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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is American cheese consumption and the second variable is BlackRock's stock price (BLK).  The chart goes from 2002 to 2021, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As Americans consumed more American cheese, they found themselves feeling more patriotic. This surge of patriotism led to a general increase in national pride. As national pride soared, so did the overall confidence in the American economy. This confidence boost directly impacted the stock market, leading to an increase in stock prices across the board, including BlackRock's. Who knew that the key to a strong stock market was just a little bit of cheesy motivation?

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image of a bustling diner with a futuristic high-tech style. The diner should be filled with happy customers enjoying mouthwatering cheeseburgers and grilled cheese sandwiches. In the background, display a stock ticker showing BlackRock's stock price rising steadily amidst a backdrop of smiling investors. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: American cheese consumption and BlackRock's stock price (BLK). Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: inspired by bauhaus High-tech Concept art a meme Sci-fi fantacy
ChatGPT: High-tech

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both American cheese consumption and BlackRock's stock price (BLK), in the following situation: Because American cheese consumption increased, leading to more people enjoying cheesy dishes and feeling joyous, which in turn boosted consumer confidence. This resulted in higher investor optimism, leading to increased stock prices for companies like BlackRock.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: A bustling diner filled with happy customers enjoying mouthwatering cheeseburgers and grilled cheese sandwiches, while in the background, the stock ticker shows BlackRock's stock price rising steadily amidst a backdrop of smiling investors.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ High-tech ] and depicting this scene: A bustling diner filled with happy customers enjoying mouthwatering cheeseburgers and grilled cheese sandwiches, while in the background, the stock ticker shows BlackRock's stock price rising steadily amidst a backdrop of smiling investors. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image of a bustling diner with a futuristic high-tech style. The diner should be filled with happy customers enjoying mouthwatering cheeseburgers and grilled cheese sandwiches. In the background, display a stock ticker showing BlackRock's stock price rising steadily amidst a backdrop of smiling investors.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in American cheese consumption caused BlackRock's stock price (BLK) to increase.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Cheddar and Cheddar: The Cheesy Connection Between American Cheese Consumption and BlackRock's Stock Price

The Journal of Dairy Economics and Finance

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between American cheese consumption and BlackRock's stock price (BLK). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title an alliteration.

Your research team used data from USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9396629 and p < 0.01 for 2002 to 2021.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Cheddar and Cheddar: The Cheesy Connection Between American Cheese Consumption and BlackRock's Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the potentially unexpected and inexplicable relationship between American cheese consumption and the stock price of BlackRock (BLK). Utilizing data from the USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we examined the trends from 2002 to 2021. The correlation analysis revealed a strikingly high coefficient of 0.9396629 with a significance level of p < 0.01, suggesting a strong connection between these seemingly unrelated variables. We discuss potential implications of this correlation, including the impact of cheesy economics on financial markets and the role of dairy products in investment choices. Our findings hint at a market dynamic that is as full of surprises as a wheel of gouda.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between American cheese consumption and BlackRock's stock price (BLK). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Cheddar and Cheddar: The Cheesy Connection Between American Cheese Consumption and BlackRock's Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the potentially unexpected and inexplicable relationship between American cheese consumption and the stock price of BlackRock (BLK). Utilizing data from the USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we examined the trends from 2002 to 2021. The correlation analysis revealed a strikingly high coefficient of 0.9396629 with a significance level of p < 0.01, suggesting a strong connection between these seemingly unrelated variables. We discuss potential implications of this correlation, including the impact of cheesy economics on financial markets and the role of dairy products in investment choices. Our findings hint at a market dynamic that is as full of surprises as a wheel of gouda.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
INTRODUCTION

While the world of finance and the dairy aisle may seem worlds apart, the intersection of American cheese consumption and stock prices raises poignant questions regarding the mechanisms driving market dynamics. The entwining of these seemingly unrelated entities has piqued the curiosity of researchers and investors alike. The age-old adage, "cheddar makes it better," has taken on a whole new meaning as we delve into an investigation that may have more holes than a block of Swiss cheese.

The correlation between the consumption of American cheese and the stock price of BlackRock, affectionately known as "Cheddar and Cheddar" in some circles, has sent shock waves through the world of financial analysis. The peculiarity of this relationship begs for an exploration born from equal parts skepticism and curiosity. Could the fondness for a classic grilled cheese sandwich have any bearing on the serpentine movements of the stock market? Could it be that the cheesy goodness of American cheese is not just a palatable delight but also a hidden harbinger of financial fortune? These are the cheesy conundrums that we unravel in this engaging investigation.

Amidst the sea of traditional economic indicators, this unexpected relationship reminds us that the world of finance is not all black suits and boardroom meetings; it has its share of quirky ingredients too. As we embark on this journey of discovery, we must keep in mind that the causal link we seek may be as elusive as a mouse in a cheese factory. Yet, armed with data and statistical rigor that is sharper than a cheese knife, we venture forth into unchartered territories of research, where the aroma of melted cheese meets the intoxicating allure of market speculation.

In this paper, we bring forth our examination of the tantalizing connection between American cheese consumption and the stock price of BlackRock. We present our findings with a light-hearted wink and a spread of cheese-related puns, all the while maintaining the academic rigor that is as robust as a wedge of aged cheddar. So, hold onto your crackers and get ready to explore "Cheddar and Cheddar" – it's a scientific quest that's as rich and flavorful as a quality Gruyère.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between American cheese consumption and BlackRock's stock price (BLK). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name a few real TV shows that sound like they might be relevant to the topic that you watched as research.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Cheddar and Cheddar: The Cheesy Connection Between American Cheese Consumption and BlackRock's Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the potentially unexpected and inexplicable relationship between American cheese consumption and the stock price of BlackRock (BLK). Utilizing data from the USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we examined the trends from 2002 to 2021. The correlation analysis revealed a strikingly high coefficient of 0.9396629 with a significance level of p < 0.01, suggesting a strong connection between these seemingly unrelated variables. We discuss potential implications of this correlation, including the impact of cheesy economics on financial markets and the role of dairy products in investment choices. Our findings hint at a market dynamic that is as full of surprises as a wheel of gouda.

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
INTRODUCTION
While the world of finance and the dairy aisle may seem worlds apart, the intersection of American cheese consumption and stock prices raises poignant questions regarding the mechanisms driving market dynamics. The entwining of these seemingly unrelated entities has piqued the curiosity of researchers and investors alike. The age-old adage, "cheddar makes it better," has taken on a whole new meaning as we delve into an investigation that may have more holes than a block of Swiss cheese.
The correlation between the consumption of American cheese and the stock price of BlackRock, affectionately known as "Cheddar and Cheddar" in some circles, has sent shock waves through the world of financial analysis. The peculiarity of this relationship begs for an exploration born from equal parts skepticism and curiosity. Could the fondness for a classic grilled cheese sandwich have any bearing on the serpentine movements of the stock market? Could it be that the cheesy goodness of American cheese is not just a palatable delight but also a hidden harbinger of financial fortune? These are the cheesy conundrums that we unravel in this engaging investigation.
Amidst the sea of traditional economic indicators, this unexpected relationship reminds us that the world of finance is not all black suits and boardroom meetings; it has its share of quirky ingredients too. As we embark on this journey of discovery, we must keep in mind that the causal link we seek may be as elusive as a mouse in a cheese factory. Yet, armed with data and statistical rigor that is sharper than a cheese knife, we venture forth into unchartered territories of research, where the aroma of melted cheese meets the intoxicating allure of market speculation.
In this paper, we bring forth our examination of the tantalizing connection between American cheese consumption and the stock price of BlackRock. We present our findings with a light-hearted wink and a spread of cheese-related puns, all the while maintaining the academic rigor that is as robust as a wedge of aged cheddar. So, hold onto your crackers and get ready to explore "Cheddar and Cheddar" – it's a scientific quest that's as rich and flavorful as a quality Gruyère.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

In "Cheese and Finance: A Gouda Investigation," Smith and Doe (2015) delve into the intriguing relationship between dairy products and financial markets. While their study primarily focuses on the impact of cheese prices on consumer spending habits, it offers valuable insights into the broader connections between cheese-related variables and economic indicators. Moreover, Jones and Smith (2018) analyze the influence of cheese consumption on shareholder behavior, revealing compelling correlations between dairy preferences and investment decisions.

Moving beyond the strictly economic literature, "The Big Cheese: A Historical Perspective" by Brown (2017) provides a comprehensive examination of the cultural significance of cheese, shedding light on its potential societal impact. Furthermore, "The Swiss Connection: A Tale of Dairy and Destiny" by Green (2019) offers a fictional but delightful narrative that explores the mystical allure of cheese within the context of financial ventures.

Television shows such as "The Great Cheese Caper" and "Wall Street Wheels of Brie" have also offered intriguing portrayals of the interplay between dairy products and the stock market. While purely fictional, these series have sparked imaginative contemplations on the improbable but intriguing relationship between American cheese and financial investments.

As we sift through the scholarly and pop culture references, it becomes apparent that the connection between American cheese consumption and BlackRock's stock price is ripe with unexpected possibilities. The literature, both serious and delightfully whimsical, sets the stage for a tantalizing exploration of this puzzling correlation. With each jest and insight, we are reminded that even the most unconventional connections can yield meaningful discoveries. So, let us embark on this cheesy intellectual journey with a good sense of humor and a wheelbarrow full of curiosity.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between American cheese consumption and BlackRock's stock price (BLK). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) . You used data from 2002 to 2021

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Cheddar and Cheddar: The Cheesy Connection Between American Cheese Consumption and BlackRock's Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the potentially unexpected and inexplicable relationship between American cheese consumption and the stock price of BlackRock (BLK). Utilizing data from the USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we examined the trends from 2002 to 2021. The correlation analysis revealed a strikingly high coefficient of 0.9396629 with a significance level of p < 0.01, suggesting a strong connection between these seemingly unrelated variables. We discuss potential implications of this correlation, including the impact of cheesy economics on financial markets and the role of dairy products in investment choices. Our findings hint at a market dynamic that is as full of surprises as a wheel of gouda.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
INTRODUCTION
While the world of finance and the dairy aisle may seem worlds apart, the intersection of American cheese consumption and stock prices raises poignant questions regarding the mechanisms driving market dynamics. The entwining of these seemingly unrelated entities has piqued the curiosity of researchers and investors alike. The age-old adage, "cheddar makes it better," has taken on a whole new meaning as we delve into an investigation that may have more holes than a block of Swiss cheese.
The correlation between the consumption of American cheese and the stock price of BlackRock, affectionately known as "Cheddar and Cheddar" in some circles, has sent shock waves through the world of financial analysis. The peculiarity of this relationship begs for an exploration born from equal parts skepticism and curiosity. Could the fondness for a classic grilled cheese sandwich have any bearing on the serpentine movements of the stock market? Could it be that the cheesy goodness of American cheese is not just a palatable delight but also a hidden harbinger of financial fortune? These are the cheesy conundrums that we unravel in this engaging investigation.
Amidst the sea of traditional economic indicators, this unexpected relationship reminds us that the world of finance is not all black suits and boardroom meetings; it has its share of quirky ingredients too. As we embark on this journey of discovery, we must keep in mind that the causal link we seek may be as elusive as a mouse in a cheese factory. Yet, armed with data and statistical rigor that is sharper than a cheese knife, we venture forth into unchartered territories of research, where the aroma of melted cheese meets the intoxicating allure of market speculation.
In this paper, we bring forth our examination of the tantalizing connection between American cheese consumption and the stock price of BlackRock. We present our findings with a light-hearted wink and a spread of cheese-related puns, all the while maintaining the academic rigor that is as robust as a wedge of aged cheddar. So, hold onto your crackers and get ready to explore "Cheddar and Cheddar" – it's a scientific quest that's as rich and flavorful as a quality Gruyère.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

METHODOLOGY

To uncover the enigmatic relationship between American cheese consumption and BlackRock's stock price (BLK), our research undertook a rigorous investigation woven with threads of curiosity and a sprinkling of cheesiness. We embarked on this cheddar-infused journey armed with an eclectic mix of data collection methods, statistical analyses, and a good dose of humor, akin to a symphony of flavors in a fondue pot.

Data Collection
Our foray into this cheesy financial territory commenced with data collection from authoritative sources, primarily the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the London Stock Exchange Group (LSEG) Analytics, powered by Refinitiv. Our research team sought to gather comprehensive data on American cheese consumption and BlackRock's stock price from 2002 to 2021, casting a wide net across the digital expanse in search of these delectably divergent variables.

The Cheesy Quantitative Analysis
With the collected data in hand, we conducted a myriad of statistical analyses to unravel the clandestine relationship between American cheese consumption and BlackRock's stock price. Harnessing the power of correlation analysis, we sought to determine the strength and direction of the purported connection. Our calculations and number-crunching endeavors probed the depths of these variables, seeking patterns that may have been hidden beneath the surface, much like the subtle flavors in a wheel of Gouda.

The Gruyère of Statistical Significance
In our pursuit of scholarly rigor and empirical robustness, we applied a significance level of p < 0.01 to our correlation analysis. This stringent criterion served as our compass in navigating the treacherous seas of statistical significance, ensuring that our findings were as robust as a wedge of aged cheddar, and as reliable as the constancy of a block of Parmesan.

Seasoning the Analysis with Regression
Further enriching our exploration, we engaged in a dance with regression analysis to unveil potential causal relationships between American cheese consumption and BlackRock's stock price. The nuanced interplay of these variables was akin to the distinctive harmony of flavors in a cheese tasting, challenging us to decipher the complex patterns of influence within the financial and culinary realms.

The Resilient Nature of Sensitivity Analysis
To fortify the credibility of our findings, we subjected our data to the unforgiving scrutiny of sensitivity analysis, akin to the scrutiny faced by a hole-riddled slice of Swiss cheese. This method allowed us to assess the robustness of our results in the face of variability and fluctuations, ensuring that our conclusions stood firm against the unpredictable winds of statistical uncertainty.

Fondue with Qualitative Insights
In parallel to our quantitative analyses, we engaged in immersive discussions and qualitative assessments, imbibing the wisdom of financial experts and cheese aficionados alike. These qualitative insights added a layer of richness and depth to our exploration that was as satisfying as a spoonful of melted cheese atop a steaming pot of fondue, lending a nuanced perspective to our research.

With our methodological concoction simmering to perfection, we ventured forth towards revealing the tantalizing findings of the "Cheddar and Cheddar" enigma, armed with empirical rigor, statistical sophistication, and a dash of cheesy charm.



Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between American cheese consumption and BlackRock's stock price (BLK). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) .

For the time period 2002 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.9396629, r-squared of 0.8829664, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Cheddar and Cheddar: The Cheesy Connection Between American Cheese Consumption and BlackRock's Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the potentially unexpected and inexplicable relationship between American cheese consumption and the stock price of BlackRock (BLK). Utilizing data from the USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we examined the trends from 2002 to 2021. The correlation analysis revealed a strikingly high coefficient of 0.9396629 with a significance level of p < 0.01, suggesting a strong connection between these seemingly unrelated variables. We discuss potential implications of this correlation, including the impact of cheesy economics on financial markets and the role of dairy products in investment choices. Our findings hint at a market dynamic that is as full of surprises as a wheel of gouda.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
INTRODUCTION
While the world of finance and the dairy aisle may seem worlds apart, the intersection of American cheese consumption and stock prices raises poignant questions regarding the mechanisms driving market dynamics. The entwining of these seemingly unrelated entities has piqued the curiosity of researchers and investors alike. The age-old adage, "cheddar makes it better," has taken on a whole new meaning as we delve into an investigation that may have more holes than a block of Swiss cheese.
The correlation between the consumption of American cheese and the stock price of BlackRock, affectionately known as "Cheddar and Cheddar" in some circles, has sent shock waves through the world of financial analysis. The peculiarity of this relationship begs for an exploration born from equal parts skepticism and curiosity. Could the fondness for a classic grilled cheese sandwich have any bearing on the serpentine movements of the stock market? Could it be that the cheesy goodness of American cheese is not just a palatable delight but also a hidden harbinger of financial fortune? These are the cheesy conundrums that we unravel in this engaging investigation.
Amidst the sea of traditional economic indicators, this unexpected relationship reminds us that the world of finance is not all black suits and boardroom meetings; it has its share of quirky ingredients too. As we embark on this journey of discovery, we must keep in mind that the causal link we seek may be as elusive as a mouse in a cheese factory. Yet, armed with data and statistical rigor that is sharper than a cheese knife, we venture forth into unchartered territories of research, where the aroma of melted cheese meets the intoxicating allure of market speculation.
In this paper, we bring forth our examination of the tantalizing connection between American cheese consumption and the stock price of BlackRock. We present our findings with a light-hearted wink and a spread of cheese-related puns, all the while maintaining the academic rigor that is as robust as a wedge of aged cheddar. So, hold onto your crackers and get ready to explore "Cheddar and Cheddar" – it's a scientific quest that's as rich and flavorful as a quality Gruyère.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The statistical analysis of the data collected from 2002 to 2021 revealed a remarkably strong correlation between American cheese consumption and the stock price of BlackRock (BLK). The calculated correlation coefficient of 0.9396629, along with an r-squared value of 0.8829664, indicated a robust relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. Moreover, the significance level of p < 0.01 further confirms the substantive nature of this connection. It seems that amidst the whey of financial markets, there may be something truly gouda-natured going on.

The scatterplot (Fig. 1) provided a visual representation of the relationship between American cheese consumption and BlackRock's stock price, showcasing a pattern as consistent as the holes in a block of Swiss cheese. The data points coalesced in a manner reminiscent of the perfection of a well-grilled cheese sandwich, leaving no doubt as to the strength of the association.

The unexpected coherence between these variables prompts us to consider the implications of a "cheesy economy" on the world of finance and investment. It seems that the market may be cheddar-off recognizing the influence of dairy products on its machinations. As we delve deeper into the realms of cheese-induced financial fortune, the potential impact of this correlation on investment strategies becomes as compelling as a finely aged Roquefort.

These findings undoubtedly lead to a plethora of cheesy puns and metaphors, which may be as abundant as the varieties of cheese themselves. Nonetheless, the gravity of this relationship cannot be understated, bringing to light a new dimension of market analysis that is as intriguing as a cheese tasting event.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between American cheese consumption and BlackRock's stock price (BLK). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Cheddar and Cheddar: The Cheesy Connection Between American Cheese Consumption and BlackRock's Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the potentially unexpected and inexplicable relationship between American cheese consumption and the stock price of BlackRock (BLK). Utilizing data from the USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we examined the trends from 2002 to 2021. The correlation analysis revealed a strikingly high coefficient of 0.9396629 with a significance level of p < 0.01, suggesting a strong connection between these seemingly unrelated variables. We discuss potential implications of this correlation, including the impact of cheesy economics on financial markets and the role of dairy products in investment choices. Our findings hint at a market dynamic that is as full of surprises as a wheel of gouda.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In "Cheese and Finance: A Gouda Investigation," Smith and Doe (2015) delve into the intriguing relationship between dairy products and financial markets. While their study primarily focuses on the impact of cheese prices on consumer spending habits, it offers valuable insights into the broader connections between cheese-related variables and economic indicators. Moreover, Jones and Smith (2018) analyze the influence of cheese consumption on shareholder behavior, revealing compelling correlations between dairy preferences and investment decisions.
Moving beyond the strictly economic literature, "The Big Cheese: A Historical Perspective" by Brown (2017) provides a comprehensive examination of the cultural significance of cheese, shedding light on its potential societal impact. Furthermore, "The Swiss Connection: A Tale of Dairy and Destiny" by Green (2019) offers a fictional but delightful narrative that explores the mystical allure of cheese within the context of financial ventures.
Television shows such as "The Great Cheese Caper" and "Wall Street Wheels of Brie" have also offered intriguing portrayals of the interplay between dairy products and the stock market. While purely fictional, these series have sparked imaginative contemplations on the improbable but intriguing relationship between American cheese and financial investments.
As we sift through the scholarly and pop culture references, it becomes apparent that the connection between American cheese consumption and BlackRock's stock price is ripe with unexpected possibilities. The literature, both serious and delightfully whimsical, sets the stage for a tantalizing exploration of this puzzling correlation. With each jest and insight, we are reminded that even the most unconventional connections can yield meaningful discoveries. So, let us embark on this cheesy intellectual journey with a good sense of humor and a wheelbarrow full of curiosity.

[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analysis of the data collected from 2002 to 2021 revealed a remarkably strong correlation between American cheese consumption and the stock price of BlackRock (BLK). The calculated correlation coefficient of 0.9396629, along with an r-squared value of 0.8829664, indicated a robust relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. Moreover, the significance level of p < 0.01 further confirms the substantive nature of this connection. It seems that amidst the whey of financial markets, there may be something truly gouda-natured going on.
The scatterplot (Fig. 1) provided a visual representation of the relationship between American cheese consumption and BlackRock's stock price, showcasing a pattern as consistent as the holes in a block of Swiss cheese. The data points coalesced in a manner reminiscent of the perfection of a well-grilled cheese sandwich, leaving no doubt as to the strength of the association.
The unexpected coherence between these variables prompts us to consider the implications of a "cheesy economy" on the world of finance and investment. It seems that the market may be cheddar-off recognizing the influence of dairy products on its machinations. As we delve deeper into the realms of cheese-induced financial fortune, the potential impact of this correlation on investment strategies becomes as compelling as a finely aged Roquefort.
These findings undoubtedly lead to a plethora of cheesy puns and metaphors, which may be as abundant as the varieties of cheese themselves. Nonetheless, the gravity of this relationship cannot be understated, bringing to light a new dimension of market analysis that is as intriguing as a cheese tasting event.

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The results of our investigation have confirmed and reinforced the intriguing connections between American cheese consumption and BlackRock's stock price, shedding light on an unexpected relationship that defies conventional financial wisdom. The strong correlation coefficient of 0.9396629 has left us feeling as gratified as a well-aged Parmesan, affirming the substantive and statistically significant nature of this cheesy association.

Our findings substantiate the work of Smith and Doe (2015) and Jones and Smith (2018), mirroring their conclusions on the influential role of dairy products in economic and investment dynamics. As we digest the implications of this correlation, it becomes apparent that the cheesiness factor in market analysis may, in fact, hold more weight than initially believed. The data paints a picture as vivid as a Monet painting, underlining the substantial influence of American cheese consumption on the stock price of BlackRock (BLK).

While the unexpected nature of this relationship may provoke a chuckle or two, the implications are as serious as a cheddar craving. The cheesy connection between these variables opens up a new avenue of exploration for economists and financial analysts, emphasizing the need to incorporate a wider array of dairy-related variables into market research. The broader impact of cheese, as elucidated by Brown (2017) and imaginatively depicted by Green (2019), cannot be dismissed as mere whimsy.

It is undeniable that the world of finance is not immune to the tantalizing influence of cheese, and the fruitful connection between American cheese consumption and BlackRock's stock price sends a strong message that there may be more holes to fill in our understanding of market correlations. As we contemplate the implications of these findings, it's evident that our study has provided more than just a modicum of cheesy amusement; it has presented a compelling case for further exploration of the dairy-product dimension in economic analysis.

The correlation discovered in this study is as delectable as a slice of gouda on a cracker, sparking further contemplations on the myriad ways in which even the most unforeseen connections can yield substantial insights. Our exploration of this cheesy relationship reaffirms the fundamental principle of research: that behind every statistical analysis lies the potential for unexpected discoveries, as captivating as a cheese wheel at a fancy soirée.


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Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between American cheese consumption and BlackRock's stock price (BLK). Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

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[[TITLE]]
Cheddar and Cheddar: The Cheesy Connection Between American Cheese Consumption and BlackRock's Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the potentially unexpected and inexplicable relationship between American cheese consumption and the stock price of BlackRock (BLK). Utilizing data from the USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we examined the trends from 2002 to 2021. The correlation analysis revealed a strikingly high coefficient of 0.9396629 with a significance level of p < 0.01, suggesting a strong connection between these seemingly unrelated variables. We discuss potential implications of this correlation, including the impact of cheesy economics on financial markets and the role of dairy products in investment choices. Our findings hint at a market dynamic that is as full of surprises as a wheel of gouda.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
INTRODUCTION
While the world of finance and the dairy aisle may seem worlds apart, the intersection of American cheese consumption and stock prices raises poignant questions regarding the mechanisms driving market dynamics. The entwining of these seemingly unrelated entities has piqued the curiosity of researchers and investors alike. The age-old adage, "cheddar makes it better," has taken on a whole new meaning as we delve into an investigation that may have more holes than a block of Swiss cheese.
The correlation between the consumption of American cheese and the stock price of BlackRock, affectionately known as "Cheddar and Cheddar" in some circles, has sent shock waves through the world of financial analysis. The peculiarity of this relationship begs for an exploration born from equal parts skepticism and curiosity. Could the fondness for a classic grilled cheese sandwich have any bearing on the serpentine movements of the stock market? Could it be that the cheesy goodness of American cheese is not just a palatable delight but also a hidden harbinger of financial fortune? These are the cheesy conundrums that we unravel in this engaging investigation.
Amidst the sea of traditional economic indicators, this unexpected relationship reminds us that the world of finance is not all black suits and boardroom meetings; it has its share of quirky ingredients too. As we embark on this journey of discovery, we must keep in mind that the causal link we seek may be as elusive as a mouse in a cheese factory. Yet, armed with data and statistical rigor that is sharper than a cheese knife, we venture forth into unchartered territories of research, where the aroma of melted cheese meets the intoxicating allure of market speculation.
In this paper, we bring forth our examination of the tantalizing connection between American cheese consumption and the stock price of BlackRock. We present our findings with a light-hearted wink and a spread of cheese-related puns, all the while maintaining the academic rigor that is as robust as a wedge of aged cheddar. So, hold onto your crackers and get ready to explore "Cheddar and Cheddar" – it's a scientific quest that's as rich and flavorful as a quality Gruyère.

[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analysis of the data collected from 2002 to 2021 revealed a remarkably strong correlation between American cheese consumption and the stock price of BlackRock (BLK). The calculated correlation coefficient of 0.9396629, along with an r-squared value of 0.8829664, indicated a robust relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. Moreover, the significance level of p < 0.01 further confirms the substantive nature of this connection. It seems that amidst the whey of financial markets, there may be something truly gouda-natured going on.
The scatterplot (Fig. 1) provided a visual representation of the relationship between American cheese consumption and BlackRock's stock price, showcasing a pattern as consistent as the holes in a block of Swiss cheese. The data points coalesced in a manner reminiscent of the perfection of a well-grilled cheese sandwich, leaving no doubt as to the strength of the association.
The unexpected coherence between these variables prompts us to consider the implications of a "cheesy economy" on the world of finance and investment. It seems that the market may be cheddar-off recognizing the influence of dairy products on its machinations. As we delve deeper into the realms of cheese-induced financial fortune, the potential impact of this correlation on investment strategies becomes as compelling as a finely aged Roquefort.
These findings undoubtedly lead to a plethora of cheesy puns and metaphors, which may be as abundant as the varieties of cheese themselves. Nonetheless, the gravity of this relationship cannot be understated, bringing to light a new dimension of market analysis that is as intriguing as a cheese tasting event.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



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[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our investigation into the unexpected and rather cheesy connection between American cheese consumption and BlackRock's stock price has unveiled a correlation as strong and dependable as a mature cheddar. The statistical robustness of the relationship, akin to the hardiness of a cheese aging cellar, suggests a link that defies conventional economic logic. The implications of this correlation extend beyond financial markets, raising questions about the role of dairy products in investment decisions and the potential impact of cheesy economics on market behavior.

While the pervasive nature of cheese-related puns may have made this exploration as cheesy as a fondue party, the significance of the findings cannot be overlooked. However, further research in this area may yield diminishing returns, much like trying to squeeze out the last bit of cheese from a nearly empty canister. As such, it seems that the relationship between American cheese consumption and BlackRock's stock price has been thoroughly 'grated' and does not require any additional 'research and development'.

The intersection of these seemingly unrelated variables highlights the whimsical nature of market dynamics, reminding us that the world of finance is not immune to the quirks and surprises that add flavor to life. With our findings, we have contributed to a body of knowledge that is as varied and complex as a cheese platter, leaving a lingering taste of curiosity and humor in the realm of economic analysis.


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The Journal of Dairy Economics and Finance


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The Institute for Dairy Economics and Financial Analysis


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User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Cheddar and Cheddar: The Cheesy Connection Between American Cheese Consumption and BlackRock's Stock Price with an abstract of This paper investigates the potentially unexpected and inexplicable relationship between American cheese consumption and the stock price of BlackRock (BLK). Utilizing data from the USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we examined the trends from 2002 to 2021. The correlation analysis revealed a strikingly high coefficient of 0.9396629 with a significance level of p < 0.01, suggesting a strong connection between these seemingly unrelated variables. We discuss potential implications of this correlation, including the impact of cheesy economics on financial markets and the role of dairy products in investment choices. Our findings hint at a market dynamic that is as full of surprises as a wheel of gouda.

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American cheese consumption, BlackRock stock price, correlation analysis, USDA data, LSEG Analytics, financial markets, dairy products, investment choices, market dynamics, gouda, cheesy economics

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Data details

American cheese consumption
Detailed data title: Per capita consumption of American cheese in the US
Source: USDA
See what else correlates with American cheese consumption

BlackRock's stock price (BLK)
Detailed data title: Opening price of BlackRock (BLK) on the first trading day of the year
Source: LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv)
Additional Info: Via Microsoft Excel Stockhistory function

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Correlation r = 0.9396629 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.8829664 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 88.3% of the change in the one variable (i.e., BlackRock's stock price (BLK)) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., American cheese consumption) over the 20 years from 2002 through 2021.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 8.08E-10. 0.0000000008077235691684888000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.94 in 8.08E-8% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 1,238,047,320 random variables You don't actually need 1 billion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 19 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 19 because we have two variables measured over a period of 20 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.85, 0.98 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
20022003200420052006200720082009201020112012201320142015201620172018201920202021
American cheese consumption (Pounds per person)12.831412.561912.861212.64913.065612.792913.130613.355313.304813.039213.256913.357313.665614.044414.362115.090115.402715.538915.516.1
BlackRock's stock price (BLK) (Stock price)41.7839.5853.1577.01109.48152.9216.8133236.05191.52183.65210.62315.38357.98333.04384.62518.78386.28510730.6




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([12.8314,12.5619,12.8612,12.649,13.0656,12.7929,13.1306,13.3553,13.3048,13.0392,13.2569,13.3573,13.6656,14.0444,14.3621,15.0901,15.4027,15.5389,15.5,16.1,])
array_2 = np.array([41.78,39.58,53.15,77.01,109.48,152.9,216.8,133,236.05,191.52,183.65,210.62,315.38,357.98,333.04,384.62,518.78,386.28,510,730.6,])
array_1_name = "American cheese consumption"
array_2_name = "BlackRock's stock price (BLK)"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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