Introduction


Page 3: Hot dogs and fiction books


Page 5: Cheese and bedsheet deaths


Page 7: Margarine and Maine divorces


Page 9: Chicken and paper


Page 11: McDonald's satisfaction and deaths by choking


Page 13: Tea and lawnmowers


Page 15: Beef lighting


Page 17: Taco bell and oil


Page 19: Garfield and potatoes


Page 21: Fish and KFC


Page 23: Soybeans and email spam


Page 25: McDonald's and non-edible fishery product


Page 27: Tree nuts and Domino's pizza


Page 29: Brad Pitt and ice cream


Page 31: Shrimp and sharp glass


Page 33: Tuna and Canadian CO2


Page 35: Fats, oils, and VCRs


Page 37: Milk and vinyl


Page 41: Undergrads and televisions falling


Page 43: CompSci and comic books


Page 45: Bees and Russian nukes


Page 47: Sharknadoes


Page 49: Science funding and suicides


Page 51: Spelling bees and spiders


Page 53: Law books and bikes


Page 55: Biology PhDs and cafeteria food


Page 57: Engineers and string cheese


Page 59: Philosophy books and bored lawyers


Page 61: Sociology and space launches


Page 63: Ozone and bridges


Page 65: Herbs and bankruptcy


Page 67: Landscaping and cigarette smoking


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Page 71: High schoolers and sour cream


Page 73: Engineering and World of Warcraft


Page 75: Hurricanes and draft picks


Page 77: Harvard and Valentines day pet gifts


Page 79: Stats tests and chlamydia rates


Page 83: Dads and Disney


Page 85: Nuclear pregnancies


Page 87: Pets and liquor sales


Page 89: Religion and drownings


Page 91: Days of our Lives and death row


Page 93: Cataclysmic f*cks


Page 95: Symphonies and pot


Page 97: Kentucky marriages and fishing boats


Page 99: Alcohol and bridges


Page 101: Literature and hangings


Page 103: Big Bang and Argentina


Page 105: UFOs and imprisonment


Page 107: Basketball and fireballs


Page 109: American Idol and New Hampshire UFOs


Page 111: Texting vs. the Postal Service


Page 113: Two and a Half Men and the stock exchange


Page 115: Best Oscar and the West Nile


Page 117: Sex and unemployment


Page 121: Cruise revenue and piracy


Page 123: Gas prices and Texan lawyers


Page 125: Victoria's Secret and cigarettes


Page 127: Basketball and breweries


Page 129: Christmas gifts and drug arrests


Page 131: Space LEGOs


Page 133: Pizza and hackers


Page 135: Cosmo and coal


Page 137: Krispy Kreme and minivans


Page 139: Video games and Mass. UFOs


Page 141: Shoes and Everest


Page 143: Facebook and wind power


Page 145: Harleys and fertility


Page 147: German cars and UFO cigars


Page 149: Canada and postcards


Page 151: BINGO and houseplants


Page 153: Pandora and Yankees batters


Page 155: Microsoft and PACs


Page 157: Oil and travel books


Page 161: Bruce Willis and exploding boilers


Page 163: Rachel Weisz and pajamas


Page 165: Ben Affleck and pesticides


Page 167: Kobe Bryant and immigration


Page 169: Morgan Freeman and nose surgery


Page 171: JLaw and ɐıןɐɹʇsnɐ


Page 173: Natalie Portman and Christmas trees


Page 175: Nic Cage and swimming pool drownings


Page 177: Drew Brees and airline complaints


Page 179: Chris Evans and earthquakes


Page 181: Lionel Messi and Marvel


Page 183: Harrison Ford and patents


Page 185: Liam Neeson and Walmart


Page 187: LeBron James and crocodiles


Page 189: Keira Knightly and king crab