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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is xkcd comics published about research and the second variable is Micron Technology's stock price (MU).  The chart goes from 2007 to 2023, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As the number of xkcd comics about research rose, more people became interested in scientific and technological advancements, leading to greater demand for the microchips produced by Micron Technology. It seems like these comics were generating some 'current' about the potential of microchips, sparking a positive 'resistance' to investing in MU stock!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate a photo-realistic image of a person sitting at a computer desk, with the screen showing a cartoon-like image of an xkcd research comic. The person is depicted laughing out loud at the comic. In the background, display a stock ticker on the wall monitor showing Micron Technology's stock price rising steadily. The scene should capture the humor of the comic and the excitement of the stock price increase. Ensure that the details and expressions are vivid and engaging, adding depth and character to the visual elements. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: xkcd comics published about research and Micron Technology's stock price. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: An image that looks like it is a scene from 'Star Wars' Magic realism A photo-realistic image Psychedelic Cutsy graphics
ChatGPT: A photo-realistic image

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both xkcd comics published about research and Micron Technology's stock price together. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In the scene, a person sits at a computer with a screen showing a funny xkcd comic about research, laughing out loud. In the background, a stock ticker displays Micron Technology's stock price rising steadily.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A photo-realistic image ] and depicting this scene: In the scene, a person sits at a computer with a screen showing a funny xkcd comic about research, laughing out loud. In the background, a stock ticker displays Micron Technology's stock price rising steadily. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate a photo-realistic image of a person sitting at a computer desk, with the screen showing a cartoon-like image of an xkcd research comic. The person is depicted laughing out loud at the comic. In the background, display a stock ticker on the wall monitor showing Micron Technology's stock price rising steadily. The scene should capture the humor of the comic and the excitement of the stock price increase. Ensure that the details and expressions are vivid and engaging, adding depth and character to the visual elements.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in xkcd comics published about research caused Micron Technology's stock price (MU) to increase. Include one good pun.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
A Humorous Connection: xkcd Comics and Micron Technology's Stock Price

The Journal of Irreverent Economics

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between xkcd comics published about research and Micron Technology's stock price (MU). Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title a clever pun.

Your research team used data from AI analysis of xkcd comics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8389058 and p < 0.01 for 2007 to 2023.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
A Humorous Connection: xkcd Comics and Micron Technology's Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the unexpected linkage between the whimsical world of xkcd comics and the serious realm of stock market dynamics, particularly focusing on the stock price of Micron Technology (MU). Leveraging the power of AI analysis and financial data from LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), our research team embarked on a quest to unravel this riddle, drawing correlations that would make even the most seasoned statistician chuckle. With a correlation coefficient of 0.8389058 and p < 0.01 for the time span from 2007 to 2023, the results suggest a surprisingly strong association between the publication of xkcd comics related to research and the fluctuations in Micron Technology's stock price. We present not only the empirical findings but also delve into the quirky humor that emerges when the seemingly disparate worlds of comics and stocks collide. This paper aims to entertain and enlighten, proving that even in the world of serious research, there's always room for a good laugh.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between xkcd comics published about research and Micron Technology's stock price (MU). Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
A Humorous Connection: xkcd Comics and Micron Technology's Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the unexpected linkage between the whimsical world of xkcd comics and the serious realm of stock market dynamics, particularly focusing on the stock price of Micron Technology (MU). Leveraging the power of AI analysis and financial data from LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), our research team embarked on a quest to unravel this riddle, drawing correlations that would make even the most seasoned statistician chuckle. With a correlation coefficient of 0.8389058 and p < 0.01 for the time span from 2007 to 2023, the results suggest a surprisingly strong association between the publication of xkcd comics related to research and the fluctuations in Micron Technology's stock price. We present not only the empirical findings but also delve into the quirky humor that emerges when the seemingly disparate worlds of comics and stocks collide. This paper aims to entertain and enlighten, proving that even in the world of serious research, there's always room for a good laugh.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The world of academic research is often considered a dour and humorless place, where stern-faced statisticians crunch numbers and serious scholars pore over data with furrowed brows. However, in the midst of this seemingly staid environment, there exists an unexpected and uproarious connection between the lighthearted musings of xkcd comics and the rollercoaster ride of stock market dynamics, particularly that of Micron Technology (MU). It's as if the science of statistics and the art of comedic storytelling decided to join forces for a wild romp through the world of finance.

With the advent of Artificial Intelligence (AI) and the availability of comprehensive financial datasets, our team of intrepid researchers set out to investigate this unanticipated correlation, armed with a hefty dose of curiosity and a knack for spotting humor in the most unexpected places. Our journey led us to uncover a correlation coefficient of 0.8389058 and p < 0.01 during the time span from 2007 to 2023, irrefutably demonstrating a strong and seemingly inexplicable association between the release of xkcd comics centered on research and the fluctuations in Micron Technology's stock price. As our findings emerged, we couldn't help but marvel at the serendipitous dance between these seemingly divergent worlds, where the whimsical realm of comics collides with the unwieldy waves of stock price movements.

In this paper, we invite our esteemed readers to journey with us through the convoluted landscape of statistics with a side of levity, as we not only unravel the empirical evidence but also bask in the idiosyncratic humor that emerges when xkcd's irreverence encounters Micron Technology's market cap. It's a tale of two seemingly incongruous entities, where laughter meets regression, and correlations intermingle with cleverly crafted anecdotes.

So, fasten your seatbelts, dear readers, as we embark on a joyous jaunt through the unexpected nexus of xkcd comics and Micron Technology's stock price, proving that even in the realm of rigorous research, a good chuckle is never too far from reach.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between xkcd comics published about research and Micron Technology's stock price (MU). Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then you might move on to cartoons and children's shows that you watched for research.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
A Humorous Connection: xkcd Comics and Micron Technology's Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the unexpected linkage between the whimsical world of xkcd comics and the serious realm of stock market dynamics, particularly focusing on the stock price of Micron Technology (MU). Leveraging the power of AI analysis and financial data from LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), our research team embarked on a quest to unravel this riddle, drawing correlations that would make even the most seasoned statistician chuckle. With a correlation coefficient of 0.8389058 and p < 0.01 for the time span from 2007 to 2023, the results suggest a surprisingly strong association between the publication of xkcd comics related to research and the fluctuations in Micron Technology's stock price. We present not only the empirical findings but also delve into the quirky humor that emerges when the seemingly disparate worlds of comics and stocks collide. This paper aims to entertain and enlighten, proving that even in the world of serious research, there's always room for a good laugh.

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The world of academic research is often considered a dour and humorless place, where stern-faced statisticians crunch numbers and serious scholars pore over data with furrowed brows. However, in the midst of this seemingly staid environment, there exists an unexpected and uproarious connection between the lighthearted musings of xkcd comics and the rollercoaster ride of stock market dynamics, particularly that of Micron Technology (MU). It's as if the science of statistics and the art of comedic storytelling decided to join forces for a wild romp through the world of finance.
With the advent of Artificial Intelligence (AI) and the availability of comprehensive financial datasets, our team of intrepid researchers set out to investigate this unanticipated correlation, armed with a hefty dose of curiosity and a knack for spotting humor in the most unexpected places. Our journey led us to uncover a correlation coefficient of 0.8389058 and p < 0.01 during the time span from 2007 to 2023, irrefutably demonstrating a strong and seemingly inexplicable association between the release of xkcd comics centered on research and the fluctuations in Micron Technology's stock price. As our findings emerged, we couldn't help but marvel at the serendipitous dance between these seemingly divergent worlds, where the whimsical realm of comics collides with the unwieldy waves of stock price movements.
In this paper, we invite our esteemed readers to journey with us through the convoluted landscape of statistics with a side of levity, as we not only unravel the empirical evidence but also bask in the idiosyncratic humor that emerges when xkcd's irreverence encounters Micron Technology's market cap. It's a tale of two seemingly incongruous entities, where laughter meets regression, and correlations intermingle with cleverly crafted anecdotes.
So, fasten your seatbelts, dear readers, as we embark on a joyous jaunt through the unexpected nexus of xkcd comics and Micron Technology's stock price, proving that even in the realm of rigorous research, a good chuckle is never too far from reach.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

A number of serious scholarly studies have explored the rather unexpected relationship between seemingly unrelated phenomena. For instance, Smith et al. (2015) delve into the complex web of behavioral economics and irrational decision-making, shedding light on the amusing tendencies of homo economicus to veer off the rational path at the most inopportune times. Similarly, Doe and Jones (2018) examine the impact of psychological factors on stock market dynamics, uncovering the often comical behavior of investors when faced with unexpected market shifts. These studies, while attempting to maintain an air of scholarly sobriety, hint at the whimsical nature of human decision-making, a theme that will later prove to be a recurring motif in our own investigation.

Turning to non-fiction texts, books such as "Freakonomics" by Steven D. Levitt and Stephen J. Dubner and "Predictably Irrational" by Dan Ariely have provided poignant insights into the quirks of human behavior and their puzzling effects on economic and financial systems. Meanwhile, in the realm of fiction, works like "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams and "Good Omens" by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett have skillfully blended elements of absurdity and satire, serving as a reminder that humor can indeed be found in the unlikeliest of places.

A more recent and quite unconventional addition to our sources of inspiration has been the study of xkcd comics related to research. While seemingly far removed from the world of stock market dynamics, these whimsical creations have provided unexpected insights and moments of levity that have proved invaluable to our study. Witty and insightful, xkcd comics have masterfully captured the nuances of scientific inquiry and academic pursuits, all the while keeping their readers amused and bemused in equal measure.

Additionally, in our quest for comedic inspiration, we would be remiss if we did not acknowledge the enriching influence of classic cartoons such as "Looney Tunes" and "SpongeBob SquarePants." These infinitely entertaining shows have not only offered lighthearted amusement but have also instilled within us a profound appreciation for the synergy between wit and whimsy, a sentiment that undoubtedly permeates our own research endeavors.

As we synthesize these disparate but harmonious sources of influence, we are reminded of the sage words of Oscar Wilde: "Life is too important to be taken seriously." Embracing this credo, our investigation aims to blend the realms of research and humor, inviting our readers to revel in the delightful dance between xkcd comics and Micron Technology's stock price, which we believe is not only enlightening but also joyously entertaining.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between xkcd comics published about research and Micron Technology's stock price (MU). Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from AI analysis of xkcd comics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) . You used data from 2007 to 2023

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
A Humorous Connection: xkcd Comics and Micron Technology's Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the unexpected linkage between the whimsical world of xkcd comics and the serious realm of stock market dynamics, particularly focusing on the stock price of Micron Technology (MU). Leveraging the power of AI analysis and financial data from LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), our research team embarked on a quest to unravel this riddle, drawing correlations that would make even the most seasoned statistician chuckle. With a correlation coefficient of 0.8389058 and p < 0.01 for the time span from 2007 to 2023, the results suggest a surprisingly strong association between the publication of xkcd comics related to research and the fluctuations in Micron Technology's stock price. We present not only the empirical findings but also delve into the quirky humor that emerges when the seemingly disparate worlds of comics and stocks collide. This paper aims to entertain and enlighten, proving that even in the world of serious research, there's always room for a good laugh.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The world of academic research is often considered a dour and humorless place, where stern-faced statisticians crunch numbers and serious scholars pore over data with furrowed brows. However, in the midst of this seemingly staid environment, there exists an unexpected and uproarious connection between the lighthearted musings of xkcd comics and the rollercoaster ride of stock market dynamics, particularly that of Micron Technology (MU). It's as if the science of statistics and the art of comedic storytelling decided to join forces for a wild romp through the world of finance.
With the advent of Artificial Intelligence (AI) and the availability of comprehensive financial datasets, our team of intrepid researchers set out to investigate this unanticipated correlation, armed with a hefty dose of curiosity and a knack for spotting humor in the most unexpected places. Our journey led us to uncover a correlation coefficient of 0.8389058 and p < 0.01 during the time span from 2007 to 2023, irrefutably demonstrating a strong and seemingly inexplicable association between the release of xkcd comics centered on research and the fluctuations in Micron Technology's stock price. As our findings emerged, we couldn't help but marvel at the serendipitous dance between these seemingly divergent worlds, where the whimsical realm of comics collides with the unwieldy waves of stock price movements.
In this paper, we invite our esteemed readers to journey with us through the convoluted landscape of statistics with a side of levity, as we not only unravel the empirical evidence but also bask in the idiosyncratic humor that emerges when xkcd's irreverence encounters Micron Technology's market cap. It's a tale of two seemingly incongruous entities, where laughter meets regression, and correlations intermingle with cleverly crafted anecdotes.
So, fasten your seatbelts, dear readers, as we embark on a joyous jaunt through the unexpected nexus of xkcd comics and Micron Technology's stock price, proving that even in the realm of rigorous research, a good chuckle is never too far from reach.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To establish the whimsical link between xkcd comics and the stock price of Micron Technology (MU), our research team embarked on a data-gathering odyssey that would have made even the most intrepid scientist raise an eyebrow with amusement. Drawing on a dizzying array of sources from the internet – with a generous sprinkling of data sourced from AI analysis of xkcd comics and financial information from LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) – we sought to capture the essence of this improbable correlation.

Utilizing a smorgasbord of statistical methods, including time series analysis and correlation coefficients, we sought to quantify the interplay between the esoteric world of comics and the seemingly austere domain of stock market dynamics. With one eye on the pixels and punchlines of xkcd's creations and the other on MICRON's stock ticker, we delved into the data, armed with a treasure map of humor and a compass of statistical rigor.

Our first step involved identifying xkcd comics specifically related to research and scientific themes, harnessing the power of AI algorithms to discern the subtle nuances of satire and scientific wit. These comics were then cataloged and meticulously cross-referenced with the timelines of Micron Technology's stock price movements, scrutinizing each squiggle and swoop of the stock's trajectory for any hint of synchronization with the publication of these comedic gems.

In tandem, we conducted a thorough analysis of Micron Technology's stock data using state-of-the-art statistical tools, poring over price patterns, volume trends, and market sentiment with the precision of a research-minded sleuth. By scrutinizing each aberration and trend in the stock's performance, we aspired to unravel the enigmatic relationship between these seemingly disparate entities.

Having amassed a trove of data from the parallel universes of comic revelry and stock market tumult, we fed this empirical bounty into our statistical models, stirring the cauldron of correlation and causation to discern the degree of association between the timing of xkcd comic releases and the gyrations of Micron Technology's stock price. Our analyses included robust statistical tests to determine the strength and significance of this quirky relationship, ensuring that our findings were not merely the random meanderings of a statistical jester.

Through this methodological symphony of wit and statistics, we sought to paint a vivid portrait of the serendipitous dance between xkcd's irreverence and the gyrations of Micron Technology's stock price. As we navigated this zany terrain, we remain acutely aware that even in the world of rigorous research, a well-crafted pun and a carefully orchestrated statistical waltz can serve as the best companions on our journey toward illumination.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between xkcd comics published about research and Micron Technology's stock price (MU). Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from AI analysis of xkcd comics and LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv) .

For the time period 2007 to 2023, you found a correlation 0.8389058, r-squared of 0.7037630, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
A Humorous Connection: xkcd Comics and Micron Technology's Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the unexpected linkage between the whimsical world of xkcd comics and the serious realm of stock market dynamics, particularly focusing on the stock price of Micron Technology (MU). Leveraging the power of AI analysis and financial data from LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), our research team embarked on a quest to unravel this riddle, drawing correlations that would make even the most seasoned statistician chuckle. With a correlation coefficient of 0.8389058 and p < 0.01 for the time span from 2007 to 2023, the results suggest a surprisingly strong association between the publication of xkcd comics related to research and the fluctuations in Micron Technology's stock price. We present not only the empirical findings but also delve into the quirky humor that emerges when the seemingly disparate worlds of comics and stocks collide. This paper aims to entertain and enlighten, proving that even in the world of serious research, there's always room for a good laugh.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The world of academic research is often considered a dour and humorless place, where stern-faced statisticians crunch numbers and serious scholars pore over data with furrowed brows. However, in the midst of this seemingly staid environment, there exists an unexpected and uproarious connection between the lighthearted musings of xkcd comics and the rollercoaster ride of stock market dynamics, particularly that of Micron Technology (MU). It's as if the science of statistics and the art of comedic storytelling decided to join forces for a wild romp through the world of finance.
With the advent of Artificial Intelligence (AI) and the availability of comprehensive financial datasets, our team of intrepid researchers set out to investigate this unanticipated correlation, armed with a hefty dose of curiosity and a knack for spotting humor in the most unexpected places. Our journey led us to uncover a correlation coefficient of 0.8389058 and p < 0.01 during the time span from 2007 to 2023, irrefutably demonstrating a strong and seemingly inexplicable association between the release of xkcd comics centered on research and the fluctuations in Micron Technology's stock price. As our findings emerged, we couldn't help but marvel at the serendipitous dance between these seemingly divergent worlds, where the whimsical realm of comics collides with the unwieldy waves of stock price movements.
In this paper, we invite our esteemed readers to journey with us through the convoluted landscape of statistics with a side of levity, as we not only unravel the empirical evidence but also bask in the idiosyncratic humor that emerges when xkcd's irreverence encounters Micron Technology's market cap. It's a tale of two seemingly incongruous entities, where laughter meets regression, and correlations intermingle with cleverly crafted anecdotes.
So, fasten your seatbelts, dear readers, as we embark on a joyous jaunt through the unexpected nexus of xkcd comics and Micron Technology's stock price, proving that even in the realm of rigorous research, a good chuckle is never too far from reach.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The results of our investigation into the unlikely connection between xkcd comics and Micron Technology's stock price (MU) have left us pleasantly surprised and humorously bemused. Leveraging AI analysis and financial data from LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), our team uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.8389058, an r-squared of 0.7037630, and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 2007 to 2023. These statistical measures not only confirm the existence of a strong association between the publication of xkcd comics related to research and the fluctuations in Micron Technology's stock price but also set the stage for a comedic tale worthy of a standing ovation.

Our findings are visually encapsulated in Figure 1, a scatterplot that graphically depicts the robust correlation between the two variables. As we gazed upon this plot, we couldn't help but chuckle at the sight of these seemingly incongruous entities converging on a single graph. It's as though the world of statistics and the realm of comics chose to dance a lighthearted jig, much to the amusement of onlookers.

The correlation coefficient of 0.8389058 serves as a resounding ode to the unexpected camaraderie between the whimsical world of xkcd comics and the dynamic domain of stock market fluctuation. In statistical terms, this correlation coefficient denotes a strong positive linear relationship between the publication of xkcd comics related to research and the movements in Micron Technology's stock price. It's as if the meticulous musings of statistical analysis decided to have a whimsical rendezvous with the unpredictable swings of market dynamics, resulting in a harmonic convergence of laughter and economic indicators.

Furthermore, the r-squared value of 0.7037630 adds a touch of statistical whimsy to our findings, indicating that over 70% of the variability in Micron Technology's stock price can be elucidated by the publication of xkcd comics focused on research. This remarkable degree of explanatory power left us marveling at the comedic capers hidden within the world of regression analysis, proving that even the most serious of statistical techniques can't escape the allure of humor.

Lastly, the p-value of less than 0.01 validates the significance of the association we observed, reinforcing the notion that the correlation between xkcd comics and Micron Technology's stock price is not merely a statistical fluke but a comically compelling phenomenon worthy of further exploration.

In summary, our results paint a picture of an uproariously unexpected connection between the mirthful musings of xkcd comics and the market machinations of Micron Technology's stock price. This statistical saga is not just about correlations and coefficients but an embodiment of the good-natured whimsy that permeates even the most unlikely of research investigations. As we delve deeper into the implications of these findings, we invite our esteemed readers to join us in savoring the delightful blend of statistical significance and comedic curiosity that defines this captivating correlation.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between xkcd comics published about research and Micron Technology's stock price (MU). Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
A Humorous Connection: xkcd Comics and Micron Technology's Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the unexpected linkage between the whimsical world of xkcd comics and the serious realm of stock market dynamics, particularly focusing on the stock price of Micron Technology (MU). Leveraging the power of AI analysis and financial data from LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), our research team embarked on a quest to unravel this riddle, drawing correlations that would make even the most seasoned statistician chuckle. With a correlation coefficient of 0.8389058 and p < 0.01 for the time span from 2007 to 2023, the results suggest a surprisingly strong association between the publication of xkcd comics related to research and the fluctuations in Micron Technology's stock price. We present not only the empirical findings but also delve into the quirky humor that emerges when the seemingly disparate worlds of comics and stocks collide. This paper aims to entertain and enlighten, proving that even in the world of serious research, there's always room for a good laugh.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
A number of serious scholarly studies have explored the rather unexpected relationship between seemingly unrelated phenomena. For instance, Smith et al. (2015) delve into the complex web of behavioral economics and irrational decision-making, shedding light on the amusing tendencies of homo economicus to veer off the rational path at the most inopportune times. Similarly, Doe and Jones (2018) examine the impact of psychological factors on stock market dynamics, uncovering the often comical behavior of investors when faced with unexpected market shifts. These studies, while attempting to maintain an air of scholarly sobriety, hint at the whimsical nature of human decision-making, a theme that will later prove to be a recurring motif in our own investigation.
Turning to non-fiction texts, books such as "Freakonomics" by Steven D. Levitt and Stephen J. Dubner and "Predictably Irrational" by Dan Ariely have provided poignant insights into the quirks of human behavior and their puzzling effects on economic and financial systems. Meanwhile, in the realm of fiction, works like "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams and "Good Omens" by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett have skillfully blended elements of absurdity and satire, serving as a reminder that humor can indeed be found in the unlikeliest of places.
A more recent and quite unconventional addition to our sources of inspiration has been the study of xkcd comics related to research. While seemingly far removed from the world of stock market dynamics, these whimsical creations have provided unexpected insights and moments of levity that have proved invaluable to our study. Witty and insightful, xkcd comics have masterfully captured the nuances of scientific inquiry and academic pursuits, all the while keeping their readers amused and bemused in equal measure.
Additionally, in our quest for comedic inspiration, we would be remiss if we did not acknowledge the enriching influence of classic cartoons such as "Looney Tunes" and "SpongeBob SquarePants." These infinitely entertaining shows have not only offered lighthearted amusement but have also instilled within us a profound appreciation for the synergy between wit and whimsy, a sentiment that undoubtedly permeates our own research endeavors.
As we synthesize these disparate but harmonious sources of influence, we are reminded of the sage words of Oscar Wilde: "Life is too important to be taken seriously." Embracing this credo, our investigation aims to blend the realms of research and humor, inviting our readers to revel in the delightful dance between xkcd comics and Micron Technology's stock price, which we believe is not only enlightening but also joyously entertaining.

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our investigation into the unlikely connection between xkcd comics and Micron Technology's stock price (MU) have left us pleasantly surprised and humorously bemused. Leveraging AI analysis and financial data from LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), our team uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.8389058, an r-squared of 0.7037630, and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 2007 to 2023. These statistical measures not only confirm the existence of a strong association between the publication of xkcd comics related to research and the fluctuations in Micron Technology's stock price but also set the stage for a comedic tale worthy of a standing ovation.
Our findings are visually encapsulated in Figure 1, a scatterplot that graphically depicts the robust correlation between the two variables. As we gazed upon this plot, we couldn't help but chuckle at the sight of these seemingly incongruous entities converging on a single graph. It's as though the world of statistics and the realm of comics chose to dance a lighthearted jig, much to the amusement of onlookers.
The correlation coefficient of 0.8389058 serves as a resounding ode to the unexpected camaraderie between the whimsical world of xkcd comics and the dynamic domain of stock market fluctuation. In statistical terms, this correlation coefficient denotes a strong positive linear relationship between the publication of xkcd comics related to research and the movements in Micron Technology's stock price. It's as if the meticulous musings of statistical analysis decided to have a whimsical rendezvous with the unpredictable swings of market dynamics, resulting in a harmonic convergence of laughter and economic indicators.
Furthermore, the r-squared value of 0.7037630 adds a touch of statistical whimsy to our findings, indicating that over 70% of the variability in Micron Technology's stock price can be elucidated by the publication of xkcd comics focused on research. This remarkable degree of explanatory power left us marveling at the comedic capers hidden within the world of regression analysis, proving that even the most serious of statistical techniques can't escape the allure of humor.
Lastly, the p-value of less than 0.01 validates the significance of the association we observed, reinforcing the notion that the correlation between xkcd comics and Micron Technology's stock price is not merely a statistical fluke but a comically compelling phenomenon worthy of further exploration.
In summary, our results paint a picture of an uproariously unexpected connection between the mirthful musings of xkcd comics and the market machinations of Micron Technology's stock price. This statistical saga is not just about correlations and coefficients but an embodiment of the good-natured whimsy that permeates even the most unlikely of research investigations. As we delve deeper into the implications of these findings, we invite our esteemed readers to join us in savoring the delightful blend of statistical significance and comedic curiosity that defines this captivating correlation.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



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[[DISCUSSION]]

Our research has uncovered a correlation between xkcd comics related to research and the stock price of Micron Technology that is robust enough to leave even the most stoic analyst grinning like a Cheshire cat. This whimsical linkage between the serious realm of stock market dynamics and the lighthearted world of xkcd comics reiterates the reconciliatory adage: "Why so serious when you can have some statistical laughter?"

The connection we've unearthed is a real barrel of statistical monkeys. It's as if the whimsical nature of xkcd found a way to infiltrate the stock market and inject some levity into an otherwise solemn sphere. With a correlation coefficient of 0.8389058, our results confirm the unexpectedly strong association between the publication of xkcd comics related to research and the fluctuations in Micron Technology's stock price. One could say that these comics hold the "micron" of truth in predicting market movements, and it's no "micro"cosm of a correlation - it's the real deal!

Our findings not only align with but also amplify the delightful motifs of prior research that hint at the whimsical nature of human decision-making. While others may have tiptoed around it, we proudly march forward, trumpeting the revelry and raucousness that permeates the world of stock market dynamics. We're not just shedding a light on correlations; we're spotlighting the comedic capers that unfold when the precise world of statistics encounters the unpredictable realm of market dynamics.

In sum, our study invites financial analysts, statisticians, and comic enthusiasts alike to join us in savoring the delightful blend of statistical significance and comedic curiosity that defines this captivating correlation. After all, laughter yields the best returns, doesn't it? So let's raise a statistical toast to the unexpected synergy between xkcd and Micron Technology, and remember, in the world of research, sometimes the most intriguing discoveries are found where we least expect them - even in the comic relief of xkcd.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between xkcd comics published about research and Micron Technology's stock price (MU). Make lots of jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
A Humorous Connection: xkcd Comics and Micron Technology's Stock Price

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the unexpected linkage between the whimsical world of xkcd comics and the serious realm of stock market dynamics, particularly focusing on the stock price of Micron Technology (MU). Leveraging the power of AI analysis and financial data from LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), our research team embarked on a quest to unravel this riddle, drawing correlations that would make even the most seasoned statistician chuckle. With a correlation coefficient of 0.8389058 and p < 0.01 for the time span from 2007 to 2023, the results suggest a surprisingly strong association between the publication of xkcd comics related to research and the fluctuations in Micron Technology's stock price. We present not only the empirical findings but also delve into the quirky humor that emerges when the seemingly disparate worlds of comics and stocks collide. This paper aims to entertain and enlighten, proving that even in the world of serious research, there's always room for a good laugh.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The world of academic research is often considered a dour and humorless place, where stern-faced statisticians crunch numbers and serious scholars pore over data with furrowed brows. However, in the midst of this seemingly staid environment, there exists an unexpected and uproarious connection between the lighthearted musings of xkcd comics and the rollercoaster ride of stock market dynamics, particularly that of Micron Technology (MU). It's as if the science of statistics and the art of comedic storytelling decided to join forces for a wild romp through the world of finance.
With the advent of Artificial Intelligence (AI) and the availability of comprehensive financial datasets, our team of intrepid researchers set out to investigate this unanticipated correlation, armed with a hefty dose of curiosity and a knack for spotting humor in the most unexpected places. Our journey led us to uncover a correlation coefficient of 0.8389058 and p < 0.01 during the time span from 2007 to 2023, irrefutably demonstrating a strong and seemingly inexplicable association between the release of xkcd comics centered on research and the fluctuations in Micron Technology's stock price. As our findings emerged, we couldn't help but marvel at the serendipitous dance between these seemingly divergent worlds, where the whimsical realm of comics collides with the unwieldy waves of stock price movements.
In this paper, we invite our esteemed readers to journey with us through the convoluted landscape of statistics with a side of levity, as we not only unravel the empirical evidence but also bask in the idiosyncratic humor that emerges when xkcd's irreverence encounters Micron Technology's market cap. It's a tale of two seemingly incongruous entities, where laughter meets regression, and correlations intermingle with cleverly crafted anecdotes.
So, fasten your seatbelts, dear readers, as we embark on a joyous jaunt through the unexpected nexus of xkcd comics and Micron Technology's stock price, proving that even in the realm of rigorous research, a good chuckle is never too far from reach.

[[RESULTS]]
The results of our investigation into the unlikely connection between xkcd comics and Micron Technology's stock price (MU) have left us pleasantly surprised and humorously bemused. Leveraging AI analysis and financial data from LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), our team uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.8389058, an r-squared of 0.7037630, and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the period spanning from 2007 to 2023. These statistical measures not only confirm the existence of a strong association between the publication of xkcd comics related to research and the fluctuations in Micron Technology's stock price but also set the stage for a comedic tale worthy of a standing ovation.
Our findings are visually encapsulated in Figure 1, a scatterplot that graphically depicts the robust correlation between the two variables. As we gazed upon this plot, we couldn't help but chuckle at the sight of these seemingly incongruous entities converging on a single graph. It's as though the world of statistics and the realm of comics chose to dance a lighthearted jig, much to the amusement of onlookers.
The correlation coefficient of 0.8389058 serves as a resounding ode to the unexpected camaraderie between the whimsical world of xkcd comics and the dynamic domain of stock market fluctuation. In statistical terms, this correlation coefficient denotes a strong positive linear relationship between the publication of xkcd comics related to research and the movements in Micron Technology's stock price. It's as if the meticulous musings of statistical analysis decided to have a whimsical rendezvous with the unpredictable swings of market dynamics, resulting in a harmonic convergence of laughter and economic indicators.
Furthermore, the r-squared value of 0.7037630 adds a touch of statistical whimsy to our findings, indicating that over 70% of the variability in Micron Technology's stock price can be elucidated by the publication of xkcd comics focused on research. This remarkable degree of explanatory power left us marveling at the comedic capers hidden within the world of regression analysis, proving that even the most serious of statistical techniques can't escape the allure of humor.
Lastly, the p-value of less than 0.01 validates the significance of the association we observed, reinforcing the notion that the correlation between xkcd comics and Micron Technology's stock price is not merely a statistical fluke but a comically compelling phenomenon worthy of further exploration.
In summary, our results paint a picture of an uproariously unexpected connection between the mirthful musings of xkcd comics and the market machinations of Micron Technology's stock price. This statistical saga is not just about correlations and coefficients but an embodiment of the good-natured whimsy that permeates even the most unlikely of research investigations. As we delve deeper into the implications of these findings, we invite our esteemed readers to join us in savoring the delightful blend of statistical significance and comedic curiosity that defines this captivating correlation.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]
In conclusion, our research has uncovered a rib-tickling relationship between the publication of xkcd comics related to research and the fluctuations in Micron Technology's stock price. The correlation coefficient of 0.8389058 and p < 0.01 have left us as bewildered as a lab mouse in a maze with cheese-flavored statistics. The scatterplot in Figure 1 is a visual delight, showcasing the unlikely marriage of stick figures and stock prices, leaving us pondering if perhaps a well-placed pun can predict market trends.

The r-squared value of 0.7037630 serves as a reminder that even in the serious world of regression analysis, there's room for a statistical stand-up routine. It's as if the irreverent humor of xkcd comics has infiltrated the normally staid realm of stock price prediction, leading us to wonder if maybe the key to successful investing lies in a good punchline.

The p-value of less than 0.01 is a nod to the uproarious significance of our findings, proving that this correlation is no statistical fluke but a side-splitting phenomenon worthy of further investigation. We can't help but wonder if future research might reveal a link between Garfield's lasagna consumption and the GDP.

In light of these revelations, we assert with the utmost statistical solemnity that no further research is needed in this area. The comedy of errors in the world of stock price prediction has never been clearer, and we eagerly await the day when analysts punctuate their reports with knock-knock jokes.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited A Humorous Connection: xkcd Comics and Micron Technology's Stock Price. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Irreverent Economics


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited A Humorous Connection: xkcd Comics and Micron Technology's Stock Price. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Institute for Laughable Connections


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled A Humorous Connection: xkcd Comics and Micron Technology's Stock Price with an abstract of In this study, we investigate the unexpected linkage between the whimsical world of xkcd comics and the serious realm of stock market dynamics, particularly focusing on the stock price of Micron Technology (MU). Leveraging the power of AI analysis and financial data from LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv), our research team embarked on a quest to unravel this riddle, drawing correlations that would make even the most seasoned statistician chuckle. With a correlation coefficient of 0.8389058 and p < 0.01 for the time span from 2007 to 2023, the results suggest a surprisingly strong association between the publication of xkcd comics related to research and the fluctuations in Micron Technology's stock price. We present not only the empirical findings but also delve into the quirky humor that emerges when the seemingly disparate worlds of comics and stocks collide. This paper aims to entertain and enlighten, proving that even in the world of serious research, there's always room for a good laugh.

ChatGPT:

xkcd comics, Micron Technology, stock price, AI analysis, financial data, LSEG Analytics, Refinitiv, correlation coefficient, statistical analysis, empirical findings, comic publication, stock market dynamics, research correlation

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Data details

xkcd comics published about research
Detailed data title: The number of xkcd comics published each year about research
Source: AI analysis of xkcd comics
Additional Info: I designed a Python workflow to perform OCR on every xkcd comic, feed that text into a large language model, and ask the model whether this comic was about the category named in the title.

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Micron Technology's stock price (MU)
Detailed data title: Opening price of Micron Technology (MU) on the first trading day of the year
Source: LSEG Analytics (Refinitiv)
Additional Info: Via Microsoft Excel Stockhistory function

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Correlation r = 0.8389058 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.7037630 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 70.4% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Micron Technology's stock price (MU)) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., xkcd comics published about research) over the 17 years from 2007 through 2023.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 2.6E-5. 0.0000257052477475166600000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.84 in 0.0026% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 38,903 random variables You don't actually need 38 thousand variables to find a correlation like this one. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 16 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 16 because we have two variables measured over a period of 17 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.6, 0.94 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
20072008200920102011201220132014201520162017201820192020202120222023
xkcd comics published about research (xkcd comics)31125026323627795
Micron Technology's stock price (MU) (Stock price)14.147.232.6510.828.146.646.621.6835.2413.8322.0741.543154.8576.4893.9150.56




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([3,1,1,2,5,0,2,6,3,2,3,6,2,7,7,9,5,])
array_2 = np.array([14.14,7.23,2.65,10.82,8.14,6.64,6.6,21.68,35.24,13.83,22.07,41.54,31,54.85,76.48,93.91,50.56,])
array_1_name = "xkcd comics published about research"
array_2_name = "Micron Technology's stock price (MU)"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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