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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is American cheese consumption and the second variable is TransDigm Group's stock price (TDG).  The chart goes from 2007 to 2021, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As American cheese consumption melted hearts across the nation, it created a ripple effect in the stock market. The ooey-gooey goodness of this cheese led to an increase in happiness levels, prompting people to invest in things that brought them joy - like TransDigm Group. It's a gouda thing they did, because the stock price rose as investors felt grate about the company's potential. This correlation is no accident; it's a cheesy twist of fate that's nacho average stock market story. Talk about a dairy tale ending for TransDigm Group! Remember, when it comes to stocks, it's all about the whey you cheddar your investments. But hey, that's just how the queso crumbles in the finance world!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: [ Data cyber art ] Generate an image of a bustling diner, where a chef flips a sizzling grilled cheese sandwich on a hot pan, surrounded by smiling customers eagerly waiting for their delicious orders. Above them, a digital stock market ticker prominently displays TransDigm Group's rising stock price (TDG) in neon colors. In the background, a futuristic chart with an upward trend symbolizes the company's growth and success. The air is filled with the aroma of melted American cheese, accentuating the surge in demand that led to the company's increased aircraft parts revenue. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: American cheese consumption and TransDigm Group's stock price (TDG). Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: a funny image macro Glitch art Magic realism Oragami Data cyber art
ChatGPT: Data cyber art

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both American cheese consumption and TransDigm Group's stock price (TDG), in the following situation: Because American cheese consumption increases led to a surge in demand for grilled cheese sandwiches, boosting restaurant sales and TransDigm's aircraft parts revenue, causing TDG stock price to rise.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a bustling diner, a chef flips a sizzling grilled cheese sandwich on a hot pan, while a crowd of smiling customers eagerly wait for their delicious orders. Above them, a stock market ticker displays TransDigm Group's rising stock price (TDG) as a chart in the background shows an upward trend. The aroma of melted American cheese fills the air, symbolizing the surge in demand that led to the company's increased aircraft parts revenue.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Data cyber art ] and depicting this scene: In a bustling diner, a chef flips a sizzling grilled cheese sandwich on a hot pan, while a crowd of smiling customers eagerly wait for their delicious orders. Above them, a stock market ticker displays TransDigm Group's rising stock price (TDG) as a chart in the background shows an upward trend. The aroma of melted American cheese fills the air, symbolizing the surge in demand that led to the company's increased aircraft parts revenue. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: [ Data cyber art ] Generate an image of a bustling diner, where a chef flips a sizzling grilled cheese sandwich on a hot pan, surrounded by smiling customers eagerly waiting for their delicious orders. Above them, a digital stock market ticker prominently displays TransDigm Group's rising stock price (TDG) in neon colors. In the background, a futuristic chart with an upward trend symbolizes the company's growth and success. The air is filled with the aroma of melted American cheese, accentuating the surge in demand that led to the company's increased aircraft parts revenue.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in American cheese consumption caused TransDigm Group's stock price (TDG) to increase. Include one good pun.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Say Cheese! The Cheddar Connection: Exploring the Relationship Between American Cheese Consumption and TransDigm's Stock Price

The Journal of Gastronomic Finance

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between American cheese consumption and TransDigm Group's stock price (TDG). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title a clever pun.

Your research team used data from USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9205844 and p < 0.01 for 2007 to 2021.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Say Cheese! The Cheddar Connection: Exploring the Relationship Between American Cheese Consumption and TransDigm's Stock Price"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the curiously captivating relationship between American cheese consumption and TransDigm Group's stock price (TDG). As we slice through the data, we aim to bring some gouda news to the world of finance and dairy enthusiasts. Utilizing data from the USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we conducted a comprehensive analysis covering the period from 2007 to 2021.

Our findings revealed a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.9205844 and a significant p-value of less than 0.01, indicating that there is indeed a strong association between these seemingly unrelated variables. It appears that as the consumption of American cheese melts, so does the stock price of TransDigm Group. This correlation is not just a fleeting feta, but a robust and enduring phenomenon that demands further investigation.

Now, you may be thinking, "What's the cheddar with this correlation?" Well, it's no gouda joke! Nevertheless, we recognize the importance of approaching these findings with caution. While our results may seem cheesy at first, they do point to intriguing implications for both the dairy industry and financial markets.

In conclusion, our research provides compelling evidence of a link between American cheese consumption and TransDigm's stock price, shedding light on a queso an intriguing relationship. As we gratefully acknowledge the limitations of our study, we hope that this exploration will inspire more research into the unexpected connections that permeate our world. Thank you for lending us your ear, and remember, when it comes to investing, always do your due diligence and say "cheese"!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between American cheese consumption and TransDigm Group's stock price (TDG). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Say Cheese! The Cheddar Connection: Exploring the Relationship Between American Cheese Consumption and TransDigm's Stock Price"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the curiously captivating relationship between American cheese consumption and TransDigm Group's stock price (TDG). As we slice through the data, we aim to bring some gouda news to the world of finance and dairy enthusiasts. Utilizing data from the USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we conducted a comprehensive analysis covering the period from 2007 to 2021.

Our findings revealed a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.9205844 and a significant p-value of less than 0.01, indicating that there is indeed a strong association between these seemingly unrelated variables. It appears that as the consumption of American cheese melts, so does the stock price of TransDigm Group. This correlation is not just a fleeting feta, but a robust and enduring phenomenon that demands further investigation.

Now, you may be thinking, "What's the cheddar with this correlation?" Well, it's no gouda joke! Nevertheless, we recognize the importance of approaching these findings with caution. While our results may seem cheesy at first, they do point to intriguing implications for both the dairy industry and financial markets.

In conclusion, our research provides compelling evidence of a link between American cheese consumption and TransDigm's stock price, shedding light on a queso an intriguing relationship. As we gratefully acknowledge the limitations of our study, we hope that this exploration will inspire more research into the unexpected connections that permeate our world. Thank you for lending us your ear, and remember, when it comes to investing, always do your due diligence and say "cheese"!

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The intersection of finance and food consumption has always been an area of intrigue, as analysts seek to uncover the hidden associations between seemingly unrelated variables. In this particular study, we set out to explore the uncharted territory uniting American cheese consumption and the stock price of TransDigm Group (TDG). As we take a deep dive into this cheesy realm, we aim to provide both investors and dairy enthusiasts with a sharper understanding of the interconnectedness of these disparate domains.

Before we embark on this journey, it is essential to acknowledge the inherent cheesiness of our subject matter. For those wondering, "Why the obsession with cheese?" - it's not just a matter of personal fondue. Our pursuit of this correlation stems from a desire to unravel the broader patterns that impact financial markets and consumer behavior. After all, who wouldn't want to embark on such a gouda-licious adventure?

As we gnaw on this complex topic, we recognize the potential skepticism surrounding the relevance of American cheese consumption to the stock price of TransDigm Group. But hold your dairy cows - our preliminary findings suggest that this correlation is no accidental "happy accident," to quote Bob Ross. We assure you; this is not just a cheesy attempt at humor. Our investigation into this correlation is rooted in rigorous analysis and statistical examination, rather than a mere fondness for dairy puns.

Moreover, it is imperative to stress that our study aims to contribute to the broader understanding of how entwined the fabric of finance and everyday phenomena truly is. It may seem initially puzzling to link cheese with stocks, but as we edge closer to our findings, it becomes increasingly evident that there is indeed substance to this cheddar-laden conundrum.

Now, before we delve into the data, let's address the age-old question: What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? "Halloumi!" And speaking of reflective surfaces, our study endeavors to mirror the complexities of the financial world, acknowledging that sometimes the most unexpected variables can interact in truly remarkable ways.

In the pages to come, we will unravel the intriguing threads connecting American cheese consumption and TransDigm's stock price, with an eye towards not just financial evidence, but also the blossoming of a new appreciation for the unexpected connections that pepper our world. So, grab a snack and get ready to melt into the depths of this cheesy journey with us!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between American cheese consumption and TransDigm Group's stock price (TDG). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then cite some social media posts you read that seem to be related.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Say Cheese! The Cheddar Connection: Exploring the Relationship Between American Cheese Consumption and TransDigm's Stock Price"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the curiously captivating relationship between American cheese consumption and TransDigm Group's stock price (TDG). As we slice through the data, we aim to bring some gouda news to the world of finance and dairy enthusiasts. Utilizing data from the USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we conducted a comprehensive analysis covering the period from 2007 to 2021.

Our findings revealed a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.9205844 and a significant p-value of less than 0.01, indicating that there is indeed a strong association between these seemingly unrelated variables. It appears that as the consumption of American cheese melts, so does the stock price of TransDigm Group. This correlation is not just a fleeting feta, but a robust and enduring phenomenon that demands further investigation.

Now, you may be thinking, "What's the cheddar with this correlation?" Well, it's no gouda joke! Nevertheless, we recognize the importance of approaching these findings with caution. While our results may seem cheesy at first, they do point to intriguing implications for both the dairy industry and financial markets.

In conclusion, our research provides compelling evidence of a link between American cheese consumption and TransDigm's stock price, shedding light on a queso an intriguing relationship. As we gratefully acknowledge the limitations of our study, we hope that this exploration will inspire more research into the unexpected connections that permeate our world. Thank you for lending us your ear, and remember, when it comes to investing, always do your due diligence and say "cheese"!

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The intersection of finance and food consumption has always been an area of intrigue, as analysts seek to uncover the hidden associations between seemingly unrelated variables. In this particular study, we set out to explore the uncharted territory uniting American cheese consumption and the stock price of TransDigm Group (TDG). As we take a deep dive into this cheesy realm, we aim to provide both investors and dairy enthusiasts with a sharper understanding of the interconnectedness of these disparate domains.
Before we embark on this journey, it is essential to acknowledge the inherent cheesiness of our subject matter. For those wondering, "Why the obsession with cheese?" - it's not just a matter of personal fondue. Our pursuit of this correlation stems from a desire to unravel the broader patterns that impact financial markets and consumer behavior. After all, who wouldn't want to embark on such a gouda-licious adventure?
As we gnaw on this complex topic, we recognize the potential skepticism surrounding the relevance of American cheese consumption to the stock price of TransDigm Group. But hold your dairy cows - our preliminary findings suggest that this correlation is no accidental "happy accident," to quote Bob Ross. We assure you; this is not just a cheesy attempt at humor. Our investigation into this correlation is rooted in rigorous analysis and statistical examination, rather than a mere fondness for dairy puns.
Moreover, it is imperative to stress that our study aims to contribute to the broader understanding of how entwined the fabric of finance and everyday phenomena truly is. It may seem initially puzzling to link cheese with stocks, but as we edge closer to our findings, it becomes increasingly evident that there is indeed substance to this cheddar-laden conundrum.
Now, before we delve into the data, let's address the age-old question: What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? "Halloumi!" And speaking of reflective surfaces, our study endeavors to mirror the complexities of the financial world, acknowledging that sometimes the most unexpected variables can interact in truly remarkable ways.
In the pages to come, we will unravel the intriguing threads connecting American cheese consumption and TransDigm's stock price, with an eye towards not just financial evidence, but also the blossoming of a new appreciation for the unexpected connections that pepper our world. So, grab a snack and get ready to melt into the depths of this cheesy journey with us!

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The examination of the connection between American cheese consumption and stock prices is a relatively unexplored area within financial research. In "Cheese and Cheddar: A Financial Perspective," Smith et al. present a preliminary analysis suggesting a potential link between the consumption of American cheese and fluctuations in stock prices. Similarly, Doe's study, "The Swiss Cheese Conundrum: Uncovering Unconventional Correlations," provides insights into the intersection of cheese consumption and financial markets, albeit focusing on Swiss cheese and global stock indices.

But let's not be too "cheesy" just yet - this is serious business! Speaking of serious business, have you heard about the cheese factory that exploded? All that was left was de-brie! Anyway, back to the literature review.

In addition to these financial analyses, Jones's work, "Fromage Finance: Exploring Dairy Delights and Market Movements," delves into the fascinating interplay between various cheese types and economic indicators, drawing attention to the potential influence of dairy products on investment decisions.

Moving on from financial research, let's take a look at some relevant non-fiction books that touch on the intriguing relationship between consumer behavior and market dynamics. "The Power of Cheese: How Dairy Shapes our Economy" by Karen Weisman offers a comprehensive exploration of the impact of cheese consumption on economic trends, while "Muenster Money: The Hidden Wealth in Dairy" by Gregor Hofstede delves into the dairy industry's unexpected influence on financial markets.

Now, let's sprinkle in some fictional works that, while not rooted in empirical evidence, offer imaginative perspectives on the potential interconnections between cheese consumption and stock prices. "The Gouda Gambit" by J.K. Roquefort introduces a whimsical tale of a world where cheese consumption directly impacts a fictional stock exchange, creating a roaring trade in dairy-based derivatives. Meanwhile, "The Brie Connection" by Dan Brown explores a thrilling conspiracy theory involving a secret society's manipulation of cheese consumption to influence global financial markets.

Steering into the realms of social media, we stumbled across a tweet from @CheeseLouise, who humorously remarked, "Investing in TransDigm ($TDG) is just like eating American cheese - it may seem bland at times, but it always delivers a melt-in-your-mouth experience. #CheeseStocks". Another intriguing post from @MuensterAvenue speculated, "Am I the only one who's convinced that the Kraft Heinz earnings report and the price of TransDigm stock are secretly controlled by a group of cheese enthusiasts? #ConspiracyCheese".

Now, while we may have frolicked through the literary and social media landscapes, don't think for a second that we've lost sight of the rigorous academic framework within which we operate. On the contrary, these seemingly tangential references serve to underscore the multifaceted nature of our investigation, as we endeavor to unveil the "grate" mysteries surrounding the correlation, or "curd-elation", between American cheese consumption and TransDigm's stock price.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between American cheese consumption and TransDigm Group's stock price (TDG). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) . You used data from 2007 to 2021

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Say Cheese! The Cheddar Connection: Exploring the Relationship Between American Cheese Consumption and TransDigm's Stock Price"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the curiously captivating relationship between American cheese consumption and TransDigm Group's stock price (TDG). As we slice through the data, we aim to bring some gouda news to the world of finance and dairy enthusiasts. Utilizing data from the USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we conducted a comprehensive analysis covering the period from 2007 to 2021.

Our findings revealed a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.9205844 and a significant p-value of less than 0.01, indicating that there is indeed a strong association between these seemingly unrelated variables. It appears that as the consumption of American cheese melts, so does the stock price of TransDigm Group. This correlation is not just a fleeting feta, but a robust and enduring phenomenon that demands further investigation.

Now, you may be thinking, "What's the cheddar with this correlation?" Well, it's no gouda joke! Nevertheless, we recognize the importance of approaching these findings with caution. While our results may seem cheesy at first, they do point to intriguing implications for both the dairy industry and financial markets.

In conclusion, our research provides compelling evidence of a link between American cheese consumption and TransDigm's stock price, shedding light on a queso an intriguing relationship. As we gratefully acknowledge the limitations of our study, we hope that this exploration will inspire more research into the unexpected connections that permeate our world. Thank you for lending us your ear, and remember, when it comes to investing, always do your due diligence and say "cheese"!

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The intersection of finance and food consumption has always been an area of intrigue, as analysts seek to uncover the hidden associations between seemingly unrelated variables. In this particular study, we set out to explore the uncharted territory uniting American cheese consumption and the stock price of TransDigm Group (TDG). As we take a deep dive into this cheesy realm, we aim to provide both investors and dairy enthusiasts with a sharper understanding of the interconnectedness of these disparate domains.
Before we embark on this journey, it is essential to acknowledge the inherent cheesiness of our subject matter. For those wondering, "Why the obsession with cheese?" - it's not just a matter of personal fondue. Our pursuit of this correlation stems from a desire to unravel the broader patterns that impact financial markets and consumer behavior. After all, who wouldn't want to embark on such a gouda-licious adventure?
As we gnaw on this complex topic, we recognize the potential skepticism surrounding the relevance of American cheese consumption to the stock price of TransDigm Group. But hold your dairy cows - our preliminary findings suggest that this correlation is no accidental "happy accident," to quote Bob Ross. We assure you; this is not just a cheesy attempt at humor. Our investigation into this correlation is rooted in rigorous analysis and statistical examination, rather than a mere fondness for dairy puns.
Moreover, it is imperative to stress that our study aims to contribute to the broader understanding of how entwined the fabric of finance and everyday phenomena truly is. It may seem initially puzzling to link cheese with stocks, but as we edge closer to our findings, it becomes increasingly evident that there is indeed substance to this cheddar-laden conundrum.
Now, before we delve into the data, let's address the age-old question: What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? "Halloumi!" And speaking of reflective surfaces, our study endeavors to mirror the complexities of the financial world, acknowledging that sometimes the most unexpected variables can interact in truly remarkable ways.
In the pages to come, we will unravel the intriguing threads connecting American cheese consumption and TransDigm's stock price, with an eye towards not just financial evidence, but also the blossoming of a new appreciation for the unexpected connections that pepper our world. So, grab a snack and get ready to melt into the depths of this cheesy journey with us!

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To embark on this dairy-filled odyssey, our methodology integrated diverse data sources to construct a comprehensive understanding of the relationship between American cheese consumption and the stock price of TransDigm Group (TDG). We harnessed the udderly bountiful resources provided by the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), which curd-leveraged an extensive dataset spanning from 2007 to 2021.

To begin, we employed a rigorous approach to gather cheese consumption data across various regions of the United States. Our team tirelessly scoured databases and statistical reports, leaving no curd unturned, to establish a nuanced portrayal of American cheese consumption habits. We then meticulously cross-checked these findings with market research on TransDigm Group, extracting stock price data and financial metrics through a process that was as sharp as a well-aged cheddar.

However, we must acknowledge that compiling such data was no easy feat. It required a feta-stic amount of patience and precision, as we navigated through the complex labyrinth of financial databases and agricultural statistics. Like a cheese aficionado in pursuit of the perfect pairing, we sifted through an abundance of data to ensure the utmost accuracy and reliability in our analysis. As the saying goes, Rome wasn't shredded in a day!

Once the data elicitates from the many sources was harmonized, we engaged in a rigorous process of statistical analysis. We adopted a multifaceted approach, combining regression analysis and time series modeling to unravel the tantalizing connection between American cheese consumption and TransDigm Group's stock price. Our methods were indeed as sharp as a fine Parmigiano-Reggiano, ensuring that no Gorgonzola-sized outlier could taint the integrity of our findings.

Concurrently, we recognized the importance of factoring in external variables that could potentially impact this correlation. We conducted supplementary analyses to account for macroeconomic indicators, market trends, and other variables that might have a whey in influencing the fluctuations in both cheese consumption and stock prices. After all, we couldn't allow any extraneous factors to pepper our findings with uncertainty!

Moreover, we were keenly aware of the potential for confounding variables, and thus employed a meticulous approach to control for these influences. Like a sommelier delicately selecting the perfect wine to complement a dish, we carefully curated our statistical models to ensure that they were not tainted by unintended biases or extraneous noise.

While this methodology certainly seemed to have more holes than a block of Swiss cheese, we can assure you that the stringency of our approach guarantees that our findings are as robust as a mature Gouda. We uphold the utmost confidence in the validity and reliability of our results, ensuring that our exploration of this connection between dairy consumption and finance was nothing short of grate!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between American cheese consumption and TransDigm Group's stock price (TDG). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) .

For the time period 2007 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.9205844, r-squared of 0.8474756, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Say Cheese! The Cheddar Connection: Exploring the Relationship Between American Cheese Consumption and TransDigm's Stock Price"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the curiously captivating relationship between American cheese consumption and TransDigm Group's stock price (TDG). As we slice through the data, we aim to bring some gouda news to the world of finance and dairy enthusiasts. Utilizing data from the USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we conducted a comprehensive analysis covering the period from 2007 to 2021.

Our findings revealed a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.9205844 and a significant p-value of less than 0.01, indicating that there is indeed a strong association between these seemingly unrelated variables. It appears that as the consumption of American cheese melts, so does the stock price of TransDigm Group. This correlation is not just a fleeting feta, but a robust and enduring phenomenon that demands further investigation.

Now, you may be thinking, "What's the cheddar with this correlation?" Well, it's no gouda joke! Nevertheless, we recognize the importance of approaching these findings with caution. While our results may seem cheesy at first, they do point to intriguing implications for both the dairy industry and financial markets.

In conclusion, our research provides compelling evidence of a link between American cheese consumption and TransDigm's stock price, shedding light on a queso an intriguing relationship. As we gratefully acknowledge the limitations of our study, we hope that this exploration will inspire more research into the unexpected connections that permeate our world. Thank you for lending us your ear, and remember, when it comes to investing, always do your due diligence and say "cheese"!

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The intersection of finance and food consumption has always been an area of intrigue, as analysts seek to uncover the hidden associations between seemingly unrelated variables. In this particular study, we set out to explore the uncharted territory uniting American cheese consumption and the stock price of TransDigm Group (TDG). As we take a deep dive into this cheesy realm, we aim to provide both investors and dairy enthusiasts with a sharper understanding of the interconnectedness of these disparate domains.
Before we embark on this journey, it is essential to acknowledge the inherent cheesiness of our subject matter. For those wondering, "Why the obsession with cheese?" - it's not just a matter of personal fondue. Our pursuit of this correlation stems from a desire to unravel the broader patterns that impact financial markets and consumer behavior. After all, who wouldn't want to embark on such a gouda-licious adventure?
As we gnaw on this complex topic, we recognize the potential skepticism surrounding the relevance of American cheese consumption to the stock price of TransDigm Group. But hold your dairy cows - our preliminary findings suggest that this correlation is no accidental "happy accident," to quote Bob Ross. We assure you; this is not just a cheesy attempt at humor. Our investigation into this correlation is rooted in rigorous analysis and statistical examination, rather than a mere fondness for dairy puns.
Moreover, it is imperative to stress that our study aims to contribute to the broader understanding of how entwined the fabric of finance and everyday phenomena truly is. It may seem initially puzzling to link cheese with stocks, but as we edge closer to our findings, it becomes increasingly evident that there is indeed substance to this cheddar-laden conundrum.
Now, before we delve into the data, let's address the age-old question: What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? "Halloumi!" And speaking of reflective surfaces, our study endeavors to mirror the complexities of the financial world, acknowledging that sometimes the most unexpected variables can interact in truly remarkable ways.
In the pages to come, we will unravel the intriguing threads connecting American cheese consumption and TransDigm's stock price, with an eye towards not just financial evidence, but also the blossoming of a new appreciation for the unexpected connections that pepper our world. So, grab a snack and get ready to melt into the depths of this cheesy journey with us!

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The results of our analysis revealed a striking correlation between American cheese consumption and TransDigm Group's stock price (TDG) for the period of 2007 to 2021. The correlation coefficient of 0.9205844 suggests a remarkably strong positive relationship, indicating that as American cheese consumption increased, the stock price of TransDigm Group tended to rise as well. It seems that the markets may have a taste for both financial cheddar and literal cheddar.

Now, before you say, "Oh, the Swiss!", let's address the statistical significance. The p-value of less than 0.01 provides robust evidence of the association, further confirming that this is no mere "whale of a tale" but a genuine, data-driven connection. It appears that the stock market, like a discerning cheese connoisseur, has its own palate for the ebb and flow of American cheese consumption. Talk about finding the stock market's "whey"!

Our scatterplot (Fig. 1) illustrates this compelling relationship. As American cheese consumption climbs, so does TransDigm's stock price, creating a positively sloped line that would make any grilled cheese enthusiast smile, especially if they're investing in TDG.

In summary, our results provide strong evidence of the association between these seemingly disparate variables, demonstrating that the world of finance is not so far removed from the realm of dairy products. As we continue to slice and dice this data, it becomes increasingly clear that there is more to this correlation than meets the eye, or should I say, meets the brie?

This groundbreaking discovery opens up a world of possibilities for future research at the intersection of food consumption and financial markets. Who knows what other curious connections are waiting to be unveiled? It's a gouda question, indeed.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between American cheese consumption and TransDigm Group's stock price (TDG). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"Say Cheese! The Cheddar Connection: Exploring the Relationship Between American Cheese Consumption and TransDigm's Stock Price"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the curiously captivating relationship between American cheese consumption and TransDigm Group's stock price (TDG). As we slice through the data, we aim to bring some gouda news to the world of finance and dairy enthusiasts. Utilizing data from the USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we conducted a comprehensive analysis covering the period from 2007 to 2021.

Our findings revealed a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.9205844 and a significant p-value of less than 0.01, indicating that there is indeed a strong association between these seemingly unrelated variables. It appears that as the consumption of American cheese melts, so does the stock price of TransDigm Group. This correlation is not just a fleeting feta, but a robust and enduring phenomenon that demands further investigation.

Now, you may be thinking, "What's the cheddar with this correlation?" Well, it's no gouda joke! Nevertheless, we recognize the importance of approaching these findings with caution. While our results may seem cheesy at first, they do point to intriguing implications for both the dairy industry and financial markets.

In conclusion, our research provides compelling evidence of a link between American cheese consumption and TransDigm's stock price, shedding light on a queso an intriguing relationship. As we gratefully acknowledge the limitations of our study, we hope that this exploration will inspire more research into the unexpected connections that permeate our world. Thank you for lending us your ear, and remember, when it comes to investing, always do your due diligence and say "cheese"!

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The examination of the connection between American cheese consumption and stock prices is a relatively unexplored area within financial research. In "Cheese and Cheddar: A Financial Perspective," Smith et al. present a preliminary analysis suggesting a potential link between the consumption of American cheese and fluctuations in stock prices. Similarly, Doe's study, "The Swiss Cheese Conundrum: Uncovering Unconventional Correlations," provides insights into the intersection of cheese consumption and financial markets, albeit focusing on Swiss cheese and global stock indices.
But let's not be too "cheesy" just yet - this is serious business! Speaking of serious business, have you heard about the cheese factory that exploded? All that was left was de-brie! Anyway, back to the literature review.
In addition to these financial analyses, Jones's work, "Fromage Finance: Exploring Dairy Delights and Market Movements," delves into the fascinating interplay between various cheese types and economic indicators, drawing attention to the potential influence of dairy products on investment decisions.
Moving on from financial research, let's take a look at some relevant non-fiction books that touch on the intriguing relationship between consumer behavior and market dynamics. "The Power of Cheese: How Dairy Shapes our Economy" by Karen Weisman offers a comprehensive exploration of the impact of cheese consumption on economic trends, while "Muenster Money: The Hidden Wealth in Dairy" by Gregor Hofstede delves into the dairy industry's unexpected influence on financial markets.
Now, let's sprinkle in some fictional works that, while not rooted in empirical evidence, offer imaginative perspectives on the potential interconnections between cheese consumption and stock prices. "The Gouda Gambit" by J.K. Roquefort introduces a whimsical tale of a world where cheese consumption directly impacts a fictional stock exchange, creating a roaring trade in dairy-based derivatives. Meanwhile, "The Brie Connection" by Dan Brown explores a thrilling conspiracy theory involving a secret society's manipulation of cheese consumption to influence global financial markets.
Steering into the realms of social media, we stumbled across a tweet from @CheeseLouise, who humorously remarked, "Investing in TransDigm ($TDG) is just like eating American cheese - it may seem bland at times, but it always delivers a melt-in-your-mouth experience. #CheeseStocks". Another intriguing post from @MuensterAvenue speculated, "Am I the only one who's convinced that the Kraft Heinz earnings report and the price of TransDigm stock are secretly controlled by a group of cheese enthusiasts? #ConspiracyCheese".
Now, while we may have frolicked through the literary and social media landscapes, don't think for a second that we've lost sight of the rigorous academic framework within which we operate. On the contrary, these seemingly tangential references serve to underscore the multifaceted nature of our investigation, as we endeavor to unveil the "grate" mysteries surrounding the correlation, or "curd-elation", between American cheese consumption and TransDigm's stock price.

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our analysis revealed a striking correlation between American cheese consumption and TransDigm Group's stock price (TDG) for the period of 2007 to 2021. The correlation coefficient of 0.9205844 suggests a remarkably strong positive relationship, indicating that as American cheese consumption increased, the stock price of TransDigm Group tended to rise as well. It seems that the markets may have a taste for both financial cheddar and literal cheddar.
Now, before you say, "Oh, the Swiss!", let's address the statistical significance. The p-value of less than 0.01 provides robust evidence of the association, further confirming that this is no mere "whale of a tale" but a genuine, data-driven connection. It appears that the stock market, like a discerning cheese connoisseur, has its own palate for the ebb and flow of American cheese consumption. Talk about finding the stock market's "whey"!
Our scatterplot (Fig. 1) illustrates this compelling relationship. As American cheese consumption climbs, so does TransDigm's stock price, creating a positively sloped line that would make any grilled cheese enthusiast smile, especially if they're investing in TDG.
In summary, our results provide strong evidence of the association between these seemingly disparate variables, demonstrating that the world of finance is not so far removed from the realm of dairy products. As we continue to slice and dice this data, it becomes increasingly clear that there is more to this correlation than meets the eye, or should I say, meets the brie?
This groundbreaking discovery opens up a world of possibilities for future research at the intersection of food consumption and financial markets. Who knows what other curious connections are waiting to be unveiled? It's a gouda question, indeed.

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

Our findings not only support but also deepen the insights put forth in previous research regarding the unexpected convergence of American cheese consumption and stock market movements. As we delve into this dairy-infused domain, it becomes apparent that the linkage between seemingly unrelated variables, like cheese consumption and stock prices, is not just a bunch of "muenster" – it's a "gouda" deal.

Building on the preliminary analysis by Smith et al. and the dairy-rich musings of Doe, our study provides robust evidence of a strong positive relationship between American cheese consumption and TransDigm Group's stock price. This reinforces the notion that the economic landscape may be more entwined with cheese consumption than previously acknowledged. What can we say? When it comes to financial correlations, it's all about "grate" expectations.

As mentioned in Jones's "Fromage Finance," it's becoming increasingly evident that cheese, in all its savory glory, wields influence beyond the culinary sphere. Our results not only align with these suppositions but also add depth to the understanding of the interplay between food consumption and investment decisions. After all, who would have thought that American cheese could hold such "cheddar-ing" implications for the stock market?

In addition, our investigation provides empirical weight to the imaginative explorations presented in "The Gouda Gambit" and "The Brie Connection." While these works are fictitious in nature, our study serves as a tantalizing provolone-phet that fictional tangents may not be far off the mark in capturing the essence of real-world oddities. As we unfold the layers of this correlation, it seems that reality may be edging toward fiction in the most unexpected ways.

On the social media front, the whimsical posts from @CheeseLouise and @MuensterAvenue, though seemingly light-hearted, may not be as outlandish as they initially appear. Who's to say that a group of cheese enthusiasts influencing stock prices isn't a "gouda" conspiracy theory after all? With our findings, we may inadvertently be peeling back the layers of a "swiss-terious" truth lurking beneath the surface of financial markets.

Ultimately, our study substantiates the multifaceted nature of the correlation between American cheese consumption and TransDigm's stock price, raising intriguing questions about the often overlooked connections between everyday consumer behavior and market dynamics. As we continue to explore these flavorful intersections, we must remain cognizant of the "whey" these findings may shape future research and investment practices. After all, when it comes to uncovering unexpected correlations, it's always "gouda" keep an open mind and say "cheese"!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between American cheese consumption and TransDigm Group's stock price (TDG). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"Say Cheese! The Cheddar Connection: Exploring the Relationship Between American Cheese Consumption and TransDigm's Stock Price"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the curiously captivating relationship between American cheese consumption and TransDigm Group's stock price (TDG). As we slice through the data, we aim to bring some gouda news to the world of finance and dairy enthusiasts. Utilizing data from the USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we conducted a comprehensive analysis covering the period from 2007 to 2021.

Our findings revealed a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.9205844 and a significant p-value of less than 0.01, indicating that there is indeed a strong association between these seemingly unrelated variables. It appears that as the consumption of American cheese melts, so does the stock price of TransDigm Group. This correlation is not just a fleeting feta, but a robust and enduring phenomenon that demands further investigation.

Now, you may be thinking, "What's the cheddar with this correlation?" Well, it's no gouda joke! Nevertheless, we recognize the importance of approaching these findings with caution. While our results may seem cheesy at first, they do point to intriguing implications for both the dairy industry and financial markets.

In conclusion, our research provides compelling evidence of a link between American cheese consumption and TransDigm's stock price, shedding light on a queso an intriguing relationship. As we gratefully acknowledge the limitations of our study, we hope that this exploration will inspire more research into the unexpected connections that permeate our world. Thank you for lending us your ear, and remember, when it comes to investing, always do your due diligence and say "cheese"!

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The intersection of finance and food consumption has always been an area of intrigue, as analysts seek to uncover the hidden associations between seemingly unrelated variables. In this particular study, we set out to explore the uncharted territory uniting American cheese consumption and the stock price of TransDigm Group (TDG). As we take a deep dive into this cheesy realm, we aim to provide both investors and dairy enthusiasts with a sharper understanding of the interconnectedness of these disparate domains.
Before we embark on this journey, it is essential to acknowledge the inherent cheesiness of our subject matter. For those wondering, "Why the obsession with cheese?" - it's not just a matter of personal fondue. Our pursuit of this correlation stems from a desire to unravel the broader patterns that impact financial markets and consumer behavior. After all, who wouldn't want to embark on such a gouda-licious adventure?
As we gnaw on this complex topic, we recognize the potential skepticism surrounding the relevance of American cheese consumption to the stock price of TransDigm Group. But hold your dairy cows - our preliminary findings suggest that this correlation is no accidental "happy accident," to quote Bob Ross. We assure you; this is not just a cheesy attempt at humor. Our investigation into this correlation is rooted in rigorous analysis and statistical examination, rather than a mere fondness for dairy puns.
Moreover, it is imperative to stress that our study aims to contribute to the broader understanding of how entwined the fabric of finance and everyday phenomena truly is. It may seem initially puzzling to link cheese with stocks, but as we edge closer to our findings, it becomes increasingly evident that there is indeed substance to this cheddar-laden conundrum.
Now, before we delve into the data, let's address the age-old question: What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? "Halloumi!" And speaking of reflective surfaces, our study endeavors to mirror the complexities of the financial world, acknowledging that sometimes the most unexpected variables can interact in truly remarkable ways.
In the pages to come, we will unravel the intriguing threads connecting American cheese consumption and TransDigm's stock price, with an eye towards not just financial evidence, but also the blossoming of a new appreciation for the unexpected connections that pepper our world. So, grab a snack and get ready to melt into the depths of this cheesy journey with us!

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our analysis revealed a striking correlation between American cheese consumption and TransDigm Group's stock price (TDG) for the period of 2007 to 2021. The correlation coefficient of 0.9205844 suggests a remarkably strong positive relationship, indicating that as American cheese consumption increased, the stock price of TransDigm Group tended to rise as well. It seems that the markets may have a taste for both financial cheddar and literal cheddar.
Now, before you say, "Oh, the Swiss!", let's address the statistical significance. The p-value of less than 0.01 provides robust evidence of the association, further confirming that this is no mere "whale of a tale" but a genuine, data-driven connection. It appears that the stock market, like a discerning cheese connoisseur, has its own palate for the ebb and flow of American cheese consumption. Talk about finding the stock market's "whey"!
Our scatterplot (Fig. 1) illustrates this compelling relationship. As American cheese consumption climbs, so does TransDigm's stock price, creating a positively sloped line that would make any grilled cheese enthusiast smile, especially if they're investing in TDG.
In summary, our results provide strong evidence of the association between these seemingly disparate variables, demonstrating that the world of finance is not so far removed from the realm of dairy products. As we continue to slice and dice this data, it becomes increasingly clear that there is more to this correlation than meets the eye, or should I say, meets the brie?
This groundbreaking discovery opens up a world of possibilities for future research at the intersection of food consumption and financial markets. Who knows what other curious connections are waiting to be unveiled? It's a gouda question, indeed.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our study has carefully melted away the mystery surrounding the relationship between American cheese consumption and TransDigm's stock price. The findings point to a robust and positively cheesy correlation, shedding light on an unexpected fusion of dairy consumption and financial markets. It seems the market has quite the penchant for both cheddar spreads and stock spreads, doesn't it?

As we wrap up this study, one can't help but wonder if this correlation will hold up under the sharp scrutiny of future research. Will we find provolone evidence to support it, or will it all fall apart like an overcooked grilled cheese? These are the questions that keep us awake at night, folks.

This study has not only provided valuable insights into the queso an interesting relationship between cheese and stocks, but it has also demonstrated the boundless potential for discovering unexpected connections in the wide world of data analysis. As we peel back the layers of this correlation, it becomes apparent that the financial markets are a veritable fondue of surprises.

As they say, "When you're feeling grate, don't let life curdle your mood." And indeed, this study has given us plenty of reasons to feel grate.

In the grand tradition of academic research where we stretch the limits of plausibility, we assert that further research into this area is, in fact, unnecessary. Sometimes, you just have to say "cheddar, gouda, brie, and feta!" and call it a day.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Say Cheese! The Cheddar Connection: Exploring the Relationship Between American Cheese Consumption and TransDigm's Stock Price. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Gastronomic Finance


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Say Cheese! The Cheddar Connection: Exploring the Relationship Between American Cheese Consumption and TransDigm's Stock Price. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Institute for Dairy Economics and Finance


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Say Cheese! The Cheddar Connection: Exploring the Relationship Between American Cheese Consumption and TransDigm's Stock Price with an abstract of In this study, we delve into the curiously captivating relationship between American cheese consumption and TransDigm Group's stock price (TDG). As we slice through the data, we aim to bring some gouda news to the world of finance and dairy enthusiasts. Utilizing data from the USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we conducted a comprehensive analysis covering the period from 2007 to 2021.
Our findings revealed a remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.9205844 and a significant p-value of less than 0.01, indicating that there is indeed a strong association between these seemingly unrelated variables. It appears that as the consumption of American cheese melts, so does the stock price of TransDigm Group. This correlation is not just a fleeting feta, but a robust and enduring phenomenon that demands further investigation.
Now, you may be thinking, "What's the cheddar with this correlation?" Well, it's no gouda joke! Nevertheless, we recognize the importance of approaching these findings with caution. While our results may seem cheesy at first, they do point to intriguing implications for both the dairy industry and financial markets.
In conclusion, our research provides compelling evidence of a link between American cheese consumption and TransDigm's stock price, shedding light on a queso an intriguing relationship. As we gratefully acknowledge the limitations of our study, we hope that this exploration will inspire more research into the unexpected connections that permeate our world. Thank you for lending us your ear, and remember, when it comes to investing, always do your due diligence and say "cheese"!

ChatGPT:

American cheese consumption, TransDigm stock price, correlation analysis, finance and dairy market relationship, USDA data analysis, LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), correlation coefficient, p-value, financial markets, dairy industry implications, unexpected connections in finance

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Data details

American cheese consumption
Detailed data title: Per capita consumption of American cheese in the US
Source: USDA
See what else correlates with American cheese consumption

TransDigm Group's stock price (TDG)
Detailed data title: Opening price of TransDigm Group (TDG) on the first trading day of the year
Source: LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv)
Additional Info: Via Microsoft Excel Stockhistory function

See what else correlates with TransDigm Group's stock price (TDG)

Correlation r = 0.9205844 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.8474756 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 84.7% of the change in the one variable (i.e., TransDigm Group's stock price (TDG)) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., American cheese consumption) over the 15 years from 2007 through 2021.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 1.1E-6. 0.0000011459978393182130000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.92 in 0.00011% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 872,602 random variables You don't actually need 872 thousand variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 14 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 14 because we have two variables measured over a period of 15 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.77, 0.97 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
200720082009201020112012201320142015201620172018201920202021
American cheese consumption (Pounds per person)12.792913.130613.355313.304813.039213.256913.357313.665614.044414.362115.090115.402715.538915.516.1
TransDigm Group's stock price (TDG) (Stock price)19.5333.1524.6835.3653.272.6101.91117.91165.67192.15231.35275.46335.51560.8611.94




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([12.7929,13.1306,13.3553,13.3048,13.0392,13.2569,13.3573,13.6656,14.0444,14.3621,15.0901,15.4027,15.5389,15.5,16.1,])
array_2 = np.array([19.53,33.15,24.68,35.36,53.2,72.6,101.91,117.91,165.67,192.15,231.35,275.46,335.51,560.8,611.94,])
array_1_name = "American cheese consumption"
array_2_name = "TransDigm Group's stock price (TDG)"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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