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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is UFO sightings in Wisconsin and the second variable is Patents granted in the US.  The chart goes from 1975 to 2020, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

The dairy cows in Wisconsin were actually highly advanced extraterrestrial beings conducting top secret research. As the UFOs hovered over the farms, they transmitted revolutionary ideas directly into the minds of the farmers. These farmers, now "moo-ving" with unprecedented creativity, were churning out udderly brilliant inventions which led to a surge in patent applications. It was a case of cosmic innovation, where the cheese truly was out of this world!

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image that seems like a scene from 'Star Wars'. In a rural field in Wisconsin, a cluster of inquisitive observers stands transfixed by the night sky, gesturing and murmuring enthusiastically as an enigmatic UFO looms overhead. Adjacent to them, a gathering of extraterrestrials garbed in business attire proudly presents their innovative creations, their cutting-edge technology evoking fascination and awe among the human onlookers. While the aliens register their patents, a wave of new requests are approved throughout the United States. The overall visual should encompass a simple depiction without incorporating any written text or speech bubbles. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: UFO sightings in Wisconsin and Patents granted in the US. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: An image that looks like it is a scene from 'Star Wars' Scalar art Macabre Charcoal An image that looks like it is a scene from A Disney Movie
ChatGPT: An image that looks like it is a scene from 'Star Wars'

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both UFO sightings in Wisconsin and Patents granted in the US, in the following situation: Because aliens filing patents for their advanced technology led to an increase in UFO sightings in Wisconsin, causing an increase in patents granted in the US.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In a field in Wisconsin, a group of curious onlookers gazes up at the night sky, pointing and whispering excitedly as a mysterious UFO hovers overhead. Nearby, a group of aliens in business suits proudly display their patented inventions, their advanced technology sparking interest and wonder among the humans. As the aliens file their patents, a surge of new applications are granted across the United States.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ An image that looks like it is a scene from 'Star Wars' ] and depicting this scene: In a field in Wisconsin, a group of curious onlookers gazes up at the night sky, pointing and whispering excitedly as a mysterious UFO hovers overhead. Nearby, a group of aliens in business suits proudly display their patented inventions, their advanced technology sparking interest and wonder among the humans. As the aliens file their patents, a surge of new applications are granted across the United States. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image that seems like a scene from 'Star Wars'. In a rural field in Wisconsin, a cluster of inquisitive observers stands transfixed by the night sky, gesturing and murmuring enthusiastically as an enigmatic UFO looms overhead. Adjacent to them, a gathering of extraterrestrials garbed in business attire proudly presents their innovative creations, their cutting-edge technology evoking fascination and awe among the human onlookers. While the aliens register their patents, a wave of new requests are approved throughout the United States. The overall visual should encompass a simple depiction without incorporating any written text or speech bubbles.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in UFO sightings in Wisconsin caused Patents granted in the US to increase. Include one good pun.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
UFO-nctional Relationship: An Empirical Analysis of UFO Sightings in Wisconsin and Granted Patents in the US

The International Journal of Extraterrestrial Encounters and Societal Impact

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Wisconsin and Patents granted in the US. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Include a pun in the title.

Your research team used data from National UFO Reporting Center and USPTO to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8836804 and p < 0.01 for 1975 to 2020.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"UFO-nctional Relationship: An Empirical Analysis of UFO Sightings in Wisconsin and Granted Patents in the US"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the correlation between UFO sightings in Wisconsin and the number of patents granted in the United States, spanning a time frame from 1975 to 2020. While the topic may seem otherworldly, our research team has meticulously unraveled a fascinating connection between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. Utilizing data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the United States Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO), we conducted rigorous statistical analyses. Our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8836804 and a p-value less than 0.01, signifying a strong association between UFO sightings in the cheese state and patent approvals. This intriguing discovery prompts further investigation into the interplay between extraterrestrial encounters and human innovation. While some may view this research as "out of this world," our results suggest there may be more to Wisconsin's UFO sightings than meets the eye.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Wisconsin and Patents granted in the US. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"UFO-nctional Relationship: An Empirical Analysis of UFO Sightings in Wisconsin and Granted Patents in the US"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the correlation between UFO sightings in Wisconsin and the number of patents granted in the United States, spanning a time frame from 1975 to 2020. While the topic may seem otherworldly, our research team has meticulously unraveled a fascinating connection between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. Utilizing data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the United States Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO), we conducted rigorous statistical analyses. Our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8836804 and a p-value less than 0.01, signifying a strong association between UFO sightings in the cheese state and patent approvals. This intriguing discovery prompts further investigation into the interplay between extraterrestrial encounters and human innovation. While some may view this research as "out of this world," our results suggest there may be more to Wisconsin's UFO sightings than meets the eye.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The mysterious realm of unidentified flying objects (UFOs) has long captivated the imagination of enthusiasts, skeptics, and beings from galaxies far, far away. While debates about the existence of extraterrestrial life continue to orbit the scientific community, our study seeks to probe a rather unconventional junction between UFO sightings and the innovative force of patented inventions. Specifically, we aim to unravel the perplexing correlation between the frequency of UFO sightings in Wisconsin and the number of patents granted in the United States.

Despite the skepticism often associated with UFO encounters, our research embarks on a quest to bring this enigmatic domain into the orbit of statistical scrutiny. While some may raise an eyebrow at the notion of linking UFO sightings and human innovation, we assure you that our analysis adheres to the gravity of rigorous empirical investigation. Our mission is to boldly go where no research has gone before, navigating the cosmos of data to shed light on this cosmic connection.

The cheese state of Wisconsin, known for its dairy products and picturesque landscapes, has also emerged as a focal point of UFO activity. As we delve into the depths of UFO reports in this region, we cannot help but contemplate the interactions between these celestial occurrences and the earthly realm of patents. This peculiar intersection beckons us to explore beyond the confines of traditional scientific inquiry and navigate the uncharted territories of unorthodox relationships.

The United States Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO) serves as our launchpad for delving into the world of human ingenuity and creativity. The patents granted over the years stand as testaments to the innovative spirit of mankind, but could there be an unforeseen cosmic force at play, influencing this creative outpouring?

Armed with data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the USPTO, we evoke the spirit of statistical inquiry to pilot our analysis. Our methodological spacecraft is equipped with robust analyses, navigating the terrain of correlation coefficients and p-values to discern any gravitational pull between UFO sightings in Wisconsin and the issuance of patents. Our findings are not just a flash in the pan – they reveal a celestial correlation coefficient of 0.8836804 and a p-value less than 0.01, signaling a cosmic connection that cannot be dismissed as mere coincidence. It appears that Wisconsin's skies may indeed hold intriguing cosmic clues that extend beyond the realms of interplanetary visitors.

As we embark on this journey of unconventional inquiry, we urge our fellow academicians to embrace the spirit of scientific exploration and venture into uncharted territories of research. Through this endeavor, we aim to spark discussions that are truly out of this world, transcending the conventional boundaries of empirical investigations. Join us as we embark on this voyage to uncover the universe of possibilities lurking behind the mundane facade of patent data and UFO sightings.

In the words of astronomer Carl Sagan, "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." Perhaps, in the case of Wisconsin's UFO sightings and patents, that incredible something is not of this world.

So, buckle up and prepare for a journey that promises to defy the laws of research gravity and launch us into the cosmic confines of unconventional correlations. It's time to boldly go where no academic paper has gone before – into the extraterrestrial odyssey of the UFO-nctional relationship.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Wisconsin and Patents granted in the US. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name a couple popular internet memes that are related to one of the topics.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"UFO-nctional Relationship: An Empirical Analysis of UFO Sightings in Wisconsin and Granted Patents in the US"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the correlation between UFO sightings in Wisconsin and the number of patents granted in the United States, spanning a time frame from 1975 to 2020. While the topic may seem otherworldly, our research team has meticulously unraveled a fascinating connection between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. Utilizing data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the United States Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO), we conducted rigorous statistical analyses. Our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8836804 and a p-value less than 0.01, signifying a strong association between UFO sightings in the cheese state and patent approvals. This intriguing discovery prompts further investigation into the interplay between extraterrestrial encounters and human innovation. While some may view this research as "out of this world," our results suggest there may be more to Wisconsin's UFO sightings than meets the eye.

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The mysterious realm of unidentified flying objects (UFOs) has long captivated the imagination of enthusiasts, skeptics, and beings from galaxies far, far away. While debates about the existence of extraterrestrial life continue to orbit the scientific community, our study seeks to probe a rather unconventional junction between UFO sightings and the innovative force of patented inventions. Specifically, we aim to unravel the perplexing correlation between the frequency of UFO sightings in Wisconsin and the number of patents granted in the United States.
Despite the skepticism often associated with UFO encounters, our research embarks on a quest to bring this enigmatic domain into the orbit of statistical scrutiny. While some may raise an eyebrow at the notion of linking UFO sightings and human innovation, we assure you that our analysis adheres to the gravity of rigorous empirical investigation. Our mission is to boldly go where no research has gone before, navigating the cosmos of data to shed light on this cosmic connection.
The cheese state of Wisconsin, known for its dairy products and picturesque landscapes, has also emerged as a focal point of UFO activity. As we delve into the depths of UFO reports in this region, we cannot help but contemplate the interactions between these celestial occurrences and the earthly realm of patents. This peculiar intersection beckons us to explore beyond the confines of traditional scientific inquiry and navigate the uncharted territories of unorthodox relationships.
The United States Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO) serves as our launchpad for delving into the world of human ingenuity and creativity. The patents granted over the years stand as testaments to the innovative spirit of mankind, but could there be an unforeseen cosmic force at play, influencing this creative outpouring?
Armed with data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the USPTO, we evoke the spirit of statistical inquiry to pilot our analysis. Our methodological spacecraft is equipped with robust analyses, navigating the terrain of correlation coefficients and p-values to discern any gravitational pull between UFO sightings in Wisconsin and the issuance of patents. Our findings are not just a flash in the pan – they reveal a celestial correlation coefficient of 0.8836804 and a p-value less than 0.01, signaling a cosmic connection that cannot be dismissed as mere coincidence. It appears that Wisconsin's skies may indeed hold intriguing cosmic clues that extend beyond the realms of interplanetary visitors.
As we embark on this journey of unconventional inquiry, we urge our fellow academicians to embrace the spirit of scientific exploration and venture into uncharted territories of research. Through this endeavor, we aim to spark discussions that are truly out of this world, transcending the conventional boundaries of empirical investigations. Join us as we embark on this voyage to uncover the universe of possibilities lurking behind the mundane facade of patent data and UFO sightings.
In the words of astronomer Carl Sagan, "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." Perhaps, in the case of Wisconsin's UFO sightings and patents, that incredible something is not of this world.
So, buckle up and prepare for a journey that promises to defy the laws of research gravity and launch us into the cosmic confines of unconventional correlations. It's time to boldly go where no academic paper has gone before – into the extraterrestrial odyssey of the UFO-nctional relationship.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

Previous studies have explored the intriguing nexus of unconventional phenomena and their potential impact on human innovation. Smith et al. (2010) conducted a comprehensive analysis of UFO sightings in the Midwest region, shedding light on the spatial and temporal patterns of these enigmatic encounters. Doe and Jones (2015) embarked on a statistical expedition to probe the correlation between unusual celestial events and creative output, emphasizing the need to explore seemingly disparate domains in the quest for scientific understanding. While these studies provided valuable insights, our research team seeks to take a quantum leap into uncharted territories, forging a path through the cosmic connections between UFO sightings in Wisconsin and the issuance of patents in the United States.

In "The Extraterrestrial Handbook: A Guide to UFO Encounters," Lorem and Ipsum (2008) expound upon the mystical allure of UFO sightings and their impact on human imagination. Their exploration of eyewitness accounts and purported alien encounters serves as a celestial compass for navigating the unexplored terrain of UFO-related phenomena. Furthermore, "The Patent Paradox: Unraveling the Mysteries of Innovation," authored by Qwerty and Zxcv (2012), offers a captivating exposé on the intricate web of intellectual property and inventive leaps, laying the groundwork for our investigation into the cosmic influence on patent approvals.

Venturing beyond the confines of non-fiction literature, the works of science fiction authors such as Arthur C. Clarke and Philip K. Dick beckon us to contemplate the intersecting realms of futuristic technologies and extraterrestrial visitations. "2001: A Space Odyssey" and "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?" serve as thought-provoking vignettes that blur the boundaries between human ingenuity and potential otherworldly influences. As we navigate this speculative terrain, we acknowledge the palpable influence of fiction in shaping our perceptions of otherworldly encounters and their potential impact on technological advancements.

In the realm of popular culture and internet phenomena, memes such as the "Area 51 Raid" and "Spotted: UFOs in your Area" playfully engage with the notion of extraterrestrial mysteries and their cultural resonance. These viral sensations underscore the enduring fascination with UFO sightings and their enduring presence in the collective consciousness. While some may dismiss these internet phenomena as mere flights of fancy, we cannot overlook their role in shaping public perceptions of UFO encounters and their potential ramifications on human endeavors.

As we embark on this multidimensional journey, it is imperative to weave together the fabric of scientific inquiry and the ethereal tapestry of the unknown. Our research aims to break through the stratosphere of conventional wisdom, embracing the cosmic dance between UFO sightings and human ingenuity with a whimsical spirit of curiosity. Together, let us unravel the enigmatic threads that intertwine the realms of UFOs and patents, transcending the mundane with a celestial flair.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Wisconsin and Patents granted in the US. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National UFO Reporting Center and USPTO . You used data from 1975 to 2020

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"UFO-nctional Relationship: An Empirical Analysis of UFO Sightings in Wisconsin and Granted Patents in the US"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the correlation between UFO sightings in Wisconsin and the number of patents granted in the United States, spanning a time frame from 1975 to 2020. While the topic may seem otherworldly, our research team has meticulously unraveled a fascinating connection between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. Utilizing data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the United States Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO), we conducted rigorous statistical analyses. Our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8836804 and a p-value less than 0.01, signifying a strong association between UFO sightings in the cheese state and patent approvals. This intriguing discovery prompts further investigation into the interplay between extraterrestrial encounters and human innovation. While some may view this research as "out of this world," our results suggest there may be more to Wisconsin's UFO sightings than meets the eye.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The mysterious realm of unidentified flying objects (UFOs) has long captivated the imagination of enthusiasts, skeptics, and beings from galaxies far, far away. While debates about the existence of extraterrestrial life continue to orbit the scientific community, our study seeks to probe a rather unconventional junction between UFO sightings and the innovative force of patented inventions. Specifically, we aim to unravel the perplexing correlation between the frequency of UFO sightings in Wisconsin and the number of patents granted in the United States.
Despite the skepticism often associated with UFO encounters, our research embarks on a quest to bring this enigmatic domain into the orbit of statistical scrutiny. While some may raise an eyebrow at the notion of linking UFO sightings and human innovation, we assure you that our analysis adheres to the gravity of rigorous empirical investigation. Our mission is to boldly go where no research has gone before, navigating the cosmos of data to shed light on this cosmic connection.
The cheese state of Wisconsin, known for its dairy products and picturesque landscapes, has also emerged as a focal point of UFO activity. As we delve into the depths of UFO reports in this region, we cannot help but contemplate the interactions between these celestial occurrences and the earthly realm of patents. This peculiar intersection beckons us to explore beyond the confines of traditional scientific inquiry and navigate the uncharted territories of unorthodox relationships.
The United States Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO) serves as our launchpad for delving into the world of human ingenuity and creativity. The patents granted over the years stand as testaments to the innovative spirit of mankind, but could there be an unforeseen cosmic force at play, influencing this creative outpouring?
Armed with data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the USPTO, we evoke the spirit of statistical inquiry to pilot our analysis. Our methodological spacecraft is equipped with robust analyses, navigating the terrain of correlation coefficients and p-values to discern any gravitational pull between UFO sightings in Wisconsin and the issuance of patents. Our findings are not just a flash in the pan – they reveal a celestial correlation coefficient of 0.8836804 and a p-value less than 0.01, signaling a cosmic connection that cannot be dismissed as mere coincidence. It appears that Wisconsin's skies may indeed hold intriguing cosmic clues that extend beyond the realms of interplanetary visitors.
As we embark on this journey of unconventional inquiry, we urge our fellow academicians to embrace the spirit of scientific exploration and venture into uncharted territories of research. Through this endeavor, we aim to spark discussions that are truly out of this world, transcending the conventional boundaries of empirical investigations. Join us as we embark on this voyage to uncover the universe of possibilities lurking behind the mundane facade of patent data and UFO sightings.
In the words of astronomer Carl Sagan, "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." Perhaps, in the case of Wisconsin's UFO sightings and patents, that incredible something is not of this world.
So, buckle up and prepare for a journey that promises to defy the laws of research gravity and launch us into the cosmic confines of unconventional correlations. It's time to boldly go where no academic paper has gone before – into the extraterrestrial odyssey of the UFO-nctional relationship.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To unravel the celestial dance between UFO sightings and the issuance of patents, our research team embarked on a data-driven odyssey that navigated through the cosmic realms of statistical analysis and empirical rigor. The foundation of our methodology rested upon the compilation and meticulous examination of data sourced from the National UFO Reporting Center and the United States Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO), spanning the expansive period from 1975 to 2020.

Our first cosmic endeavor involved obtaining a vast array of UFO sighting reports from the cheese-laden expanse of Wisconsin, a state renowned for its extraterrestrial intrigue and notably tangy cheddar. Alas, we left no curd unturned in scouring the databases of the National UFO Reporting Center to gather these reports, ensuring we had a celestial census that could rival any planetary population data.

Simultaneously, we orbited the archives of the USPTO, retrieving data on the number of patents granted each year, supported by the juxtaposition of quirky innovations and intergalactic curiosities. Armed with this comprehensive dataset, we hurdled past the asteroid field of mundane analysis and ventured into the nebula of statistical inquiry, utilizing rigorous tools to uncover the celestial forces at play.

Our statistical spacecraft was equipped with an array of analytical instruments, including correlation coefficients, p-values, and regression analyses that rivaled any cosmic spectrometer in their precision. We employed these tools to disentangle the cosmic web of relationships between UFO sightings in Wisconsin and the issuance of patents, navigating through the gravitational fluctuations of empirical investigation with the resiliency of an astronaut tethered to the cosmos.

The statistical tests conducted were not lacking in creativity, mirroring the ingenuity of the patented innovations themselves. Our analysis sought to unveil the gravitational pull between these seemingly disparate phenomena, as the tantalizing quest for otherworldly correlations drew us deeper into the cosmic realm of research.

The heart of our analysis lay in the calculation of correlation coefficients, which served as celestial compass needles guiding our exploration. Through the application of rigorous statistical techniques, we uncovered a correlation coefficient of 0.8836804, drawing a parallel between UFO sightings in Wisconsin and the issuance of patents that was undeniably astronomical.

Furthermore, our journey through statistical space led us to discover a p-value of less than 0.01, effectively eclipsing any doubts about the significance of this intergalactic connection. This statistical milestone served as a testament to the gravity of our findings, affirming that the relationship between UFO sightings and the grant of patents was not merely a distant constellation of coincidence but a celestial configuration demanding further scrutiny.

In conclusion, our methodology was not merely a mundane journey through the annals of data analysis; it was an odyssey that transcended the conventional boundaries of research, voyaging into the cosmic confines of unconventional correlations. Our findings spark discussions that are truly out of this world, inviting our fellow academicians to partake in this extraterrestrial odyssey of the UFO-nctional relationship – a voyage that defies the laws of research gravity and launches us into the cosmic expanse of possibility.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Wisconsin and Patents granted in the US. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from National UFO Reporting Center and USPTO .

For the time period 1975 to 2020, you found a correlation 0.8836804, r-squared of 0.7808911, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"UFO-nctional Relationship: An Empirical Analysis of UFO Sightings in Wisconsin and Granted Patents in the US"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the correlation between UFO sightings in Wisconsin and the number of patents granted in the United States, spanning a time frame from 1975 to 2020. While the topic may seem otherworldly, our research team has meticulously unraveled a fascinating connection between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. Utilizing data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the United States Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO), we conducted rigorous statistical analyses. Our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8836804 and a p-value less than 0.01, signifying a strong association between UFO sightings in the cheese state and patent approvals. This intriguing discovery prompts further investigation into the interplay between extraterrestrial encounters and human innovation. While some may view this research as "out of this world," our results suggest there may be more to Wisconsin's UFO sightings than meets the eye.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The mysterious realm of unidentified flying objects (UFOs) has long captivated the imagination of enthusiasts, skeptics, and beings from galaxies far, far away. While debates about the existence of extraterrestrial life continue to orbit the scientific community, our study seeks to probe a rather unconventional junction between UFO sightings and the innovative force of patented inventions. Specifically, we aim to unravel the perplexing correlation between the frequency of UFO sightings in Wisconsin and the number of patents granted in the United States.
Despite the skepticism often associated with UFO encounters, our research embarks on a quest to bring this enigmatic domain into the orbit of statistical scrutiny. While some may raise an eyebrow at the notion of linking UFO sightings and human innovation, we assure you that our analysis adheres to the gravity of rigorous empirical investigation. Our mission is to boldly go where no research has gone before, navigating the cosmos of data to shed light on this cosmic connection.
The cheese state of Wisconsin, known for its dairy products and picturesque landscapes, has also emerged as a focal point of UFO activity. As we delve into the depths of UFO reports in this region, we cannot help but contemplate the interactions between these celestial occurrences and the earthly realm of patents. This peculiar intersection beckons us to explore beyond the confines of traditional scientific inquiry and navigate the uncharted territories of unorthodox relationships.
The United States Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO) serves as our launchpad for delving into the world of human ingenuity and creativity. The patents granted over the years stand as testaments to the innovative spirit of mankind, but could there be an unforeseen cosmic force at play, influencing this creative outpouring?
Armed with data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the USPTO, we evoke the spirit of statistical inquiry to pilot our analysis. Our methodological spacecraft is equipped with robust analyses, navigating the terrain of correlation coefficients and p-values to discern any gravitational pull between UFO sightings in Wisconsin and the issuance of patents. Our findings are not just a flash in the pan – they reveal a celestial correlation coefficient of 0.8836804 and a p-value less than 0.01, signaling a cosmic connection that cannot be dismissed as mere coincidence. It appears that Wisconsin's skies may indeed hold intriguing cosmic clues that extend beyond the realms of interplanetary visitors.
As we embark on this journey of unconventional inquiry, we urge our fellow academicians to embrace the spirit of scientific exploration and venture into uncharted territories of research. Through this endeavor, we aim to spark discussions that are truly out of this world, transcending the conventional boundaries of empirical investigations. Join us as we embark on this voyage to uncover the universe of possibilities lurking behind the mundane facade of patent data and UFO sightings.
In the words of astronomer Carl Sagan, "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." Perhaps, in the case of Wisconsin's UFO sightings and patents, that incredible something is not of this world.
So, buckle up and prepare for a journey that promises to defy the laws of research gravity and launch us into the cosmic confines of unconventional correlations. It's time to boldly go where no academic paper has gone before – into the extraterrestrial odyssey of the UFO-nctional relationship.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The statistical analyses conducted on the connection between UFO sightings in Wisconsin and granted patents in the United States yielded intriguing results. Our exploration into this unconventional nexus revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8836804, indicating a strong association between these two seemingly disparate phenomena. The r-squared value of 0.7808911 further substantiated the robustness of this relationship.

Utilizing the formidable tool of statistical regression, we charted the cosmic dance between UFO sightings in Wisconsin and the creative ingenuity reflected in patent grants. The resulting scatterplot (Fig. 1) visually encapsulates the compelling correlation we uncovered, portraying the interstellar influence on Earth-bound innovations. It's definitely a plot twist that even the most seasoned ufologist may not have anticipated.

The p-value of less than 0.01 fortifies the statistical significance of our findings, effectively nullifying any dismissive conjectures about mere coincidence. This suggests that Wisconsin's extraterrestrial visitors might have been more than mere spectators to the state's inventive prowess. Who would have thought that UFO sightings and patents could be entwined in such an enigmatic manner? It's as if we've stumbled upon the Roswell of statistical discoveries.

These results not only challenge conventional wisdom but also beckon us to explore the cosmos of unconventional correlations. Our paper opens the celestial door to a realm of hypotheses that stretch far beyond the staunch boundaries of traditional statistical inquiry. As we embark on this journey, we are reminded of the cosmic wisdom of this research endeavor, beckoning us to embrace the unexpected marvels of the universe – both seen and unseen.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Wisconsin and Patents granted in the US. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"UFO-nctional Relationship: An Empirical Analysis of UFO Sightings in Wisconsin and Granted Patents in the US"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the correlation between UFO sightings in Wisconsin and the number of patents granted in the United States, spanning a time frame from 1975 to 2020. While the topic may seem otherworldly, our research team has meticulously unraveled a fascinating connection between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. Utilizing data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the United States Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO), we conducted rigorous statistical analyses. Our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8836804 and a p-value less than 0.01, signifying a strong association between UFO sightings in the cheese state and patent approvals. This intriguing discovery prompts further investigation into the interplay between extraterrestrial encounters and human innovation. While some may view this research as "out of this world," our results suggest there may be more to Wisconsin's UFO sightings than meets the eye.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
Previous studies have explored the intriguing nexus of unconventional phenomena and their potential impact on human innovation. Smith et al. (2010) conducted a comprehensive analysis of UFO sightings in the Midwest region, shedding light on the spatial and temporal patterns of these enigmatic encounters. Doe and Jones (2015) embarked on a statistical expedition to probe the correlation between unusual celestial events and creative output, emphasizing the need to explore seemingly disparate domains in the quest for scientific understanding. While these studies provided valuable insights, our research team seeks to take a quantum leap into uncharted territories, forging a path through the cosmic connections between UFO sightings in Wisconsin and the issuance of patents in the United States.
In "The Extraterrestrial Handbook: A Guide to UFO Encounters," Lorem and Ipsum (2008) expound upon the mystical allure of UFO sightings and their impact on human imagination. Their exploration of eyewitness accounts and purported alien encounters serves as a celestial compass for navigating the unexplored terrain of UFO-related phenomena. Furthermore, "The Patent Paradox: Unraveling the Mysteries of Innovation," authored by Qwerty and Zxcv (2012), offers a captivating exposé on the intricate web of intellectual property and inventive leaps, laying the groundwork for our investigation into the cosmic influence on patent approvals.
Venturing beyond the confines of non-fiction literature, the works of science fiction authors such as Arthur C. Clarke and Philip K. Dick beckon us to contemplate the intersecting realms of futuristic technologies and extraterrestrial visitations. "2001: A Space Odyssey" and "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?" serve as thought-provoking vignettes that blur the boundaries between human ingenuity and potential otherworldly influences. As we navigate this speculative terrain, we acknowledge the palpable influence of fiction in shaping our perceptions of otherworldly encounters and their potential impact on technological advancements.
In the realm of popular culture and internet phenomena, memes such as the "Area 51 Raid" and "Spotted: UFOs in your Area" playfully engage with the notion of extraterrestrial mysteries and their cultural resonance. These viral sensations underscore the enduring fascination with UFO sightings and their enduring presence in the collective consciousness. While some may dismiss these internet phenomena as mere flights of fancy, we cannot overlook their role in shaping public perceptions of UFO encounters and their potential ramifications on human endeavors.
As we embark on this multidimensional journey, it is imperative to weave together the fabric of scientific inquiry and the ethereal tapestry of the unknown. Our research aims to break through the stratosphere of conventional wisdom, embracing the cosmic dance between UFO sightings and human ingenuity with a whimsical spirit of curiosity. Together, let us unravel the enigmatic threads that intertwine the realms of UFOs and patents, transcending the mundane with a celestial flair.

[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analyses conducted on the connection between UFO sightings in Wisconsin and granted patents in the United States yielded intriguing results. Our exploration into this unconventional nexus revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8836804, indicating a strong association between these two seemingly disparate phenomena. The r-squared value of 0.7808911 further substantiated the robustness of this relationship.
Utilizing the formidable tool of statistical regression, we charted the cosmic dance between UFO sightings in Wisconsin and the creative ingenuity reflected in patent grants. The resulting scatterplot (Fig. 1) visually encapsulates the compelling correlation we uncovered, portraying the interstellar influence on Earth-bound innovations. It's definitely a plot twist that even the most seasoned ufologist may not have anticipated.
The p-value of less than 0.01 fortifies the statistical significance of our findings, effectively nullifying any dismissive conjectures about mere coincidence. This suggests that Wisconsin's extraterrestrial visitors might have been more than mere spectators to the state's inventive prowess. Who would have thought that UFO sightings and patents could be entwined in such an enigmatic manner? It's as if we've stumbled upon the Roswell of statistical discoveries.
These results not only challenge conventional wisdom but also beckon us to explore the cosmos of unconventional correlations. Our paper opens the celestial door to a realm of hypotheses that stretch far beyond the staunch boundaries of traditional statistical inquiry. As we embark on this journey, we are reminded of the cosmic wisdom of this research endeavor, beckoning us to embrace the unexpected marvels of the universe – both seen and unseen.

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

Our study has unveiled an astronomical connection between UFO sightings in Wisconsin and the number of patents granted in the United States, bolstering the prior literature's hints at the cosmic synergy between unconventional phenomena and human innovation. As we ponder the significance of our findings, it's not just the stars that align, but the data points on our scatterplot as well. The correlation coefficient of 0.8836804 between these celestial encounters and patent grants is truly out of this world, suggesting that Wisconsin's UFO sightings may have ignited a supernova of inspiration.

The statistical robustness of our results, as evidenced by the r-squared value of 0.7808911 and a p-value of less than 0.01, speaks to the compelling nature of this celestial tango. It seems that the cheese state's celestial visitors may have left more than just moon dust in their wake—perhaps they sprinkled a dash of intergalactic creativity over the Badger State. It's a statistical conundrum that even Schrödinger's cat would find intriguing.

While some may raise an eyebrow at the idea of extraterrestrial influences on patents, our data points towards a cosmic handshake between otherworldly encounters and human ingenuity. It's a captivating thought that raises questions about the potential role of interstellar inspiration in technological advancements. Buckle up, because we're embarking on a research journey that's as uncharted as a celestial black hole.

Our findings also offer a playful nod to the whimsical reverberations of our literature review. The celestial compass provided by Lorem and Ipsum (2008) seems to have steered us true, guiding us through the cosmic currents that intertwine UFO sightings and human imagination. As we navigate this cosmic tapestry, we can't help but marvel at the unexpected intersections of science fiction and scientific inquiry.

In closing, this research paves the way for a cosmic dance between the unexplained and the innovative, urging us to embrace the enigmatic threads that bind the realms of UFO sightings and patents. It's a journey that ignites the imagination and challenges traditional paradigms, beckoning us to ponder how cosmic encounters might spark the lightbulb moments of human ingenuity. Let's open our minds to the possibilities, for it's not just the cheese that's ripe for discovery in Wisconsin.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a goofy academic researcher writing an academic paper. You follow the rules, but you throw out convention regularly to make jokes and funny asides.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between UFO sightings in Wisconsin and Patents granted in the US. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"UFO-nctional Relationship: An Empirical Analysis of UFO Sightings in Wisconsin and Granted Patents in the US"

[[ABSTRACT]]
This study delves into the correlation between UFO sightings in Wisconsin and the number of patents granted in the United States, spanning a time frame from 1975 to 2020. While the topic may seem otherworldly, our research team has meticulously unraveled a fascinating connection between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. Utilizing data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the United States Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO), we conducted rigorous statistical analyses. Our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8836804 and a p-value less than 0.01, signifying a strong association between UFO sightings in the cheese state and patent approvals. This intriguing discovery prompts further investigation into the interplay between extraterrestrial encounters and human innovation. While some may view this research as "out of this world," our results suggest there may be more to Wisconsin's UFO sightings than meets the eye.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The mysterious realm of unidentified flying objects (UFOs) has long captivated the imagination of enthusiasts, skeptics, and beings from galaxies far, far away. While debates about the existence of extraterrestrial life continue to orbit the scientific community, our study seeks to probe a rather unconventional junction between UFO sightings and the innovative force of patented inventions. Specifically, we aim to unravel the perplexing correlation between the frequency of UFO sightings in Wisconsin and the number of patents granted in the United States.
Despite the skepticism often associated with UFO encounters, our research embarks on a quest to bring this enigmatic domain into the orbit of statistical scrutiny. While some may raise an eyebrow at the notion of linking UFO sightings and human innovation, we assure you that our analysis adheres to the gravity of rigorous empirical investigation. Our mission is to boldly go where no research has gone before, navigating the cosmos of data to shed light on this cosmic connection.
The cheese state of Wisconsin, known for its dairy products and picturesque landscapes, has also emerged as a focal point of UFO activity. As we delve into the depths of UFO reports in this region, we cannot help but contemplate the interactions between these celestial occurrences and the earthly realm of patents. This peculiar intersection beckons us to explore beyond the confines of traditional scientific inquiry and navigate the uncharted territories of unorthodox relationships.
The United States Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO) serves as our launchpad for delving into the world of human ingenuity and creativity. The patents granted over the years stand as testaments to the innovative spirit of mankind, but could there be an unforeseen cosmic force at play, influencing this creative outpouring?
Armed with data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the USPTO, we evoke the spirit of statistical inquiry to pilot our analysis. Our methodological spacecraft is equipped with robust analyses, navigating the terrain of correlation coefficients and p-values to discern any gravitational pull between UFO sightings in Wisconsin and the issuance of patents. Our findings are not just a flash in the pan – they reveal a celestial correlation coefficient of 0.8836804 and a p-value less than 0.01, signaling a cosmic connection that cannot be dismissed as mere coincidence. It appears that Wisconsin's skies may indeed hold intriguing cosmic clues that extend beyond the realms of interplanetary visitors.
As we embark on this journey of unconventional inquiry, we urge our fellow academicians to embrace the spirit of scientific exploration and venture into uncharted territories of research. Through this endeavor, we aim to spark discussions that are truly out of this world, transcending the conventional boundaries of empirical investigations. Join us as we embark on this voyage to uncover the universe of possibilities lurking behind the mundane facade of patent data and UFO sightings.
In the words of astronomer Carl Sagan, "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." Perhaps, in the case of Wisconsin's UFO sightings and patents, that incredible something is not of this world.
So, buckle up and prepare for a journey that promises to defy the laws of research gravity and launch us into the cosmic confines of unconventional correlations. It's time to boldly go where no academic paper has gone before – into the extraterrestrial odyssey of the UFO-nctional relationship.

[[RESULTS]]
The statistical analyses conducted on the connection between UFO sightings in Wisconsin and granted patents in the United States yielded intriguing results. Our exploration into this unconventional nexus revealed a correlation coefficient of 0.8836804, indicating a strong association between these two seemingly disparate phenomena. The r-squared value of 0.7808911 further substantiated the robustness of this relationship.
Utilizing the formidable tool of statistical regression, we charted the cosmic dance between UFO sightings in Wisconsin and the creative ingenuity reflected in patent grants. The resulting scatterplot (Fig. 1) visually encapsulates the compelling correlation we uncovered, portraying the interstellar influence on Earth-bound innovations. It's definitely a plot twist that even the most seasoned ufologist may not have anticipated.
The p-value of less than 0.01 fortifies the statistical significance of our findings, effectively nullifying any dismissive conjectures about mere coincidence. This suggests that Wisconsin's extraterrestrial visitors might have been more than mere spectators to the state's inventive prowess. Who would have thought that UFO sightings and patents could be entwined in such an enigmatic manner? It's as if we've stumbled upon the Roswell of statistical discoveries.
These results not only challenge conventional wisdom but also beckon us to explore the cosmos of unconventional correlations. Our paper opens the celestial door to a realm of hypotheses that stretch far beyond the staunch boundaries of traditional statistical inquiry. As we embark on this journey, we are reminded of the cosmic wisdom of this research endeavor, beckoning us to embrace the unexpected marvels of the universe – both seen and unseen.

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Your response should start like this:

[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In the cosmic symphony of statistical discoveries, our exploration into the UFO-nctional relationship has unveiled an unexpected interstellar overture. The gravitational pull between UFO sightings in Wisconsin and granted patents in the United States challenges conventional notions and launches us into uncharted territories of unconventional correlations. Our findings suggest that there may be more to Wisconsin's celestial encounters than meets the eye – or telescope, for that matter.

The correlation coefficient of 0.8836804 we unearthed defies the earthly bounds of statistical significance, inviting us to contemplate the cosmic forces at play in the world of human innovation. It's like finding a nebula in the inkblots of patent data – a cosmic revelation, if you will.

With an r-squared value of 0.7808911, our results beckon us to embrace the unexpected marvels of the universe – both seen and unseen. This cosmic dance between UFO sightings and the issuance of patents in the United States raises questions that don't fit neatly into the confines of traditional statistical inquiry. It's like discovering a pulsar in a haystack of data – an unexpected beacon of statistical anomaly.

The scatterplot (Fig. 1) visually encapsulates this cosmic correlation in a way that even the most seasoned ufologist might find surprising. Who would have thought that UFO sightings and patents could be entwined in such an enigmatic manner? It's like stumbling upon dark matter in the universe of statistical analysis – an unexpected twist that defies the laws of research gravity.

In light of these cosmic revelations, it is clear that no more research is needed in this area. These findings demand further contemplation and invite us to ponder the cosmic interplay between UFO sightings and human ingenuity. As we bid adieu to this unconventional expedition, let us embrace the words of astronomer Carl Sagan: "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." And perhaps, in this case, the incredible lies in the cosmic dance between Wisconsin's UFO sightings and the issuance of patents.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited UFO-nctional Relationship: An Empirical Analysis of UFO Sightings in Wisconsin and Granted Patents in the US. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The International Journal of Extraterrestrial Encounters and Societal Impact


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited UFO-nctional Relationship: An Empirical Analysis of UFO Sightings in Wisconsin and Granted Patents in the US. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Society for Anomalous Phenomena Research and Investigation (SAPRI)


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled UFO-nctional Relationship: An Empirical Analysis of UFO Sightings in Wisconsin and Granted Patents in the US with an abstract of This study delves into the correlation between UFO sightings in Wisconsin and the number of patents granted in the United States, spanning a time frame from 1975 to 2020. While the topic may seem otherworldly, our research team has meticulously unraveled a fascinating connection between these seemingly unrelated phenomena. Utilizing data from the National UFO Reporting Center and the United States Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO), we conducted rigorous statistical analyses. Our findings reveal a striking correlation coefficient of 0.8836804 and a p-value less than 0.01, signifying a strong association between UFO sightings in the cheese state and patent approvals. This intriguing discovery prompts further investigation into the interplay between extraterrestrial encounters and human innovation. While some may view this research as "out of this world," our results suggest there may be more to Wisconsin's UFO sightings than meets the eye.

ChatGPT:

UFO sightings, Wisconsin, granted patents, United States, correlation, empirical analysis, National UFO Reporting Center, United States Patent and Trademark Office, statistical analysis, correlation coefficient, p-value, association, extraterrestrial encounters, human innovation

*There is a bunch of Python happening behind the scenes to turn this prompt sequence into a PDF.



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Data details

UFO sightings in Wisconsin
Detailed data title: UFO sightings reported in Wisconsin
Source: National UFO Reporting Center
See what else correlates with UFO sightings in Wisconsin

Patents granted in the US
Detailed data title: Total number of patents granted in the US
Source: USPTO
See what else correlates with Patents granted in the US

Correlation r = 0.8836804 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.7808911 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 78.1% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Patents granted in the US) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., UFO sightings in Wisconsin) over the 46 years from 1975 through 2020.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 4.2E-16. 0.0000000000000004201088466779
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.88 in 4.2E-14% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 2,380,335,496,164,179 random variables You don't actually need 2 quadrillion variables to find a correlation like this one. I don't have that many variables in my database. You can also correlate variables that are not independent. I do this a lot.

p-value calculations are useful for understanding the probability of a result happening by chance. They are most useful when used to highlight the risk of a fluke outcome. For example, if you calculate a p-value of 0.30, the risk that the result is a fluke is high. It is good to know that! But there are lots of ways to get a p-value of less than 0.01, as evidenced by this project.

In this particular case, the values are so extreme as to be meaningless. That's why no one reports p-values with specificity after they drop below 0.01.

Just to be clear: I'm being completely transparent about the calculations. There is no math trickery. This is just how statistics shakes out when you calculate hundreds of millions of random correlations.
with the same 45 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 45 because we have two variables measured over a period of 46 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.8, 0.93 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
1975197619771978197919801981198219831984198519861987198819891990199119921993199419951996199719981999200020012002200320042005200620072008200920102011201220132014201520162017201820192020
UFO sightings in Wisconsin (UFO sightings)9551442434511155103695161219367348794762506238566760601121521741421231198039129132
Patents granted in the US (Patents granted)768107538869781705145241366170710646327661982726507724576862893858427210253399077106696107394109746113587113834121696124069163142169085175979183970184375187012181299157718196405182899185224191927244341247713276788302948326032325980333583351403339992391103388900




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Outlandish outliers: There are "outliers" in this data. In concept, "outlier" just means "way different than the rest of your dataset." When calculating a correlation like this, they are particularly impactful because a single outlier can substantially increase your correlation.

    For the purposes of this project, I counted a point as an outlier if it the residual was two standard deviations from the mean.

    (This bullet point only shows up in the details page on charts that do, in fact, have outliers.)
    They stand out on the scatterplot above: notice the dots that are far away from any other dots. I intentionally mishandeled outliers, which makes the correlation look extra strong.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([9,5,5,1,4,4,2,4,3,4,5,1,11,5,5,10,3,6,9,5,16,12,19,36,73,48,79,47,62,50,62,38,56,67,60,60,112,152,174,142,123,119,80,39,129,132,])
array_2 = np.array([76810,75388,69781,70514,52413,66170,71064,63276,61982,72650,77245,76862,89385,84272,102533,99077,106696,107394,109746,113587,113834,121696,124069,163142,169085,175979,183970,184375,187012,181299,157718,196405,182899,185224,191927,244341,247713,276788,302948,326032,325980,333583,351403,339992,391103,388900,])
array_1_name = "UFO sightings in Wisconsin"
array_2_name = "Patents granted in the US"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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