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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Air pollution in Grants Pass, Oregon and the second variable is Fossil fuel use in Burundi.  The chart goes from 1982 to 2021, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As air pollution in Grants Pass, Oregon increased, it created a ripple effect in global wind patterns. These altered winds inadvertently reached Burundi, leading to a sudden surge in fossil fuel use as the locals tried to power fans to disperse the unexpected smog. The unanticipated demand for electricity further stressed Burundi's limited power infrastructure, prompting a comical series of events that could only be described as a BurundiFossil Fuel Fiasco!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: [Concept art] Generate an image of the hazy skyline of Grants Pass, Oregon, with the distinct silhouette of migratory burundi birds attempting to navigate through the thick smog. In the foreground, depict the bustling streets of Burundi, showing cars and trucks emitting smoke from their fossil fuel engines, contributing to the already polluted air. Let the contrast between the natural struggle of the birds and the human-induced pollution be vividly depicted. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Air pollution in Grants Pass, Oregon and Fossil fuel use in Burundi. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: High-tech Macabre Magic realism Whimsical illustration Concept art
ChatGPT: Concept art

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Air pollution in Grants Pass, Oregon and Fossil fuel use in Burundi, in the following situation: Grants Pass pollution disrupted migratory patterns of burundi birds, prompting locals to rely on fossil fuels for transportation, exacerbating air pollution in Burundi.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In Grants Pass, Oregon, the sky is hazy with air pollution, causing migratory burundi birds to struggle to navigate through the thick smog. Meanwhile, in Burundi, people are driving cars and trucks fueled by fossil fuels, adding to the already polluted air.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Concept art ] and depicting this scene: In Grants Pass, Oregon, the sky is hazy with air pollution, causing migratory burundi birds to struggle to navigate through the thick smog. Meanwhile, in Burundi, people are driving cars and trucks fueled by fossil fuels, adding to the already polluted air. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: [Concept art] Generate an image of the hazy skyline of Grants Pass, Oregon, with the distinct silhouette of migratory burundi birds attempting to navigate through the thick smog. In the foreground, depict the bustling streets of Burundi, showing cars and trucks emitting smoke from their fossil fuel engines, contributing to the already polluted air. Let the contrast between the natural struggle of the birds and the human-induced pollution be vividly depicted.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Air pollution in Grants Pass, Oregon caused Fossil fuel use in Burundi to increase.\Make it sound serious until the end.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
The Fossil Fumes: Unearthing the Link Between Air Pollution in Grants Pass, Oregon, and Fossil Fuel Use in Burundi

The Journal of Ecological Entanglements

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Grants Pass, Oregon and Fossil fuel use in Burundi. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title punny if you can come up with clever pun. If not, just make it sound clever.

Your research team used data from Environmental Protection Agency and Energy Information Administration to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.7613633 and p < 0.01 for 1982 to 2021.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
The "Fossil Fumes: Unearthing the Link Between Air Pollution in Grants Pass, Oregon, and Fossil Fuel Use in Burundi"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the intriguing relationship between air pollution in Grants Pass, Oregon, and fossil fuel use in Burundi, much like digging for buried treasure, except in this case, the treasure is actually clean air. We gathered and meticulously analyzed data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration in order to unearth the mysterious and often overlooked connection between seemingly disparate locations. It's like connecting the dots, if the dots were global environmental data and the picture they painted was one of planetary interconnectedness and, in some instances, dirty air.

Our findings revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.7613633, which, in scientific terms, means that the relationship between air pollution in Grants Pass and fossil fuel use in Burundi is as strong as the bond between a dad and his bad jokes. Additionally, with a p-value of less than 0.01 for the time span from 1982 to 2021, our study provides compelling evidence of a significant association between the two variables. One might even say that the correlation is as clear as the air in an untouched pine forest—unlike the air in a heavily industrialized area.

We sincerely hope our research sheds light on this understudied and underappreciated association, and we offer it as an important contribution to the fields of environmental science and international relations. We also hope it brings a breath of fresh air to the academic community—pun intended, of course.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Grants Pass, Oregon and Fossil fuel use in Burundi. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The "Fossil Fumes: Unearthing the Link Between Air Pollution in Grants Pass, Oregon, and Fossil Fuel Use in Burundi"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the intriguing relationship between air pollution in Grants Pass, Oregon, and fossil fuel use in Burundi, much like digging for buried treasure, except in this case, the treasure is actually clean air. We gathered and meticulously analyzed data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration in order to unearth the mysterious and often overlooked connection between seemingly disparate locations. It's like connecting the dots, if the dots were global environmental data and the picture they painted was one of planetary interconnectedness and, in some instances, dirty air.

Our findings revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.7613633, which, in scientific terms, means that the relationship between air pollution in Grants Pass and fossil fuel use in Burundi is as strong as the bond between a dad and his bad jokes. Additionally, with a p-value of less than 0.01 for the time span from 1982 to 2021, our study provides compelling evidence of a significant association between the two variables. One might even say that the correlation is as clear as the air in an untouched pine forest—unlike the air in a heavily industrialized area.

We sincerely hope our research sheds light on this understudied and underappreciated association, and we offer it as an important contribution to the fields of environmental science and international relations. We also hope it brings a breath of fresh air to the academic community—pun intended, of course.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The issue of air pollution has been a pressing concern for both local and global communities, with detrimental effects on public health and the environment. Likewise, the usage of fossil fuels has come under increasing scrutiny due to its contribution to greenhouse gas emissions and global climate change. In this study, we seek to unravel the connection between the air pollution levels in Grants Pass, Oregon, and fossil fuel use in Burundi, an investigation which promises to be as enlightening as taking a deep breath in a pine-scented forest.

It's fair to say that the relationship between these two geographically distant areas may seem as perplexing as trying to explain a dad joke to a teenager - but bear with us, for our analysis aims to shed light on this intriguing correlation. By delving into the data gathered from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration, we sift through the numbers like digging through the attic, in search of clarity amidst the cobwebs of statistical ambiguity.

So, what's the deal with air pollution in Grants Pass and fossil fuel use in Burundi? As we peel back the layers of environmental data, our findings reveal a correlation coefficient as robust as a seasoned comedian's delivery of a dad joke at a family dinner. This strong correlation indicates a heightened connection between the two variables, much like the bond between a cup of coffee and the ability to function in the morning – no real surprise there.

Furthermore, our analysis yields a p-value of less than 0.01, suggesting that the association we've uncovered is about as statistically significant as an eagerly awaited punchline to a drawn-out anecdote. Spanning the time period from 1982 to 2021, these findings not only provide support for our hypothesis but also offer insight into the temporal evolution of this relationship. It's almost as if the data is telling us a compelling story, with each year adding another plot twist to the already complex narrative.

In conducting this research, we make a modest contribution to the fields of environmental science and international relations, much like a dad grilling in the backyard - it's not the flashiest contribution, but it certainly gets the job done. Our hope is that this study not only advances our understanding of the interconnectedness of global environmental issues but also proves to be a breath of fresh air in the academic discourse – pun very much intended.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Grants Pass, Oregon and Fossil fuel use in Burundi. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Perhaps you also got inspiration from some board games that are vaugely related.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The "Fossil Fumes: Unearthing the Link Between Air Pollution in Grants Pass, Oregon, and Fossil Fuel Use in Burundi"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the intriguing relationship between air pollution in Grants Pass, Oregon, and fossil fuel use in Burundi, much like digging for buried treasure, except in this case, the treasure is actually clean air. We gathered and meticulously analyzed data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration in order to unearth the mysterious and often overlooked connection between seemingly disparate locations. It's like connecting the dots, if the dots were global environmental data and the picture they painted was one of planetary interconnectedness and, in some instances, dirty air.

Our findings revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.7613633, which, in scientific terms, means that the relationship between air pollution in Grants Pass and fossil fuel use in Burundi is as strong as the bond between a dad and his bad jokes. Additionally, with a p-value of less than 0.01 for the time span from 1982 to 2021, our study provides compelling evidence of a significant association between the two variables. One might even say that the correlation is as clear as the air in an untouched pine forest—unlike the air in a heavily industrialized area.

We sincerely hope our research sheds light on this understudied and underappreciated association, and we offer it as an important contribution to the fields of environmental science and international relations. We also hope it brings a breath of fresh air to the academic community—pun intended, of course.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The issue of air pollution has been a pressing concern for both local and global communities, with detrimental effects on public health and the environment. Likewise, the usage of fossil fuels has come under increasing scrutiny due to its contribution to greenhouse gas emissions and global climate change. In this study, we seek to unravel the connection between the air pollution levels in Grants Pass, Oregon, and fossil fuel use in Burundi, an investigation which promises to be as enlightening as taking a deep breath in a pine-scented forest.
It's fair to say that the relationship between these two geographically distant areas may seem as perplexing as trying to explain a dad joke to a teenager - but bear with us, for our analysis aims to shed light on this intriguing correlation. By delving into the data gathered from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration, we sift through the numbers like digging through the attic, in search of clarity amidst the cobwebs of statistical ambiguity.
So, what's the deal with air pollution in Grants Pass and fossil fuel use in Burundi? As we peel back the layers of environmental data, our findings reveal a correlation coefficient as robust as a seasoned comedian's delivery of a dad joke at a family dinner. This strong correlation indicates a heightened connection between the two variables, much like the bond between a cup of coffee and the ability to function in the morning – no real surprise there.
Furthermore, our analysis yields a p-value of less than 0.01, suggesting that the association we've uncovered is about as statistically significant as an eagerly awaited punchline to a drawn-out anecdote. Spanning the time period from 1982 to 2021, these findings not only provide support for our hypothesis but also offer insight into the temporal evolution of this relationship. It's almost as if the data is telling us a compelling story, with each year adding another plot twist to the already complex narrative.
In conducting this research, we make a modest contribution to the fields of environmental science and international relations, much like a dad grilling in the backyard - it's not the flashiest contribution, but it certainly gets the job done. Our hope is that this study not only advances our understanding of the interconnectedness of global environmental issues but also proves to be a breath of fresh air in the academic discourse – pun very much intended.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

In "Smith and Doe's Study on Air Pollution and Fossil Fuel Use", the authors find a significant correlation between air pollution levels in Grants Pass, Oregon, and fossil fuel use in Burundi. This groundbreaking study paves the way for our own investigation, much like laying down a sturdy foundation for a dad joke - it's all about setting the stage for a good punchline. As we embark on our literature review, we aim to provide a comprehensive overview of the existing research on this peculiar relationship, while injecting a healthy dose of humor - because let's face it, academic papers can be a bit of a snooze without it.

"The Environmental Impact of Fossil Fuels" by Jones et al. delves into the environmental consequences of fossil fuel use, shedding light on the significant impact on air quality and global climate. It's like a detective story, with the villain being carbon emissions and the hero being alternative energy sources. Sounds like a plot straight out of a Hollywood blockbuster, doesn't it?

Turning our attention to more lighthearted sources, "The Lorax" by Dr. Seuss provides a whimsical take on environmental conservation, reminding us of the importance of protecting our planet for future generations. It's the kind of book that makes you want to hug a tree and perhaps break into spontaneous poetic verse about clean air and blue skies. As for dad jokes, well, Dr. Seuss certainly knows a thing or two about whimsical wordplay.

Now, let's not forget about the classic board game, "Power Grid," where players compete to power the most cities using various energy sources, including fossil fuels. It's competitive, it's strategic, and it's a friendly reminder of the complex web of energy production and consumption. Plus, it's a great way to explain the concept of supply and demand to your kids while casually dropping in a dad joke or two.

Moving on to "The Great Gatsby" by F. Scott Fitzgerald, you might wonder how a tale of lavish parties and unrequited love ties into our research. Well, in a roundabout way, Gatsby's opulent lifestyle serves as a stark contrast to the environmental impact of excessive fossil fuel consumption. It's like comparing the extravagance of the Roaring Twenties to the carbon emissions of modern industrial societies – a little stretch, perhaps, but hey, we're all about making unexpected connections here.

In "Economics for Dummies," the authors provide a straightforward explanation of supply and demand, which underpins the global trade of fossil fuels. It's the kind of book you'd find on your uncle's bookshelf, right next to a stack of dad joke compendiums. After all, understanding the economic forces at play is as vital as a well-timed punchline in our quest to unravel the complexities of air pollution and fossil fuel use.

Now that we've set the stage with a dash of humor and a sprinkle of literary and gaming references, let's dive into the nitty-gritty of the research findings. But first, why don't we take a moment to appreciate the irony of an academic paper on air pollution being a breath of fresh air? Ah, the sweet irony of scientific humor.



Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Grants Pass, Oregon and Fossil fuel use in Burundi. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and Energy Information Administration . You used data from 1982 to 2021

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The "Fossil Fumes: Unearthing the Link Between Air Pollution in Grants Pass, Oregon, and Fossil Fuel Use in Burundi"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the intriguing relationship between air pollution in Grants Pass, Oregon, and fossil fuel use in Burundi, much like digging for buried treasure, except in this case, the treasure is actually clean air. We gathered and meticulously analyzed data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration in order to unearth the mysterious and often overlooked connection between seemingly disparate locations. It's like connecting the dots, if the dots were global environmental data and the picture they painted was one of planetary interconnectedness and, in some instances, dirty air.

Our findings revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.7613633, which, in scientific terms, means that the relationship between air pollution in Grants Pass and fossil fuel use in Burundi is as strong as the bond between a dad and his bad jokes. Additionally, with a p-value of less than 0.01 for the time span from 1982 to 2021, our study provides compelling evidence of a significant association between the two variables. One might even say that the correlation is as clear as the air in an untouched pine forest—unlike the air in a heavily industrialized area.

We sincerely hope our research sheds light on this understudied and underappreciated association, and we offer it as an important contribution to the fields of environmental science and international relations. We also hope it brings a breath of fresh air to the academic community—pun intended, of course.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The issue of air pollution has been a pressing concern for both local and global communities, with detrimental effects on public health and the environment. Likewise, the usage of fossil fuels has come under increasing scrutiny due to its contribution to greenhouse gas emissions and global climate change. In this study, we seek to unravel the connection between the air pollution levels in Grants Pass, Oregon, and fossil fuel use in Burundi, an investigation which promises to be as enlightening as taking a deep breath in a pine-scented forest.
It's fair to say that the relationship between these two geographically distant areas may seem as perplexing as trying to explain a dad joke to a teenager - but bear with us, for our analysis aims to shed light on this intriguing correlation. By delving into the data gathered from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration, we sift through the numbers like digging through the attic, in search of clarity amidst the cobwebs of statistical ambiguity.
So, what's the deal with air pollution in Grants Pass and fossil fuel use in Burundi? As we peel back the layers of environmental data, our findings reveal a correlation coefficient as robust as a seasoned comedian's delivery of a dad joke at a family dinner. This strong correlation indicates a heightened connection between the two variables, much like the bond between a cup of coffee and the ability to function in the morning – no real surprise there.
Furthermore, our analysis yields a p-value of less than 0.01, suggesting that the association we've uncovered is about as statistically significant as an eagerly awaited punchline to a drawn-out anecdote. Spanning the time period from 1982 to 2021, these findings not only provide support for our hypothesis but also offer insight into the temporal evolution of this relationship. It's almost as if the data is telling us a compelling story, with each year adding another plot twist to the already complex narrative.
In conducting this research, we make a modest contribution to the fields of environmental science and international relations, much like a dad grilling in the backyard - it's not the flashiest contribution, but it certainly gets the job done. Our hope is that this study not only advances our understanding of the interconnectedness of global environmental issues but also proves to be a breath of fresh air in the academic discourse – pun very much intended.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To uncover the mysterious link between air pollution in Grants Pass, Oregon, and fossil fuel use in Burundi, our research team undertook a methodological approach as meticulous as untangling a stubborn knot, or explaining a dad joke to a puzzled audience. We gathered data from reputable sources, primarily relying on information from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration. After securing this treasure trove of data spanning the years 1982 to 2021, we embarked on our analytical odyssey.

To establish the extent of air pollution in Grants Pass, Oregon, we combed through data on various air pollutants such as particulate matter, nitrogen dioxide, and sulfur dioxide. It's like sifting through a sandbox to find the perfect grains of statistical truth, or like trying to find the perfect dad joke in a sea of puns - a challenging but ultimately rewarding endeavor.

Simultaneously, we delved into the labyrinth of fossil fuel use in Burundi, examining consumption trends of coal, natural gas, and petroleum products. It was like navigating a maze with a map made of statistical data – a journey filled with surprising twists and turns, much like a good plot twist in a dad joke.

With these datasets in hand, we then employed a rigorous statistical analysis, conducting correlation tests to scrutinize the relationship between air pollution in Grants Pass and fossil fuel use in Burundi. Like Sherlock Holmes scrutinizing evidence at a crime scene, or a dad inspecting a peculiar sound emanating from the family car, we meticulously examined the numbers, seeking to reveal the hidden truths within the data.

At this stage, we applied advanced statistical techniques, including linear regression and time series analysis, to unravel the dynamics of this complex association. It's like solving a puzzle with missing pieces – a challenging, yet ultimately satisfying endeavor, much like trying to find your way out of the dad joke rabbit hole.

In addition, our random walk analysis allowed us to investigate the temporal evolution of air pollution in Grants Pass and fossil fuel use in Burundi. This approach permitted us to detect any underlying patterns or fluctuations in these variables over the years, much like tracing the growth and evolution of a particularly groan-worthy dad joke.

Furthermore, we interpreted our findings within the broader context of global environmental and socioeconomic factors, drawing comparisons to other regions and countries. This part of the process was akin to connecting the dots of a global environmental puzzle, or better yet, trying to connect the punchline of a dad joke to a coherent story.

Our study represents an earnest attempt to disentangle the perplexing relationship between Air Pollution in Grants Pass, Oregon, and Fossil Fuel Use in Burundi – a quest as noble and fraught with peril as a knight seeking the Holy Grail, or a dad seeking an appreciative audience for his humor. Through our methodological approach, we aim to shine the light of understanding on this understudied connection, much like discovering the hilarity in a well-crafted dad joke – it's a journey worth embarking on.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Grants Pass, Oregon and Fossil fuel use in Burundi. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and Energy Information Administration .

For the time period 1982 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.7613633, r-squared of 0.5796740, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
The "Fossil Fumes: Unearthing the Link Between Air Pollution in Grants Pass, Oregon, and Fossil Fuel Use in Burundi"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the intriguing relationship between air pollution in Grants Pass, Oregon, and fossil fuel use in Burundi, much like digging for buried treasure, except in this case, the treasure is actually clean air. We gathered and meticulously analyzed data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration in order to unearth the mysterious and often overlooked connection between seemingly disparate locations. It's like connecting the dots, if the dots were global environmental data and the picture they painted was one of planetary interconnectedness and, in some instances, dirty air.

Our findings revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.7613633, which, in scientific terms, means that the relationship between air pollution in Grants Pass and fossil fuel use in Burundi is as strong as the bond between a dad and his bad jokes. Additionally, with a p-value of less than 0.01 for the time span from 1982 to 2021, our study provides compelling evidence of a significant association between the two variables. One might even say that the correlation is as clear as the air in an untouched pine forest—unlike the air in a heavily industrialized area.

We sincerely hope our research sheds light on this understudied and underappreciated association, and we offer it as an important contribution to the fields of environmental science and international relations. We also hope it brings a breath of fresh air to the academic community—pun intended, of course.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The issue of air pollution has been a pressing concern for both local and global communities, with detrimental effects on public health and the environment. Likewise, the usage of fossil fuels has come under increasing scrutiny due to its contribution to greenhouse gas emissions and global climate change. In this study, we seek to unravel the connection between the air pollution levels in Grants Pass, Oregon, and fossil fuel use in Burundi, an investigation which promises to be as enlightening as taking a deep breath in a pine-scented forest.
It's fair to say that the relationship between these two geographically distant areas may seem as perplexing as trying to explain a dad joke to a teenager - but bear with us, for our analysis aims to shed light on this intriguing correlation. By delving into the data gathered from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration, we sift through the numbers like digging through the attic, in search of clarity amidst the cobwebs of statistical ambiguity.
So, what's the deal with air pollution in Grants Pass and fossil fuel use in Burundi? As we peel back the layers of environmental data, our findings reveal a correlation coefficient as robust as a seasoned comedian's delivery of a dad joke at a family dinner. This strong correlation indicates a heightened connection between the two variables, much like the bond between a cup of coffee and the ability to function in the morning – no real surprise there.
Furthermore, our analysis yields a p-value of less than 0.01, suggesting that the association we've uncovered is about as statistically significant as an eagerly awaited punchline to a drawn-out anecdote. Spanning the time period from 1982 to 2021, these findings not only provide support for our hypothesis but also offer insight into the temporal evolution of this relationship. It's almost as if the data is telling us a compelling story, with each year adding another plot twist to the already complex narrative.
In conducting this research, we make a modest contribution to the fields of environmental science and international relations, much like a dad grilling in the backyard - it's not the flashiest contribution, but it certainly gets the job done. Our hope is that this study not only advances our understanding of the interconnectedness of global environmental issues but also proves to be a breath of fresh air in the academic discourse – pun very much intended.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The analysis of the data collected from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration revealed a strong and positive correlation between air pollution levels in Grants Pass, Oregon, and fossil fuel use in Burundi. The correlation coefficient of 0.7613633 indicates a robust association between the two variables, akin to the connection between a good pun and an eye-roll from an audience. This finding suggests that as one variable increases, the other is also likely to increase, much like how a dad's bad jokes seem to multiply with age.

Furthermore, the r-squared value of 0.5796740 implies that approximately 58% of the variability in air pollution levels in Grants Pass can be explained by variations in fossil fuel use in Burundi. This degree of explanation is as clear as day, yet not quite as clear as the air in an evergreen forest – talk about a breath of fresh air.

The p-value of less than 0.01 provides strong evidence that the relationship observed between air pollution in Grants Pass and fossil fuel use in Burundi is not simply a fluke, but rather a statistically significant finding. This level of significance is as clear-cut as a well-delivered punchline, leaving no room for doubt in the strength of the association.

To visually illustrate our findings, we present a scatterplot (Fig. 1) depicting the relationship between air pollution levels in Grants Pass and fossil fuel use in Burundi. The scatterplot showcases the strong positive correlation between the two variables, resembling the enjoyment of a dad joke – it just keeps going up.

Overall, our results uncover a compelling link between air pollution in Grants Pass, Oregon, and fossil fuel use in Burundi, offering an important piece to the puzzle of global environmental interconnectedness. We hope that our research not only adds to the existing body of knowledge but also injects a breath of fresh air into the academic discourse – pun definitely intended.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Grants Pass, Oregon and Fossil fuel use in Burundi. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
The "Fossil Fumes: Unearthing the Link Between Air Pollution in Grants Pass, Oregon, and Fossil Fuel Use in Burundi"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the intriguing relationship between air pollution in Grants Pass, Oregon, and fossil fuel use in Burundi, much like digging for buried treasure, except in this case, the treasure is actually clean air. We gathered and meticulously analyzed data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration in order to unearth the mysterious and often overlooked connection between seemingly disparate locations. It's like connecting the dots, if the dots were global environmental data and the picture they painted was one of planetary interconnectedness and, in some instances, dirty air.

Our findings revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.7613633, which, in scientific terms, means that the relationship between air pollution in Grants Pass and fossil fuel use in Burundi is as strong as the bond between a dad and his bad jokes. Additionally, with a p-value of less than 0.01 for the time span from 1982 to 2021, our study provides compelling evidence of a significant association between the two variables. One might even say that the correlation is as clear as the air in an untouched pine forest—unlike the air in a heavily industrialized area.

We sincerely hope our research sheds light on this understudied and underappreciated association, and we offer it as an important contribution to the fields of environmental science and international relations. We also hope it brings a breath of fresh air to the academic community—pun intended, of course.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In "Smith and Doe's Study on Air Pollution and Fossil Fuel Use", the authors find a significant correlation between air pollution levels in Grants Pass, Oregon, and fossil fuel use in Burundi. This groundbreaking study paves the way for our own investigation, much like laying down a sturdy foundation for a dad joke - it's all about setting the stage for a good punchline. As we embark on our literature review, we aim to provide a comprehensive overview of the existing research on this peculiar relationship, while injecting a healthy dose of humor - because let's face it, academic papers can be a bit of a snooze without it.
"The Environmental Impact of Fossil Fuels" by Jones et al. delves into the environmental consequences of fossil fuel use, shedding light on the significant impact on air quality and global climate. It's like a detective story, with the villain being carbon emissions and the hero being alternative energy sources. Sounds like a plot straight out of a Hollywood blockbuster, doesn't it?
Turning our attention to more lighthearted sources, "The Lorax" by Dr. Seuss provides a whimsical take on environmental conservation, reminding us of the importance of protecting our planet for future generations. It's the kind of book that makes you want to hug a tree and perhaps break into spontaneous poetic verse about clean air and blue skies. As for dad jokes, well, Dr. Seuss certainly knows a thing or two about whimsical wordplay.
Now, let's not forget about the classic board game, "Power Grid," where players compete to power the most cities using various energy sources, including fossil fuels. It's competitive, it's strategic, and it's a friendly reminder of the complex web of energy production and consumption. Plus, it's a great way to explain the concept of supply and demand to your kids while casually dropping in a dad joke or two.
Moving on to "The Great Gatsby" by F. Scott Fitzgerald, you might wonder how a tale of lavish parties and unrequited love ties into our research. Well, in a roundabout way, Gatsby's opulent lifestyle serves as a stark contrast to the environmental impact of excessive fossil fuel consumption. It's like comparing the extravagance of the Roaring Twenties to the carbon emissions of modern industrial societies – a little stretch, perhaps, but hey, we're all about making unexpected connections here.
In "Economics for Dummies," the authors provide a straightforward explanation of supply and demand, which underpins the global trade of fossil fuels. It's the kind of book you'd find on your uncle's bookshelf, right next to a stack of dad joke compendiums. After all, understanding the economic forces at play is as vital as a well-timed punchline in our quest to unravel the complexities of air pollution and fossil fuel use.
Now that we've set the stage with a dash of humor and a sprinkle of literary and gaming references, let's dive into the nitty-gritty of the research findings. But first, why don't we take a moment to appreciate the irony of an academic paper on air pollution being a breath of fresh air? Ah, the sweet irony of scientific humor.


[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the data collected from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration revealed a strong and positive correlation between air pollution levels in Grants Pass, Oregon, and fossil fuel use in Burundi. The correlation coefficient of 0.7613633 indicates a robust association between the two variables, akin to the connection between a good pun and an eye-roll from an audience. This finding suggests that as one variable increases, the other is also likely to increase, much like how a dad's bad jokes seem to multiply with age.
Furthermore, the r-squared value of 0.5796740 implies that approximately 58% of the variability in air pollution levels in Grants Pass can be explained by variations in fossil fuel use in Burundi. This degree of explanation is as clear as day, yet not quite as clear as the air in an evergreen forest – talk about a breath of fresh air.
The p-value of less than 0.01 provides strong evidence that the relationship observed between air pollution in Grants Pass and fossil fuel use in Burundi is not simply a fluke, but rather a statistically significant finding. This level of significance is as clear-cut as a well-delivered punchline, leaving no room for doubt in the strength of the association.
To visually illustrate our findings, we present a scatterplot (Fig. 1) depicting the relationship between air pollution levels in Grants Pass and fossil fuel use in Burundi. The scatterplot showcases the strong positive correlation between the two variables, resembling the enjoyment of a dad joke – it just keeps going up.
Overall, our results uncover a compelling link between air pollution in Grants Pass, Oregon, and fossil fuel use in Burundi, offering an important piece to the puzzle of global environmental interconnectedness. We hope that our research not only adds to the existing body of knowledge but also injects a breath of fresh air into the academic discourse – pun definitely intended.

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The results of our study align with and build upon prior research, confirming the substantial correlation between air pollution in Grants Pass, Oregon, and fossil fuel use in Burundi. This investigation not only reinforces the findings of "Smith and Doe's Study on Air Pollution and Fossil Fuel Use" but also extends our understanding of the interconnectedness between seemingly distant locations. Like a dad joke that never seems to get old, the relationship between these variables persists across different studies and time spans, emphasizing its robustness and significance.

The substantial correlation coefficient of 0.7613633 supports the notion that increases in fossil fuel use in Burundi correspond to elevated air pollution levels in Grants Pass, Oregon, much like how a good punchline resonates with its audience - it's a connection that's hard to miss. The r-squared value further elucidates that a notable portion of the variability in air pollution levels in Grants Pass can be attributed to variations in fossil fuel use in Burundi, akin to understanding the mechanics of a well-crafted joke - it's all in the setup and delivery.

Moreover, the statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 reaffirms the strength of the observed relationship, leaving little room for doubt, much like a punchline that elicits unanimous laughter. These findings provide compelling evidence that the association between air pollution in Grants Pass and fossil fuel use in Burundi is not mere happenstance but rather a substantial and consistent phenomenon. It's as clear as day - or as clear as the air in a pollution-free setting, if you will.

Our research not only contributes to the burgeoning body of knowledge on environmental interconnectedness but also serves as a lighthearted reminder of the unexpected ties that bind us, much like a cleverly inserted dad joke in a serious discussion. Through this study, we reaffirm the importance of considering global environmental dynamics and their repercussions on local air quality, offering a breath of fresh air to the academic discourse - pun definitely intended, as always.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Grants Pass, Oregon and Fossil fuel use in Burundi. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
The "Fossil Fumes: Unearthing the Link Between Air Pollution in Grants Pass, Oregon, and Fossil Fuel Use in Burundi"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we delve into the intriguing relationship between air pollution in Grants Pass, Oregon, and fossil fuel use in Burundi, much like digging for buried treasure, except in this case, the treasure is actually clean air. We gathered and meticulously analyzed data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration in order to unearth the mysterious and often overlooked connection between seemingly disparate locations. It's like connecting the dots, if the dots were global environmental data and the picture they painted was one of planetary interconnectedness and, in some instances, dirty air.

Our findings revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.7613633, which, in scientific terms, means that the relationship between air pollution in Grants Pass and fossil fuel use in Burundi is as strong as the bond between a dad and his bad jokes. Additionally, with a p-value of less than 0.01 for the time span from 1982 to 2021, our study provides compelling evidence of a significant association between the two variables. One might even say that the correlation is as clear as the air in an untouched pine forest—unlike the air in a heavily industrialized area.

We sincerely hope our research sheds light on this understudied and underappreciated association, and we offer it as an important contribution to the fields of environmental science and international relations. We also hope it brings a breath of fresh air to the academic community—pun intended, of course.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The issue of air pollution has been a pressing concern for both local and global communities, with detrimental effects on public health and the environment. Likewise, the usage of fossil fuels has come under increasing scrutiny due to its contribution to greenhouse gas emissions and global climate change. In this study, we seek to unravel the connection between the air pollution levels in Grants Pass, Oregon, and fossil fuel use in Burundi, an investigation which promises to be as enlightening as taking a deep breath in a pine-scented forest.
It's fair to say that the relationship between these two geographically distant areas may seem as perplexing as trying to explain a dad joke to a teenager - but bear with us, for our analysis aims to shed light on this intriguing correlation. By delving into the data gathered from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration, we sift through the numbers like digging through the attic, in search of clarity amidst the cobwebs of statistical ambiguity.
So, what's the deal with air pollution in Grants Pass and fossil fuel use in Burundi? As we peel back the layers of environmental data, our findings reveal a correlation coefficient as robust as a seasoned comedian's delivery of a dad joke at a family dinner. This strong correlation indicates a heightened connection between the two variables, much like the bond between a cup of coffee and the ability to function in the morning – no real surprise there.
Furthermore, our analysis yields a p-value of less than 0.01, suggesting that the association we've uncovered is about as statistically significant as an eagerly awaited punchline to a drawn-out anecdote. Spanning the time period from 1982 to 2021, these findings not only provide support for our hypothesis but also offer insight into the temporal evolution of this relationship. It's almost as if the data is telling us a compelling story, with each year adding another plot twist to the already complex narrative.
In conducting this research, we make a modest contribution to the fields of environmental science and international relations, much like a dad grilling in the backyard - it's not the flashiest contribution, but it certainly gets the job done. Our hope is that this study not only advances our understanding of the interconnectedness of global environmental issues but also proves to be a breath of fresh air in the academic discourse – pun very much intended.

[[RESULTS]]
The analysis of the data collected from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration revealed a strong and positive correlation between air pollution levels in Grants Pass, Oregon, and fossil fuel use in Burundi. The correlation coefficient of 0.7613633 indicates a robust association between the two variables, akin to the connection between a good pun and an eye-roll from an audience. This finding suggests that as one variable increases, the other is also likely to increase, much like how a dad's bad jokes seem to multiply with age.
Furthermore, the r-squared value of 0.5796740 implies that approximately 58% of the variability in air pollution levels in Grants Pass can be explained by variations in fossil fuel use in Burundi. This degree of explanation is as clear as day, yet not quite as clear as the air in an evergreen forest – talk about a breath of fresh air.
The p-value of less than 0.01 provides strong evidence that the relationship observed between air pollution in Grants Pass and fossil fuel use in Burundi is not simply a fluke, but rather a statistically significant finding. This level of significance is as clear-cut as a well-delivered punchline, leaving no room for doubt in the strength of the association.
To visually illustrate our findings, we present a scatterplot (Fig. 1) depicting the relationship between air pollution levels in Grants Pass and fossil fuel use in Burundi. The scatterplot showcases the strong positive correlation between the two variables, resembling the enjoyment of a dad joke – it just keeps going up.
Overall, our results uncover a compelling link between air pollution in Grants Pass, Oregon, and fossil fuel use in Burundi, offering an important piece to the puzzle of global environmental interconnectedness. We hope that our research not only adds to the existing body of knowledge but also injects a breath of fresh air into the academic discourse – pun definitely intended.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our study has successfully unearthed a substantial and noteworthy connection between air pollution in Grants Pass, Oregon, and fossil fuel use in Burundi. This correlation is as undeniable as a dad's love for grilling at a family barbecue, persistently present and, at times, overwhelming. Our findings suggest that as fossil fuel use in Burundi fluctuates, so does the air quality in Grants Pass, Oregon, just like the ebb and flow of a classic dad joke.

The statistical significance of our results is as clear as the distinction between a good pun and a groan-worthy one—undeniable and impactful. The robust correlation coefficient, r-squared value, and p-value all contribute to the compelling case we have made, akin to a harmonious blend of evidence in a well-crafted punchline.

We firmly assert that no additional research is necessary in this area, much like a dad asserting the legitimacy of his newly acquired joke book. Our work not only sheds light on the interconnectedness of seemingly distant environmental factors but also injects a breath of fresh air into the scholarly discourse—pun absolutely and unapologetically intended.

It seems we have thoroughly exhausted this topic, much like a dad exhausting a long list of puns at a family dinner. Therefore, we invite future researchers to explore new avenues, leaving this one as uncharted as the limited repertoire of dad jokes in our arsenal.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited The Fossil Fumes: Unearthing the Link Between Air Pollution in Grants Pass, Oregon, and Fossil Fuel Use in Burundi. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Ecological Entanglements


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited The Fossil Fumes: Unearthing the Link Between Air Pollution in Grants Pass, Oregon, and Fossil Fuel Use in Burundi. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Center for Global Atmospheric Research and Knowledge (CGARK)


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled The Fossil Fumes: Unearthing the Link Between Air Pollution in Grants Pass, Oregon, and Fossil Fuel Use in Burundi with an abstract of In this study, we delve into the intriguing relationship between air pollution in Grants Pass, Oregon, and fossil fuel use in Burundi, much like digging for buried treasure, except in this case, the treasure is actually clean air. We gathered and meticulously analyzed data from the Environmental Protection Agency and the Energy Information Administration in order to unearth the mysterious and often overlooked connection between seemingly disparate locations. It's like connecting the dots, if the dots were global environmental data and the picture they painted was one of planetary interconnectedness and, in some instances, dirty air.
Our findings revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.7613633, which, in scientific terms, means that the relationship between air pollution in Grants Pass and fossil fuel use in Burundi is as strong as the bond between a dad and his bad jokes. Additionally, with a p-value of less than 0.01 for the time span from 1982 to 2021, our study provides compelling evidence of a significant association between the two variables. One might even say that the correlation is as clear as the air in an untouched pine forest—unlike the air in a heavily industrialized area.
We sincerely hope our research sheds light on this understudied and underappreciated association, and we offer it as an important contribution to the fields of environmental science and international relations. We also hope it brings a breath of fresh air to the academic community—pun intended, of course.

ChatGPT:

"air pollution Grants Pass Oregon," "fossil fuel use Burundi," "relationship between air pollution and fossil fuel use," "environmental data analysis," "correlation coefficient air pollution fossil fuel use," "international environmental relations," "EPA data analysis," "Energy Information Administration data," "global environmental connection," "association between air pollution and fossil fuel use," "global air quality analysis," "environmental science research," "international environmental impact"

*There is a bunch of Python happening behind the scenes to turn this prompt sequence into a PDF.



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Data details

Air pollution in Grants Pass, Oregon
Detailed data title: Percentage of days 'unhealthy' or worse air quality in Grants Pass, OR
Source: Environmental Protection Agency
See what else correlates with Air pollution in Grants Pass, Oregon

Fossil fuel use in Burundi
Detailed data title: Total fossil fuel use in Burundi in billion kWh
Source: Energy Information Administration
See what else correlates with Fossil fuel use in Burundi

Correlation r = 0.7613633 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.5796740 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 58% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Fossil fuel use in Burundi) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Air pollution in Grants Pass, Oregon) over the 40 years from 1982 through 2021.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 1.2E-8. 0.0000000116997693505522940000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.76 in 1.2E-6% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 85,471,770 random variables You don't actually need 85 million variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 39 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 39 because we have two variables measured over a period of 40 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.59, 0.87 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
1982198319841985198619871988198919901991199219931994199519961997199819992000200120022003200420052006200720082009201020112012201320142015201620172018201920202021
Air pollution in Grants Pass, Oregon (Bad air quality days)0.0055096400.00549451000.00274725000000000000000000.00273973000.0027322400000.035616400.0054794500.04383560.06060610.005479450.06010930.0246575
Fossil fuel use in Burundi (Billion kWh)0.0020.0020.0020.0010.0010.0010.0010.0010.0020.0020.0020.0020.0020.0020.0010.0010.0020.0020.0020.0020.0020.0020.0020.0020.0020.0020.0020.0020.0020.0120.0030.0260.0370.0330.0290.0790.105090.1229460.1167330.124204




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Confounding variable: 2020 is particularly different from the other years on this graph. Confounding variables (like global pandemics) will cause two variables to look connected when in fact a "sneaky third" variable is influencing both of them behind the scenes.
  5. Outlandish outliers: There are "outliers" in this data. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    For the purposes of this project, I counted a point as an outlier if it the residual was two standard deviations from the mean.

    (This bullet point only shows up in the details page on charts that do, in fact, have outliers.)
    They stand out on the scatterplot above: notice the dots that are far away from any other dots. I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([0.00550964,0,0.00549451,0,0,0.00274725,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0.00273973,0,0,0.00273224,0,0,0,0,0.0356164,0,0.00547945,0,0.0438356,0.0606061,0.00547945,0.0601093,0.0246575,])
array_2 = np.array([0.002,0.002,0.002,0.001,0.001,0.001,0.001,0.001,0.002,0.002,0.002,0.002,0.002,0.002,0.001,0.001,0.002,0.002,0.002,0.002,0.002,0.002,0.002,0.002,0.002,0.002,0.002,0.002,0.002,0.012,0.003,0.026,0.037,0.033,0.029,0.079,0.10509,0.122946,0.116733,0.124204,])
array_1_name = "Air pollution in Grants Pass, Oregon"
array_2_name = "Fossil fuel use in Burundi"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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