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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Popularity of the first name Kenya and the second variable is Robberies in Indiana.  The chart goes from 1985 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As the name Kenya fell out of favor, fewer parents were inspired to bestow it upon their children. This led to a decline in the number of individuals named Kenya, who statistically had a penchant for carrying out elaborate heists. With fewer Kenyas to plan and execute robberies, the overall crime rate in Indiana saw a welcome decrease.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image of "Kenya's Brew," a minimalistic coffee shop, in a bustling Indiana city. Show an exterior shot with a small, elegant sign and a few customers visible through the large, inviting windows. Meanwhile, a simplistic representation of a police car drives by on the peaceful street outside as a nod to the city’s safety. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Popularity of the first name Kenya and Robberies in Indiana. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Parallax art Minimalism A photo-realistic image Cute cartoon Sci-fi fantacy
ChatGPT: Minimalism

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Popularity of the first name Kenya and Robberies in Indiana together. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a bustling Indiana city, a popular coffee shop called "Kenya's Brew" is filled with customers enjoying their favorite drinks. Meanwhile, outside on a peaceful street, a police car drives by, keeping a watchful eye out for any potential robberies.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Minimalism ] and depicting this scene: In a bustling Indiana city, a popular coffee shop called "Kenya's Brew" is filled with customers enjoying their favorite drinks. Meanwhile, outside on a peaceful street, a police car drives by, keeping a watchful eye out for any potential robberies. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image of "Kenya's Brew," a minimalistic coffee shop, in a bustling Indiana city. Show an exterior shot with a small, elegant sign and a few customers visible through the large, inviting windows. Meanwhile, a simplistic representation of a police car drives by on the peaceful street outside as a nod to the city’s safety.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in Popularity of the first name Kenya caused Robberies in Indiana to decrease.\Make it sound serious until the end.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Robbing Indiana of its Popularity: The Kenya Connection

The Journal of Geopolitical Paradoxes

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Kenya and Robberies in Indiana. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title seem clever.

Your research team used data from US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8172229 and p < 0.01 for 1985 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Robbing Indiana of its Popularity: The Kenya Connection"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we took a quirky departure from conventional research and delved into the intriguing relationship between the popularity of the first name Kenya and the frequency of robberies in the state of Indiana. Utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, our team scrutinized the correlation between the two seemingly unrelated variables. The results yielded a correlation coefficient of 0.8172229 and a p-value of less than 0.01, spanning the years from 1985 to 2022. As we ventured into uncharted territory in search of answers, we found that the rising popularity of the name "Kenya" and the alarming uptick in robberies in Indiana appear to be inexplicably intertwined.

Amidst our intensive analysis, we couldn't help but crack a dad joke: "It seems that the name Kenya is causing quite a stir in Indiana – not just among proud parents, but also among the state's thieves, who can't seem to resist the allure of this captivating moniker."

Our findings have sparked discussions that extend beyond statistical correlations – prompting inquiries into the cultural, social, and psychological underpinnings of nomenclature and criminal behavior. It's a case where Ken-ya believe the surprising connection we stumbled upon? With revelations as unexpected as this, it's clear that there's no shortage of captivating mysteries lurking beneath the surface of seemingly ordinary phenomena.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Kenya and Robberies in Indiana. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Robbing Indiana of its Popularity: The Kenya Connection"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we took a quirky departure from conventional research and delved into the intriguing relationship between the popularity of the first name Kenya and the frequency of robberies in the state of Indiana. Utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, our team scrutinized the correlation between the two seemingly unrelated variables. The results yielded a correlation coefficient of 0.8172229 and a p-value of less than 0.01, spanning the years from 1985 to 2022. As we ventured into uncharted territory in search of answers, we found that the rising popularity of the name "Kenya" and the alarming uptick in robberies in Indiana appear to be inexplicably intertwined.

Amidst our intensive analysis, we couldn't help but crack a dad joke: "It seems that the name Kenya is causing quite a stir in Indiana – not just among proud parents, but also among the state's thieves, who can't seem to resist the allure of this captivating moniker."

Our findings have sparked discussions that extend beyond statistical correlations – prompting inquiries into the cultural, social, and psychological underpinnings of nomenclature and criminal behavior. It's a case where Ken-ya believe the surprising connection we stumbled upon? With revelations as unexpected as this, it's clear that there's no shortage of captivating mysteries lurking beneath the surface of seemingly ordinary phenomena.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The study of human behavior is a complex and nuanced endeavor, often leading researchers down unexpected paths. In the realm of popular culture, one might assume that the naming trends of newborns hold little significance beyond personal preference and cultural influence. However, as we delved into our investigation, we stumbled upon a correlation that left us in disbelief. It seems that the name "Kenya" may hold a peculiar influence over the criminal activity in the state of Indiana. So much so, that it prompted us to quip, "Who knew a name could wield so much influence – talk about name-dropping!"

As our research progressed, we aimed to unravel the perplexing connection between the eponymous name and the prevalence of robberies in an unlikely state. This departure from conventional research methodologies led us to break new ground in exploring the quirky and unexpected relationships within the realm of sociological and geographical dynamics. We couldn't resist a chuckle, realizing that our findings might be robbery to some and a stroke of serendipity to others.

Our fascination with this seemingly unconventional pairing led us to analyze the data with a dogged determination, seeking meaningful insights within the deluge of statistical information. To our amazement, we discovered a synchronous rise – not only in the popularity of the name "Kenya," but also in the incidence of robberies in the state of Indiana. It was as if an invisible hand was orchestrating this dance between nomenclature and unlawful activity. We couldn't help but mutter, "The Ken-yaktivity in Indiana seems to be on the rise, and we're not just talking about newborns!"

With this revelation, we were nudged into a realm of inquiry that extended far beyond the scope of traditional statistical analyses. The implications of our findings extended into the realms of culture, influence, and social dynamics, leading us to reconsider the far-reaching impact of a seemingly innocuous choice of name. After all, we couldn't help but wonder, "Is it possible that a name could carry such weighty implications, potentially influencing the very fabric of society – or are we just reaching for Ken-straws here?"


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Kenya and Robberies in Indiana. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Perhaps you also got inspiration from some board games that are vaugely related.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Robbing Indiana of its Popularity: The Kenya Connection"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we took a quirky departure from conventional research and delved into the intriguing relationship between the popularity of the first name Kenya and the frequency of robberies in the state of Indiana. Utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, our team scrutinized the correlation between the two seemingly unrelated variables. The results yielded a correlation coefficient of 0.8172229 and a p-value of less than 0.01, spanning the years from 1985 to 2022. As we ventured into uncharted territory in search of answers, we found that the rising popularity of the name "Kenya" and the alarming uptick in robberies in Indiana appear to be inexplicably intertwined.

Amidst our intensive analysis, we couldn't help but crack a dad joke: "It seems that the name Kenya is causing quite a stir in Indiana – not just among proud parents, but also among the state's thieves, who can't seem to resist the allure of this captivating moniker."

Our findings have sparked discussions that extend beyond statistical correlations – prompting inquiries into the cultural, social, and psychological underpinnings of nomenclature and criminal behavior. It's a case where Ken-ya believe the surprising connection we stumbled upon? With revelations as unexpected as this, it's clear that there's no shortage of captivating mysteries lurking beneath the surface of seemingly ordinary phenomena.

-------

And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The study of human behavior is a complex and nuanced endeavor, often leading researchers down unexpected paths. In the realm of popular culture, one might assume that the naming trends of newborns hold little significance beyond personal preference and cultural influence. However, as we delved into our investigation, we stumbled upon a correlation that left us in disbelief. It seems that the name "Kenya" may hold a peculiar influence over the criminal activity in the state of Indiana. So much so, that it prompted us to quip, "Who knew a name could wield so much influence – talk about name-dropping!"
As our research progressed, we aimed to unravel the perplexing connection between the eponymous name and the prevalence of robberies in an unlikely state. This departure from conventional research methodologies led us to break new ground in exploring the quirky and unexpected relationships within the realm of sociological and geographical dynamics. We couldn't resist a chuckle, realizing that our findings might be robbery to some and a stroke of serendipity to others.
Our fascination with this seemingly unconventional pairing led us to analyze the data with a dogged determination, seeking meaningful insights within the deluge of statistical information. To our amazement, we discovered a synchronous rise – not only in the popularity of the name "Kenya," but also in the incidence of robberies in the state of Indiana. It was as if an invisible hand was orchestrating this dance between nomenclature and unlawful activity. We couldn't help but mutter, "The Ken-yaktivity in Indiana seems to be on the rise, and we're not just talking about newborns!"
With this revelation, we were nudged into a realm of inquiry that extended far beyond the scope of traditional statistical analyses. The implications of our findings extended into the realms of culture, influence, and social dynamics, leading us to reconsider the far-reaching impact of a seemingly innocuous choice of name. After all, we couldn't help but wonder, "Is it possible that a name could carry such weighty implications, potentially influencing the very fabric of society – or are we just reaching for Ken-straws here?"

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

Smith et al. (2010) delved into the cultural significance of names and their impact on social dynamics, shedding light on the intricate web of influences that names weave within society. Their work laid the foundation for our exploration of the curious correlation between the popularity of the name "Kenya" and the prevalence of robberies in Indiana. As we waded through the plethora of scholarly texts, we couldn't help but quip, "Looks like the name 'Kenya' is really making a 'robbery' in the popularity department – but are thieves also taking a liking to it?"

In a study by Doe and Jones (2015), the authors probed into the psychological underpinnings of naming trends and their sociological implications, providing rich insights into the potential interplay between nomenclature and criminal behavior. Their findings served as a springboard for our investigation, igniting our curiosity and prompting us to ponder, "Could it be that the name 'Kenya' exerts an invisible pull on criminal activity, leading some to nick-name the state as 'Ken-robbery'?"

Venturing into the realm of non-fiction literature, we stumbled upon "The Economics of Crime" by Becker (1968), which explored the rational choice theory to understand criminal behavior. This led us to wonder if the allure of the name "Kenya" is inciting a surge in criminal activity, or if it's simply a case of 'Kenya-ccidental resemblance' prompting such behavior.

Adding a touch of literary flair, we drew inspiration from Dan Brown's "The Da Vinci Code," a novel infused with enigmatic connections and hidden patterns. The unpredictable nature of our findings left us feeling akin to characters in a suspense novel, pondering if the name "Kenya" holds a cryptic code that lures perpetrators into the midst of Indiana – a case of 'Kenya-nections' to criminal activity, perhaps?

Board games such as Clue and Scotland Yard, with their themes of mystery and deduction, fueled our imagination as we unraveled the perplexing link between a name and the incidence of robberies. We couldn't help but wonder, as one does in a game of Clue, "Is the name 'Kenya' the hidden suspect behind the surge in robberies, or are we chasing a red herring in this complex web of correlations?"

As we navigated through this uncharted territory, our study took on a life of its own, garnering chuckles and astonishment along the way. Our findings opened doors to unconventional musings and ponderings, reminding us that even in the realm of academic inquiry, there's always room for a good dad joke or two.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Kenya and Robberies in Indiana. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services . You used data from 1985 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Robbing Indiana of its Popularity: The Kenya Connection"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we took a quirky departure from conventional research and delved into the intriguing relationship between the popularity of the first name Kenya and the frequency of robberies in the state of Indiana. Utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, our team scrutinized the correlation between the two seemingly unrelated variables. The results yielded a correlation coefficient of 0.8172229 and a p-value of less than 0.01, spanning the years from 1985 to 2022. As we ventured into uncharted territory in search of answers, we found that the rising popularity of the name "Kenya" and the alarming uptick in robberies in Indiana appear to be inexplicably intertwined.

Amidst our intensive analysis, we couldn't help but crack a dad joke: "It seems that the name Kenya is causing quite a stir in Indiana – not just among proud parents, but also among the state's thieves, who can't seem to resist the allure of this captivating moniker."

Our findings have sparked discussions that extend beyond statistical correlations – prompting inquiries into the cultural, social, and psychological underpinnings of nomenclature and criminal behavior. It's a case where Ken-ya believe the surprising connection we stumbled upon? With revelations as unexpected as this, it's clear that there's no shortage of captivating mysteries lurking beneath the surface of seemingly ordinary phenomena.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The study of human behavior is a complex and nuanced endeavor, often leading researchers down unexpected paths. In the realm of popular culture, one might assume that the naming trends of newborns hold little significance beyond personal preference and cultural influence. However, as we delved into our investigation, we stumbled upon a correlation that left us in disbelief. It seems that the name "Kenya" may hold a peculiar influence over the criminal activity in the state of Indiana. So much so, that it prompted us to quip, "Who knew a name could wield so much influence – talk about name-dropping!"
As our research progressed, we aimed to unravel the perplexing connection between the eponymous name and the prevalence of robberies in an unlikely state. This departure from conventional research methodologies led us to break new ground in exploring the quirky and unexpected relationships within the realm of sociological and geographical dynamics. We couldn't resist a chuckle, realizing that our findings might be robbery to some and a stroke of serendipity to others.
Our fascination with this seemingly unconventional pairing led us to analyze the data with a dogged determination, seeking meaningful insights within the deluge of statistical information. To our amazement, we discovered a synchronous rise – not only in the popularity of the name "Kenya," but also in the incidence of robberies in the state of Indiana. It was as if an invisible hand was orchestrating this dance between nomenclature and unlawful activity. We couldn't help but mutter, "The Ken-yaktivity in Indiana seems to be on the rise, and we're not just talking about newborns!"
With this revelation, we were nudged into a realm of inquiry that extended far beyond the scope of traditional statistical analyses. The implications of our findings extended into the realms of culture, influence, and social dynamics, leading us to reconsider the far-reaching impact of a seemingly innocuous choice of name. After all, we couldn't help but wonder, "Is it possible that a name could carry such weighty implications, potentially influencing the very fabric of society – or are we just reaching for Ken-straws here?"

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To uncover the enigmatic relationship between the popularity of the first name Kenya and the frequency of robberies in Indiana, our research team embarked on a methodical and, at times, whimsical journey through the annals of demographic and crime data. We harnessed the power of information from the US Social Security Administration, spanning the years from 1985 to 2022, to trace the ebbs and flows of the name Kenya's prominence in birth registrations. A cornucopia of data from the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services allowed us to ascertain the ebbs and flows of criminal activities within the state of Indiana during the same period.

With tongue-in-cheek determination, we coined a novel research method - "Nomenclature Notation" - to analyze the multifaceted dimensions of the moniker Kenya. Our team meticulously scoured through historical naming trends, utilizing linguistic analyses and cultural appropriations to glean insights into the symbolic evolution of the name. We also indulged our penchant for puns and wordplay, exclaiming, "It's time for some worded crime-solving as we unravel the Kenya-nection to Indiana robberies!"

Next, we employed a "Robbery Rendezvous" method, which involved mapping the spatial and temporal distribution of robbery incidents across Indiana. We sought to discern any discernible patterns or correlations between the periodic surges in the occurrence of robberies and the waxing and waning allure of the name Kenya. This unconventional approach was met with skepticism from some of our peers, prompting us to quip, "These methods may be unconventional, but it's clear that we're not Ken-clusively bound by the traditional confines of research!"

Upon amalgamating these diverse datasets, we leveraged a mathematical marvel we refer to as the "Kenya-Crime Coefficient" to quantify the strength and direction of the relationship between the name Kenya's popularity and robbery occurrences. This coefficient, derived from a blend of multivariate regression analyses and innovative data manipulation techniques, shed light on the mysterious alliance between nomenclature and illicit activity, leading to murmurs of "Looks like the Kenya-nection is real – it's as plain as the nose on your Ken-face!"

As we unveiled the statistical significance of our findings, we couldn't help but deliver a concluding quip, "Who would have thought that the name Kenya could spell crime rates in Indiana – it's a Ken-undrum worth pondering!"

Overall, our research methodology allowed us to delve deep into the eccentric association between a name and criminal endeavors, guiding us toward a trove of revelations that beckon further exploration.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Kenya and Robberies in Indiana. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services .

For the time period 1985 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.8172229, r-squared of 0.6678533, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Robbing Indiana of its Popularity: The Kenya Connection"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we took a quirky departure from conventional research and delved into the intriguing relationship between the popularity of the first name Kenya and the frequency of robberies in the state of Indiana. Utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, our team scrutinized the correlation between the two seemingly unrelated variables. The results yielded a correlation coefficient of 0.8172229 and a p-value of less than 0.01, spanning the years from 1985 to 2022. As we ventured into uncharted territory in search of answers, we found that the rising popularity of the name "Kenya" and the alarming uptick in robberies in Indiana appear to be inexplicably intertwined.

Amidst our intensive analysis, we couldn't help but crack a dad joke: "It seems that the name Kenya is causing quite a stir in Indiana – not just among proud parents, but also among the state's thieves, who can't seem to resist the allure of this captivating moniker."

Our findings have sparked discussions that extend beyond statistical correlations – prompting inquiries into the cultural, social, and psychological underpinnings of nomenclature and criminal behavior. It's a case where Ken-ya believe the surprising connection we stumbled upon? With revelations as unexpected as this, it's clear that there's no shortage of captivating mysteries lurking beneath the surface of seemingly ordinary phenomena.

-------

And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The study of human behavior is a complex and nuanced endeavor, often leading researchers down unexpected paths. In the realm of popular culture, one might assume that the naming trends of newborns hold little significance beyond personal preference and cultural influence. However, as we delved into our investigation, we stumbled upon a correlation that left us in disbelief. It seems that the name "Kenya" may hold a peculiar influence over the criminal activity in the state of Indiana. So much so, that it prompted us to quip, "Who knew a name could wield so much influence – talk about name-dropping!"
As our research progressed, we aimed to unravel the perplexing connection between the eponymous name and the prevalence of robberies in an unlikely state. This departure from conventional research methodologies led us to break new ground in exploring the quirky and unexpected relationships within the realm of sociological and geographical dynamics. We couldn't resist a chuckle, realizing that our findings might be robbery to some and a stroke of serendipity to others.
Our fascination with this seemingly unconventional pairing led us to analyze the data with a dogged determination, seeking meaningful insights within the deluge of statistical information. To our amazement, we discovered a synchronous rise – not only in the popularity of the name "Kenya," but also in the incidence of robberies in the state of Indiana. It was as if an invisible hand was orchestrating this dance between nomenclature and unlawful activity. We couldn't help but mutter, "The Ken-yaktivity in Indiana seems to be on the rise, and we're not just talking about newborns!"
With this revelation, we were nudged into a realm of inquiry that extended far beyond the scope of traditional statistical analyses. The implications of our findings extended into the realms of culture, influence, and social dynamics, leading us to reconsider the far-reaching impact of a seemingly innocuous choice of name. After all, we couldn't help but wonder, "Is it possible that a name could carry such weighty implications, potentially influencing the very fabric of society – or are we just reaching for Ken-straws here?"

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The results of our analysis revealed a striking correlation between the popularity of the first name "Kenya" and the frequency of robberies in the state of Indiana. From 1985 to 2022, we found a correlation coefficient of 0.8172229, indicating a strong positive relationship between the two variables. This finding suggests that as the usage of the name "Kenya" increased, so did the occurrence of robberies in Indiana. As we marveled at this unexpected connection, we couldn't help but pun, "It appears that the interesting name 'Kenya' is stealing the spotlight in more ways than one!"

The r-squared value of 0.6678533 further bolstered our understanding of the relationship, indicating that approximately 66.79% of the variation in robbery frequency in Indiana can be explained by the popularity of the name "Kenya." This statistical evidence underscores the robustness of the correlation and provides compelling support for the influence exerted by the name "Kenya" on criminal occurrences within the state. We chuckled at the thought of such a quirky link, musing, "Looks like the name 'Kenya' is making a name for itself in more ways than anticipated – even in crime statistics!"

Furthermore, the p-value of less than 0.01 suggests that the observed correlation is statistically significant, offering strong evidence against the null hypothesis of no relationship between the variables. This compelling result reinforces the credibility of our findings and underscores the unanticipated impact of naming trends on social phenomena. We couldn't resist a jest, exclaiming, "Who would've thought that a name could hold such sway over the criminal realm – it's a real 'Ken-ya believe it or not?' scenario!"

Fig. 1 visually encapsulates the pronounced correlation between the popularity of the first name "Kenya" and the incidence of robberies in Indiana. The scatterplot illustrates a clear upward trend, accentuating the simultaneous increase in the name's popularity and robbery frequency over the decades. This graphical representation solidifies the robustness of our findings and provides a compelling visual testament to the unexpected relationship between nomenclature and criminal activity. As we gazed upon the stark visualization, we couldn't help but quip, "Looks like 'Kenya' is truly making a mark on Indiana, for better or worse – who knew it had such 'robbing' potential?"

In summary, our research has illuminated an unanticipated correlation between the popularity of the first name "Kenya" and the prevalence of robberies in Indiana. These findings challenge traditional conceptions of the impact of naming trends and provoke contemplation on the far-reaching influence of seemingly innocuous choices. As we reflect on the unexpected alliances uncovered in our study, we're reminded of the age-old adage, "What's in a name?" In this case, it seems, quite a bit indeed.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Kenya and Robberies in Indiana. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"Robbing Indiana of its Popularity: The Kenya Connection"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we took a quirky departure from conventional research and delved into the intriguing relationship between the popularity of the first name Kenya and the frequency of robberies in the state of Indiana. Utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, our team scrutinized the correlation between the two seemingly unrelated variables. The results yielded a correlation coefficient of 0.8172229 and a p-value of less than 0.01, spanning the years from 1985 to 2022. As we ventured into uncharted territory in search of answers, we found that the rising popularity of the name "Kenya" and the alarming uptick in robberies in Indiana appear to be inexplicably intertwined.

Amidst our intensive analysis, we couldn't help but crack a dad joke: "It seems that the name Kenya is causing quite a stir in Indiana – not just among proud parents, but also among the state's thieves, who can't seem to resist the allure of this captivating moniker."

Our findings have sparked discussions that extend beyond statistical correlations – prompting inquiries into the cultural, social, and psychological underpinnings of nomenclature and criminal behavior. It's a case where Ken-ya believe the surprising connection we stumbled upon? With revelations as unexpected as this, it's clear that there's no shortage of captivating mysteries lurking beneath the surface of seemingly ordinary phenomena.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
Smith et al. (2010) delved into the cultural significance of names and their impact on social dynamics, shedding light on the intricate web of influences that names weave within society. Their work laid the foundation for our exploration of the curious correlation between the popularity of the name "Kenya" and the prevalence of robberies in Indiana. As we waded through the plethora of scholarly texts, we couldn't help but quip, "Looks like the name 'Kenya' is really making a 'robbery' in the popularity department – but are thieves also taking a liking to it?"
In a study by Doe and Jones (2015), the authors probed into the psychological underpinnings of naming trends and their sociological implications, providing rich insights into the potential interplay between nomenclature and criminal behavior. Their findings served as a springboard for our investigation, igniting our curiosity and prompting us to ponder, "Could it be that the name 'Kenya' exerts an invisible pull on criminal activity, leading some to nick-name the state as 'Ken-robbery'?"
Venturing into the realm of non-fiction literature, we stumbled upon "The Economics of Crime" by Becker (1968), which explored the rational choice theory to understand criminal behavior. This led us to wonder if the allure of the name "Kenya" is inciting a surge in criminal activity, or if it's simply a case of 'Kenya-ccidental resemblance' prompting such behavior.
Adding a touch of literary flair, we drew inspiration from Dan Brown's "The Da Vinci Code," a novel infused with enigmatic connections and hidden patterns. The unpredictable nature of our findings left us feeling akin to characters in a suspense novel, pondering if the name "Kenya" holds a cryptic code that lures perpetrators into the midst of Indiana – a case of 'Kenya-nections' to criminal activity, perhaps?
Board games such as Clue and Scotland Yard, with their themes of mystery and deduction, fueled our imagination as we unraveled the perplexing link between a name and the incidence of robberies. We couldn't help but wonder, as one does in a game of Clue, "Is the name 'Kenya' the hidden suspect behind the surge in robberies, or are we chasing a red herring in this complex web of correlations?"
As we navigated through this uncharted territory, our study took on a life of its own, garnering chuckles and astonishment along the way. Our findings opened doors to unconventional musings and ponderings, reminding us that even in the realm of academic inquiry, there's always room for a good dad joke or two.

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our analysis revealed a striking correlation between the popularity of the first name "Kenya" and the frequency of robberies in the state of Indiana. From 1985 to 2022, we found a correlation coefficient of 0.8172229, indicating a strong positive relationship between the two variables. This finding suggests that as the usage of the name "Kenya" increased, so did the occurrence of robberies in Indiana. As we marveled at this unexpected connection, we couldn't help but pun, "It appears that the interesting name 'Kenya' is stealing the spotlight in more ways than one!"
The r-squared value of 0.6678533 further bolstered our understanding of the relationship, indicating that approximately 66.79% of the variation in robbery frequency in Indiana can be explained by the popularity of the name "Kenya." This statistical evidence underscores the robustness of the correlation and provides compelling support for the influence exerted by the name "Kenya" on criminal occurrences within the state. We chuckled at the thought of such a quirky link, musing, "Looks like the name 'Kenya' is making a name for itself in more ways than anticipated – even in crime statistics!"
Furthermore, the p-value of less than 0.01 suggests that the observed correlation is statistically significant, offering strong evidence against the null hypothesis of no relationship between the variables. This compelling result reinforces the credibility of our findings and underscores the unanticipated impact of naming trends on social phenomena. We couldn't resist a jest, exclaiming, "Who would've thought that a name could hold such sway over the criminal realm – it's a real 'Ken-ya believe it or not?' scenario!"
Fig. 1 visually encapsulates the pronounced correlation between the popularity of the first name "Kenya" and the incidence of robberies in Indiana. The scatterplot illustrates a clear upward trend, accentuating the simultaneous increase in the name's popularity and robbery frequency over the decades. This graphical representation solidifies the robustness of our findings and provides a compelling visual testament to the unexpected relationship between nomenclature and criminal activity. As we gazed upon the stark visualization, we couldn't help but quip, "Looks like 'Kenya' is truly making a mark on Indiana, for better or worse – who knew it had such 'robbing' potential?"
In summary, our research has illuminated an unanticipated correlation between the popularity of the first name "Kenya" and the prevalence of robberies in Indiana. These findings challenge traditional conceptions of the impact of naming trends and provoke contemplation on the far-reaching influence of seemingly innocuous choices. As we reflect on the unexpected alliances uncovered in our study, we're reminded of the age-old adage, "What's in a name?" In this case, it seems, quite a bit indeed.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The intriguing correlation unveiled in our study between the popularity of the first name "Kenya" and the frequency of robberies in Indiana has prompted a deeper exploration of the potential social, cultural, and even psychological implications of nomenclature. As we reflect on the unexpected alliances uncovered in our study, the age-old adage "What's in a name?" takes on a whole new meaning. The findings not only align with previous literature on the cultural significance of names and their impact on social dynamics, but also highlight the unforeseen consequences of naming trends.

In resonating with Smith et al. (2010) and their investigation into the cultural significance of names, our findings shed light on the intricate web of influences that names weave within society. It seems that the rising popularity of the name "Kenya" is indeed making a significant "robbery" in the realm of nomenclature, while also attracting attention in the unexpected domain of criminal activity.

Similarly, Doe and Jones (2015) provided rich insights into the psychological underpinnings of naming trends and their sociological implications. Our study builds upon their work, prompting a fresh perspective on the potential interplay between nomenclature and criminal behavior. Could it be that the allure of the name "Kenya" not only captures the hearts of proud parents but also exerts an invisible pull on criminal activity, leading some to 'nick-name' the state as 'Ken-robbery'?

Venturing further into the realm of non-fiction literature, our findings add an unexpected twist to Becker's (1968) exploration of the rational choice theory to understand criminal behavior. It seems that the allure of the name "Kenya" is indeed inciting a surge in criminal activity, challenging traditional notions of rational decision-making and prompting us to ponder if it's simply a case of 'Kenya-ccidental resemblance' leading to such behavior.

Our study unveils a thought-provoking connection that may be likened to a real-life mystery, akin to a scenario depicted in Dan Brown's "The Da Vinci Code." The perplexing link between the rising popularity of the name "Kenya" and the surge in robberies in Indiana beckons consideration of unanticipated connections and hidden patterns, resembling a case of intriguing 'Kenya-nections' to criminal activity.

Amidst the serious contemplation, a touch of lightheartedness and humor permeates our investigation, reminding us that even in the realm of academic inquiry, there's always room for a good dad joke or two. The unexpected alliances uncovered in our study have sparked discussions that extend beyond statistical correlations, initiating inquiries into the deeper cultural, social, and psychological effects of names on criminal occurrences.

Our research has unlocked a captivating mystery that unravels the far-reaching influence of seemingly innocuous choices, and in doing so has revealed the unexpected potential of the name "Kenya." Amidst these unexpected revelations, it's clear that there's no shortage of captivating mysteries lurking beneath the surface of seemingly ordinary phenomena. After all, who would've thought that a name could hold such sway over the criminal realm – it's a real 'Ken-ya believe it or not?' scenario!


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Popularity of the first name Kenya and Robberies in Indiana. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"Robbing Indiana of its Popularity: The Kenya Connection"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we took a quirky departure from conventional research and delved into the intriguing relationship between the popularity of the first name Kenya and the frequency of robberies in the state of Indiana. Utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, our team scrutinized the correlation between the two seemingly unrelated variables. The results yielded a correlation coefficient of 0.8172229 and a p-value of less than 0.01, spanning the years from 1985 to 2022. As we ventured into uncharted territory in search of answers, we found that the rising popularity of the name "Kenya" and the alarming uptick in robberies in Indiana appear to be inexplicably intertwined.

Amidst our intensive analysis, we couldn't help but crack a dad joke: "It seems that the name Kenya is causing quite a stir in Indiana – not just among proud parents, but also among the state's thieves, who can't seem to resist the allure of this captivating moniker."

Our findings have sparked discussions that extend beyond statistical correlations – prompting inquiries into the cultural, social, and psychological underpinnings of nomenclature and criminal behavior. It's a case where Ken-ya believe the surprising connection we stumbled upon? With revelations as unexpected as this, it's clear that there's no shortage of captivating mysteries lurking beneath the surface of seemingly ordinary phenomena.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The study of human behavior is a complex and nuanced endeavor, often leading researchers down unexpected paths. In the realm of popular culture, one might assume that the naming trends of newborns hold little significance beyond personal preference and cultural influence. However, as we delved into our investigation, we stumbled upon a correlation that left us in disbelief. It seems that the name "Kenya" may hold a peculiar influence over the criminal activity in the state of Indiana. So much so, that it prompted us to quip, "Who knew a name could wield so much influence – talk about name-dropping!"
As our research progressed, we aimed to unravel the perplexing connection between the eponymous name and the prevalence of robberies in an unlikely state. This departure from conventional research methodologies led us to break new ground in exploring the quirky and unexpected relationships within the realm of sociological and geographical dynamics. We couldn't resist a chuckle, realizing that our findings might be robbery to some and a stroke of serendipity to others.
Our fascination with this seemingly unconventional pairing led us to analyze the data with a dogged determination, seeking meaningful insights within the deluge of statistical information. To our amazement, we discovered a synchronous rise – not only in the popularity of the name "Kenya," but also in the incidence of robberies in the state of Indiana. It was as if an invisible hand was orchestrating this dance between nomenclature and unlawful activity. We couldn't help but mutter, "The Ken-yaktivity in Indiana seems to be on the rise, and we're not just talking about newborns!"
With this revelation, we were nudged into a realm of inquiry that extended far beyond the scope of traditional statistical analyses. The implications of our findings extended into the realms of culture, influence, and social dynamics, leading us to reconsider the far-reaching impact of a seemingly innocuous choice of name. After all, we couldn't help but wonder, "Is it possible that a name could carry such weighty implications, potentially influencing the very fabric of society – or are we just reaching for Ken-straws here?"

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our analysis revealed a striking correlation between the popularity of the first name "Kenya" and the frequency of robberies in the state of Indiana. From 1985 to 2022, we found a correlation coefficient of 0.8172229, indicating a strong positive relationship between the two variables. This finding suggests that as the usage of the name "Kenya" increased, so did the occurrence of robberies in Indiana. As we marveled at this unexpected connection, we couldn't help but pun, "It appears that the interesting name 'Kenya' is stealing the spotlight in more ways than one!"
The r-squared value of 0.6678533 further bolstered our understanding of the relationship, indicating that approximately 66.79% of the variation in robbery frequency in Indiana can be explained by the popularity of the name "Kenya." This statistical evidence underscores the robustness of the correlation and provides compelling support for the influence exerted by the name "Kenya" on criminal occurrences within the state. We chuckled at the thought of such a quirky link, musing, "Looks like the name 'Kenya' is making a name for itself in more ways than anticipated – even in crime statistics!"
Furthermore, the p-value of less than 0.01 suggests that the observed correlation is statistically significant, offering strong evidence against the null hypothesis of no relationship between the variables. This compelling result reinforces the credibility of our findings and underscores the unanticipated impact of naming trends on social phenomena. We couldn't resist a jest, exclaiming, "Who would've thought that a name could hold such sway over the criminal realm – it's a real 'Ken-ya believe it or not?' scenario!"
Fig. 1 visually encapsulates the pronounced correlation between the popularity of the first name "Kenya" and the incidence of robberies in Indiana. The scatterplot illustrates a clear upward trend, accentuating the simultaneous increase in the name's popularity and robbery frequency over the decades. This graphical representation solidifies the robustness of our findings and provides a compelling visual testament to the unexpected relationship between nomenclature and criminal activity. As we gazed upon the stark visualization, we couldn't help but quip, "Looks like 'Kenya' is truly making a mark on Indiana, for better or worse – who knew it had such 'robbing' potential?"
In summary, our research has illuminated an unanticipated correlation between the popularity of the first name "Kenya" and the prevalence of robberies in Indiana. These findings challenge traditional conceptions of the impact of naming trends and provoke contemplation on the far-reaching influence of seemingly innocuous choices. As we reflect on the unexpected alliances uncovered in our study, we're reminded of the age-old adage, "What's in a name?" In this case, it seems, quite a bit indeed.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our investigation into the unconventional connection between the popularity of the first name "Kenya" and the frequency of robberies in Indiana has revealed a surprising and statistically significant correlation. The robust correlation coefficient of 0.8172229 and a p-value of less than 0.01 firmly establish the compelling association between the two seemingly disparate variables. As we pondered our findings, we couldn't help but quip, "Looks like Kenya has been making quite the name for itself – both in birth announcements and crime reports!"

The implications of our research extend beyond the realm of statistical analyses and delve into the intriguing interplay between societal trends and criminal behavior. Our study offers a thought-provoking departure from conventional research, raising questions about the far-reaching influence of nomenclature on societal phenomena. We can't help but reinforce, "The influence of a name may run deeper than we ever Ken-ya to admit!"

As we reflect on the unexpected convergence of naming trends and criminal activity, our findings leave no room for doubt. Therefore, we adamantly assert that further research in this space is unnecessary. As much as we love a good mystery, it seems that the mystery of Kenya and robberies in Indiana has been solved – and this case is closed.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Robbing Indiana of its Popularity: The Kenya Connection. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Geopolitical Paradoxes


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Robbing Indiana of its Popularity: The Kenya Connection. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Society for International Comparative Research on Traditional Folklore and Modern Pop Culture


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Robbing Indiana of its Popularity: The Kenya Connection with an abstract of In this study, we took a quirky departure from conventional research and delved into the intriguing relationship between the popularity of the first name Kenya and the frequency of robberies in the state of Indiana. Utilizing data from the US Social Security Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, our team scrutinized the correlation between the two seemingly unrelated variables. The results yielded a correlation coefficient of 0.8172229 and a p-value of less than 0.01, spanning the years from 1985 to 2022. As we ventured into uncharted territory in search of answers, we found that the rising popularity of the name "Kenya" and the alarming uptick in robberies in Indiana appear to be inexplicably intertwined.
Amidst our intensive analysis, we couldn't help but crack a dad joke: "It seems that the name Kenya is causing quite a stir in Indiana – not just among proud parents, but also among the state's thieves, who can't seem to resist the allure of this captivating moniker."
Our findings have sparked discussions that extend beyond statistical correlations – prompting inquiries into the cultural, social, and psychological underpinnings of nomenclature and criminal behavior. It's a case where Ken-ya believe the surprising connection we stumbled upon? With revelations as unexpected as this, it's clear that there's no shortage of captivating mysteries lurking beneath the surface of seemingly ordinary phenomena.

ChatGPT:

Kenya name popularity, Indiana robberies, correlation analysis, US Social Security Administration data, FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, Kenya name cultural influence, nomenclature and criminal behavior, unusual statistical correlations

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Data details

Popularity of the first name Kenya
Detailed data title: Babies of all sexes born in the US named Kenya
Source: US Social Security Administration
See what else correlates with Popularity of the first name Kenya

Robberies in Indiana
Detailed data title: The robbery rate per 100,000 residents in Indiana
Source: FBI Criminal Justice Information Services
See what else correlates with Robberies in Indiana

Correlation r = 0.8172229 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.6678533 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 66.8% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Robberies in Indiana) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Popularity of the first name Kenya) over the 38 years from 1985 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 3.9E-10. 0.0000000003862361403990471500
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.82 in 3.9E-8% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 2,589,089,667 random variables You don't actually need 2 billion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 37 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 37 because we have two variables measured over a period of 38 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.67, 0.9 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
19851986198719881989199019911992199319941995199619971998199920002001200220032004200520062007200820092010201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
Popularity of the first name Kenya (Babies born)309259264281380400401507722719697634475519487552497526490459488598600584489409347584479408316333287251234190162165
Robberies in Indiana (Robbery rate)92.19088.689101.4101.3116122.2119.8130.2135.2124.1132.4111.2109.3103.3117107.4103.2102.4108.7113.6123.6118.9114.4101.1107.1101108.3104.5107.1109.9105.685.779.362.446.843




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([309,259,264,281,380,400,401,507,722,719,697,634,475,519,487,552,497,526,490,459,488,598,600,584,489,409,347,584,479,408,316,333,287,251,234,190,162,165,])
array_2 = np.array([92.1,90,88.6,89,101.4,101.3,116,122.2,119.8,130.2,135.2,124.1,132.4,111.2,109.3,103.3,117,107.4,103.2,102.4,108.7,113.6,123.6,118.9,114.4,101.1,107.1,101,108.3,104.5,107.1,109.9,105.6,85.7,79.3,62.4,46.8,43,])
array_1_name = "Popularity of the first name Kenya"
array_2_name = "Robberies in Indiana"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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