting cliffhanger.
And how can we forget the captivating mysteries of "Stranger Things"? Amidst the eerie happenings in Hawkins, Indiana, the unpredictable nature of the Upside Down universe draws parallels to the uncanny relationship between AsapSCIENCE video titles and stock price movements; after all, who would have thought that a demogorgon could hold the key to understanding stock fluctuations?
Now that we've ventured into the realm of literature and television, let's buckle up for the rollercoaster ride of data analysis and statistical interpretation in the next sections. It's time to unravel the enigma and shed light on a correlation as unexpected as finding a cat in a haystack.

[[RESULTS]]
The data analysis for the period spanning from 2012 to 2023 illuminated a remarkably strong correlation between the titillating allure of AsapSCIENCE YouTube video titles and the movement of FedEx's stock price. The Pearson correlation coefficient of 0.8339497 indicates a robust positive relationship, reminiscent of the bond between a dad and his knack for telling groan-inducing puns on cue. The r-squared value of 0.6954721 further reinforces the strength of this connection, akin to the unbreakable bond between a package and the hands of a dedicated FedEx delivery person.
Figure 1 depicts a scatterplot showcasing this noteworthy correlation, where the ascent of provocative video titles aligns harmoniously with the uptick in FedEx's stock price, almost as if the two were choreographed by a comedic maestro conducting a symphony of market movements. This correlation, much like a good dad joke, is hard to miss once it's been pointed out.
The statistical significance of our findings, with a p-value of less than 0.01, underscores the robustness of the observed relationship. This p-value is as low as a hedgehog's limbo pole, highlighting the unlikelihood of these results occurring by chance, much like the improbability of finding a cardboard box in a cat-free zone.
In summary, our research uncovers a connection that might initially seem as unlikely as a penguin deciding to take up skydiving - the unexpected intertwining of science-themed video clickbait and the ebbs and flows of FedEx's stock price. These results, much like a well-timed punchline, add a delightful twist to the traditional understanding of market influences, proving that even in the realm of economics, there's room for some unexpected comedic relief.

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

Our findings not only validate but also extend the existing literature that teases apart the mystical dance between modern-day internet clickbait and stock market fluctuations. As Smith et al. (2020) aptly illustrated, the impact of social media virality on stock performance is akin to stumbling upon a kangaroo in a bag of peanuts at the zoo - surprising, perplexing, but undeniably real. Similarly, our study unearths the unexpected connection between AsapSCIENCE's tantalizing titles and FedEx's stock price movements, painting a picture as vivid and unexpected as a unicorn sighting in a crowded city.

Doe's (2018) exploration of the influence of modern viral content on stock market agility echoes our findings, almost like discovering the last Tetris block to complete a line. The allure and unexpected impact of clickbait titles, as demonstrated by our results, are indeed the elusive "long block" that shapes market trends in a manner as surprising as the punchline of a classic dad joke.

The unexpectedly strong correlation coefficient of 0.8339497, akin to the unwavering bond between a dad and his puns, reflects the robustness of the relationship between AsapSCIENCE video titles and FedEx's stock price. This relationship, much like a well-rehearsed dad joke, becomes more evident and undeniable the more you delve into it - it's as clear as day, just like a well-constructed pun.

Our study not only sheds new light on the whimsical interconnectedness between seemingly unrelated variables but also highlights the relevance and applicability of interdisciplinary insights, much like how "The Physics of Wall Street" managed to envelop realms of scientific intrigue and financial dynamics. The unexpected connection we unearthed, although as unlikely as a penguin taking up skydiving, presents a wonderful opportunity to further explore the nuanced interactions between pop culture, humor, and economic dynamics.

In essence, our findings present a narrative as engaging and unforeseen as a plot twist in a thriller novel, weaving together the seemingly disparate worlds of YouTube clickbait and stock market performance. With a touch of unexpected comedic relief, our research underlines the potential impact of non-traditional variables on market movements, proving that in the realm of economics, there's always room for a well-timed punchline or an offbeat correlation much like a dad joke in a serious conversation.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between How provocative AsapSCIENCE YouTube video titles are and FedEx's stock price (FDX). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"Delivering the Goods: Unpacking the Impact of Provocative AsapSCIENCE YouTube Video Titles on FedEx's Stock Price"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper delves into the often overlooked yet peculiar link between the clickbaity allure of AsapSCIENCE YouTube video titles and the fluctuation of FedEx's stock price. Our team of researchers embarked on this unconventional journey, armed with the latest AI analysis of YouTube video titles and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) data, to unpack the perplexing relationship that might leave viewers scratching their heads, much like a poorly comprehended physics theorem.

Upon analyzing the data for the period from 2012 to 2023, our findings reveal a rather striking correlation coefficient of 0.8339497 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. To put it simply, the connection between the eyebrow-raising video titles and FedEx's stock price is as clear as FDX's iconic purple and orange logo.

Much like an unexpected plot twist in a thriller film, our results pointed to an unexpectedly strong relationship between the two seemingly unrelated factors; it seems the playful science-themed clickbait of AsapSCIENCE manages to hitch a ride on the FedEx delivery truck straight to the stock market. The correlation suggests that as the videos' titles become more tantalizingly provocative, FedEx's stock price mirrors the excitement, soaring to new heights like a biplane in an action movie.

In light of these findings, we offer a new perspective on the influence of non-traditional variables on stock prices, proving that even in the world of economics, laughter and scientific intrigue might just be the most unexpected driving forces behind market movements. Just as a one-liner can turn a frown upside down, our research sheds light on the unexpected whimsicality of the stock market, proving that not all economic theories are a taxing read.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
"Did you hear about the physicist who became a stock market analyst? He found the formula for laughter in the stock market - it's the only thing that compounds without interest." Okay, let's dive into our research on the connection between AsapSCIENCE YouTube video titles and FedEx's stock price, and see if we can bring some levity to the world of finance.
The relationship between seemingly unrelated phenomena has always piqued the curiosity of researchers, much like trying to figure out why the chicken crossed the road - was it for a better investment opportunity? Our study sets out to explore a correlation that might seem as improbable as finding a unicorn in a field of finance reports: the impact of attention-grabbing YouTube video titles on the performance of FedEx's stock, ticker symbol FDX.
As the saying goes, "Why don't we ever tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears." In a similar vein, our research aims to unveil secrets buried beneath the surface, shedding light on the unexpected connections between viral content and market dynamics. The rise of clickbait culture on the internet has brought about a new era of attention-grabbing headlines, much like a magician pulling a rabbit out of a hat, and we aim to uncover the magic behind these captivating titles.
Navigating through uncharted waters, as if we were trying to explain complex economic theories to a toddler, we embarked on this journey armed with the tools of data analysis and statistical inference. Our quest: to unravel the extent to which the whimsical world of AsapSCIENCE video titles influences the movements of the stock market, akin to unraveling a complex riddle at a financial-themed masquerade ball.
As we delve into the heart of this enigmatic relationship, much like deciphering the punchline of a convoluted joke, we aim to bring forth new insights that challenge the traditional notions of market influencers. Because, hey, sometimes the most unexpected connections can turn out to be the punchline that makes the whole room burst into laughter.
In the upcoming sections, we will detail the methodology employed, the data analyzed, and the findings that can captivate the mind of economists and entertain the curious alike. So grab your popcorn and your stock portfolio, because this is going to be a thrilling ride through the uncharted territories of finance and pop culture - a ride that's sure to deliver more than just packages.

[[RESULTS]]
The data analysis for the period spanning from 2012 to 2023 illuminated a remarkably strong correlation between the titillating allure of AsapSCIENCE YouTube video titles and the movement of FedEx's stock price. The Pearson correlation coefficient of 0.8339497 indicates a robust positive relationship, reminiscent of the bond between a dad and his knack for telling groan-inducing puns on cue. The r-squared value of 0.6954721 further reinforces the strength of this connection, akin to the unbreakable bond between a package and the hands of a dedicated FedEx delivery person.
Figure 1 depicts a scatterplot showcasing this noteworthy correlation, where the ascent of provocative video titles aligns harmoniously with the uptick in FedEx's stock price, almost as if the two were choreographed by a comedic maestro conducting a symphony of market movements. This correlation, much like a good dad joke, is hard to miss once it's been pointed out.
The statistical significance of our findings, with a p-value of less than 0.01, underscores the robustness of the observed relationship. This p-value is as low as a hedgehog's limbo pole, highlighting the unlikelihood of these results occurring by chance, much like the improbability of finding a cardboard box in a cat-free zone.
In summary, our research uncovers a connection that might initially seem as unlikely as a penguin deciding to take up skydiving - the unexpected intertwining of science-themed video clickbait and the ebbs and flows of FedEx's stock price. These results, much like a well-timed punchline, add a delightful twist to the traditional understanding of market influences, proving that even in the realm of economics, there's room for some unexpected comedic relief.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our study sheds light on the surprising link between the whimsical world of AsapSCIENCE video titles and the fluctuations in FedEx's stock price. The robust correlation coefficient of 0.8339497 and the statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 point to a connection as unmissable as a neon sign in a blackout comedy club.

Like the delivery of a punchline, the ascent of provocative video titles coincides with the uptick in FedEx's stock price, forming a bond stronger than a dad's penchant for puns. It's as if each tantalizing title acts as a catalyst, propelling FDX's stock price to new heights, much like a Boeing 747 reaching for the skies.

Our findings highlight the humorous and unexpected influences that permeate the world of economics, proving that even in the stock market, there's room for a good joke or two. As the old saying goes, "Why don't economists ever play hide and seek? Because good luck trying to find the invisible hand."

In light of these results, it's clear that no further research is needed in this area. It appears that the scientific intrigue and laughter-infused video titles hold more sway over the stock market than we ever thought possible. This research might even inspire some economists to incorporate more dad jokes into their discussions of market trends. After all, there's always room for a little laughter, even in the serious world of finance.

So, let's consider this case closed, much like the lid of a perfectly delivered package.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Delivering the Goods: Unpacking the Impact of Provocative AsapSCIENCE YouTube Video Titles on FedEx's Stock Price. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Media Influence and Financial Markets


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Delivering the Goods: Unpacking the Impact of Provocative AsapSCIENCE YouTube Video Titles on FedEx's Stock Price. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Institute for Social Media and Securities Analysis


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Delivering the Goods: Unpacking the Impact of Provocative AsapSCIENCE YouTube Video Titles on FedEx's Stock Price with an abstract of This paper delves into the often overlooked yet peculiar link between the clickbaity allure of AsapSCIENCE YouTube video titles and the fluctuation of FedEx's stock price. Our team of researchers embarked on this unconventional journey, armed with the latest AI analysis of YouTube video titles and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) data, to unpack the perplexing relationship that might leave viewers scratching their heads, much like a poorly comprehended physics theorem.
Upon analyzing the data for the period from 2012 to 2023, our findings reveal a rather striking correlation coefficient of 0.8339497 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. To put it simply, the connection between the eyebrow-raising video titles and FedEx's stock price is as clear as FDX's iconic purple and orange logo.
Much like an unexpected plot twist in a thriller film, our results pointed to an unexpectedly strong relationship between the two seemingly unrelated factors; it seems the playful science-themed clickbait of AsapSCIENCE manages to hitch a ride on the FedEx delivery truck straight to the stock market. The correlation suggests that as the videos' titles become more tantalizingly provocative, FedEx's stock price mirrors the excitement, soaring to new heights like a biplane in an action movie.
In light of these findings, we offer a new perspective on the influence of non-traditional variables on stock prices, proving that even in the world of economics, laughter and scientific intrigue might just be the most unexpected driving forces behind market movements. Just as a one-liner can turn a frown upside down, our research sheds light on the unexpected whimsicality of the stock market, proving that not all economic theories are a taxing read.

ChatGPT:

AsapSCIENCE, YouTube video titles, clickbait, FedEx stock price, AI analysis, LSEG Analytics, correlation coefficient, p-value, non-traditional variables, stock market, economics, market movements, provocation, AsapSCIENCE YouTube, stock price correlation, market influence, scientific intrigue, economic theories, YouTube video clickbait, FedEx stock, stock price fluctuations

*There is a bunch of Python happening behind the scenes to turn this prompt sequence into a PDF.



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Data details

How provocative AsapSCIENCE YouTube video titles are
Detailed data title: How provocative AsapSCIENCE YouTube video titles are, as rated by an AI.
Source: AI analysis of YouTube video titles
Additional Info: I asked a large language model, 'On a scale of 1-10, how _______ do you think this YouTube video title is?' for every video.

See what else correlates with How provocative AsapSCIENCE YouTube video titles are

FedEx's stock price (FDX)
Detailed data title: Opening price of FedEx (FDX) on the first trading day of the year
Source: LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv)
Additional Info: Via Microsoft Excel Stockhistory function

See what else correlates with FedEx's stock price (FDX)

Correlation r = 0.8339497 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.6954721 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 69.5% of the change in the one variable (i.e., FedEx's stock price (FDX)) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., How provocative AsapSCIENCE YouTube video titles are) over the 12 years from 2012 through 2023.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 0.00075. 0.0007469862326273948000000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.83 in 0.075% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 1,339 random variables Which I absolutely did.
with the same 11 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 11 because we have two variables measured over a period of 12 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.5, 0.95 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
201220132014201520162017201820192020202120222023
How provocative AsapSCIENCE YouTube video titles are (Provacative score)44.21954.28214.64444.38644.54175.11324.40744.2554.5664.871
FedEx's stock price (FDX) (Stock price)85.4793.46142.9173.78146.41186.57250.83158.52152.42260.4259.8174.97




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,237 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 636,906,169 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([4,4.2195,4.2821,4.6444,4.3864,4.5417,5.1132,4.4074,4.25,5,4.566,4.871,])
array_2 = np.array([85.47,93.46,142.9,173.78,146.41,186.57,250.83,158.52,152.42,260.4,259.8,174.97,])
array_1_name = "How provocative AsapSCIENCE YouTube video titles are"
array_2_name = "FedEx's stock price (FDX)"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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