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The surge of hydroelectric power in the UK inadvertently created electromagnetic disruptions, leading to a ripple effect in the Earth's ionosphere. This, in turn, interfered with the cloaking mechanisms of intergalactic spacecraft, making them inadvertently visible to the good folks of Delaware. It's shocking how electrifyingly funny this connection is!Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Create an image that looks like a scene from 'Star Wars', depicting a lush valley in the United Kingdom with a powerful hydroelectric dam standing tall, harnessing the force of the rushing river. The surroundings seem to shimmer with a faint, otherworldly glow. In the background, a group of UFOs hovers over the picturesque landscape, drawn by the unusual changes in the Earth's magnetic field caused by the surge in hydropower. The UFOs appear to be hovering curiously, as if searching for an intergalactic energy source, enticed by the unique energy fluctuations. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Hydopower energy generated in United Kingdom and UFO sightings in Delaware. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Cubism Sci-fi fantacy Art nouveau An image that looks like it is a scene from 'Star Wars' Cyber folk
ChatGPT: An image that looks like it is a scene from 'Star Wars'
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Hydopower energy generated in United Kingdom and UFO sightings in Delaware, in the following situation: Because the increase in hydropower energy in the UK altered the Earth's magnetic field, attracting UFOs to Delaware for a better intergalactic energy source.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a lush valley in the United Kingdom, a powerful hydroelectric dam stands tall, harnessing the force of the rushing river to generate energy. As the water surges through the turbines, the surroundings seem to shimmer with a faint, otherworldly glow. Across the Atlantic in Delaware, a group of UFOs hovers over the picturesque landscape, drawn by the unusual changes in the Earth's magnetic field caused by the surge in hydropower. The UFOs seem to be hovering curiously, as if searching for an intergalactic energy source, enticed by the unique energy fluctuations.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ An image that looks like it is a scene from 'Star Wars' ] and depicting this scene: In a lush valley in the United Kingdom, a powerful hydroelectric dam stands tall, harnessing the force of the rushing river to generate energy. As the water surges through the turbines, the surroundings seem to shimmer with a faint, otherworldly glow. Across the Atlantic in Delaware, a group of UFOs hovers over the picturesque landscape, drawn by the unusual changes in the Earth's magnetic field caused by the surge in hydropower. The UFOs seem to be hovering curiously, as if searching for an intergalactic energy source, enticed by the unique energy fluctuations. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Create an image that looks like a scene from 'Star Wars', depicting a lush valley in the United Kingdom with a powerful hydroelectric dam standing tall, harnessing the force of the rushing river. The surroundings seem to shimmer with a faint, otherworldly glow. In the background, a group of UFOs hovers over the picturesque landscape, drawn by the unusual changes in the Earth's magnetic field caused by the surge in hydropower. The UFOs appear to be hovering curiously, as if searching for an intergalactic energy source, enticed by the unique energy fluctuations.
*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.
I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in Hydopower energy generated in United Kingdom caused UFO sightings in Delaware to increase.
AI academic paper
Hydropower Hours and UFO Sightings: A Correlational Stargate? The Journal of Extraterrestrial Energy and Anomalies Jan 2024 Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real! |
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Hydopower energy generated in United Kingdom and UFO sightings in Delaware. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.
Rhyme words in the title.
Your research team used data from Energy Information Administration and National UFO Reporting Center to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.6449160 and p < 0.01 for 1980 to 2021.
Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)
[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Hydropower Hours and UFO Sightings: A Correlational Stargate?"
[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the potential link between hydropower energy generation in the United Kingdom and UFO sightings in Delaware over a 41-year period. Utilizing data from the Energy Information Administration and the National UFO Reporting Center, our study reveals a surprisingly robust connection between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. Our findings suggest a significantly positive correlation coefficient of 0.6449160 (p < 0.01) for the years 1980 to 2021, sparking discussion about the interconnectedness of earthly energy production and extraterrestrial visitation.
Our analysis delves into the temporal patterns of hydropower output and UFO sightings, uncovering tantalizing fluctuations that raise eyebrows and prompt speculation. A notable peak in hydropower energy coincides with an increase in UFO reports over Delaware, leading to the humorous pun – "When hydropower surges, do UFOs emerge?"
In conclusion, this research sheds light on a previously unexplored connection, demonstrating the electrifying interplay between terrestrial hydropower and celestial sightings. These findings invite further investigation into the cosmic implications of human energy activities and encourage a light-hearted consideration of the extraterrestrial humor interwoven in the cosmic fabric of our universe.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Hydopower energy generated in United Kingdom and UFO sightings in Delaware. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Hydropower Hours and UFO Sightings: A Correlational Stargate?"
[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the potential link between hydropower energy generation in the United Kingdom and UFO sightings in Delaware over a 41-year period. Utilizing data from the Energy Information Administration and the National UFO Reporting Center, our study reveals a surprisingly robust connection between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. Our findings suggest a significantly positive correlation coefficient of 0.6449160 (p < 0.01) for the years 1980 to 2021, sparking discussion about the interconnectedness of earthly energy production and extraterrestrial visitation.
Our analysis delves into the temporal patterns of hydropower output and UFO sightings, uncovering tantalizing fluctuations that raise eyebrows and prompt speculation. A notable peak in hydropower energy coincides with an increase in UFO reports over Delaware, leading to the humorous pun – "When hydropower surges, do UFOs emerge?"
In conclusion, this research sheds light on a previously unexplored connection, demonstrating the electrifying interplay between terrestrial hydropower and celestial sightings. These findings invite further investigation into the cosmic implications of human energy activities and encourage a light-hearted consideration of the extraterrestrial humor interwoven in the cosmic fabric of our universe.
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Your response should start like this:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The intersection of Earth's energy production and the cosmos has long been a subject of fascination and curiosity. Over the years, numerous studies have sought to unravel the mysteries surrounding both terrestrial power generation and extraterrestrial phenomena. In this study, we explore an unconventional relationship between hydropower energy generated in the United Kingdom and UFO sightings in Delaware, a connection that has been overlooked until now. It's as if the hydropower and UFOs are in a current "jolting" dance, with one's presence causing a surge in the other – a cosmic joke, indeed.
The utilization of hydropower, harnessing the force of water to generate electricity, has been a significant source of renewable energy for many nations, including the United Kingdom. Meanwhile, UFO sightings remain a topic of intrigue, sometimes prompting imaginative interpretations and whimsical theories. As we dive into the data, we find ourselves pondering the age-old question – "Do aliens prefer hydroelectric or something more 'shocking'?"
Our investigation centers on a 41-year timeline, spanning from 1980 to 2021, during which we analyze the trends in hydropower energy generation and the incidence of reported UFO sightings in Delaware. The statistical methods we employ reveal a surprisingly strong correlation between these two seemingly disparate phenomena, triggering contemplation about the interconnectedness of Earthly energy production and possible extraterrestrial visitation. The results are shocking – almost as shocking as the energy surge that may attract our otherworldly visitors!
As we unravel the findings of this study, we invite the scientific community to join us in a lighthearted pursuit of knowledge, embracing the cosmic humor that underlies our investigation. After all, when analyzing such enigmatic connections, a bit of levity can help us stay grounded amidst the celestial and hydrological mysteries we seek to understand. This research represents an opportunity for scholarly discourse that embraces both the serious and the lighthearted aspects of our interconnected universe.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Hydopower energy generated in United Kingdom and UFO sightings in Delaware. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.
Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.
Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.
Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then devolve ever further, and mention something completely ridiculous, like you conducted literature review by reading CVS receipts.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Hydropower Hours and UFO Sightings: A Correlational Stargate?"
[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the potential link between hydropower energy generation in the United Kingdom and UFO sightings in Delaware over a 41-year period. Utilizing data from the Energy Information Administration and the National UFO Reporting Center, our study reveals a surprisingly robust connection between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. Our findings suggest a significantly positive correlation coefficient of 0.6449160 (p < 0.01) for the years 1980 to 2021, sparking discussion about the interconnectedness of earthly energy production and extraterrestrial visitation.
Our analysis delves into the temporal patterns of hydropower output and UFO sightings, uncovering tantalizing fluctuations that raise eyebrows and prompt speculation. A notable peak in hydropower energy coincides with an increase in UFO reports over Delaware, leading to the humorous pun – "When hydropower surges, do UFOs emerge?"
In conclusion, this research sheds light on a previously unexplored connection, demonstrating the electrifying interplay between terrestrial hydropower and celestial sightings. These findings invite further investigation into the cosmic implications of human energy activities and encourage a light-hearted consideration of the extraterrestrial humor interwoven in the cosmic fabric of our universe.
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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The intersection of Earth's energy production and the cosmos has long been a subject of fascination and curiosity. Over the years, numerous studies have sought to unravel the mysteries surrounding both terrestrial power generation and extraterrestrial phenomena. In this study, we explore an unconventional relationship between hydropower energy generated in the United Kingdom and UFO sightings in Delaware, a connection that has been overlooked until now. It's as if the hydropower and UFOs are in a current "jolting" dance, with one's presence causing a surge in the other – a cosmic joke, indeed.
The utilization of hydropower, harnessing the force of water to generate electricity, has been a significant source of renewable energy for many nations, including the United Kingdom. Meanwhile, UFO sightings remain a topic of intrigue, sometimes prompting imaginative interpretations and whimsical theories. As we dive into the data, we find ourselves pondering the age-old question – "Do aliens prefer hydroelectric or something more 'shocking'?"
Our investigation centers on a 41-year timeline, spanning from 1980 to 2021, during which we analyze the trends in hydropower energy generation and the incidence of reported UFO sightings in Delaware. The statistical methods we employ reveal a surprisingly strong correlation between these two seemingly disparate phenomena, triggering contemplation about the interconnectedness of Earthly energy production and possible extraterrestrial visitation. The results are shocking – almost as shocking as the energy surge that may attract our otherworldly visitors!
As we unravel the findings of this study, we invite the scientific community to join us in a lighthearted pursuit of knowledge, embracing the cosmic humor that underlies our investigation. After all, when analyzing such enigmatic connections, a bit of levity can help us stay grounded amidst the celestial and hydrological mysteries we seek to understand. This research represents an opportunity for scholarly discourse that embraces both the serious and the lighthearted aspects of our interconnected universe.
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Your response should start like this:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The literature review consists of evaluating existing research and scholarship related to the subject matter of the current study, providing the foundation for the exploration of the correlation between hydropower energy generated in the United Kingdom and UFO sightings in Delaware. This review begins with a comprehensive analysis of scholarly articles and empirical studies before delving into a broader spectrum of literature, including non-fiction and fiction publications that touch upon the themes of energy, the cosmos, and extraterrestrial encounters.
Smith and Doe (2015) explored the socio-economic impacts of hydropower generation, offering insights into the environmental and technological aspects of this energy source. Jones (2018) conducted a comprehensive review of UFO sighting data, presenting a rigorous analysis of reported incidents and their potential implications. These reputable studies provide valuable groundwork for understanding the individual components of our research inquiry.
Moving beyond traditional academic literature, "The Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence" by Shostak (2020) and "Physics of the Impossible" by Kaku (2008) present thought-provoking perspectives on the existence of extraterrestrial life and the potential for interstellar communication. In a lighthearted yet relevant vein, popular fiction works such as "The War of the Worlds" by H.G. Wells and "Childhood's End" by Arthur C. Clarke offer imaginative portrayals of alien encounters and their interactions with Earth's energy systems.
In expanding the scope of our review, it is essential to acknowledge the unconventional sources that have influenced our exploration of this peculiar correlation. While the scholarly and literary materials cited thus far have contributed significantly to our understanding, unconventional sources, such as anecdotes from individuals claiming to have encountered UFOs during their hikes and even the seemingly unrelated treasure trove of wisdom found in commercial receipts, have also influenced our approach. While the validity of these sources may raise eyebrows, they have served as inspiration for our investigation and have contributed to the unexpected twists and turns of our literary journey.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Hydopower energy generated in United Kingdom and UFO sightings in Delaware. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Energy Information Administration and National UFO Reporting Center . You used data from 1980 to 2021
Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.
Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Hydropower Hours and UFO Sightings: A Correlational Stargate?"
[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the potential link between hydropower energy generation in the United Kingdom and UFO sightings in Delaware over a 41-year period. Utilizing data from the Energy Information Administration and the National UFO Reporting Center, our study reveals a surprisingly robust connection between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. Our findings suggest a significantly positive correlation coefficient of 0.6449160 (p < 0.01) for the years 1980 to 2021, sparking discussion about the interconnectedness of earthly energy production and extraterrestrial visitation.
Our analysis delves into the temporal patterns of hydropower output and UFO sightings, uncovering tantalizing fluctuations that raise eyebrows and prompt speculation. A notable peak in hydropower energy coincides with an increase in UFO reports over Delaware, leading to the humorous pun – "When hydropower surges, do UFOs emerge?"
In conclusion, this research sheds light on a previously unexplored connection, demonstrating the electrifying interplay between terrestrial hydropower and celestial sightings. These findings invite further investigation into the cosmic implications of human energy activities and encourage a light-hearted consideration of the extraterrestrial humor interwoven in the cosmic fabric of our universe.
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The intersection of Earth's energy production and the cosmos has long been a subject of fascination and curiosity. Over the years, numerous studies have sought to unravel the mysteries surrounding both terrestrial power generation and extraterrestrial phenomena. In this study, we explore an unconventional relationship between hydropower energy generated in the United Kingdom and UFO sightings in Delaware, a connection that has been overlooked until now. It's as if the hydropower and UFOs are in a current "jolting" dance, with one's presence causing a surge in the other – a cosmic joke, indeed.
The utilization of hydropower, harnessing the force of water to generate electricity, has been a significant source of renewable energy for many nations, including the United Kingdom. Meanwhile, UFO sightings remain a topic of intrigue, sometimes prompting imaginative interpretations and whimsical theories. As we dive into the data, we find ourselves pondering the age-old question – "Do aliens prefer hydroelectric or something more 'shocking'?"
Our investigation centers on a 41-year timeline, spanning from 1980 to 2021, during which we analyze the trends in hydropower energy generation and the incidence of reported UFO sightings in Delaware. The statistical methods we employ reveal a surprisingly strong correlation between these two seemingly disparate phenomena, triggering contemplation about the interconnectedness of Earthly energy production and possible extraterrestrial visitation. The results are shocking – almost as shocking as the energy surge that may attract our otherworldly visitors!
As we unravel the findings of this study, we invite the scientific community to join us in a lighthearted pursuit of knowledge, embracing the cosmic humor that underlies our investigation. After all, when analyzing such enigmatic connections, a bit of levity can help us stay grounded amidst the celestial and hydrological mysteries we seek to understand. This research represents an opportunity for scholarly discourse that embraces both the serious and the lighthearted aspects of our interconnected universe.
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Your response should start like this:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
ChatGPT:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
To explore the potential link between hydropower energy generation in the United Kingdom and UFO sightings in Delaware, we adopted a cross-disciplinary approach that embraced both statistical analysis and a hint of cosmic curiosity. Our dataset, spanning from 1980 to 2021, was meticulously curated from the Energy Information Administration (EIA) for hydropower energy production in the United Kingdom and the National UFO Reporting Center for stateside sightings in Delaware.
Our methodology may seem out of this world, but it relied on conventional statistical techniques for exploratory data analysis, correlation analysis, and time-series modeling. We sought to boldly go where no research has gone before, using these methods to unravel the potential relationship between the ebb and flow of hydropower energy and the otherworldly appearances of UFOs.
The statistical approach involves computational estimation of correlation coefficients and the application of time-series analysis techniques to uncover temporal patterns and potential cyclical relationship. Our aim was to bring a touch of rigor to this celestial investigation, sprinkling in a measure of whimsy to keep the research atmosphere light and engaging. It's important to keep our feet on the ground, even as we reach for the stars.
Now, let’s dive into more detail about the statistical methods used – but first, let me lighten the mood with a UFO-themed pun: "I used to wonder why UFOs don't land and make contact, but then I realized they're just avoiding the extra-terrestrial parking fees!"
Firstly, we conducted exploratory data analysis, which involved delving into the characteristics of the hydropower energy generation and UFO sighting datasets. Descriptive statistics enabled us to grasp the central tendencies and variability, while also appreciating the quirkiness and unpredictability of the data. As we delved into the numbers, we couldn’t help but marvel at the cosmic dance between hydro energy and extraterrestrial visitors. It's almost as if they're playing a game of celestial hide-and-seek!
In parallel, we estimated the correlation coefficient between hydropower energy generated in the United Kingdom and UFO sightings in Delaware, using a variety of statistical techniques. The results unveiled a surprisingly strong positive correlation, prompting us to quip, "Looks like someone's beaming down whenever the hydropower's cranking up!"
Building on the correlation analysis, we harnessed the power of time-series modeling to uncover any cyclical patterns or seasonal fluctuations in hydropower energy and UFO sightings. It was akin to venturing into the space-time continuum, searching for cosmic harmony amidst the fluctuating rhythms of earthly energy production and celestial interventions.
As we navigated through this research odyssey, the findings continued to amuse and intrigue us. The celestial display of UFO sightings seemed to twirl and pirouette in sync with the surge and ebb of hydropower energy, tantalizing us with a celestial ballet that might make even the most stoic scientist crack a smile.
In summary, our methodology quested into the statistical heavens, seeking to shed light on a potential link that elicits both rational analysis and a sprinkle of cosmic wonder. It's as if we're peeking through the telescope with one eye and the statistical lens with the other – a celestial and statistical juggling act that makes the research journey all the more exhilarating.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Hydopower energy generated in United Kingdom and UFO sightings in Delaware. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Energy Information Administration and National UFO Reporting Center .
For the time period 1980 to 2021, you found a correlation 0.6449160, r-squared of 0.4159166, and p < 0.01.
One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Hydropower Hours and UFO Sightings: A Correlational Stargate?"
[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the potential link between hydropower energy generation in the United Kingdom and UFO sightings in Delaware over a 41-year period. Utilizing data from the Energy Information Administration and the National UFO Reporting Center, our study reveals a surprisingly robust connection between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. Our findings suggest a significantly positive correlation coefficient of 0.6449160 (p < 0.01) for the years 1980 to 2021, sparking discussion about the interconnectedness of earthly energy production and extraterrestrial visitation.
Our analysis delves into the temporal patterns of hydropower output and UFO sightings, uncovering tantalizing fluctuations that raise eyebrows and prompt speculation. A notable peak in hydropower energy coincides with an increase in UFO reports over Delaware, leading to the humorous pun – "When hydropower surges, do UFOs emerge?"
In conclusion, this research sheds light on a previously unexplored connection, demonstrating the electrifying interplay between terrestrial hydropower and celestial sightings. These findings invite further investigation into the cosmic implications of human energy activities and encourage a light-hearted consideration of the extraterrestrial humor interwoven in the cosmic fabric of our universe.
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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The intersection of Earth's energy production and the cosmos has long been a subject of fascination and curiosity. Over the years, numerous studies have sought to unravel the mysteries surrounding both terrestrial power generation and extraterrestrial phenomena. In this study, we explore an unconventional relationship between hydropower energy generated in the United Kingdom and UFO sightings in Delaware, a connection that has been overlooked until now. It's as if the hydropower and UFOs are in a current "jolting" dance, with one's presence causing a surge in the other – a cosmic joke, indeed.
The utilization of hydropower, harnessing the force of water to generate electricity, has been a significant source of renewable energy for many nations, including the United Kingdom. Meanwhile, UFO sightings remain a topic of intrigue, sometimes prompting imaginative interpretations and whimsical theories. As we dive into the data, we find ourselves pondering the age-old question – "Do aliens prefer hydroelectric or something more 'shocking'?"
Our investigation centers on a 41-year timeline, spanning from 1980 to 2021, during which we analyze the trends in hydropower energy generation and the incidence of reported UFO sightings in Delaware. The statistical methods we employ reveal a surprisingly strong correlation between these two seemingly disparate phenomena, triggering contemplation about the interconnectedness of Earthly energy production and possible extraterrestrial visitation. The results are shocking – almost as shocking as the energy surge that may attract our otherworldly visitors!
As we unravel the findings of this study, we invite the scientific community to join us in a lighthearted pursuit of knowledge, embracing the cosmic humor that underlies our investigation. After all, when analyzing such enigmatic connections, a bit of levity can help us stay grounded amidst the celestial and hydrological mysteries we seek to understand. This research represents an opportunity for scholarly discourse that embraces both the serious and the lighthearted aspects of our interconnected universe.
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Your response should start like this:
[[RESULTS]]
ChatGPT:
[[RESULTS]]
The findings of our analysis indicate a remarkable correlation between hydropower energy generated in the United Kingdom and UFO sightings in Delaware over the period from 1980 to 2021. The correlation coefficient of 0.6449160 suggests a moderately strong positive relationship between the two variables, with an r-squared value of 0.4159166. The p-value of less than 0.01 underscores the significance of this apparent connection, leaving little room for mere coincidence. It seems that when it comes to hydropower and UFOs, the bond is more than just "fluid."
We present the visual representation of this relationship in Fig. 1, where a scatterplot vividly illustrates the upward trend between hydropower energy generation in the United Kingdom and reported UFO sightings in Delaware. It's as if the data points are saying, "We come in peace, but with a spark of energy!"
This unexpected alignment prompts us to consider the synergistic interplay between Earth's energy dynamics and potential extraterrestrial interactions – a celestial tap into the world of hydroelectric currents. It seems the UFOs may be drawn to the currents, perhaps for a "powerful" recharge after a long journey through the cosmos.
Our results also raise intriguing questions about the mechanisms underlying this correlation. Could there be a cosmic conspiracy, or is it simply a case of UFOs "going with the flow"? As we contemplate these possibilities, let's not forget to "keep our feet on the ground," a reassuring thought in the face of such electrifying revelations.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Hydopower energy generated in United Kingdom and UFO sightings in Delaware. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Limit your response to 500 tokens.
Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.
Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.
[[TITLE]]
"Hydropower Hours and UFO Sightings: A Correlational Stargate?"
[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the potential link between hydropower energy generation in the United Kingdom and UFO sightings in Delaware over a 41-year period. Utilizing data from the Energy Information Administration and the National UFO Reporting Center, our study reveals a surprisingly robust connection between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. Our findings suggest a significantly positive correlation coefficient of 0.6449160 (p < 0.01) for the years 1980 to 2021, sparking discussion about the interconnectedness of earthly energy production and extraterrestrial visitation.
Our analysis delves into the temporal patterns of hydropower output and UFO sightings, uncovering tantalizing fluctuations that raise eyebrows and prompt speculation. A notable peak in hydropower energy coincides with an increase in UFO reports over Delaware, leading to the humorous pun – "When hydropower surges, do UFOs emerge?"
In conclusion, this research sheds light on a previously unexplored connection, demonstrating the electrifying interplay between terrestrial hydropower and celestial sightings. These findings invite further investigation into the cosmic implications of human energy activities and encourage a light-hearted consideration of the extraterrestrial humor interwoven in the cosmic fabric of our universe.
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The literature review consists of evaluating existing research and scholarship related to the subject matter of the current study, providing the foundation for the exploration of the correlation between hydropower energy generated in the United Kingdom and UFO sightings in Delaware. This review begins with a comprehensive analysis of scholarly articles and empirical studies before delving into a broader spectrum of literature, including non-fiction and fiction publications that touch upon the themes of energy, the cosmos, and extraterrestrial encounters.
Smith and Doe (2015) explored the socio-economic impacts of hydropower generation, offering insights into the environmental and technological aspects of this energy source. Jones (2018) conducted a comprehensive review of UFO sighting data, presenting a rigorous analysis of reported incidents and their potential implications. These reputable studies provide valuable groundwork for understanding the individual components of our research inquiry.
Moving beyond traditional academic literature, "The Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence" by Shostak (2020) and "Physics of the Impossible" by Kaku (2008) present thought-provoking perspectives on the existence of extraterrestrial life and the potential for interstellar communication. In a lighthearted yet relevant vein, popular fiction works such as "The War of the Worlds" by H.G. Wells and "Childhood's End" by Arthur C. Clarke offer imaginative portrayals of alien encounters and their interactions with Earth's energy systems.
In expanding the scope of our review, it is essential to acknowledge the unconventional sources that have influenced our exploration of this peculiar correlation. While the scholarly and literary materials cited thus far have contributed significantly to our understanding, unconventional sources, such as anecdotes from individuals claiming to have encountered UFOs during their hikes and even the seemingly unrelated treasure trove of wisdom found in commercial receipts, have also influenced our approach. While the validity of these sources may raise eyebrows, they have served as inspiration for our investigation and have contributed to the unexpected twists and turns of our literary journey.
[[RESULTS]]
The findings of our analysis indicate a remarkable correlation between hydropower energy generated in the United Kingdom and UFO sightings in Delaware over the period from 1980 to 2021. The correlation coefficient of 0.6449160 suggests a moderately strong positive relationship between the two variables, with an r-squared value of 0.4159166. The p-value of less than 0.01 underscores the significance of this apparent connection, leaving little room for mere coincidence. It seems that when it comes to hydropower and UFOs, the bond is more than just "fluid."
We present the visual representation of this relationship in Fig. 1, where a scatterplot vividly illustrates the upward trend between hydropower energy generation in the United Kingdom and reported UFO sightings in Delaware. It's as if the data points are saying, "We come in peace, but with a spark of energy!"
This unexpected alignment prompts us to consider the synergistic interplay between Earth's energy dynamics and potential extraterrestrial interactions – a celestial tap into the world of hydroelectric currents. It seems the UFOs may be drawn to the currents, perhaps for a "powerful" recharge after a long journey through the cosmos.
Our results also raise intriguing questions about the mechanisms underlying this correlation. Could there be a cosmic conspiracy, or is it simply a case of UFOs "going with the flow"? As we contemplate these possibilities, let's not forget to "keep our feet on the ground," a reassuring thought in the face of such electrifying revelations.
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[[DISCUSSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[DISCUSSION]]
The results of our study support and extend prior research in intriguing ways. Our findings of a positive correlation between hydropower energy generation in the United Kingdom and UFO sightings in Delaware align with the work of Jones (2018), who also highlighted temporal patterns in UFO sighting data. Furthermore, the moderately strong positive relationship between these seemingly unrelated phenomena emphasizes the need to explore the mechanisms underlying this connection, echoing Smith and Doe's (2015) call for a deeper understanding of the socio-economic impacts of hydropower generation.
While the conventional literature provided a solid foundation for our investigation, our study's alignment with non-traditional sources emphasizes the importance of considering diverse perspectives. The unexpected inspiration from anecdotes of UFO encounters during hikes and the quirky influence of commercial receipts may raise eyebrows, but it reaffirms the multidimensionality of our research approach. Similarly, the lightheartedness of popular fiction works, such as H.G. Wells' "The War of the Worlds," reminds us to embrace creativity and imagination in scientific inquiry.
Our results invite speculation about the nature of the observed correlation. Could it be a case of cosmic convergence, or are UFOs simply "riding the wave" of Earth's energy outputs? This emphasizes the need for interdisciplinary collaboration, where physicists and astronomers can join forces with economists and environmental scientists to unravel the complex interplay between terrestrial energy dynamics and potential extraterrestrial visitation. After all, when it comes to cosmic coincidences, we must ensure that we don't let the data "fly over our heads" – pun intended.
The visual representation of our findings vividly illustrates the apparent bond between hydropower energy and UFO sightings, adding a touch of visual humor to the discussion. The scatterplot seems to convey a message of intergalactic camaraderie, as if the data points are saying, "We're here, and we're powered up!" This playful interpretation underscores the importance of not only acknowledging the substantial implications of our results but also embracing the inherent curiosity and joy of scientific discovery.
In summary, the unexpected relationship between hydropower energy and UFO sightings raises thought-provoking questions and paves the way for future investigations into the cosmic connections of earthly energy systems and celestial visitations. As we continue to explore these quirky correlations, let's remember to keep our minds open to the potential extraterrestrial jest – after all, in the universe of statistical findings, sometimes truth is "stranger than friction."
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System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Hydopower energy generated in United Kingdom and UFO sightings in Delaware. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.
Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"Hydropower Hours and UFO Sightings: A Correlational Stargate?"
[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the potential link between hydropower energy generation in the United Kingdom and UFO sightings in Delaware over a 41-year period. Utilizing data from the Energy Information Administration and the National UFO Reporting Center, our study reveals a surprisingly robust connection between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. Our findings suggest a significantly positive correlation coefficient of 0.6449160 (p < 0.01) for the years 1980 to 2021, sparking discussion about the interconnectedness of earthly energy production and extraterrestrial visitation.
Our analysis delves into the temporal patterns of hydropower output and UFO sightings, uncovering tantalizing fluctuations that raise eyebrows and prompt speculation. A notable peak in hydropower energy coincides with an increase in UFO reports over Delaware, leading to the humorous pun – "When hydropower surges, do UFOs emerge?"
In conclusion, this research sheds light on a previously unexplored connection, demonstrating the electrifying interplay between terrestrial hydropower and celestial sightings. These findings invite further investigation into the cosmic implications of human energy activities and encourage a light-hearted consideration of the extraterrestrial humor interwoven in the cosmic fabric of our universe.
[[INTRDUCTION]]
The intersection of Earth's energy production and the cosmos has long been a subject of fascination and curiosity. Over the years, numerous studies have sought to unravel the mysteries surrounding both terrestrial power generation and extraterrestrial phenomena. In this study, we explore an unconventional relationship between hydropower energy generated in the United Kingdom and UFO sightings in Delaware, a connection that has been overlooked until now. It's as if the hydropower and UFOs are in a current "jolting" dance, with one's presence causing a surge in the other – a cosmic joke, indeed.
The utilization of hydropower, harnessing the force of water to generate electricity, has been a significant source of renewable energy for many nations, including the United Kingdom. Meanwhile, UFO sightings remain a topic of intrigue, sometimes prompting imaginative interpretations and whimsical theories. As we dive into the data, we find ourselves pondering the age-old question – "Do aliens prefer hydroelectric or something more 'shocking'?"
Our investigation centers on a 41-year timeline, spanning from 1980 to 2021, during which we analyze the trends in hydropower energy generation and the incidence of reported UFO sightings in Delaware. The statistical methods we employ reveal a surprisingly strong correlation between these two seemingly disparate phenomena, triggering contemplation about the interconnectedness of Earthly energy production and possible extraterrestrial visitation. The results are shocking – almost as shocking as the energy surge that may attract our otherworldly visitors!
As we unravel the findings of this study, we invite the scientific community to join us in a lighthearted pursuit of knowledge, embracing the cosmic humor that underlies our investigation. After all, when analyzing such enigmatic connections, a bit of levity can help us stay grounded amidst the celestial and hydrological mysteries we seek to understand. This research represents an opportunity for scholarly discourse that embraces both the serious and the lighthearted aspects of our interconnected universe.
[[RESULTS]]
The findings of our analysis indicate a remarkable correlation between hydropower energy generated in the United Kingdom and UFO sightings in Delaware over the period from 1980 to 2021. The correlation coefficient of 0.6449160 suggests a moderately strong positive relationship between the two variables, with an r-squared value of 0.4159166. The p-value of less than 0.01 underscores the significance of this apparent connection, leaving little room for mere coincidence. It seems that when it comes to hydropower and UFOs, the bond is more than just "fluid."
We present the visual representation of this relationship in Fig. 1, where a scatterplot vividly illustrates the upward trend between hydropower energy generation in the United Kingdom and reported UFO sightings in Delaware. It's as if the data points are saying, "We come in peace, but with a spark of energy!"
This unexpected alignment prompts us to consider the synergistic interplay between Earth's energy dynamics and potential extraterrestrial interactions – a celestial tap into the world of hydroelectric currents. It seems the UFOs may be drawn to the currents, perhaps for a "powerful" recharge after a long journey through the cosmos.
Our results also raise intriguing questions about the mechanisms underlying this correlation. Could there be a cosmic conspiracy, or is it simply a case of UFOs "going with the flow"? As we contemplate these possibilities, let's not forget to "keep our feet on the ground," a reassuring thought in the face of such electrifying revelations.
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[[CONCLUSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[CONCLUSION]]
In conclusion, our research has illuminated a captivating correlation between hydropower energy generation in the United Kingdom and UFO sightings in Delaware, creating an electrifying spectacle of statistical significance. The positive correlation coefficient points to an intriguing interplay between earthly hydropower surges and the emergence of extraterrestrial phenomena. It seems that when it comes to hydropower and UFOs, the data has left us all "charged up" with curiosity.
Our findings invite us to consider the possibility of a cosmic "power play" where the ebb and flow of hydropower may serve as a beacon for intergalactic visitors. This may lead some to ponder, "Are UFOs simply stopping by for a 'shocking' experience?"
However, our investigation also prompts a more serious reflection on the potential environmental and societal impacts of this correlation. As we contemplate the interconnection between human energy activities and cosmic visitations, it behooves us to consider the broader implications. After all, while we hope for a "positive charge" in our research endeavors, we must remain mindful of the potential consequences.
Ultimately, this study opens the door to a "flood" of further inquiries into the cosmic implications of human energy utilization and its resonance with celestial events. It has certainly been a thought-provoking journey, one that has allowed us to explore the "current" state of interstellar interactions with a touch of whimsy.
In light of these illuminating findings, we assert that no further research is needed in this area. When it comes to hydropower and UFO sightings, our study has certainly made a splash, leaving us all "awash" with intriguing insights.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Hydropower Hours and UFO Sightings: A Correlational Stargate?. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.
ChatGPT:
The Journal of Extraterrestrial Energy and Anomalies
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
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User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Hydropower Hours and UFO Sightings: A Correlational Stargate?. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.
ChatGPT:
The Society for Paranormal Energy Research and Exploration (SPERE)
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Hydropower Hours and UFO Sightings: A Correlational Stargate? with an abstract of This paper investigates the potential link between hydropower energy generation in the United Kingdom and UFO sightings in Delaware over a 41-year period. Utilizing data from the Energy Information Administration and the National UFO Reporting Center, our study reveals a surprisingly robust connection between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. Our findings suggest a significantly positive correlation coefficient of 0.6449160 (p < 0.01) for the years 1980 to 2021, sparking discussion about the interconnectedness of earthly energy production and extraterrestrial visitation.
Our analysis delves into the temporal patterns of hydropower output and UFO sightings, uncovering tantalizing fluctuations that raise eyebrows and prompt speculation. A notable peak in hydropower energy coincides with an increase in UFO reports over Delaware, leading to the humorous pun – "When hydropower surges, do UFOs emerge?"
In conclusion, this research sheds light on a previously unexplored connection, demonstrating the electrifying interplay between terrestrial hydropower and celestial sightings. These findings invite further investigation into the cosmic implications of human energy activities and encourage a light-hearted consideration of the extraterrestrial humor interwoven in the cosmic fabric of our universe.
ChatGPT:
hydropower energy generation, United Kingdom, UFO sightings, Delaware, Energy Information Administration, National UFO Reporting Center, correlation coefficient, temporal patterns, extraterrestrial visitation, earthly energy production
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Hydopower energy generated in United KingdomDetailed data title: Total hydopower energy generated in United Kingdom in billion kWh
Source: Energy Information Administration
See what else correlates with Hydopower energy generated in United Kingdom
UFO sightings in Delaware
Detailed data title: UFO sightings reported in Delaware
Source: National UFO Reporting Center
See what else correlates with UFO sightings in Delaware
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.
r2 = 0.4159166 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 41.6% of the change in the one variable (i.e., UFO sightings in Delaware) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Hydopower energy generated in United Kingdom) over the 42 years from 1980 through 2021.
p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 4.02E-6. 0.0000040241415210041000000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.
But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.
Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.64 in 0.000402% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 248,500 random variables You don't actually need 248 thousand variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.
p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.
In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.
Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 41 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 41 because we have two variables measured over a period of 42 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.
[ 0.42, 0.79 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.
This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!
All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.
Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
1980 | 1981 | 1982 | 1983 | 1984 | 1985 | 1986 | 1987 | 1988 | 1989 | 1990 | 1991 | 1992 | 1993 | 1994 | 1995 | 1996 | 1997 | 1998 | 1999 | 2000 | 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2010 | 2011 | 2012 | 2013 | 2014 | 2015 | 2016 | 2017 | 2018 | 2019 | 2020 | 2021 | |
Hydopower energy generated in United Kingdom (Billion kWh) | 3.921 | 4.369 | 4.543 | 4.548 | 3.992 | 4.08 | 4.767 | 4.13 | 4.915 | 4.732 | 5.119 | 4.534 | 5.329 | 4.237 | 5.043 | 4.79 | 3.359 | 4.127 | 5.117 | 5.336 | 5.085 | 4.055 | 4.78787 | 3.22767 | 4.844 | 4.92149 | 4.59315 | 5.0773 | 5.14119 | 5.22792 | 3.59138 | 5.69175 | 5.30965 | 4.70147 | 5.8878 | 6.29727 | 5.37041 | 5.88187 | 5.44327 | 5.84628 | 6.75391 | 5.0149 |
UFO sightings in Delaware (UFO sightings) | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 10 | 6 | 4 | 8 | 5 | 8 | 11 | 8 | 13 | 11 | 9 | 13 | 15 | 32 | 12 | 35 | 29 | 19 | 22 | 8 | 14 | 22 | 5 |
Why this works
- Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
- Lack of causal connection: There is probably
Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied. - Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple
Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is. - Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves.
Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.
Try it yourself
You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.
Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"
Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.
Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.
Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.
Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"
If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:
"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."
# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats
# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):
# Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)
# Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
r_squared = correlation**2
return correlation, r_squared, p_value
# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([3.921,4.369,4.543,4.548,3.992,4.08,4.767,4.13,4.915,4.732,5.119,4.534,5.329,4.237,5.043,4.79,3.359,4.127,5.117,5.336,5.085,4.055,4.78787,3.22767,4.844,4.92149,4.59315,5.0773,5.14119,5.22792,3.59138,5.69175,5.30965,4.70147,5.8878,6.29727,5.37041,5.88187,5.44327,5.84628,6.75391,5.0149,])
array_2 = np.array([1,1,1,0,2,1,0,0,1,1,4,1,0,2,1,2,0,1,2,10,6,4,8,5,8,11,8,13,11,9,13,15,32,12,35,29,19,22,8,14,22,5,])
array_1_name = "Hydopower energy generated in United Kingdom"
array_2_name = "UFO sightings in Delaware"
# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)
# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)
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Correlation ID: 2938 · Black Variable ID: 24070 · Red Variable ID: 1195