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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Bachelor's degrees awarded in Psychology and the second variable is Sales of LP/Vinyl Albums.  The chart goes from 2012 to 2021, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As the number of Psychology graduates rose, so did the demand for soothing music to calm the nerves. These graduates were likely to Freudian slip into stressful situations, creating a high demand for groovy tunes. It seems like all they needed was a little extra Skinner box set to keep their spirits up!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image where the cozy interior of a record store is depicted with warm, inviting lighting and colorful vinyl album covers. In the foreground, a stack of Bachelor's degrees in Psychology is neatly arranged on a shelf, adorned with a calming blue ribbon. The LP/Vinyl albums on the adjacent shelf feature vibrant artwork and soothing titles, drawing customers eager to browse and find relaxation in the music. As the number of psychology degrees increases, more customers are seen exploring the store, creating an atmosphere of tranquility and connection between the search for soothing tunes and the graduates seeking solace. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Bachelor's degrees awarded in Psychology and Sales of LP/Vinyl Albums. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Vaporwave Steampunk An image that looks like it is a scene from a Pixar movie A TIME magazine cover image A scene from Skyrim
ChatGPT: A TIME magazine cover image

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Bachelor's degrees awarded in Psychology and Sales of LP/Vinyl Albums, in the following situation: As the number of Psychology graduates rose, so did the demand for soothing music to calm the nerves. These graduates were likely to Freudian slip into stressful situations, creating a high demand for groovy tunes. It seems like all they needed was a little extra Skinner box set to keep their spirits up!. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a cozy record store, a stack of Bachelor's degrees in Psychology stands next to a shelf filled with LP/Vinyl albums. The psychology degrees are arranged neatly with a calming blue ribbon, while the vinyl albums showcase vibrant artwork and soothing titles. As the number of psychology degrees increases, more customers are seen browsing through the record store, looking for groovy tunes to help them unwind and de-stress. The soothing music seems to be in high demand, perfectly complementing the psychology graduates' quest for tranquility.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A TIME magazine cover image ] and depicting this scene: In a cozy record store, a stack of Bachelor's degrees in Psychology stands next to a shelf filled with LP/Vinyl albums. The psychology degrees are arranged neatly with a calming blue ribbon, while the vinyl albums showcase vibrant artwork and soothing titles. As the number of psychology degrees increases, more customers are seen browsing through the record store, looking for groovy tunes to help them unwind and de-stress. The soothing music seems to be in high demand, perfectly complementing the psychology graduates' quest for tranquility. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image where the cozy interior of a record store is depicted with warm, inviting lighting and colorful vinyl album covers. In the foreground, a stack of Bachelor's degrees in Psychology is neatly arranged on a shelf, adorned with a calming blue ribbon. The LP/Vinyl albums on the adjacent shelf feature vibrant artwork and soothing titles, drawing customers eager to browse and find relaxation in the music. As the number of psychology degrees increases, more customers are seen exploring the store, creating an atmosphere of tranquility and connection between the search for soothing tunes and the graduates seeking solace.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Bachelor's degrees awarded in Psychology caused Sales of LP/Vinyl Albums to increase. Include one good pun.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
The Psychedelic Sales Effect: Exploring the Relationship between Bachelor's Degrees in Psychology and Vinyl Album Sales

Journal of Experimental Psychonomics

Feb 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Psychology and Sales of LP/Vinyl Albums. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title punny if you can come up with clever pun. If not, just make it sound clever.

Your research team used data from National Center for Education Statistics and Statista to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9035049 and p < 0.01 for 2012 to 2021.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
The Psychedelic Sales Effect: Exploring the Relationship between Bachelor's Degrees in Psychology and Vinyl Album Sales

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper delves into the curious connection between the number of bachelor's degrees awarded in psychology and the sales of LP/vinyl albums. We certainly didn't start this study with a "psychedelic" agenda, but as our team delved into the data, we uncovered a surprising correlation that seems to suggest a strong relationship between the two variables. We used rigorous statistical methods and data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Statista to analyze the trend from 2012 to 2021, and to our excitement, we found a strikingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9035049 with a p-value less than 0.01.

The results present a curious juxtaposition: while one might think that the rise of digital streaming and the Spotify generation would dampen interest in physical music formats like vinyl, our findings suggest that the increased pursuit of knowledge in psychology may actually be positively influencing the resurgence of vinyl album sales. We cannot help but theorize about the possibility of psychology graduates analyzing the psyche of vinyl enthusiasts, or perhaps the soothing sounds of classic albums providing therapeutic relief for those immersed in the study of the mind. This truly gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "psychedelic sales effect." We invite the academic community to further explore this unexpected connection and perhaps dig into the psychology of music consumption in the vinyl era.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Psychology and Sales of LP/Vinyl Albums. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Psychedelic Sales Effect: Exploring the Relationship between Bachelor's Degrees in Psychology and Vinyl Album Sales

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper delves into the curious connection between the number of bachelor's degrees awarded in psychology and the sales of LP/vinyl albums. We certainly didn't start this study with a "psychedelic" agenda, but as our team delved into the data, we uncovered a surprising correlation that seems to suggest a strong relationship between the two variables. We used rigorous statistical methods and data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Statista to analyze the trend from 2012 to 2021, and to our excitement, we found a strikingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9035049 with a p-value less than 0.01.

The results present a curious juxtaposition: while one might think that the rise of digital streaming and the Spotify generation would dampen interest in physical music formats like vinyl, our findings suggest that the increased pursuit of knowledge in psychology may actually be positively influencing the resurgence of vinyl album sales. We cannot help but theorize about the possibility of psychology graduates analyzing the psyche of vinyl enthusiasts, or perhaps the soothing sounds of classic albums providing therapeutic relief for those immersed in the study of the mind. This truly gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "psychedelic sales effect." We invite the academic community to further explore this unexpected connection and perhaps dig into the psychology of music consumption in the vinyl era.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The field of psychology has always been an enigmatic realm, delving into the depths of the human psyche in search of answers to life's most perplexing questions. On the other hand, the world of music sales has faced its own set of mysteries, particularly with the resurgence of vinyl albums in the age of digital streaming. One might think these two domains have little in common, aside from perhaps the occasional psychology-themed album from a prog-rock band. However, what if we were to tell you there's a potential correlation between the number of psychology bachelor's degrees awarded and the sales of LP/vinyl albums?

Certainly, it sounds like a stretch, but as we dove into the depths of this peculiar nexus, we unearthed a connection that may surprise even the most astute of researchers. Not to get too Freudian on you, but it seems there's a certain "psychedelic" effect at play here. We assure you, we didn't embark on this investigation with the intent to craft puns about "psycho-sales" or "vinyl-therapy" - but as it turns out, the data led us down this groovy path.

The "Psychedelic Sales Effect," as we fondly call it, hints at a rather unlikely relationship between these two seemingly disparate domains. We used a range of statistical methods and data sources to analyze trends from 2012 to 2021, and to our sheer delight, we stumbled upon a correlation coefficient of 0.9035049. Now, if that doesn't make your inner statistician do a little shimmy, we don't know what will. Add to that a p-value less than 0.01, and we have ourselves a statistical stunner, folks.

One intriguing aspect of our findings is the apparent contradiction it presents. In an era dominated by the convenience of streaming services and digital downloads, one might expect vinyl sales to be gathering dust in the attic of musical history. However, our data suggests that the pursuit of knowledge in the field of psychology might actually be keeping the turntables spinning and the vinyl racks stocked. Who would have thought that the study of the human mind might have an influence on the collective taste for analog music formats?

As we traverse the juncture of psychology and music, we can't help but ponder the possible scenarios that led to this unexpected convergence. Could it be that psychology graduates are engaging in in-depth analyses of the psychological underpinnings of vinyl aficionados? Or perhaps the sounds of classic albums are providing a therapeutic respite for those delving deep into the labyrinth of the human mind.

In the pages that follow, we invite you to join us in unraveling this peculiar connection and dive into the psychology of music consumption in the vinyl era. It's high time we explore the territory where academic inquiry meets musical passion. So fasten your seatbelts, folks, as we embark on this far-out journey into the Psychedelic Sales Effect!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Psychology and Sales of LP/Vinyl Albums. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name some cartoons and childrens' shows that you watched that are related to the topic.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Psychedelic Sales Effect: Exploring the Relationship between Bachelor's Degrees in Psychology and Vinyl Album Sales

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper delves into the curious connection between the number of bachelor's degrees awarded in psychology and the sales of LP/vinyl albums. We certainly didn't start this study with a "psychedelic" agenda, but as our team delved into the data, we uncovered a surprising correlation that seems to suggest a strong relationship between the two variables. We used rigorous statistical methods and data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Statista to analyze the trend from 2012 to 2021, and to our excitement, we found a strikingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9035049 with a p-value less than 0.01.

The results present a curious juxtaposition: while one might think that the rise of digital streaming and the Spotify generation would dampen interest in physical music formats like vinyl, our findings suggest that the increased pursuit of knowledge in psychology may actually be positively influencing the resurgence of vinyl album sales. We cannot help but theorize about the possibility of psychology graduates analyzing the psyche of vinyl enthusiasts, or perhaps the soothing sounds of classic albums providing therapeutic relief for those immersed in the study of the mind. This truly gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "psychedelic sales effect." We invite the academic community to further explore this unexpected connection and perhaps dig into the psychology of music consumption in the vinyl era.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The field of psychology has always been an enigmatic realm, delving into the depths of the human psyche in search of answers to life's most perplexing questions. On the other hand, the world of music sales has faced its own set of mysteries, particularly with the resurgence of vinyl albums in the age of digital streaming. One might think these two domains have little in common, aside from perhaps the occasional psychology-themed album from a prog-rock band. However, what if we were to tell you there's a potential correlation between the number of psychology bachelor's degrees awarded and the sales of LP/vinyl albums?
Certainly, it sounds like a stretch, but as we dove into the depths of this peculiar nexus, we unearthed a connection that may surprise even the most astute of researchers. Not to get too Freudian on you, but it seems there's a certain "psychedelic" effect at play here. We assure you, we didn't embark on this investigation with the intent to craft puns about "psycho-sales" or "vinyl-therapy" - but as it turns out, the data led us down this groovy path.
The "Psychedelic Sales Effect," as we fondly call it, hints at a rather unlikely relationship between these two seemingly disparate domains. We used a range of statistical methods and data sources to analyze trends from 2012 to 2021, and to our sheer delight, we stumbled upon a correlation coefficient of 0.9035049. Now, if that doesn't make your inner statistician do a little shimmy, we don't know what will. Add to that a p-value less than 0.01, and we have ourselves a statistical stunner, folks.
One intriguing aspect of our findings is the apparent contradiction it presents. In an era dominated by the convenience of streaming services and digital downloads, one might expect vinyl sales to be gathering dust in the attic of musical history. However, our data suggests that the pursuit of knowledge in the field of psychology might actually be keeping the turntables spinning and the vinyl racks stocked. Who would have thought that the study of the human mind might have an influence on the collective taste for analog music formats?
As we traverse the juncture of psychology and music, we can't help but ponder the possible scenarios that led to this unexpected convergence. Could it be that psychology graduates are engaging in in-depth analyses of the psychological underpinnings of vinyl aficionados? Or perhaps the sounds of classic albums are providing a therapeutic respite for those delving deep into the labyrinth of the human mind.
In the pages that follow, we invite you to join us in unraveling this peculiar connection and dive into the psychology of music consumption in the vinyl era. It's high time we explore the territory where academic inquiry meets musical passion. So fasten your seatbelts, folks, as we embark on this far-out journey into the Psychedelic Sales Effect!

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The investigation into the unlikely unison of psychology bachelor's degrees and vinyl album sales has stirred a wave of intrigue within the academic community. Initial skepticisms were swiftly dispelled as the data revealed an unexpected correlation that seemed to defy conventional wisdom. While the connection may seem as perplexing as deciphering the lyrics of a Pink Floyd album, the evidence speaks for itself, prompting a deeper dive into related literature. Smith and Doe (2016) first shed light on the emergence of bizarre correlations in their study on "Unconventional Links Between Educational Attainment and Consumer Behavior." Little did they know that their findings would foreshadow the peculiar union we now explore.

Jones (2018) delved into the resurgence of vinyl albums in the digital age in his seminal work, "Spinning Back: The Vinyl Revival." In recounting the unique renaissance of vinyl, Jones hinted at enigmatic forces at play, but never did he contemplate the influence of academic pursuits on this phenomenon. This juxtaposition of psychology and music sales appeared to be as incongruous as studying the mating habits of unicorns, yet here we are, ready to untangle this perplexing entwining of disciplines.

As we transition from the serious realms of academic scrutiny to the realms of non-fiction and fiction intertwined with our research, it's important to acknowledge the depth of confusion and incredulity this improbable relationship has sparked. Dereck R. Cunnin's "The Psychology of Music: Sound Minds, Sound Souls" provides a serious exploration of the intricate bonds between psychology and music, but even Cunnin could not have predicted the bizarre alliance our research has unveiled. On the more fictional side, "Psychoanalysis of Vinyl: A Tale of Two Turntables" by E. J. Vinylman spins a whimsical yarn that, albeit far-fetched, resonates with the essence of our unexpected findings.

In the vein of lighthearted incursions, we cannot overlook the influence of childhood cartoons and shows that have subtly shaped our understanding of psychology and music. The psychedelic exploits of Scooby-Doo and the Mystery Inc. gang, as well as the enigmatic musings of The Magic School Bus, have ingrained a sense of curiosity and wonder that mirrors the unorthodox union we explore. Who would have thought that the whimsy of animated entertainment might inadvertently prepare us for the peculiar "psychedelic sales effect"?

In the spirit of debunking the conventional and embracing the inexplicable, we wade into the waters of absurdity, armed with statistical rigor and a penchant for the unexpected. As we journey into the heart of the Psychedelic Sales Effect, we invite you to join us in this enthralling expedition, where the boundaries of logic and whimsy blur like misty grooves on a vinyl record.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Psychology and Sales of LP/Vinyl Albums. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National Center for Education Statistics and Statista . You used data from 2012 to 2021

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Psychedelic Sales Effect: Exploring the Relationship between Bachelor's Degrees in Psychology and Vinyl Album Sales

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper delves into the curious connection between the number of bachelor's degrees awarded in psychology and the sales of LP/vinyl albums. We certainly didn't start this study with a "psychedelic" agenda, but as our team delved into the data, we uncovered a surprising correlation that seems to suggest a strong relationship between the two variables. We used rigorous statistical methods and data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Statista to analyze the trend from 2012 to 2021, and to our excitement, we found a strikingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9035049 with a p-value less than 0.01.

The results present a curious juxtaposition: while one might think that the rise of digital streaming and the Spotify generation would dampen interest in physical music formats like vinyl, our findings suggest that the increased pursuit of knowledge in psychology may actually be positively influencing the resurgence of vinyl album sales. We cannot help but theorize about the possibility of psychology graduates analyzing the psyche of vinyl enthusiasts, or perhaps the soothing sounds of classic albums providing therapeutic relief for those immersed in the study of the mind. This truly gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "psychedelic sales effect." We invite the academic community to further explore this unexpected connection and perhaps dig into the psychology of music consumption in the vinyl era.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The field of psychology has always been an enigmatic realm, delving into the depths of the human psyche in search of answers to life's most perplexing questions. On the other hand, the world of music sales has faced its own set of mysteries, particularly with the resurgence of vinyl albums in the age of digital streaming. One might think these two domains have little in common, aside from perhaps the occasional psychology-themed album from a prog-rock band. However, what if we were to tell you there's a potential correlation between the number of psychology bachelor's degrees awarded and the sales of LP/vinyl albums?
Certainly, it sounds like a stretch, but as we dove into the depths of this peculiar nexus, we unearthed a connection that may surprise even the most astute of researchers. Not to get too Freudian on you, but it seems there's a certain "psychedelic" effect at play here. We assure you, we didn't embark on this investigation with the intent to craft puns about "psycho-sales" or "vinyl-therapy" - but as it turns out, the data led us down this groovy path.
The "Psychedelic Sales Effect," as we fondly call it, hints at a rather unlikely relationship between these two seemingly disparate domains. We used a range of statistical methods and data sources to analyze trends from 2012 to 2021, and to our sheer delight, we stumbled upon a correlation coefficient of 0.9035049. Now, if that doesn't make your inner statistician do a little shimmy, we don't know what will. Add to that a p-value less than 0.01, and we have ourselves a statistical stunner, folks.
One intriguing aspect of our findings is the apparent contradiction it presents. In an era dominated by the convenience of streaming services and digital downloads, one might expect vinyl sales to be gathering dust in the attic of musical history. However, our data suggests that the pursuit of knowledge in the field of psychology might actually be keeping the turntables spinning and the vinyl racks stocked. Who would have thought that the study of the human mind might have an influence on the collective taste for analog music formats?
As we traverse the juncture of psychology and music, we can't help but ponder the possible scenarios that led to this unexpected convergence. Could it be that psychology graduates are engaging in in-depth analyses of the psychological underpinnings of vinyl aficionados? Or perhaps the sounds of classic albums are providing a therapeutic respite for those delving deep into the labyrinth of the human mind.
In the pages that follow, we invite you to join us in unraveling this peculiar connection and dive into the psychology of music consumption in the vinyl era. It's high time we explore the territory where academic inquiry meets musical passion. So fasten your seatbelts, folks, as we embark on this far-out journey into the Psychedelic Sales Effect!

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

Data Collection:
Our research team embarked on a digital treasure hunt spanning the vast expanse of the internet for data on bachelor's degrees awarded in psychology and sales of LP/vinyl albums. We scavenged through the hallowed halls of the National Center for Education Statistics and the statistical treasure troves of Statista to procure datasets covering the years 2012 to 2021. To ensure the reliability and veracity of the data, we cast a discerning eye over a range of reputable sources to capture the most comprehensive and accurate representation of our variables of interest.

Statistical Analysis:
Once we had amassed our troves of data, we set sail on the tumultuous seas of statistical analysis. We subjected the datasets to rigorous scrutiny, employing a multitude of statistical methods to tease out the relationship between the number of psychology bachelor's degrees awarded and the sales of vinyl albums. From simple linear regression to blisteringly complex multivariate models, our statistical arsenal was as varied as it was formidable. With bated breath and trembling fingers, we awaited the graceful emergence of correlation coefficients and p-values that would unveil the connection we sought.

Correlation Coefficients and P-Values:
Ah, the humble correlation coefficient - a measure so simple in its essence, yet so profound in its implications. Our statistical escapades unearthed a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.9035049, a figure that elicited gasps of astonishment from our research team. With a p-value less than 0.01, our findings solidified into a magnificent edifice of statistical significance. The sheer delight that bubbled within us upon this revelation was akin to discovering a rare, hidden track on a prized vinyl album. It was at that moment we knew - we were onto something truly groovy.

Ethical Considerations:
Amidst our fervent pursuit of correlation, we remained steadfastly mindful of the ethical underpinnings of research conduct. Our data handling practices adhered to the stern guidelines of research ethics, ensuring the protection of privacy and confidentiality for all individuals and institutions involved. We operated with the utmost integrity and transparency, steadfastly avoiding any temptation to make clandestine sales of our statistical wares.

Limitations:
As with any undertaking, our research was not without its limitations. The data, though meticulously curated, was subject to the capricious whims of the digital realm. In addition, our statistical models, while valiant in their endeavors, could only offer glimpses into the complex interplay between psychology bachelor's degrees and vinyl album sales. Nevertheless, these limitations served as poignant reminders of the intricate tapestry of research, replete with its imperfections and unknowns.

In conclusion, our methodology was a symphonic fusion of data sorcery, statistical wizardry, and ethical mindfulness. With our findings now unfurled before us, we eagerly invite the academic fraternity to join us in unraveling the mesmerizing enigma of the Psychedelic Sales Effect.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Psychology and Sales of LP/Vinyl Albums. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National Center for Education Statistics and Statista .

For the time period 2012 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.9035049, r-squared of 0.8163211, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Psychedelic Sales Effect: Exploring the Relationship between Bachelor's Degrees in Psychology and Vinyl Album Sales

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper delves into the curious connection between the number of bachelor's degrees awarded in psychology and the sales of LP/vinyl albums. We certainly didn't start this study with a "psychedelic" agenda, but as our team delved into the data, we uncovered a surprising correlation that seems to suggest a strong relationship between the two variables. We used rigorous statistical methods and data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Statista to analyze the trend from 2012 to 2021, and to our excitement, we found a strikingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9035049 with a p-value less than 0.01.

The results present a curious juxtaposition: while one might think that the rise of digital streaming and the Spotify generation would dampen interest in physical music formats like vinyl, our findings suggest that the increased pursuit of knowledge in psychology may actually be positively influencing the resurgence of vinyl album sales. We cannot help but theorize about the possibility of psychology graduates analyzing the psyche of vinyl enthusiasts, or perhaps the soothing sounds of classic albums providing therapeutic relief for those immersed in the study of the mind. This truly gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "psychedelic sales effect." We invite the academic community to further explore this unexpected connection and perhaps dig into the psychology of music consumption in the vinyl era.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The field of psychology has always been an enigmatic realm, delving into the depths of the human psyche in search of answers to life's most perplexing questions. On the other hand, the world of music sales has faced its own set of mysteries, particularly with the resurgence of vinyl albums in the age of digital streaming. One might think these two domains have little in common, aside from perhaps the occasional psychology-themed album from a prog-rock band. However, what if we were to tell you there's a potential correlation between the number of psychology bachelor's degrees awarded and the sales of LP/vinyl albums?
Certainly, it sounds like a stretch, but as we dove into the depths of this peculiar nexus, we unearthed a connection that may surprise even the most astute of researchers. Not to get too Freudian on you, but it seems there's a certain "psychedelic" effect at play here. We assure you, we didn't embark on this investigation with the intent to craft puns about "psycho-sales" or "vinyl-therapy" - but as it turns out, the data led us down this groovy path.
The "Psychedelic Sales Effect," as we fondly call it, hints at a rather unlikely relationship between these two seemingly disparate domains. We used a range of statistical methods and data sources to analyze trends from 2012 to 2021, and to our sheer delight, we stumbled upon a correlation coefficient of 0.9035049. Now, if that doesn't make your inner statistician do a little shimmy, we don't know what will. Add to that a p-value less than 0.01, and we have ourselves a statistical stunner, folks.
One intriguing aspect of our findings is the apparent contradiction it presents. In an era dominated by the convenience of streaming services and digital downloads, one might expect vinyl sales to be gathering dust in the attic of musical history. However, our data suggests that the pursuit of knowledge in the field of psychology might actually be keeping the turntables spinning and the vinyl racks stocked. Who would have thought that the study of the human mind might have an influence on the collective taste for analog music formats?
As we traverse the juncture of psychology and music, we can't help but ponder the possible scenarios that led to this unexpected convergence. Could it be that psychology graduates are engaging in in-depth analyses of the psychological underpinnings of vinyl aficionados? Or perhaps the sounds of classic albums are providing a therapeutic respite for those delving deep into the labyrinth of the human mind.
In the pages that follow, we invite you to join us in unraveling this peculiar connection and dive into the psychology of music consumption in the vinyl era. It's high time we explore the territory where academic inquiry meets musical passion. So fasten your seatbelts, folks, as we embark on this far-out journey into the Psychedelic Sales Effect!

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The analysis of the data amassed from the National Center for Education Statistics and Statista unveiled a correlation coefficient of 0.9035049 between the number of bachelor's degrees awarded in psychology and the sales of LP/vinyl albums over the period of 2012 to 2021. This correlation suggests a strong positive relationship, indicating that as the number of psychology degrees awarded increased, so did the sales of vinyl albums. The r-squared value of 0.8163211 further reinforces the robustness of this relationship.

Fig. 1 depicts a scatterplot illustrating the compelling correlation between these two seemingly incongruous variables, confirming the strength of the Psychedelic Sales Effect. Puzzle-hunters and enigma enthusiasts alike will revel in the powerful puzzle-plot connection that we've uncovered.

It's truly remarkable how a field focused on unraveling the complexities of the human mind, collided, if you will, with the resurgence of vinyl records. Who would have thought that the study of human behavior and the appreciation of elongated play music would harmonize in such a melodious manner? Perhaps a catchy tune or two emerged from this serendipitous encounter.

In essence, our findings provoke an ongoing conversation regarding the intersection of psychology and music sales, leading us to ponder the potential psychological underpinnings of vinyl enthusiasts and the potentially therapeutic effects of classic albums. As we reflect on the results, we can't help but see the groovy potential for future research and the need to delve deeper into this "psychedelic" phenomenon. Let's turn up the volume on this discovery and allow the Psychedelic Sales Effect to become a harmonious chord in the symphony of cross-disciplinary exploration.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Psychology and Sales of LP/Vinyl Albums. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
The Psychedelic Sales Effect: Exploring the Relationship between Bachelor's Degrees in Psychology and Vinyl Album Sales

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper delves into the curious connection between the number of bachelor's degrees awarded in psychology and the sales of LP/vinyl albums. We certainly didn't start this study with a "psychedelic" agenda, but as our team delved into the data, we uncovered a surprising correlation that seems to suggest a strong relationship between the two variables. We used rigorous statistical methods and data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Statista to analyze the trend from 2012 to 2021, and to our excitement, we found a strikingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9035049 with a p-value less than 0.01.

The results present a curious juxtaposition: while one might think that the rise of digital streaming and the Spotify generation would dampen interest in physical music formats like vinyl, our findings suggest that the increased pursuit of knowledge in psychology may actually be positively influencing the resurgence of vinyl album sales. We cannot help but theorize about the possibility of psychology graduates analyzing the psyche of vinyl enthusiasts, or perhaps the soothing sounds of classic albums providing therapeutic relief for those immersed in the study of the mind. This truly gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "psychedelic sales effect." We invite the academic community to further explore this unexpected connection and perhaps dig into the psychology of music consumption in the vinyl era.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The investigation into the unlikely unison of psychology bachelor's degrees and vinyl album sales has stirred a wave of intrigue within the academic community. Initial skepticisms were swiftly dispelled as the data revealed an unexpected correlation that seemed to defy conventional wisdom. While the connection may seem as perplexing as deciphering the lyrics of a Pink Floyd album, the evidence speaks for itself, prompting a deeper dive into related literature. Smith and Doe (2016) first shed light on the emergence of bizarre correlations in their study on "Unconventional Links Between Educational Attainment and Consumer Behavior." Little did they know that their findings would foreshadow the peculiar union we now explore.
Jones (2018) delved into the resurgence of vinyl albums in the digital age in his seminal work, "Spinning Back: The Vinyl Revival." In recounting the unique renaissance of vinyl, Jones hinted at enigmatic forces at play, but never did he contemplate the influence of academic pursuits on this phenomenon. This juxtaposition of psychology and music sales appeared to be as incongruous as studying the mating habits of unicorns, yet here we are, ready to untangle this perplexing entwining of disciplines.
As we transition from the serious realms of academic scrutiny to the realms of non-fiction and fiction intertwined with our research, it's important to acknowledge the depth of confusion and incredulity this improbable relationship has sparked. Dereck R. Cunnin's "The Psychology of Music: Sound Minds, Sound Souls" provides a serious exploration of the intricate bonds between psychology and music, but even Cunnin could not have predicted the bizarre alliance our research has unveiled. On the more fictional side, "Psychoanalysis of Vinyl: A Tale of Two Turntables" by E. J. Vinylman spins a whimsical yarn that, albeit far-fetched, resonates with the essence of our unexpected findings.
In the vein of lighthearted incursions, we cannot overlook the influence of childhood cartoons and shows that have subtly shaped our understanding of psychology and music. The psychedelic exploits of Scooby-Doo and the Mystery Inc. gang, as well as the enigmatic musings of The Magic School Bus, have ingrained a sense of curiosity and wonder that mirrors the unorthodox union we explore. Who would have thought that the whimsy of animated entertainment might inadvertently prepare us for the peculiar "psychedelic sales effect"?
In the spirit of debunking the conventional and embracing the inexplicable, we wade into the waters of absurdity, armed with statistical rigor and a penchant for the unexpected. As we journey into the heart of the Psychedelic Sales Effect, we invite you to join us in this enthralling expedition, where the boundaries of logic and whimsy blur like misty grooves on a vinyl record.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the data amassed from the National Center for Education Statistics and Statista unveiled a correlation coefficient of 0.9035049 between the number of bachelor's degrees awarded in psychology and the sales of LP/vinyl albums over the period of 2012 to 2021. This correlation suggests a strong positive relationship, indicating that as the number of psychology degrees awarded increased, so did the sales of vinyl albums. The r-squared value of 0.8163211 further reinforces the robustness of this relationship.
Fig. 1 depicts a scatterplot illustrating the compelling correlation between these two seemingly incongruous variables, confirming the strength of the Psychedelic Sales Effect. Puzzle-hunters and enigma enthusiasts alike will revel in the powerful puzzle-plot connection that we've uncovered.
It's truly remarkable how a field focused on unraveling the complexities of the human mind, collided, if you will, with the resurgence of vinyl records. Who would have thought that the study of human behavior and the appreciation of elongated play music would harmonize in such a melodious manner? Perhaps a catchy tune or two emerged from this serendipitous encounter.
In essence, our findings provoke an ongoing conversation regarding the intersection of psychology and music sales, leading us to ponder the potential psychological underpinnings of vinyl enthusiasts and the potentially therapeutic effects of classic albums. As we reflect on the results, we can't help but see the groovy potential for future research and the need to delve deeper into this "psychedelic" phenomenon. Let's turn up the volume on this discovery and allow the Psychedelic Sales Effect to become a harmonious chord in the symphony of cross-disciplinary exploration.

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

The results of our study have produced a melodic tune of statistical harmony, revealing a robust correlation between the number of bachelor's degrees awarded in psychology and the sales of LP/vinyl albums. Our findings not only confirm the unexpected connection between these seemingly incongruous variables but also align with the peculiar insights of prior scholars who, quite unintentionally, sowed the seeds of curiosity about this unique rapport.

One cannot help but recall the whimsical speculations of Smith and Doe (2016), who first hinted at the existence of unconventional links between educational attainment and consumer behavior. Little did they know that their musings would presage our dive into the perplexing union of psychology degrees and vinyl album sales. Similarly, Jones (2018) eloquently expounded on the resurgence of vinyl albums in the digital age, laying the groundwork for our exploration of the uncharted territories of the Psychedelic Sales Effect.

The statistical robustness of our correlation coefficient of 0.9035049, mirrored by an r-squared value of 0.8163211, firmly reinforces the whimsical but substantial nature of our findings, providing empirical validation for the lighthearted and zany entanglement of psychology and music sales. This unexpected link, akin to unraveling the mystique of a Pink Floyd concept album, has emerged as a legitimate avenue for thoughtful and rigorous exploration, dispelling initial skepticism and laying to rest any suspicion that this curious alliance was nothing more than an academic prank.

Through the lens of statistical analysis, our study has offered a symphonic serenade to the academic community, resonating with our unexpected predecessors and breathing life into the whimsical notions previously dismissed as flights of fancy. As we further dissect the implications of this data, we find ourselves bathed in the warm glow of an intriguing hypothesis: could the study of psychology be influencing the phenomenon of vinyl album sales, or perhaps the soothing sounds of classic albums be providing therapeutic relief for psychology enthusiasts? These questions, while perhaps seemingly farcical at first glance, deserve earnest discussion and robust investigation.

The Psychedelic Sales Effect, with its enigmatic allure and statistical fortitude, beckons us to traverse the boundaries of logic and whimsy, beckoning scholars from various disciplines to immerse themselves in this fascinating crossover. Thus, the results of our study not only affirm the existence of this unlikely union between psychology and vinyl album sales but also pave the way for further exploration, inviting researchers to delve deeper into this gripping and, dare we say, groovy phenomenon. Let's keep the needle on the record spinning as we dance along the crossroads of psychology and music consumption, for who knows what delightful melodies and quirky insights await our discovery?


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Bachelor's degrees awarded in Psychology and Sales of LP/Vinyl Albums. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
The Psychedelic Sales Effect: Exploring the Relationship between Bachelor's Degrees in Psychology and Vinyl Album Sales

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper delves into the curious connection between the number of bachelor's degrees awarded in psychology and the sales of LP/vinyl albums. We certainly didn't start this study with a "psychedelic" agenda, but as our team delved into the data, we uncovered a surprising correlation that seems to suggest a strong relationship between the two variables. We used rigorous statistical methods and data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Statista to analyze the trend from 2012 to 2021, and to our excitement, we found a strikingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9035049 with a p-value less than 0.01.

The results present a curious juxtaposition: while one might think that the rise of digital streaming and the Spotify generation would dampen interest in physical music formats like vinyl, our findings suggest that the increased pursuit of knowledge in psychology may actually be positively influencing the resurgence of vinyl album sales. We cannot help but theorize about the possibility of psychology graduates analyzing the psyche of vinyl enthusiasts, or perhaps the soothing sounds of classic albums providing therapeutic relief for those immersed in the study of the mind. This truly gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "psychedelic sales effect." We invite the academic community to further explore this unexpected connection and perhaps dig into the psychology of music consumption in the vinyl era.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The field of psychology has always been an enigmatic realm, delving into the depths of the human psyche in search of answers to life's most perplexing questions. On the other hand, the world of music sales has faced its own set of mysteries, particularly with the resurgence of vinyl albums in the age of digital streaming. One might think these two domains have little in common, aside from perhaps the occasional psychology-themed album from a prog-rock band. However, what if we were to tell you there's a potential correlation between the number of psychology bachelor's degrees awarded and the sales of LP/vinyl albums?
Certainly, it sounds like a stretch, but as we dove into the depths of this peculiar nexus, we unearthed a connection that may surprise even the most astute of researchers. Not to get too Freudian on you, but it seems there's a certain "psychedelic" effect at play here. We assure you, we didn't embark on this investigation with the intent to craft puns about "psycho-sales" or "vinyl-therapy" - but as it turns out, the data led us down this groovy path.
The "Psychedelic Sales Effect," as we fondly call it, hints at a rather unlikely relationship between these two seemingly disparate domains. We used a range of statistical methods and data sources to analyze trends from 2012 to 2021, and to our sheer delight, we stumbled upon a correlation coefficient of 0.9035049. Now, if that doesn't make your inner statistician do a little shimmy, we don't know what will. Add to that a p-value less than 0.01, and we have ourselves a statistical stunner, folks.
One intriguing aspect of our findings is the apparent contradiction it presents. In an era dominated by the convenience of streaming services and digital downloads, one might expect vinyl sales to be gathering dust in the attic of musical history. However, our data suggests that the pursuit of knowledge in the field of psychology might actually be keeping the turntables spinning and the vinyl racks stocked. Who would have thought that the study of the human mind might have an influence on the collective taste for analog music formats?
As we traverse the juncture of psychology and music, we can't help but ponder the possible scenarios that led to this unexpected convergence. Could it be that psychology graduates are engaging in in-depth analyses of the psychological underpinnings of vinyl aficionados? Or perhaps the sounds of classic albums are providing a therapeutic respite for those delving deep into the labyrinth of the human mind.
In the pages that follow, we invite you to join us in unraveling this peculiar connection and dive into the psychology of music consumption in the vinyl era. It's high time we explore the territory where academic inquiry meets musical passion. So fasten your seatbelts, folks, as we embark on this far-out journey into the Psychedelic Sales Effect!

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the data amassed from the National Center for Education Statistics and Statista unveiled a correlation coefficient of 0.9035049 between the number of bachelor's degrees awarded in psychology and the sales of LP/vinyl albums over the period of 2012 to 2021. This correlation suggests a strong positive relationship, indicating that as the number of psychology degrees awarded increased, so did the sales of vinyl albums. The r-squared value of 0.8163211 further reinforces the robustness of this relationship.
Fig. 1 depicts a scatterplot illustrating the compelling correlation between these two seemingly incongruous variables, confirming the strength of the Psychedelic Sales Effect. Puzzle-hunters and enigma enthusiasts alike will revel in the powerful puzzle-plot connection that we've uncovered.
It's truly remarkable how a field focused on unraveling the complexities of the human mind, collided, if you will, with the resurgence of vinyl records. Who would have thought that the study of human behavior and the appreciation of elongated play music would harmonize in such a melodious manner? Perhaps a catchy tune or two emerged from this serendipitous encounter.
In essence, our findings provoke an ongoing conversation regarding the intersection of psychology and music sales, leading us to ponder the potential psychological underpinnings of vinyl enthusiasts and the potentially therapeutic effects of classic albums. As we reflect on the results, we can't help but see the groovy potential for future research and the need to delve deeper into this "psychedelic" phenomenon. Let's turn up the volume on this discovery and allow the Psychedelic Sales Effect to become a harmonious chord in the symphony of cross-disciplinary exploration.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our research has undeniably highlighted the unexpectedly groovy connection between bachelor's degrees awarded in psychology and the sales of LP/vinyl albums. Our findings have added an intriguing twist to the psychological and musical realms, making us wonder if Sigmund Freud had a hidden stash of psychedelic vinyls. As we wrap up this study, we can't help but marvel at the harmonious chord struck between these two seemingly disparate areas.

The correlation coefficient of 0.9035049 has left us positively spinning like a well-loved vinyl on a turntable. It's clear that the allure of psychology and the nostalgia of vinyl albums form a symphony of unexpected harmony, proving that some connections are more than just a needle in a haystack.

As we bid adieu to this peculiar nexus, we implore the academic community to acknowledge the kaleidoscopic potential of cross-disciplinary exploration. Still, we assert that no more research is needed in this area. Let this study be a unique record in the hit parade of offbeat academic inquiries.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited The Psychedelic Sales Effect: Exploring the Relationship between Bachelor's Degrees in Psychology and Vinyl Album Sales. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

Journal of Experimental Psychonomics


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited The Psychedelic Sales Effect: Exploring the Relationship between Bachelor's Degrees in Psychology and Vinyl Album Sales. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Society for Cognitive Harmonic Resonance and Economic Phenomena Tracking (SCHREPT)


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled The Psychedelic Sales Effect: Exploring the Relationship between Bachelor's Degrees in Psychology and Vinyl Album Sales with an abstract of This research paper delves into the curious connection between the number of bachelor's degrees awarded in psychology and the sales of LP/vinyl albums. We certainly didn't start this study with a "psychedelic" agenda, but as our team delved into the data, we uncovered a surprising correlation that seems to suggest a strong relationship between the two variables. We used rigorous statistical methods and data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Statista to analyze the trend from 2012 to 2021, and to our excitement, we found a strikingly high correlation coefficient of 0.9035049 with a p-value less than 0.01.
The results present a curious juxtaposition: while one might think that the rise of digital streaming and the Spotify generation would dampen interest in physical music formats like vinyl, our findings suggest that the increased pursuit of knowledge in psychology may actually be positively influencing the resurgence of vinyl album sales. We cannot help but theorize about the possibility of psychology graduates analyzing the psyche of vinyl enthusiasts, or perhaps the soothing sounds of classic albums providing therapeutic relief for those immersed in the study of the mind. This truly gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "psychedelic sales effect." We invite the academic community to further explore this unexpected connection and perhaps dig into the psychology of music consumption in the vinyl era.

ChatGPT:

bachelor's degrees in psychology, vinyl album sales, correlation, National Center for Education Statistics, Statista, psychology graduates, psychological impact of music, vinyl album resurgence, digital streaming, Spotify generation, music consumption psychology

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Data details

Bachelor's degrees awarded in Psychology
Detailed data title: Bachelor's degrees conferred by postsecondary institutions, in field of study: Psychology
Source: National Center for Education Statistics
See what else correlates with Bachelor's degrees awarded in Psychology

Sales of LP/Vinyl Albums
Source: Statista
See what else correlates with Sales of LP/Vinyl Albums

Correlation r = 0.9035049 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.8163211 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 81.6% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Sales of LP/Vinyl Albums) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Bachelor's degrees awarded in Psychology) over the 10 years from 2012 through 2021.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 0.00034. 0.0003371331201134793000000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.9 in 0.034% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 2,966 random variables Which I absolutely did.
with the same 9 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 9 because we have two variables measured over a period of 10 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.64, 0.98 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2012201320142015201620172018201920202021
Bachelor's degrees awarded in Psychology (Degrees awarded)109099114446117312117573117447116859116436116550119989126944
Sales of LP/Vinyl Albums (Units)46000006100000920000011900000131000001432000016800000188400002150000041700000




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,237 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 636,906,169 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([109099,114446,117312,117573,117447,116859,116436,116550,119989,126944,])
array_2 = np.array([4600000,6100000,9200000,11900000,13100000,14320000,16800000,18840000,21500000,41700000,])
array_1_name = "Bachelor's degrees awarded in Psychology"
array_2_name = "Sales of LP/Vinyl Albums"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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