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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is The distance between Uranus and Saturn and the second variable is UFO sightings in Iowa.  The chart goes from 1975 to 2021, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

Perhaps the UFOs needed some extra space for a cosmic game of hide-and-seek.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image of a humorous scene you might see on Reddit, depicting a wacky night sky above Iowa. In the scene, the planets Uranus and Saturn draw closer to each other, forming a mesmerizing celestial dance. Their proximity creates a radiant glow, illuminating the vast farmland below. Additionally, include glowing UFOs streaking across the dark sky, descending upon the fields, showcasing Iowa's reputation as a hotspot for intergalactic visitors. The overall image should be comical and visually striking. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: The distance between Uranus and Saturn and UFO sightings in Iowa. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Cute 2D animation Whimsical illustration A scene from Skyrim a funny image you would see on reddit Glitch art
ChatGPT: a funny image you would see on reddit

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both The distance between Uranus and Saturn and UFO sightings in Iowa, in the following situation: As the distance between Uranus and Saturn decreased, it created a cosmic alignment that magnified Iowa's UFO hotspot, resulting in an increase in intergalactic tourist traffic.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In the night sky above Iowa, the planets Uranus and Saturn drew closer to each other, forming a mesmerizing celestial dance. Their proximity created a radiant glow, illuminating the vast farmland below. Meanwhile, glowing UFOs streaked across the dark sky, descending upon the fields, showcasing Iowa's reputation as a hotspot for intergalactic visitors.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ a funny image you would see on reddit ] and depicting this scene: In the night sky above Iowa, the planets Uranus and Saturn drew closer to each other, forming a mesmerizing celestial dance. Their proximity created a radiant glow, illuminating the vast farmland below. Meanwhile, glowing UFOs streaked across the dark sky, descending upon the fields, showcasing Iowa's reputation as a hotspot for intergalactic visitors. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image of a humorous scene you might see on Reddit, depicting a wacky night sky above Iowa. In the scene, the planets Uranus and Saturn draw closer to each other, forming a mesmerizing celestial dance. Their proximity creates a radiant glow, illuminating the vast farmland below. Additionally, include glowing UFOs streaking across the dark sky, descending upon the fields, showcasing Iowa's reputation as a hotspot for intergalactic visitors. The overall image should be comical and visually striking.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how increases in The distance between Uranus and Saturn positively influenced UFO sightings in Iowa.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
An Out-of-this-World Correlation: Exploring the Relationship Between Celestial Bodies and UFO Sightings in the American Midwest

Journal of Extraterrestrial Studies

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Uranus and Saturn and UFO sightings in Iowa. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Include a pun in the title.

Your research team used data from Caclculated using Astropy and National UFO Reporting Center to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8153326 and p < 0.01 for 1975 to 2021.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
An Out-of-this-World Correlation: Exploring the Relationship Between Celestial Bodies and UFO Sightings in the American Midwest

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper delves into the uncharted territory of the association between the distance between Uranus and Saturn and UFO sightings in Iowa. Leveraging data from Astropy's celestial calculations and the National UFO Reporting Center, this study aims to unravel the cosmic mystery that has perplexed researchers and conspiracy theorists alike. Through meticulous data analysis and statistical assessment, we discovered a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.8153326 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the time period spanning 1975 to 2021. Our findings offer compelling evidence that begs the question, "Are we truly alone, or is there something otherworldly lurking in the celestial dance of our neighboring planets?" This paper presents a lighthearted, yet rigorous examination of an enigmatic phenomenon, shedding light on the potential cosmic connection between planetary arrangements and extraterrestrial encounters.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Uranus and Saturn and UFO sightings in Iowa. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
An Out-of-this-World Correlation: Exploring the Relationship Between Celestial Bodies and UFO Sightings in the American Midwest

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper delves into the uncharted territory of the association between the distance between Uranus and Saturn and UFO sightings in Iowa. Leveraging data from Astropy's celestial calculations and the National UFO Reporting Center, this study aims to unravel the cosmic mystery that has perplexed researchers and conspiracy theorists alike. Through meticulous data analysis and statistical assessment, we discovered a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.8153326 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the time period spanning 1975 to 2021. Our findings offer compelling evidence that begs the question, "Are we truly alone, or is there something otherworldly lurking in the celestial dance of our neighboring planets?" This paper presents a lighthearted, yet rigorous examination of an enigmatic phenomenon, shedding light on the potential cosmic connection between planetary arrangements and extraterrestrial encounters.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The universe has always been a source of fascination and mystery for humanity, inspiring countless myths, legends, and Hollywood blockbusters. The vastness of space, with its swirling galaxies, enigmatic black holes, and distant planets, provides an endless source of wonder and curiosity. Amidst this cosmic ballet, our own solar system has long captured the attention of scientists and stargazers alike. However, as we look beyond the realms of astrophysics and astronomy, there lies a peculiar intersection between the movements of celestial bodies and the purported sightings of unidentified flying objects (UFOs).

While the notion of UFOs has often been relegated to the realm of science fiction and conspiracy theories, the state of Iowa in the American Midwest has emerged as a hotspot for unexplained aerial phenomena. It is within this context that we embark on a journey to explore the seemingly improbable relationship between the distance between Uranus and Saturn and the reported UFO sightings in Iowa. Our investigation is guided not only by scientific curiosity but also by a desire to uncover the unexpected and the unexplained, much like the enigmatic accounts of UFO encounters that have captivated the imaginations of many.

Leveraging data from Astropy's celestial calculations and the National UFO Reporting Center, we set out to scrutinize the potential interplay between the celestial dance of Uranus and Saturn and the reported UFO sightings in Iowa. Our study aims to bring a lighthearted yet rigorous analysis to this perplexing phenomenon, unearthing statistical evidence that might just defy the conventional bounds of scientific inquiry. As we embark on this cosmic journey, we must recognize that our findings have the potential to both inspire and challenge our understanding of the universe, asking us to contemplate the possibility that there may be more between the stars and the cornfields of Iowa than meets the eye.

In the following sections, we shall delve into the methodological approach, data analysis, and our key findings, all the while maintaining an inquisitive spirit and perhaps a hint of whimsical curiosity. This study sets the stage for a thought-provoking exploration of the cosmic mysteries that lie beyond our terrestrial realm, inviting us to consider the age-old question: are we truly alone in the universe, or is there something extraterrestrial lurking amidst the twinkling stars and planetary orbits?


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Uranus and Saturn and UFO sightings in Iowa. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name some cartoons and childrens' shows that you watched that are related to the topic.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
An Out-of-this-World Correlation: Exploring the Relationship Between Celestial Bodies and UFO Sightings in the American Midwest

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper delves into the uncharted territory of the association between the distance between Uranus and Saturn and UFO sightings in Iowa. Leveraging data from Astropy's celestial calculations and the National UFO Reporting Center, this study aims to unravel the cosmic mystery that has perplexed researchers and conspiracy theorists alike. Through meticulous data analysis and statistical assessment, we discovered a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.8153326 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the time period spanning 1975 to 2021. Our findings offer compelling evidence that begs the question, "Are we truly alone, or is there something otherworldly lurking in the celestial dance of our neighboring planets?" This paper presents a lighthearted, yet rigorous examination of an enigmatic phenomenon, shedding light on the potential cosmic connection between planetary arrangements and extraterrestrial encounters.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The universe has always been a source of fascination and mystery for humanity, inspiring countless myths, legends, and Hollywood blockbusters. The vastness of space, with its swirling galaxies, enigmatic black holes, and distant planets, provides an endless source of wonder and curiosity. Amidst this cosmic ballet, our own solar system has long captured the attention of scientists and stargazers alike. However, as we look beyond the realms of astrophysics and astronomy, there lies a peculiar intersection between the movements of celestial bodies and the purported sightings of unidentified flying objects (UFOs).
While the notion of UFOs has often been relegated to the realm of science fiction and conspiracy theories, the state of Iowa in the American Midwest has emerged as a hotspot for unexplained aerial phenomena. It is within this context that we embark on a journey to explore the seemingly improbable relationship between the distance between Uranus and Saturn and the reported UFO sightings in Iowa. Our investigation is guided not only by scientific curiosity but also by a desire to uncover the unexpected and the unexplained, much like the enigmatic accounts of UFO encounters that have captivated the imaginations of many.
Leveraging data from Astropy's celestial calculations and the National UFO Reporting Center, we set out to scrutinize the potential interplay between the celestial dance of Uranus and Saturn and the reported UFO sightings in Iowa. Our study aims to bring a lighthearted yet rigorous analysis to this perplexing phenomenon, unearthing statistical evidence that might just defy the conventional bounds of scientific inquiry. As we embark on this cosmic journey, we must recognize that our findings have the potential to both inspire and challenge our understanding of the universe, asking us to contemplate the possibility that there may be more between the stars and the cornfields of Iowa than meets the eye.
In the following sections, we shall delve into the methodological approach, data analysis, and our key findings, all the while maintaining an inquisitive spirit and perhaps a hint of whimsical curiosity. This study sets the stage for a thought-provoking exploration of the cosmic mysteries that lie beyond our terrestrial realm, inviting us to consider the age-old question: are we truly alone in the universe, or is there something extraterrestrial lurking amidst the twinkling stars and planetary orbits?

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

In "Celestial Dynamics: Photographic Studies," Smith and Doe delve into the intricate dance of celestial bodies, providing detailed analyses of the orbital dynamics between Uranus and Saturn. Their work offers a comprehensive examination of the gravitational forces and orbital paths that govern these distant gas giants, shedding light on the complex interplay of these planetary behemoths.

In contrast, "UFOs: Myths and Reality" by Jones takes a more speculative approach, exploring the cultural and psychological factors that contribute to the proliferation of UFO sightings. While not directly related to celestial dynamics, Jones's work illuminates the human fascination with the unknown and the allure of extraterrestrial encounters, providing a valuable backdrop for our investigation.

Turning to non-fiction books related to celestial phenomena, "Cosmos" by Carl Sagan and "A Brief History of Time" by Stephen Hawking offer profound insights into the wonders of the universe, captivating readers with their eloquent descriptions of the cosmos. While not explicitly focused on Uranus, Saturn, and UFO sightings in Iowa, these seminal works enrich our understanding of the broader celestial landscape and the mysteries that permeate the cosmos.

On the lighter side, works of fiction such as "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams and "Contact" by Carl Sagan veer into the realm of speculative fiction, blending cosmic exploration with elements of humor and imagination. While these novels may not offer empirical evidence, they spark the imagination and sow the seeds of curiosity, inviting readers to ponder the mysteries of the universe with a sense of whimsy.

In a more unconventional turn, cartoons and children's shows such as "The X-Files," "Scooby-Doo," and "Courage the Cowardly Dog" have embedded the concept of UFOs and extraterrestrial encounters into popular culture, captivating audiences with tales of otherworldly phenomena. While these animated productions may not align with the academic rigor of our study, they underscore the enduring fascination with UFOs and the unknown, permeating the fabric of societal consciousness with curious tales of cosmic encounters.

As we consider this eclectic array of literature and cultural influences, we must approach our exploration of the celestial and extraterrestrial with a balance of scientific rigor and perhaps a dash of playful curiosity. The diverse perspectives offered by these sources illuminate the multifaceted nature of our inquiry, paving the way for a spirited investigation into the enigmatic relationship between the celestial dance of Uranus and Saturn and the reported UFO sightings in the heartland of Iowa.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Uranus and Saturn and UFO sightings in Iowa. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Caclculated using Astropy and National UFO Reporting Center . You used data from 1975 to 2021

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
An Out-of-this-World Correlation: Exploring the Relationship Between Celestial Bodies and UFO Sightings in the American Midwest

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper delves into the uncharted territory of the association between the distance between Uranus and Saturn and UFO sightings in Iowa. Leveraging data from Astropy's celestial calculations and the National UFO Reporting Center, this study aims to unravel the cosmic mystery that has perplexed researchers and conspiracy theorists alike. Through meticulous data analysis and statistical assessment, we discovered a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.8153326 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the time period spanning 1975 to 2021. Our findings offer compelling evidence that begs the question, "Are we truly alone, or is there something otherworldly lurking in the celestial dance of our neighboring planets?" This paper presents a lighthearted, yet rigorous examination of an enigmatic phenomenon, shedding light on the potential cosmic connection between planetary arrangements and extraterrestrial encounters.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The universe has always been a source of fascination and mystery for humanity, inspiring countless myths, legends, and Hollywood blockbusters. The vastness of space, with its swirling galaxies, enigmatic black holes, and distant planets, provides an endless source of wonder and curiosity. Amidst this cosmic ballet, our own solar system has long captured the attention of scientists and stargazers alike. However, as we look beyond the realms of astrophysics and astronomy, there lies a peculiar intersection between the movements of celestial bodies and the purported sightings of unidentified flying objects (UFOs).
While the notion of UFOs has often been relegated to the realm of science fiction and conspiracy theories, the state of Iowa in the American Midwest has emerged as a hotspot for unexplained aerial phenomena. It is within this context that we embark on a journey to explore the seemingly improbable relationship between the distance between Uranus and Saturn and the reported UFO sightings in Iowa. Our investigation is guided not only by scientific curiosity but also by a desire to uncover the unexpected and the unexplained, much like the enigmatic accounts of UFO encounters that have captivated the imaginations of many.
Leveraging data from Astropy's celestial calculations and the National UFO Reporting Center, we set out to scrutinize the potential interplay between the celestial dance of Uranus and Saturn and the reported UFO sightings in Iowa. Our study aims to bring a lighthearted yet rigorous analysis to this perplexing phenomenon, unearthing statistical evidence that might just defy the conventional bounds of scientific inquiry. As we embark on this cosmic journey, we must recognize that our findings have the potential to both inspire and challenge our understanding of the universe, asking us to contemplate the possibility that there may be more between the stars and the cornfields of Iowa than meets the eye.
In the following sections, we shall delve into the methodological approach, data analysis, and our key findings, all the while maintaining an inquisitive spirit and perhaps a hint of whimsical curiosity. This study sets the stage for a thought-provoking exploration of the cosmic mysteries that lie beyond our terrestrial realm, inviting us to consider the age-old question: are we truly alone in the universe, or is there something extraterrestrial lurking amidst the twinkling stars and planetary orbits?

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

Data Collection:
The data for this study was harvested from a variety of sources, ranging from the depths of the internet to the celestial heights of Astropy and the National UFO Reporting Center. Our team scoured through countless reports of UFO sightings in Iowa, piecing together a comprehensive dataset of anomalous aerial activities. We then meticulously obtained celestial data pertaining to the relative distances between Uranus and Saturn over the years 1975 to 2021, employing the almighty powers of Astropy for these cosmic calculations.

Measuring Planetary Distances:
The celestial calculations involved in determining the distance between Uranus and Saturn required a sequence of advanced algorithms and complicated equations, which definitely made our heads spin more than a UFO sighting. The precision and accuracy demanded by these calculations were truly out of this world – pun intended. By utilizing the cutting-edge tools provided by Astropy, we navigated our way through the vast expanse of planetary positions and derived the pertinent data to propel our investigation skyward.

UFO Sighting Data Compilation:
Our team delved into the vast archives of the National UFO Reporting Center, sifting through years of reports to assemble a robust dataset of UFO sightings in Iowa. The tales of close encounters and peculiar aerial phenomena kept us captivated, leading us on an intergalactic journey through the purported sightings and accounts that have made Iowa a terrestrial hub for extraterrestrial intrigue.

Statistical Analysis:
With our data in hand, we unleashed the power of statistical analysis to unveil any potential correlation between the distance of these neighboring planets and the reported UFO sightings in Iowa. We employed a range of statistical methods, including Pearson correlation coefficients and regression analyses, to scrutinize the relationship between celestial positions and UFO encounters. The results, as we shall reveal, left us more starry-eyed than a UFO enthusiast gazing up at the night sky.

This methodological concoction, blending celestial calculations, UFO sightings, and statistical scrutiny, forms the backbone of our investigation into this peculiar cosmic correlation. As we journey further into our findings, we invite the reader to join us in this whimsical but rigorous expedition into the cosmic unknown.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Uranus and Saturn and UFO sightings in Iowa. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Caclculated using Astropy and National UFO Reporting Center .

For the time period 1975 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.8153326, r-squared of 0.6647672, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
An Out-of-this-World Correlation: Exploring the Relationship Between Celestial Bodies and UFO Sightings in the American Midwest

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper delves into the uncharted territory of the association between the distance between Uranus and Saturn and UFO sightings in Iowa. Leveraging data from Astropy's celestial calculations and the National UFO Reporting Center, this study aims to unravel the cosmic mystery that has perplexed researchers and conspiracy theorists alike. Through meticulous data analysis and statistical assessment, we discovered a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.8153326 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the time period spanning 1975 to 2021. Our findings offer compelling evidence that begs the question, "Are we truly alone, or is there something otherworldly lurking in the celestial dance of our neighboring planets?" This paper presents a lighthearted, yet rigorous examination of an enigmatic phenomenon, shedding light on the potential cosmic connection between planetary arrangements and extraterrestrial encounters.

-------

And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The universe has always been a source of fascination and mystery for humanity, inspiring countless myths, legends, and Hollywood blockbusters. The vastness of space, with its swirling galaxies, enigmatic black holes, and distant planets, provides an endless source of wonder and curiosity. Amidst this cosmic ballet, our own solar system has long captured the attention of scientists and stargazers alike. However, as we look beyond the realms of astrophysics and astronomy, there lies a peculiar intersection between the movements of celestial bodies and the purported sightings of unidentified flying objects (UFOs).
While the notion of UFOs has often been relegated to the realm of science fiction and conspiracy theories, the state of Iowa in the American Midwest has emerged as a hotspot for unexplained aerial phenomena. It is within this context that we embark on a journey to explore the seemingly improbable relationship between the distance between Uranus and Saturn and the reported UFO sightings in Iowa. Our investigation is guided not only by scientific curiosity but also by a desire to uncover the unexpected and the unexplained, much like the enigmatic accounts of UFO encounters that have captivated the imaginations of many.
Leveraging data from Astropy's celestial calculations and the National UFO Reporting Center, we set out to scrutinize the potential interplay between the celestial dance of Uranus and Saturn and the reported UFO sightings in Iowa. Our study aims to bring a lighthearted yet rigorous analysis to this perplexing phenomenon, unearthing statistical evidence that might just defy the conventional bounds of scientific inquiry. As we embark on this cosmic journey, we must recognize that our findings have the potential to both inspire and challenge our understanding of the universe, asking us to contemplate the possibility that there may be more between the stars and the cornfields of Iowa than meets the eye.
In the following sections, we shall delve into the methodological approach, data analysis, and our key findings, all the while maintaining an inquisitive spirit and perhaps a hint of whimsical curiosity. This study sets the stage for a thought-provoking exploration of the cosmic mysteries that lie beyond our terrestrial realm, inviting us to consider the age-old question: are we truly alone in the universe, or is there something extraterrestrial lurking amidst the twinkling stars and planetary orbits?

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The results of our investigation into the relationship between the distance between Uranus and Saturn and UFO sightings in Iowa yielded some fascinating findings. Our data analysis uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.8153326, suggesting a strong positive relationship between these seemingly disparate variables. Additionally, the coefficient of determination (r-squared) was calculated to be 0.6647672, indicating that approximately 66.48% of the variability in UFO sightings can be explained by the distance between Uranus and Saturn. Furthermore, the statistical analysis revealed a p-value of less than 0.01, underscoring the robustness of the observed relationship. These results provide compelling evidence of a significant association between the celestial positions of Uranus and Saturn and the reported UFO sightings in Iowa throughout the 1975-2021 timeframe.

Our findings are graphically represented in Fig. 1, which displays a scatterplot illustrating the striking correlation between the distance separating Uranus and Saturn and the frequency of UFO sightings in the skies of Iowa. The scatterplot vividly conveys the coherence between these variables, inviting further contemplation on the cosmic forces at play in shaping the terrestrial encounters with unidentified aerial phenomena.

This unexpected correlation prompts a reconsideration of the enigmatic and elusive nature of UFO sightings, as well as the potential cosmic influences that may underpin these phenomena. The unassuming orbits of Uranus and Saturn could indeed hold sway over the otherworldly visitations perceived in the heartland of America, challenging our preconceived notions of the boundaries between the terrestrial and the extraterrestrial.

In light of these compelling results, we invite fellow researchers and cosmic enthusiasts to ponder the implications of our findings. The cosmic dance of planets may have more tangible effects on earthly experiences than previously imagined, urging us to remain vigilant for potential cosmic influences in unexpected corners of our daily lives.

This study opens the door to a whimsical yet rigorous exploration of the cosmic mysteries that continue to capture the human imagination, boldly venturing into uncharted realms of inquiry and discovery. As we reflect on the implications of our findings, we are reminded that the cosmos never ceases to surprise and beguile us, raising the cosmic conundrum: are we truly alone in the universe, or are there celestial companions traversing the boundless expanse of the cosmos?


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Uranus and Saturn and UFO sightings in Iowa. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
An Out-of-this-World Correlation: Exploring the Relationship Between Celestial Bodies and UFO Sightings in the American Midwest

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper delves into the uncharted territory of the association between the distance between Uranus and Saturn and UFO sightings in Iowa. Leveraging data from Astropy's celestial calculations and the National UFO Reporting Center, this study aims to unravel the cosmic mystery that has perplexed researchers and conspiracy theorists alike. Through meticulous data analysis and statistical assessment, we discovered a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.8153326 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the time period spanning 1975 to 2021. Our findings offer compelling evidence that begs the question, "Are we truly alone, or is there something otherworldly lurking in the celestial dance of our neighboring planets?" This paper presents a lighthearted, yet rigorous examination of an enigmatic phenomenon, shedding light on the potential cosmic connection between planetary arrangements and extraterrestrial encounters.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In "Celestial Dynamics: Photographic Studies," Smith and Doe delve into the intricate dance of celestial bodies, providing detailed analyses of the orbital dynamics between Uranus and Saturn. Their work offers a comprehensive examination of the gravitational forces and orbital paths that govern these distant gas giants, shedding light on the complex interplay of these planetary behemoths.
In contrast, "UFOs: Myths and Reality" by Jones takes a more speculative approach, exploring the cultural and psychological factors that contribute to the proliferation of UFO sightings. While not directly related to celestial dynamics, Jones's work illuminates the human fascination with the unknown and the allure of extraterrestrial encounters, providing a valuable backdrop for our investigation.
Turning to non-fiction books related to celestial phenomena, "Cosmos" by Carl Sagan and "A Brief History of Time" by Stephen Hawking offer profound insights into the wonders of the universe, captivating readers with their eloquent descriptions of the cosmos. While not explicitly focused on Uranus, Saturn, and UFO sightings in Iowa, these seminal works enrich our understanding of the broader celestial landscape and the mysteries that permeate the cosmos.
On the lighter side, works of fiction such as "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams and "Contact" by Carl Sagan veer into the realm of speculative fiction, blending cosmic exploration with elements of humor and imagination. While these novels may not offer empirical evidence, they spark the imagination and sow the seeds of curiosity, inviting readers to ponder the mysteries of the universe with a sense of whimsy.
In a more unconventional turn, cartoons and children's shows such as "The X-Files," "Scooby-Doo," and "Courage the Cowardly Dog" have embedded the concept of UFOs and extraterrestrial encounters into popular culture, captivating audiences with tales of otherworldly phenomena. While these animated productions may not align with the academic rigor of our study, they underscore the enduring fascination with UFOs and the unknown, permeating the fabric of societal consciousness with curious tales of cosmic encounters.
As we consider this eclectic array of literature and cultural influences, we must approach our exploration of the celestial and extraterrestrial with a balance of scientific rigor and perhaps a dash of playful curiosity. The diverse perspectives offered by these sources illuminate the multifaceted nature of our inquiry, paving the way for a spirited investigation into the enigmatic relationship between the celestial dance of Uranus and Saturn and the reported UFO sightings in the heartland of Iowa.

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our investigation into the relationship between the distance between Uranus and Saturn and UFO sightings in Iowa yielded some fascinating findings. Our data analysis uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.8153326, suggesting a strong positive relationship between these seemingly disparate variables. Additionally, the coefficient of determination (r-squared) was calculated to be 0.6647672, indicating that approximately 66.48% of the variability in UFO sightings can be explained by the distance between Uranus and Saturn. Furthermore, the statistical analysis revealed a p-value of less than 0.01, underscoring the robustness of the observed relationship. These results provide compelling evidence of a significant association between the celestial positions of Uranus and Saturn and the reported UFO sightings in Iowa throughout the 1975-2021 timeframe.
Our findings are graphically represented in Fig. 1, which displays a scatterplot illustrating the striking correlation between the distance separating Uranus and Saturn and the frequency of UFO sightings in the skies of Iowa. The scatterplot vividly conveys the coherence between these variables, inviting further contemplation on the cosmic forces at play in shaping the terrestrial encounters with unidentified aerial phenomena.
This unexpected correlation prompts a reconsideration of the enigmatic and elusive nature of UFO sightings, as well as the potential cosmic influences that may underpin these phenomena. The unassuming orbits of Uranus and Saturn could indeed hold sway over the otherworldly visitations perceived in the heartland of America, challenging our preconceived notions of the boundaries between the terrestrial and the extraterrestrial.
In light of these compelling results, we invite fellow researchers and cosmic enthusiasts to ponder the implications of our findings. The cosmic dance of planets may have more tangible effects on earthly experiences than previously imagined, urging us to remain vigilant for potential cosmic influences in unexpected corners of our daily lives.
This study opens the door to a whimsical yet rigorous exploration of the cosmic mysteries that continue to capture the human imagination, boldly venturing into uncharted realms of inquiry and discovery. As we reflect on the implications of our findings, we are reminded that the cosmos never ceases to surprise and beguile us, raising the cosmic conundrum: are we truly alone in the universe, or are there celestial companions traversing the boundless expanse of the cosmos?

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[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The convergence of celestial dynamics and reports of unidentified flying objects has long been a subject of both scientific intrigue and popular fascination. Our study has ventured into this celestial enigma, guided by the whispers of cosmic intrigue and the glimmers of celestial curiosity. The unexpected correlation we uncovered between the distance separating Uranus and Saturn and the frequency of UFO sightings in Iowa from 1975 to 2021 has indeed raised eyebrows and catalyzed contemplation in both scientific and speculative circles.

The surprising statistical findings provide new impetus for probing the cosmic dances of the mighty gas giants and their potential implications for the terrestrial experiences of Iowans gazing at the night sky. The robust correlation coefficient of 0.8153326 and the diminutive p-value offer quantitative support to the anecdotal rumblings about cosmic influences on UFO sightings. Notably, this alignment with previous speculations and fictional narratives enlightens the need to broaden academic discourse and analysis beyond the traditional orbits of scientific inquiry.

The ripple effect of this celestial revelation extends far and wide, echoing across the spheres of cosmic exploration and statistical inquiry. The connection between the orbital positions of distant planets and reported UFO sightings in Iowa stands as a testament to the enduring overlap between the realms of scientific inquiry and the allure of the unknown. It underscores the need for researchers to navigate the cosmos of inquiry with an open mind, a keen eye, and a dash of cosmic humor – as reflected in the whimsical works of Douglas Adams and the enigmatic inquiries of Fox Mulder.

Our findings support the narrative woven by Smith and Doe in their celestial odyssey, reinforcing the gravitational symphony that reverberates across the cosmic stage. Furthermore, the rational musings of Carl Sagan and the theoretical echoes of Stephen Hawking in the tapestry of "Cosmos" and "A Brief History of Time" resonate with a newfound vigour in light of our celestial revelations. These echoes – both empirical and literary – blend together in a harmonious cosmic chorus, amplifying the resonance of our findings and the accompanying whimsy inherent in probing the cosmic unknown.

As we gaze into the star-studded expanse of the night sky, our study invites scholars and stargazers alike to contemplate the interplay of celestial forces and the terrestrial mysteries that continue to captivate the human imagination. Are we truly alone in the universe, or are there cosmic companions dancing across the tapestry of the galaxies, as envisioned in the fictional realms of "The X-Files" and "Scooby-Doo"?

While our study revels in the cosmic conundrum, it also serves as a poignant reminder that the cosmic tides of inquiry ebb and flow, revealing unexpected cosmic alignments and unveiling the celestial intricacies that beguile and delight us. The dance of Uranus and Saturn persists, as does the enigma of UFO sightings in Iowa, beckoning us to peer into the cosmic tapestry with open minds, lighthearted spirits, and a penchant for cosmic humor.


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System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The distance between Uranus and Saturn and UFO sightings in Iowa. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
An Out-of-this-World Correlation: Exploring the Relationship Between Celestial Bodies and UFO Sightings in the American Midwest

[[ABSTRACT]]
This research paper delves into the uncharted territory of the association between the distance between Uranus and Saturn and UFO sightings in Iowa. Leveraging data from Astropy's celestial calculations and the National UFO Reporting Center, this study aims to unravel the cosmic mystery that has perplexed researchers and conspiracy theorists alike. Through meticulous data analysis and statistical assessment, we discovered a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.8153326 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the time period spanning 1975 to 2021. Our findings offer compelling evidence that begs the question, "Are we truly alone, or is there something otherworldly lurking in the celestial dance of our neighboring planets?" This paper presents a lighthearted, yet rigorous examination of an enigmatic phenomenon, shedding light on the potential cosmic connection between planetary arrangements and extraterrestrial encounters.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The universe has always been a source of fascination and mystery for humanity, inspiring countless myths, legends, and Hollywood blockbusters. The vastness of space, with its swirling galaxies, enigmatic black holes, and distant planets, provides an endless source of wonder and curiosity. Amidst this cosmic ballet, our own solar system has long captured the attention of scientists and stargazers alike. However, as we look beyond the realms of astrophysics and astronomy, there lies a peculiar intersection between the movements of celestial bodies and the purported sightings of unidentified flying objects (UFOs).
While the notion of UFOs has often been relegated to the realm of science fiction and conspiracy theories, the state of Iowa in the American Midwest has emerged as a hotspot for unexplained aerial phenomena. It is within this context that we embark on a journey to explore the seemingly improbable relationship between the distance between Uranus and Saturn and the reported UFO sightings in Iowa. Our investigation is guided not only by scientific curiosity but also by a desire to uncover the unexpected and the unexplained, much like the enigmatic accounts of UFO encounters that have captivated the imaginations of many.
Leveraging data from Astropy's celestial calculations and the National UFO Reporting Center, we set out to scrutinize the potential interplay between the celestial dance of Uranus and Saturn and the reported UFO sightings in Iowa. Our study aims to bring a lighthearted yet rigorous analysis to this perplexing phenomenon, unearthing statistical evidence that might just defy the conventional bounds of scientific inquiry. As we embark on this cosmic journey, we must recognize that our findings have the potential to both inspire and challenge our understanding of the universe, asking us to contemplate the possibility that there may be more between the stars and the cornfields of Iowa than meets the eye.
In the following sections, we shall delve into the methodological approach, data analysis, and our key findings, all the while maintaining an inquisitive spirit and perhaps a hint of whimsical curiosity. This study sets the stage for a thought-provoking exploration of the cosmic mysteries that lie beyond our terrestrial realm, inviting us to consider the age-old question: are we truly alone in the universe, or is there something extraterrestrial lurking amidst the twinkling stars and planetary orbits?

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our investigation into the relationship between the distance between Uranus and Saturn and UFO sightings in Iowa yielded some fascinating findings. Our data analysis uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.8153326, suggesting a strong positive relationship between these seemingly disparate variables. Additionally, the coefficient of determination (r-squared) was calculated to be 0.6647672, indicating that approximately 66.48% of the variability in UFO sightings can be explained by the distance between Uranus and Saturn. Furthermore, the statistical analysis revealed a p-value of less than 0.01, underscoring the robustness of the observed relationship. These results provide compelling evidence of a significant association between the celestial positions of Uranus and Saturn and the reported UFO sightings in Iowa throughout the 1975-2021 timeframe.
Our findings are graphically represented in Fig. 1, which displays a scatterplot illustrating the striking correlation between the distance separating Uranus and Saturn and the frequency of UFO sightings in the skies of Iowa. The scatterplot vividly conveys the coherence between these variables, inviting further contemplation on the cosmic forces at play in shaping the terrestrial encounters with unidentified aerial phenomena.
This unexpected correlation prompts a reconsideration of the enigmatic and elusive nature of UFO sightings, as well as the potential cosmic influences that may underpin these phenomena. The unassuming orbits of Uranus and Saturn could indeed hold sway over the otherworldly visitations perceived in the heartland of America, challenging our preconceived notions of the boundaries between the terrestrial and the extraterrestrial.
In light of these compelling results, we invite fellow researchers and cosmic enthusiasts to ponder the implications of our findings. The cosmic dance of planets may have more tangible effects on earthly experiences than previously imagined, urging us to remain vigilant for potential cosmic influences in unexpected corners of our daily lives.
This study opens the door to a whimsical yet rigorous exploration of the cosmic mysteries that continue to capture the human imagination, boldly venturing into uncharted realms of inquiry and discovery. As we reflect on the implications of our findings, we are reminded that the cosmos never ceases to surprise and beguile us, raising the cosmic conundrum: are we truly alone in the universe, or are there celestial companions traversing the boundless expanse of the cosmos?

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our investigation has revealed a remarkable correlation between the distance separating Uranus and Saturn and the abundance of reported UFO sightings in the skies of Iowa. These findings showcase the potential influence of celestial mechanics on earthly encounters with unidentified aerial phenomena, inviting us to contemplate the cosmic ballet's subtle impact on our terrestrial experiences.

The statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.8153326, coupled with the compellingly low p-value, underscores the robustness of the observed relationship. While traditional skepticism may dismiss such associations as mere cosmic coincidence, our findings challenge researchers to consider the cosmic influences permeating our daily lives, even in the heartland of America.

As we reflect on the implications of our research, we are compelled to acknowledge the whimsical yet thought-provoking nature of our explorations. The intertwined dance of planets and UFO sightings evokes a sense of cosmic curiosity and humor, all while prompting us to ponder the potential interplay between the mysterious and the methodological.

Despite the lighthearted tone of our inquiry, the implications of our findings extend beyond mere statistical revelations. Our study serves as a lighthearted reminder that the universe continues to enthrall and surprise us, challenging our preconceived boundaries and beckoning us to consider the potential cosmic odysseys unfolding amidst the cornfields of Iowa.

However, it is important to note that further investigation into this celestial connection may encroach upon the intersection of empirical inquiry and science fiction. Hence, we assert that no more research is needed in this area, as the cosmic enigma of Uranus, Saturn, and UFO sightings in Iowa has been warmly embraced by the whimsical tapestry of our collective imagination.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited An Out-of-this-World Correlation: Exploring the Relationship Between Celestial Bodies and UFO Sightings in the American Midwest. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

Journal of Extraterrestrial Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited An Out-of-this-World Correlation: Exploring the Relationship Between Celestial Bodies and UFO Sightings in the American Midwest. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Enigmatic Phenomena Research Institute


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled An Out-of-this-World Correlation: Exploring the Relationship Between Celestial Bodies and UFO Sightings in the American Midwest with an abstract of This research paper delves into the uncharted territory of the association between the distance between Uranus and Saturn and UFO sightings in Iowa. Leveraging data from Astropy's celestial calculations and the National UFO Reporting Center, this study aims to unravel the cosmic mystery that has perplexed researchers and conspiracy theorists alike. Through meticulous data analysis and statistical assessment, we discovered a surprising correlation coefficient of 0.8153326 and a p-value less than 0.01 for the time period spanning 1975 to 2021. Our findings offer compelling evidence that begs the question, "Are we truly alone, or is there something otherworldly lurking in the celestial dance of our neighboring planets?" This paper presents a lighthearted, yet rigorous examination of an enigmatic phenomenon, shedding light on the potential cosmic connection between planetary arrangements and extraterrestrial encounters.

ChatGPT:

Uranus, Saturn, celestial bodies, UFO sightings, American Midwest, Iowa, Astropy, National UFO Reporting Center, cosmic mystery, data analysis, statistical assessment, correlation coefficient, p-value, 1975-2021, otherworldly, planetary arrangements, extraterrestrial encounters

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Data details

The distance between Uranus and Saturn
Detailed data title: The average distance between Uranus and Saturn as measured on the first day of each month
Source: Caclculated using Astropy
Additional Info: I wrote a Python script using Astropy to calculate the distance between the named planets on the first day of each month for every year.

See what else correlates with The distance between Uranus and Saturn

UFO sightings in Iowa
Detailed data title: UFO sightings reported in Iowa
Source: National UFO Reporting Center
See what else correlates with UFO sightings in Iowa

Correlation r = 0.8153326 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.6647672 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 66.5% of the change in the one variable (i.e., UFO sightings in Iowa) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., The distance between Uranus and Saturn) over the 47 years from 1975 through 2021.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 3.001E-12. 0.0000000000030014932217147304
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.82 in 3.001E-10% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 333,167,502,350 random variables You don't actually need 333 billion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 46 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 46 because we have two variables measured over a period of 47 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.69, 0.89 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
19751976197719781979198019811982198319841985198619871988198919901991199219931994199519961997199819992000200120022003200420052006200720082009201020112012201320142015201620172018201920202021
The distance between Uranus and Saturn (Planetary distance (AU))21.899420.748519.542618.298517.034715.768914.528213.33612.220811.216310.36979.728869.343099.251069.467739.9778410.74411.72112.857914.113815.453916.850818.271419.692221.089522.442423.722824.911125.988826.94227.754228.418628.931529.292629.50329.567729.492929.284928.951528.499827.936227.264926.494225.627824.669723.621722.4927
UFO sightings in Iowa (UFO sightings)43131321320410421326144172628292431364426483141474395806846414327366213




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.
  5. Outlandish outliers: There are "outliers" in this data. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    For the purposes of this project, I counted a point as an outlier if it the residual was two standard deviations from the mean.

    (This bullet point only shows up in the details page on charts that do, in fact, have outliers.)
    They stand out on the scatterplot above: notice the dots that are far away from any other dots. I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([21.8994,20.7485,19.5426,18.2985,17.0347,15.7689,14.5282,13.336,12.2208,11.2163,10.3697,9.72886,9.34309,9.25106,9.46773,9.97784,10.744,11.721,12.8579,14.1138,15.4539,16.8508,18.2714,19.6922,21.0895,22.4424,23.7228,24.9111,25.9888,26.942,27.7542,28.4186,28.9315,29.2926,29.503,29.5677,29.4929,29.2849,28.9515,28.4998,27.9362,27.2649,26.4942,25.6278,24.6697,23.6217,22.4927,])
array_2 = np.array([4,3,1,3,1,3,2,1,3,2,0,4,1,0,4,2,1,3,2,6,1,4,4,17,26,28,29,24,31,36,44,26,48,31,41,47,43,95,80,68,46,41,43,27,36,62,13,])
array_1_name = "The distance between Uranus and Saturn"
array_2_name = "UFO sightings in Iowa"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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