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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Total seasons Darren Fletcher played for Manchester United and the second variable is Jet fuel used in Iraq.  The chart goes from 2003 to 2019, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

Every time Darren Fletcher played, he generated such intense friction on the field that it inadvertently sparked an increase in demand for jet fuel in Iraq to keep up with the fiery energy! It's like he was literally playing with fire, igniting a whole new level of fuel consumption. It's a case of Fletcher's fiery tactics leading to sky-high jet fuel usage in a truly unexpected assist off the pitch!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Prompt: Generate an image that merges sci-fi fantasy with real-world elements. Depict a scene where a giant scoreboard displays the increasing number of Manchester United home game tickets sold. As the seasons Darren Fletcher played for Manchester United rise, more tickets are sold, and the stadium atmosphere becomes electric. Meanwhile, in the background, a military aircraft is being refueled in Iraq, with the amount of jet fuel pumped correlating to the rise in ticket sales. The energy and excitement from the football games inexplicably fuels the need for jet fuel, creating an otherworldly connection between the two distant events. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the situation described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here is a situation: The increase in total seasons Darren Fletcher played for Manchester United directly correlates with the rise in jet fuel used in Iraq due to the little-known phenomenon of "Football Fumes." As more seasons passed, the energy and excitement generated by Fletcher's presence on the field somehow translated into increased jet fuel consumption thousands of miles away.. Given that situation, which of the following image descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand and the tone of the explanation. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Magic realism An image that looks like it is a scene from 'Star Wars' a Polaroid photo Sci-fi fantacy Psychedelic
ChatGPT: Sci-fi fantasy

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated and the explanation described. Do not reference graphs or charts; describe physical objects.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that depicts the following situation. Keep the description simple. The increase in total seasons Darren Fletcher played for Manchester United directly correlates with the rise in jet fuel used in Iraq due to the little-known phenomenon of "Football Fumes." As more seasons passed, the energy and excitement generated by Fletcher's presence on the field somehow translated into increased jet fuel consumption thousands of miles away.
ChatGPT: Imagine a scene where the number of Manchester United home game tickets sold is displayed on a giant scoreboard. As the number of seasons Darren Fletcher played for Manchester United increases, more tickets are sold, and the excitement in the stadium is palpable. In the background, a military aircraft is being refueled in Iraq, with an increasing amount of jet fuel being pumped into its tanks correlating with the rise in ticket sales at the stadium. The energy and enthusiasm from the football games seems to inexplicably fuel the need for jet fuel halfway across the world.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Sci-fi fantasy ] and depicting this scene: Imagine a scene where the number of Manchester United home game tickets sold is displayed on a giant scoreboard. As the number of seasons Darren Fletcher played for Manchester United increases, more tickets are sold, and the excitement in the stadium is palpable. In the background, a military aircraft is being refueled in Iraq, with an increasing amount of jet fuel being pumped into its tanks correlating with the rise in ticket sales at the stadium. The energy and enthusiasm from the football games seems to inexplicably fuel the need for jet fuel halfway across the world. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Prompt: Generate an image that merges sci-fi fantasy with real-world elements. Depict a scene where a giant scoreboard displays the increasing number of Manchester United home game tickets sold. As the seasons Darren Fletcher played for Manchester United rise, more tickets are sold, and the stadium atmosphere becomes electric. Meanwhile, in the background, a military aircraft is being refueled in Iraq, with the amount of jet fuel pumped correlating to the rise in ticket sales. The energy and excitement from the football games inexplicably fuels the need for jet fuel, creating an otherworldly connection between the two distant events.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Total seasons Darren Fletcher played for Manchester United caused Jet fuel used in Iraq to increase. Add a funny one-liner at the end.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Fueling the Fire: The Curious Connection Between Darren Fletcher's Career at Manchester United and Jet Fuel Consumption in Iraq

The Journal of Sports History and Energy Economics

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Total seasons Darren Fletcher played for Manchester United and Jet fuel used in Iraq. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title a clever pun.

Your research team used data from Wikipedia and Energy Information Administration to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.7648990 and p < 0.01 for 2003 to 2019.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Fueling the Fire: The Curious Connection Between Darren Fletcher's Career at Manchester United and Jet Fuel Consumption in Iraq

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the unexpected and seemingly inexplicable link between the total number of seasons Darren Fletcher played for Manchester United and the quantity of jet fuel used in Iraq. Utilizing data from Wikipedia and the Energy Information Administration, our research team meticulously analyzed this curious relationship and uncovered some truly surprising findings.

Our analysis revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.7648990 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the time period spanning from 2003 to 2019. This indicates a strong positive association between the two variables, defying conventional wisdom and prompting further investigation.

Darren Fletcher may have been known for his midfield prowess, but it seems his impact extended far beyond the football pitch and somehow managed to influence jet fuel consumption in a distant land. In the words of a classic dad joke, it appears that his playing career truly "took off" in more ways than one. This unlikely connection serves as a testament to the unpredictability of real-world data and the potential for unexpected discoveries in the most unlikely of places.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Total seasons Darren Fletcher played for Manchester United and Jet fuel used in Iraq. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Fueling the Fire: The Curious Connection Between Darren Fletcher's Career at Manchester United and Jet Fuel Consumption in Iraq

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the unexpected and seemingly inexplicable link between the total number of seasons Darren Fletcher played for Manchester United and the quantity of jet fuel used in Iraq. Utilizing data from Wikipedia and the Energy Information Administration, our research team meticulously analyzed this curious relationship and uncovered some truly surprising findings.

Our analysis revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.7648990 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the time period spanning from 2003 to 2019. This indicates a strong positive association between the two variables, defying conventional wisdom and prompting further investigation.

Darren Fletcher may have been known for his midfield prowess, but it seems his impact extended far beyond the football pitch and somehow managed to influence jet fuel consumption in a distant land. In the words of a classic dad joke, it appears that his playing career truly "took off" in more ways than one. This unlikely connection serves as a testament to the unpredictability of real-world data and the potential for unexpected discoveries in the most unlikely of places.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

As scientists, we are constantly reminded that the world is full of mysterious and inexplicable phenomena. Some may argue that science is simply a method for finding out why something didn't happen, while others contend that the pursuit of knowledge is like a pun, a play on words. It is precisely this spirit of curiosity and a dash of humor that led us to investigate the peculiar relationship between the total seasons Darren Fletcher played for Manchester United and the amount of jet fuel used in Iraq.

If we may indulge in a quick jest, as we set out on this research journey, we couldn't help but wonder whether there was a "fuel"proof connection between the performance of a beloved footballer and the kerosene that powers jets! It's not every day that one gets to combine the realms of sports and international fuel consumption in a single study, but as they say, statistics don't lie – they're just misunderstood sometimes.

While Darren Fletcher showcased his talents on the pitch, another game seemingly unfolded in the background, with jet fuel consumption in Iraq serving as an unlikely, yet intriguing player in this cosmic theatre. If this were a dad joke, we'd say it's a bit "plane" to see the link between a footballer and aviation fuel, but as researchers, we couldn't just "wing it" and had to dig deep into the data to uncover the truth.

Our investigation sought to answer the question: Is there a discernible connection between the duration of Fletcher's career at Manchester United and the quantity of jet fuel utilized in the skies above Iraq? The premise may sound far-fetched, but sometimes, as they say in the scientific community, truth is stranger than friction (or is it fiction?).

So, let's buckle up, because this study takes flight into an unexpected realm where seemingly unrelated variables collide like two wayward aircraft. The statistical analysis uncovers surprising results that will open new avenues for further exploration and dare we say, elevate the conversation to new heights – pun intended!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Total seasons Darren Fletcher played for Manchester United and Jet fuel used in Iraq. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then cite some social media posts you read that seem to be related.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Fueling the Fire: The Curious Connection Between Darren Fletcher's Career at Manchester United and Jet Fuel Consumption in Iraq

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the unexpected and seemingly inexplicable link between the total number of seasons Darren Fletcher played for Manchester United and the quantity of jet fuel used in Iraq. Utilizing data from Wikipedia and the Energy Information Administration, our research team meticulously analyzed this curious relationship and uncovered some truly surprising findings.

Our analysis revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.7648990 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the time period spanning from 2003 to 2019. This indicates a strong positive association between the two variables, defying conventional wisdom and prompting further investigation.

Darren Fletcher may have been known for his midfield prowess, but it seems his impact extended far beyond the football pitch and somehow managed to influence jet fuel consumption in a distant land. In the words of a classic dad joke, it appears that his playing career truly "took off" in more ways than one. This unlikely connection serves as a testament to the unpredictability of real-world data and the potential for unexpected discoveries in the most unlikely of places.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
As scientists, we are constantly reminded that the world is full of mysterious and inexplicable phenomena. Some may argue that science is simply a method for finding out why something didn't happen, while others contend that the pursuit of knowledge is like a pun, a play on words. It is precisely this spirit of curiosity and a dash of humor that led us to investigate the peculiar relationship between the total seasons Darren Fletcher played for Manchester United and the amount of jet fuel used in Iraq.
If we may indulge in a quick jest, as we set out on this research journey, we couldn't help but wonder whether there was a "fuel"proof connection between the performance of a beloved footballer and the kerosene that powers jets! It's not every day that one gets to combine the realms of sports and international fuel consumption in a single study, but as they say, statistics don't lie – they're just misunderstood sometimes.
While Darren Fletcher showcased his talents on the pitch, another game seemingly unfolded in the background, with jet fuel consumption in Iraq serving as an unlikely, yet intriguing player in this cosmic theatre. If this were a dad joke, we'd say it's a bit "plane" to see the link between a footballer and aviation fuel, but as researchers, we couldn't just "wing it" and had to dig deep into the data to uncover the truth.
Our investigation sought to answer the question: Is there a discernible connection between the duration of Fletcher's career at Manchester United and the quantity of jet fuel utilized in the skies above Iraq? The premise may sound far-fetched, but sometimes, as they say in the scientific community, truth is stranger than friction (or is it fiction?).
So, let's buckle up, because this study takes flight into an unexpected realm where seemingly unrelated variables collide like two wayward aircraft. The statistical analysis uncovers surprising results that will open new avenues for further exploration and dare we say, elevate the conversation to new heights – pun intended!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The relationship between seemingly disparate variables has long perplexed researchers, prompting a reevaluation of traditional assumptions and challenging the boundaries of our understanding. In the study by Smith et al., "The Interplay of Unexpected Correlations in Contemporary Data Analysis," the authors find that unconventional pairings can often yield unexpected insights, akin to unearthing a hidden punchline in a complex joke.

Jones and Doe further contribute to this discourse in their work "Unconventional Associations: Exploring Nonlinear Connections in Diverse Data Sets," where they highlight the potential for uncovering meaningful connections in data that may initially appear unrelated, much like stumbling upon a dad joke in the midst of a serious conversation.

However, as we delve into the little-explored territory of the relationship between Manchester United footballer Darren Fletcher and jet fuel consumption in Iraq, we are reminded of the words from "Jet Fuel Economics: A Comprehensive Analysis" by A. AvGas, which states, "In the realm of fuel consumption analysis, every seemingly unrelated factor must be scrutinized – even if it involves unexpected partnerships akin to an intellectual match made in heaven or in this case, the skies above Iraq."

Simultaneously, "The Physics of Football: A Kick in the Data" by L. Leather provides a unique perspective. Although seemingly unrelated to our topic, who's to say that physics and football, or in this case, Darren Fletcher and jet fuel, couldn't be inexplicably intertwined? The notion may appear as preposterous as a football team playing on an aircraft carrier, but sometimes, truth is indeed stranger than friction, or perhaps even fiction!

In a delightful twist, "Jets: A Tale of Aviation Adventure" by W. Wright recounts a fictional narrative riddled with unexpected connections, reminding us that truth can indeed be stranger than fiction. We cannot discount the possibility that our findings may emulate this unexpected storytelling and defy conventional logic, much like stumbling upon a particularly clever dad joke where one least expects it.

Intriguingly, a recent social media post by @FuelingTheEdge draws attention to the uncanny link between Fletcher's career span and jet fuel usage, stating, "Who knew that Manchester United's midfield maestro could influence the skies halfway across the world? It's as if he was the fuel to their fire, quite literally! #FletchFuelConnection #JetSetGo." This online musing serves as a testament to the widespread curiosity surrounding this peculiar correlation, much like an unexpected punchline that leaves the audience in stitches.



Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Total seasons Darren Fletcher played for Manchester United and Jet fuel used in Iraq. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Wikipedia and Energy Information Administration . You used data from 2003 to 2019

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Fueling the Fire: The Curious Connection Between Darren Fletcher's Career at Manchester United and Jet Fuel Consumption in Iraq

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the unexpected and seemingly inexplicable link between the total number of seasons Darren Fletcher played for Manchester United and the quantity of jet fuel used in Iraq. Utilizing data from Wikipedia and the Energy Information Administration, our research team meticulously analyzed this curious relationship and uncovered some truly surprising findings.

Our analysis revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.7648990 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the time period spanning from 2003 to 2019. This indicates a strong positive association between the two variables, defying conventional wisdom and prompting further investigation.

Darren Fletcher may have been known for his midfield prowess, but it seems his impact extended far beyond the football pitch and somehow managed to influence jet fuel consumption in a distant land. In the words of a classic dad joke, it appears that his playing career truly "took off" in more ways than one. This unlikely connection serves as a testament to the unpredictability of real-world data and the potential for unexpected discoveries in the most unlikely of places.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
As scientists, we are constantly reminded that the world is full of mysterious and inexplicable phenomena. Some may argue that science is simply a method for finding out why something didn't happen, while others contend that the pursuit of knowledge is like a pun, a play on words. It is precisely this spirit of curiosity and a dash of humor that led us to investigate the peculiar relationship between the total seasons Darren Fletcher played for Manchester United and the amount of jet fuel used in Iraq.
If we may indulge in a quick jest, as we set out on this research journey, we couldn't help but wonder whether there was a "fuel"proof connection between the performance of a beloved footballer and the kerosene that powers jets! It's not every day that one gets to combine the realms of sports and international fuel consumption in a single study, but as they say, statistics don't lie – they're just misunderstood sometimes.
While Darren Fletcher showcased his talents on the pitch, another game seemingly unfolded in the background, with jet fuel consumption in Iraq serving as an unlikely, yet intriguing player in this cosmic theatre. If this were a dad joke, we'd say it's a bit "plane" to see the link between a footballer and aviation fuel, but as researchers, we couldn't just "wing it" and had to dig deep into the data to uncover the truth.
Our investigation sought to answer the question: Is there a discernible connection between the duration of Fletcher's career at Manchester United and the quantity of jet fuel utilized in the skies above Iraq? The premise may sound far-fetched, but sometimes, as they say in the scientific community, truth is stranger than friction (or is it fiction?).
So, let's buckle up, because this study takes flight into an unexpected realm where seemingly unrelated variables collide like two wayward aircraft. The statistical analysis uncovers surprising results that will open new avenues for further exploration and dare we say, elevate the conversation to new heights – pun intended!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To untangle the web of this enigmatic connection, our methodology took a multi-faceted approach that combined elements of statistical analysis, historical data synthesis, and a sprinkle of whimsy. First, we meticulously collected data on the total number of seasons Darren Fletcher graced the hallowed grounds of Old Trafford, drawing information from reputable sources, including Wikipedia and Manchester United's official records. We then turned our attention to the Energy Information Administration's reports on jet fuel consumption in Iraq, seeking to quantify the sheer volume of kerosene that took flight in the Iraqi skies.

On the statistical front, we employed a series of robust analytical techniques, including regression modeling and time series analysis. The aim was not merely to navigate through the numbers, but to decrypt the coded message hidden within Darren Fletcher's career timeline and the jet fuel consumption data. It's no secret that statistics can sometimes be a daunting labyrinth, but we approached this challenge with the confidence of a scientist and the charm of a dad joke – after all, it's all about finding the right formula to unlock the mystery.

Having secured the necessary data and armed ourselves with statistical tools, we embarked on an exploration that combined elements of Sherlock Holmes' deductive reasoning and a pinch of the absurdity of Monty Python. Our goal was to unearth any patterns or correlations between these seemingly disparate variables, all the while maintaining a sense of scientific rigor and a light-hearted demeanor – because who said research can't be fun?

In weaving together the threads of Fletcher's career and the jet fuel consumption, we had to employ a fair amount of creativity and ingenuity. After all, it's not every day that one attempts to connect the dots between a footballer's tenure and the aviation industry using scientific methods. It's a bit like trying to score a goal with an abacus – unconventional, but certainly not impossible. Just like a dad joke with layers of wit, our methodology combined the rigidity of traditional research with a dash of playfulness, resulting in a harmonious blend that mirrored the whimsical nature of our investigation.

Furthermore, to ensure the robustness of our findings, we rigorously conducted sensitivity analyses, validation procedures, and sensitivity checks akin to inspecting a suspicious pie for inconsistencies before taking a bite. Our dedication to methodological rigor and a sheer determination to decipher the puzzling relationship between Darren Fletcher and jet fuel consumption in Iraq propelled our study forward, despite the novelty and unexpected nature of our subject matter.

In essence, our research methodology walked the tightrope between scientific precision and a dose of scholarly hilarity, embracing the delightful absurdity that often accompanies the quest for knowledge. With these tools in hand, we set out to unravel the perplexing connection between a football career and the soaring realms of jet fuel consumption, in a quest for discovery that resonated with the spirit of scientific inquiry and the occasional dad joke.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Total seasons Darren Fletcher played for Manchester United and Jet fuel used in Iraq. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Wikipedia and Energy Information Administration .

For the time period 2003 to 2019, you found a correlation 0.7648990, r-squared of 0.5850704, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Fueling the Fire: The Curious Connection Between Darren Fletcher's Career at Manchester United and Jet Fuel Consumption in Iraq

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the unexpected and seemingly inexplicable link between the total number of seasons Darren Fletcher played for Manchester United and the quantity of jet fuel used in Iraq. Utilizing data from Wikipedia and the Energy Information Administration, our research team meticulously analyzed this curious relationship and uncovered some truly surprising findings.

Our analysis revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.7648990 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the time period spanning from 2003 to 2019. This indicates a strong positive association between the two variables, defying conventional wisdom and prompting further investigation.

Darren Fletcher may have been known for his midfield prowess, but it seems his impact extended far beyond the football pitch and somehow managed to influence jet fuel consumption in a distant land. In the words of a classic dad joke, it appears that his playing career truly "took off" in more ways than one. This unlikely connection serves as a testament to the unpredictability of real-world data and the potential for unexpected discoveries in the most unlikely of places.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
As scientists, we are constantly reminded that the world is full of mysterious and inexplicable phenomena. Some may argue that science is simply a method for finding out why something didn't happen, while others contend that the pursuit of knowledge is like a pun, a play on words. It is precisely this spirit of curiosity and a dash of humor that led us to investigate the peculiar relationship between the total seasons Darren Fletcher played for Manchester United and the amount of jet fuel used in Iraq.
If we may indulge in a quick jest, as we set out on this research journey, we couldn't help but wonder whether there was a "fuel"proof connection between the performance of a beloved footballer and the kerosene that powers jets! It's not every day that one gets to combine the realms of sports and international fuel consumption in a single study, but as they say, statistics don't lie – they're just misunderstood sometimes.
While Darren Fletcher showcased his talents on the pitch, another game seemingly unfolded in the background, with jet fuel consumption in Iraq serving as an unlikely, yet intriguing player in this cosmic theatre. If this were a dad joke, we'd say it's a bit "plane" to see the link between a footballer and aviation fuel, but as researchers, we couldn't just "wing it" and had to dig deep into the data to uncover the truth.
Our investigation sought to answer the question: Is there a discernible connection between the duration of Fletcher's career at Manchester United and the quantity of jet fuel utilized in the skies above Iraq? The premise may sound far-fetched, but sometimes, as they say in the scientific community, truth is stranger than friction (or is it fiction?).
So, let's buckle up, because this study takes flight into an unexpected realm where seemingly unrelated variables collide like two wayward aircraft. The statistical analysis uncovers surprising results that will open new avenues for further exploration and dare we say, elevate the conversation to new heights – pun intended!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The initial hypothesis that there might be a connection between Darren Fletcher's career at Manchester United and jet fuel consumption in Iraq was met with skepticism from many quarters. Some may have even accused our team of engaging in "fuel"ish endeavors. However, our findings have defied the odds and revealed a statistically significant correlation between these two seemingly disparate variables.

The correlation coefficient of 0.7648990 indicates a strong positive association between the total seasons Darren Fletcher played for Manchester United and the amount of jet fuel used in Iraq. This robust correlation suggests that as Darren Fletcher's career progressed, so did the consumption of jet fuel in Iraq. One might say that his impact can be likened to a rolling "fuel" deriving its propulsion from the rhythm of the football pitch.

Our statistical analysis further yielded an r-squared value of 0.5850704, reinforcing the strength of the correlation between these variables. This means that approximately 58.5% of the variability in jet fuel consumption in Iraq can be explained by the total seasons Darren Fletcher played for Manchester United. For those doubting Thomases who questioned the credibility of this correlation, the statistical evidence speaks volumes and leaves little room for skepticism.

As for the p-value, it stands proudly at less than 0.01, signaling that this correlation is not due to mere chance. With a p-value as low as this, we can confidently reject the null hypothesis and embrace the alternative hypothesis with open arms. In other words, there's a higher likelihood of a snowstorm in the Sahara than there is of this correlation being a fluke.

Figure 1 presents a scatterplot that visually encapsulates the strong positive correlation between the total seasons Darren Fletcher played for Manchester United and the amount of jet fuel used in Iraq. The upward trend in the data points is unmistakable, resembling the trajectory of a soaring aircraft fueled by the career milestones of a talented footballer.

In conclusion, our research has uncovered a quirky and unexpected relationship between Darren Fletcher's tenure at Manchester United and jet fuel consumption in Iraq. This unforeseen connection challenges conventional beliefs and stands as a testament to the fascinating and unpredictable nature of real-world data. As we continue to unravel the mysteries of statistical relationships, we must always remain open to the possibility of unconventional discoveries, even if they seem as improbable as a football pitch doubling as a runway.

Just like a good dad joke, this correlation is truly a "fuel"-proof source of entertainment and intrigue, leaving us with a sense of wonder and an eagerness to explore further.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Total seasons Darren Fletcher played for Manchester United and Jet fuel used in Iraq. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Fueling the Fire: The Curious Connection Between Darren Fletcher's Career at Manchester United and Jet Fuel Consumption in Iraq

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the unexpected and seemingly inexplicable link between the total number of seasons Darren Fletcher played for Manchester United and the quantity of jet fuel used in Iraq. Utilizing data from Wikipedia and the Energy Information Administration, our research team meticulously analyzed this curious relationship and uncovered some truly surprising findings.

Our analysis revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.7648990 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the time period spanning from 2003 to 2019. This indicates a strong positive association between the two variables, defying conventional wisdom and prompting further investigation.

Darren Fletcher may have been known for his midfield prowess, but it seems his impact extended far beyond the football pitch and somehow managed to influence jet fuel consumption in a distant land. In the words of a classic dad joke, it appears that his playing career truly "took off" in more ways than one. This unlikely connection serves as a testament to the unpredictability of real-world data and the potential for unexpected discoveries in the most unlikely of places.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The relationship between seemingly disparate variables has long perplexed researchers, prompting a reevaluation of traditional assumptions and challenging the boundaries of our understanding. In the study by Smith et al., "The Interplay of Unexpected Correlations in Contemporary Data Analysis," the authors find that unconventional pairings can often yield unexpected insights, akin to unearthing a hidden punchline in a complex joke.
Jones and Doe further contribute to this discourse in their work "Unconventional Associations: Exploring Nonlinear Connections in Diverse Data Sets," where they highlight the potential for uncovering meaningful connections in data that may initially appear unrelated, much like stumbling upon a dad joke in the midst of a serious conversation.
However, as we delve into the little-explored territory of the relationship between Manchester United footballer Darren Fletcher and jet fuel consumption in Iraq, we are reminded of the words from "Jet Fuel Economics: A Comprehensive Analysis" by A. AvGas, which states, "In the realm of fuel consumption analysis, every seemingly unrelated factor must be scrutinized – even if it involves unexpected partnerships akin to an intellectual match made in heaven or in this case, the skies above Iraq."
Simultaneously, "The Physics of Football: A Kick in the Data" by L. Leather provides a unique perspective. Although seemingly unrelated to our topic, who's to say that physics and football, or in this case, Darren Fletcher and jet fuel, couldn't be inexplicably intertwined? The notion may appear as preposterous as a football team playing on an aircraft carrier, but sometimes, truth is indeed stranger than friction, or perhaps even fiction!
In a delightful twist, "Jets: A Tale of Aviation Adventure" by W. Wright recounts a fictional narrative riddled with unexpected connections, reminding us that truth can indeed be stranger than fiction. We cannot discount the possibility that our findings may emulate this unexpected storytelling and defy conventional logic, much like stumbling upon a particularly clever dad joke where one least expects it.
Intriguingly, a recent social media post by @FuelingTheEdge draws attention to the uncanny link between Fletcher's career span and jet fuel usage, stating, "Who knew that Manchester United's midfield maestro could influence the skies halfway across the world? It's as if he was the fuel to their fire, quite literally! #FletchFuelConnection #JetSetGo." This online musing serves as a testament to the widespread curiosity surrounding this peculiar correlation, much like an unexpected punchline that leaves the audience in stitches.


[[RESULTS]]
The initial hypothesis that there might be a connection between Darren Fletcher's career at Manchester United and jet fuel consumption in Iraq was met with skepticism from many quarters. Some may have even accused our team of engaging in "fuel"ish endeavors. However, our findings have defied the odds and revealed a statistically significant correlation between these two seemingly disparate variables.
The correlation coefficient of 0.7648990 indicates a strong positive association between the total seasons Darren Fletcher played for Manchester United and the amount of jet fuel used in Iraq. This robust correlation suggests that as Darren Fletcher's career progressed, so did the consumption of jet fuel in Iraq. One might say that his impact can be likened to a rolling "fuel" deriving its propulsion from the rhythm of the football pitch.
Our statistical analysis further yielded an r-squared value of 0.5850704, reinforcing the strength of the correlation between these variables. This means that approximately 58.5% of the variability in jet fuel consumption in Iraq can be explained by the total seasons Darren Fletcher played for Manchester United. For those doubting Thomases who questioned the credibility of this correlation, the statistical evidence speaks volumes and leaves little room for skepticism.
As for the p-value, it stands proudly at less than 0.01, signaling that this correlation is not due to mere chance. With a p-value as low as this, we can confidently reject the null hypothesis and embrace the alternative hypothesis with open arms. In other words, there's a higher likelihood of a snowstorm in the Sahara than there is of this correlation being a fluke.
Figure 1 presents a scatterplot that visually encapsulates the strong positive correlation between the total seasons Darren Fletcher played for Manchester United and the amount of jet fuel used in Iraq. The upward trend in the data points is unmistakable, resembling the trajectory of a soaring aircraft fueled by the career milestones of a talented footballer.
In conclusion, our research has uncovered a quirky and unexpected relationship between Darren Fletcher's tenure at Manchester United and jet fuel consumption in Iraq. This unforeseen connection challenges conventional beliefs and stands as a testament to the fascinating and unpredictable nature of real-world data. As we continue to unravel the mysteries of statistical relationships, we must always remain open to the possibility of unconventional discoveries, even if they seem as improbable as a football pitch doubling as a runway.
Just like a good dad joke, this correlation is truly a "fuel"-proof source of entertainment and intrigue, leaving us with a sense of wonder and an eagerness to explore further.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

Our study has shed light on the remarkable association between the total seasons Darren Fletcher played for Manchester United and the quantity of jet fuel used in Iraq. Against all odds, our findings have not only affirmed but amplified the unexpected correlation between these seemingly unrelated variables. It's as if this unlikely relationship defies gravity, much like a good dad joke that leaves us soaring with laughter.

The statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.7648990 and the p-value of less than 0.01 echo the sentiments expressed by Smith et al. and Jones and Doe, who pointed to the potential for unearthing meaningful connections in data that may at first glance seem unrelated – just like discovering a dad joke in the midst of a serious conversation. The strength of the relationship we have uncovered supports their findings and serves as a whimsical reminder that truth can indeed be stranger than fiction, as Wright so eloquently illustrated in his fictional narrative.

Our results not only punctuate the importance of thorough and diligent research, but they also emphasize the paramount significance of keeping an open mind in the pursuit of knowledge. Just as Leather postulates the possibility of the intertwining of physics and football, we have, in a sense, stumbled upon an unexpected intersection between a footballer's career and fuel consumption halfway across the globe. It's as if the statistical stars have aligned in a manner reminiscent of an unexpected pun, leaving us pleasantly surprised and hungry for more.

The heartening quip from @FuelingTheEdge on social media further underscores the widespread intrigue surrounding this baffling correlation. Indeed, the online musings are akin to a collective chuckle at the unexpected twist in the storyline of data analysis. Our findings serve as a testament to the captivating wonder and unpredictability that permeates the world of statistics and research, much like the punchline of a well-crafted dad joke that never fails to elicit a smile.

In essence, this study reiterates the timeless reminder that in the realm of data analysis, one must always remain open to the prospect of unconventional discoveries. While the connection between Darren Fletcher's tenure at Manchester United and jet fuel consumption in Iraq may seem as improbable as a football pitch doubling as a runway, our research has unveiled a surprising and inexplicable correlation that carries the same humorous intrigue as an unexpected punchline.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Total seasons Darren Fletcher played for Manchester United and Jet fuel used in Iraq. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Fueling the Fire: The Curious Connection Between Darren Fletcher's Career at Manchester United and Jet Fuel Consumption in Iraq

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the unexpected and seemingly inexplicable link between the total number of seasons Darren Fletcher played for Manchester United and the quantity of jet fuel used in Iraq. Utilizing data from Wikipedia and the Energy Information Administration, our research team meticulously analyzed this curious relationship and uncovered some truly surprising findings.

Our analysis revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.7648990 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the time period spanning from 2003 to 2019. This indicates a strong positive association between the two variables, defying conventional wisdom and prompting further investigation.

Darren Fletcher may have been known for his midfield prowess, but it seems his impact extended far beyond the football pitch and somehow managed to influence jet fuel consumption in a distant land. In the words of a classic dad joke, it appears that his playing career truly "took off" in more ways than one. This unlikely connection serves as a testament to the unpredictability of real-world data and the potential for unexpected discoveries in the most unlikely of places.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
As scientists, we are constantly reminded that the world is full of mysterious and inexplicable phenomena. Some may argue that science is simply a method for finding out why something didn't happen, while others contend that the pursuit of knowledge is like a pun, a play on words. It is precisely this spirit of curiosity and a dash of humor that led us to investigate the peculiar relationship between the total seasons Darren Fletcher played for Manchester United and the amount of jet fuel used in Iraq.
If we may indulge in a quick jest, as we set out on this research journey, we couldn't help but wonder whether there was a "fuel"proof connection between the performance of a beloved footballer and the kerosene that powers jets! It's not every day that one gets to combine the realms of sports and international fuel consumption in a single study, but as they say, statistics don't lie – they're just misunderstood sometimes.
While Darren Fletcher showcased his talents on the pitch, another game seemingly unfolded in the background, with jet fuel consumption in Iraq serving as an unlikely, yet intriguing player in this cosmic theatre. If this were a dad joke, we'd say it's a bit "plane" to see the link between a footballer and aviation fuel, but as researchers, we couldn't just "wing it" and had to dig deep into the data to uncover the truth.
Our investigation sought to answer the question: Is there a discernible connection between the duration of Fletcher's career at Manchester United and the quantity of jet fuel utilized in the skies above Iraq? The premise may sound far-fetched, but sometimes, as they say in the scientific community, truth is stranger than friction (or is it fiction?).
So, let's buckle up, because this study takes flight into an unexpected realm where seemingly unrelated variables collide like two wayward aircraft. The statistical analysis uncovers surprising results that will open new avenues for further exploration and dare we say, elevate the conversation to new heights – pun intended!

[[RESULTS]]
The initial hypothesis that there might be a connection between Darren Fletcher's career at Manchester United and jet fuel consumption in Iraq was met with skepticism from many quarters. Some may have even accused our team of engaging in "fuel"ish endeavors. However, our findings have defied the odds and revealed a statistically significant correlation between these two seemingly disparate variables.
The correlation coefficient of 0.7648990 indicates a strong positive association between the total seasons Darren Fletcher played for Manchester United and the amount of jet fuel used in Iraq. This robust correlation suggests that as Darren Fletcher's career progressed, so did the consumption of jet fuel in Iraq. One might say that his impact can be likened to a rolling "fuel" deriving its propulsion from the rhythm of the football pitch.
Our statistical analysis further yielded an r-squared value of 0.5850704, reinforcing the strength of the correlation between these variables. This means that approximately 58.5% of the variability in jet fuel consumption in Iraq can be explained by the total seasons Darren Fletcher played for Manchester United. For those doubting Thomases who questioned the credibility of this correlation, the statistical evidence speaks volumes and leaves little room for skepticism.
As for the p-value, it stands proudly at less than 0.01, signaling that this correlation is not due to mere chance. With a p-value as low as this, we can confidently reject the null hypothesis and embrace the alternative hypothesis with open arms. In other words, there's a higher likelihood of a snowstorm in the Sahara than there is of this correlation being a fluke.
Figure 1 presents a scatterplot that visually encapsulates the strong positive correlation between the total seasons Darren Fletcher played for Manchester United and the amount of jet fuel used in Iraq. The upward trend in the data points is unmistakable, resembling the trajectory of a soaring aircraft fueled by the career milestones of a talented footballer.
In conclusion, our research has uncovered a quirky and unexpected relationship between Darren Fletcher's tenure at Manchester United and jet fuel consumption in Iraq. This unforeseen connection challenges conventional beliefs and stands as a testament to the fascinating and unpredictable nature of real-world data. As we continue to unravel the mysteries of statistical relationships, we must always remain open to the possibility of unconventional discoveries, even if they seem as improbable as a football pitch doubling as a runway.
Just like a good dad joke, this correlation is truly a "fuel"-proof source of entertainment and intrigue, leaving us with a sense of wonder and an eagerness to explore further.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In wrapping this up, it seems that Darren Fletcher's time with Manchester United wasn't just about scoring goals – it also coincided with quite the "jet-set" increase in fuel consumption over Iraqi skies. While some may find this correlation as surprising as a sudden gust of wind, our statistical analysis confirms that there is indeed a strong positive association between the two variables. It's almost as if the energy generated by Fletcher's career propelled not only footballs but also jet engines! Talk about a "fuelling" effect, am I right?

As researchers, we're always ready to take on unconventional challenges, but who would've thought we'd end up deciphering the connection between a footballer's seasons and aviation fuel? This unexpected correlation is a reminder that the world is full of surprising relationships and that statistical analysis can reveal connections that are as unexpected as a knock-knock joke in a research facility.

In the spirit of scientific inquiry, we must acknowledge that our findings do raise more questions than they answer. After all, is there a potential causal relationship between Fletcher's gameplay and Iraqi jet fuel consumption, or is this merely a delightful statistical coincidence? It's a conundrum that's as puzzling as a riddle wrapped in an enigma, sprinkled with statistical significance.

However, as scientists, we must accept when our work is done – and in this case, the data has spoken. It's time to accept that further research in this area may be as unnecessary as using a calculator to determine that 2+2=4. So, like any good punchline, it's time to wrap this up and leave you all with a statistical gem – there's no need for another study on the correlation between Darren Fletcher's career at Manchester United and jet fuel consumption in Iraq. Case closed!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Fueling the Fire: The Curious Connection Between Darren Fletcher's Career at Manchester United and Jet Fuel Consumption in Iraq. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Sports History and Energy Economics


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Fueling the Fire: The Curious Connection Between Darren Fletcher's Career at Manchester United and Jet Fuel Consumption in Iraq. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The International Center for Football and Energy Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Fueling the Fire: The Curious Connection Between Darren Fletcher's Career at Manchester United and Jet Fuel Consumption in Iraq with an abstract of This study delves into the unexpected and seemingly inexplicable link between the total number of seasons Darren Fletcher played for Manchester United and the quantity of jet fuel used in Iraq. Utilizing data from Wikipedia and the Energy Information Administration, our research team meticulously analyzed this curious relationship and uncovered some truly surprising findings.
Our analysis revealed a striking correlation coefficient of 0.7648990 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the time period spanning from 2003 to 2019. This indicates a strong positive association between the two variables, defying conventional wisdom and prompting further investigation.
Darren Fletcher may have been known for his midfield prowess, but it seems his impact extended far beyond the football pitch and somehow managed to influence jet fuel consumption in a distant land. In the words of a classic dad joke, it appears that his playing career truly "took off" in more ways than one. This unlikely connection serves as a testament to the unpredictability of real-world data and the potential for unexpected discoveries in the most unlikely of places.

ChatGPT:

Darren Fletcher, Manchester United, jet fuel consumption, Iraq, correlation coefficient, statistically significant, Energy Information Administration, football player impact, real-world data, unusual correlations

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Data details

Total seasons Darren Fletcher played for Manchester United
Source: Wikipedia
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Jet fuel used in Iraq
Detailed data title: Volume of jet fuel used consumed in Iraq in millions of barrels per day
Source: Energy Information Administration
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Correlation r = 0.7648990 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.5850704 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 58.5% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Jet fuel used in Iraq) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Total seasons Darren Fletcher played for Manchester United) over the 17 years from 2003 through 2019.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 0.00035. 0.0003476775219619675000000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.76 in 0.035% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 2,876 random variables Which I absolutely did.
with the same 16 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 16 because we have two variables measured over a period of 17 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.45, 0.91 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
20032004200520062007200820092010201120122013201420152016201720182019
Total seasons Darren Fletcher played for Manchester United (Matches)235304140244241371010181542402913
Jet fuel used in Iraq (Million Barrels/Day)10.776112.523313.600514.795415.14315.751716.815917177911111413.882913.448413.9916




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,213 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 635,695,369 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([2,35,30,41,40,24,42,41,37,10,10,18,15,42,40,29,13,])
array_2 = np.array([10.7761,12.5233,13.6005,14.7954,15.143,15.7517,16.8159,17,17,7,9,11,11,14,13.8829,13.4484,13.9916,])
array_1_name = "Total seasons Darren Fletcher played for Manchester United"
array_2_name = "Jet fuel used in Iraq"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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