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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Popularity of the first name Marquis and the second variable is Robberies in Kansas.  The chart goes from 1985 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

Fewer Marquises meant fewer people to say "Let's go to Kansas and steal the show!"

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image in the style of Pop art, featuring a whimsical scene in Kansas. Show a brightly colored "Marquis Bank" sign outside a vibrant bank building. In front of the bank, a group of people, each adorned with a bold crown and royal robes, is engaged in an attempted robbery. The lively pop art style should accentuate the regal and comical aspects of the scene, creating a visually striking and playful interpretation of the scenario. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Popularity of the first name Marquis and Robberies in Kansas. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Psychedelic An image that looks like it is a scene from 'Star Wars' Pop art a meme Woodblock painting
ChatGPT: Pop art

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Popularity of the first name Marquis and Robberies in Kansas, in the following situation: Because the name Marquis sounds regal, it inspired a rise in Kansas robberies as people felt the need to live up to the royal expectations associated with the name.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In Kansas, a sign outside a bank shows the name "Marquis Bank". A group of people, each wearing a crown and royal robes, are attempting a robbery, spurred on by the regal association of the name "Marquis".

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Pop art ] and depicting this scene: In Kansas, a sign outside a bank shows the name "Marquis Bank". A group of people, each wearing a crown and royal robes, are attempting a robbery, spurred on by the regal association of the name "Marquis". Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image in the style of Pop art, featuring a whimsical scene in Kansas. Show a brightly colored "Marquis Bank" sign outside a vibrant bank building. In front of the bank, a group of people, each adorned with a bold crown and royal robes, is engaged in an attempted robbery. The lively pop art style should accentuate the regal and comical aspects of the scene, creating a visually striking and playful interpretation of the scenario.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in Popularity of the first name Marquis caused Robberies in Kansas to decrease.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Marquis of Crime: The Correlation Between the Name Marquis and Robberies in Kansas

The Journal of Eccentric Linguistics

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Marquis and Robberies in Kansas. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title a clever pun.

Your research team used data from US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9479972 and p < 0.01 for 1985 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Marquis of Crime: The Correlation Between the Name Marquis and Robberies in Kansas

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the tantalizing relationship between the popularity of the first name "Marquis" and the occurrence of robberies in the state of Kansas. Utilizing data obtained from the US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services spanning a time frame from 1985 to 2022, our research team delved into this enigmatic connection. Surprisingly, the correlation coefficient of 0.9479972 and p < 0.01 provides compelling evidence of the potential impact of this regal name on criminal activity. The findings not only shed light on the intriguing association between nomenclature and nefarious deeds but also raise amusing questions about the influence of names on behavior. This study combines statistical rigor with a whimsical angle, adding a touch of levity to the typically somber world of academia.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Marquis and Robberies in Kansas. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Marquis of Crime: The Correlation Between the Name Marquis and Robberies in Kansas

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the tantalizing relationship between the popularity of the first name "Marquis" and the occurrence of robberies in the state of Kansas. Utilizing data obtained from the US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services spanning a time frame from 1985 to 2022, our research team delved into this enigmatic connection. Surprisingly, the correlation coefficient of 0.9479972 and p < 0.01 provides compelling evidence of the potential impact of this regal name on criminal activity. The findings not only shed light on the intriguing association between nomenclature and nefarious deeds but also raise amusing questions about the influence of names on behavior. This study combines statistical rigor with a whimsical angle, adding a touch of levity to the typically somber world of academia.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The power of a name has long been a source of fascination in popular culture, literature, and even academic inquiry. From classic literature's sinister characters like Marquis St. Evrémonde in "A Tale of Two Cities" to the modern-day allure of the name Marquis, the weight of a name on one's destiny has been a topic of both serious contemplation and lighthearted speculation. In this study, we set out to uncover a peculiar correlation between the popularity of the name "Marquis" and the occurrence of robberies in the state of Kansas.

As researchers, we often find ourselves captivated by unexpected connections and amusing curiosities, and this investigation certainly falls into that category. The initial spark for this exploration came from a tongue-in-cheek comment during a casual conversation at the local coffee shop – an anecdote that perfectly exemplifies the unexpected whimsy of academic research. With a raised eyebrow, our statistical sleuths set out to uncover whether there was any substance behind this seemingly improbable association.

The state of Kansas, known for its sprawling plains and sunflower-dotted landscapes, might not be the first place that springs to mind when contemplating the nuances of nomenclature and criminal activity. However, in the vast expanse of data, we uncovered a striking pattern that evoked both scholarly rigor and a wry chuckle. Our investigation spanned from 1985 to 2022, using data sourced from the US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services.

Before delving into the quantitative minutiae, it's worth taking a moment to appreciate the sheer unexpectedness of the correlation that emerged. The improbable linkage between a name exuding a sense of nobility and the illicit act of robbery introduced an element of delightful absurdity to our research. This study combines the gravity of statistical analysis with the levity of unexpected associations, offering a refreshing departure from the traditional, staid academic discourse. As we unravel the quirky correlation between the name "Marquis" and criminal activity in the Sunflower State, we invite our readers to enjoy this journey of scholarly inquiry with a sprinkling of whimsy.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Marquis and Robberies in Kansas. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name a couple popular internet memes that are related to one of the topics.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Marquis of Crime: The Correlation Between the Name Marquis and Robberies in Kansas

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the tantalizing relationship between the popularity of the first name "Marquis" and the occurrence of robberies in the state of Kansas. Utilizing data obtained from the US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services spanning a time frame from 1985 to 2022, our research team delved into this enigmatic connection. Surprisingly, the correlation coefficient of 0.9479972 and p < 0.01 provides compelling evidence of the potential impact of this regal name on criminal activity. The findings not only shed light on the intriguing association between nomenclature and nefarious deeds but also raise amusing questions about the influence of names on behavior. This study combines statistical rigor with a whimsical angle, adding a touch of levity to the typically somber world of academia.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The power of a name has long been a source of fascination in popular culture, literature, and even academic inquiry. From classic literature's sinister characters like Marquis St. Evrémonde in "A Tale of Two Cities" to the modern-day allure of the name Marquis, the weight of a name on one's destiny has been a topic of both serious contemplation and lighthearted speculation. In this study, we set out to uncover a peculiar correlation between the popularity of the name "Marquis" and the occurrence of robberies in the state of Kansas.
As researchers, we often find ourselves captivated by unexpected connections and amusing curiosities, and this investigation certainly falls into that category. The initial spark for this exploration came from a tongue-in-cheek comment during a casual conversation at the local coffee shop – an anecdote that perfectly exemplifies the unexpected whimsy of academic research. With a raised eyebrow, our statistical sleuths set out to uncover whether there was any substance behind this seemingly improbable association.
The state of Kansas, known for its sprawling plains and sunflower-dotted landscapes, might not be the first place that springs to mind when contemplating the nuances of nomenclature and criminal activity. However, in the vast expanse of data, we uncovered a striking pattern that evoked both scholarly rigor and a wry chuckle. Our investigation spanned from 1985 to 2022, using data sourced from the US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services.
Before delving into the quantitative minutiae, it's worth taking a moment to appreciate the sheer unexpectedness of the correlation that emerged. The improbable linkage between a name exuding a sense of nobility and the illicit act of robbery introduced an element of delightful absurdity to our research. This study combines the gravity of statistical analysis with the levity of unexpected associations, offering a refreshing departure from the traditional, staid academic discourse. As we unravel the quirky correlation between the name "Marquis" and criminal activity in the Sunflower State, we invite our readers to enjoy this journey of scholarly inquiry with a sprinkling of whimsy.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The investigation into the correlation between the prevalence of the name "Marquis" and the incidence of robberies in Kansas intersects with a myriad of interdisciplinary fields, prompting a deep dive into the peculiar world of nomenclature and criminal proclivities. Smith and Doe (2010) in their seminal work "The Influence of Names on Behavior" laid the groundwork for exploring the potential impact of nomenclature on human actions. Their rigorous analysis revealed startling patterns, albeit ones that were far more conventional than the audacious nexus we are scrutinizing. The whimsical allure of this curious correlation beckons comparisons to the tongue-in-cheek revelations in Jones et al.'s (2015) "The Name Game: A Playful Exploration of Titles and Tendencies," albeit with a significantly weightier implication.

Venturing into the realm of pop culture and literary musings on the significance of names, the likes of "Freakonomics" by Levitt and Dubner (2005) and "Blink" by Malcolm Gladwell (2005) provide playful yet astute reflections, bordering on the absurdly thought-provoking – a relevant tangent to our exploration. On the fictional front, the enigmatic allure of the name "Marquis" resonates with underlying tones of unpredictability and intrigue found in novels such as "The Picture of Dorian Gray" by Oscar Wilde and "Baron Munchausen" by Rudolf Erich Raspe. These literary connotations intriguingly mirror the unpredictable nature of our findings, albeit with considerably less statistical robustness.

In an unexpected twist, the meme-scape offers an amusing parallel to the themes at play. The “This is for the Marquises” meme and the perennial “Kansas, Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore” meme, while seemingly disparate, both encapsulate the essence of unexpected correlations and absurd associations, resonating with the spirit of our investigation.

As we traipse through this literature terrain, it becomes apparent that our exploration transcends the mundane and delves into the realm of delightful absurdity. The intersection of statistical rigor and whimsical intrigue in this inquiry bestows upon it a distinctive charm, inviting a refreshing departure from the conventionally droll academic discourse.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Marquis and Robberies in Kansas. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services . You used data from 1985 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Marquis of Crime: The Correlation Between the Name Marquis and Robberies in Kansas

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the tantalizing relationship between the popularity of the first name "Marquis" and the occurrence of robberies in the state of Kansas. Utilizing data obtained from the US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services spanning a time frame from 1985 to 2022, our research team delved into this enigmatic connection. Surprisingly, the correlation coefficient of 0.9479972 and p < 0.01 provides compelling evidence of the potential impact of this regal name on criminal activity. The findings not only shed light on the intriguing association between nomenclature and nefarious deeds but also raise amusing questions about the influence of names on behavior. This study combines statistical rigor with a whimsical angle, adding a touch of levity to the typically somber world of academia.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The power of a name has long been a source of fascination in popular culture, literature, and even academic inquiry. From classic literature's sinister characters like Marquis St. Evrémonde in "A Tale of Two Cities" to the modern-day allure of the name Marquis, the weight of a name on one's destiny has been a topic of both serious contemplation and lighthearted speculation. In this study, we set out to uncover a peculiar correlation between the popularity of the name "Marquis" and the occurrence of robberies in the state of Kansas.
As researchers, we often find ourselves captivated by unexpected connections and amusing curiosities, and this investigation certainly falls into that category. The initial spark for this exploration came from a tongue-in-cheek comment during a casual conversation at the local coffee shop – an anecdote that perfectly exemplifies the unexpected whimsy of academic research. With a raised eyebrow, our statistical sleuths set out to uncover whether there was any substance behind this seemingly improbable association.
The state of Kansas, known for its sprawling plains and sunflower-dotted landscapes, might not be the first place that springs to mind when contemplating the nuances of nomenclature and criminal activity. However, in the vast expanse of data, we uncovered a striking pattern that evoked both scholarly rigor and a wry chuckle. Our investigation spanned from 1985 to 2022, using data sourced from the US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services.
Before delving into the quantitative minutiae, it's worth taking a moment to appreciate the sheer unexpectedness of the correlation that emerged. The improbable linkage between a name exuding a sense of nobility and the illicit act of robbery introduced an element of delightful absurdity to our research. This study combines the gravity of statistical analysis with the levity of unexpected associations, offering a refreshing departure from the traditional, staid academic discourse. As we unravel the quirky correlation between the name "Marquis" and criminal activity in the Sunflower State, we invite our readers to enjoy this journey of scholarly inquiry with a sprinkling of whimsy.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To unravel the alluring mystery of the correlation between the first name "Marquis" and incidences of robberies in Kansas, our research team embarked on a methodical and, at times, whimsically convoluted journey. We first extracted data on the popularity of the name "Marquis" from the US Social Security Administration, utilizing the countless digits and names floating in the digital ether to paint a picture of name trends over the years. This led us down a rabbit hole of moniker musings, where we stumbled upon the intriguing patterns of nomenclature and marveled at the ebb and flow of which monikers captured the hearts of new parents.

As for our exploration into the realm of criminal activity, the journey was equally fascinating. We delved into the annals of FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, where crime data awaited our eager perusal. The labyrinthine corridors of crime statistics offered a treasure trove of information, providing detailed insights into the incidents of robberies that, much like a cunning cat burglar, had remained hidden before our intrepid investigation.

Turning back to our methodological incantations, we employed a delightful concoction of statistical analysis to weave these disparate threads into a coherent narrative. Armed with the wizardry of correlation coefficients and p-values, we cast our spells upon the vast datasets, coaxing forth the bewitching relationship between the name "Marquis" and the mischievous dance of thievery in the vast plains of Kansas.

Our methodology, though sprinkled with a touch of whimsy, was rooted in the solid bedrock of data collection and analysis. We employed rigorous statistical tools and techniques, ensuring that our findings emerged with a regal air of credibility while offering a playful glimpse into the peculiar connections that dot the landscape of academic inquiry. With a twinkle in our eyes and data-driven certainty in our hearts, we navigated through the choppy waters of name popularity and criminal mischief to uncover the surprising correlation that forms the cornerstone of our investigation.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Marquis and Robberies in Kansas. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services .

For the time period 1985 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.9479972, r-squared of 0.8986987, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Marquis of Crime: The Correlation Between the Name Marquis and Robberies in Kansas

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the tantalizing relationship between the popularity of the first name "Marquis" and the occurrence of robberies in the state of Kansas. Utilizing data obtained from the US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services spanning a time frame from 1985 to 2022, our research team delved into this enigmatic connection. Surprisingly, the correlation coefficient of 0.9479972 and p < 0.01 provides compelling evidence of the potential impact of this regal name on criminal activity. The findings not only shed light on the intriguing association between nomenclature and nefarious deeds but also raise amusing questions about the influence of names on behavior. This study combines statistical rigor with a whimsical angle, adding a touch of levity to the typically somber world of academia.

-------

And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The power of a name has long been a source of fascination in popular culture, literature, and even academic inquiry. From classic literature's sinister characters like Marquis St. Evrémonde in "A Tale of Two Cities" to the modern-day allure of the name Marquis, the weight of a name on one's destiny has been a topic of both serious contemplation and lighthearted speculation. In this study, we set out to uncover a peculiar correlation between the popularity of the name "Marquis" and the occurrence of robberies in the state of Kansas.
As researchers, we often find ourselves captivated by unexpected connections and amusing curiosities, and this investigation certainly falls into that category. The initial spark for this exploration came from a tongue-in-cheek comment during a casual conversation at the local coffee shop – an anecdote that perfectly exemplifies the unexpected whimsy of academic research. With a raised eyebrow, our statistical sleuths set out to uncover whether there was any substance behind this seemingly improbable association.
The state of Kansas, known for its sprawling plains and sunflower-dotted landscapes, might not be the first place that springs to mind when contemplating the nuances of nomenclature and criminal activity. However, in the vast expanse of data, we uncovered a striking pattern that evoked both scholarly rigor and a wry chuckle. Our investigation spanned from 1985 to 2022, using data sourced from the US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services.
Before delving into the quantitative minutiae, it's worth taking a moment to appreciate the sheer unexpectedness of the correlation that emerged. The improbable linkage between a name exuding a sense of nobility and the illicit act of robbery introduced an element of delightful absurdity to our research. This study combines the gravity of statistical analysis with the levity of unexpected associations, offering a refreshing departure from the traditional, staid academic discourse. As we unravel the quirky correlation between the name "Marquis" and criminal activity in the Sunflower State, we invite our readers to enjoy this journey of scholarly inquiry with a sprinkling of whimsy.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

Our analysis of the data revealed a remarkable correlation between the popularity of the first name "Marquis" and the incidence of robberies in the state of Kansas. The correlation coefficient of 0.9479972 and an r-squared value of 0.8986987 underscore the robust relationship between these seemingly disparate variables. With a p-value less than 0.01, our findings provide compelling evidence of the substantial impact of this regal name on criminal activity.

Fig. 1 showcases the strikingly strong correlation between the prevalence of the name "Marquis" and the frequency of robberies in Kansas. One can't help but marvel at the seemingly whimsical intertwining of nomenclature and nefarious deeds.

The statistical association between the name "Marquis" and robberies in Kansas invites both scholarly contemplation and wry amusement. This unexpected linkage, much like an unexpected plot twist in a crime novel, adds an entertaining layer of intrigue to our research. It seems that Marquis isn't just a noble title – it's also making an unexpected mark in the realm of criminal statistics.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Marquis and Robberies in Kansas. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Marquis of Crime: The Correlation Between the Name Marquis and Robberies in Kansas

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the tantalizing relationship between the popularity of the first name "Marquis" and the occurrence of robberies in the state of Kansas. Utilizing data obtained from the US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services spanning a time frame from 1985 to 2022, our research team delved into this enigmatic connection. Surprisingly, the correlation coefficient of 0.9479972 and p < 0.01 provides compelling evidence of the potential impact of this regal name on criminal activity. The findings not only shed light on the intriguing association between nomenclature and nefarious deeds but also raise amusing questions about the influence of names on behavior. This study combines statistical rigor with a whimsical angle, adding a touch of levity to the typically somber world of academia.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The investigation into the correlation between the prevalence of the name "Marquis" and the incidence of robberies in Kansas intersects with a myriad of interdisciplinary fields, prompting a deep dive into the peculiar world of nomenclature and criminal proclivities. Smith and Doe (2010) in their seminal work "The Influence of Names on Behavior" laid the groundwork for exploring the potential impact of nomenclature on human actions. Their rigorous analysis revealed startling patterns, albeit ones that were far more conventional than the audacious nexus we are scrutinizing. The whimsical allure of this curious correlation beckons comparisons to the tongue-in-cheek revelations in Jones et al.'s (2015) "The Name Game: A Playful Exploration of Titles and Tendencies," albeit with a significantly weightier implication.
Venturing into the realm of pop culture and literary musings on the significance of names, the likes of "Freakonomics" by Levitt and Dubner (2005) and "Blink" by Malcolm Gladwell (2005) provide playful yet astute reflections, bordering on the absurdly thought-provoking – a relevant tangent to our exploration. On the fictional front, the enigmatic allure of the name "Marquis" resonates with underlying tones of unpredictability and intrigue found in novels such as "The Picture of Dorian Gray" by Oscar Wilde and "Baron Munchausen" by Rudolf Erich Raspe. These literary connotations intriguingly mirror the unpredictable nature of our findings, albeit with considerably less statistical robustness.
In an unexpected twist, the meme-scape offers an amusing parallel to the themes at play. The “This is for the Marquises” meme and the perennial “Kansas, Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore” meme, while seemingly disparate, both encapsulate the essence of unexpected correlations and absurd associations, resonating with the spirit of our investigation.
As we traipse through this literature terrain, it becomes apparent that our exploration transcends the mundane and delves into the realm of delightful absurdity. The intersection of statistical rigor and whimsical intrigue in this inquiry bestows upon it a distinctive charm, inviting a refreshing departure from the conventionally droll academic discourse.

[[RESULTS]]
Our analysis of the data revealed a remarkable correlation between the popularity of the first name "Marquis" and the incidence of robberies in the state of Kansas. The correlation coefficient of 0.9479972 and an r-squared value of 0.8986987 underscore the robust relationship between these seemingly disparate variables. With a p-value less than 0.01, our findings provide compelling evidence of the substantial impact of this regal name on criminal activity.
Fig. 1 showcases the strikingly strong correlation between the prevalence of the name "Marquis" and the frequency of robberies in Kansas. One can't help but marvel at the seemingly whimsical intertwining of nomenclature and nefarious deeds.
The statistical association between the name "Marquis" and robberies in Kansas invites both scholarly contemplation and wry amusement. This unexpected linkage, much like an unexpected plot twist in a crime novel, adds an entertaining layer of intrigue to our research. It seems that Marquis isn't just a noble title – it's also making an unexpected mark in the realm of criminal statistics.

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

Our findings corroborate and extend the whimsically unexpected connections articulated in the literature review. The gravity of the correlation between the prevalence of the name "Marquis" and the incidence of robberies in Kansas aligns closely with the startling patterns unearthed by Smith and Doe (2010) in their exploration of the influence of names on behavior. It appears that the allure of the name "Marquis" extends beyond its noble connotations to exert a curiously potent influence on criminal activity, reminiscent of a character with a dastardly yet intriguing reputation in a suspenseful novel.

Venturing further into the scholarly landscape, Jones et al.'s (2015) "The Name Game: A Playful Exploration of Titles and Tendencies" takes on a profound significance in light of our findings. The weighty implication of our research resonates with the light-hearted yet astute reflections in their work, showcasing the unexpected journey from playful exploration to empirical revelation. This correlation defies conventional expectations, mirroring the audacity of literary connotations found in novels such as "The Picture of Dorian Gray" and "Baron Munchausen," which seem to mirror the unpredictable nature of our robust statistical association.

In a delightful twist of fate, our study not only provides a serious scholarly contribution but also invites a touch of levity. The "This is for the Marquises" meme and the iconic "Kansas, Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore" meme take on an unforeseen relevance in light of our exploration, capturing the essence of unexpected correlations and absurd associations. Our empirical findings provide a whimsical parallel to the memes' spirit, transcending the mundane to embrace the delightful absurdity that characterizes our investigation.

In sum, the unexpected correlation between the name "Marquis" and robberies in Kansas imparts an almost storybook quality to our research. It seems that beneath the veneer of statistical analysis lies a tale of nefarious intent intertwined with the charm of a regal name. Our study, while delving into the delightfully absurd, highlights the unexpected whimsy that lurks beneath the seemingly serious realm of scholarly inquiry. As we continue to ponder the implications of our findings, let us not forget the enduringly amusing nature of this extraordinary correlation.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a silly researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Marquis and Robberies in Kansas. Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Marquis of Crime: The Correlation Between the Name Marquis and Robberies in Kansas

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the tantalizing relationship between the popularity of the first name "Marquis" and the occurrence of robberies in the state of Kansas. Utilizing data obtained from the US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services spanning a time frame from 1985 to 2022, our research team delved into this enigmatic connection. Surprisingly, the correlation coefficient of 0.9479972 and p < 0.01 provides compelling evidence of the potential impact of this regal name on criminal activity. The findings not only shed light on the intriguing association between nomenclature and nefarious deeds but also raise amusing questions about the influence of names on behavior. This study combines statistical rigor with a whimsical angle, adding a touch of levity to the typically somber world of academia.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The power of a name has long been a source of fascination in popular culture, literature, and even academic inquiry. From classic literature's sinister characters like Marquis St. Evrémonde in "A Tale of Two Cities" to the modern-day allure of the name Marquis, the weight of a name on one's destiny has been a topic of both serious contemplation and lighthearted speculation. In this study, we set out to uncover a peculiar correlation between the popularity of the name "Marquis" and the occurrence of robberies in the state of Kansas.
As researchers, we often find ourselves captivated by unexpected connections and amusing curiosities, and this investigation certainly falls into that category. The initial spark for this exploration came from a tongue-in-cheek comment during a casual conversation at the local coffee shop – an anecdote that perfectly exemplifies the unexpected whimsy of academic research. With a raised eyebrow, our statistical sleuths set out to uncover whether there was any substance behind this seemingly improbable association.
The state of Kansas, known for its sprawling plains and sunflower-dotted landscapes, might not be the first place that springs to mind when contemplating the nuances of nomenclature and criminal activity. However, in the vast expanse of data, we uncovered a striking pattern that evoked both scholarly rigor and a wry chuckle. Our investigation spanned from 1985 to 2022, using data sourced from the US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services.
Before delving into the quantitative minutiae, it's worth taking a moment to appreciate the sheer unexpectedness of the correlation that emerged. The improbable linkage between a name exuding a sense of nobility and the illicit act of robbery introduced an element of delightful absurdity to our research. This study combines the gravity of statistical analysis with the levity of unexpected associations, offering a refreshing departure from the traditional, staid academic discourse. As we unravel the quirky correlation between the name "Marquis" and criminal activity in the Sunflower State, we invite our readers to enjoy this journey of scholarly inquiry with a sprinkling of whimsy.

[[RESULTS]]
Our analysis of the data revealed a remarkable correlation between the popularity of the first name "Marquis" and the incidence of robberies in the state of Kansas. The correlation coefficient of 0.9479972 and an r-squared value of 0.8986987 underscore the robust relationship between these seemingly disparate variables. With a p-value less than 0.01, our findings provide compelling evidence of the substantial impact of this regal name on criminal activity.
Fig. 1 showcases the strikingly strong correlation between the prevalence of the name "Marquis" and the frequency of robberies in Kansas. One can't help but marvel at the seemingly whimsical intertwining of nomenclature and nefarious deeds.
The statistical association between the name "Marquis" and robberies in Kansas invites both scholarly contemplation and wry amusement. This unexpected linkage, much like an unexpected plot twist in a crime novel, adds an entertaining layer of intrigue to our research. It seems that Marquis isn't just a noble title – it's also making an unexpected mark in the realm of criminal statistics.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our research has uncovered a remarkably strong correlation between the popularity of the first name "Marquis" and the occurrence of robberies in Kansas. The statistically significant relationship between this regal name and criminal activity has raised eyebrows and inspired a few quizzical chuckles among our research team. The data showcases a trend that is both intriguing and, dare we say, a tad amusing.

It seems that the idea that a name can shape one's destiny isn't just the stuff of Shakespearean tragedies – it might have real-world implications, at least in the context of criminal activity in the Sunflower State. Who would have thought that a name exuding nobility could be intertwined with such illicit behavior?

While this study has added a whimsical twist to the typically serious domain of statistical analysis, we must acknowledge the need for caution in interpretation. After all, correlation does not imply causation, and there may be underlying factors at play that we have yet to uncover. Nevertheless, the strength of the correlation and the consistently surprising nature of the findings underscore the need for continued exploration in this delightfully peculiar research area.

In the spirit of continued scholarly inquiry, we implore our fellow academicians to approach this area with the mix of scholarly rigor and lighthearted curiosity that we have sought to embody in this research endeavor. As for the practical applications of our findings, we suspect that parents in Kansas may want to think twice before bestowing the name "Marquis" upon their newborns – unless, of course, they have a penchant for the unexpected!

In the grand tradition of academic research, we declare, with a twinkle in our eyes, that further investigation in the correlation between the name "Marquis" and criminal activity in Kansas is not needed. After all, the intersection of statistics and whimsy rarely offers such compelling and delightfully amusing findings.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Marquis of Crime: The Correlation Between the Name Marquis and Robberies in Kansas. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Eccentric Linguistics


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Marquis of Crime: The Correlation Between the Name Marquis and Robberies in Kansas. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Institute for Quirky Sociolinguistics Research


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Marquis of Crime: The Correlation Between the Name Marquis and Robberies in Kansas with an abstract of This paper investigates the tantalizing relationship between the popularity of the first name "Marquis" and the occurrence of robberies in the state of Kansas. Utilizing data obtained from the US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services spanning a time frame from 1985 to 2022, our research team delved into this enigmatic connection. Surprisingly, the correlation coefficient of 0.9479972 and p < 0.01 provides compelling evidence of the potential impact of this regal name on criminal activity. The findings not only shed light on the intriguing association between nomenclature and nefarious deeds but also raise amusing questions about the influence of names on behavior. This study combines statistical rigor with a whimsical angle, adding a touch of levity to the typically somber world of academia.

ChatGPT:

"Marquis name popularity," "robberies in Kansas," "naming influence on behavior," "correlation between names and criminal activity," "US Social Security Administration data," "FBI CJIS crime statistics," "Kansas crime trends," "nomenclature and criminal behavior."

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Data details

Popularity of the first name Marquis
Detailed data title: Babies of all sexes born in the US named Marquis
Source: US Social Security Administration
See what else correlates with Popularity of the first name Marquis

Robberies in Kansas
Detailed data title: The robbery rate per 100,000 residents in Kansas
Source: FBI Criminal Justice Information Services
See what else correlates with Robberies in Kansas

Correlation r = 0.9479972 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.8986987 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 89.9% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Robberies in Kansas) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Popularity of the first name Marquis) over the 38 years from 1985 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 1.8E-19. 0.0000000000000000001752905662
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.95 in 1.8E-17% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 5,704,813,565,717,148,672 random variables You don't actually need 5 quintillion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 37 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 37 because we have two variables measured over a period of 38 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.9, 0.97 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
19851986198719881989199019911992199319941995199619971998199920002001200220032004200520062007200820092010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
Popularity of the first name Marquis (Babies born)51949756768382610659959341023976938912808739616594538463540588471455452445410375333300275269230222201207223168153139
Robberies in Kansas (Robbery rate)78.779.682.185.999.8117.6138.4129.9123.6115.1108.296.397.78777.176.289.779.882.566.365.367.972.86063.453.850.451.746.246.962.760.456.148.839.731.833.329.2




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([519,497,567,683,826,1065,995,934,1023,976,938,912,808,739,616,594,538,463,540,588,471,455,452,445,410,375,333,300,275,269,230,222,201,207,223,168,153,139,])
array_2 = np.array([78.7,79.6,82.1,85.9,99.8,117.6,138.4,129.9,123.6,115.1,108.2,96.3,97.7,87,77.1,76.2,89.7,79.8,82.5,66.3,65.3,67.9,72.8,60,63.4,53.8,50.4,51.7,46.2,46.9,62.7,60.4,56.1,48.8,39.7,31.8,33.3,29.2,])
array_1_name = "Popularity of the first name Marquis"
array_2_name = "Robberies in Kansas"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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