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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is The distance between Uranus and the Sun and the second variable is Global count of operating nuclear power plants.  The chart goes from 1975 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As Uranus moved further away, its gaseous emissions created a chain reaction of laughter among humans. This laughter somehow led to an increase in the construction of nuclear power plants as a misguided attempt to harness this newfound comedic energy. It turns out that Uranus's departure really did prompt a lot of "Uranus jokes," leading to a strange and unexpected boom in the nuclear power industry. I guess you could say that Uranus's influence on Earth's sense of humor was truly out of this world!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Create an image of a surreal night sky with Uranus shining in the distance, illuminating rows of futuristic nuclear power plants on the Earth's surface. The power plants are sleek and advanced, stretching into the horizon under the celestial influence of Uranus. The scene should capture the sense of expansion and innovation in harnessing nuclear energy, symbolizing the increase in global operating nuclear power plants due to the growing distance between Uranus and the Sun. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the situation described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here is a situation: The increase in the distance between Uranus and the Sun caused the Global count of operating nuclear power plants to also increase due to the gravitational influence of Uranus, which subtly encourages technological advancements and the harnessing of nuclear energy. This celestial pull has sparked a chain reaction leading to the expansion of nuclear power infrastructure, resulting in a Uranus-driven proliferation of nuclear plants across the planet.. Given that situation, which of the following image descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand and the tone of the explanation. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Surrealism An image that looks like it is a scene from A Disney Movie a Polaroid photo Photorealism Realistic
ChatGPT: Surrealism

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated and the explanation described. Do not reference graphs or charts; describe physical objects.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that depicts the following situation. Keep the description simple. The increase in the distance between Uranus and the Sun caused the Global count of operating nuclear power plants to also increase due to the gravitational influence of Uranus, which subtly encourages technological advancements and the harnessing of nuclear energy. This celestial pull has sparked a chain reaction leading to the expansion of nuclear power infrastructure, resulting in a Uranus-driven proliferation of nuclear plants across the planet.
ChatGPT: Imagine a serene night sky with Uranus shining brightly in the distance. Below, on the surface of the Earth, rows of futuristic-looking nuclear power plants are visible, stretching out into the horizon. The celestial influence of Uranus seems to be subtly guiding the advancement of these technological marvels, as if gently encouraging their proliferation across the globe. The scene evokes a sense of expansion and innovation in harnessing nuclear energy, symbolizing the impact of the increase in distance between Uranus and the Sun on the global count of operating nuclear power plants.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Surrealism ] and depicting this scene: Imagine a serene night sky with Uranus shining brightly in the distance. Below, on the surface of the Earth, rows of futuristic-looking nuclear power plants are visible, stretching out into the horizon. The celestial influence of Uranus seems to be subtly guiding the advancement of these technological marvels, as if gently encouraging their proliferation across the globe. The scene evokes a sense of expansion and innovation in harnessing nuclear energy, symbolizing the impact of the increase in distance between Uranus and the Sun on the global count of operating nuclear power plants. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Create an image of a surreal night sky with Uranus shining in the distance, illuminating rows of futuristic nuclear power plants on the Earth's surface. The power plants are sleek and advanced, stretching into the horizon under the celestial influence of Uranus. The scene should capture the sense of expansion and innovation in harnessing nuclear energy, symbolizing the increase in global operating nuclear power plants due to the growing distance between Uranus and the Sun.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in The distance between Uranus and the Sun caused Global count of operating nuclear power plants to increase. Make it feel plausible.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Uncovering the Cosmic Correlation: The Orbital Distance between Uranus and the Sun and the Global Count of Operating Nuclear Power Plants

The Journal of Celestial Dynamics and Nuclear Energy Trends

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Uranus and the Sun and Global count of operating nuclear power plants. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title seem clever.

Your research team used data from Caclculated using Astropy and Statista to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9174814 and p < 0.01 for 1975 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Uncovering the Cosmic Correlation: The Orbital Distance between Uranus and the Sun and the Global Count of Operating Nuclear Power Plants

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this research paper, we delve into the cosmic and atomic realms to investigate the intriguing relationship between the distance separating Uranus from the Sun and the worldwide tally of operational nuclear power plants. Utilizing data obtained from astrophysical calculations using Astropy and global nuclear energy statistics from Statista, our research team sought to shed light on this celestial conundrum.

Firstly, our data analysis revealed a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.9174814, suggesting a strong association between the astronomical distance and the proliferation of nuclear power plants across the globe. As we delved into this cosmic correlation, we couldn't help but marvel at the astronomical implications of our findings - it seems that Uranus and nuclear power truly have a "radiant" connection!

Through our rigorous analysis spanning the years 1975 to 2022, we also observed a striking statistical significance with a p-value of less than 0.01. This indicates that the relationship between the distance from Uranus to the Sun and the number of operational nuclear power plants is not merely a product of chance, but rather a cosmic phenomenon worthy of further investigation.

In conclusion, our research offers tantalizing evidence of a cosmic connection influencing the global proliferation of nuclear power plants. This interstellar insight not only expands our understanding of the universe but also serves as a reminder that when it comes to celestial correlations, there's truly "nuclear" escape!



Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Uranus and the Sun and Global count of operating nuclear power plants. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Uncovering the Cosmic Correlation: The Orbital Distance between Uranus and the Sun and the Global Count of Operating Nuclear Power Plants

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this research paper, we delve into the cosmic and atomic realms to investigate the intriguing relationship between the distance separating Uranus from the Sun and the worldwide tally of operational nuclear power plants. Utilizing data obtained from astrophysical calculations using Astropy and global nuclear energy statistics from Statista, our research team sought to shed light on this celestial conundrum.

Firstly, our data analysis revealed a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.9174814, suggesting a strong association between the astronomical distance and the proliferation of nuclear power plants across the globe. As we delved into this cosmic correlation, we couldn't help but marvel at the astronomical implications of our findings - it seems that Uranus and nuclear power truly have a "radiant" connection!

Through our rigorous analysis spanning the years 1975 to 2022, we also observed a striking statistical significance with a p-value of less than 0.01. This indicates that the relationship between the distance from Uranus to the Sun and the number of operational nuclear power plants is not merely a product of chance, but rather a cosmic phenomenon worthy of further investigation.

In conclusion, our research offers tantalizing evidence of a cosmic connection influencing the global proliferation of nuclear power plants. This interstellar insight not only expands our understanding of the universe but also serves as a reminder that when it comes to celestial correlations, there's truly "nuclear" escape!


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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

Spanning across the vast expanse of space, the orbit of Uranus, the seventh planet from the Sun, has long captured the curiosity of astronomers, astrologers, and even the occasional stargazing enthusiast looking for a cosmic twist in their cocktail party banter. However, beyond simply being the butt of countless puns and jokes about its name, Uranus has now found itself at the center of a truly stellar investigation.

It's time to shed light on this celestial mystery and delve into the whimsical world of global nuclear energy. You see, Uranus and nuclear power plants have more in common than just their affinity for producing gas. They both hold the potential to unlock the secrets of the universe in their own unique ways, making them an intriguing pair worthy of investigation. But as we explore this cosmic correlation, let's not forget that in the world of research, there's a "neutron" left unturned!

As we embark on this scientific odyssey, we are guided by the beacon of statistical analysis, navigating through the sea of celestial and atomic data points to unravel the cosmic dance of Uranus and its impact on the earthly realm of nuclear power. It's a journey that involves charting the trajectories of heavenly bodies and the ebbs and flows of global energy demands, all while keeping an eye out for any unexpected "U-turns" in our findings.

But why stop at Uranus? After all, in the pursuit of knowledge, it's important to keep our "orbits" wide and our perspectives open. By examining this unlikely relationship between a planet and our earthly energy infrastructure, we are not only expanding our understanding of the cosmos but also ensuring that our research is truly out of this world. After all, when it comes to uncovering cosmic correlations, it's important to remember that we're "planetary" serious about our investigations!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Uranus and the Sun and Global count of operating nuclear power plants. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name some cartoons and childrens' shows that you watched that are related to the topic.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Uncovering the Cosmic Correlation: The Orbital Distance between Uranus and the Sun and the Global Count of Operating Nuclear Power Plants

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this research paper, we delve into the cosmic and atomic realms to investigate the intriguing relationship between the distance separating Uranus from the Sun and the worldwide tally of operational nuclear power plants. Utilizing data obtained from astrophysical calculations using Astropy and global nuclear energy statistics from Statista, our research team sought to shed light on this celestial conundrum.

Firstly, our data analysis revealed a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.9174814, suggesting a strong association between the astronomical distance and the proliferation of nuclear power plants across the globe. As we delved into this cosmic correlation, we couldn't help but marvel at the astronomical implications of our findings - it seems that Uranus and nuclear power truly have a "radiant" connection!

Through our rigorous analysis spanning the years 1975 to 2022, we also observed a striking statistical significance with a p-value of less than 0.01. This indicates that the relationship between the distance from Uranus to the Sun and the number of operational nuclear power plants is not merely a product of chance, but rather a cosmic phenomenon worthy of further investigation.

In conclusion, our research offers tantalizing evidence of a cosmic connection influencing the global proliferation of nuclear power plants. This interstellar insight not only expands our understanding of the universe but also serves as a reminder that when it comes to celestial correlations, there's truly "nuclear" escape!


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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
Spanning across the vast expanse of space, the orbit of Uranus, the seventh planet from the Sun, has long captured the curiosity of astronomers, astrologers, and even the occasional stargazing enthusiast looking for a cosmic twist in their cocktail party banter. However, beyond simply being the butt of countless puns and jokes about its name, Uranus has now found itself at the center of a truly stellar investigation.
It's time to shed light on this celestial mystery and delve into the whimsical world of global nuclear energy. You see, Uranus and nuclear power plants have more in common than just their affinity for producing gas. They both hold the potential to unlock the secrets of the universe in their own unique ways, making them an intriguing pair worthy of investigation. But as we explore this cosmic correlation, let's not forget that in the world of research, there's a "neutron" left unturned!
As we embark on this scientific odyssey, we are guided by the beacon of statistical analysis, navigating through the sea of celestial and atomic data points to unravel the cosmic dance of Uranus and its impact on the earthly realm of nuclear power. It's a journey that involves charting the trajectories of heavenly bodies and the ebbs and flows of global energy demands, all while keeping an eye out for any unexpected "U-turns" in our findings.
But why stop at Uranus? After all, in the pursuit of knowledge, it's important to keep our "orbits" wide and our perspectives open. By examining this unlikely relationship between a planet and our earthly energy infrastructure, we are not only expanding our understanding of the cosmos but also ensuring that our research is truly out of this world. After all, when it comes to uncovering cosmic correlations, it's important to remember that we're "planetary" serious about our investigations!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The cosmic and atomic realms have long been subjects of intrigue, with researchers delving into questions that span from the depths of the universe to the very nucleus of matter. In "Astrophysical Phenomena and Their Influence on Earthly Systems," Smith et al. explore the potential celestial influences on terrestrial phenomena, shedding light on the interconnectedness of cosmic events and earthly affairs. Similarly, Doe's study "Nuclear Power and Its Global Impact" delves into the proliferation of nuclear energy and its implications for the global energy landscape. These serious studies paved the way for our investigation into the connection between the distance separating Uranus from the Sun and the worldwide tally of operational nuclear power plants.

As we tumbled down the celestial rabbit hole, we couldn't help but ponder the true reach of our cosmic inquiry. After all, when it comes to interstellar investigations, it's important to "planet" ahead! In "Astronomy: From the Sun to Uranus," the authors delve into the intricacies of planetary orbits and their impact on celestial dynamics, offering a wealth of astronomical insights. And speaking of wealth, "Economics of Nuclear Energy" by Jones et al. provides a comprehensive analysis of nuclear power's economic implications, offering a fresh perspective on the fusion of atomic and economic forces.

Venturing into the more imaginative realm, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams playfully explores the absurdity of interplanetary travel, but don't be fooled - there's more to Uranus than just whimsical humor! Similarly, "The Martian" by Andy Weir, while centered around Mars, touches upon the broader themes of planetary exploration and the limits of human ingenuity. As we wade through these fictional works, it becomes clear that the cosmos holds a special place in our collective imagination, offering endless fodder for both serious research and cosmic comedy.

But let's not forget our childhood influences, for even in the world of cartoons and children's shows, celestial wonders often take center stage. From "The Magic School Bus" to "Miles from Tomorrowland," these animated adventures weave scientific concepts into their narratives, introducing young minds to the mysteries of space and the marvels of technology. And truly, when it comes to exploring cosmic connections, we mustn't overlook the lessons learned from our childhood explorations, for they continue to guide our inquisitive spirits to this day.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Uranus and the Sun and Global count of operating nuclear power plants. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Caclculated using Astropy and Statista . You used data from 1975 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Uncovering the Cosmic Correlation: The Orbital Distance between Uranus and the Sun and the Global Count of Operating Nuclear Power Plants

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this research paper, we delve into the cosmic and atomic realms to investigate the intriguing relationship between the distance separating Uranus from the Sun and the worldwide tally of operational nuclear power plants. Utilizing data obtained from astrophysical calculations using Astropy and global nuclear energy statistics from Statista, our research team sought to shed light on this celestial conundrum.

Firstly, our data analysis revealed a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.9174814, suggesting a strong association between the astronomical distance and the proliferation of nuclear power plants across the globe. As we delved into this cosmic correlation, we couldn't help but marvel at the astronomical implications of our findings - it seems that Uranus and nuclear power truly have a "radiant" connection!

Through our rigorous analysis spanning the years 1975 to 2022, we also observed a striking statistical significance with a p-value of less than 0.01. This indicates that the relationship between the distance from Uranus to the Sun and the number of operational nuclear power plants is not merely a product of chance, but rather a cosmic phenomenon worthy of further investigation.

In conclusion, our research offers tantalizing evidence of a cosmic connection influencing the global proliferation of nuclear power plants. This interstellar insight not only expands our understanding of the universe but also serves as a reminder that when it comes to celestial correlations, there's truly "nuclear" escape!


[[INTRODUCTION]]
Spanning across the vast expanse of space, the orbit of Uranus, the seventh planet from the Sun, has long captured the curiosity of astronomers, astrologers, and even the occasional stargazing enthusiast looking for a cosmic twist in their cocktail party banter. However, beyond simply being the butt of countless puns and jokes about its name, Uranus has now found itself at the center of a truly stellar investigation.
It's time to shed light on this celestial mystery and delve into the whimsical world of global nuclear energy. You see, Uranus and nuclear power plants have more in common than just their affinity for producing gas. They both hold the potential to unlock the secrets of the universe in their own unique ways, making them an intriguing pair worthy of investigation. But as we explore this cosmic correlation, let's not forget that in the world of research, there's a "neutron" left unturned!
As we embark on this scientific odyssey, we are guided by the beacon of statistical analysis, navigating through the sea of celestial and atomic data points to unravel the cosmic dance of Uranus and its impact on the earthly realm of nuclear power. It's a journey that involves charting the trajectories of heavenly bodies and the ebbs and flows of global energy demands, all while keeping an eye out for any unexpected "U-turns" in our findings.
But why stop at Uranus? After all, in the pursuit of knowledge, it's important to keep our "orbits" wide and our perspectives open. By examining this unlikely relationship between a planet and our earthly energy infrastructure, we are not only expanding our understanding of the cosmos but also ensuring that our research is truly out of this world. After all, when it comes to uncovering cosmic correlations, it's important to remember that we're "planetary" serious about our investigations!

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To unearth the celestial and terrestrial mysteries intertwined in our research question, our methodology involved a multifaceted approach that combined astrophysical calculations with global energy data. We aimed to establish a robust framework that could withstand the gravitational pull of confounding variables as we ventured into the cosmic and atomic domains. As we embarked on this methodological journey, we made sure to approach it with a lighthearted attitude, reminding ourselves that in the world of research, a good dad joke can be a "stellar" companion.

Our first step involved the acquisition of data relating to the orbital distance between Uranus and the Sun. We relied on accurate measurements and precise calculations obtained through the highly esteemed Astropy library, because when it comes to studying the heavens, we can't afford to be lightyears behind in data accuracy. It seems fitting that our research began with the study of Uranus - after all, delving into the depths of space and celestial bodies requires a serious yet good-humored attitude, just like navigating through a field of dad jokes at a science convention.

With the astronomical component of our data in hand, we turned our attention to the global count of operating nuclear power plants. Leveraging statistics and insights from the distinguished platform Statista, we meticulously compiled a comprehensive dataset spanning from 1975 to 2022, covering the evolution of nuclear power plants across the globe. It was an endeavor that demanded the precision of a cosmic dance and the tenacity of an atomic nucleus - but hey, in the pursuit of groundbreaking research, a little atomic humor can be enough to "split" the tension!

Having assembled our data, we then plunged into the depths of statistical analysis, employing robust methodologies to examine the relationship between the distance separating Uranus from the Sun and the worldwide tally of operational nuclear power plants. We performed correlation and regression analyses to investigate the strength and nature of the association, ensuring that every statistical test was as precise as the orbits of celestial bodies - and as captivating as a dad joke at a solar eclipse.

It's worth noting that in our statistical analyses, we accounted for potential confounding variables, including the Earth's position relative to Uranus, fluctuations in global energy demand, and even the occasional asteroid passing by. As researchers, we understand the importance of meticulously controlling for extraneous factors - but that doesn't mean we can't appreciate the cosmic irony of a few unexpected variables thrown into the mix!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Uranus and the Sun and Global count of operating nuclear power plants. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Caclculated using Astropy and Statista .

For the time period 1975 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.9174814, r-squared of 0.8417721, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Uncovering the Cosmic Correlation: The Orbital Distance between Uranus and the Sun and the Global Count of Operating Nuclear Power Plants

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this research paper, we delve into the cosmic and atomic realms to investigate the intriguing relationship between the distance separating Uranus from the Sun and the worldwide tally of operational nuclear power plants. Utilizing data obtained from astrophysical calculations using Astropy and global nuclear energy statistics from Statista, our research team sought to shed light on this celestial conundrum.

Firstly, our data analysis revealed a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.9174814, suggesting a strong association between the astronomical distance and the proliferation of nuclear power plants across the globe. As we delved into this cosmic correlation, we couldn't help but marvel at the astronomical implications of our findings - it seems that Uranus and nuclear power truly have a "radiant" connection!

Through our rigorous analysis spanning the years 1975 to 2022, we also observed a striking statistical significance with a p-value of less than 0.01. This indicates that the relationship between the distance from Uranus to the Sun and the number of operational nuclear power plants is not merely a product of chance, but rather a cosmic phenomenon worthy of further investigation.

In conclusion, our research offers tantalizing evidence of a cosmic connection influencing the global proliferation of nuclear power plants. This interstellar insight not only expands our understanding of the universe but also serves as a reminder that when it comes to celestial correlations, there's truly "nuclear" escape!


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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
Spanning across the vast expanse of space, the orbit of Uranus, the seventh planet from the Sun, has long captured the curiosity of astronomers, astrologers, and even the occasional stargazing enthusiast looking for a cosmic twist in their cocktail party banter. However, beyond simply being the butt of countless puns and jokes about its name, Uranus has now found itself at the center of a truly stellar investigation.
It's time to shed light on this celestial mystery and delve into the whimsical world of global nuclear energy. You see, Uranus and nuclear power plants have more in common than just their affinity for producing gas. They both hold the potential to unlock the secrets of the universe in their own unique ways, making them an intriguing pair worthy of investigation. But as we explore this cosmic correlation, let's not forget that in the world of research, there's a "neutron" left unturned!
As we embark on this scientific odyssey, we are guided by the beacon of statistical analysis, navigating through the sea of celestial and atomic data points to unravel the cosmic dance of Uranus and its impact on the earthly realm of nuclear power. It's a journey that involves charting the trajectories of heavenly bodies and the ebbs and flows of global energy demands, all while keeping an eye out for any unexpected "U-turns" in our findings.
But why stop at Uranus? After all, in the pursuit of knowledge, it's important to keep our "orbits" wide and our perspectives open. By examining this unlikely relationship between a planet and our earthly energy infrastructure, we are not only expanding our understanding of the cosmos but also ensuring that our research is truly out of this world. After all, when it comes to uncovering cosmic correlations, it's important to remember that we're "planetary" serious about our investigations!

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

A correlation analysis was conducted to explore the potential relationship between the distance separating Uranus from the Sun and the global count of operational nuclear power plants. Our analysis revealed a strong positive correlation coefficient of 0.9174814, indicating a notable association between these seemingly disparate phenomena. It seems that even in the vastness of space, there's a force drawing Uranus and nuclear power plants closer together - perhaps a "gravitational pull" between cosmic bodies and atomic energy!

The calculated r-squared value of 0.8417721 further emphasizes the robustness of the relationship, suggesting that approximately 84.18% of the variability in the global count of operating nuclear power plants can be explained by the orbital distance from Uranus to the Sun. This finding not only underscores the significant influence of celestial positioning on human technological endeavors but also prompts us to consider a new astronomical unit: the "uranium" - a measure of cosmic correlation and nuclear potential.

In addition, our analysis yielded a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a high level of statistical significance. This suggests that the observed relationship between the cosmic distance and the earthly proliferation of nuclear power plants is not a mere coincidence, but rather a celestial phenomenon with profound implications for our understanding of cosmological influences on terrestrial affairs. As we unravel the mysteries of the universe, it's clear that the impact of Uranus extends far beyond its celestial orbit, reaching into the very core of human energy production. It appears that even from vast distances, Uranus exerts a substantial "pull" on our earthly energy infrastructure!

Furthermore, Fig. 1 showcases the scatterplot illustrating the potent correlation between the distance from Uranus to the Sun and the global count of operational nuclear power plants, visually reinforcing the compelling relationship uncovered in our analysis. The figure presents a striking depiction of how our celestial neighbor's position may have implications that reach far beyond the cosmic expanse, making us ponder the profound question: could this be the universe's way of telling us that we're truly in "uranus" with the stars?

In conclusion, our findings offer compelling evidence of a cosmic connection influencing the proliferation of nuclear power plants on a global scale. These results not only expand our understanding of the interplay between celestial dynamics and human technological endeavors but also underscore the profound impact of cosmic forces on our earthly energy landscape. As we continue to probe the mysteries of the cosmos and the intricacies of human innovation, it's clear that this cosmic relationship between Uranus and nuclear power plants is nothing short of a "celestial revelation."


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Uranus and the Sun and Global count of operating nuclear power plants. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Uncovering the Cosmic Correlation: The Orbital Distance between Uranus and the Sun and the Global Count of Operating Nuclear Power Plants

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this research paper, we delve into the cosmic and atomic realms to investigate the intriguing relationship between the distance separating Uranus from the Sun and the worldwide tally of operational nuclear power plants. Utilizing data obtained from astrophysical calculations using Astropy and global nuclear energy statistics from Statista, our research team sought to shed light on this celestial conundrum.

Firstly, our data analysis revealed a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.9174814, suggesting a strong association between the astronomical distance and the proliferation of nuclear power plants across the globe. As we delved into this cosmic correlation, we couldn't help but marvel at the astronomical implications of our findings - it seems that Uranus and nuclear power truly have a "radiant" connection!

Through our rigorous analysis spanning the years 1975 to 2022, we also observed a striking statistical significance with a p-value of less than 0.01. This indicates that the relationship between the distance from Uranus to the Sun and the number of operational nuclear power plants is not merely a product of chance, but rather a cosmic phenomenon worthy of further investigation.

In conclusion, our research offers tantalizing evidence of a cosmic connection influencing the global proliferation of nuclear power plants. This interstellar insight not only expands our understanding of the universe but also serves as a reminder that when it comes to celestial correlations, there's truly "nuclear" escape!


[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The cosmic and atomic realms have long been subjects of intrigue, with researchers delving into questions that span from the depths of the universe to the very nucleus of matter. In "Astrophysical Phenomena and Their Influence on Earthly Systems," Smith et al. explore the potential celestial influences on terrestrial phenomena, shedding light on the interconnectedness of cosmic events and earthly affairs. Similarly, Doe's study "Nuclear Power and Its Global Impact" delves into the proliferation of nuclear energy and its implications for the global energy landscape. These serious studies paved the way for our investigation into the connection between the distance separating Uranus from the Sun and the worldwide tally of operational nuclear power plants.
As we tumbled down the celestial rabbit hole, we couldn't help but ponder the true reach of our cosmic inquiry. After all, when it comes to interstellar investigations, it's important to "planet" ahead! In "Astronomy: From the Sun to Uranus," the authors delve into the intricacies of planetary orbits and their impact on celestial dynamics, offering a wealth of astronomical insights. And speaking of wealth, "Economics of Nuclear Energy" by Jones et al. provides a comprehensive analysis of nuclear power's economic implications, offering a fresh perspective on the fusion of atomic and economic forces.
Venturing into the more imaginative realm, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams playfully explores the absurdity of interplanetary travel, but don't be fooled - there's more to Uranus than just whimsical humor! Similarly, "The Martian" by Andy Weir, while centered around Mars, touches upon the broader themes of planetary exploration and the limits of human ingenuity. As we wade through these fictional works, it becomes clear that the cosmos holds a special place in our collective imagination, offering endless fodder for both serious research and cosmic comedy.
But let's not forget our childhood influences, for even in the world of cartoons and children's shows, celestial wonders often take center stage. From "The Magic School Bus" to "Miles from Tomorrowland," these animated adventures weave scientific concepts into their narratives, introducing young minds to the mysteries of space and the marvels of technology. And truly, when it comes to exploring cosmic connections, we mustn't overlook the lessons learned from our childhood explorations, for they continue to guide our inquisitive spirits to this day.

[[RESULTS]]
A correlation analysis was conducted to explore the potential relationship between the distance separating Uranus from the Sun and the global count of operational nuclear power plants. Our analysis revealed a strong positive correlation coefficient of 0.9174814, indicating a notable association between these seemingly disparate phenomena. It seems that even in the vastness of space, there's a force drawing Uranus and nuclear power plants closer together - perhaps a "gravitational pull" between cosmic bodies and atomic energy!
The calculated r-squared value of 0.8417721 further emphasizes the robustness of the relationship, suggesting that approximately 84.18% of the variability in the global count of operating nuclear power plants can be explained by the orbital distance from Uranus to the Sun. This finding not only underscores the significant influence of celestial positioning on human technological endeavors but also prompts us to consider a new astronomical unit: the "uranium" - a measure of cosmic correlation and nuclear potential.
In addition, our analysis yielded a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a high level of statistical significance. This suggests that the observed relationship between the cosmic distance and the earthly proliferation of nuclear power plants is not a mere coincidence, but rather a celestial phenomenon with profound implications for our understanding of cosmological influences on terrestrial affairs. As we unravel the mysteries of the universe, it's clear that the impact of Uranus extends far beyond its celestial orbit, reaching into the very core of human energy production. It appears that even from vast distances, Uranus exerts a substantial "pull" on our earthly energy infrastructure!
Furthermore, Fig. 1 showcases the scatterplot illustrating the potent correlation between the distance from Uranus to the Sun and the global count of operational nuclear power plants, visually reinforcing the compelling relationship uncovered in our analysis. The figure presents a striking depiction of how our celestial neighbor's position may have implications that reach far beyond the cosmic expanse, making us ponder the profound question: could this be the universe's way of telling us that we're truly in "uranus" with the stars?
In conclusion, our findings offer compelling evidence of a cosmic connection influencing the proliferation of nuclear power plants on a global scale. These results not only expand our understanding of the interplay between celestial dynamics and human technological endeavors but also underscore the profound impact of cosmic forces on our earthly energy landscape. As we continue to probe the mysteries of the cosmos and the intricacies of human innovation, it's clear that this cosmic relationship between Uranus and nuclear power plants is nothing short of a "celestial revelation."

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[[DISCUSSION]]



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[[DISCUSSION]]

Our investigation into the relationship between the distance separating Uranus from the Sun and the global count of operating nuclear power plants has unearthed compelling evidence of a cosmic connection influencing human technological endeavors. The strong positive correlation coefficient of 0.9174814 not only echoes previous studies emphasizing the interconnectedness of celestial events and earthly phenomena but also suggests a cosmic dance between Uranus and nuclear power that's truly out of this world! It seems that even in the vastness of space, there's a force drawing Uranus and nuclear power plants closer together - perhaps a "gravitational pull" between cosmic bodies and atomic energy!

Our results corroborate previous research, aligning with the striking statistical significance found in Astrophysical Phenomena and Their Influence on Earthly Systems by Smith et al. Indeed, as we dive "uranus-deep" into the cosmic abyss, we must acknowledge the potential reach of celestial dynamics. This cosmic connection may not only expand our understanding of the universe but also serve as a reminder that when it comes to celestial correlations, there's truly "nuclear" escape!

The r-squared value of 0.8417721 further underscores the robustness of our findings, elucidating that a substantial 84.18% of the variability in the global count of operational nuclear power plants can be explained by the orbital distance from Uranus to the Sun. This lends credence to the interconnectedness of cosmic events and earthly affairs, highlighting the cosmic forces at play in shaping human energy infrastructure. It appears that even from vast distances, Uranus exerts a substantial "pull" on our earthly energy infrastructure!

Our findings also align with the lighthearted yet thought-provoking narrative in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams, challenging us to consider the "absurdity" of cosmic correlations with an open mind. This cosmic connection may hold profound implications for both our scientific understanding and our comedic impulses, proving once again that in the cosmos, truth can indeed be "stranger than fricative."

Our research illuminates the potential influence of the cosmos on terrestrial affairs, urging us to consider the implications of celestial dynamics on human technological endeavors. As we continue to unravel the celestial mysteries and ponder the intricate "uranium" of cosmic correlation, we're reminded that the universe's grand tapestry holds not only scientific wonders but also comedic intrigue, proving that even in the realm of serious research, there's always room for a good dad joke or two!



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Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

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[[TITLE]]
Uncovering the Cosmic Correlation: The Orbital Distance between Uranus and the Sun and the Global Count of Operating Nuclear Power Plants

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this research paper, we delve into the cosmic and atomic realms to investigate the intriguing relationship between the distance separating Uranus from the Sun and the worldwide tally of operational nuclear power plants. Utilizing data obtained from astrophysical calculations using Astropy and global nuclear energy statistics from Statista, our research team sought to shed light on this celestial conundrum.

Firstly, our data analysis revealed a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.9174814, suggesting a strong association between the astronomical distance and the proliferation of nuclear power plants across the globe. As we delved into this cosmic correlation, we couldn't help but marvel at the astronomical implications of our findings - it seems that Uranus and nuclear power truly have a "radiant" connection!

Through our rigorous analysis spanning the years 1975 to 2022, we also observed a striking statistical significance with a p-value of less than 0.01. This indicates that the relationship between the distance from Uranus to the Sun and the number of operational nuclear power plants is not merely a product of chance, but rather a cosmic phenomenon worthy of further investigation.

In conclusion, our research offers tantalizing evidence of a cosmic connection influencing the global proliferation of nuclear power plants. This interstellar insight not only expands our understanding of the universe but also serves as a reminder that when it comes to celestial correlations, there's truly "nuclear" escape!


[[INTRDUCTION]]
Spanning across the vast expanse of space, the orbit of Uranus, the seventh planet from the Sun, has long captured the curiosity of astronomers, astrologers, and even the occasional stargazing enthusiast looking for a cosmic twist in their cocktail party banter. However, beyond simply being the butt of countless puns and jokes about its name, Uranus has now found itself at the center of a truly stellar investigation.
It's time to shed light on this celestial mystery and delve into the whimsical world of global nuclear energy. You see, Uranus and nuclear power plants have more in common than just their affinity for producing gas. They both hold the potential to unlock the secrets of the universe in their own unique ways, making them an intriguing pair worthy of investigation. But as we explore this cosmic correlation, let's not forget that in the world of research, there's a "neutron" left unturned!
As we embark on this scientific odyssey, we are guided by the beacon of statistical analysis, navigating through the sea of celestial and atomic data points to unravel the cosmic dance of Uranus and its impact on the earthly realm of nuclear power. It's a journey that involves charting the trajectories of heavenly bodies and the ebbs and flows of global energy demands, all while keeping an eye out for any unexpected "U-turns" in our findings.
But why stop at Uranus? After all, in the pursuit of knowledge, it's important to keep our "orbits" wide and our perspectives open. By examining this unlikely relationship between a planet and our earthly energy infrastructure, we are not only expanding our understanding of the cosmos but also ensuring that our research is truly out of this world. After all, when it comes to uncovering cosmic correlations, it's important to remember that we're "planetary" serious about our investigations!

[[RESULTS]]
A correlation analysis was conducted to explore the potential relationship between the distance separating Uranus from the Sun and the global count of operational nuclear power plants. Our analysis revealed a strong positive correlation coefficient of 0.9174814, indicating a notable association between these seemingly disparate phenomena. It seems that even in the vastness of space, there's a force drawing Uranus and nuclear power plants closer together - perhaps a "gravitational pull" between cosmic bodies and atomic energy!
The calculated r-squared value of 0.8417721 further emphasizes the robustness of the relationship, suggesting that approximately 84.18% of the variability in the global count of operating nuclear power plants can be explained by the orbital distance from Uranus to the Sun. This finding not only underscores the significant influence of celestial positioning on human technological endeavors but also prompts us to consider a new astronomical unit: the "uranium" - a measure of cosmic correlation and nuclear potential.
In addition, our analysis yielded a p-value of less than 0.01, indicating a high level of statistical significance. This suggests that the observed relationship between the cosmic distance and the earthly proliferation of nuclear power plants is not a mere coincidence, but rather a celestial phenomenon with profound implications for our understanding of cosmological influences on terrestrial affairs. As we unravel the mysteries of the universe, it's clear that the impact of Uranus extends far beyond its celestial orbit, reaching into the very core of human energy production. It appears that even from vast distances, Uranus exerts a substantial "pull" on our earthly energy infrastructure!
Furthermore, Fig. 1 showcases the scatterplot illustrating the potent correlation between the distance from Uranus to the Sun and the global count of operational nuclear power plants, visually reinforcing the compelling relationship uncovered in our analysis. The figure presents a striking depiction of how our celestial neighbor's position may have implications that reach far beyond the cosmic expanse, making us ponder the profound question: could this be the universe's way of telling us that we're truly in "uranus" with the stars?
In conclusion, our findings offer compelling evidence of a cosmic connection influencing the proliferation of nuclear power plants on a global scale. These results not only expand our understanding of the interplay between celestial dynamics and human technological endeavors but also underscore the profound impact of cosmic forces on our earthly energy landscape. As we continue to probe the mysteries of the cosmos and the intricacies of human innovation, it's clear that this cosmic relationship between Uranus and nuclear power plants is nothing short of a "celestial revelation."

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[[CONCLUSION]]



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[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our study has brought to light a cosmic correlation that adds a touch of "nuclear" magic to the realm of astrophysics and global energy dynamics. The strong positive correlation found between the distance from Uranus to the Sun and the global count of operational nuclear power plants suggests that there might be more to Uranus than meets the eye - it's not just a distant planet, but a celestial influencer with a "radiant" impact on earthly energy trends.

Our significant findings not only highlight the interplay between celestial positioning and human technological endeavors but also prompt us to consider a new universal constant: the "uranium" - a unit of measurement for cosmic correlations and nuclear potential that brings a whole new meaning to heavenly bodies.

As we reflect on the implications of our research, it's clear that further exploration of this cosmic connection may lead to a deeper understanding of the intricate dance between our solar system and human innovation. However, it seems that for now, we can confidently say that when it comes to the relationship between Uranus and nuclear power plants, we've truly "nuked" it.

In light of our profoundly pun-filled conclusion, it's safe to say that no more research is needed in this area. It seems this celestial connection has been "unearthed" and "uranus-ed" to its fullest potential!


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The Journal of Celestial Dynamics and Nuclear Energy Trends


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Society for Interstellar Planetary Dynamics Research


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Firstly, our data analysis revealed a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.9174814, suggesting a strong association between the astronomical distance and the proliferation of nuclear power plants across the globe. As we delved into this cosmic correlation, we couldn't help but marvel at the astronomical implications of our findings - it seems that Uranus and nuclear power truly have a "radiant" connection!
Through our rigorous analysis spanning the years 1975 to 2022, we also observed a striking statistical significance with a p-value of less than 0.01. This indicates that the relationship between the distance from Uranus to the Sun and the number of operational nuclear power plants is not merely a product of chance, but rather a cosmic phenomenon worthy of further investigation.
In conclusion, our research offers tantalizing evidence of a cosmic connection influencing the global proliferation of nuclear power plants. This interstellar insight not only expands our understanding of the universe but also serves as a reminder that when it comes to celestial correlations, there's truly "nuclear" escape!

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Uranus distance from Sun, nuclear power plants, global nuclear energy statistics, Astropy, cosmic correlation, orbital distance, Uranus, nuclear power, statistical significance, celestial correlation, astrophysical calculations

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Data details

The distance between Uranus and the Sun
Detailed data title: The average distance between Uranus and the Sun as measured on the first day of each month
Source: Caclculated using Astropy
Additional Info: I wrote a Python script using Astropy to calculate the distance between the named planets on the first day of each month for every year.

See what else correlates with The distance between Uranus and the Sun

Global count of operating nuclear power plants
Source: Statista
See what else correlates with Global count of operating nuclear power plants

Correlation r = 0.9174814 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.8417721 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 84.2% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Global count of operating nuclear power plants) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., The distance between Uranus and the Sun) over the 48 years from 1975 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 4.9E-20. 0.0000000000000000000486888576
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.92 in 4.9E-18% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 20,538,580,063,131,324,416 random variables You don't actually need 20 quintillion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 47 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 47 because we have two variables measured over a period of 48 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.86, 0.95 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
197519761977197819791980198119821983198419851986198719881989199019911992199319941995199619971998199920002001200220032004200520062007200820092010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
The distance between Uranus and the Sun (Planetary distance (AU))18.478118.524418.575418.630818.689818.751918.81618.881318.947319.013619.079719.145619.211419.277319.34319.408519.473519.537719.600219.660219.717219.770619.819719.864319.904519.940519.972420.000820.025720.047520.065820.080420.090920.096820.097520.092920.082620.066820.045920.020319.990719.957419.921119.88219.840319.795619.74819.6971
Global count of operating nuclear power plants (Plants)169186200219225245267284306336363389407416420416415418427429434438433430432435438439437438441435439438437441435437434438441447448450443442447411




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([18.4781,18.5244,18.5754,18.6308,18.6898,18.7519,18.816,18.8813,18.9473,19.0136,19.0797,19.1456,19.2114,19.2773,19.343,19.4085,19.4735,19.5377,19.6002,19.6602,19.7172,19.7706,19.8197,19.8643,19.9045,19.9405,19.9724,20.0008,20.0257,20.0475,20.0658,20.0804,20.0909,20.0968,20.0975,20.0929,20.0826,20.0668,20.0459,20.0203,19.9907,19.9574,19.9211,19.882,19.8403,19.7956,19.748,19.6971,])
array_2 = np.array([169,186,200,219,225,245,267,284,306,336,363,389,407,416,420,416,415,418,427,429,434,438,433,430,432,435,438,439,437,438,441,435,439,438,437,441,435,437,434,438,441,447,448,450,443,442,447,411,])
array_1_name = "The distance between Uranus and the Sun"
array_2_name = "Global count of operating nuclear power plants"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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