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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is American cheese consumption and the second variable is ANSYs' stock price (ANSS).  The chart goes from 2002 to 2021, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

Because as Americans consumed more American cheese, they became cheesily optimistic, causing a surge in happiness and productivity. This upbeat attitude translated to increased demand for software, boosting ANSYs' stock price. Behind every successful stock is a gouda explanation!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image of a group of Americans sitting in a vibrant, retro-themed room adorned with neon lights and geometric patterns. They are joyfully indulging in mouthwatering burgers topped with perfectly melted American cheese, each wearing a beaming smile. As they savor their meal, the individuals are enthusiastically engaged with their computers, exuding a sense of productivity and contentment. In the background, a wall-mounted screen displays a dynamic stock price chart for ANSYs, showcasing a consistent upward trend that signifies heightened demand for software. The overall scene exudes a blend of nostalgia and modern innovation, perfectly encapsulating the essence of Vaporwave style. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: American cheese consumption and ANSYs' stock price (ANSS). Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Hyper-realistic Charcoal Glitch art Vaporwave Cutsy art illustration
ChatGPT: Vaporwave

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both American cheese consumption and ANSYs' stock price (ANSS), in the following situation: Because as Americans consumed more American cheese, they became cheesily optimistic, causing a surge in happiness and productivity. This upbeat attitude translated to increased demand for software, boosting ANSYs' stock price. Behind every successful stock is a gouda explanation!. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: A group of Americans happily enjoying burgers with melted American cheese, smiling as they work at their computers. In the background, the stock price chart for ANSYs is shown with a steady upward trend, indicating increased demand for software.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Vaporwave ] and depicting this scene: A group of Americans happily enjoying burgers with melted American cheese, smiling as they work at their computers. In the background, the stock price chart for ANSYs is shown with a steady upward trend, indicating increased demand for software. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image of a group of Americans sitting in a vibrant, retro-themed room adorned with neon lights and geometric patterns. They are joyfully indulging in mouthwatering burgers topped with perfectly melted American cheese, each wearing a beaming smile. As they savor their meal, the individuals are enthusiastically engaged with their computers, exuding a sense of productivity and contentment. In the background, a wall-mounted screen displays a dynamic stock price chart for ANSYs, showcasing a consistent upward trend that signifies heightened demand for software. The overall scene exudes a blend of nostalgia and modern innovation, perfectly encapsulating the essence of Vaporwave style.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide humerus responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else. Your responses should be able to be used as the title for a funny post, or the top comment on a thread explaining the connection.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in American cheese consumption caused ANSYs' stock price (ANSS) to increase. Make it lighthearted and humerus but plausible, and keep it short to ~90 tokens. Do not start with 'well' or 'you see' or similar statements. Do not restate the variables; lead with the answer (what comes after 'because...')

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Cheese to the Stock Price: Uncovering the Link Between American Cheese Consumption and ANSYS' Stock Price

The Journal of Culinary Finance and Economics

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between American cheese consumption and ANSYs' stock price (ANSS). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Include a pun in the title.

Your research team used data from USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8843549 and p < 0.01 for 2002 to 2021.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Cheese to the Stock Price: Uncovering the Link Between American Cheese Consumption and ANSYS' Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
The tantalizing aroma of American cheese and the bewildering world of stock prices have intrigued researchers for centuries. In this study, we aim to unravel the enigmatic connection between these seemingly unrelated entities by examining the consumption of American cheese and its impact on the stock price of ANSYS, represented by the ticker ANSS. Our research team meticulously delved into data from the U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to tackle this cheese-dependent stock market quandary. Astonishingly, the analysis unveiled a correlation coefficient of 0.8843549 with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period of 2002 to 2021, indicating a strong association between American cheese consumption and the fluctuations in ANSYS' stock price. This paper not only sheds light on the cheese-stock nexus but also provides a slice of humor and gouda insights to the scholarly discourse.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between American cheese consumption and ANSYs' stock price (ANSS). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Cheese to the Stock Price: Uncovering the Link Between American Cheese Consumption and ANSYS' Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
The tantalizing aroma of American cheese and the bewildering world of stock prices have intrigued researchers for centuries. In this study, we aim to unravel the enigmatic connection between these seemingly unrelated entities by examining the consumption of American cheese and its impact on the stock price of ANSYS, represented by the ticker ANSS. Our research team meticulously delved into data from the U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to tackle this cheese-dependent stock market quandary. Astonishingly, the analysis unveiled a correlation coefficient of 0.8843549 with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period of 2002 to 2021, indicating a strong association between American cheese consumption and the fluctuations in ANSYS' stock price. This paper not only sheds light on the cheese-stock nexus but also provides a slice of humor and gouda insights to the scholarly discourse.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The intersection of gastronomy and finance has long been a source of curiosity for researchers, with myriad studies exploring the impact of diverse food items on the fluctuations of stock prices. However, the peculiarity of American cheese and its potential influence on the stock price of ANSYS (ANSS) has remained an enigmatic conundrum in the financial world. While some may dismiss such a correlation as mere queso-investment speculation, our research delves into this curious matter with the rigor of a seasoned dairy aficionado.

The magnitude of this seemingly incongruous relationship prompts a deeper investigation, as it dances on the edge of the dairy-divine and the stock market churn – a veritable melting pot of unexpected connections. As we embark on this quest, we aim to bring to light the tantalizing dance between American cheese consumption and the price movements of ANSYS' stock, which, much like a fine cheddar, is ripe for exploration.

Our inquiry stems not from mere curiozity but from rigorous empirical analysis, buoyed by a thorough examination of authoritative data sources – the U.S. Department of Agriculture and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv). This robust foundation underpins our path to untangle the cheese-scented mysteries of stock fluctuations, embarking on the journey not merely with a sense of curiosity, but with all the precision and integrity one would expect from a Gouda-natured academic inquiry.

The aim of this paper is not only to unravel the cheesy enigma surrounding ANSYS' stock price but also to inject a dash of humor and provolone insights into the scholarly discourse. We are resolute in our dedication to take a "whey"ward path, gouda or bad, to illuminate this compelling connection that transcends the conventional boundaries of finance and food research. Through diligent examination and deft statistical analysis, we aspire to demonstrate that when it comes to the link between American cheese consumption and ANSS stock, there is no queso too "grate" to explore.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between American cheese consumption and ANSYs' stock price (ANSS). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Perhaps you also got inspiration from some board games that are vaugely related.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Cheese to the Stock Price: Uncovering the Link Between American Cheese Consumption and ANSYS' Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
The tantalizing aroma of American cheese and the bewildering world of stock prices have intrigued researchers for centuries. In this study, we aim to unravel the enigmatic connection between these seemingly unrelated entities by examining the consumption of American cheese and its impact on the stock price of ANSYS, represented by the ticker ANSS. Our research team meticulously delved into data from the U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to tackle this cheese-dependent stock market quandary. Astonishingly, the analysis unveiled a correlation coefficient of 0.8843549 with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period of 2002 to 2021, indicating a strong association between American cheese consumption and the fluctuations in ANSYS' stock price. This paper not only sheds light on the cheese-stock nexus but also provides a slice of humor and gouda insights to the scholarly discourse.

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The intersection of gastronomy and finance has long been a source of curiosity for researchers, with myriad studies exploring the impact of diverse food items on the fluctuations of stock prices. However, the peculiarity of American cheese and its potential influence on the stock price of ANSYS (ANSS) has remained an enigmatic conundrum in the financial world. While some may dismiss such a correlation as mere queso-investment speculation, our research delves into this curious matter with the rigor of a seasoned dairy aficionado.
The magnitude of this seemingly incongruous relationship prompts a deeper investigation, as it dances on the edge of the dairy-divine and the stock market churn – a veritable melting pot of unexpected connections. As we embark on this quest, we aim to bring to light the tantalizing dance between American cheese consumption and the price movements of ANSYS' stock, which, much like a fine cheddar, is ripe for exploration.
Our inquiry stems not from mere curiozity but from rigorous empirical analysis, buoyed by a thorough examination of authoritative data sources – the U.S. Department of Agriculture and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv). This robust foundation underpins our path to untangle the cheese-scented mysteries of stock fluctuations, embarking on the journey not merely with a sense of curiosity, but with all the precision and integrity one would expect from a Gouda-natured academic inquiry.
The aim of this paper is not only to unravel the cheesy enigma surrounding ANSYS' stock price but also to inject a dash of humor and provolone insights into the scholarly discourse. We are resolute in our dedication to take a "whey"ward path, gouda or bad, to illuminate this compelling connection that transcends the conventional boundaries of finance and food research. Through diligent examination and deft statistical analysis, we aspire to demonstrate that when it comes to the link between American cheese consumption and ANSS stock, there is no queso too "grate" to explore.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The relationship between American cheese consumption and stock prices, while seemingly disparate, has been a subject of growing interest within the academic community. Smith et al. (2017) conducted a comprehensive analysis of dairy product consumption and its impact on various sectors of the economy, laying a foundational understanding of the potential influence of cheese on financial markets. Likewise, Doe and Jones (2019) delved into the intricate web of consumer behavior and stock price movements, providing insights into the subtle yet impactful connections between seemingly unrelated variables.

Moving beyond the traditional boundaries of financial literature, works such as "The Cheese Lover's Companion" by Sharon Tyler Herbst and Ron Herbst and "The Big Cheese of Third Street" by Rebecca C. Jones offer a broader perspective on the cultural and culinary significance of cheese, indirectly hinting at its potential influence on market dynamics. Furthermore, seminal works in the realm of speculative fiction, such as "The Cheese Monkeys" by Chip Kidd and "The Mouse and the Motorcycle" by Beverly Cleary, although not directly correlated with finance, subtly pique the imagination and prompt considerations of unconventional connections.

Drawing inspiration from the eclectic world of board games, "Cheese Chase" and "Stock Market Tycoon" introduce tangential yet thought-provoking elements that offer a whimsical lens through which to approach the intersection of American cheese consumption and stock price movements. While these sources may not directly address the specific correlation between American cheese consumption and ANSYS' stock price, they contribute to the wider tapestry of interdisciplinary perspectives that inform this investigation.

As the academic landscape continues to evolve, it is imperative to embrace unconventional lenses through which to examine complex phenomena. The literature reviewed provides a foundation for this study, setting the stage for a departure from conventional modes of inquiry and introducing an element of levity that is often absent in scholarly discourse. In the pursuit of unraveling the enigmatic relationship between American cheese consumption and ANSS stock price, this research endeavors to not only contribute to financial literature but also to infuse a sense of playfulness into the analytical rigor, ensuring that no cheesy pun goes ungrated in the process.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between American cheese consumption and ANSYs' stock price (ANSS). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) . You used data from 2002 to 2021

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Cheese to the Stock Price: Uncovering the Link Between American Cheese Consumption and ANSYS' Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
The tantalizing aroma of American cheese and the bewildering world of stock prices have intrigued researchers for centuries. In this study, we aim to unravel the enigmatic connection between these seemingly unrelated entities by examining the consumption of American cheese and its impact on the stock price of ANSYS, represented by the ticker ANSS. Our research team meticulously delved into data from the U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to tackle this cheese-dependent stock market quandary. Astonishingly, the analysis unveiled a correlation coefficient of 0.8843549 with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period of 2002 to 2021, indicating a strong association between American cheese consumption and the fluctuations in ANSYS' stock price. This paper not only sheds light on the cheese-stock nexus but also provides a slice of humor and gouda insights to the scholarly discourse.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The intersection of gastronomy and finance has long been a source of curiosity for researchers, with myriad studies exploring the impact of diverse food items on the fluctuations of stock prices. However, the peculiarity of American cheese and its potential influence on the stock price of ANSYS (ANSS) has remained an enigmatic conundrum in the financial world. While some may dismiss such a correlation as mere queso-investment speculation, our research delves into this curious matter with the rigor of a seasoned dairy aficionado.
The magnitude of this seemingly incongruous relationship prompts a deeper investigation, as it dances on the edge of the dairy-divine and the stock market churn – a veritable melting pot of unexpected connections. As we embark on this quest, we aim to bring to light the tantalizing dance between American cheese consumption and the price movements of ANSYS' stock, which, much like a fine cheddar, is ripe for exploration.
Our inquiry stems not from mere curiozity but from rigorous empirical analysis, buoyed by a thorough examination of authoritative data sources – the U.S. Department of Agriculture and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv). This robust foundation underpins our path to untangle the cheese-scented mysteries of stock fluctuations, embarking on the journey not merely with a sense of curiosity, but with all the precision and integrity one would expect from a Gouda-natured academic inquiry.
The aim of this paper is not only to unravel the cheesy enigma surrounding ANSYS' stock price but also to inject a dash of humor and provolone insights into the scholarly discourse. We are resolute in our dedication to take a "whey"ward path, gouda or bad, to illuminate this compelling connection that transcends the conventional boundaries of finance and food research. Through diligent examination and deft statistical analysis, we aspire to demonstrate that when it comes to the link between American cheese consumption and ANSS stock, there is no queso too "grate" to explore.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To embark on our cheese-powered odyssey through the labyrinth of stock market dynamics, we adopted a multidimensional approach encompassing both quantitative and qualitative analyses. Our team of intrepid researchers scoured the digital landscape, navigating a proverbial maze of bytes and data points with the fervor of a mouse in a cheese factory.

Data Collection:
The foundation of our study was laid upon a bedrock of data sourced from the U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv). We procured comprehensive data on American cheese consumption patterns and meticulously tracked the daily fluctuations in the stock price of ANSYS (ANSS) from 2002 to 2021. Our crack team of data wranglers ensured that no proverbial cheese was left unturned in this dairy-infused exploration of financial phenomena.

Cheese Consumption Measurement:
To quantify the omnipresent influence of American cheese on the palates of the populace, we voyaged into the virtual dairy aisles of cyberspace. Leveraging cutting-edge algorithms and statistical models, we estimated per capita American cheese consumption based on a myriad of conspicuous and inconspicuous sources. Our approach involved an intricate blend of cheesy arithmetic and gastronomic calculus, ensuring that even the slightest curd-related nuances were captured in our calculations.

Stock Price Analysis:
Navigating the unpredictable tides of the stock market, we harnessed the prowess of numerical wizardry to dissect the movements of ANSYS' stock price. Through the artful deployment of time series analysis and regression modeling, we scrutinized the intricate dance of digits and decimals, seeking to unravel the whims and fancies of market fluctuations. This process involved a judicious mingling of statistical finagling and meticulous number-crunching, akin to a grand symphony orchestrated with the precision of a mouse click.

Correlation Assessment:
With the data meticulously curated and the stage set for revelation, we delved into the heart of statistical analysis to unveil the potential nexus between American cheese consumption and ANSYS' stock price. Employing the venerable Pearson correlation coefficient and its spiffy sidekick, the p-value, we sought to quantify the strength and significance of the hypothesized relationship. The statistical outliers, much like elusive slices of Swiss cheese, were identified and wrangled into submission as we endeavored to separate the signal from the noise in our cheese-infused financial saga.

Deep Learning (Not the AI Kind):
In an unexpected turn of events, several team members opted for a "deep dive" into the world of cheese appreciation, drawing inspiration from the gustatory pleasures that lie beyond the confines of stock tickers and price charts. Through fervent discussions and tastings of various cheese varieties, we endeavored to fathom the ineffable essence of American cheese and its potential impact on the human psyche, vaguely reminiscent of a dairy-focused book club meeting.

In essence, our methodology was an amalgamation of statistical sorcery, gastronomic gusto, and a generous sprinkling of academic rigour; a scientific fondue, if you will, blending disparate elements to bring forth a feast of knowledge and gouda insights.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between American cheese consumption and ANSYs' stock price (ANSS). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) .

For the time period 2002 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.8843549, r-squared of 0.7820836, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Cheese to the Stock Price: Uncovering the Link Between American Cheese Consumption and ANSYS' Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
The tantalizing aroma of American cheese and the bewildering world of stock prices have intrigued researchers for centuries. In this study, we aim to unravel the enigmatic connection between these seemingly unrelated entities by examining the consumption of American cheese and its impact on the stock price of ANSYS, represented by the ticker ANSS. Our research team meticulously delved into data from the U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to tackle this cheese-dependent stock market quandary. Astonishingly, the analysis unveiled a correlation coefficient of 0.8843549 with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period of 2002 to 2021, indicating a strong association between American cheese consumption and the fluctuations in ANSYS' stock price. This paper not only sheds light on the cheese-stock nexus but also provides a slice of humor and gouda insights to the scholarly discourse.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The intersection of gastronomy and finance has long been a source of curiosity for researchers, with myriad studies exploring the impact of diverse food items on the fluctuations of stock prices. However, the peculiarity of American cheese and its potential influence on the stock price of ANSYS (ANSS) has remained an enigmatic conundrum in the financial world. While some may dismiss such a correlation as mere queso-investment speculation, our research delves into this curious matter with the rigor of a seasoned dairy aficionado.
The magnitude of this seemingly incongruous relationship prompts a deeper investigation, as it dances on the edge of the dairy-divine and the stock market churn – a veritable melting pot of unexpected connections. As we embark on this quest, we aim to bring to light the tantalizing dance between American cheese consumption and the price movements of ANSYS' stock, which, much like a fine cheddar, is ripe for exploration.
Our inquiry stems not from mere curiozity but from rigorous empirical analysis, buoyed by a thorough examination of authoritative data sources – the U.S. Department of Agriculture and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv). This robust foundation underpins our path to untangle the cheese-scented mysteries of stock fluctuations, embarking on the journey not merely with a sense of curiosity, but with all the precision and integrity one would expect from a Gouda-natured academic inquiry.
The aim of this paper is not only to unravel the cheesy enigma surrounding ANSYS' stock price but also to inject a dash of humor and provolone insights into the scholarly discourse. We are resolute in our dedication to take a "whey"ward path, gouda or bad, to illuminate this compelling connection that transcends the conventional boundaries of finance and food research. Through diligent examination and deft statistical analysis, we aspire to demonstrate that when it comes to the link between American cheese consumption and ANSS stock, there is no queso too "grate" to explore.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The statistical analysis of the relationship between American cheese consumption and ANSYS' stock price (ANSS) yielded intriguing findings. Over the period of 2002 to 2021, our research team found a strikingly robust correlation coefficient of 0.8843549, indicating a strong positive correlation between the two variables. This correlation is best described as "gouda" – not just any ordinary cheese.

Moreover, the calculated r-squared value of 0.7820836 suggests that approximately 78.2% of the variability in ANSS stock price movements can be explained by changes in American cheese consumption. This finding is indeed "grate" news, as it highlights the substantial influence of American cheese on the stock market, debunking any notions that it's just a "may-brie" correlation.

Furthermore, the p-value of less than 0.01 underscores the statistical significance of our results, providing robust evidence against the null hypothesis of no relationship between American cheese consumption and ANSYS' stock price. This statistical evidence is as strong as the smell of a pungent blue cheese – impossible to ignore.

In Fig. 1, the scatterplot visually confirms the strong positive correlation between American cheese consumption and ANSS stock price. The points on the plot are as tightly packed as a well-stocked cheese platter, emphasizing the coherence between the two variables. This visual representation makes it abundantly clear that the relationship is more than just a mere "whimsy" of the data.

In summary, our findings provide compelling evidence for the remarkable association between American cheese consumption and ANSYS' stock price. The results serve as a testament to the unforeseen interplay between gastronomic delights and financial markets, reminding us that the world of cheese and stocks is indeed a "feta" accompli. These findings not only enrich the understanding of the cheese-stock nexus but also bring a slice of whimsy to the otherwise solemn field of financial research.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between American cheese consumption and ANSYs' stock price (ANSS). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Cheese to the Stock Price: Uncovering the Link Between American Cheese Consumption and ANSYS' Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
The tantalizing aroma of American cheese and the bewildering world of stock prices have intrigued researchers for centuries. In this study, we aim to unravel the enigmatic connection between these seemingly unrelated entities by examining the consumption of American cheese and its impact on the stock price of ANSYS, represented by the ticker ANSS. Our research team meticulously delved into data from the U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to tackle this cheese-dependent stock market quandary. Astonishingly, the analysis unveiled a correlation coefficient of 0.8843549 with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period of 2002 to 2021, indicating a strong association between American cheese consumption and the fluctuations in ANSYS' stock price. This paper not only sheds light on the cheese-stock nexus but also provides a slice of humor and gouda insights to the scholarly discourse.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The relationship between American cheese consumption and stock prices, while seemingly disparate, has been a subject of growing interest within the academic community. Smith et al. (2017) conducted a comprehensive analysis of dairy product consumption and its impact on various sectors of the economy, laying a foundational understanding of the potential influence of cheese on financial markets. Likewise, Doe and Jones (2019) delved into the intricate web of consumer behavior and stock price movements, providing insights into the subtle yet impactful connections between seemingly unrelated variables.
Moving beyond the traditional boundaries of financial literature, works such as "The Cheese Lover's Companion" by Sharon Tyler Herbst and Ron Herbst and "The Big Cheese of Third Street" by Rebecca C. Jones offer a broader perspective on the cultural and culinary significance of cheese, indirectly hinting at its potential influence on market dynamics. Furthermore, seminal works in the realm of speculative fiction, such as "The Cheese Monkeys" by Chip Kidd and "The Mouse and the Motorcycle" by Beverly Cleary, although not directly correlated with finance, subtly pique the imagination and prompt considerations of unconventional connections.
Drawing inspiration from the eclectic world of board games, "Cheese Chase" and "Stock Market Tycoon" introduce tangential yet thought-provoking elements that offer a whimsical lens through which to approach the intersection of American cheese consumption and stock price movements. While these sources may not directly address the specific correlation between American cheese consumption and ANSYS' stock price, they contribute to the wider tapestry of interdisciplinary perspectives that inform this investigation.
As the academic landscape continues to evolve, it is imperative to embrace unconventional lenses through which to examine complex phenomena. The literature reviewed provides a foundation for this study, setting the stage for a departure from conventional modes of inquiry and introducing an element of levity that is often absent in scholarly discourse. In the pursuit of unraveling the enigmatic relationship between American cheese consumption and ANSS stock price, this research endeavors to not only contribute to financial literature but also to infuse a sense of playfulness into the analytical rigor, ensuring that no cheesy pun goes ungrated in the process.

[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analysis of the relationship between American cheese consumption and ANSYS' stock price (ANSS) yielded intriguing findings. Over the period of 2002 to 2021, our research team found a strikingly robust correlation coefficient of 0.8843549, indicating a strong positive correlation between the two variables. This correlation is best described as "gouda" – not just any ordinary cheese.
Moreover, the calculated r-squared value of 0.7820836 suggests that approximately 78.2% of the variability in ANSS stock price movements can be explained by changes in American cheese consumption. This finding is indeed "grate" news, as it highlights the substantial influence of American cheese on the stock market, debunking any notions that it's just a "may-brie" correlation.
Furthermore, the p-value of less than 0.01 underscores the statistical significance of our results, providing robust evidence against the null hypothesis of no relationship between American cheese consumption and ANSYS' stock price. This statistical evidence is as strong as the smell of a pungent blue cheese – impossible to ignore.
In Fig. 1, the scatterplot visually confirms the strong positive correlation between American cheese consumption and ANSS stock price. The points on the plot are as tightly packed as a well-stocked cheese platter, emphasizing the coherence between the two variables. This visual representation makes it abundantly clear that the relationship is more than just a mere "whimsy" of the data.
In summary, our findings provide compelling evidence for the remarkable association between American cheese consumption and ANSYS' stock price. The results serve as a testament to the unforeseen interplay between gastronomic delights and financial markets, reminding us that the world of cheese and stocks is indeed a "feta" accompli. These findings not only enrich the understanding of the cheese-stock nexus but also bring a slice of whimsy to the otherwise solemn field of financial research.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



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[[DISCUSSION]]

The findings of our study undeniably support and expound upon the prior research in this area, lending credence to the substantial link between American cheese consumption and ANSYS' stock price. Our results align with Smith et al.'s (2017) recognition of the potential influence of cheese on financial markets and extend it by quantifying this influence with a correlation coefficient that could make even the most stolid researcher crack a smile. Furthermore, the robust statistical significance of our results echoes the sentiment expressed by Doe and Jones (2019), affirming the subtle yet impactful connections between seemingly unrelated variables—albeit with a cheesier twist.

Drawing inspiration from unconventional sources, the literature review—despite its seemingly lighthearted references to cheesy literature, board games, and speculative fiction—has provided a rich and diverse foundation for our study. The "Cheese Chase" may not have led us astray, but rather channeled our curiosity towards uncovering the "gouda" truths within the stock market. Likewise, the seemingly whimsical references to speculative fiction have, in their own way, prompted us to consider the unexplored, unconventional, and often overlooked connections that lie just beneath the surface of financial phenomena.

Our findings, encapsulated in the robust correlation coefficient, r-squared value, and p-value, all point to the undeniable conclusion that the relationship between American cheese consumption and ANSYS' stock price is not merely a product of chance. The scatterplot visually reinforces the notion that this association is as real and tangible as a platter of artisanal cheese. It's safe to say that our findings add a slice of whimsy to the otherwise serious and oftentimes staid field of financial research, and as researchers, we are proud to have brought a little levity to this topic.

In summary, while the linkage between cheese and stocks may seem unconventional, our research has provided compelling evidence that demands further attention. The undeniable influence of American cheese on the fluctuations of ANSYS' stock price is a testament to the multifaceted interplay between gastronomy and financial markets. It seems that, like a perfectly aged Gruyère, this connection has only ripened with time.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between American cheese consumption and ANSYs' stock price (ANSS). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Cheese to the Stock Price: Uncovering the Link Between American Cheese Consumption and ANSYS' Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
The tantalizing aroma of American cheese and the bewildering world of stock prices have intrigued researchers for centuries. In this study, we aim to unravel the enigmatic connection between these seemingly unrelated entities by examining the consumption of American cheese and its impact on the stock price of ANSYS, represented by the ticker ANSS. Our research team meticulously delved into data from the U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to tackle this cheese-dependent stock market quandary. Astonishingly, the analysis unveiled a correlation coefficient of 0.8843549 with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period of 2002 to 2021, indicating a strong association between American cheese consumption and the fluctuations in ANSYS' stock price. This paper not only sheds light on the cheese-stock nexus but also provides a slice of humor and gouda insights to the scholarly discourse.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The intersection of gastronomy and finance has long been a source of curiosity for researchers, with myriad studies exploring the impact of diverse food items on the fluctuations of stock prices. However, the peculiarity of American cheese and its potential influence on the stock price of ANSYS (ANSS) has remained an enigmatic conundrum in the financial world. While some may dismiss such a correlation as mere queso-investment speculation, our research delves into this curious matter with the rigor of a seasoned dairy aficionado.
The magnitude of this seemingly incongruous relationship prompts a deeper investigation, as it dances on the edge of the dairy-divine and the stock market churn – a veritable melting pot of unexpected connections. As we embark on this quest, we aim to bring to light the tantalizing dance between American cheese consumption and the price movements of ANSYS' stock, which, much like a fine cheddar, is ripe for exploration.
Our inquiry stems not from mere curiozity but from rigorous empirical analysis, buoyed by a thorough examination of authoritative data sources – the U.S. Department of Agriculture and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv). This robust foundation underpins our path to untangle the cheese-scented mysteries of stock fluctuations, embarking on the journey not merely with a sense of curiosity, but with all the precision and integrity one would expect from a Gouda-natured academic inquiry.
The aim of this paper is not only to unravel the cheesy enigma surrounding ANSYS' stock price but also to inject a dash of humor and provolone insights into the scholarly discourse. We are resolute in our dedication to take a "whey"ward path, gouda or bad, to illuminate this compelling connection that transcends the conventional boundaries of finance and food research. Through diligent examination and deft statistical analysis, we aspire to demonstrate that when it comes to the link between American cheese consumption and ANSS stock, there is no queso too "grate" to explore.

[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analysis of the relationship between American cheese consumption and ANSYS' stock price (ANSS) yielded intriguing findings. Over the period of 2002 to 2021, our research team found a strikingly robust correlation coefficient of 0.8843549, indicating a strong positive correlation between the two variables. This correlation is best described as "gouda" – not just any ordinary cheese.
Moreover, the calculated r-squared value of 0.7820836 suggests that approximately 78.2% of the variability in ANSS stock price movements can be explained by changes in American cheese consumption. This finding is indeed "grate" news, as it highlights the substantial influence of American cheese on the stock market, debunking any notions that it's just a "may-brie" correlation.
Furthermore, the p-value of less than 0.01 underscores the statistical significance of our results, providing robust evidence against the null hypothesis of no relationship between American cheese consumption and ANSYS' stock price. This statistical evidence is as strong as the smell of a pungent blue cheese – impossible to ignore.
In Fig. 1, the scatterplot visually confirms the strong positive correlation between American cheese consumption and ANSS stock price. The points on the plot are as tightly packed as a well-stocked cheese platter, emphasizing the coherence between the two variables. This visual representation makes it abundantly clear that the relationship is more than just a mere "whimsy" of the data.
In summary, our findings provide compelling evidence for the remarkable association between American cheese consumption and ANSYS' stock price. The results serve as a testament to the unforeseen interplay between gastronomic delights and financial markets, reminding us that the world of cheese and stocks is indeed a "feta" accompli. These findings not only enrich the understanding of the cheese-stock nexus but also bring a slice of whimsy to the otherwise solemn field of financial research.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



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[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our study has successfully unraveled the intriguing link between American cheese consumption and ANSYS' stock price (ANSS), shedding light on a correlation as strong as a well-aged cheddar. Our findings have melted away any doubts about the significance of this dairy-delightful relationship, leaving us with a fond appreciation for the unexpected symphony between queso and stocks.

The robust correlation coefficient of 0.8843549, akin to the creamy consistency of a brie, aptly illustrates the undeniable connection between these seemingly disparate variables. With an r-squared value of 0.7820836, our analysis shows that American cheese consumption explains a gratifying 78.2% of the fluctuations in ANSS stock price, proving that this association is not just a Gouda theory.

Moreover, the statistical significance of our results, as evident from the p-value of less than 0.01, serves as a strong testament to the validity of this cheese-stock pas de deux. The scatterplot, akin to a well-curated cheese platter, visually confirms the harmonious relationship, leaving no "whey" for doubt about the substantial influence of American cheese on the stock market.

As we reflect on these findings, we cannot help but marvel at the serendipity that led us down this delectable path of research. Our exploration of the cheese-stock nexus, far from being a mere "queso" curiosity, has added a sprinkle of humor and originality to the field of financial research, proving that even the most unexpected connections can yield "grate" insights.

In light of these compelling findings, we assert that further research in this area is as unnecessary as an extra slice of cheese on a well-crafted sandwich - unnecessary but undoubtedly delightful. Our study stands as a testament to the charm of unearthing unexpected correlations, reminding us that in the world of research, much like in the world of cheese, the most delicious discoveries often come from the most surprising sources.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Cheese to the Stock Price: Uncovering the Link Between American Cheese Consumption and ANSYS' Stock Price. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Culinary Finance and Economics


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Cheese to the Stock Price: Uncovering the Link Between American Cheese Consumption and ANSYS' Stock Price. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The International Institute for Dairy Economics and Stock Market Analysis


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Cheese to the Stock Price: Uncovering the Link Between American Cheese Consumption and ANSYS' Stock Price with an abstract of The tantalizing aroma of American cheese and the bewildering world of stock prices have intrigued researchers for centuries. In this study, we aim to unravel the enigmatic connection between these seemingly unrelated entities by examining the consumption of American cheese and its impact on the stock price of ANSYS, represented by the ticker ANSS. Our research team meticulously delved into data from the U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to tackle this cheese-dependent stock market quandary. Astonishingly, the analysis unveiled a correlation coefficient of 0.8843549 with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period of 2002 to 2021, indicating a strong association between American cheese consumption and the fluctuations in ANSYS' stock price. This paper not only sheds light on the cheese-stock nexus but also provides a slice of humor and gouda insights to the scholarly discourse.

ChatGPT:

American cheese consumption, ANSYS stock price, correlation, USDA data, LSEG Analytics, Refinitiv, stock market, cheese consumption impact, correlation coefficient, p-value, statistical significance, 2002-2021 period, scholarly discourse

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Data details

American cheese consumption
Detailed data title: Per capita consumption of American cheese in the US
Source: USDA
See what else correlates with American cheese consumption

ANSYs' stock price (ANSS)
Detailed data title: Opening price of ANSYS (ANSS) on the first trading day of the year
Source: LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv)
Additional Info: Via Microsoft Excel Stockhistory function

See what else correlates with ANSYs' stock price (ANSS)

Correlation r = 0.8843549 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.7820836 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 78.2% of the change in the one variable (i.e., ANSYs' stock price (ANSS)) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., American cheese consumption) over the 20 years from 2002 through 2021.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 2.3E-7. 0.0000002292904128208339000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.88 in 2.3E-5% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 4,361,281 random variables You don't actually need 4 million variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 19 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 19 because we have two variables measured over a period of 20 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.73, 0.95 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
20022003200420052006200720082009201020112012201320142015201620172018201920202021
American cheese consumption (Pounds per person)12.831412.561912.861212.64913.065612.792913.130613.355313.304813.039213.256913.357313.665614.044414.362115.090115.402715.538915.516.1
ANSYs' stock price (ANSS) (Stock price)6.125.039.8916.2221.2721.6341.3227.8643.5652.5558.0668.5486.4482.0991.493.12148.15140.19257.01362.35




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([12.8314,12.5619,12.8612,12.649,13.0656,12.7929,13.1306,13.3553,13.3048,13.0392,13.2569,13.3573,13.6656,14.0444,14.3621,15.0901,15.4027,15.5389,15.5,16.1,])
array_2 = np.array([6.12,5.03,9.89,16.22,21.27,21.63,41.32,27.86,43.56,52.55,58.06,68.54,86.44,82.09,91.4,93.12,148.15,140.19,257.01,362.35,])
array_1_name = "American cheese consumption"
array_2_name = "ANSYs' stock price (ANSS)"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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