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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is American cheese consumption and the second variable is FedEx's stock price (FDX).  The chart goes from 2002 to 2021, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image

AI explanation

As American cheese consumption increased, so did the demand for grilled cheese sandwiches. This led to a spike in comfort food cravings, causing people to seek out nostalgic, feel-good experiences. As a result, there was a significant rise in online retail therapy, leading to an uptick in FedEx's delivery services. It's a gouda be true case of dairy-fueled economics - the cheesier the market gets, the feta the stocks seem to perform!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Prompt: Create an image in the style of pop art featuring a cozy kitchen scene. A person is delightfully savoring a grilled cheese sandwich made with American cheese. Next to them, a laptop displays the FedEx stock price (FDX) steadily rising. The warm aroma of the sandwich fills the room, evoking a sense of nostalgia. Through the window, a FedEx delivery truck arrives, delivering packages from online retail therapy sessions. The image should be bold and vibrant, reflecting the pop art style. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: American cheese consumption and FedEx's stock price (FDX). Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Realistic a funny image you would see on reddit Cute 2D animation Parallax art Pop art
ChatGPT: Pop art

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both American cheese consumption and FedEx's stock price (FDX), in the following situation: As American cheese consumption increased, so did the demand for grilled cheese sandwiches. This led to a spike in comfort food cravings, causing people to seek out nostalgic, feel-good experiences. As a result, there was a significant rise in online retail therapy, leading to an uptick in FedEx's delivery services. It's a gouda be true case of dairy-fueled economics - the cheesier the market gets, the feta the stocks seem to perform!. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a cozy kitchen, a person is enjoying a delicious grilled cheese sandwich made with American cheese. Nearby, a laptop shows the FedEx stock price (FDX) steadily rising. The warm, comforting aroma of the sandwich fills the room, evoking a sense of nostalgia and contentment. Outside the window, a FedEx delivery truck can be seen pulling up to the house, delivering packages from online retail therapy sessions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Pop art ] and depicting this scene: In a cozy kitchen, a person is enjoying a delicious grilled cheese sandwich made with American cheese. Nearby, a laptop shows the FedEx stock price (FDX) steadily rising. The warm, comforting aroma of the sandwich fills the room, evoking a sense of nostalgia and contentment. Outside the window, a FedEx delivery truck can be seen pulling up to the house, delivering packages from online retail therapy sessions. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Prompt: Create an image in the style of pop art featuring a cozy kitchen scene. A person is delightfully savoring a grilled cheese sandwich made with American cheese. Next to them, a laptop displays the FedEx stock price (FDX) steadily rising. The warm aroma of the sandwich fills the room, evoking a sense of nostalgia. Through the window, a FedEx delivery truck arrives, delivering packages from online retail therapy sessions. The image should be bold and vibrant, reflecting the pop art style.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in American cheese consumption caused FedEx's stock price (FDX) to increase.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Cheddar and FedEx: A Cheese-Laden Analysis of American Cheese Consumption and FDX Stock Price Fluctuations

The Journal of Dairy Economics and Logistics

Jan 2024
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between American cheese consumption and FedEx's stock price (FDX). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Rhyme words in the title.

Your research team used data from USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8781054 and p < 0.01 for 2002 to 2021.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Cheddar and FedEx: A Cheese-Laden Analysis of American Cheese Consumption and FDX Stock Price Fluctuations"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the unconventional yet intriguing relationship between American cheese consumption and FedEx's (FDX) stock price movements. Utilizing data from the USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we aimed to answer the age-old question: "Does the trend of American cheese consumption have any real 'grate' impact on the stock prices of FedEx?"

Our findings revealed a strikingly high correlation coefficient of 0.8781054 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 2002 to 2021. This indicates a robust association between the two seemingly unrelated variables, prompting us to 'brie' in a state of both fascination and bemusement.

One might speculate, "What is the 'whey' forward for investors and analysts in light of these cheese-induced market insights?" Our research raises intriguing questions deserving of further exploration. For instance, could it be that as American cheese consumption 'ricotta' any waves, FedEx stock prices 'gouda' in a distinctly correlated manner?

As we navigate the 'cheddar-cheese maze' of financial analysis, our findings underscore the need for a 'sharp' awareness of the multifaceted influences on stock market dynamics. Ultimately, this study serves as a reminder that even in the world of finance, there is always room for a good 'dairy' joke or two.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between American cheese consumption and FedEx's stock price (FDX). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Cheddar and FedEx: A Cheese-Laden Analysis of American Cheese Consumption and FDX Stock Price Fluctuations"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the unconventional yet intriguing relationship between American cheese consumption and FedEx's (FDX) stock price movements. Utilizing data from the USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we aimed to answer the age-old question: "Does the trend of American cheese consumption have any real 'grate' impact on the stock prices of FedEx?"

Our findings revealed a strikingly high correlation coefficient of 0.8781054 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 2002 to 2021. This indicates a robust association between the two seemingly unrelated variables, prompting us to 'brie' in a state of both fascination and bemusement.

One might speculate, "What is the 'whey' forward for investors and analysts in light of these cheese-induced market insights?" Our research raises intriguing questions deserving of further exploration. For instance, could it be that as American cheese consumption 'ricotta' any waves, FedEx stock prices 'gouda' in a distinctly correlated manner?

As we navigate the 'cheddar-cheese maze' of financial analysis, our findings underscore the need for a 'sharp' awareness of the multifaceted influences on stock market dynamics. Ultimately, this study serves as a reminder that even in the world of finance, there is always room for a good 'dairy' joke or two.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The world of finance is often characterized by complex equations, intricate graphs, and countless cups of coffee. As researchers, we constantly seek to uncover the hidden connections and underlying patterns that swirl in the enigmatic realm of stock market dynamics. However, in our pursuit of unraveling economic mysteries, we stumbled upon a peculiar correlation that left us exclaiming, "Holy 'guacamole,' could it 'brie' possible?"

Our curiosity was piqued, leading us down a path of investigation that involved identifying the potential interplay between a quintessentially American delicacy and the stock prices of a global logistics corporation. Yes, we delved into the cheesy depths of American cheese consumption and the stock price of FedEx (FDX). As perplexing as it may sound, our research sought to shed light on a "cheddarly" unusual relationship that tickled our analytical fancy.

Picture this: a gathering of finance enthusiasts, poring over charts and sipping espresso, suddenly struck by the whimsical idea of deciphering whether the consumption of American cheese could indeed have an impact on the stock prices of FedEx. It may sound like a tale fit for a cheese-themed bedtime story, but we assure you, dear readers, this is no 'cottage'-level conjecture. It's a 'gouda' old mystery waiting to be unveiled!

As we embarked on this 'cheddar-edged' expedition, we were acutely aware of the potential skepticism that our pursuit might arouse. After all, who would have thought that the tang of American cheese and the bustling logistics of FedEx could dance in harmony on the economic stage? Nevertheless, armed with statistical analysis and an appetite for intriguing discoveries, we took the plunge into what could only be described as a 'grate' adventure.

So, why do we bring this curious coupling before the realm of academic contemplation? 'Feta'-not, fret not, for our aim is not merely to entertain with dairy-themed puns, but to unearth the unexpected ways in which economic forces can intertwine. Financial analysis need not always be 'provolone' and serious, for even the seemingly 'gouda-rized' correlations can unveil a side of the market that is both compelling and, dare we say, a little 'cheesy'.

Our 'wheyward' journey takes us through a maze of data, charts, and undoubtedly a few chuckles at the peculiarity of our pursuit. Yet, amidst the sea of numbers and market fluctuations, we invite you to 'em-grate' yourselves in our examination of the savory world of American cheese consumption and its potential influence on the stock prices of FedEx. After all, in the ever-enigmatic world of finance, why not sprinkle a dash of humor and whimsy to keep things 'brie-t' and enjoyable?



Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between American cheese consumption and FedEx's stock price (FDX). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name a few real TV shows that sound like they might be relevant to the topic that you watched as research.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Cheddar and FedEx: A Cheese-Laden Analysis of American Cheese Consumption and FDX Stock Price Fluctuations"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the unconventional yet intriguing relationship between American cheese consumption and FedEx's (FDX) stock price movements. Utilizing data from the USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we aimed to answer the age-old question: "Does the trend of American cheese consumption have any real 'grate' impact on the stock prices of FedEx?"

Our findings revealed a strikingly high correlation coefficient of 0.8781054 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 2002 to 2021. This indicates a robust association between the two seemingly unrelated variables, prompting us to 'brie' in a state of both fascination and bemusement.

One might speculate, "What is the 'whey' forward for investors and analysts in light of these cheese-induced market insights?" Our research raises intriguing questions deserving of further exploration. For instance, could it be that as American cheese consumption 'ricotta' any waves, FedEx stock prices 'gouda' in a distinctly correlated manner?

As we navigate the 'cheddar-cheese maze' of financial analysis, our findings underscore the need for a 'sharp' awareness of the multifaceted influences on stock market dynamics. Ultimately, this study serves as a reminder that even in the world of finance, there is always room for a good 'dairy' joke or two.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The world of finance is often characterized by complex equations, intricate graphs, and countless cups of coffee. As researchers, we constantly seek to uncover the hidden connections and underlying patterns that swirl in the enigmatic realm of stock market dynamics. However, in our pursuit of unraveling economic mysteries, we stumbled upon a peculiar correlation that left us exclaiming, "Holy 'guacamole,' could it 'brie' possible?"
Our curiosity was piqued, leading us down a path of investigation that involved identifying the potential interplay between a quintessentially American delicacy and the stock prices of a global logistics corporation. Yes, we delved into the cheesy depths of American cheese consumption and the stock price of FedEx (FDX). As perplexing as it may sound, our research sought to shed light on a "cheddarly" unusual relationship that tickled our analytical fancy.
Picture this: a gathering of finance enthusiasts, poring over charts and sipping espresso, suddenly struck by the whimsical idea of deciphering whether the consumption of American cheese could indeed have an impact on the stock prices of FedEx. It may sound like a tale fit for a cheese-themed bedtime story, but we assure you, dear readers, this is no 'cottage'-level conjecture. It's a 'gouda' old mystery waiting to be unveiled!
As we embarked on this 'cheddar-edged' expedition, we were acutely aware of the potential skepticism that our pursuit might arouse. After all, who would have thought that the tang of American cheese and the bustling logistics of FedEx could dance in harmony on the economic stage? Nevertheless, armed with statistical analysis and an appetite for intriguing discoveries, we took the plunge into what could only be described as a 'grate' adventure.
So, why do we bring this curious coupling before the realm of academic contemplation? 'Feta'-not, fret not, for our aim is not merely to entertain with dairy-themed puns, but to unearth the unexpected ways in which economic forces can intertwine. Financial analysis need not always be 'provolone' and serious, for even the seemingly 'gouda-rized' correlations can unveil a side of the market that is both compelling and, dare we say, a little 'cheesy'.
Our 'wheyward' journey takes us through a maze of data, charts, and undoubtedly a few chuckles at the peculiarity of our pursuit. Yet, amidst the sea of numbers and market fluctuations, we invite you to 'em-grate' yourselves in our examination of the savory world of American cheese consumption and its potential influence on the stock prices of FedEx. After all, in the ever-enigmatic world of finance, why not sprinkle a dash of humor and whimsy to keep things 'brie-t' and enjoyable?


-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The unconventional relationship between American cheese consumption and stock market dynamics has long intrigued researchers and analysts. In "The Cheese Conundrum: Exploring Dairy Dilemmas" by Smith et al., the authors find that the dairy industry's influence on various economic sectors extends beyond traditional correlation models. Similarly, Doe's examination of "Market Morsels: Uncovering Unusual Correlations" uncovers surprising links between consumer food habits and stock price movements. Jones et al., in "Financial Flavors: An Exploration of Unconventional Market Dynamics," further explore the complexities of seemingly unrelated variables impacting financial markets.

As our investigation veers into uncharted territory, we must acknowledge that the cheese and finance realms have rarely intersected in academic discourse. Yet, as we peruse "The Big Cheese: A Historical and Cultural Analysis of Dairy" and "Mice and Markets: Uncovering Unlikely Partnerships" by renowned dairy enthusiasts, it becomes evident that delving into unconventional correlations can yield tantalizing insights beyond the borders of traditional economic analysis.

Turning to fiction for a moment, the whimsical worlds depicted in "The Cheese Mysteries" and "The Brie Conspiracy" evoke a sense of intrigue and mystery surrounding the enigmatic relationship between cheese and financial markets. In these narratives, characters navigate a maze of dairy-induced market fluctuations, serving as a poignant reminder of the intricate, and sometimes 'cheddarful,' nature of economic phenomena.

Additionally, the casual observer may find solace in exploring the thematic nuances of television programs such as "The Great Cheese Chase" and "Mice and Money: A Financial Fable." Though ostensibly unrelated to financial analysis, these shows offer a lighthearted perspective on the potential parallels between cheese consumption patterns and stock price dynamics. Rest assured, dear reader, that our exploration has been nothing short of thorough, even if it has led us down some rather 'gouda' unusual paths.

And now for some 'dairy' humor: What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Hallou-mi!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between American cheese consumption and FedEx's stock price (FDX). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) . You used data from 2002 to 2021

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Cheddar and FedEx: A Cheese-Laden Analysis of American Cheese Consumption and FDX Stock Price Fluctuations"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the unconventional yet intriguing relationship between American cheese consumption and FedEx's (FDX) stock price movements. Utilizing data from the USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we aimed to answer the age-old question: "Does the trend of American cheese consumption have any real 'grate' impact on the stock prices of FedEx?"

Our findings revealed a strikingly high correlation coefficient of 0.8781054 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 2002 to 2021. This indicates a robust association between the two seemingly unrelated variables, prompting us to 'brie' in a state of both fascination and bemusement.

One might speculate, "What is the 'whey' forward for investors and analysts in light of these cheese-induced market insights?" Our research raises intriguing questions deserving of further exploration. For instance, could it be that as American cheese consumption 'ricotta' any waves, FedEx stock prices 'gouda' in a distinctly correlated manner?

As we navigate the 'cheddar-cheese maze' of financial analysis, our findings underscore the need for a 'sharp' awareness of the multifaceted influences on stock market dynamics. Ultimately, this study serves as a reminder that even in the world of finance, there is always room for a good 'dairy' joke or two.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The world of finance is often characterized by complex equations, intricate graphs, and countless cups of coffee. As researchers, we constantly seek to uncover the hidden connections and underlying patterns that swirl in the enigmatic realm of stock market dynamics. However, in our pursuit of unraveling economic mysteries, we stumbled upon a peculiar correlation that left us exclaiming, "Holy 'guacamole,' could it 'brie' possible?"
Our curiosity was piqued, leading us down a path of investigation that involved identifying the potential interplay between a quintessentially American delicacy and the stock prices of a global logistics corporation. Yes, we delved into the cheesy depths of American cheese consumption and the stock price of FedEx (FDX). As perplexing as it may sound, our research sought to shed light on a "cheddarly" unusual relationship that tickled our analytical fancy.
Picture this: a gathering of finance enthusiasts, poring over charts and sipping espresso, suddenly struck by the whimsical idea of deciphering whether the consumption of American cheese could indeed have an impact on the stock prices of FedEx. It may sound like a tale fit for a cheese-themed bedtime story, but we assure you, dear readers, this is no 'cottage'-level conjecture. It's a 'gouda' old mystery waiting to be unveiled!
As we embarked on this 'cheddar-edged' expedition, we were acutely aware of the potential skepticism that our pursuit might arouse. After all, who would have thought that the tang of American cheese and the bustling logistics of FedEx could dance in harmony on the economic stage? Nevertheless, armed with statistical analysis and an appetite for intriguing discoveries, we took the plunge into what could only be described as a 'grate' adventure.
So, why do we bring this curious coupling before the realm of academic contemplation? 'Feta'-not, fret not, for our aim is not merely to entertain with dairy-themed puns, but to unearth the unexpected ways in which economic forces can intertwine. Financial analysis need not always be 'provolone' and serious, for even the seemingly 'gouda-rized' correlations can unveil a side of the market that is both compelling and, dare we say, a little 'cheesy'.
Our 'wheyward' journey takes us through a maze of data, charts, and undoubtedly a few chuckles at the peculiarity of our pursuit. Yet, amidst the sea of numbers and market fluctuations, we invite you to 'em-grate' yourselves in our examination of the savory world of American cheese consumption and its potential influence on the stock prices of FedEx. After all, in the ever-enigmatic world of finance, why not sprinkle a dash of humor and whimsy to keep things 'brie-t' and enjoyable?


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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To unravel the tangled 'cheese-curds' of American cheese consumption and its supposed influence on the stock prices of FedEx (FDX), our research team embarked on a 'gouda-fied' methodology that could stand the test of both statistical rigor and culinary curiosity.

Beginning with data collection, we scoured the virtual 'gruyere-scape' of the internet, venturing into the depths of USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to gather comprehensive information spanning the years from 2002 to 2021. We meticulously sourced data on American cheese consumption, pulling figures from national production and consumption reports, and delving into the intricate trade flows of this dairy delight. In a 'feta-cheesmo,' our data collection process spared no 'muenster' of information, encapsulating the essence of American cheese consumption across the country.

Simultaneously, we gathered financial data pertaining to the stock prices of FedEx, extracted from the 'cheddar-charts' of market indices and corporate reports. We spared no effort in 'grating' through the volumes of financial data, ensuring that our analysis would be as 'cheddar-comprehensive' as possible.

After assembling this 'gouda-laden' dataset, we deployed a series of statistical analyses to uncover the potential relationship between American cheese consumption and FDX stock prices. Employing a technique that can only be described as 'brie-lliante,' we utilized time series analysis, including autoregressive integrated moving average (ARIMA) models, to identify patterns and fluctuations across the two domains. In the realm of statistical analysis, we 'bleu' past the conventional and dared to explore the intriguing 'stilton-ks' of financial data trends.

Furthermore, to complement our quantitative analyses, we conducted qualitative investigations into market trends, economic indicators, and even the occasional cheese-themed 'havarti-y' with industry professionals. This 'provolone'-diverse approach allowed us to not only crunch numbers but also savor the nuanced narratives that imbue the 'asiago' of market dynamics.

In an effort to strengthen the robustness of our findings, we also employed cross-validation techniques, ensuring that our results were not merely a product of statistical 'acciden-cheese.' Validating our models with out-of-sample testing, we aimed to showcase the consistency and reliability of the observed relationships, leaving no room for 'queso' uncertainty.

Ultimately, our methodology danced at the juxtaposition of curiosity and rigor, blending the sophistication of financial analysis with the delightful curiosity of cheese-themed inquiry. In the 'cheddar-wedge' of academic exploration, our approach was as audacious as it was 'gouda-guided,' serving as a testament to the unorthodox yet intriguing nature of our investigation. After all, what fun is research without a 'brieliant' twist or two?


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between American cheese consumption and FedEx's stock price (FDX). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) .

For the time period 2002 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.8781054, r-squared of 0.7710692, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Cheddar and FedEx: A Cheese-Laden Analysis of American Cheese Consumption and FDX Stock Price Fluctuations"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the unconventional yet intriguing relationship between American cheese consumption and FedEx's (FDX) stock price movements. Utilizing data from the USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we aimed to answer the age-old question: "Does the trend of American cheese consumption have any real 'grate' impact on the stock prices of FedEx?"

Our findings revealed a strikingly high correlation coefficient of 0.8781054 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 2002 to 2021. This indicates a robust association between the two seemingly unrelated variables, prompting us to 'brie' in a state of both fascination and bemusement.

One might speculate, "What is the 'whey' forward for investors and analysts in light of these cheese-induced market insights?" Our research raises intriguing questions deserving of further exploration. For instance, could it be that as American cheese consumption 'ricotta' any waves, FedEx stock prices 'gouda' in a distinctly correlated manner?

As we navigate the 'cheddar-cheese maze' of financial analysis, our findings underscore the need for a 'sharp' awareness of the multifaceted influences on stock market dynamics. Ultimately, this study serves as a reminder that even in the world of finance, there is always room for a good 'dairy' joke or two.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The world of finance is often characterized by complex equations, intricate graphs, and countless cups of coffee. As researchers, we constantly seek to uncover the hidden connections and underlying patterns that swirl in the enigmatic realm of stock market dynamics. However, in our pursuit of unraveling economic mysteries, we stumbled upon a peculiar correlation that left us exclaiming, "Holy 'guacamole,' could it 'brie' possible?"
Our curiosity was piqued, leading us down a path of investigation that involved identifying the potential interplay between a quintessentially American delicacy and the stock prices of a global logistics corporation. Yes, we delved into the cheesy depths of American cheese consumption and the stock price of FedEx (FDX). As perplexing as it may sound, our research sought to shed light on a "cheddarly" unusual relationship that tickled our analytical fancy.
Picture this: a gathering of finance enthusiasts, poring over charts and sipping espresso, suddenly struck by the whimsical idea of deciphering whether the consumption of American cheese could indeed have an impact on the stock prices of FedEx. It may sound like a tale fit for a cheese-themed bedtime story, but we assure you, dear readers, this is no 'cottage'-level conjecture. It's a 'gouda' old mystery waiting to be unveiled!
As we embarked on this 'cheddar-edged' expedition, we were acutely aware of the potential skepticism that our pursuit might arouse. After all, who would have thought that the tang of American cheese and the bustling logistics of FedEx could dance in harmony on the economic stage? Nevertheless, armed with statistical analysis and an appetite for intriguing discoveries, we took the plunge into what could only be described as a 'grate' adventure.
So, why do we bring this curious coupling before the realm of academic contemplation? 'Feta'-not, fret not, for our aim is not merely to entertain with dairy-themed puns, but to unearth the unexpected ways in which economic forces can intertwine. Financial analysis need not always be 'provolone' and serious, for even the seemingly 'gouda-rized' correlations can unveil a side of the market that is both compelling and, dare we say, a little 'cheesy'.
Our 'wheyward' journey takes us through a maze of data, charts, and undoubtedly a few chuckles at the peculiarity of our pursuit. Yet, amidst the sea of numbers and market fluctuations, we invite you to 'em-grate' yourselves in our examination of the savory world of American cheese consumption and its potential influence on the stock prices of FedEx. After all, in the ever-enigmatic world of finance, why not sprinkle a dash of humor and whimsy to keep things 'brie-t' and enjoyable?


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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The analysis of the relationship between American cheese consumption and FedEx's (FDX) stock price encompassed a period spanning from 2002 to 2021, capturing a multitude of economic climates and market fluctuations. Our examination revealed a notable correlation coefficient of 0.8781054, signifying a strong positive relationship between these two variables. This coefficient indicates that as American cheese consumption increased, there was a corresponding tendency for the stock price of FedEx to exhibit positive movements. "Looks like American cheese isn't just 'grate' for sandwiches, but also seems to be 'gouda' for predicting FedEx's stock price," we quipped in the office.

Additionally, the r-squared value of 0.7710692 suggests that approximately 77.11% of the variability in FDX stock prices can be explained by changes in American cheese consumption. Remarkably, this finding emphasizes the significance of this unusual correlation, prompting us to ponder the impact of an equally cheesy prediction on the stock market.

Furthermore, the p-value of less than 0.01 lends strong support to the idea that the observed relationship between American cheese consumption and FedEx's stock price is not merely a coincidence. In fact, our statistical analysis suggests that there is a high probability that this connection is indeed meaningful and not just a result of mere chance. As we presented these results to our colleagues, we couldn't help but jest, "Looks like the 'whey' to financial success might just be through the deli section!"

To visually encapsulate the magnitude of this association, we have included a scatterplot (Fig. 1) that depicts the conspicuous alignment between American cheese consumption and FedEx's stock price. This graphic representation vividly illustrates the pronounced trend of simultaneous fluctuations, reinforcing the strength of the correlation we uncovered.

In conclusion, our research unearths a surprising yet intriguing relationship between American cheese consumption and the stock price of FedEx, demonstrating the broader interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated variables in the financial arena. As we reflect on our findings, we are reminded that even in the world of finance, there is always room for a good dairy-themed jest or two. This discovery invites further exploration into the uncharted territory of quirky economic relationships, perhaps reminding us that with the right blend of statistical analysis and puns, even the most unexpected correlations can be 'da-'brie-able'.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between American cheese consumption and FedEx's stock price (FDX). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"Cheddar and FedEx: A Cheese-Laden Analysis of American Cheese Consumption and FDX Stock Price Fluctuations"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the unconventional yet intriguing relationship between American cheese consumption and FedEx's (FDX) stock price movements. Utilizing data from the USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we aimed to answer the age-old question: "Does the trend of American cheese consumption have any real 'grate' impact on the stock prices of FedEx?"

Our findings revealed a strikingly high correlation coefficient of 0.8781054 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 2002 to 2021. This indicates a robust association between the two seemingly unrelated variables, prompting us to 'brie' in a state of both fascination and bemusement.

One might speculate, "What is the 'whey' forward for investors and analysts in light of these cheese-induced market insights?" Our research raises intriguing questions deserving of further exploration. For instance, could it be that as American cheese consumption 'ricotta' any waves, FedEx stock prices 'gouda' in a distinctly correlated manner?

As we navigate the 'cheddar-cheese maze' of financial analysis, our findings underscore the need for a 'sharp' awareness of the multifaceted influences on stock market dynamics. Ultimately, this study serves as a reminder that even in the world of finance, there is always room for a good 'dairy' joke or two.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The unconventional relationship between American cheese consumption and stock market dynamics has long intrigued researchers and analysts. In "The Cheese Conundrum: Exploring Dairy Dilemmas" by Smith et al., the authors find that the dairy industry's influence on various economic sectors extends beyond traditional correlation models. Similarly, Doe's examination of "Market Morsels: Uncovering Unusual Correlations" uncovers surprising links between consumer food habits and stock price movements. Jones et al., in "Financial Flavors: An Exploration of Unconventional Market Dynamics," further explore the complexities of seemingly unrelated variables impacting financial markets.
As our investigation veers into uncharted territory, we must acknowledge that the cheese and finance realms have rarely intersected in academic discourse. Yet, as we peruse "The Big Cheese: A Historical and Cultural Analysis of Dairy" and "Mice and Markets: Uncovering Unlikely Partnerships" by renowned dairy enthusiasts, it becomes evident that delving into unconventional correlations can yield tantalizing insights beyond the borders of traditional economic analysis.
Turning to fiction for a moment, the whimsical worlds depicted in "The Cheese Mysteries" and "The Brie Conspiracy" evoke a sense of intrigue and mystery surrounding the enigmatic relationship between cheese and financial markets. In these narratives, characters navigate a maze of dairy-induced market fluctuations, serving as a poignant reminder of the intricate, and sometimes 'cheddarful,' nature of economic phenomena.
Additionally, the casual observer may find solace in exploring the thematic nuances of television programs such as "The Great Cheese Chase" and "Mice and Money: A Financial Fable." Though ostensibly unrelated to financial analysis, these shows offer a lighthearted perspective on the potential parallels between cheese consumption patterns and stock price dynamics. Rest assured, dear reader, that our exploration has been nothing short of thorough, even if it has led us down some rather 'gouda' unusual paths.
And now for some 'dairy' humor: What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Hallou-mi!

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the relationship between American cheese consumption and FedEx's (FDX) stock price encompassed a period spanning from 2002 to 2021, capturing a multitude of economic climates and market fluctuations. Our examination revealed a notable correlation coefficient of 0.8781054, signifying a strong positive relationship between these two variables. This coefficient indicates that as American cheese consumption increased, there was a corresponding tendency for the stock price of FedEx to exhibit positive movements. "Looks like American cheese isn't just 'grate' for sandwiches, but also seems to be 'gouda' for predicting FedEx's stock price," we quipped in the office.
Additionally, the r-squared value of 0.7710692 suggests that approximately 77.11% of the variability in FDX stock prices can be explained by changes in American cheese consumption. Remarkably, this finding emphasizes the significance of this unusual correlation, prompting us to ponder the impact of an equally cheesy prediction on the stock market.
Furthermore, the p-value of less than 0.01 lends strong support to the idea that the observed relationship between American cheese consumption and FedEx's stock price is not merely a coincidence. In fact, our statistical analysis suggests that there is a high probability that this connection is indeed meaningful and not just a result of mere chance. As we presented these results to our colleagues, we couldn't help but jest, "Looks like the 'whey' to financial success might just be through the deli section!"
To visually encapsulate the magnitude of this association, we have included a scatterplot (Fig. 1) that depicts the conspicuous alignment between American cheese consumption and FedEx's stock price. This graphic representation vividly illustrates the pronounced trend of simultaneous fluctuations, reinforcing the strength of the correlation we uncovered.
In conclusion, our research unearths a surprising yet intriguing relationship between American cheese consumption and the stock price of FedEx, demonstrating the broader interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated variables in the financial arena. As we reflect on our findings, we are reminded that even in the world of finance, there is always room for a good dairy-themed jest or two. This discovery invites further exploration into the uncharted territory of quirky economic relationships, perhaps reminding us that with the right blend of statistical analysis and puns, even the most unexpected correlations can be 'da-'brie-able'.

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

Our study aimed to unravel the enthralling relationship between American cheese consumption and FedEx's stock price movements, and it’s safe to say that we've certainly 'cheddar' some light on this nexus. Our findings corroborate the prior research, notably the work of Smith et al. and Doe in uncovering surprising links between consumer food habits and stock price movements. A 'rind' of truth seems to underlie the seemingly comical connections between cheese and finance!
It's no 'brie'fe matter that the robust correlation coefficient of 0.8781054 observed in our study aligns with prior literature, emphasizing the substantial impact of American cheese consumption on FDX stock prices. Doe et al.'s work has led us to concur that these unconventional correlations deserve a closer examination. Who knew that cheese could 'whey' in on the stock market so significantly?
Our results are not just a 'fondue' wishful thinking; the sparkling p-value of less than 0.01 provides solid support for the veracity of the association we've unveiled. It seems that cheese isn't just essential for a good sandwich but is also a 'muenster' player in predicting stock price movements. That's 'gouda' news for cheese enthusiasts and investors alike, isn't it?
As we navigate this 'cheddar-cheese maze' of financial analysis, our study underscores the need for a 'sharp' awareness of the multifaceted influences on stock market dynamics. By shedding light on the astonishing correlation between American cheese consumption and FedEx's stock prices, we've shown that even in the world of finance, there is always room for a good 'dairy' joke or two. After all, who said financial analysis couldn't 'brie' fun?
Intriguingly, our findings beckon further exploration into the uncharted territory of quirky economic relationships, highlighting the lingering potential for more 'brie-lliant' discoveries. The impact of American cheese on the stock market may just be the 'whey' to a 'gouda' investment strategy or at least a 'feta' understanding of market dynamics.
As we 'whey't' with bated breath for the next step in uncovering the influence of cheese on financial markets, we remain 'grate'ful for the opportunity to delve into the intriguing, albeit unexpected, impact of American cheese consumption on stock prices. And remember, a 'brie-f' detour into the world of cheese can sometimes lead to the 'cheddar' path of enlightenment. After all, finance doesn't have to be 'brie-n' or 'gouda-less,' right?


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between American cheese consumption and FedEx's stock price (FDX). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"Cheddar and FedEx: A Cheese-Laden Analysis of American Cheese Consumption and FDX Stock Price Fluctuations"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the unconventional yet intriguing relationship between American cheese consumption and FedEx's (FDX) stock price movements. Utilizing data from the USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we aimed to answer the age-old question: "Does the trend of American cheese consumption have any real 'grate' impact on the stock prices of FedEx?"

Our findings revealed a strikingly high correlation coefficient of 0.8781054 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 2002 to 2021. This indicates a robust association between the two seemingly unrelated variables, prompting us to 'brie' in a state of both fascination and bemusement.

One might speculate, "What is the 'whey' forward for investors and analysts in light of these cheese-induced market insights?" Our research raises intriguing questions deserving of further exploration. For instance, could it be that as American cheese consumption 'ricotta' any waves, FedEx stock prices 'gouda' in a distinctly correlated manner?

As we navigate the 'cheddar-cheese maze' of financial analysis, our findings underscore the need for a 'sharp' awareness of the multifaceted influences on stock market dynamics. Ultimately, this study serves as a reminder that even in the world of finance, there is always room for a good 'dairy' joke or two.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The world of finance is often characterized by complex equations, intricate graphs, and countless cups of coffee. As researchers, we constantly seek to uncover the hidden connections and underlying patterns that swirl in the enigmatic realm of stock market dynamics. However, in our pursuit of unraveling economic mysteries, we stumbled upon a peculiar correlation that left us exclaiming, "Holy 'guacamole,' could it 'brie' possible?"
Our curiosity was piqued, leading us down a path of investigation that involved identifying the potential interplay between a quintessentially American delicacy and the stock prices of a global logistics corporation. Yes, we delved into the cheesy depths of American cheese consumption and the stock price of FedEx (FDX). As perplexing as it may sound, our research sought to shed light on a "cheddarly" unusual relationship that tickled our analytical fancy.
Picture this: a gathering of finance enthusiasts, poring over charts and sipping espresso, suddenly struck by the whimsical idea of deciphering whether the consumption of American cheese could indeed have an impact on the stock prices of FedEx. It may sound like a tale fit for a cheese-themed bedtime story, but we assure you, dear readers, this is no 'cottage'-level conjecture. It's a 'gouda' old mystery waiting to be unveiled!
As we embarked on this 'cheddar-edged' expedition, we were acutely aware of the potential skepticism that our pursuit might arouse. After all, who would have thought that the tang of American cheese and the bustling logistics of FedEx could dance in harmony on the economic stage? Nevertheless, armed with statistical analysis and an appetite for intriguing discoveries, we took the plunge into what could only be described as a 'grate' adventure.
So, why do we bring this curious coupling before the realm of academic contemplation? 'Feta'-not, fret not, for our aim is not merely to entertain with dairy-themed puns, but to unearth the unexpected ways in which economic forces can intertwine. Financial analysis need not always be 'provolone' and serious, for even the seemingly 'gouda-rized' correlations can unveil a side of the market that is both compelling and, dare we say, a little 'cheesy'.
Our 'wheyward' journey takes us through a maze of data, charts, and undoubtedly a few chuckles at the peculiarity of our pursuit. Yet, amidst the sea of numbers and market fluctuations, we invite you to 'em-grate' yourselves in our examination of the savory world of American cheese consumption and its potential influence on the stock prices of FedEx. After all, in the ever-enigmatic world of finance, why not sprinkle a dash of humor and whimsy to keep things 'brie-t' and enjoyable?


[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the relationship between American cheese consumption and FedEx's (FDX) stock price encompassed a period spanning from 2002 to 2021, capturing a multitude of economic climates and market fluctuations. Our examination revealed a notable correlation coefficient of 0.8781054, signifying a strong positive relationship between these two variables. This coefficient indicates that as American cheese consumption increased, there was a corresponding tendency for the stock price of FedEx to exhibit positive movements. "Looks like American cheese isn't just 'grate' for sandwiches, but also seems to be 'gouda' for predicting FedEx's stock price," we quipped in the office.
Additionally, the r-squared value of 0.7710692 suggests that approximately 77.11% of the variability in FDX stock prices can be explained by changes in American cheese consumption. Remarkably, this finding emphasizes the significance of this unusual correlation, prompting us to ponder the impact of an equally cheesy prediction on the stock market.
Furthermore, the p-value of less than 0.01 lends strong support to the idea that the observed relationship between American cheese consumption and FedEx's stock price is not merely a coincidence. In fact, our statistical analysis suggests that there is a high probability that this connection is indeed meaningful and not just a result of mere chance. As we presented these results to our colleagues, we couldn't help but jest, "Looks like the 'whey' to financial success might just be through the deli section!"
To visually encapsulate the magnitude of this association, we have included a scatterplot (Fig. 1) that depicts the conspicuous alignment between American cheese consumption and FedEx's stock price. This graphic representation vividly illustrates the pronounced trend of simultaneous fluctuations, reinforcing the strength of the correlation we uncovered.
In conclusion, our research unearths a surprising yet intriguing relationship between American cheese consumption and the stock price of FedEx, demonstrating the broader interconnectedness of seemingly unrelated variables in the financial arena. As we reflect on our findings, we are reminded that even in the world of finance, there is always room for a good dairy-themed jest or two. This discovery invites further exploration into the uncharted territory of quirky economic relationships, perhaps reminding us that with the right blend of statistical analysis and puns, even the most unexpected correlations can be 'da-'brie-able'.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our investigation into the delightfully cheesy realm of American cheese consumption and its unexpected influence on FedEx's stock price has quenched our thirst for both financial insights and fondue enthusiasts' puns. Our findings not only highlight the 'gouda-ness' of this correlation but also provoke additional questions, such as whether Swiss cheese consumption could prop up stocks in multinational banks.

The statistically significant correlation we uncovered, with a coefficient higher than a towering pile of cheese slices, emphasizes the need for investors to keep an eye on dairy-based trends. After all, it seems American cheese consumption might not just 'brie' a source of calcium but also a potential predictor of market movements. As we ponder this relationship, we can't help but say, "It's 'muensterly' delightful how the stock market and cheese can 'briel' together."

Alas, before we 'fond-do' toward more cheese-laden financial analyses, we assert with 'cheddar' certainty that no more research is needed in this area. The curd has been cut, the findings are 'whey'-clear, and the puns have been liberally sprinkled. Let's 'grate-fully' conclude our exploration here, leaving the door wide open for future studies to tackle equally 'brie'-lliant correlations.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Cheddar and FedEx: A Cheese-Laden Analysis of American Cheese Consumption and FDX Stock Price Fluctuations. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Dairy Economics and Logistics


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Cheddar and FedEx: A Cheese-Laden Analysis of American Cheese Consumption and FDX Stock Price Fluctuations. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

National Association of Dairy Economists


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Cheddar and FedEx: A Cheese-Laden Analysis of American Cheese Consumption and FDX Stock Price Fluctuations with an abstract of In this study, we delve into the unconventional yet intriguing relationship between American cheese consumption and FedEx's (FDX) stock price movements. Utilizing data from the USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), we aimed to answer the age-old question: "Does the trend of American cheese consumption have any real 'grate' impact on the stock prices of FedEx?"
Our findings revealed a strikingly high correlation coefficient of 0.8781054 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 2002 to 2021. This indicates a robust association between the two seemingly unrelated variables, prompting us to 'brie' in a state of both fascination and bemusement.
One might speculate, "What is the 'whey' forward for investors and analysts in light of these cheese-induced market insights?" Our research raises intriguing questions deserving of further exploration. For instance, could it be that as American cheese consumption 'ricotta' any waves, FedEx stock prices 'gouda' in a distinctly correlated manner?
As we navigate the 'cheddar-cheese maze' of financial analysis, our findings underscore the need for a 'sharp' awareness of the multifaceted influences on stock market dynamics. Ultimately, this study serves as a reminder that even in the world of finance, there is always room for a good 'dairy' joke or two.

ChatGPT:

American cheese consumption, FedEx stock price fluctuations, cheese consumption impact on stock prices, USDA data analysis, LSEG Analytics, Refinitiv data, correlation between cheese consumption and stock prices, financial analysis, market insights, stock market dynamics, investment implications

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Data details

American cheese consumption
Detailed data title: Per capita consumption of American cheese in the US
Source: USDA
See what else correlates with American cheese consumption

FedEx's stock price (FDX)
Detailed data title: Opening price of FedEx (FDX) on the first trading day of the year
Source: LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv)
Additional Info: Via Microsoft Excel Stockhistory function

See what else correlates with FedEx's stock price (FDX)

Correlation r = 0.8781054 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.7710692 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 77.1% of the change in the one variable (i.e., FedEx's stock price (FDX)) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., American cheese consumption) over the 20 years from 2002 through 2021.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 3.6E-7. 0.0000003596010683281067600000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.88 in 3.6E-5% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 2,780,859 random variables You don't actually need 2 million variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 19 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 19 because we have two variables measured over a period of 20 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.71, 0.95 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
20022003200420052006200720082009201020112012201320142015201620172018201920202021
American cheese consumption (Pounds per person)12.831412.561912.861212.64913.065612.792913.130613.355313.304813.039213.256913.357313.665614.044414.362115.090115.402715.538915.516.1
FedEx's stock price (FDX) (Stock price)51.754.3667.799.12103.38108.7588.5764.1684.2193.5485.4793.46142.9173.78146.41186.57250.83158.52152.42260.4




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([12.8314,12.5619,12.8612,12.649,13.0656,12.7929,13.1306,13.3553,13.3048,13.0392,13.2569,13.3573,13.6656,14.0444,14.3621,15.0901,15.4027,15.5389,15.5,16.1,])
array_2 = np.array([51.7,54.36,67.7,99.12,103.38,108.75,88.57,64.16,84.21,93.54,85.47,93.46,142.9,173.78,146.41,186.57,250.83,158.52,152.42,260.4,])
array_1_name = "American cheese consumption"
array_2_name = "FedEx's stock price (FDX)"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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