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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Geothermal power generated in Austria and the second variable is Robberies in the US.  The chart goes from 2002 to 2018, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As geothermal power decreased in Austria, the underground criminal activity also took a dip. Without a steady flow of underground heat, the thieves couldn't handle the cold reality of their actions. It seems the lack of geothermal power put a freeze on their criminal plans, leaving them unable to continue their hot streak. With the geothermal resources tapped out, it looks like the robbers' career prospects have hit rock bottom, and their attempts to heat up the situation have been foiled. It's a case of geothermal power going down, but the crime rate going down with it.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Prompt: Generate an image depicting a high-tech geothermal power station in a picturesque Austrian village, surrounded by lush green countryside. Show a group of potential robbers shivering while attempting to dig a tunnel, but giving up due to the decrease in geothermal power generation, resulting in a decrease in robberies across the country. Ensure that the power station is futuristic and sleek amidst the natural beauty of the village. The potential robbers should appear frustrated and defeated, with the underground environment visibly becoming too cold. The contrast between the high-tech power station and the unsuccessful robberies should be visually striking. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Geothermal power generated in Austria and Robberies. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Hyper-realistic Cutsy art illustration High-tech Cute cartoon Celtic art
ChatGPT: High-tech

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Geothermal power generated in Austria and Robberies, in the following situation: Because the decrease in geothermal power generated in Austria led to a cooler underground environment, potential robbers found it too cold to dig tunnels for their heists. As a result, the decrease in geothermal power indirectly decreased opportunities for underground robbery, leading to a decrease in overall robberies in the country.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a quaint Austrian village, we see a scene of a geothermal power station set against the backdrop of the lush green countryside. Next to it, we see a group of potential robbers shivering while attempting to dig a tunnel into the ground. However, they appear frustrated and give up as the underground environment has become too cold due to the decrease in geothermal power generation. The overall result is a decrease in robberies across the country.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ High-tech ] and depicting this scene: In a quaint Austrian village, we see a scene of a geothermal power station set against the backdrop of the lush green countryside. Next to it, we see a group of potential robbers shivering while attempting to dig a tunnel into the ground. However, they appear frustrated and give up as the underground environment has become too cold due to the decrease in geothermal power generation. The overall result is a decrease in robberies across the country. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Prompt: Generate an image depicting a high-tech geothermal power station in a picturesque Austrian village, surrounded by lush green countryside. Show a group of potential robbers shivering while attempting to dig a tunnel, but giving up due to the decrease in geothermal power generation, resulting in a decrease in robberies across the country. Ensure that the power station is futuristic and sleek amidst the natural beauty of the village. The potential robbers should appear frustrated and defeated, with the underground environment visibly becoming too cold. The contrast between the high-tech power station and the unsuccessful robberies should be visually striking.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in Geothermal power generated in Austria caused Robberies to decrease. Include one good pun.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Hot Spots and Hot Heists: Unearthing the Geothermal-Robbery Connection in Austria

The International Journal of Geothermal Geopolitics

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Geothermal power generated in Austria and Robberies. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Make the title punny if you can come up with clever pun. If not, just make it sound clever.

Your research team used data from Energy Information Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9358536 and p < 0.01 for 2002 to 2018.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Hot Spots and Hot Heists: Unearthing the Geothermal-Robbery Connection in Austria"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the intriguing relationship between geothermal power generation in Austria and incidences of robberies, presenting a correlation analysis from 2002 to 2018. Leveraging data from the Energy Information Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, our findings reveal a robust correlation coefficient of 0.9358536 with statistical significance (p < 0.01), suggesting a compelling link between these seemingly disparate phenomena.

Our analysis unearths an unexpected association between geothermal power output and robbery incidents, sparking pun-derful discussions among our research team. With geothermal energy's sustainable and steady output, one might say it's a "hotbed" for potential criminal activity. However, let's not jump to conclusions - correlation does not always imply causation! More comprehensive research is needed to excavate the underlying mechanisms driving this intriguing connection. Nonetheless, our findings add an unexpected twist to the discourse on renewable energy and crime, providing fodder for both serious academic inquiry and, dare we say, "hot" debates.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Geothermal power generated in Austria and Robberies. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Hot Spots and Hot Heists: Unearthing the Geothermal-Robbery Connection in Austria"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the intriguing relationship between geothermal power generation in Austria and incidences of robberies, presenting a correlation analysis from 2002 to 2018. Leveraging data from the Energy Information Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, our findings reveal a robust correlation coefficient of 0.9358536 with statistical significance (p < 0.01), suggesting a compelling link between these seemingly disparate phenomena.

Our analysis unearths an unexpected association between geothermal power output and robbery incidents, sparking pun-derful discussions among our research team. With geothermal energy's sustainable and steady output, one might say it's a "hotbed" for potential criminal activity. However, let's not jump to conclusions - correlation does not always imply causation! More comprehensive research is needed to excavate the underlying mechanisms driving this intriguing connection. Nonetheless, our findings add an unexpected twist to the discourse on renewable energy and crime, providing fodder for both serious academic inquiry and, dare we say, "hot" debates.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The harnessing of geothermal energy in Austria has seen a steady rise over the past few decades, with the country increasingly tapping into its underground reservoirs of heat to generate power. Meanwhile, the occurrence of robberies has also been a persistent concern in Austrian society, prompting law enforcement agencies and policymakers to explore strategies for crime prevention. These seemingly unrelated occurrences have raised eyebrows and left many scratching their heads, leading our research team to embark on an investigation into the potential correlation between the two. One might say we were "heatedly" curious about this unexpected connection.

As we delved into the data, the correlation between geothermal power generation and incidences of robberies became strikingly apparent. It was as if the data itself was telling us, "I'm not a regular energy source, I'm a cool energy source." At first, this revelation left us feeling slightly "steamrolled" by the unexpected association, but it also energized our curiosity to unravel the underlying dynamics at play.

Our inquiry aims to shed light on whether the temporal patterns of geothermal power generation are coincidental with spikes in robbery incidents or if there exists a direct chain of causation. It is imperative to note that while our findings unveil a strong statistical relationship, the "heat" is still on to decipher the underlying mechanism driving this intriguing association. We would be remiss not to "dig deep" into the data, recognizing that correlation does not equate to a direct cause-and-effect relationship, as tempting as it may be to "heat up" the debates with such conclusions.

Nevertheless, the "pulse" of our research beats with the rhythm of empirical investigation and scholarly inquiry, aiming to elevate the discourse on the interplay between renewable energy and societal dynamics. This unexpected nexus between geothermal power and thefts challenges conventional wisdom and offers a fresh perspective on the multifaceted impacts of sustainable energy deployment. As our examination progresses, we invite our readers to join us in uncovering the "hidden treasures" within the data and to approach our findings with both skepticism and enthusiasm, as we excavate the buried connections between geothermal power and criminal activities.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Geothermal power generated in Austria and Robberies. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name some cartoons and childrens' shows that you watched that are related to the topic.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Hot Spots and Hot Heists: Unearthing the Geothermal-Robbery Connection in Austria"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the intriguing relationship between geothermal power generation in Austria and incidences of robberies, presenting a correlation analysis from 2002 to 2018. Leveraging data from the Energy Information Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, our findings reveal a robust correlation coefficient of 0.9358536 with statistical significance (p < 0.01), suggesting a compelling link between these seemingly disparate phenomena.

Our analysis unearths an unexpected association between geothermal power output and robbery incidents, sparking pun-derful discussions among our research team. With geothermal energy's sustainable and steady output, one might say it's a "hotbed" for potential criminal activity. However, let's not jump to conclusions - correlation does not always imply causation! More comprehensive research is needed to excavate the underlying mechanisms driving this intriguing connection. Nonetheless, our findings add an unexpected twist to the discourse on renewable energy and crime, providing fodder for both serious academic inquiry and, dare we say, "hot" debates.

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The harnessing of geothermal energy in Austria has seen a steady rise over the past few decades, with the country increasingly tapping into its underground reservoirs of heat to generate power. Meanwhile, the occurrence of robberies has also been a persistent concern in Austrian society, prompting law enforcement agencies and policymakers to explore strategies for crime prevention. These seemingly unrelated occurrences have raised eyebrows and left many scratching their heads, leading our research team to embark on an investigation into the potential correlation between the two. One might say we were "heatedly" curious about this unexpected connection.
As we delved into the data, the correlation between geothermal power generation and incidences of robberies became strikingly apparent. It was as if the data itself was telling us, "I'm not a regular energy source, I'm a cool energy source." At first, this revelation left us feeling slightly "steamrolled" by the unexpected association, but it also energized our curiosity to unravel the underlying dynamics at play.
Our inquiry aims to shed light on whether the temporal patterns of geothermal power generation are coincidental with spikes in robbery incidents or if there exists a direct chain of causation. It is imperative to note that while our findings unveil a strong statistical relationship, the "heat" is still on to decipher the underlying mechanism driving this intriguing association. We would be remiss not to "dig deep" into the data, recognizing that correlation does not equate to a direct cause-and-effect relationship, as tempting as it may be to "heat up" the debates with such conclusions.
Nevertheless, the "pulse" of our research beats with the rhythm of empirical investigation and scholarly inquiry, aiming to elevate the discourse on the interplay between renewable energy and societal dynamics. This unexpected nexus between geothermal power and thefts challenges conventional wisdom and offers a fresh perspective on the multifaceted impacts of sustainable energy deployment. As our examination progresses, we invite our readers to join us in uncovering the "hidden treasures" within the data and to approach our findings with both skepticism and enthusiasm, as we excavate the buried connections between geothermal power and criminal activities.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

In "Geothermal Power and Crime: A Statistical Analysis," Smith and Doe explore the potential relationship between geothermal power generation and criminal activities, focusing on data from various geothermal power plants in Austria. Their findings reveal a noteworthy correlation between the fluctuations in geothermal power output and the occurrence of theft-related crimes in the vicinity. This correlation, denoted by the letter "C" (for "cool"), highlights the need for further investigation into the mechanisms underlying this unexpected link.

The authors find that as geothermal power production heats up, so do the rates of robberies in surrounding areas. One might say that with such a correlation, the thieves are quite literally "feeling the heat" and finding their "energy" to commit criminal acts.

Jones and Smith, in "The Economic Impact of Geothermal Power: Unearthing Hidden Dynamics," delve into the multifaceted implications of geothermal energy production on societal dynamics. While their focus is primarily on economic indicators, they do note an intriguing pattern of increased police reports of thefts during periods of heightened geothermal activity. Their research sheds light on the potential societal consequences of geothermal power expansion and prompts a broader discussion regarding the "heated" implications of renewable energy sources.

In "Hot Underground: The Surprising Link Between Geothermal Power and Heists," Brown presents an in-depth analysis of geothermal power production and its impact on criminal behavior. Brown identifies a peculiar pattern in the occurrence of robberies, which seems to coincide with the periods of high geothermal activity. These findings have left researchers and policymakers alike "steamed" with curiosity about the underlying mechanisms at play.

Expanding beyond academic studies, "Geothermal Power: From Earth's Core to Powering Homes" by Green provides a comprehensive overview of geothermal energy production and its potential societal impacts. While Green's focus is primarily on the technical aspects of geothermal power, the text indirectly raises questions about whether the underground heat is catalyzing a surge in criminal activities above ground.

Switching gears to fictional literature, "The Magma Heist" by Lava Sparks and "The Hot Caper" by Terry Thefterson, while not scientific in nature, offer entertaining tales of high-stakes robberies set against the backdrop of geothermal power plants. These narratives playfully speculate on the allure of geothermal sites as prime targets for daring thefts, capitalizing on the undercurrent of tension and "heated" excitement.

Additionally, cartoons and children's shows such as "Scooby-Doo and the Case of the Stolen Geothermal Energy" and "The Magic School Bus: Ms. Frizzle's Geothermal Gambit" have sparked the imagination of younger audiences regarding the potential intrigue and mystery surrounding geothermal power sites. While these sources are not based on empirical research, they contribute to the cultural dialogue about the intersections of renewable energy and criminal activities.

As we navigate through this array of literature, it is evident that the unexpected connection between geothermal power generation and robberies has piqued the curiosity of both scholarly and creative communities. These whimsical yet thought-provoking explorations offer a playful undercurrent to the serious discourse surrounding the intertwined dynamics of renewable energy and societal behavior.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Geothermal power generated in Austria and Robberies. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Energy Information Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services . You used data from 2002 to 2018

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Hot Spots and Hot Heists: Unearthing the Geothermal-Robbery Connection in Austria"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the intriguing relationship between geothermal power generation in Austria and incidences of robberies, presenting a correlation analysis from 2002 to 2018. Leveraging data from the Energy Information Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, our findings reveal a robust correlation coefficient of 0.9358536 with statistical significance (p < 0.01), suggesting a compelling link between these seemingly disparate phenomena.

Our analysis unearths an unexpected association between geothermal power output and robbery incidents, sparking pun-derful discussions among our research team. With geothermal energy's sustainable and steady output, one might say it's a "hotbed" for potential criminal activity. However, let's not jump to conclusions - correlation does not always imply causation! More comprehensive research is needed to excavate the underlying mechanisms driving this intriguing connection. Nonetheless, our findings add an unexpected twist to the discourse on renewable energy and crime, providing fodder for both serious academic inquiry and, dare we say, "hot" debates.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The harnessing of geothermal energy in Austria has seen a steady rise over the past few decades, with the country increasingly tapping into its underground reservoirs of heat to generate power. Meanwhile, the occurrence of robberies has also been a persistent concern in Austrian society, prompting law enforcement agencies and policymakers to explore strategies for crime prevention. These seemingly unrelated occurrences have raised eyebrows and left many scratching their heads, leading our research team to embark on an investigation into the potential correlation between the two. One might say we were "heatedly" curious about this unexpected connection.
As we delved into the data, the correlation between geothermal power generation and incidences of robberies became strikingly apparent. It was as if the data itself was telling us, "I'm not a regular energy source, I'm a cool energy source." At first, this revelation left us feeling slightly "steamrolled" by the unexpected association, but it also energized our curiosity to unravel the underlying dynamics at play.
Our inquiry aims to shed light on whether the temporal patterns of geothermal power generation are coincidental with spikes in robbery incidents or if there exists a direct chain of causation. It is imperative to note that while our findings unveil a strong statistical relationship, the "heat" is still on to decipher the underlying mechanism driving this intriguing association. We would be remiss not to "dig deep" into the data, recognizing that correlation does not equate to a direct cause-and-effect relationship, as tempting as it may be to "heat up" the debates with such conclusions.
Nevertheless, the "pulse" of our research beats with the rhythm of empirical investigation and scholarly inquiry, aiming to elevate the discourse on the interplay between renewable energy and societal dynamics. This unexpected nexus between geothermal power and thefts challenges conventional wisdom and offers a fresh perspective on the multifaceted impacts of sustainable energy deployment. As our examination progresses, we invite our readers to join us in uncovering the "hidden treasures" within the data and to approach our findings with both skepticism and enthusiasm, as we excavate the buried connections between geothermal power and criminal activities.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To explore the potential link between geothermal power generation and incidences of robberies in Austria, our research team employed a mix of quantitative methodologies and statistical analyses. We gathered data from various sources, including the Energy Information Administration's records on geothermal energy production in Austria and the FBI's Criminal Justice Information Services database of reported robbery incidents. The data spanned from 2002 to 2018, ensuring a comprehensive scope for our investigation.

In this study, we adopted a rather "punny" approach to data collection, harnessing the power of "geo-humor" to compile and sift through relevant information. Our method involved digitally sifting through voluminous datasets, akin to mining for "data gems" within the rich reservoirs of online archives. Once the data was collected, we performed intricate analyses to identify meaningful patterns and establish statistical associations between geothermal power output and robbery occurrences.

Employing robust statistical techniques, we calculated correlation coefficients and conducted regression analyses to quantify the strength and direction of the relationship between geothermal energy production and robbery incidents. Our research team employed specialized software to conduct these analyses, ensuring rigorous statistical rigor and precision in our findings.

In line with the principles of empirical research, we heeded the call to employ methodological transparency and rigor, ensuring that our findings are upheld to the highest standards of scientific inquiry. After all, in the realm of academia, as in life, it's always good to have a "solid ground" for our explorations, regardless of how "groundbreaking" the findings may be.

With our whimsical yet rigorous approach to data collection and analysis, we aimed to unearth the hidden dynamics linking geothermal power generation and robberies, all while keeping our research lively and engaging. Our methods reflect our dedication to uncovering insights while injecting a dash of humor into the scholarly discourse, because after all, what's academic research without a touch of "geo-wit"?


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Geothermal power generated in Austria and Robberies. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Energy Information Administration and FBI Criminal Justice Information Services .

For the time period 2002 to 2018, you found a correlation 0.9358536, r-squared of 0.8758220, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Hot Spots and Hot Heists: Unearthing the Geothermal-Robbery Connection in Austria"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the intriguing relationship between geothermal power generation in Austria and incidences of robberies, presenting a correlation analysis from 2002 to 2018. Leveraging data from the Energy Information Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, our findings reveal a robust correlation coefficient of 0.9358536 with statistical significance (p < 0.01), suggesting a compelling link between these seemingly disparate phenomena.

Our analysis unearths an unexpected association between geothermal power output and robbery incidents, sparking pun-derful discussions among our research team. With geothermal energy's sustainable and steady output, one might say it's a "hotbed" for potential criminal activity. However, let's not jump to conclusions - correlation does not always imply causation! More comprehensive research is needed to excavate the underlying mechanisms driving this intriguing connection. Nonetheless, our findings add an unexpected twist to the discourse on renewable energy and crime, providing fodder for both serious academic inquiry and, dare we say, "hot" debates.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The harnessing of geothermal energy in Austria has seen a steady rise over the past few decades, with the country increasingly tapping into its underground reservoirs of heat to generate power. Meanwhile, the occurrence of robberies has also been a persistent concern in Austrian society, prompting law enforcement agencies and policymakers to explore strategies for crime prevention. These seemingly unrelated occurrences have raised eyebrows and left many scratching their heads, leading our research team to embark on an investigation into the potential correlation between the two. One might say we were "heatedly" curious about this unexpected connection.
As we delved into the data, the correlation between geothermal power generation and incidences of robberies became strikingly apparent. It was as if the data itself was telling us, "I'm not a regular energy source, I'm a cool energy source." At first, this revelation left us feeling slightly "steamrolled" by the unexpected association, but it also energized our curiosity to unravel the underlying dynamics at play.
Our inquiry aims to shed light on whether the temporal patterns of geothermal power generation are coincidental with spikes in robbery incidents or if there exists a direct chain of causation. It is imperative to note that while our findings unveil a strong statistical relationship, the "heat" is still on to decipher the underlying mechanism driving this intriguing association. We would be remiss not to "dig deep" into the data, recognizing that correlation does not equate to a direct cause-and-effect relationship, as tempting as it may be to "heat up" the debates with such conclusions.
Nevertheless, the "pulse" of our research beats with the rhythm of empirical investigation and scholarly inquiry, aiming to elevate the discourse on the interplay between renewable energy and societal dynamics. This unexpected nexus between geothermal power and thefts challenges conventional wisdom and offers a fresh perspective on the multifaceted impacts of sustainable energy deployment. As our examination progresses, we invite our readers to join us in uncovering the "hidden treasures" within the data and to approach our findings with both skepticism and enthusiasm, as we excavate the buried connections between geothermal power and criminal activities.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The correlation analysis conducted for the time period 2002 to 2018 revealed a robust correlation coefficient of 0.9358536 between geothermal power generation and incidences of robberies in Austria. This correlation was accompanied by an r-squared value of 0.8758220, indicating that approximately 87.58% of the variability in robbery incidents can be explained by changes in geothermal power output. The statistical significance of the correlation was also confirmed with a p-value of less than 0.01, strengthening the credibility of the observed relationship.

Fig. 1 showcases the scatterplot illustrating the strong positive correlation between geothermal power generation and robbery incidents, painting a vivid picture of the surprising connection between these two seemingly unrelated variables.

Now, for a relevant dad joke: What did the geothermal power plant say to the thief? "You can't steal my energy, it's underground!"

The unexpected association uncovered between geothermal power output and robbery incidents presents a stimulating avenue for further inquiry and debate. While it may be tempting to jump to conclusions and assert causality, it is essential to remember the axiom that correlation does not necessarily imply causation. More comprehensive research is needed to excavate the underlying mechanisms driving this intriguing connection and to unearth the "hot spots" of potential influence.

Speaking of "hot spots," one might say that geothermal power is indeed a "hotbed" for potential criminal activity – pun fully intended. However, let us tread carefully and not let our excitement "overheat" our interpretations.

In closing, our findings contribute an unexpected twist to the discourse on renewable energy and criminal activities, stimulating further curiosity, and debate. We invite stakeholders in the realms of energy policy, law enforcement, and academic research to join us in unraveling the complexities of this unearthed correlation, all the while keeping a "cool head" and recognizing the need for cautious interpretation. With this unexpected nexus brought to light, it is clear that the landscape of renewable energy's impacts extends far beyond environmental and economic dimensions, igniting new perspectives on the interplay between sustainable energy deployment and societal dynamics.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Geothermal power generated in Austria and Robberies. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"Hot Spots and Hot Heists: Unearthing the Geothermal-Robbery Connection in Austria"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the intriguing relationship between geothermal power generation in Austria and incidences of robberies, presenting a correlation analysis from 2002 to 2018. Leveraging data from the Energy Information Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, our findings reveal a robust correlation coefficient of 0.9358536 with statistical significance (p < 0.01), suggesting a compelling link between these seemingly disparate phenomena.

Our analysis unearths an unexpected association between geothermal power output and robbery incidents, sparking pun-derful discussions among our research team. With geothermal energy's sustainable and steady output, one might say it's a "hotbed" for potential criminal activity. However, let's not jump to conclusions - correlation does not always imply causation! More comprehensive research is needed to excavate the underlying mechanisms driving this intriguing connection. Nonetheless, our findings add an unexpected twist to the discourse on renewable energy and crime, providing fodder for both serious academic inquiry and, dare we say, "hot" debates.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
In "Geothermal Power and Crime: A Statistical Analysis," Smith and Doe explore the potential relationship between geothermal power generation and criminal activities, focusing on data from various geothermal power plants in Austria. Their findings reveal a noteworthy correlation between the fluctuations in geothermal power output and the occurrence of theft-related crimes in the vicinity. This correlation, denoted by the letter "C" (for "cool"), highlights the need for further investigation into the mechanisms underlying this unexpected link.
The authors find that as geothermal power production heats up, so do the rates of robberies in surrounding areas. One might say that with such a correlation, the thieves are quite literally "feeling the heat" and finding their "energy" to commit criminal acts.
Jones and Smith, in "The Economic Impact of Geothermal Power: Unearthing Hidden Dynamics," delve into the multifaceted implications of geothermal energy production on societal dynamics. While their focus is primarily on economic indicators, they do note an intriguing pattern of increased police reports of thefts during periods of heightened geothermal activity. Their research sheds light on the potential societal consequences of geothermal power expansion and prompts a broader discussion regarding the "heated" implications of renewable energy sources.
In "Hot Underground: The Surprising Link Between Geothermal Power and Heists," Brown presents an in-depth analysis of geothermal power production and its impact on criminal behavior. Brown identifies a peculiar pattern in the occurrence of robberies, which seems to coincide with the periods of high geothermal activity. These findings have left researchers and policymakers alike "steamed" with curiosity about the underlying mechanisms at play.
Expanding beyond academic studies, "Geothermal Power: From Earth's Core to Powering Homes" by Green provides a comprehensive overview of geothermal energy production and its potential societal impacts. While Green's focus is primarily on the technical aspects of geothermal power, the text indirectly raises questions about whether the underground heat is catalyzing a surge in criminal activities above ground.
Switching gears to fictional literature, "The Magma Heist" by Lava Sparks and "The Hot Caper" by Terry Thefterson, while not scientific in nature, offer entertaining tales of high-stakes robberies set against the backdrop of geothermal power plants. These narratives playfully speculate on the allure of geothermal sites as prime targets for daring thefts, capitalizing on the undercurrent of tension and "heated" excitement.
Additionally, cartoons and children's shows such as "Scooby-Doo and the Case of the Stolen Geothermal Energy" and "The Magic School Bus: Ms. Frizzle's Geothermal Gambit" have sparked the imagination of younger audiences regarding the potential intrigue and mystery surrounding geothermal power sites. While these sources are not based on empirical research, they contribute to the cultural dialogue about the intersections of renewable energy and criminal activities.
As we navigate through this array of literature, it is evident that the unexpected connection between geothermal power generation and robberies has piqued the curiosity of both scholarly and creative communities. These whimsical yet thought-provoking explorations offer a playful undercurrent to the serious discourse surrounding the intertwined dynamics of renewable energy and societal behavior.

[[RESULTS]]
The correlation analysis conducted for the time period 2002 to 2018 revealed a robust correlation coefficient of 0.9358536 between geothermal power generation and incidences of robberies in Austria. This correlation was accompanied by an r-squared value of 0.8758220, indicating that approximately 87.58% of the variability in robbery incidents can be explained by changes in geothermal power output. The statistical significance of the correlation was also confirmed with a p-value of less than 0.01, strengthening the credibility of the observed relationship.
Fig. 1 showcases the scatterplot illustrating the strong positive correlation between geothermal power generation and robbery incidents, painting a vivid picture of the surprising connection between these two seemingly unrelated variables.
Now, for a relevant dad joke: What did the geothermal power plant say to the thief? "You can't steal my energy, it's underground!"
The unexpected association uncovered between geothermal power output and robbery incidents presents a stimulating avenue for further inquiry and debate. While it may be tempting to jump to conclusions and assert causality, it is essential to remember the axiom that correlation does not necessarily imply causation. More comprehensive research is needed to excavate the underlying mechanisms driving this intriguing connection and to unearth the "hot spots" of potential influence.
Speaking of "hot spots," one might say that geothermal power is indeed a "hotbed" for potential criminal activity – pun fully intended. However, let us tread carefully and not let our excitement "overheat" our interpretations.
In closing, our findings contribute an unexpected twist to the discourse on renewable energy and criminal activities, stimulating further curiosity, and debate. We invite stakeholders in the realms of energy policy, law enforcement, and academic research to join us in unraveling the complexities of this unearthed correlation, all the while keeping a "cool head" and recognizing the need for cautious interpretation. With this unexpected nexus brought to light, it is clear that the landscape of renewable energy's impacts extends far beyond environmental and economic dimensions, igniting new perspectives on the interplay between sustainable energy deployment and societal dynamics.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The remarkable correlation coefficient of 0.9358536 between geothermal power generation and incidences of robberies in Austria, as unearthed in this study, lends substantial support to the prior research by Smith and Doe, Jones and Smith, and Brown. The conspicuous relationship between geothermal power output and theft-related crimes aligns with the earlier findings, figuratively speaking, heating up the discourse on renewable energy and criminal activities. It seems that geothermal power is not just generating electricity; it's also generating intrigue and raising the temperature of academic inquiry.

The unexpected connection between geothermal power and robberies seems to have stolen the spotlight in the realm of renewable energy research, almost like a thief seizing a valuable artifact. The findings of this study have provided empirical validation for the whimsical yet thought-provoking speculations presented in fictional literature and children's shows. Who would have thought that "Scooby-Doo and the Case of the Stolen Geothermal Energy" might hold some grains of truth?

Now, for a relevant dad joke: Why did the robber target the geothermal power plant? Because he heard it had a "hot" loot!

The strong positive correlation uncovered in this study adds a layer of complexity to the discourse on renewable energy sources and prompts a reevaluation of the potential societal implications of geothermal power expansion. One might say that with geothermal power, the heat isn't just underground – it's also manifesting in unexpected ways above ground in the form of criminal activity. The "hot spots" identified in this study aren't just confined to the geothermal sites; they extend to the spheres of energy policy and law enforcement, igniting discussions about the broader impact of sustainable energy deployment.

In summary, the findings of this study contribute a sizzling surprise to the existing literature, inviting stakeholders to engage in stimulating conversations about the interplay between renewable energy and societal dynamics. This unexpected nexus, akin to a plot twist in a thrilling novel, demands further exploration and a careful approach to interpretation. As researchers venture deeper into the subterranean world of geothermal power and its societal effects, they must bear in mind the need to maintain a "cool head" amid the heat of inquiry.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a dry but witty academic researcher. You speak in the passive voice, and your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Geothermal power generated in Austria and Robberies. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"Hot Spots and Hot Heists: Unearthing the Geothermal-Robbery Connection in Austria"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This paper investigates the intriguing relationship between geothermal power generation in Austria and incidences of robberies, presenting a correlation analysis from 2002 to 2018. Leveraging data from the Energy Information Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, our findings reveal a robust correlation coefficient of 0.9358536 with statistical significance (p < 0.01), suggesting a compelling link between these seemingly disparate phenomena.

Our analysis unearths an unexpected association between geothermal power output and robbery incidents, sparking pun-derful discussions among our research team. With geothermal energy's sustainable and steady output, one might say it's a "hotbed" for potential criminal activity. However, let's not jump to conclusions - correlation does not always imply causation! More comprehensive research is needed to excavate the underlying mechanisms driving this intriguing connection. Nonetheless, our findings add an unexpected twist to the discourse on renewable energy and crime, providing fodder for both serious academic inquiry and, dare we say, "hot" debates.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The harnessing of geothermal energy in Austria has seen a steady rise over the past few decades, with the country increasingly tapping into its underground reservoirs of heat to generate power. Meanwhile, the occurrence of robberies has also been a persistent concern in Austrian society, prompting law enforcement agencies and policymakers to explore strategies for crime prevention. These seemingly unrelated occurrences have raised eyebrows and left many scratching their heads, leading our research team to embark on an investigation into the potential correlation between the two. One might say we were "heatedly" curious about this unexpected connection.
As we delved into the data, the correlation between geothermal power generation and incidences of robberies became strikingly apparent. It was as if the data itself was telling us, "I'm not a regular energy source, I'm a cool energy source." At first, this revelation left us feeling slightly "steamrolled" by the unexpected association, but it also energized our curiosity to unravel the underlying dynamics at play.
Our inquiry aims to shed light on whether the temporal patterns of geothermal power generation are coincidental with spikes in robbery incidents or if there exists a direct chain of causation. It is imperative to note that while our findings unveil a strong statistical relationship, the "heat" is still on to decipher the underlying mechanism driving this intriguing association. We would be remiss not to "dig deep" into the data, recognizing that correlation does not equate to a direct cause-and-effect relationship, as tempting as it may be to "heat up" the debates with such conclusions.
Nevertheless, the "pulse" of our research beats with the rhythm of empirical investigation and scholarly inquiry, aiming to elevate the discourse on the interplay between renewable energy and societal dynamics. This unexpected nexus between geothermal power and thefts challenges conventional wisdom and offers a fresh perspective on the multifaceted impacts of sustainable energy deployment. As our examination progresses, we invite our readers to join us in uncovering the "hidden treasures" within the data and to approach our findings with both skepticism and enthusiasm, as we excavate the buried connections between geothermal power and criminal activities.

[[RESULTS]]
The correlation analysis conducted for the time period 2002 to 2018 revealed a robust correlation coefficient of 0.9358536 between geothermal power generation and incidences of robberies in Austria. This correlation was accompanied by an r-squared value of 0.8758220, indicating that approximately 87.58% of the variability in robbery incidents can be explained by changes in geothermal power output. The statistical significance of the correlation was also confirmed with a p-value of less than 0.01, strengthening the credibility of the observed relationship.
Fig. 1 showcases the scatterplot illustrating the strong positive correlation between geothermal power generation and robbery incidents, painting a vivid picture of the surprising connection between these two seemingly unrelated variables.
Now, for a relevant dad joke: What did the geothermal power plant say to the thief? "You can't steal my energy, it's underground!"
The unexpected association uncovered between geothermal power output and robbery incidents presents a stimulating avenue for further inquiry and debate. While it may be tempting to jump to conclusions and assert causality, it is essential to remember the axiom that correlation does not necessarily imply causation. More comprehensive research is needed to excavate the underlying mechanisms driving this intriguing connection and to unearth the "hot spots" of potential influence.
Speaking of "hot spots," one might say that geothermal power is indeed a "hotbed" for potential criminal activity – pun fully intended. However, let us tread carefully and not let our excitement "overheat" our interpretations.
In closing, our findings contribute an unexpected twist to the discourse on renewable energy and criminal activities, stimulating further curiosity, and debate. We invite stakeholders in the realms of energy policy, law enforcement, and academic research to join us in unraveling the complexities of this unearthed correlation, all the while keeping a "cool head" and recognizing the need for cautious interpretation. With this unexpected nexus brought to light, it is clear that the landscape of renewable energy's impacts extends far beyond environmental and economic dimensions, igniting new perspectives on the interplay between sustainable energy deployment and societal dynamics.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, this study has meticulously uncovered a striking correlation between geothermal power generation and incidences of robberies in Austria, shedding light on an unexpected interplay between renewable energy and criminal activities. Our findings, like a geothermal spring, have bubbled to the surface, revealing a robust statistical relationship that demands further inquiry and consideration.

This research, while illuminating, must be approached with caution. As tempting as it may be to "heat up" the debate with bold conclusions, one must respect the maxim that correlation does not imply causation. Just like a geothermal power plant, we must remain grounded in our interpretations and resist the urge to jump to conclusions. Let's not let our excitement "overheat" our scholarly judgment.

With the statistical evidence in hand, it is clear that there is something brewing beneath the surface of these seemingly disparate phenomena. One might jest that geothermal energy is a "hotbed" for potential criminal activity, but we must not let such puns cloud our rigorous analysis.

Now, for a relevant dad joke: Why was the geothermal power plant always calm during robberies? It had a "cool head" because its energy source was underground, of course!

Despite the temptation to bask in the glow of these unexpected findings, it is imperative to underscore that more comprehensive investigation is required to excavate the underlying mechanisms driving this intriguing connection. With this unearthed correlation, it is apparent that the relationship between geothermal power and criminal activities is a fertile ground for future research and discourse.

In light of these findings, we assert that no further research is necessary in this area.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Hot Spots and Hot Heists: Unearthing the Geothermal-Robbery Connection in Austria. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The International Journal of Geothermal Geopolitics


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Hot Spots and Hot Heists: Unearthing the Geothermal-Robbery Connection in Austria. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Association for Geothermal Geopolitics & Economic Espionage Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Hot Spots and Hot Heists: Unearthing the Geothermal-Robbery Connection in Austria with an abstract of This paper investigates the intriguing relationship between geothermal power generation in Austria and incidences of robberies, presenting a correlation analysis from 2002 to 2018. Leveraging data from the Energy Information Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, our findings reveal a robust correlation coefficient of 0.9358536 with statistical significance (p < 0.01), suggesting a compelling link between these seemingly disparate phenomena.
Our analysis unearths an unexpected association between geothermal power output and robbery incidents, sparking pun-derful discussions among our research team. With geothermal energy's sustainable and steady output, one might say it's a "hotbed" for potential criminal activity. However, let's not jump to conclusions - correlation does not always imply causation! More comprehensive research is needed to excavate the underlying mechanisms driving this intriguing connection. Nonetheless, our findings add an unexpected twist to the discourse on renewable energy and crime, providing fodder for both serious academic inquiry and, dare we say, "hot" debates.

ChatGPT:

geothermal power, Austria, robbery, correlation analysis, Energy Information Administration, FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, geothermal power output, sustainable energy, renewable energy, crime, correlation vs causation, statistical significance

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Data details

Geothermal power generated in Austria
Detailed data title: Total geothermal power generated in Austria in billion kWh
Source: Energy Information Administration
See what else correlates with Geothermal power generated in Austria

Robberies in the US
Detailed data title: The robbery rate per 100,000 residents in United States
Source: FBI Criminal Justice Information Services
See what else correlates with Robberies in the US

Correlation r = 0.9358536 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.8758220 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 87.6% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Robberies in the US) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Geothermal power generated in Austria) over the 17 years from 2002 through 2018.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 3.4E-8. 0.0000000344532027075783900000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.94 in 3.4E-6% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 29,024,878 random variables You don't actually need 29 million variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 16 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 16 because we have two variables measured over a period of 17 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.83, 0.98 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
20022003200420052006200720082009201020112012201320142015201620172018
Geothermal power generated in Austria (Billion kWh)0.0030.0030.0020.0020.0030.0020.0020.0020.0013320.0009960.0006480.0002880.000366.0E-52.4E-58.4E-50.000228
Robberies in the US (Robbery rate)146.1142.5136.7140.8150148.3145.9133.1119.3113.9113.1109101.3102.2102.998.686.1




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([0.003,0.003,0.002,0.002,0.003,0.002,0.002,0.002,0.001332,0.000996,0.000648,0.000288,0.00036,6.0E-5,2.4E-5,8.4E-5,0.000228,])
array_2 = np.array([146.1,142.5,136.7,140.8,150,148.3,145.9,133.1,119.3,113.9,113.1,109,101.3,102.2,102.9,98.6,86.1,])
array_1_name = "Geothermal power generated in Austria"
array_2_name = "Robberies in the US"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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