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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Associates degrees awarded in Liberal arts and the second variable is Google searches for 'tummy ache'.  The chart goes from 2011 to 2021, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image

AI explanation

As more people delved into the depths of philosophy and existential thinking, the collective realization of the absurdity of human existence led to a wave of stomach-churning existential dread and questioning of the universe's grand design. This, in turn, manifested as a notable uptick in tummy ache-related Google searches as individuals grappled with the cosmic uncertainty while pondering the true nature of being. It seems that pondering the meaning of life may have led to some uneasy feelings in the pit of many a contemplative stomach.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image in the style of a TIME magazine cover that shows a college graduation ceremony. In the foreground, there are students in graduation gowns and caps receiving their Associates degrees in Liberal Arts. In the background, there is a group of people huddled around a computer, conducting Google searches for "tummy ache." The setting should be simple and focused on capturing the essence of the scene. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Associates degrees awarded in Liberal arts and Google searches for 'tummy ache'. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Magic realism Cute 2D animation Celtic art A TIME magazine cover image A comic-book-style illustration with muted colors and a dotted halftone pattern from the 1960s
ChatGPT: A TIME magazine cover image

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Associates degrees awarded in Liberal arts and Google searches for 'tummy ache' together. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: A graduation ceremony in a college, where students wearing graduation gowns and caps are receiving their Associates degrees in Liberal Arts. In the background, a group of people are huddled around a computer, conducting Google searches for "tummy ache."

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A TIME magazine cover image ] and depicting this scene: A graduation ceremony in a college, where students wearing graduation gowns and caps are receiving their Associates degrees in Liberal Arts. In the background, a group of people are huddled around a computer, conducting Google searches for "tummy ache." Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image in the style of a TIME magazine cover that shows a college graduation ceremony. In the foreground, there are students in graduation gowns and caps receiving their Associates degrees in Liberal Arts. In the background, there is a group of people huddled around a computer, conducting Google searches for "tummy ache." The setting should be simple and focused on capturing the essence of the scene.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Associates degrees awarded in Liberal arts caused tummy ache (Google searches for 'tummy ache') to increase. Make it feel plausible.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
The Liberal Arts Laughs: A Gut-Busting Investigation into the Correlation between Associates Degrees in Liberal Arts and Google Searches for 'Tummy Ache'

The Journal of Quirky Academia

Jan 2024
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in Liberal arts and Google searches for 'tummy ache'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title punny if you can come up with clever pun. If not, make it sound serious.

Your research team used data from National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9873027 and p < 0.01 for 2011 to 2021.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
The Liberal Arts Laughs: A Gut-Busting Investigation into the Correlation between Associates Degrees in Liberal Arts and Google Searches for 'Tummy Ache'

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper dives into the surprisingly humorous realm of correlating the number of Associates degrees awarded in Liberal Arts with the frequency of Google searches related to 'tummy ache'. Leveraging data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends, our team unveiled a striking correlation between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. With a correlation coefficient of 0.9873027 and p < 0.01 for the study period spanning 2011 to 2021, our findings suggest a potent connection between pursuing an Associates degree in Liberal Arts and an uptick in searches for remedies to stomach discomfort across the nation. Join us as we unravel this unexpected, yet comedic association - the gut instinct never fails!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in Liberal arts and Google searches for 'tummy ache'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Liberal Arts Laughs: A Gut-Busting Investigation into the Correlation between Associates Degrees in Liberal Arts and Google Searches for 'Tummy Ache'

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper dives into the surprisingly humorous realm of correlating the number of Associates degrees awarded in Liberal Arts with the frequency of Google searches related to 'tummy ache'. Leveraging data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends, our team unveiled a striking correlation between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. With a correlation coefficient of 0.9873027 and p < 0.01 for the study period spanning 2011 to 2021, our findings suggest a potent connection between pursuing an Associates degree in Liberal Arts and an uptick in searches for remedies to stomach discomfort across the nation. Join us as we unravel this unexpected, yet comedic association - the gut instinct never fails!

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The pursuit of knowledge is often a serious endeavor, but every now and then, we stumble upon correlations that leave us chuckling in disbelief. In this study, we delve into the curious correlation between the number of Associates degrees awarded in Liberal Arts and the frequency of Google searches for 'tummy ache'. Yes, you read that right. We are traversing the hilariously unexpected intersection of academia and stomach discomfort. As we embark on this whimsical journey, we can't help but ponder the enigmatic connection between the world of academia and the undeniable urge to seek solace for that pesky tummy trouble.

With a robust dataset encompassing the National Center for Education Statistics' records of Associates degrees and Google Trends' search data, we set out to uncover any statistical belly laughs lurking beneath the surface. Our investigation extends over a decade, from 2011 to 2021, in order to capture the evolving landscape of liberal arts education and stomach-related information seeking. Armed with statistical tools and an inclination towards witty exploration, our team has embraced this peculiar puzzle with the hope of injecting some levity into the world of research.

To embark on this unconventional journey, we must equip ourselves with a tongue-in-cheek appreciation for the unexpected, an eye for statistical nuance, and a readiness to stomach the potential for whimsical findings. By diligently charting this uncharted territory, we endeavor to tickle the academic community's funny bone while uncovering a correlation that prompts both a raised eyebrow and a knowing chuckle. So, buckle up for a rib-tickling ride through the world of statistics and stomachs – it's going to be a gut-busting experience!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in Liberal arts and Google searches for 'tummy ache'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then you might move on to cartoons and children's shows that you watched for research.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Liberal Arts Laughs: A Gut-Busting Investigation into the Correlation between Associates Degrees in Liberal Arts and Google Searches for 'Tummy Ache'

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper dives into the surprisingly humorous realm of correlating the number of Associates degrees awarded in Liberal Arts with the frequency of Google searches related to 'tummy ache'. Leveraging data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends, our team unveiled a striking correlation between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. With a correlation coefficient of 0.9873027 and p < 0.01 for the study period spanning 2011 to 2021, our findings suggest a potent connection between pursuing an Associates degree in Liberal Arts and an uptick in searches for remedies to stomach discomfort across the nation. Join us as we unravel this unexpected, yet comedic association - the gut instinct never fails!

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The pursuit of knowledge is often a serious endeavor, but every now and then, we stumble upon correlations that leave us chuckling in disbelief. In this study, we delve into the curious correlation between the number of Associates degrees awarded in Liberal Arts and the frequency of Google searches for 'tummy ache'. Yes, you read that right. We are traversing the hilariously unexpected intersection of academia and stomach discomfort. As we embark on this whimsical journey, we can't help but ponder the enigmatic connection between the world of academia and the undeniable urge to seek solace for that pesky tummy trouble.
With a robust dataset encompassing the National Center for Education Statistics' records of Associates degrees and Google Trends' search data, we set out to uncover any statistical belly laughs lurking beneath the surface. Our investigation extends over a decade, from 2011 to 2021, in order to capture the evolving landscape of liberal arts education and stomach-related information seeking. Armed with statistical tools and an inclination towards witty exploration, our team has embraced this peculiar puzzle with the hope of injecting some levity into the world of research.
To embark on this unconventional journey, we must equip ourselves with a tongue-in-cheek appreciation for the unexpected, an eye for statistical nuance, and a readiness to stomach the potential for whimsical findings. By diligently charting this uncharted territory, we endeavor to tickle the academic community's funny bone while uncovering a correlation that prompts both a raised eyebrow and a knowing chuckle. So, buckle up for a rib-tickling ride through the world of statistics and stomachs – it's going to be a gut-busting experience!

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

In their groundbreaking study, Smith et al. (2015) identified a notable surge in Google searches relating to stomach discomfort. At first glance, one might attribute this increase to dietary trends or perhaps a heightened awareness of gastrointestinal health. However, Doe and Jones (2017) delved into the intriguing realm of academic pursuits to uncover a startling revelation. Their analysis of data from the National Center for Education Statistics revealed a concurrent rise in the number of Associates degrees awarded in Liberal Arts. The statistical coalescence of these seemingly incongruous phenomena piqued the curiosity of researchers and sparked the investigation at hand.

Moving on to the non-fiction realm, "Gut: The Inside Story of Our Body's Most Underrated Organ" by Giulia Enders sheds light on the intricate workings of the digestive system, offering a metaphorical backdrop to our study's unexpected findings. Additionally, "Stomach Ache: An American Import" by Mary Nolan provides a historical perspective on the evolution of stomach ache remedies, aligning with our exploration into contemporary search patterns.

Transitioning into the realm of fiction, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams compels readers to ponder the absurdities of the universe, akin to our whimsical pursuit of the Liberal Arts-tummy ache correlation. In a similar vein, the surreal narrative of "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland" by Lewis Carroll echoes the serendipitous nature of our research, inviting readers into a world where the ordinary and the extraordinary intertwine.

Venturing into the uncharted territory of pop culture, the investigators indulged in episodes of "SpongeBob SquarePants" to tap into the oceanic humor of the titular character's gastric adventures. The comical musings of "The Magic School Bus" further provided a lighthearted lens through which to view our findings, reinforcing our commitment to imbuing statistical research with a dash of whimsy and wonder.

With each turn of the page and episode, our journey into the unexpected correlation between Associates degrees in Liberal Arts and Google searches for 'tummy ache' became increasingly surreal and, dare we say, gut-bustingly amusing. As we transition from the satirical nuances of our literary and media forage, we emerge equipped to confront this peculiar correlation with scholarly vigor and a liberal dose of levity.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in Liberal arts and Google searches for 'tummy ache'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends . You used data from 2011 to 2021

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Liberal Arts Laughs: A Gut-Busting Investigation into the Correlation between Associates Degrees in Liberal Arts and Google Searches for 'Tummy Ache'

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper dives into the surprisingly humorous realm of correlating the number of Associates degrees awarded in Liberal Arts with the frequency of Google searches related to 'tummy ache'. Leveraging data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends, our team unveiled a striking correlation between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. With a correlation coefficient of 0.9873027 and p < 0.01 for the study period spanning 2011 to 2021, our findings suggest a potent connection between pursuing an Associates degree in Liberal Arts and an uptick in searches for remedies to stomach discomfort across the nation. Join us as we unravel this unexpected, yet comedic association - the gut instinct never fails!

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The pursuit of knowledge is often a serious endeavor, but every now and then, we stumble upon correlations that leave us chuckling in disbelief. In this study, we delve into the curious correlation between the number of Associates degrees awarded in Liberal Arts and the frequency of Google searches for 'tummy ache'. Yes, you read that right. We are traversing the hilariously unexpected intersection of academia and stomach discomfort. As we embark on this whimsical journey, we can't help but ponder the enigmatic connection between the world of academia and the undeniable urge to seek solace for that pesky tummy trouble.
With a robust dataset encompassing the National Center for Education Statistics' records of Associates degrees and Google Trends' search data, we set out to uncover any statistical belly laughs lurking beneath the surface. Our investigation extends over a decade, from 2011 to 2021, in order to capture the evolving landscape of liberal arts education and stomach-related information seeking. Armed with statistical tools and an inclination towards witty exploration, our team has embraced this peculiar puzzle with the hope of injecting some levity into the world of research.
To embark on this unconventional journey, we must equip ourselves with a tongue-in-cheek appreciation for the unexpected, an eye for statistical nuance, and a readiness to stomach the potential for whimsical findings. By diligently charting this uncharted territory, we endeavor to tickle the academic community's funny bone while uncovering a correlation that prompts both a raised eyebrow and a knowing chuckle. So, buckle up for a rib-tickling ride through the world of statistics and stomachs – it's going to be a gut-busting experience!

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

In our quest to unravel the perplexing relationship between Associates degrees awarded in Liberal Arts and Google searches for 'tummy ache', we employed a robust and slightly unconventional methodology, designed to tickle the intellect while probing the depths of statistical correlation. We harnessed the power of data from two distinct but curiously connected sources: the National Center for Education Statistics (NCES) and the whimsical world of Google Trends. Our analytical journey took us through the years 2011 to 2021, validating our research design with a decade of data that spans the vintage merriment of the early 2010s to the modern levity of the present day.

Data Collection:
Our first step involved journeying into the vast expanse of cyberspace, navigating the virtual corridors of the NCES and Google Trends, like intrepid explorers questing for statistical treasures. With keen eyes and a penchant for the unexpected, we meticulously gathered records of Associates degrees awarded in the field of Liberal Arts, casting a wide net to capture the whimsical variety of academic pursuits that populate this playful realm. Simultaneously, we tapped into the collective consciousness of the internet, monitoring the frequency of Google searches related to 'tummy ache' – a digital quest that led us through a labyrinth of stomach-related musings and bellyaching inquiries.

Data Processing:
Once the raw data was securely nestled in our statistical embrace, we embarked on a journey of data wrangling and caressing -- gently massaging the numbers into a harmonious ensemble fit for our analytical stage. We maintained a lighthearted touch, infusing the data-wrangling process with levity and humor, as we believe that even statistical analyses deserve a good laugh.

Statistical Analysis:
Now, on to the serious business of statistical analysis – a realm where the whimsy of academia and the rigor of research converge in a harmonious waltz. Our team diligently calculated correlation coefficients, teasing out the statistical rapport between the numbers of Associates degrees in Liberal Arts and the frequency of 'tummy ache' searches. We frolicked through scatterplots, performed multivariate analyses, and engaged in a carefully choreographed dance with the data, all the while maintaining an air of mirth and amusement.

Ethical Considerations:
In the midst of our merriment, we never lost sight of our ethical responsibilities. Our data collection and handling strictly adhered to the principles of integrity and respect, ensuring that the privacy and confidentiality of individuals were upheld with the utmost seriousness, even as we balanced this gravity with a healthy dose of whimsical inquiry.

Limitations:
As with all research endeavors, our lighthearted journey carried us through a landscape dotted with limitations. While our data sources provided a rich tapestry of playful insight, we remained aware of the potential for confounding variables and the nuances of causation versus correlation, lending a sobering undercurrent to our otherwise jovial expedition.

In the end, armed with statistical tools and an appetite for academic merriment, we navigated this peculiar terrain with good cheer, in the hopes of charting a whimsical course through the unexplored landscape of statistical comedy and academic astuteness.

As we unveil the fruits of our analytical revelry in the subsequent sections, we invite our esteemed colleagues to join us in this jubilant exploration, where academia and amusement converge in an unexpected yet harmonious dance. Get ready to revel in the most wittily woven web of academic investigation you've ever seen – stomach discomfort has never been so amusing!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in Liberal arts and Google searches for 'tummy ache'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends .

For the time period 2011 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.9873027, r-squared of 0.9747666, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The Liberal Arts Laughs: A Gut-Busting Investigation into the Correlation between Associates Degrees in Liberal Arts and Google Searches for 'Tummy Ache'

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper dives into the surprisingly humorous realm of correlating the number of Associates degrees awarded in Liberal Arts with the frequency of Google searches related to 'tummy ache'. Leveraging data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends, our team unveiled a striking correlation between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. With a correlation coefficient of 0.9873027 and p < 0.01 for the study period spanning 2011 to 2021, our findings suggest a potent connection between pursuing an Associates degree in Liberal Arts and an uptick in searches for remedies to stomach discomfort across the nation. Join us as we unravel this unexpected, yet comedic association - the gut instinct never fails!

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The pursuit of knowledge is often a serious endeavor, but every now and then, we stumble upon correlations that leave us chuckling in disbelief. In this study, we delve into the curious correlation between the number of Associates degrees awarded in Liberal Arts and the frequency of Google searches for 'tummy ache'. Yes, you read that right. We are traversing the hilariously unexpected intersection of academia and stomach discomfort. As we embark on this whimsical journey, we can't help but ponder the enigmatic connection between the world of academia and the undeniable urge to seek solace for that pesky tummy trouble.
With a robust dataset encompassing the National Center for Education Statistics' records of Associates degrees and Google Trends' search data, we set out to uncover any statistical belly laughs lurking beneath the surface. Our investigation extends over a decade, from 2011 to 2021, in order to capture the evolving landscape of liberal arts education and stomach-related information seeking. Armed with statistical tools and an inclination towards witty exploration, our team has embraced this peculiar puzzle with the hope of injecting some levity into the world of research.
To embark on this unconventional journey, we must equip ourselves with a tongue-in-cheek appreciation for the unexpected, an eye for statistical nuance, and a readiness to stomach the potential for whimsical findings. By diligently charting this uncharted territory, we endeavor to tickle the academic community's funny bone while uncovering a correlation that prompts both a raised eyebrow and a knowing chuckle. So, buckle up for a rib-tickling ride through the world of statistics and stomachs – it's going to be a gut-busting experience!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The statistical analysis of the data revealed a striking correlation between the number of Associates degrees awarded in Liberal Arts and the frequency of Google searches related to 'tummy ache'. With a correlation coefficient of 0.9873027 and an r-squared of 0.9747666 for the period 2011 to 2021, it's safe to say that this correlation is no laughing matter. Well, maybe it is – after all, we're talking about 'tummy ache' searches here!

We uncovered a strong positive relationship between the two variables, suggesting that as the number of Associates degrees in Liberal Arts increased, so did the number of Google searches for 'tummy ache'. It's as if pursuing a degree in Liberal Arts is literally causing stomach discomfort across the nation – who knew a pursuit of knowledge could have such gut-wrenching consequences?

The p-value of less than 0.01 indicates a high level of statistical significance, leaving little room for doubt about the robustness of this correlation. In other words, this finding is not just a statistical fluke – there's some real meat to this correlation, or should we say, indigestible fiber?

The scatterplot (Fig. 1) visually captures the undeniable connection between the two variables. The data points are tightly clustered along a positively sloped line, emphasizing the harmonious dance between Liberal Arts degrees and tummy-related searches. It's like witnessing a stand-up comedy routine by the data itself – one part funny, one part bewildering, and all parts intriguing.

In summary, our research has uncovered a puzzling yet uproarious association between pursuing an Associates degree in Liberal Arts and the surge in Google searches for 'tummy ache'. So, the next time you find yourself pondering the mysteries of academic pursuits and stomach discomfort, remember that sometimes, statistics can serve up a delightful dish of surprises – with a side of unexpected correlations!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in Liberal arts and Google searches for 'tummy ache'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
The Liberal Arts Laughs: A Gut-Busting Investigation into the Correlation between Associates Degrees in Liberal Arts and Google Searches for 'Tummy Ache'

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper dives into the surprisingly humorous realm of correlating the number of Associates degrees awarded in Liberal Arts with the frequency of Google searches related to 'tummy ache'. Leveraging data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends, our team unveiled a striking correlation between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. With a correlation coefficient of 0.9873027 and p < 0.01 for the study period spanning 2011 to 2021, our findings suggest a potent connection between pursuing an Associates degree in Liberal Arts and an uptick in searches for remedies to stomach discomfort across the nation. Join us as we unravel this unexpected, yet comedic association - the gut instinct never fails!

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In their groundbreaking study, Smith et al. (2015) identified a notable surge in Google searches relating to stomach discomfort. At first glance, one might attribute this increase to dietary trends or perhaps a heightened awareness of gastrointestinal health. However, Doe and Jones (2017) delved into the intriguing realm of academic pursuits to uncover a startling revelation. Their analysis of data from the National Center for Education Statistics revealed a concurrent rise in the number of Associates degrees awarded in Liberal Arts. The statistical coalescence of these seemingly incongruous phenomena piqued the curiosity of researchers and sparked the investigation at hand.
Moving on to the non-fiction realm, "Gut: The Inside Story of Our Body's Most Underrated Organ" by Giulia Enders sheds light on the intricate workings of the digestive system, offering a metaphorical backdrop to our study's unexpected findings. Additionally, "Stomach Ache: An American Import" by Mary Nolan provides a historical perspective on the evolution of stomach ache remedies, aligning with our exploration into contemporary search patterns.
Transitioning into the realm of fiction, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams compels readers to ponder the absurdities of the universe, akin to our whimsical pursuit of the Liberal Arts-tummy ache correlation. In a similar vein, the surreal narrative of "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland" by Lewis Carroll echoes the serendipitous nature of our research, inviting readers into a world where the ordinary and the extraordinary intertwine.
Venturing into the uncharted territory of pop culture, the investigators indulged in episodes of "SpongeBob SquarePants" to tap into the oceanic humor of the titular character's gastric adventures. The comical musings of "The Magic School Bus" further provided a lighthearted lens through which to view our findings, reinforcing our commitment to imbuing statistical research with a dash of whimsy and wonder.
With each turn of the page and episode, our journey into the unexpected correlation between Associates degrees in Liberal Arts and Google searches for 'tummy ache' became increasingly surreal and, dare we say, gut-bustingly amusing. As we transition from the satirical nuances of our literary and media forage, we emerge equipped to confront this peculiar correlation with scholarly vigor and a liberal dose of levity.

[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analysis of the data revealed a striking correlation between the number of Associates degrees awarded in Liberal Arts and the frequency of Google searches related to 'tummy ache'. With a correlation coefficient of 0.9873027 and an r-squared of 0.9747666 for the period 2011 to 2021, it's safe to say that this correlation is no laughing matter. Well, maybe it is – after all, we're talking about 'tummy ache' searches here!
We uncovered a strong positive relationship between the two variables, suggesting that as the number of Associates degrees in Liberal Arts increased, so did the number of Google searches for 'tummy ache'. It's as if pursuing a degree in Liberal Arts is literally causing stomach discomfort across the nation – who knew a pursuit of knowledge could have such gut-wrenching consequences?
The p-value of less than 0.01 indicates a high level of statistical significance, leaving little room for doubt about the robustness of this correlation. In other words, this finding is not just a statistical fluke – there's some real meat to this correlation, or should we say, indigestible fiber?
The scatterplot (Fig. 1) visually captures the undeniable connection between the two variables. The data points are tightly clustered along a positively sloped line, emphasizing the harmonious dance between Liberal Arts degrees and tummy-related searches. It's like witnessing a stand-up comedy routine by the data itself – one part funny, one part bewildering, and all parts intriguing.
In summary, our research has uncovered a puzzling yet uproarious association between pursuing an Associates degree in Liberal Arts and the surge in Google searches for 'tummy ache'. So, the next time you find yourself pondering the mysteries of academic pursuits and stomach discomfort, remember that sometimes, statistics can serve up a delightful dish of surprises – with a side of unexpected correlations!

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

Our investigation into the mysterious link between Associates degrees in Liberal Arts and Google searches for 'tummy ache' has shed light on a correlation that is as surprising as it is amusing. While it may seem like the punchline of a statistical joke, our findings actually align remarkably well with prior research, showcasing the unexpected yet substantial connection between these two seemingly unrelated variables.

The correlation coefficient of 0.9873027 and a p-value of less than 0.01 lend substantial credence to the relationship between these variables, reinforcing the statistical robustness of our results. It's as if the pursuit of knowledge in the Liberal Arts is triggering a nationwide gut reaction, sending individuals straight to their search engines for remedies and comfort. One might almost say that the pursuit of higher education in the Liberal Arts is causing a collective "haha-choo" of stomach upset across the country!

Drawing on the previous work of Smith et al. (2015) and Doe and Jones (2017), our findings not only echo their observations of a surge in stomach discomfort searches but also provide a compelling parallel with the concurrent rise in Associates degrees awarded in Liberal Arts. It's as if the academic pursuit of the Liberal Arts is not just expanding the mind but also churning the stomachs of an entire nation. Who would have thought that the pursuit of knowledge in philosophy or literature could have such profound and palpable effects on a national scale?

Our results provide tangible evidence that this correlation is not just a quirk of data but a real and significant phenomenon. The scatterplot (Fig. 1) visually captures the harmonious dance between Liberal Arts degrees and tummy-related searches, painting a picture worth more than a thousand words of comedic irony. Much like a well-timed punchline, the data points are tightly clustered along a positively sloped line, underscoring the undeniable link between these variables. It's almost as if statistics itself has a sense of humor, weaving an unexpectedly amusing narrative through the correlation of these two variables.

In conclusion, our research unravels a set of findings that are as thought-provoking as they are entertaining. The alluring blend of statistical significance and seemingly comical correlation between Associates degrees in Liberal Arts and 'tummy ache' searches offers a refreshing spin on the world of research. As we continue to unravel the mysteries of statistical relationships, it's comforting to know that even the most unexpected connections can be uncovered – with a side of statistical humor, of course. And so, the pursuit of knowledge carries with it not only intellectual enlightenment but, quite literally, gut-tickling insights into the quirks of human behavior.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Associates degrees awarded in Liberal arts and Google searches for 'tummy ache'. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
The Liberal Arts Laughs: A Gut-Busting Investigation into the Correlation between Associates Degrees in Liberal Arts and Google Searches for 'Tummy Ache'

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper dives into the surprisingly humorous realm of correlating the number of Associates degrees awarded in Liberal Arts with the frequency of Google searches related to 'tummy ache'. Leveraging data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends, our team unveiled a striking correlation between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. With a correlation coefficient of 0.9873027 and p < 0.01 for the study period spanning 2011 to 2021, our findings suggest a potent connection between pursuing an Associates degree in Liberal Arts and an uptick in searches for remedies to stomach discomfort across the nation. Join us as we unravel this unexpected, yet comedic association - the gut instinct never fails!

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The pursuit of knowledge is often a serious endeavor, but every now and then, we stumble upon correlations that leave us chuckling in disbelief. In this study, we delve into the curious correlation between the number of Associates degrees awarded in Liberal Arts and the frequency of Google searches for 'tummy ache'. Yes, you read that right. We are traversing the hilariously unexpected intersection of academia and stomach discomfort. As we embark on this whimsical journey, we can't help but ponder the enigmatic connection between the world of academia and the undeniable urge to seek solace for that pesky tummy trouble.
With a robust dataset encompassing the National Center for Education Statistics' records of Associates degrees and Google Trends' search data, we set out to uncover any statistical belly laughs lurking beneath the surface. Our investigation extends over a decade, from 2011 to 2021, in order to capture the evolving landscape of liberal arts education and stomach-related information seeking. Armed with statistical tools and an inclination towards witty exploration, our team has embraced this peculiar puzzle with the hope of injecting some levity into the world of research.
To embark on this unconventional journey, we must equip ourselves with a tongue-in-cheek appreciation for the unexpected, an eye for statistical nuance, and a readiness to stomach the potential for whimsical findings. By diligently charting this uncharted territory, we endeavor to tickle the academic community's funny bone while uncovering a correlation that prompts both a raised eyebrow and a knowing chuckle. So, buckle up for a rib-tickling ride through the world of statistics and stomachs – it's going to be a gut-busting experience!

[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analysis of the data revealed a striking correlation between the number of Associates degrees awarded in Liberal Arts and the frequency of Google searches related to 'tummy ache'. With a correlation coefficient of 0.9873027 and an r-squared of 0.9747666 for the period 2011 to 2021, it's safe to say that this correlation is no laughing matter. Well, maybe it is – after all, we're talking about 'tummy ache' searches here!
We uncovered a strong positive relationship between the two variables, suggesting that as the number of Associates degrees in Liberal Arts increased, so did the number of Google searches for 'tummy ache'. It's as if pursuing a degree in Liberal Arts is literally causing stomach discomfort across the nation – who knew a pursuit of knowledge could have such gut-wrenching consequences?
The p-value of less than 0.01 indicates a high level of statistical significance, leaving little room for doubt about the robustness of this correlation. In other words, this finding is not just a statistical fluke – there's some real meat to this correlation, or should we say, indigestible fiber?
The scatterplot (Fig. 1) visually captures the undeniable connection between the two variables. The data points are tightly clustered along a positively sloped line, emphasizing the harmonious dance between Liberal Arts degrees and tummy-related searches. It's like witnessing a stand-up comedy routine by the data itself – one part funny, one part bewildering, and all parts intriguing.
In summary, our research has uncovered a puzzling yet uproarious association between pursuing an Associates degree in Liberal Arts and the surge in Google searches for 'tummy ache'. So, the next time you find yourself pondering the mysteries of academic pursuits and stomach discomfort, remember that sometimes, statistics can serve up a delightful dish of surprises – with a side of unexpected correlations!

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our research has illuminated a whimsical yet undeniable correlation between the pursuit of Associates degrees in Liberal Arts and the increase in Google searches for 'tummy ache'. It seems that as one semester of liberal arts study leads to another, the nation's collective stomachs find themselves in a twist, yearning for remedies and relief. Our statistical analysis has peeled back the layers of this curious connection, revealing a robust correlation coefficient of 0.9873027 – a number so close to 1, it's practically asking for a study buddy.

The p-value of less than 0.01 reinforces the certainty of this correlation, leaving little room for skepticism. It's as if the data itself is saying, "Trust me, this isn't just a statistical fluke – there's something brewing in the realm of liberal arts that's leaving our stomachs grumbling for attention." If only we could feed our hunger for knowledge as voraciously as we seek remedies for our tummy aches!

As we bid adieu to this rib-tickling journey through the quirky corridors of academia and anatomy, it's paramount to acknowledge that the pursuit of knowledge isn't all serious business. Sometimes, it leads us to unexpected correlations that prompt a belly laugh or two. After all, who would have thought that the pursuit of a Liberal Arts degree could leave such a profound imprint on the nation's gastrointestinal musings? It's a testament to the uncanny ways in which statistical analysis can illuminate the most surprising connections, leaving us simultaneously scratching our heads and holding our sides.

With that said, it's safe to conclude that no more research is needed in this area. The correlation between Associates degrees in Liberal Arts and Google searches for 'tummy ache' has been thoroughly explored, leaving no crumb of uncertainty on the research plate. It's time to savor the findings, share a hearty chuckle, and raise a toast to the whimsical wonders of statistics. Cheers to unexpected correlations, and may they continue to tickle our intellectual fancies in the most delightful – and gut-busting – ways possible!



Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited The Liberal Arts Laughs: A Gut-Busting Investigation into the Correlation between Associates Degrees in Liberal Arts and Google Searches for 'Tummy Ache'. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Quirky Academia


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited The Liberal Arts Laughs: A Gut-Busting Investigation into the Correlation between Associates Degrees in Liberal Arts and Google Searches for 'Tummy Ache'. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Society for Humorous Humanities Research


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled The Liberal Arts Laughs: A Gut-Busting Investigation into the Correlation between Associates Degrees in Liberal Arts and Google Searches for 'Tummy Ache' with an abstract of This paper dives into the surprisingly humorous realm of correlating the number of Associates degrees awarded in Liberal Arts with the frequency of Google searches related to 'tummy ache'. Leveraging data from the National Center for Education Statistics and Google Trends, our team unveiled a striking correlation between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. With a correlation coefficient of 0.9873027 and p < 0.01 for the study period spanning 2011 to 2021, our findings suggest a potent connection between pursuing an Associates degree in Liberal Arts and an uptick in searches for remedies to stomach discomfort across the nation. Join us as we unravel this unexpected, yet comedic association - the gut instinct never fails!

ChatGPT:

Associates degrees, Liberal Arts, Google searches, 'tummy ache', correlation, National Center for Education Statistics, Google Trends, correlation coefficient, stomach discomfort, remedies

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Data details

Associates degrees awarded in Liberal arts
Detailed data title: Associate's degrees conferred by postsecondary institutions with a field of study of Liberal arts and sciences, general studies, and humanities
Source: National Center for Education Statistics
See what else correlates with Associates degrees awarded in Liberal arts

Google searches for 'tummy ache'
Detailed data title: Relative volume of Google searches for 'tummy ache' (Worldwide, without quotes)
Source: Google Trends
Additional Info: Relative search volume (not absolute numbers)

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Correlation r = 0.9873027 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.9747666 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 97.5% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Google searches for 'tummy ache') is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Associates degrees awarded in Liberal arts) over the 11 years from 2011 through 2021.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 1.7E-8. 0.0000000168346425273407070000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.99 in 1.7E-6% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 59,401,321 random variables You don't actually need 59 million variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 10 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 10 because we have two variables measured over a period of 11 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.95, 1 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
20112012201320142015201620172018201920202021
Associates degrees awarded in Liberal arts (Degrees awarded)306674336938344171353946367852381202386746398002410632402888400447
Google searches for 'tummy ache' (Rel. search volume)42.66675155.58336065.416769.083371.166777.916782.583383.583.5833




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([306674,336938,344171,353946,367852,381202,386746,398002,410632,402888,400447,])
array_2 = np.array([42.6667,51,55.5833,60,65.4167,69.0833,71.1667,77.9167,82.5833,83.5,83.5833,])
array_1_name = "Associates degrees awarded in Liberal arts"
array_2_name = "Google searches for 'tummy ache'"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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