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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is Air pollution in Longview, Texas and the second variable is How geeky Numberphile YouTube video titles are.  The chart goes from 2011 to 2022, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As the smog lifted, so did the standard deviation of video title quirkiness. It seems there's a direct correlation between clean air and a reduct-ion in nerdiness. It's like the atmosphere said, "Let's factor out the pollution and multiply the puns!" Now, instead of inhaling carbon particles, the residents are breathing a sigh of re-leaf as the city becomes a prime number place to live.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate an image representing a futuristic and bustling cityscape of Longview, Texas, with clean, smog-free skies and a hint of technological advancement. Overlay this scene with elements representing mathematical quirks and puns, indicating the influence on the video titles from Numberphile headquarters. The artwork should subtly suggest the correlation between the reduction in air pollution and the increase in quirky video titles, conveying Longview as a prime number place to live through art and cyber aesthetics. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Air pollution in Longview, Texas and How geeky Numberphile YouTube video titles are. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Macabre Data cyber art Scalar art Data cyber art Symbolism
ChatGPT: Data cyber art

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Air pollution in Longview, Texas and How geeky Numberphile YouTube video titles are, in the following situation: As the smog lifted, so did the standard deviation of video title quirkiness. It seems there's a direct correlation between clean air and a reduct-ion in nerdiness. It's like the atmosphere said, "Let's factor out the pollution and multiply the puns!" Now, instead of inhaling carbon particles, the residents are breathing a sigh of re-leaf as the city becomes a prime number place to live.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: In Longview, Texas, the once hazy skyline cleared up as the smog lifted, revealing a cityscape basked in clean air. Meanwhile, over at Numberphile headquarters, the video titles suddenly became filled with puns and mathematical quirkiness, with a noticeable reduction in nerdiness. The correlation between the decrease in air pollution and the increase in quirky video titles was clear as day, making Longview a prime number place to live.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Data cyber art ] and depicting this scene: In Longview, Texas, the once hazy skyline cleared up as the smog lifted, revealing a cityscape basked in clean air. Meanwhile, over at Numberphile headquarters, the video titles suddenly became filled with puns and mathematical quirkiness, with a noticeable reduction in nerdiness. The correlation between the decrease in air pollution and the increase in quirky video titles was clear as day, making Longview a prime number place to live. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate an image representing a futuristic and bustling cityscape of Longview, Texas, with clean, smog-free skies and a hint of technological advancement. Overlay this scene with elements representing mathematical quirks and puns, indicating the influence on the video titles from Numberphile headquarters. The artwork should subtly suggest the correlation between the reduction in air pollution and the increase in quirky video titles, conveying Longview as a prime number place to live through art and cyber aesthetics.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in Air pollution in Longview, Texas caused How geeky Numberphile YouTube video titles are to decrease. Include one good pun.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Air Pollution and Geeky Numberphile Videos: A Correlative Study

The Journal of Nerd Science and Ecology

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Longview, Texas and How geeky Numberphile YouTube video titles are. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title punny if you can come up with clever pun. If not, just make it sound clever.

Your research team used data from Environmental Protection Agency and AI analysis of YouTube video titles to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8477808 and p < 0.01 for 2011 to 2022.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
Air Pollution and Geeky Numberphile Videos: A Correlative Study

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the intriguing connection between air pollution in Longview, Texas, and the geeky Numberphile YouTube video titles. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and employing advanced AI analysis of YouTube video titles, we sought to unravel the enigmatic relationship between these seemingly disparate variables. Our findings reveal a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.8477808 with a p-value less than 0.01 for the time period spanning 2011 to 2022. The implications of these findings, although unexpected, shed light on the complex interplay between environmental factors and online content creation. Our results prompt further inquiries into the potential influence of ambient air quality on the linguistic choices of math enthusiasts in the digital sphere - a whimsical, albeit thought-provoking, avenue for future research.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Longview, Texas and How geeky Numberphile YouTube video titles are. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Air Pollution and Geeky Numberphile Videos: A Correlative Study

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the intriguing connection between air pollution in Longview, Texas, and the geeky Numberphile YouTube video titles. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and employing advanced AI analysis of YouTube video titles, we sought to unravel the enigmatic relationship between these seemingly disparate variables. Our findings reveal a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.8477808 with a p-value less than 0.01 for the time period spanning 2011 to 2022. The implications of these findings, although unexpected, shed light on the complex interplay between environmental factors and online content creation. Our results prompt further inquiries into the potential influence of ambient air quality on the linguistic choices of math enthusiasts in the digital sphere - a whimsical, albeit thought-provoking, avenue for future research.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

The relationship between air pollution and various societal indicators has been a topic of substantial interest among researchers and policymakers. The impact of air quality on public health, economic productivity, and even cultural phenomena has spurred investigations into the multifaceted implications of environmental factors. Longview, Texas, a city with a rich industrial heritage and a dynamic social fabric, serves as the focal point of this inquiry. Concurrently, the rise of online content creation has led to exploration of the linguistic and thematic choices made by creators across various digital platforms, including the realm of math and science aficionados on YouTube.

As researchers endeavor to unravel the mysteries of environmental influences on diverse aspects of human activity, an opportunity arose to explore the intersection of these two seemingly disparate domains. While the initial premise of this study might elicit a quizzical eyebrow raise or even a hearty chuckle, the pursuit of unexpected correlations can yield valuable insights. We embarked on this investigation with a blend of skepticism and curiosity, aiming to ascertain whether a connection exists between the levels of air pollution in Longview and the titles of Numberphile YouTube videos.

The backdrop of Longview, ensconced within the punctuated topography of East Texas, provides an intriguing setting for examining environmental dynamics. The city encapsulates a confluence of industrial, residential, and recreational areas, contributing to a complex milieu of air quality determinants. Meanwhile, the digital landscape of YouTube harbors an eclectic array of content, including the math-oriented offerings of Numberphile - a channel renowned for its cerebral, yet accessible, content. The juxtaposition of Longview's air pollution data and the lexicon of Numberphile video titles imbues this investigation with an element of scientific whimsy.

Amidst the seriousness of environmental concerns and the scholarly pursuit of understanding linguistic idiosyncrasies, the unexpected connection uncovered in our analysis underscores the capricious nature of statistical relationships. With a statistical correlation coefficient of 0.8477808 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the period from 2011 to 2022, our findings elicited a raised eyebrow and an appreciative nod to serendipity. The statistically significant link between air pollution in Longview and the linguistic nuances of Numberphile video titles beckons further contemplation, perhaps even evoking a wry smile from the discerning reader.

In this paper, we present the culmination of our investigation, delving into the statistical backbone of our findings and offering a measured interpretation of the implications. To navigate this intriguing terrain, we harness the tools of advanced AI analysis, statistical inference, and a touch of scholarly levity. As we proceed to unravel this enigmatic connection, we invite the reader to embark on a journey that meanders through the realms of environmental science, digital culture, and the unpredictable interplay of statistical inquiry.

In the ensuing sections, we unveil the methodological underpinnings of our study, expound upon the meticulous extraction of air pollution data, and delve into the linguistic charisma of Numberphile video titles. Through this exposition, we aim to not only substantiate our findings but also to infuse the academic discourse with a dash of unconventional correlation. The intriguing intersection of air pollution and geeky Numberphile videos offers a playful yet thought-provoking avenue for engaging with statistical analyses. As we weave through the fabric of environmental statistics and digital linguistics, the combustible synergy between these domains yields a tapestry of scholarly amusement and intriguing insight.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Longview, Texas and How geeky Numberphile YouTube video titles are. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then cite some social media posts you read that seem to be related.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Air Pollution and Geeky Numberphile Videos: A Correlative Study

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the intriguing connection between air pollution in Longview, Texas, and the geeky Numberphile YouTube video titles. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and employing advanced AI analysis of YouTube video titles, we sought to unravel the enigmatic relationship between these seemingly disparate variables. Our findings reveal a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.8477808 with a p-value less than 0.01 for the time period spanning 2011 to 2022. The implications of these findings, although unexpected, shed light on the complex interplay between environmental factors and online content creation. Our results prompt further inquiries into the potential influence of ambient air quality on the linguistic choices of math enthusiasts in the digital sphere - a whimsical, albeit thought-provoking, avenue for future research.

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
The relationship between air pollution and various societal indicators has been a topic of substantial interest among researchers and policymakers. The impact of air quality on public health, economic productivity, and even cultural phenomena has spurred investigations into the multifaceted implications of environmental factors. Longview, Texas, a city with a rich industrial heritage and a dynamic social fabric, serves as the focal point of this inquiry. Concurrently, the rise of online content creation has led to exploration of the linguistic and thematic choices made by creators across various digital platforms, including the realm of math and science aficionados on YouTube.
As researchers endeavor to unravel the mysteries of environmental influences on diverse aspects of human activity, an opportunity arose to explore the intersection of these two seemingly disparate domains. While the initial premise of this study might elicit a quizzical eyebrow raise or even a hearty chuckle, the pursuit of unexpected correlations can yield valuable insights. We embarked on this investigation with a blend of skepticism and curiosity, aiming to ascertain whether a connection exists between the levels of air pollution in Longview and the titles of Numberphile YouTube videos.
The backdrop of Longview, ensconced within the punctuated topography of East Texas, provides an intriguing setting for examining environmental dynamics. The city encapsulates a confluence of industrial, residential, and recreational areas, contributing to a complex milieu of air quality determinants. Meanwhile, the digital landscape of YouTube harbors an eclectic array of content, including the math-oriented offerings of Numberphile - a channel renowned for its cerebral, yet accessible, content. The juxtaposition of Longview's air pollution data and the lexicon of Numberphile video titles imbues this investigation with an element of scientific whimsy.
Amidst the seriousness of environmental concerns and the scholarly pursuit of understanding linguistic idiosyncrasies, the unexpected connection uncovered in our analysis underscores the capricious nature of statistical relationships. With a statistical correlation coefficient of 0.8477808 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the period from 2011 to 2022, our findings elicited a raised eyebrow and an appreciative nod to serendipity. The statistically significant link between air pollution in Longview and the linguistic nuances of Numberphile video titles beckons further contemplation, perhaps even evoking a wry smile from the discerning reader.
In this paper, we present the culmination of our investigation, delving into the statistical backbone of our findings and offering a measured interpretation of the implications. To navigate this intriguing terrain, we harness the tools of advanced AI analysis, statistical inference, and a touch of scholarly levity. As we proceed to unravel this enigmatic connection, we invite the reader to embark on a journey that meanders through the realms of environmental science, digital culture, and the unpredictable interplay of statistical inquiry.
In the ensuing sections, we unveil the methodological underpinnings of our study, expound upon the meticulous extraction of air pollution data, and delve into the linguistic charisma of Numberphile video titles. Through this exposition, we aim to not only substantiate our findings but also to infuse the academic discourse with a dash of unconventional correlation. The intriguing intersection of air pollution and geeky Numberphile videos offers a playful yet thought-provoking avenue for engaging with statistical analyses. As we weave through the fabric of environmental statistics and digital linguistics, the combustible synergy between these domains yields a tapestry of scholarly amusement and intriguing insight.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

The relationship between seemingly unrelated variables has long been a subject of scholarly interest, prompting researchers to probe unconventional connections with both inquisitiveness and rigor. While the literature abounds with investigations into air pollution's impact on public health and economic indicators, the emergence of a heretofore unexplored correlation piques our curiosity. Our journey into the whimsical realm of statistical analysis brings us to the unexpected convergence of air pollution in Longview, Texas, and the esoteric lingo of Numberphile YouTube video titles.

In "Air Quality and Its Implications for Public Health," Smith et al. chronicle the deleterious effects of air pollution on respiratory ailments and cardiovascular diseases, setting the stage for our inquiry into Longview's air quality dynamics. Building on this foundation, Doe's study "Environmental Factors and Community Well-being" underscores the wide-ranging repercussions of ambient air quality on societal welfare, providing a nuanced context for our exploration of the unseen tendrils of environmental influence.

Taking a tangential foray into the world of digital culture, Jones et al.'s work "Linguistic Patterns in Online Content Creation" delicately unravels the intricate fabric of language choices in digital platforms. This examination, although ostensibly unrelated to our pursuit, primes our conceptual lens for the unanticipated conjunction of air pollution data and Numberphile video titles. As the literature scaffolds our understanding, we embark on a delightful detour, encountering non-fiction works such as "The Numbers Game" by Anderson and "Mathematics in Popular Culture" by Brown. These publications, although not directly delving into our specific focal points, remind us of the playful symbiosis between numerical fascination and cultural expression.

Venturing into the realm of fiction, the much-loved "The Da Vinci Code" by Dan Brown, with its enigmatic puzzles and cryptic symbolism, serves as an unwitting harbinger of the unexpected connections we seek to unveil. Additionally, the whimsical narrative of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams sprinkles a dose of irreverent humor into our somber scholarly musings, reminding us of the capricious nature of intellectual exploration.

Turning to the digital sphere, social media posts such as a tweet from @MathMusing stating, "Who knew air pollution and math titling would make for such an utterly captivating inquiry! #UnlikelyPairs" infuse our investigation with a subtle acknowledgment of the surreptitious allure underlying our statistical romp.

As we traverse the juncture of empirical inquiry and whimsical curiosity, the literature review sets the stage for our revelatory odyssey, beckoning us toward the confluence of environmental dynamics and digital dexterity. With a nod to serendipity and a wink to empirical wonderment, we unfurl the tapestry of statistical revelation, interlacing the audacious threads of air pollution and geeky Numberphile videos.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Longview, Texas and How geeky Numberphile YouTube video titles are. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and AI analysis of YouTube video titles . You used data from 2011 to 2022

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Air Pollution and Geeky Numberphile Videos: A Correlative Study

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the intriguing connection between air pollution in Longview, Texas, and the geeky Numberphile YouTube video titles. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and employing advanced AI analysis of YouTube video titles, we sought to unravel the enigmatic relationship between these seemingly disparate variables. Our findings reveal a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.8477808 with a p-value less than 0.01 for the time period spanning 2011 to 2022. The implications of these findings, although unexpected, shed light on the complex interplay between environmental factors and online content creation. Our results prompt further inquiries into the potential influence of ambient air quality on the linguistic choices of math enthusiasts in the digital sphere - a whimsical, albeit thought-provoking, avenue for future research.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
The relationship between air pollution and various societal indicators has been a topic of substantial interest among researchers and policymakers. The impact of air quality on public health, economic productivity, and even cultural phenomena has spurred investigations into the multifaceted implications of environmental factors. Longview, Texas, a city with a rich industrial heritage and a dynamic social fabric, serves as the focal point of this inquiry. Concurrently, the rise of online content creation has led to exploration of the linguistic and thematic choices made by creators across various digital platforms, including the realm of math and science aficionados on YouTube.
As researchers endeavor to unravel the mysteries of environmental influences on diverse aspects of human activity, an opportunity arose to explore the intersection of these two seemingly disparate domains. While the initial premise of this study might elicit a quizzical eyebrow raise or even a hearty chuckle, the pursuit of unexpected correlations can yield valuable insights. We embarked on this investigation with a blend of skepticism and curiosity, aiming to ascertain whether a connection exists between the levels of air pollution in Longview and the titles of Numberphile YouTube videos.
The backdrop of Longview, ensconced within the punctuated topography of East Texas, provides an intriguing setting for examining environmental dynamics. The city encapsulates a confluence of industrial, residential, and recreational areas, contributing to a complex milieu of air quality determinants. Meanwhile, the digital landscape of YouTube harbors an eclectic array of content, including the math-oriented offerings of Numberphile - a channel renowned for its cerebral, yet accessible, content. The juxtaposition of Longview's air pollution data and the lexicon of Numberphile video titles imbues this investigation with an element of scientific whimsy.
Amidst the seriousness of environmental concerns and the scholarly pursuit of understanding linguistic idiosyncrasies, the unexpected connection uncovered in our analysis underscores the capricious nature of statistical relationships. With a statistical correlation coefficient of 0.8477808 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the period from 2011 to 2022, our findings elicited a raised eyebrow and an appreciative nod to serendipity. The statistically significant link between air pollution in Longview and the linguistic nuances of Numberphile video titles beckons further contemplation, perhaps even evoking a wry smile from the discerning reader.
In this paper, we present the culmination of our investigation, delving into the statistical backbone of our findings and offering a measured interpretation of the implications. To navigate this intriguing terrain, we harness the tools of advanced AI analysis, statistical inference, and a touch of scholarly levity. As we proceed to unravel this enigmatic connection, we invite the reader to embark on a journey that meanders through the realms of environmental science, digital culture, and the unpredictable interplay of statistical inquiry.
In the ensuing sections, we unveil the methodological underpinnings of our study, expound upon the meticulous extraction of air pollution data, and delve into the linguistic charisma of Numberphile video titles. Through this exposition, we aim to not only substantiate our findings but also to infuse the academic discourse with a dash of unconventional correlation. The intriguing intersection of air pollution and geeky Numberphile videos offers a playful yet thought-provoking avenue for engaging with statistical analyses. As we weave through the fabric of environmental statistics and digital linguistics, the combustible synergy between these domains yields a tapestry of scholarly amusement and intriguing insight.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

To unravel the mystifying connection between air pollution in Longview, Texas, and the geeky Numberphile YouTube video titles, our research team embarked on a methodological journey teeming with analytical ardor and statistical sophistication. The amalgamation of environmental data retrieval, AI-driven textual analysis, and a sprinkle of whimsy formed the cornerstone of our investigative framework.

The quest for air pollution data commenced with an exhaustive foray into the repository of the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA). We meticulously combed through air quality measurements, encompassing pollutants such as particulate matter, ozone, sulfur dioxide, and nitrogen dioxide, from the variety of monitoring stations distributed across the tapestry of Longview. This dataset, comprising temporal snapshots spanning the years from 2011 to 2022, provided the empirical bedrock for our analysis, allowing us to encapsulate the nuances of atmospheric composition and its temporal evolution.

Simultaneously, our endeavor to unravel the lexical quirks of Numberphile video titles unfurled in the domain of digital linguistics and artificial intelligence. Leveraging advanced AI algorithms, we harvested an extensive corpus of YouTube video titles from the hallowed archives of the internet. The textual tapestry thus woven spanned an eclectic array of mathematical marvels, computational curiosities, and cryptological conundrums - an ensemble befitting the esoteric nature of Numberphile's intellectual tapestry.

To trace the interplay between air pollution levels and the linguistic evocations of Numberphile video titles, we scripted a bespoke algorithm infused with linguistic legerdemain. This paradigm, combining elements of sentiment analysis, semantic parsing, and lexical cohesion, unfurled the rich tapestry of language and statistics. The resultant fusion of textual analysis and statistical inference illuminated the semantic choreography governing the phraseology, alliteration, and thematic undercurrents embedded within the magnetic allure of Numberphile video titles.

The foundational bedrock of statistical inference, characterized by correlation analysis and time-series examination, underpinned our pursuit of uncovering a serendipitous relationship between the ambient air quality of Longview and the linguistic palettes of Numberphile video titles. By invoking the titillating tango of quantitative analysis and linguistic connotation, we sought to discern the subtle echoes of environmental dynamics in the lexical symphony of mathematical musings.

Our methodological odyssey, anchored in the empirical embrace of environmental data and the ethereal expanse of linguistic nuance, catered to setting the stage for unearthing surprising correlations amidst the deluge of data. The quest for uncovering the interplay of air pollution and geeky Numberphile video titles was punctuated with moments of methodological mirth and statistical sagacity, underscoring the inexorable charm of scholarly inquiry.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Longview, Texas and How geeky Numberphile YouTube video titles are. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and AI analysis of YouTube video titles .

For the time period 2011 to 2022, you found a correlation 0.8477808, r-squared of 0.7187323, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
Air Pollution and Geeky Numberphile Videos: A Correlative Study

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the intriguing connection between air pollution in Longview, Texas, and the geeky Numberphile YouTube video titles. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and employing advanced AI analysis of YouTube video titles, we sought to unravel the enigmatic relationship between these seemingly disparate variables. Our findings reveal a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.8477808 with a p-value less than 0.01 for the time period spanning 2011 to 2022. The implications of these findings, although unexpected, shed light on the complex interplay between environmental factors and online content creation. Our results prompt further inquiries into the potential influence of ambient air quality on the linguistic choices of math enthusiasts in the digital sphere - a whimsical, albeit thought-provoking, avenue for future research.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
The relationship between air pollution and various societal indicators has been a topic of substantial interest among researchers and policymakers. The impact of air quality on public health, economic productivity, and even cultural phenomena has spurred investigations into the multifaceted implications of environmental factors. Longview, Texas, a city with a rich industrial heritage and a dynamic social fabric, serves as the focal point of this inquiry. Concurrently, the rise of online content creation has led to exploration of the linguistic and thematic choices made by creators across various digital platforms, including the realm of math and science aficionados on YouTube.
As researchers endeavor to unravel the mysteries of environmental influences on diverse aspects of human activity, an opportunity arose to explore the intersection of these two seemingly disparate domains. While the initial premise of this study might elicit a quizzical eyebrow raise or even a hearty chuckle, the pursuit of unexpected correlations can yield valuable insights. We embarked on this investigation with a blend of skepticism and curiosity, aiming to ascertain whether a connection exists between the levels of air pollution in Longview and the titles of Numberphile YouTube videos.
The backdrop of Longview, ensconced within the punctuated topography of East Texas, provides an intriguing setting for examining environmental dynamics. The city encapsulates a confluence of industrial, residential, and recreational areas, contributing to a complex milieu of air quality determinants. Meanwhile, the digital landscape of YouTube harbors an eclectic array of content, including the math-oriented offerings of Numberphile - a channel renowned for its cerebral, yet accessible, content. The juxtaposition of Longview's air pollution data and the lexicon of Numberphile video titles imbues this investigation with an element of scientific whimsy.
Amidst the seriousness of environmental concerns and the scholarly pursuit of understanding linguistic idiosyncrasies, the unexpected connection uncovered in our analysis underscores the capricious nature of statistical relationships. With a statistical correlation coefficient of 0.8477808 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the period from 2011 to 2022, our findings elicited a raised eyebrow and an appreciative nod to serendipity. The statistically significant link between air pollution in Longview and the linguistic nuances of Numberphile video titles beckons further contemplation, perhaps even evoking a wry smile from the discerning reader.
In this paper, we present the culmination of our investigation, delving into the statistical backbone of our findings and offering a measured interpretation of the implications. To navigate this intriguing terrain, we harness the tools of advanced AI analysis, statistical inference, and a touch of scholarly levity. As we proceed to unravel this enigmatic connection, we invite the reader to embark on a journey that meanders through the realms of environmental science, digital culture, and the unpredictable interplay of statistical inquiry.
In the ensuing sections, we unveil the methodological underpinnings of our study, expound upon the meticulous extraction of air pollution data, and delve into the linguistic charisma of Numberphile video titles. Through this exposition, we aim to not only substantiate our findings but also to infuse the academic discourse with a dash of unconventional correlation. The intriguing intersection of air pollution and geeky Numberphile videos offers a playful yet thought-provoking avenue for engaging with statistical analyses. As we weave through the fabric of environmental statistics and digital linguistics, the combustible synergy between these domains yields a tapestry of scholarly amusement and intriguing insight.

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Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The quantitative analysis of the relationship between air pollution in Longview, Texas, and the linguistic tenor of Numberphile YouTube video titles yielded noteworthy findings. Our investigation revealed a strong correlation coefficient of 0.8477808, indicating a robust positive relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. Furthermore, the r-squared value of 0.7187323 elucidates that approximately 71.87% of the variance in the linguistic intricacies of Numberphile video titles can be explained by the levels of air pollution in Longview. Notably, the p-value of less than 0.01 underscores the statistical significance of this association, affirming the reliability of the observed correlation.

The scatterplot presented in Fig. 1 visually exemplifies the pronounced correlation between air pollution and the linguistic stylings of Numberphile video titles. With the ambient air quality in Longview on the horizontal axis and the linguistic expression of the Numberphile video titles on the vertical axis, the plot showcases the striking alignment between these disparate factors. It is worth noting that while our findings may elicit a wry smile, the statistical robustness of the observed correlation warrants serious consideration.

The unexpected coherence between air pollution in Longview and the lexical nuances of Numberphile video titles presents a whimsical, albeit thought-provoking, confluence of environmental science and digital culture. Although the causal mechanisms underlying this correlation remain enigmatic, our results provide impetus for further scholarly inquiry into the influence of ambient air quality on the linguistic choices of math aficionados in the digital sphere.

In summary, our analysis discerned a statistically significant correlation between air pollution in Longview, Texas, and the linguistic motif of Numberphile YouTube video titles. These findings, while amusing in their fortuitousness, serve as a catalyst for exploring the intricate interplay between environmental factors and the linguistics of online content creation. This study not only contributes to the scholarly discourse on unexpected statistical connections but also imbues the pursuit of knowledge with a touch of serendipitous whimsy.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Longview, Texas and How geeky Numberphile YouTube video titles are. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
Air Pollution and Geeky Numberphile Videos: A Correlative Study

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the intriguing connection between air pollution in Longview, Texas, and the geeky Numberphile YouTube video titles. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and employing advanced AI analysis of YouTube video titles, we sought to unravel the enigmatic relationship between these seemingly disparate variables. Our findings reveal a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.8477808 with a p-value less than 0.01 for the time period spanning 2011 to 2022. The implications of these findings, although unexpected, shed light on the complex interplay between environmental factors and online content creation. Our results prompt further inquiries into the potential influence of ambient air quality on the linguistic choices of math enthusiasts in the digital sphere - a whimsical, albeit thought-provoking, avenue for future research.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The relationship between seemingly unrelated variables has long been a subject of scholarly interest, prompting researchers to probe unconventional connections with both inquisitiveness and rigor. While the literature abounds with investigations into air pollution's impact on public health and economic indicators, the emergence of a heretofore unexplored correlation piques our curiosity. Our journey into the whimsical realm of statistical analysis brings us to the unexpected convergence of air pollution in Longview, Texas, and the esoteric lingo of Numberphile YouTube video titles.
In "Air Quality and Its Implications for Public Health," Smith et al. chronicle the deleterious effects of air pollution on respiratory ailments and cardiovascular diseases, setting the stage for our inquiry into Longview's air quality dynamics. Building on this foundation, Doe's study "Environmental Factors and Community Well-being" underscores the wide-ranging repercussions of ambient air quality on societal welfare, providing a nuanced context for our exploration of the unseen tendrils of environmental influence.
Taking a tangential foray into the world of digital culture, Jones et al.'s work "Linguistic Patterns in Online Content Creation" delicately unravels the intricate fabric of language choices in digital platforms. This examination, although ostensibly unrelated to our pursuit, primes our conceptual lens for the unanticipated conjunction of air pollution data and Numberphile video titles. As the literature scaffolds our understanding, we embark on a delightful detour, encountering non-fiction works such as "The Numbers Game" by Anderson and "Mathematics in Popular Culture" by Brown. These publications, although not directly delving into our specific focal points, remind us of the playful symbiosis between numerical fascination and cultural expression.
Venturing into the realm of fiction, the much-loved "The Da Vinci Code" by Dan Brown, with its enigmatic puzzles and cryptic symbolism, serves as an unwitting harbinger of the unexpected connections we seek to unveil. Additionally, the whimsical narrative of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams sprinkles a dose of irreverent humor into our somber scholarly musings, reminding us of the capricious nature of intellectual exploration.
Turning to the digital sphere, social media posts such as a tweet from @MathMusing stating, "Who knew air pollution and math titling would make for such an utterly captivating inquiry! #UnlikelyPairs" infuse our investigation with a subtle acknowledgment of the surreptitious allure underlying our statistical romp.
As we traverse the juncture of empirical inquiry and whimsical curiosity, the literature review sets the stage for our revelatory odyssey, beckoning us toward the confluence of environmental dynamics and digital dexterity. With a nod to serendipity and a wink to empirical wonderment, we unfurl the tapestry of statistical revelation, interlacing the audacious threads of air pollution and geeky Numberphile videos.

[[RESULTS]]
The quantitative analysis of the relationship between air pollution in Longview, Texas, and the linguistic tenor of Numberphile YouTube video titles yielded noteworthy findings. Our investigation revealed a strong correlation coefficient of 0.8477808, indicating a robust positive relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. Furthermore, the r-squared value of 0.7187323 elucidates that approximately 71.87% of the variance in the linguistic intricacies of Numberphile video titles can be explained by the levels of air pollution in Longview. Notably, the p-value of less than 0.01 underscores the statistical significance of this association, affirming the reliability of the observed correlation.
The scatterplot presented in Fig. 1 visually exemplifies the pronounced correlation between air pollution and the linguistic stylings of Numberphile video titles. With the ambient air quality in Longview on the horizontal axis and the linguistic expression of the Numberphile video titles on the vertical axis, the plot showcases the striking alignment between these disparate factors. It is worth noting that while our findings may elicit a wry smile, the statistical robustness of the observed correlation warrants serious consideration.
The unexpected coherence between air pollution in Longview and the lexical nuances of Numberphile video titles presents a whimsical, albeit thought-provoking, confluence of environmental science and digital culture. Although the causal mechanisms underlying this correlation remain enigmatic, our results provide impetus for further scholarly inquiry into the influence of ambient air quality on the linguistic choices of math aficionados in the digital sphere.
In summary, our analysis discerned a statistically significant correlation between air pollution in Longview, Texas, and the linguistic motif of Numberphile YouTube video titles. These findings, while amusing in their fortuitousness, serve as a catalyst for exploring the intricate interplay between environmental factors and the linguistics of online content creation. This study not only contributes to the scholarly discourse on unexpected statistical connections but also imbues the pursuit of knowledge with a touch of serendipitous whimsy.

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[[DISCUSSION]]



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[[DISCUSSION]]

The correlation between air pollution in Longview, Texas, and the linguistic tenor of Numberphile YouTube video titles has proven to be a surprising but robust area for exploration. Our findings corroborate the unanticipated convergence of these seemingly disparate variables, aligning with prior research that has delved into the unexpected interplay between environmental dynamics and linguistic choices in digital content creation.

As Smith et al. elucidated in their work on air quality and public health, the deleterious effects of air pollution extend beyond physiological well-being, encompassing societal and cultural dimensions. Building on this premise, our study's revelation of a statistically significant correlation coefficient aligns with Doe's comprehensive examination of environmental factors and community well-being, further underscoring the pervasive influence of ambient air quality. The shared emphasis on the broader impact of air pollution fortifies the foundational understanding that environmental elements extend their tendrils into seemingly unrelated domains, including the linguistic flair of online video titles.

Drawing from the tongue-in-cheek exploration of "The Numbers Game" and "Mathematics in Popular Culture," our findings shine a spotlight on the playful symbiosis between numerical fascination and cultural expression. The robust correlation uncovered in our analysis stands as a testament to the whimsical synergy between mathematical intrigue and linguistic ingenuity, reminiscent of the interconnectedness espoused in the literature's portrayal of seemingly unrelated phenomena.

Moreover, the unexpected coherence between air pollution in Longview and the lexical nuances of Numberphile video titles aligns with the scholarly acknowledgment of the surreptitious allure underlying our statistical inquiry, as subtly observed in the social media post captured in the literature review. The fortuitous intersection of two realms - environmental science and digital culture - vividly exemplifies the capricious nature of intellectual exploration, paying homage to the narrative wit of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy."

While our findings may elicit a wry smile, the statistical robustness of the observed correlation serves as a catalyst for future exploration into the intricate interplay between environmental factors and the linguistics of digital content creation. This study not only adds to the scholarly discourse on unexpected statistical connections but also infuses the pursuit of knowledge with a touch of serendipitous whimsy, reminiscent of the unanticipated connections immortalized in Dan Brown's enigmatic puzzles.

In essence, our findings not only symbolize an intriguing amalgamation of air pollution and the linguistic motifs of Numberphile YouTube video titles but also evoke a sense of intellectual delight, serving as a testament to the delightful detours and whimsical revelations that characterize scholarly inquiry into the uncharted territories of unconventional correlations.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Longview, Texas and How geeky Numberphile YouTube video titles are. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
Air Pollution and Geeky Numberphile Videos: A Correlative Study

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this study, we investigate the intriguing connection between air pollution in Longview, Texas, and the geeky Numberphile YouTube video titles. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and employing advanced AI analysis of YouTube video titles, we sought to unravel the enigmatic relationship between these seemingly disparate variables. Our findings reveal a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.8477808 with a p-value less than 0.01 for the time period spanning 2011 to 2022. The implications of these findings, although unexpected, shed light on the complex interplay between environmental factors and online content creation. Our results prompt further inquiries into the potential influence of ambient air quality on the linguistic choices of math enthusiasts in the digital sphere - a whimsical, albeit thought-provoking, avenue for future research.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
The relationship between air pollution and various societal indicators has been a topic of substantial interest among researchers and policymakers. The impact of air quality on public health, economic productivity, and even cultural phenomena has spurred investigations into the multifaceted implications of environmental factors. Longview, Texas, a city with a rich industrial heritage and a dynamic social fabric, serves as the focal point of this inquiry. Concurrently, the rise of online content creation has led to exploration of the linguistic and thematic choices made by creators across various digital platforms, including the realm of math and science aficionados on YouTube.
As researchers endeavor to unravel the mysteries of environmental influences on diverse aspects of human activity, an opportunity arose to explore the intersection of these two seemingly disparate domains. While the initial premise of this study might elicit a quizzical eyebrow raise or even a hearty chuckle, the pursuit of unexpected correlations can yield valuable insights. We embarked on this investigation with a blend of skepticism and curiosity, aiming to ascertain whether a connection exists between the levels of air pollution in Longview and the titles of Numberphile YouTube videos.
The backdrop of Longview, ensconced within the punctuated topography of East Texas, provides an intriguing setting for examining environmental dynamics. The city encapsulates a confluence of industrial, residential, and recreational areas, contributing to a complex milieu of air quality determinants. Meanwhile, the digital landscape of YouTube harbors an eclectic array of content, including the math-oriented offerings of Numberphile - a channel renowned for its cerebral, yet accessible, content. The juxtaposition of Longview's air pollution data and the lexicon of Numberphile video titles imbues this investigation with an element of scientific whimsy.
Amidst the seriousness of environmental concerns and the scholarly pursuit of understanding linguistic idiosyncrasies, the unexpected connection uncovered in our analysis underscores the capricious nature of statistical relationships. With a statistical correlation coefficient of 0.8477808 and a p-value of less than 0.01 for the period from 2011 to 2022, our findings elicited a raised eyebrow and an appreciative nod to serendipity. The statistically significant link between air pollution in Longview and the linguistic nuances of Numberphile video titles beckons further contemplation, perhaps even evoking a wry smile from the discerning reader.
In this paper, we present the culmination of our investigation, delving into the statistical backbone of our findings and offering a measured interpretation of the implications. To navigate this intriguing terrain, we harness the tools of advanced AI analysis, statistical inference, and a touch of scholarly levity. As we proceed to unravel this enigmatic connection, we invite the reader to embark on a journey that meanders through the realms of environmental science, digital culture, and the unpredictable interplay of statistical inquiry.
In the ensuing sections, we unveil the methodological underpinnings of our study, expound upon the meticulous extraction of air pollution data, and delve into the linguistic charisma of Numberphile video titles. Through this exposition, we aim to not only substantiate our findings but also to infuse the academic discourse with a dash of unconventional correlation. The intriguing intersection of air pollution and geeky Numberphile videos offers a playful yet thought-provoking avenue for engaging with statistical analyses. As we weave through the fabric of environmental statistics and digital linguistics, the combustible synergy between these domains yields a tapestry of scholarly amusement and intriguing insight.

[[RESULTS]]
The quantitative analysis of the relationship between air pollution in Longview, Texas, and the linguistic tenor of Numberphile YouTube video titles yielded noteworthy findings. Our investigation revealed a strong correlation coefficient of 0.8477808, indicating a robust positive relationship between these seemingly unrelated variables. Furthermore, the r-squared value of 0.7187323 elucidates that approximately 71.87% of the variance in the linguistic intricacies of Numberphile video titles can be explained by the levels of air pollution in Longview. Notably, the p-value of less than 0.01 underscores the statistical significance of this association, affirming the reliability of the observed correlation.
The scatterplot presented in Fig. 1 visually exemplifies the pronounced correlation between air pollution and the linguistic stylings of Numberphile video titles. With the ambient air quality in Longview on the horizontal axis and the linguistic expression of the Numberphile video titles on the vertical axis, the plot showcases the striking alignment between these disparate factors. It is worth noting that while our findings may elicit a wry smile, the statistical robustness of the observed correlation warrants serious consideration.
The unexpected coherence between air pollution in Longview and the lexical nuances of Numberphile video titles presents a whimsical, albeit thought-provoking, confluence of environmental science and digital culture. Although the causal mechanisms underlying this correlation remain enigmatic, our results provide impetus for further scholarly inquiry into the influence of ambient air quality on the linguistic choices of math aficionados in the digital sphere.
In summary, our analysis discerned a statistically significant correlation between air pollution in Longview, Texas, and the linguistic motif of Numberphile YouTube video titles. These findings, while amusing in their fortuitousness, serve as a catalyst for exploring the intricate interplay between environmental factors and the linguistics of online content creation. This study not only contributes to the scholarly discourse on unexpected statistical connections but also imbues the pursuit of knowledge with a touch of serendipitous whimsy.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our research sought to untangle the perplexing web of correlation between air pollution in Longview, Texas, and the eccentric lexicon of Numberphile YouTube video titles. With a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.8477808 and a p-value of less than 0.01, our findings substantiate the unexpected alignment between these seemingly incongruent variables. The robust positive relationship delineated in our analysis intrigues the scholarly mind and elicits contemplation on the whimsical interplay of environmental dynamics and digital linguistic expression.

While the mirthful quirkiness of this correlation may evoke a quizzical smile, the statistical rigor underpinning our results warrants earnest consideration. The implications of our findings extend beyond the realm of statistical whimsy, beckoning the academic community to ponder the potential influences of ambient air quality on the linguistic choices of math enthusiasts in the digital sphere.

As we reflect on the playful intersection of air pollution and geeky Numberphile videos, we discern a nuanced tale of statistical serendipity that enlivens the scholarly pursuit with a dash of unexpected correlation. We invite further contemplation of this curious connection, recognizing the whimsicality that can arise amid the rigors of statistical inquiry.

In light of our revelatory findings, we assert with scholarly conviction that no further research is needed in this area. The fortuitous confluence of air pollution and Numberphile video titles has been unveiled, embracing the scholarly discourse with an element of delightful statistical enchantment.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Air Pollution and Geeky Numberphile Videos: A Correlative Study. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

The Journal of Nerd Science and Ecology


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Air Pollution and Geeky Numberphile Videos: A Correlative Study. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Society for Quantitative Meme Analysis and Environmental Monitoring


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Air Pollution and Geeky Numberphile Videos: A Correlative Study with an abstract of In this study, we investigate the intriguing connection between air pollution in Longview, Texas, and the geeky Numberphile YouTube video titles. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and employing advanced AI analysis of YouTube video titles, we sought to unravel the enigmatic relationship between these seemingly disparate variables. Our findings reveal a statistically significant correlation coefficient of 0.8477808 with a p-value less than 0.01 for the time period spanning 2011 to 2022. The implications of these findings, although unexpected, shed light on the complex interplay between environmental factors and online content creation. Our results prompt further inquiries into the potential influence of ambient air quality on the linguistic choices of math enthusiasts in the digital sphere - a whimsical, albeit thought-provoking, avenue for future research.

ChatGPT:

air pollution, Longview Texas, environmental protection agency, YouTube video titles, Numberphile, correlation study, AI analysis, statistical significance, correlation coefficient, p-value, ambient air quality, linguistic choices, math enthusiasts, digital sphere

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Data details

Air pollution in Longview, Texas
Detailed data title: Percentage of days with air quality at 'unhealthy for sensitive groups' or worse in Longview, TX
Source: Environmental Protection Agency
See what else correlates with Air pollution in Longview, Texas

How geeky Numberphile YouTube video titles are
Detailed data title: How geeky Numberphile YouTube video titles are, as rated by an AI.
Source: AI analysis of Numberphile YouTube video titles
Additional Info: I asked a large language model, 'On a scale of 1-10, how _______ do you think this YouTube video title is?' for every video.

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Correlation r = 0.8477808 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.7187323 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 71.9% of the change in the one variable (i.e., How geeky Numberphile YouTube video titles are) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Air pollution in Longview, Texas) over the 12 years from 2011 through 2022.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 0.0005. 0.0004955793942248014000000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.85 in 0.05% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 2,018 random variables Which I absolutely did.
with the same 11 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 11 because we have two variables measured over a period of 12 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.53, 0.96 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
201120122013201420152016201720182019202020212022
Air pollution in Longview, Texas (Bad air quality days)6.64741.377411.09890.5479450.5479450000.276243000.273973
How geeky Numberphile YouTube video titles are (Geeky score (out of 10))7.77787.08427.07697.07147.06856.757.22417.17656.93757.056.80496.878




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,237 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 636,906,169 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([6.6474,1.37741,1.0989,0.547945,0.547945,0,0,0,0.276243,0,0,0.273973,])
array_2 = np.array([7.7778,7.0842,7.0769,7.0714,7.0685,6.75,7.2241,7.1765,6.9375,7.05,6.8049,6.878,])
array_1_name = "Air pollution in Longview, Texas"
array_2_name = "How geeky Numberphile YouTube video titles are"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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