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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is American cheese consumption and the second variable is Ameriprise Financial's stock price (AMP).  The chart goes from 2006 to 2021, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As American cheese consumption melted, it created a positive ripple effect in the dairy industry. This led to an udderly remarkable surge in dairy company profits, including those of Ameriprise shareholders, who were undoubtedly feeling grate. Remember, the stock market is like a sandwich - it's all about the cheddar!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image that captures the essence of American dairy wealth. Show a beautiful dairy farm with a happy, content cow grazing near a large block of American cheese melting in the sun. The melted cheese flows like a river through the farm, bringing joy to the dairy farmers. On one side of the farm, showcase a stock chart representing Ameriprise Financial's (AMP) stock price soaring high as shareholders celebrate their increased profits against the picturesque dairy farm landscape. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: American cheese consumption and Ameriprise Financial's stock price (AMP). Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Cyberpunk a Polaroid photo Oragami a funny image you would see on reddit A TIME magazine cover image
ChatGPT: A TIME magazine cover image

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both American cheese consumption and Ameriprise Financial's stock price (AMP), in the following situation: As American cheese consumption melted, it created a positive ripple effect in the dairy industry. This led to an udderly remarkable surge in dairy company profits, including those of Ameriprise shareholders, who were undoubtedly feeling grate. Remember, the stock market is like a sandwich - it's all about the cheddar!. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: A large block of American cheese slowly melting, with a happy cow nearby. The melted cheese forms a river that flows through a dairy farm, boosting the happiness of dairy farmers. On the other side of the farm, a stock chart showing Ameriprise Financial's (AMP) stock price soaring high amidst the dairy farm landscape, as shareholders celebrate their increased profits.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A TIME magazine cover image ] and depicting this scene: A large block of American cheese slowly melting, with a happy cow nearby. The melted cheese forms a river that flows through a dairy farm, boosting the happiness of dairy farmers. On the other side of the farm, a stock chart showing Ameriprise Financial's (AMP) stock price soaring high amidst the dairy farm landscape, as shareholders celebrate their increased profits. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image that captures the essence of American dairy wealth. Show a beautiful dairy farm with a happy, content cow grazing near a large block of American cheese melting in the sun. The melted cheese flows like a river through the farm, bringing joy to the dairy farmers. On one side of the farm, showcase a stock chart representing Ameriprise Financial's (AMP) stock price soaring high as shareholders celebrate their increased profits against the picturesque dairy farm landscape.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in American cheese consumption caused Ameriprise Financial's stock price (AMP) to increase.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Cheddar Economics: Analyzing the Cheesy Relationship Between American Cheese Consumption and Ameriprise Financial Stock Price

The Journal of Dairy Finance and Economics

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between American cheese consumption and Ameriprise Financial's stock price (AMP). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title seem clever.

Your research team used data from USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8753156 and p < 0.01 for 2006 to 2021.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Cheddar Economics: Analyzing the Cheesy Relationship Between American Cheese Consumption and Ameriprise Financial Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper presents a unique investigation into the correlation between American cheese consumption and Ameriprise Financial's stock price (AMP). We examined data from the USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to unravel a connection that is as eye-catching as a block of extra-sharp cheddar in a cheese aisle. Our findings reveal a correlation coefficient of 0.8753156 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 2006 to 2021.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese! In our analysis, we delved into the appetizing world of cheese consumption and the enticing realm of finance. The positively correlated data hint at a tantalizing interplay between Americans' love for cheese and the performance of Ameriprise Financial's stock. These results provide food for thought and may even prompt investors to rethink their "whey" of analyzing market trends.

So, why did the cheese go to the art show? Because it wanted to get some "grate" culture! Our investigation opened up a "gouda" discussion on the potential influences of consumer behavior on financial markets. The "cheddar-cheese" relationship between a staple in American cuisine and the stock performance of Ameriprise Financial raises questions that are as captivating as a perfectly melted grilled cheese sandwich. While the connection may seem "cheesy" at first, our robust statistical analysis uncovers noteworthy patterns deserving further exploration.

In conclusion, our findings shed light on the unexpectedly intriguing tie between American cheese consumption and Ameriprise Financial's stock price, underscoring the multifaceted nature of financial market influences. This research serves as a "whey" to be taken seriously, encouraging further exploration into the unexplored intersections of seemingly unrelated spheres.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between American cheese consumption and Ameriprise Financial's stock price (AMP). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Cheddar Economics: Analyzing the Cheesy Relationship Between American Cheese Consumption and Ameriprise Financial Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper presents a unique investigation into the correlation between American cheese consumption and Ameriprise Financial's stock price (AMP). We examined data from the USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to unravel a connection that is as eye-catching as a block of extra-sharp cheddar in a cheese aisle. Our findings reveal a correlation coefficient of 0.8753156 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 2006 to 2021.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese! In our analysis, we delved into the appetizing world of cheese consumption and the enticing realm of finance. The positively correlated data hint at a tantalizing interplay between Americans' love for cheese and the performance of Ameriprise Financial's stock. These results provide food for thought and may even prompt investors to rethink their "whey" of analyzing market trends.

So, why did the cheese go to the art show? Because it wanted to get some "grate" culture! Our investigation opened up a "gouda" discussion on the potential influences of consumer behavior on financial markets. The "cheddar-cheese" relationship between a staple in American cuisine and the stock performance of Ameriprise Financial raises questions that are as captivating as a perfectly melted grilled cheese sandwich. While the connection may seem "cheesy" at first, our robust statistical analysis uncovers noteworthy patterns deserving further exploration.

In conclusion, our findings shed light on the unexpectedly intriguing tie between American cheese consumption and Ameriprise Financial's stock price, underscoring the multifaceted nature of financial market influences. This research serves as a "whey" to be taken seriously, encouraging further exploration into the unexplored intersections of seemingly unrelated spheres.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

Gouda morning, esteemed colleagues and enthusiasts of dairy and finance! As we embark on this empirical journey, we invite you to brie-dge the gap between two seemingly unrelated domains—the delectable world of American cheese consumption and the tantalizing arena of financial markets, embodied by the mesmerizing stock price of Ameriprise Financial (AMP).

What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror? Halloumi! Our endeavor explores the cheddar-tive relationship between a quintessential American culinary delight and the fiscal fortunes of a prominent financial entity, more dashing than dappled with prospective dividends. Our investigation aims to answer the question that has been provolone-ging us: Is there a substantial connection between the consumption of American cheese and the stock performance of Ameriprise Financial?

Before we dive into the empirical queso-st, it's important to acknowledge the appetizing context of our inquiry. As the beloved protagonist of countless sandwiches and macaroni dishes, American cheese holds a revered place in culinary culture. Similarly, Ameriprise Financial stands as an iconic figure in the bustling landscape of investment and wealth management. It's like a match made in heaven, or rather in a classic grilled cheese sandwich!

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! With this analysis, we aim to challenge the paradigm that these two entities exist entirely in vacuums, separated by miles of stock exchange and dairy farms. The positively correlated data between these seemingly unrelated phenomena have us feeling as elated as a mouse in a cheese factory!

As we embark on this journey, we seek to provide a foundation of empirical evidence to enhance our understanding of the intricate interplay between consumer trends and financial market dynamics. This study aspires to serve as a "whey-ward" for further research in the exploration of the interconnected nature of various facets of our lives.

In the coming sections, we will navigate through the comprehensive statistical analysis, exploring the intriguing patterns that emerge from the intersecting trajectories of American cheese consumption and AMP stock performance. Our goal is not just to uncover insights but also to sprinkle some humor and provocation into the sometimes "gouda" yet rarely discussed intersections of finance and food. So, grab some nachos or a cheesy stock portfolio, and let's delve into this uncharted territory of cheddar economics!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between American cheese consumption and Ameriprise Financial's stock price (AMP). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Perhaps you also got inspiration from some board games that are vaugely related.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Cheddar Economics: Analyzing the Cheesy Relationship Between American Cheese Consumption and Ameriprise Financial Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper presents a unique investigation into the correlation between American cheese consumption and Ameriprise Financial's stock price (AMP). We examined data from the USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to unravel a connection that is as eye-catching as a block of extra-sharp cheddar in a cheese aisle. Our findings reveal a correlation coefficient of 0.8753156 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 2006 to 2021.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese! In our analysis, we delved into the appetizing world of cheese consumption and the enticing realm of finance. The positively correlated data hint at a tantalizing interplay between Americans' love for cheese and the performance of Ameriprise Financial's stock. These results provide food for thought and may even prompt investors to rethink their "whey" of analyzing market trends.

So, why did the cheese go to the art show? Because it wanted to get some "grate" culture! Our investigation opened up a "gouda" discussion on the potential influences of consumer behavior on financial markets. The "cheddar-cheese" relationship between a staple in American cuisine and the stock performance of Ameriprise Financial raises questions that are as captivating as a perfectly melted grilled cheese sandwich. While the connection may seem "cheesy" at first, our robust statistical analysis uncovers noteworthy patterns deserving further exploration.

In conclusion, our findings shed light on the unexpectedly intriguing tie between American cheese consumption and Ameriprise Financial's stock price, underscoring the multifaceted nature of financial market influences. This research serves as a "whey" to be taken seriously, encouraging further exploration into the unexplored intersections of seemingly unrelated spheres.

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Gouda morning, esteemed colleagues and enthusiasts of dairy and finance! As we embark on this empirical journey, we invite you to brie-dge the gap between two seemingly unrelated domains—the delectable world of American cheese consumption and the tantalizing arena of financial markets, embodied by the mesmerizing stock price of Ameriprise Financial (AMP).
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror? Halloumi! Our endeavor explores the cheddar-tive relationship between a quintessential American culinary delight and the fiscal fortunes of a prominent financial entity, more dashing than dappled with prospective dividends. Our investigation aims to answer the question that has been provolone-ging us: Is there a substantial connection between the consumption of American cheese and the stock performance of Ameriprise Financial?
Before we dive into the empirical queso-st, it's important to acknowledge the appetizing context of our inquiry. As the beloved protagonist of countless sandwiches and macaroni dishes, American cheese holds a revered place in culinary culture. Similarly, Ameriprise Financial stands as an iconic figure in the bustling landscape of investment and wealth management. It's like a match made in heaven, or rather in a classic grilled cheese sandwich!
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! With this analysis, we aim to challenge the paradigm that these two entities exist entirely in vacuums, separated by miles of stock exchange and dairy farms. The positively correlated data between these seemingly unrelated phenomena have us feeling as elated as a mouse in a cheese factory!
As we embark on this journey, we seek to provide a foundation of empirical evidence to enhance our understanding of the intricate interplay between consumer trends and financial market dynamics. This study aspires to serve as a "whey-ward" for further research in the exploration of the interconnected nature of various facets of our lives.
In the coming sections, we will navigate through the comprehensive statistical analysis, exploring the intriguing patterns that emerge from the intersecting trajectories of American cheese consumption and AMP stock performance. Our goal is not just to uncover insights but also to sprinkle some humor and provocation into the sometimes "gouda" yet rarely discussed intersections of finance and food. So, grab some nachos or a cheesy stock portfolio, and let's delve into this uncharted territory of cheddar economics!

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

Smith and Doe (2015) examined the patterns of American cheese consumption in relation to Ameriprise Financial's stock price, marking the initial foray into this unconventional arena. Their findings revealed a positive correlation, prompting further investigation into the potential influence of dairy products on financial market dynamics. Meanwhile, Jones and Smithson (2017) corroborated these observations, highlighting the intriguing parallels between cheese consumption and stock performance.

Now, let's dive into some non-fiction works that have touched upon the intersection of culinary indulgence and financial instruments. In "The Big Short" by Michael Lewis, the impact of consumer behavior on market trends takes center stage, albeit with a focus on mortgage-backed securities rather than cheese. Similarly, "Freakonomics" by Steven D. Levitt and Stephen J. Dubner explores the unexpected connections that underlie everyday phenomena, albeit without venturing into the realm of dairy product consumption.

On the fiction front, "The Cheese Monkeys" by Chip Kidd piques curiosity with its title, evoking an imagined world where cheese could potentially hold sway over financial enterprises. Furthermore, "American Psycho" by Bret Easton Ellis delves into the intricacies of Wall Street culture, serving as a stark reminder of the multifaceted influences that permeate the world of high finance.

In the playful realm of board games, "Monopoly" offers a lighthearted yet relevant analogy for the complex nature of financial markets. Much like the acquisition of properties and wealth accumulation in the game, the factors influencing stock prices can often appear as unexpected as landing on Boardwalk with a well-placed roll of the dice.

Speaking of wealth accumulation, what did the cheese say when it found some money? "Ricotta" be kidding me! Our exploration into the connection between American cheese consumption and Ameriprise Financial's stock price has certainly sparked a melting pot of unexpected insights, leaving us eager to dissect this "cheddar" under the magnifying glass of empirical inquiry.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between American cheese consumption and Ameriprise Financial's stock price (AMP). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) . You used data from 2006 to 2021

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Cheddar Economics: Analyzing the Cheesy Relationship Between American Cheese Consumption and Ameriprise Financial Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper presents a unique investigation into the correlation between American cheese consumption and Ameriprise Financial's stock price (AMP). We examined data from the USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to unravel a connection that is as eye-catching as a block of extra-sharp cheddar in a cheese aisle. Our findings reveal a correlation coefficient of 0.8753156 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 2006 to 2021.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese! In our analysis, we delved into the appetizing world of cheese consumption and the enticing realm of finance. The positively correlated data hint at a tantalizing interplay between Americans' love for cheese and the performance of Ameriprise Financial's stock. These results provide food for thought and may even prompt investors to rethink their "whey" of analyzing market trends.

So, why did the cheese go to the art show? Because it wanted to get some "grate" culture! Our investigation opened up a "gouda" discussion on the potential influences of consumer behavior on financial markets. The "cheddar-cheese" relationship between a staple in American cuisine and the stock performance of Ameriprise Financial raises questions that are as captivating as a perfectly melted grilled cheese sandwich. While the connection may seem "cheesy" at first, our robust statistical analysis uncovers noteworthy patterns deserving further exploration.

In conclusion, our findings shed light on the unexpectedly intriguing tie between American cheese consumption and Ameriprise Financial's stock price, underscoring the multifaceted nature of financial market influences. This research serves as a "whey" to be taken seriously, encouraging further exploration into the unexplored intersections of seemingly unrelated spheres.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
Gouda morning, esteemed colleagues and enthusiasts of dairy and finance! As we embark on this empirical journey, we invite you to brie-dge the gap between two seemingly unrelated domains—the delectable world of American cheese consumption and the tantalizing arena of financial markets, embodied by the mesmerizing stock price of Ameriprise Financial (AMP).
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror? Halloumi! Our endeavor explores the cheddar-tive relationship between a quintessential American culinary delight and the fiscal fortunes of a prominent financial entity, more dashing than dappled with prospective dividends. Our investigation aims to answer the question that has been provolone-ging us: Is there a substantial connection between the consumption of American cheese and the stock performance of Ameriprise Financial?
Before we dive into the empirical queso-st, it's important to acknowledge the appetizing context of our inquiry. As the beloved protagonist of countless sandwiches and macaroni dishes, American cheese holds a revered place in culinary culture. Similarly, Ameriprise Financial stands as an iconic figure in the bustling landscape of investment and wealth management. It's like a match made in heaven, or rather in a classic grilled cheese sandwich!
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! With this analysis, we aim to challenge the paradigm that these two entities exist entirely in vacuums, separated by miles of stock exchange and dairy farms. The positively correlated data between these seemingly unrelated phenomena have us feeling as elated as a mouse in a cheese factory!
As we embark on this journey, we seek to provide a foundation of empirical evidence to enhance our understanding of the intricate interplay between consumer trends and financial market dynamics. This study aspires to serve as a "whey-ward" for further research in the exploration of the interconnected nature of various facets of our lives.
In the coming sections, we will navigate through the comprehensive statistical analysis, exploring the intriguing patterns that emerge from the intersecting trajectories of American cheese consumption and AMP stock performance. Our goal is not just to uncover insights but also to sprinkle some humor and provocation into the sometimes "gouda" yet rarely discussed intersections of finance and food. So, grab some nachos or a cheesy stock portfolio, and let's delve into this uncharted territory of cheddar economics!

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

Get ready to "em-brie-ark" on a scientific adventure that's as intriguing as a cheesy mystery novel! Our data collection process was as thorough as a mouse sniffing out the best slice of gouda in a crowded cheese shop. We sourced our data from the USDA for American cheese consumption and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) for the stock price of Ameriprise Financial (AMP) between the years 2006 and 2021.

To uncover the tantalizing relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables, we employed a combination of statistical techniques that were as robust as a wheel of aged cheddar and as precise as a cheese slicer in the hands of a skilled cheesemonger. Our first step involved calculating the correlation coefficient to measure the strength and direction of the relationship between American cheese consumption and the stock price of AMP.

Like a Swiss cheese, our analysis had several holes that needed filling. We conducted thorough testing to ensure our findings were as solid as a block of aged Parmesan. Alongside the correlation coefficient, we performed statistical significance tests to determine the probability that the observed relationship occurred by chance.

With our data in tow, we sliced and diced it with the finesse of a cheese connoisseur, examining it through various statistical models. We employed time-series analysis to detect any temporal patterns and fluctuations in the cheese consumption-stock price relationship. Our analysis was as sharp as a well-aged cheddar, leaving no "holes" in our pursuit of uncovering meaningful insights.

After applying these delectable statistical approaches, we conducted a gruyere-dual process to ensure the robustness of our findings. We subjected our data to sensitivity analyses and evaluated the potential influence of confounding variables, ensuring that our conclusions were as crisp as a perfectly toasted cheese cracker.

In the spirit of scientific rigor, we churned the data with thoroughness akin to the process of making artisanal cheese, ensuring that our findings were as mature and refined as a fine blue cheese. Lastly, we subjected our results to peer review, inviting fellow researchers to scrutinize our methods and conclusions, thereby enhancing the reliability and validity of our cheese-tastic findings.

So there you have it! Our "gouda-fied" approach to untangling the connection between American cheese consumption and Ameriprise Financial's stock price was as robust and savory as a well-crafted cheese platter at a gourmet event. Stay tuned for the outcomes of our "cracking" exploration into the world of cheddar economics!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between American cheese consumption and Ameriprise Financial's stock price (AMP). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) .

For the time period 2006 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.8753156, r-squared of 0.7661773, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Cheddar Economics: Analyzing the Cheesy Relationship Between American Cheese Consumption and Ameriprise Financial Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper presents a unique investigation into the correlation between American cheese consumption and Ameriprise Financial's stock price (AMP). We examined data from the USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to unravel a connection that is as eye-catching as a block of extra-sharp cheddar in a cheese aisle. Our findings reveal a correlation coefficient of 0.8753156 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 2006 to 2021.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese! In our analysis, we delved into the appetizing world of cheese consumption and the enticing realm of finance. The positively correlated data hint at a tantalizing interplay between Americans' love for cheese and the performance of Ameriprise Financial's stock. These results provide food for thought and may even prompt investors to rethink their "whey" of analyzing market trends.

So, why did the cheese go to the art show? Because it wanted to get some "grate" culture! Our investigation opened up a "gouda" discussion on the potential influences of consumer behavior on financial markets. The "cheddar-cheese" relationship between a staple in American cuisine and the stock performance of Ameriprise Financial raises questions that are as captivating as a perfectly melted grilled cheese sandwich. While the connection may seem "cheesy" at first, our robust statistical analysis uncovers noteworthy patterns deserving further exploration.

In conclusion, our findings shed light on the unexpectedly intriguing tie between American cheese consumption and Ameriprise Financial's stock price, underscoring the multifaceted nature of financial market influences. This research serves as a "whey" to be taken seriously, encouraging further exploration into the unexplored intersections of seemingly unrelated spheres.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Gouda morning, esteemed colleagues and enthusiasts of dairy and finance! As we embark on this empirical journey, we invite you to brie-dge the gap between two seemingly unrelated domains—the delectable world of American cheese consumption and the tantalizing arena of financial markets, embodied by the mesmerizing stock price of Ameriprise Financial (AMP).
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror? Halloumi! Our endeavor explores the cheddar-tive relationship between a quintessential American culinary delight and the fiscal fortunes of a prominent financial entity, more dashing than dappled with prospective dividends. Our investigation aims to answer the question that has been provolone-ging us: Is there a substantial connection between the consumption of American cheese and the stock performance of Ameriprise Financial?
Before we dive into the empirical queso-st, it's important to acknowledge the appetizing context of our inquiry. As the beloved protagonist of countless sandwiches and macaroni dishes, American cheese holds a revered place in culinary culture. Similarly, Ameriprise Financial stands as an iconic figure in the bustling landscape of investment and wealth management. It's like a match made in heaven, or rather in a classic grilled cheese sandwich!
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! With this analysis, we aim to challenge the paradigm that these two entities exist entirely in vacuums, separated by miles of stock exchange and dairy farms. The positively correlated data between these seemingly unrelated phenomena have us feeling as elated as a mouse in a cheese factory!
As we embark on this journey, we seek to provide a foundation of empirical evidence to enhance our understanding of the intricate interplay between consumer trends and financial market dynamics. This study aspires to serve as a "whey-ward" for further research in the exploration of the interconnected nature of various facets of our lives.
In the coming sections, we will navigate through the comprehensive statistical analysis, exploring the intriguing patterns that emerge from the intersecting trajectories of American cheese consumption and AMP stock performance. Our goal is not just to uncover insights but also to sprinkle some humor and provocation into the sometimes "gouda" yet rarely discussed intersections of finance and food. So, grab some nachos or a cheesy stock portfolio, and let's delve into this uncharted territory of cheddar economics!

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

Our investigation into the relationship between American cheese consumption and Ameriprise Financial's stock price (AMP) revealed an eyebrow-raising correlation coefficient of 0.8753156, a robust r-squared value of 0.7661773, and a remarkably low p-value of less than 0.01. It seems that when it comes to the cheesy goodness and the cheesy shares, the connection is nothing short of grate!

Fig. 1 (insert photo of scatterplot here), the visual representation of our findings, showcases a strong positive correlation between the two variables. It's as clear as a slice of Swiss cheese that there is a substantial relationship between Americans' love for cheddar and the financial performance of Ameriprise Financial.

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Our statistical analysis leaves little room for skepticism, as the correlation coefficient indicates a compelling connection that cannot be camembert. These findings invite contemplation about the potential influence of dairy cravings on financial markets and may even prompt investors to adopt a more "gouda" approach to analyzing market trends.

Our results capture something "brie-lliant" in the interplay between these two seemingly unrelated domains—providing empirical evidence that is as satisfying as a well-aged block of cheddar. The correlation observed in our study leaves a strong impression, proving that sometimes the most unexpected connections can have a significant impact on the market dynamics.

In conclusion, the results of our investigation suggest that there may be more to the relationship between American cheese consumption and Ameriprise Financial's stock price than meets the "eye" of the beholder. These provocative findings encourage us to engage in a more "cheddarful" analysis of seemingly unrelated spheres, reminding us that sometimes the most "fermentable" connections can lead to a deeper understanding of the intricate dynamics at play in the financial world.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between American cheese consumption and Ameriprise Financial's stock price (AMP). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Cheddar Economics: Analyzing the Cheesy Relationship Between American Cheese Consumption and Ameriprise Financial Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper presents a unique investigation into the correlation between American cheese consumption and Ameriprise Financial's stock price (AMP). We examined data from the USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to unravel a connection that is as eye-catching as a block of extra-sharp cheddar in a cheese aisle. Our findings reveal a correlation coefficient of 0.8753156 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 2006 to 2021.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese! In our analysis, we delved into the appetizing world of cheese consumption and the enticing realm of finance. The positively correlated data hint at a tantalizing interplay between Americans' love for cheese and the performance of Ameriprise Financial's stock. These results provide food for thought and may even prompt investors to rethink their "whey" of analyzing market trends.

So, why did the cheese go to the art show? Because it wanted to get some "grate" culture! Our investigation opened up a "gouda" discussion on the potential influences of consumer behavior on financial markets. The "cheddar-cheese" relationship between a staple in American cuisine and the stock performance of Ameriprise Financial raises questions that are as captivating as a perfectly melted grilled cheese sandwich. While the connection may seem "cheesy" at first, our robust statistical analysis uncovers noteworthy patterns deserving further exploration.

In conclusion, our findings shed light on the unexpectedly intriguing tie between American cheese consumption and Ameriprise Financial's stock price, underscoring the multifaceted nature of financial market influences. This research serves as a "whey" to be taken seriously, encouraging further exploration into the unexplored intersections of seemingly unrelated spheres.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
Smith and Doe (2015) examined the patterns of American cheese consumption in relation to Ameriprise Financial's stock price, marking the initial foray into this unconventional arena. Their findings revealed a positive correlation, prompting further investigation into the potential influence of dairy products on financial market dynamics. Meanwhile, Jones and Smithson (2017) corroborated these observations, highlighting the intriguing parallels between cheese consumption and stock performance.
Now, let's dive into some non-fiction works that have touched upon the intersection of culinary indulgence and financial instruments. In "The Big Short" by Michael Lewis, the impact of consumer behavior on market trends takes center stage, albeit with a focus on mortgage-backed securities rather than cheese. Similarly, "Freakonomics" by Steven D. Levitt and Stephen J. Dubner explores the unexpected connections that underlie everyday phenomena, albeit without venturing into the realm of dairy product consumption.
On the fiction front, "The Cheese Monkeys" by Chip Kidd piques curiosity with its title, evoking an imagined world where cheese could potentially hold sway over financial enterprises. Furthermore, "American Psycho" by Bret Easton Ellis delves into the intricacies of Wall Street culture, serving as a stark reminder of the multifaceted influences that permeate the world of high finance.
In the playful realm of board games, "Monopoly" offers a lighthearted yet relevant analogy for the complex nature of financial markets. Much like the acquisition of properties and wealth accumulation in the game, the factors influencing stock prices can often appear as unexpected as landing on Boardwalk with a well-placed roll of the dice.
Speaking of wealth accumulation, what did the cheese say when it found some money? "Ricotta" be kidding me! Our exploration into the connection between American cheese consumption and Ameriprise Financial's stock price has certainly sparked a melting pot of unexpected insights, leaving us eager to dissect this "cheddar" under the magnifying glass of empirical inquiry.

[[RESULTS]]
Our investigation into the relationship between American cheese consumption and Ameriprise Financial's stock price (AMP) revealed an eyebrow-raising correlation coefficient of 0.8753156, a robust r-squared value of 0.7661773, and a remarkably low p-value of less than 0.01. It seems that when it comes to the cheesy goodness and the cheesy shares, the connection is nothing short of grate!
Fig. 1 (insert photo of scatterplot here), the visual representation of our findings, showcases a strong positive correlation between the two variables. It's as clear as a slice of Swiss cheese that there is a substantial relationship between Americans' love for cheddar and the financial performance of Ameriprise Financial.
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Our statistical analysis leaves little room for skepticism, as the correlation coefficient indicates a compelling connection that cannot be camembert. These findings invite contemplation about the potential influence of dairy cravings on financial markets and may even prompt investors to adopt a more "gouda" approach to analyzing market trends.
Our results capture something "brie-lliant" in the interplay between these two seemingly unrelated domains—providing empirical evidence that is as satisfying as a well-aged block of cheddar. The correlation observed in our study leaves a strong impression, proving that sometimes the most unexpected connections can have a significant impact on the market dynamics.
In conclusion, the results of our investigation suggest that there may be more to the relationship between American cheese consumption and Ameriprise Financial's stock price than meets the "eye" of the beholder. These provocative findings encourage us to engage in a more "cheddarful" analysis of seemingly unrelated spheres, reminding us that sometimes the most "fermentable" connections can lead to a deeper understanding of the intricate dynamics at play in the financial world.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

Our findings provide substantial support for the prior research by Smith and Doe (2015) and Jones and Smithson (2017), who first hinted at the "gouda" potential of American cheese consumption as a predictor of Ameriprise Financial's stock price. These results offer a gratifying confirmation of the positive correlation between cheese consumption and stock performance. It's as though the financial market has been navigating through a maze of Emmental, guided by the aroma of success emanating from the cheese counter!

These results tempt one to ponder the question: Are market trends "cheddar" or "performance cheese"? Indeed, our statistical analysis lends empirical evidence to the notion that the interplay between the palatable and the profitable may not just be a mere fondue fantasy but a legitimate factor worth considering in market predictions. Who would have thought that the movement of stocks could be so closely tied to the ebb and flow of fondue fondness?

The observations from the literature review, particularly the references to "The Cheese Monkeys" and "American Psycho," take on a new light in the wake of our own results. It's possible that the financial world, much like a fine cheese platter, is a delightfully complex mix of flavors and textures that can often surprise even the most well-versed investors. Just as one might savor a variety of cheeses to understand the depth of their flavors, so too should investors savor the subtle complexities that may underpin the market's movements.

In the grand scheme of financial analysis, our study brings to the table a "brie-lliant" reminder that unconventional indicators can play a crucial role in interpreting market trends. It inspires us to think outside the "lunch-box" of traditional economic models and embrace the intriguing potential of unforeseen variables to "brie-ng" a new dimension to financial forecasting.

In summary, our findings underscore the importance of not "parmesan" this connection between American cheese consumption and Ameriprise Financial's stock price. The significance of this relationship encourages further exploration into the potential influence of seemingly unrelated factors on market dynamics. After all, in the world of finance, just like in the world of cheese, the most delectable surprises often lie in the unlikeliest of places!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between American cheese consumption and Ameriprise Financial's stock price (AMP). You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Cheddar Economics: Analyzing the Cheesy Relationship Between American Cheese Consumption and Ameriprise Financial Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper presents a unique investigation into the correlation between American cheese consumption and Ameriprise Financial's stock price (AMP). We examined data from the USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to unravel a connection that is as eye-catching as a block of extra-sharp cheddar in a cheese aisle. Our findings reveal a correlation coefficient of 0.8753156 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 2006 to 2021.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese! In our analysis, we delved into the appetizing world of cheese consumption and the enticing realm of finance. The positively correlated data hint at a tantalizing interplay between Americans' love for cheese and the performance of Ameriprise Financial's stock. These results provide food for thought and may even prompt investors to rethink their "whey" of analyzing market trends.

So, why did the cheese go to the art show? Because it wanted to get some "grate" culture! Our investigation opened up a "gouda" discussion on the potential influences of consumer behavior on financial markets. The "cheddar-cheese" relationship between a staple in American cuisine and the stock performance of Ameriprise Financial raises questions that are as captivating as a perfectly melted grilled cheese sandwich. While the connection may seem "cheesy" at first, our robust statistical analysis uncovers noteworthy patterns deserving further exploration.

In conclusion, our findings shed light on the unexpectedly intriguing tie between American cheese consumption and Ameriprise Financial's stock price, underscoring the multifaceted nature of financial market influences. This research serves as a "whey" to be taken seriously, encouraging further exploration into the unexplored intersections of seemingly unrelated spheres.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
Gouda morning, esteemed colleagues and enthusiasts of dairy and finance! As we embark on this empirical journey, we invite you to brie-dge the gap between two seemingly unrelated domains—the delectable world of American cheese consumption and the tantalizing arena of financial markets, embodied by the mesmerizing stock price of Ameriprise Financial (AMP).
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror? Halloumi! Our endeavor explores the cheddar-tive relationship between a quintessential American culinary delight and the fiscal fortunes of a prominent financial entity, more dashing than dappled with prospective dividends. Our investigation aims to answer the question that has been provolone-ging us: Is there a substantial connection between the consumption of American cheese and the stock performance of Ameriprise Financial?
Before we dive into the empirical queso-st, it's important to acknowledge the appetizing context of our inquiry. As the beloved protagonist of countless sandwiches and macaroni dishes, American cheese holds a revered place in culinary culture. Similarly, Ameriprise Financial stands as an iconic figure in the bustling landscape of investment and wealth management. It's like a match made in heaven, or rather in a classic grilled cheese sandwich!
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! With this analysis, we aim to challenge the paradigm that these two entities exist entirely in vacuums, separated by miles of stock exchange and dairy farms. The positively correlated data between these seemingly unrelated phenomena have us feeling as elated as a mouse in a cheese factory!
As we embark on this journey, we seek to provide a foundation of empirical evidence to enhance our understanding of the intricate interplay between consumer trends and financial market dynamics. This study aspires to serve as a "whey-ward" for further research in the exploration of the interconnected nature of various facets of our lives.
In the coming sections, we will navigate through the comprehensive statistical analysis, exploring the intriguing patterns that emerge from the intersecting trajectories of American cheese consumption and AMP stock performance. Our goal is not just to uncover insights but also to sprinkle some humor and provocation into the sometimes "gouda" yet rarely discussed intersections of finance and food. So, grab some nachos or a cheesy stock portfolio, and let's delve into this uncharted territory of cheddar economics!

[[RESULTS]]
Our investigation into the relationship between American cheese consumption and Ameriprise Financial's stock price (AMP) revealed an eyebrow-raising correlation coefficient of 0.8753156, a robust r-squared value of 0.7661773, and a remarkably low p-value of less than 0.01. It seems that when it comes to the cheesy goodness and the cheesy shares, the connection is nothing short of grate!
Fig. 1 (insert photo of scatterplot here), the visual representation of our findings, showcases a strong positive correlation between the two variables. It's as clear as a slice of Swiss cheese that there is a substantial relationship between Americans' love for cheddar and the financial performance of Ameriprise Financial.
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Our statistical analysis leaves little room for skepticism, as the correlation coefficient indicates a compelling connection that cannot be camembert. These findings invite contemplation about the potential influence of dairy cravings on financial markets and may even prompt investors to adopt a more "gouda" approach to analyzing market trends.
Our results capture something "brie-lliant" in the interplay between these two seemingly unrelated domains—providing empirical evidence that is as satisfying as a well-aged block of cheddar. The correlation observed in our study leaves a strong impression, proving that sometimes the most unexpected connections can have a significant impact on the market dynamics.
In conclusion, the results of our investigation suggest that there may be more to the relationship between American cheese consumption and Ameriprise Financial's stock price than meets the "eye" of the beholder. These provocative findings encourage us to engage in a more "cheddarful" analysis of seemingly unrelated spheres, reminding us that sometimes the most "fermentable" connections can lead to a deeper understanding of the intricate dynamics at play in the financial world.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

As our research comes to a close, it's time to put a lid on the cheesy relationship between American cheese consumption and Ameriprise Financial's stock price. The stunning correlation coefficient of 0.8753156 and the remarkably low p-value of less than 0.01 have us feeling "grateful" for the intriguing patterns we've uncovered. It seems that the "macro-nomics" of cheese consumption might just "brie" impacting the microeconomics of stock prices after all.

But wait, there's "morel at steak"! These findings are not just a "fondue" memory. Our research leaves a strong impression, like a lingering taste of aged cheddar, reminding us that sometimes the most "gouda" connections can have a substantial impact on financial market dynamics. It's almost as if the stock market is saying, "Swiss me, baby, one more time!"

In the grand tradition of dad jokes, we assert that no more research is needed in this area. Our results have "muenstered" enough evidence to "provolone" the point that there's something more to this cheese and stock market connection. This paper serves as the "whey" forward, encouraging further exploration into the unexpected intersections of seemingly unrelated spheres. So, let's celebrate these findings with a toast – *clinks cheese slices* – to the "brie-lliance" of statistical analysis and the "brie-t" future of interdisciplinary research.

And remember, whether it's about cheese, finance, or statistical analysis, always approach with "caution"—or should we say "caws-tion"? Thank you and "cheese" out!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Cheddar Economics: Analyzing the Cheesy Relationship Between American Cheese Consumption and Ameriprise Financial Stock Price. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Dairy Finance and Economics


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Cheddar Economics: Analyzing the Cheesy Relationship Between American Cheese Consumption and Ameriprise Financial Stock Price. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

Society for Dairy-Based Financial Analysis and Research


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Cheddar Economics: Analyzing the Cheesy Relationship Between American Cheese Consumption and Ameriprise Financial Stock Price with an abstract of This paper presents a unique investigation into the correlation between American cheese consumption and Ameriprise Financial's stock price (AMP). We examined data from the USDA and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to unravel a connection that is as eye-catching as a block of extra-sharp cheddar in a cheese aisle. Our findings reveal a correlation coefficient of 0.8753156 and p < 0.01 for the period spanning from 2006 to 2021.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese! In our analysis, we delved into the appetizing world of cheese consumption and the enticing realm of finance. The positively correlated data hint at a tantalizing interplay between Americans' love for cheese and the performance of Ameriprise Financial's stock. These results provide food for thought and may even prompt investors to rethink their "whey" of analyzing market trends.
So, why did the cheese go to the art show? Because it wanted to get some "grate" culture! Our investigation opened up a "gouda" discussion on the potential influences of consumer behavior on financial markets. The "cheddar-cheese" relationship between a staple in American cuisine and the stock performance of Ameriprise Financial raises questions that are as captivating as a perfectly melted grilled cheese sandwich. While the connection may seem "cheesy" at first, our robust statistical analysis uncovers noteworthy patterns deserving further exploration.
In conclusion, our findings shed light on the unexpectedly intriguing tie between American cheese consumption and Ameriprise Financial's stock price, underscoring the multifaceted nature of financial market influences. This research serves as a "whey" to be taken seriously, encouraging further exploration into the unexplored intersections of seemingly unrelated spheres.

ChatGPT:

Cheddar, American cheese consumption, Ameriprise Financial, stock price, correlation, USDA data, LSEG Analytics, cheese consumption, finance, correlation coefficient, market trends, consumer behavior, financial markets, statistical analysis, patterns, exploration, financial market influences, research, intersection, interconnected spheres

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American cheese consumption
Detailed data title: Per capita consumption of American cheese in the US
Source: USDA
See what else correlates with American cheese consumption

Ameriprise Financial's stock price (AMP)
Detailed data title: Opening price of Ameriprise Financial (AMP) on the first trading day of the year
Source: LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv)
Additional Info: Via Microsoft Excel Stockhistory function

See what else correlates with Ameriprise Financial's stock price (AMP)

Correlation r = 0.8753156 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.7661773 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 76.6% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Ameriprise Financial's stock price (AMP)) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., American cheese consumption) over the 16 years from 2006 through 2021.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 9.0E-6. 0.0000089785191503350120000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.88 in 0.0009% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 111,377 random variables You don't actually need 111 thousand variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 15 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 15 because we have two variables measured over a period of 16 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.67, 0.96 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2006200720082009201020112012201320142015201620172018201920202021
American cheese consumption (Pounds per person)13.065612.792913.130613.355313.304813.039213.256913.357313.665614.044414.362115.090115.402715.538915.516.1
Ameriprise Financial's stock price (AMP) (Stock price)41.354.6855.1823.439.158.2251.1664.25114.58132.98103.93113.12170.64103.44167.54195.3




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([13.0656,12.7929,13.1306,13.3553,13.3048,13.0392,13.2569,13.3573,13.6656,14.0444,14.3621,15.0901,15.4027,15.5389,15.5,16.1,])
array_2 = np.array([41.3,54.68,55.18,23.4,39.1,58.22,51.16,64.25,114.58,132.98,103.93,113.12,170.64,103.44,167.54,195.3,])
array_1_name = "American cheese consumption"
array_2_name = "Ameriprise Financial's stock price (AMP)"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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