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Fewer pollutants means there's less murky matter for black holes to blend in with, making them easier to spot. As the air cleared, people realized they didn't need telescopes to observe celestial phenomena - they could just step outside and look up! Plus, with cleaner air, black holes may have decided to take a vacation to more smog-choked parts of the universe, where they feel they really belong. Or maybe the pollution was just the cosmic dust and gas they needed to thrive, and without it, they packed their bags and drifted off to space where they could find a denser atmosphere to hang out in. Who knew that all this time, black holes were just interstellar air quality connoissejsons?Model: dalle-3
Prompt: Generate a comic-book-style illustration with muted colors and a dotted halftone pattern from the 1960s, depicting the scene where the skies above Augusta, Georgia are clear and pristine, with a group of people standing outside, gazing up at the night sky with amazement. The stars twinkle brightly, and a group of black holes can be seen against the backdrop of the unblemished atmosphere. The absence of air pollution has made these cosmic phenomena boldly visible to the naked eye. Additionally, show a remote corner of the universe, with a cluster of black holes departing for a place with denser atmosphere, where they feel more at home. Emphasize the vintage comic book style and muted colors to create a captivating and visually striking interpretation. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: Air pollution in Augusta, Georgia and Google searches for 'black holes'. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: A comic-book-style illustration with muted colors and a dotted halftone pattern from the 1960s a funny image macro Concept art An image that looks like it is a scene from 'Star Wars' A comic-book-style illustration with muted colors and a dotted halftone pattern from the 1960s
ChatGPT: A comic-book-style illustration with muted colors and a dotted halftone pattern from the 1960s
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both Air pollution in Augusta, Georgia and Google searches for 'black holes', in the following situation: Fewer pollutants means there's less murky matter for black holes to blend in with, making them easier to spot. As the air cleared, people realized they didn't need telescopes to observe celestial phenomena - they could just step outside and look up! Plus, with cleaner air, black holes may have decided to take a vacation to more smog-choked parts of the universe, where they feel they really belong. Or maybe the pollution was just the cosmic dust and gas they needed to thrive, and without it, they packed their bags and drifted off to space where they could find a denser atmosphere to hang out in. Who knew that all this time, black holes were just interstellar air quality connoissejsons?. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: The skies above Augusta, Georgia are clear and pristine, with no hint of air pollution in sight. A group of people stand outside, gazing up at the night sky with amazement. The stars twinkle brightly, and a group of black holes can be seen clearly against the backdrop of the unblemished atmosphere. It seems that the absence of air pollution has made these enigmatic cosmic phenomena boldly visible to the naked eye. Meanwhile, in a remote corner of the universe, a cluster of black holes is seen departing for a place with denser atmosphere, where they feel more at home.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ A comic-book-style illustration with muted colors and a dotted halftone pattern from the 1960s ] and depicting this scene: The skies above Augusta, Georgia are clear and pristine, with no hint of air pollution in sight. A group of people stand outside, gazing up at the night sky with amazement. The stars twinkle brightly, and a group of black holes can be seen clearly against the backdrop of the unblemished atmosphere. It seems that the absence of air pollution has made these enigmatic cosmic phenomena boldly visible to the naked eye. Meanwhile, in a remote corner of the universe, a cluster of black holes is seen departing for a place with denser atmosphere, where they feel more at home. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: Generate a comic-book-style illustration with muted colors and a dotted halftone pattern from the 1960s, depicting the scene where the skies above Augusta, Georgia are clear and pristine, with a group of people standing outside, gazing up at the night sky with amazement. The stars twinkle brightly, and a group of black holes can be seen against the backdrop of the unblemished atmosphere. The absence of air pollution has made these cosmic phenomena boldly visible to the naked eye. Additionally, show a remote corner of the universe, with a cluster of black holes departing for a place with denser atmosphere, where they feel more at home. Emphasize the vintage comic book style and muted colors to create a captivating and visually striking interpretation.
*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.
I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how a decrease in Air pollution in Augusta, Georgia caused black holes (Google searches for 'black holes') to decrease. Make it feel plausible.
AI academic paper
Dark Matter: Investigating the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Augusta and Searches for 'Black Holes' on Google The Journal of Astrometeorological Studies Jan 2024 Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real! |
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Augusta, Georgia and Google searches for 'black holes'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.
Make the title punny if you can come up with clever pun. If not, make it sound serious.
Your research team used data from Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.8017789 and p < 0.01 for 2004 to 2017.
Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)
[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit
ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Dark Matter: Investigating the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Augusta and Searches for 'Black Holes' on Google"
[[ABSTRACT]]
The relationship between air pollution and human behavior is a subject of growing interest in public health and environmental research. This study investigates the intriguing connection between air pollution levels in Augusta, Georgia, and Google searches for 'black holes'. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, we analyzed information from 2004 to 2017. Our findings revealed a significant positive correlation between air pollution levels and the frequency of Google searches for 'black holes', with a correlation coefficient of 0.8017789 and p < 0.01.
It seems that the more polluted the air in Augusta, the more people turn to the vast unknowns of 'black holes' on the internet. Perhaps it's a subconscious longing for a cleaner and emptier space. Or maybe residents are just stargazing in a different way – from the safety of their homes. These findings raise questions about the psychological impacts of environmental pollution, and also give a whole new meaning to the phrase "airing out your thoughts."
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Augusta, Georgia and Google searches for 'black holes'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Dark Matter: Investigating the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Augusta and Searches for 'Black Holes' on Google"
[[ABSTRACT]]
The relationship between air pollution and human behavior is a subject of growing interest in public health and environmental research. This study investigates the intriguing connection between air pollution levels in Augusta, Georgia, and Google searches for 'black holes'. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, we analyzed information from 2004 to 2017. Our findings revealed a significant positive correlation between air pollution levels and the frequency of Google searches for 'black holes', with a correlation coefficient of 0.8017789 and p < 0.01.
It seems that the more polluted the air in Augusta, the more people turn to the vast unknowns of 'black holes' on the internet. Perhaps it's a subconscious longing for a cleaner and emptier space. Or maybe residents are just stargazing in a different way – from the safety of their homes. These findings raise questions about the psychological impacts of environmental pollution, and also give a whole new meaning to the phrase "airing out your thoughts."
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Your response should start like this:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
As the saying goes, "the air you breathe affects the way you think." And in the case of Augusta, Georgia, it might just be influencing what people are curious about on the internet. It is widely acknowledged that air pollution has detrimental effects on physical health, but its impact on mental processes is a relatively less explored domain. Our study delves into this intriguing intersection by investigating the relationship between air pollution in Augusta, Georgia, and Google searches for 'black holes'. It's like searching for the unknown in the vast expanse of the universe, except this time the universe is our own polluted skies.
The idea that air pollution could influence internet search behavior might appear to be as elusive as the mysterious nature of black holes itself. However, as we delved into the data, we found a compelling link that sheds light on this uncharted correlation. It's almost as if people are trying to escape the polluted air by venturing into the cosmic mysteries of 'black holes'. Talk about taking your astrophysical escapism to new heights!
The motivation behind this study stemmed from the understanding that human behavior is shaped not only by conscious decisions but also by environmental cues. Just as the presence of allergens can prompt people to sneeze, could the presence of air pollutants prompt individuals to search for something out of this world? It's almost like the pollution is pushing people to seek a breath of fresh air – in the form of cosmic curiosity. Ah, the irony is as thick as the smog in Augusta!
As we continue to unravel the complex interactions between environmental factors and human behavior, our findings have broader implications for understanding the subtle yet profound ways in which our surroundings influence our cognitive processes. So, the next time you take a deep breath of fresh air, just remember that you might also be inhaling a sprinkle of cosmic intrigue.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Augusta, Georgia and Google searches for 'black holes'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences.
Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.
Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.
Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name some cartoons and childrens' shows that you watched that are related to the topic.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Dark Matter: Investigating the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Augusta and Searches for 'Black Holes' on Google"
[[ABSTRACT]]
The relationship between air pollution and human behavior is a subject of growing interest in public health and environmental research. This study investigates the intriguing connection between air pollution levels in Augusta, Georgia, and Google searches for 'black holes'. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, we analyzed information from 2004 to 2017. Our findings revealed a significant positive correlation between air pollution levels and the frequency of Google searches for 'black holes', with a correlation coefficient of 0.8017789 and p < 0.01.
It seems that the more polluted the air in Augusta, the more people turn to the vast unknowns of 'black holes' on the internet. Perhaps it's a subconscious longing for a cleaner and emptier space. Or maybe residents are just stargazing in a different way – from the safety of their homes. These findings raise questions about the psychological impacts of environmental pollution, and also give a whole new meaning to the phrase "airing out your thoughts."
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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
As the saying goes, "the air you breathe affects the way you think." And in the case of Augusta, Georgia, it might just be influencing what people are curious about on the internet. It is widely acknowledged that air pollution has detrimental effects on physical health, but its impact on mental processes is a relatively less explored domain. Our study delves into this intriguing intersection by investigating the relationship between air pollution in Augusta, Georgia, and Google searches for 'black holes'. It's like searching for the unknown in the vast expanse of the universe, except this time the universe is our own polluted skies.
The idea that air pollution could influence internet search behavior might appear to be as elusive as the mysterious nature of black holes itself. However, as we delved into the data, we found a compelling link that sheds light on this uncharted correlation. It's almost as if people are trying to escape the polluted air by venturing into the cosmic mysteries of 'black holes'. Talk about taking your astrophysical escapism to new heights!
The motivation behind this study stemmed from the understanding that human behavior is shaped not only by conscious decisions but also by environmental cues. Just as the presence of allergens can prompt people to sneeze, could the presence of air pollutants prompt individuals to search for something out of this world? It's almost like the pollution is pushing people to seek a breath of fresh air – in the form of cosmic curiosity. Ah, the irony is as thick as the smog in Augusta!
As we continue to unravel the complex interactions between environmental factors and human behavior, our findings have broader implications for understanding the subtle yet profound ways in which our surroundings influence our cognitive processes. So, the next time you take a deep breath of fresh air, just remember that you might also be inhaling a sprinkle of cosmic intrigue.
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Your response should start like this:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The relationship between air pollution and its effects on human behavior has been a topic of interest in both public health and environmental research. Smith et al. (2015) found that air pollution is associated with a wide range of adverse health outcomes, including respiratory diseases, cardiovascular issues, and even cognitive decline. However, the influence of air pollution on internet search behavior is a less explored area. This paper seeks to shed light on this under-researched connection by examining the relationship between air pollution levels in Augusta, Georgia, and Google searches for 'black holes'.
Doe and Jones (2017) conducted a comprehensive study on the psychological impacts of environmental pollution, focusing on the cognitive responses of individuals to varying levels of air pollutants. Their findings suggest that environmental cues can indeed influence cognitive processes, but their study did not extend into the realm of online behavior. It's almost as if the more polluted the air, the more people turn to search for answers as vast and enigmatic as the cosmos itself. This correlation is as puzzling as a black hole's event horizon!
In "Astrophysics for People in a Hurry," Neil deGrasse Tyson delves into the fascinating realm of black holes, presenting complex astrophysical concepts in an accessible and engaging manner. Perhaps the citizens of Augusta, Georgia are experiencing a cosmic craving for something out of this world as they navigate through the polluted air. After all, who wouldn't want to escape the smog and wander into the awe-inspiring mysteries of the universe?
On a more fictional note, "Black Hole Blues and Other Songs from Outer Space" by Janna Levin delves into the discovery of gravitational waves and the enigmatic nature of black holes. It seems that the people of Augusta are not alone in their intrigue with 'black holes', as if they're collectively yearning for a cleaner and emptier space amidst the polluted air. It's like they're saying: "We may not be able to clean our air, but at least we can gaze at outer space – it's a breath of fresh 'vacuum' air!"
In the world of cartoons and children's shows, "The Magic School Bus" has an episode titled "The Magic School Bus Gets Lost in Space," where the students take a cosmic adventure to learn about stars, planets, and even black holes. Could it be that the citizens of Augusta, Georgia are subconsciously seeking refuge from the polluted air by venturing into the depths of the universe? It's almost as if they're saying: "Let's leave the air pollution behind and embark on a magical journey through the cosmos – where there's no smog, only stardust!"
In "SpongeBob SquarePants," SpongeBob and Patrick often explore the mysteries of Bikini Bottom and beyond. Their curiosity and adventures parallel the residents of Augusta, who may be seeking a different kind of escapism amidst the polluted air – a cosmic getaway to the realm of 'black holes'. It's like they're saying: "In a world full of air pollutants, let's journey to the cosmic unknown and embrace the wonder of a 'blank space' devoid of pollution!"
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Augusta, Georgia and Google searches for 'black holes'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends . You used data from 2004 to 2017
Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.
Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Dark Matter: Investigating the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Augusta and Searches for 'Black Holes' on Google"
[[ABSTRACT]]
The relationship between air pollution and human behavior is a subject of growing interest in public health and environmental research. This study investigates the intriguing connection between air pollution levels in Augusta, Georgia, and Google searches for 'black holes'. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, we analyzed information from 2004 to 2017. Our findings revealed a significant positive correlation between air pollution levels and the frequency of Google searches for 'black holes', with a correlation coefficient of 0.8017789 and p < 0.01.
It seems that the more polluted the air in Augusta, the more people turn to the vast unknowns of 'black holes' on the internet. Perhaps it's a subconscious longing for a cleaner and emptier space. Or maybe residents are just stargazing in a different way – from the safety of their homes. These findings raise questions about the psychological impacts of environmental pollution, and also give a whole new meaning to the phrase "airing out your thoughts."
[[INTRODUCTION]]
As the saying goes, "the air you breathe affects the way you think." And in the case of Augusta, Georgia, it might just be influencing what people are curious about on the internet. It is widely acknowledged that air pollution has detrimental effects on physical health, but its impact on mental processes is a relatively less explored domain. Our study delves into this intriguing intersection by investigating the relationship between air pollution in Augusta, Georgia, and Google searches for 'black holes'. It's like searching for the unknown in the vast expanse of the universe, except this time the universe is our own polluted skies.
The idea that air pollution could influence internet search behavior might appear to be as elusive as the mysterious nature of black holes itself. However, as we delved into the data, we found a compelling link that sheds light on this uncharted correlation. It's almost as if people are trying to escape the polluted air by venturing into the cosmic mysteries of 'black holes'. Talk about taking your astrophysical escapism to new heights!
The motivation behind this study stemmed from the understanding that human behavior is shaped not only by conscious decisions but also by environmental cues. Just as the presence of allergens can prompt people to sneeze, could the presence of air pollutants prompt individuals to search for something out of this world? It's almost like the pollution is pushing people to seek a breath of fresh air – in the form of cosmic curiosity. Ah, the irony is as thick as the smog in Augusta!
As we continue to unravel the complex interactions between environmental factors and human behavior, our findings have broader implications for understanding the subtle yet profound ways in which our surroundings influence our cognitive processes. So, the next time you take a deep breath of fresh air, just remember that you might also be inhaling a sprinkle of cosmic intrigue.
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Your response should start like this:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
ChatGPT:
[METHODOLOGY]
To investigate the relationship between air pollution levels in Augusta, Georgia, and Google searches for 'black holes', we employed a combination of data collection, statistical analysis, and a touch of astrophysical flair. Our research team, comprised of environmental scientists, data analysts, and an enthusiastic amateur astronomer, embarked on a mission to uncover the mysterious connection between the terrestrial and the extraterrestrial.
First, we gather air quality data from the Environmental Protection Agency, using a mix of sophisticated air monitoring devices and a high-tech metal detector (which, surprisingly, proved quite adept at locating air pollutants). Our team painstakingly cataloged and cross-referenced pollution levels, including atmospheric particulate matter and volatile organic compounds, with the precision of an astronomer charting the movements of celestial bodies. In times of doubt, we'd often joke that we were "air-traffic controllers of the microscopic kind."
Next, we turned to the enigmatic realm of Google Trends, where our intrepid data analysts mined search frequency data for 'black holes' in the Augusta area. Discussions frequently revolved around whether we were searching for pollution data or black holes, but we decided it didn't really matter—after all, the search goes on, just like the constant expansion of the universe (or the expansion of our dataset).
With our treasure trove of data in hand, we employed statistical tools to examine the correlation between air pollution levels and Google searches for 'black holes'. Utilizing a blend of Pearson correlation coefficient and regression analysis, we sought to uncover the hidden gravitational pull between these seemingly disparate variables, with the occasional quip about bringing together atmospheric pollution and cosmic fascination in a statistical embrace.
Our study utilized data spanning from 2004 to 2017, effectively capturing the cosmic dance of air pollution and Google searches over a fourteen-year span. It was a bit like observing the eccentric orbits of distant planets—except in our case, the planets were search queries and the gravitational forces were statistical significance.
Lastly, recognizing the complex and multifaceted nature of our research topic, we integrated qualitative insights through interviews with Augusta residents. We asked probing questions about their internet search habits and their views on the intersection of environmental pollution and cosmic intrigue, often joking that we were conducting "extraterrestrial interviews" right in our backyard.
In summary, our research methodology combined meticulous data collection, statistical analysis, and a sprinkle of intergalactic humor to unravel the connection between air pollution in Augusta, Georgia, and Google searches for 'black holes'. Our methodology was as diverse as the galaxies themselves, and our findings illuminate the celestial pathways that intertwine with the terrestrial smog.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Augusta, Georgia and Google searches for 'black holes'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends .
For the time period 2004 to 2017, you found a correlation 0.8017789, r-squared of 0.6428494, and p < 0.01.
One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.
Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Dark Matter: Investigating the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Augusta and Searches for 'Black Holes' on Google"
[[ABSTRACT]]
The relationship between air pollution and human behavior is a subject of growing interest in public health and environmental research. This study investigates the intriguing connection between air pollution levels in Augusta, Georgia, and Google searches for 'black holes'. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, we analyzed information from 2004 to 2017. Our findings revealed a significant positive correlation between air pollution levels and the frequency of Google searches for 'black holes', with a correlation coefficient of 0.8017789 and p < 0.01.
It seems that the more polluted the air in Augusta, the more people turn to the vast unknowns of 'black holes' on the internet. Perhaps it's a subconscious longing for a cleaner and emptier space. Or maybe residents are just stargazing in a different way – from the safety of their homes. These findings raise questions about the psychological impacts of environmental pollution, and also give a whole new meaning to the phrase "airing out your thoughts."
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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
As the saying goes, "the air you breathe affects the way you think." And in the case of Augusta, Georgia, it might just be influencing what people are curious about on the internet. It is widely acknowledged that air pollution has detrimental effects on physical health, but its impact on mental processes is a relatively less explored domain. Our study delves into this intriguing intersection by investigating the relationship between air pollution in Augusta, Georgia, and Google searches for 'black holes'. It's like searching for the unknown in the vast expanse of the universe, except this time the universe is our own polluted skies.
The idea that air pollution could influence internet search behavior might appear to be as elusive as the mysterious nature of black holes itself. However, as we delved into the data, we found a compelling link that sheds light on this uncharted correlation. It's almost as if people are trying to escape the polluted air by venturing into the cosmic mysteries of 'black holes'. Talk about taking your astrophysical escapism to new heights!
The motivation behind this study stemmed from the understanding that human behavior is shaped not only by conscious decisions but also by environmental cues. Just as the presence of allergens can prompt people to sneeze, could the presence of air pollutants prompt individuals to search for something out of this world? It's almost like the pollution is pushing people to seek a breath of fresh air – in the form of cosmic curiosity. Ah, the irony is as thick as the smog in Augusta!
As we continue to unravel the complex interactions between environmental factors and human behavior, our findings have broader implications for understanding the subtle yet profound ways in which our surroundings influence our cognitive processes. So, the next time you take a deep breath of fresh air, just remember that you might also be inhaling a sprinkle of cosmic intrigue.
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Your response should start like this:
[[RESULTS]]
ChatGPT:
[[RESULTS]]
Our analysis uncovered a strong positive correlation between air pollution levels in Augusta, Georgia, and the frequency of Google searches for 'black holes' from 2004 to 2017. The correlation coefficient was calculated to be 0.8017789, and the coefficient of determination (r-squared) was 0.6428494, with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. This implies that approximately 64% of the variance in Google searches for 'black holes' can be explained by the variation in air pollution levels. In other words, it appears that as air pollution increased in Augusta, so did the number of searches for 'black holes' on Google.
It seems that the residents of Augusta are exploring alternative ways to escape the fumes, reaching for something as mysterious and unknown as the depths of space. It's like they're saying, "If we can't see the stars because of pollution, we'll search for black holes online! We're determined to find something fascinating even if we have to escape Earth to do it." But who knew that saving the planet could come with a side of astrophysical contemplation?
Our findings are visually depicted in Figure 1, a scatterplot illustrating the robust relationship between air pollution levels and Google searches for 'black holes'. The figure shows a clear upward trend, indicating that as air pollution increased, so did the frequency of searches for 'black holes'. It's like a smokescreen lifting to reveal the quest for cosmic enigmas.
The strength of this correlation prompts us to contemplate the psychological implications of environmental pollution, not just in terms of physical health but also in shaping our intellectual curiosities. As we ponder the mysteries of the universe and the composition of our atmosphere, the relationship between pollution and curiosity brings new meaning to the concept of "air quality" - apparently, it's not just about breathing clean air, but also about sparking out-of-this-world thoughts.
The significant association we observed between air pollution in Augusta and Google searches for 'black holes' opens the door to a new realm of investigation into the intricate interplay between environmental factors and human behavior. It's as if the polluted air compelled individuals to seek mental refuge in the vast expanse of the unknown, or at the very least, motivated them to explore the cosmic marvels from the comfort of their homes. We certainly didn't expect to find a correlation this strong, but as they say, the universe works in mysterious ways - much like internet search behavior in polluted cities.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Augusta, Georgia and Google searches for 'black holes'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Limit your response to 500 tokens.
Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.
Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.
[[TITLE]]
"Dark Matter: Investigating the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Augusta and Searches for 'Black Holes' on Google"
[[ABSTRACT]]
The relationship between air pollution and human behavior is a subject of growing interest in public health and environmental research. This study investigates the intriguing connection between air pollution levels in Augusta, Georgia, and Google searches for 'black holes'. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, we analyzed information from 2004 to 2017. Our findings revealed a significant positive correlation between air pollution levels and the frequency of Google searches for 'black holes', with a correlation coefficient of 0.8017789 and p < 0.01.
It seems that the more polluted the air in Augusta, the more people turn to the vast unknowns of 'black holes' on the internet. Perhaps it's a subconscious longing for a cleaner and emptier space. Or maybe residents are just stargazing in a different way – from the safety of their homes. These findings raise questions about the psychological impacts of environmental pollution, and also give a whole new meaning to the phrase "airing out your thoughts."
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
The relationship between air pollution and its effects on human behavior has been a topic of interest in both public health and environmental research. Smith et al. (2015) found that air pollution is associated with a wide range of adverse health outcomes, including respiratory diseases, cardiovascular issues, and even cognitive decline. However, the influence of air pollution on internet search behavior is a less explored area. This paper seeks to shed light on this under-researched connection by examining the relationship between air pollution levels in Augusta, Georgia, and Google searches for 'black holes'.
Doe and Jones (2017) conducted a comprehensive study on the psychological impacts of environmental pollution, focusing on the cognitive responses of individuals to varying levels of air pollutants. Their findings suggest that environmental cues can indeed influence cognitive processes, but their study did not extend into the realm of online behavior. It's almost as if the more polluted the air, the more people turn to search for answers as vast and enigmatic as the cosmos itself. This correlation is as puzzling as a black hole's event horizon!
In "Astrophysics for People in a Hurry," Neil deGrasse Tyson delves into the fascinating realm of black holes, presenting complex astrophysical concepts in an accessible and engaging manner. Perhaps the citizens of Augusta, Georgia are experiencing a cosmic craving for something out of this world as they navigate through the polluted air. After all, who wouldn't want to escape the smog and wander into the awe-inspiring mysteries of the universe?
On a more fictional note, "Black Hole Blues and Other Songs from Outer Space" by Janna Levin delves into the discovery of gravitational waves and the enigmatic nature of black holes. It seems that the people of Augusta are not alone in their intrigue with 'black holes', as if they're collectively yearning for a cleaner and emptier space amidst the polluted air. It's like they're saying: "We may not be able to clean our air, but at least we can gaze at outer space – it's a breath of fresh 'vacuum' air!"
In the world of cartoons and children's shows, "The Magic School Bus" has an episode titled "The Magic School Bus Gets Lost in Space," where the students take a cosmic adventure to learn about stars, planets, and even black holes. Could it be that the citizens of Augusta, Georgia are subconsciously seeking refuge from the polluted air by venturing into the depths of the universe? It's almost as if they're saying: "Let's leave the air pollution behind and embark on a magical journey through the cosmos – where there's no smog, only stardust!"
In "SpongeBob SquarePants," SpongeBob and Patrick often explore the mysteries of Bikini Bottom and beyond. Their curiosity and adventures parallel the residents of Augusta, who may be seeking a different kind of escapism amidst the polluted air – a cosmic getaway to the realm of 'black holes'. It's like they're saying: "In a world full of air pollutants, let's journey to the cosmic unknown and embrace the wonder of a 'blank space' devoid of pollution!"
[[RESULTS]]
Our analysis uncovered a strong positive correlation between air pollution levels in Augusta, Georgia, and the frequency of Google searches for 'black holes' from 2004 to 2017. The correlation coefficient was calculated to be 0.8017789, and the coefficient of determination (r-squared) was 0.6428494, with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. This implies that approximately 64% of the variance in Google searches for 'black holes' can be explained by the variation in air pollution levels. In other words, it appears that as air pollution increased in Augusta, so did the number of searches for 'black holes' on Google.
It seems that the residents of Augusta are exploring alternative ways to escape the fumes, reaching for something as mysterious and unknown as the depths of space. It's like they're saying, "If we can't see the stars because of pollution, we'll search for black holes online! We're determined to find something fascinating even if we have to escape Earth to do it." But who knew that saving the planet could come with a side of astrophysical contemplation?
Our findings are visually depicted in Figure 1, a scatterplot illustrating the robust relationship between air pollution levels and Google searches for 'black holes'. The figure shows a clear upward trend, indicating that as air pollution increased, so did the frequency of searches for 'black holes'. It's like a smokescreen lifting to reveal the quest for cosmic enigmas.
The strength of this correlation prompts us to contemplate the psychological implications of environmental pollution, not just in terms of physical health but also in shaping our intellectual curiosities. As we ponder the mysteries of the universe and the composition of our atmosphere, the relationship between pollution and curiosity brings new meaning to the concept of "air quality" - apparently, it's not just about breathing clean air, but also about sparking out-of-this-world thoughts.
The significant association we observed between air pollution in Augusta and Google searches for 'black holes' opens the door to a new realm of investigation into the intricate interplay between environmental factors and human behavior. It's as if the polluted air compelled individuals to seek mental refuge in the vast expanse of the unknown, or at the very least, motivated them to explore the cosmic marvels from the comfort of their homes. We certainly didn't expect to find a correlation this strong, but as they say, the universe works in mysterious ways - much like internet search behavior in polluted cities.
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[[DISCUSSION]]
ChatGPT:
The results of our study provide compelling evidence for a significant positive correlation between air pollution levels in Augusta, Georgia, and the frequency of Google searches for 'black holes'. This finding supports prior research on the relationship between environmental factors and human behavior, as well as the influence of pollution on cognitive processes. It seems that the citizens of Augusta are seeking an escape from the environmental challenges around them by turning to the vast, enigmatic realm of astrophysics.
Our results align with previous studies by Smith et al. (2015), who demonstrated the adverse health outcomes associated with air pollution. Furthermore, Doe and Jones (2017) pointed out the potential influence of environmental cues on cognitive processes, a concept which our study has expanded upon by demonstrating a real-world manifestation of this phenomenon. Who would have thought that the pollution in Augusta could lead to a surge in searches for 'black holes'? It's like they're saying, "We may not be able to see the stars, but we'll certainly search for them online!"
The correlation coefficient of 0.8017789 and the coefficient of determination (r-squared) of 0.6428494 in our study indicate that a substantial proportion of the variation in Google searches for 'black holes' can be explained by fluctuations in air pollution levels. It's almost like the excitement of exploring 'black holes' on Google is directly proportional to the frustration of breathing in polluted air - a cosmic twist of fate, indeed! This association raises intriguing questions about the psychological impacts of environmental pollution, effectively turning 'air quality' from a matter of respiratory health to a driver of cosmic contemplation.
The robust relationship depicted in our scatterplot presents a visually striking illustration of the link between air pollution levels and the quest for 'black holes'. It's as if the citizens of Augusta are collectively reaching for something beyond the polluted horizon, seeking solace in the mysteries of the universe. Perhaps it's a subconscious longing for a cleaner and emptier space amidst the smog, or just a cosmic curiosity sparked by the limitations of the earthly environment. It's almost like they're saying, "If you can't beat the pollution, aim for the stars!"
In conclusion, our study not only reaffirms the impact of air pollution on human behavior but also presents a thought-provoking intertwining of environmental factors with astrophysical intrigue. The search for 'black holes' may just be the citizens of Augusta's way of coping with the challenges of their polluted surroundings, guiding them to explore the cosmic wonders in the comfort of their homes. As we continue to unravel the complexities of our environment and the human psyche, one thing's for certain - the connection between air pollution and Google searches for 'black holes' is as deep and mysterious as the black holes themselves!
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System prompt: You are a researcher writing an academic paper.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.
Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between Air pollution in Augusta, Georgia and Google searches for 'black holes'. You can't resist a good dad joke. Add a relevant dad joke related to the content every couple of sentences. Stay serious and dry most of the time, but then occasionally let your wit shine through.
Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.
Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"Dark Matter: Investigating the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Augusta and Searches for 'Black Holes' on Google"
[[ABSTRACT]]
The relationship between air pollution and human behavior is a subject of growing interest in public health and environmental research. This study investigates the intriguing connection between air pollution levels in Augusta, Georgia, and Google searches for 'black holes'. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, we analyzed information from 2004 to 2017. Our findings revealed a significant positive correlation between air pollution levels and the frequency of Google searches for 'black holes', with a correlation coefficient of 0.8017789 and p < 0.01.
It seems that the more polluted the air in Augusta, the more people turn to the vast unknowns of 'black holes' on the internet. Perhaps it's a subconscious longing for a cleaner and emptier space. Or maybe residents are just stargazing in a different way – from the safety of their homes. These findings raise questions about the psychological impacts of environmental pollution, and also give a whole new meaning to the phrase "airing out your thoughts."
[[INTRDUCTION]]
As the saying goes, "the air you breathe affects the way you think." And in the case of Augusta, Georgia, it might just be influencing what people are curious about on the internet. It is widely acknowledged that air pollution has detrimental effects on physical health, but its impact on mental processes is a relatively less explored domain. Our study delves into this intriguing intersection by investigating the relationship between air pollution in Augusta, Georgia, and Google searches for 'black holes'. It's like searching for the unknown in the vast expanse of the universe, except this time the universe is our own polluted skies.
The idea that air pollution could influence internet search behavior might appear to be as elusive as the mysterious nature of black holes itself. However, as we delved into the data, we found a compelling link that sheds light on this uncharted correlation. It's almost as if people are trying to escape the polluted air by venturing into the cosmic mysteries of 'black holes'. Talk about taking your astrophysical escapism to new heights!
The motivation behind this study stemmed from the understanding that human behavior is shaped not only by conscious decisions but also by environmental cues. Just as the presence of allergens can prompt people to sneeze, could the presence of air pollutants prompt individuals to search for something out of this world? It's almost like the pollution is pushing people to seek a breath of fresh air – in the form of cosmic curiosity. Ah, the irony is as thick as the smog in Augusta!
As we continue to unravel the complex interactions between environmental factors and human behavior, our findings have broader implications for understanding the subtle yet profound ways in which our surroundings influence our cognitive processes. So, the next time you take a deep breath of fresh air, just remember that you might also be inhaling a sprinkle of cosmic intrigue.
[[RESULTS]]
Our analysis uncovered a strong positive correlation between air pollution levels in Augusta, Georgia, and the frequency of Google searches for 'black holes' from 2004 to 2017. The correlation coefficient was calculated to be 0.8017789, and the coefficient of determination (r-squared) was 0.6428494, with a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01. This implies that approximately 64% of the variance in Google searches for 'black holes' can be explained by the variation in air pollution levels. In other words, it appears that as air pollution increased in Augusta, so did the number of searches for 'black holes' on Google.
It seems that the residents of Augusta are exploring alternative ways to escape the fumes, reaching for something as mysterious and unknown as the depths of space. It's like they're saying, "If we can't see the stars because of pollution, we'll search for black holes online! We're determined to find something fascinating even if we have to escape Earth to do it." But who knew that saving the planet could come with a side of astrophysical contemplation?
Our findings are visually depicted in Figure 1, a scatterplot illustrating the robust relationship between air pollution levels and Google searches for 'black holes'. The figure shows a clear upward trend, indicating that as air pollution increased, so did the frequency of searches for 'black holes'. It's like a smokescreen lifting to reveal the quest for cosmic enigmas.
The strength of this correlation prompts us to contemplate the psychological implications of environmental pollution, not just in terms of physical health but also in shaping our intellectual curiosities. As we ponder the mysteries of the universe and the composition of our atmosphere, the relationship between pollution and curiosity brings new meaning to the concept of "air quality" - apparently, it's not just about breathing clean air, but also about sparking out-of-this-world thoughts.
The significant association we observed between air pollution in Augusta and Google searches for 'black holes' opens the door to a new realm of investigation into the intricate interplay between environmental factors and human behavior. It's as if the polluted air compelled individuals to seek mental refuge in the vast expanse of the unknown, or at the very least, motivated them to explore the cosmic marvels from the comfort of their homes. We certainly didn't expect to find a correlation this strong, but as they say, the universe works in mysterious ways - much like internet search behavior in polluted cities.
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[[CONCLUSION]]
ChatGPT:
[[CONCLUSION]]
In conclusion, our study has elucidated a compelling connection between air pollution in Augusta, Georgia, and the frequency of Google searches for 'black holes'. The robust positive correlation we identified suggests that as air pollution levels increased, so did the curiosity about cosmic mysteries on the internet. It's as if residents are seeking solace in the unknown, saying, "if the air is hazy here, let's explore the mysteries of cosmic space online!" Talk about taking astrophysical escapism to new heights – or rather, new depths.
Our findings shed light on the intricate ways in which environmental factors can shape human behavior, expanding our understanding of the subtle influences that permeate our cognitive processes. It's like the pollution is pushing people to reach for a breath of fresh cosmic air – and who can blame them? After all, there's a certain appeal to escaping from polluted skies to ponder the cosmic unknown. It's like seeking solace in a solar system far, far away. I guess you could say it's an "astronomical" response to the issue of air pollution.
Given the strength of the correlation we've documented, it's safe to say that the psychological impacts of environmental pollution extend beyond physical health, making us question whether 'black holes' might function as a celestial escape hatch for individuals in polluted areas. So, if you ever find yourself in a smoggy city, don't be surprised if your inclination for astrophysical pondering goes through the roof.
With that said, our study contributes valuable insights into the interplay between air pollution and human curiosity, wrapping up with the revelation that there is indeed a link between pollution and the pursuit of cosmic enigmas – though we might need a telescope to fully comprehend it. And as for future research, well, it seems the mystery of this connection has been unfurled. No more research needed here, folks! Just breathe in that cosmic curiosity, and let the black holes of Augusta remain a cosmic quirk in the annals of air pollution studies.
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Dark Matter: Investigating the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Augusta and Searches for 'Black Holes' on Google. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.
ChatGPT:
The Journal of Astrometeorological Studies
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Dark Matter: Investigating the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Augusta and Searches for 'Black Holes' on Google. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.
ChatGPT:
The Institute for Cosmic Ecology and Urban Atmosphere Research
Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Dark Matter: Investigating the Relationship Between Air Pollution in Augusta and Searches for 'Black Holes' on Google with an abstract of The relationship between air pollution and human behavior is a subject of growing interest in public health and environmental research. This study investigates the intriguing connection between air pollution levels in Augusta, Georgia, and Google searches for 'black holes'. Utilizing data from the Environmental Protection Agency and Google Trends, we analyzed information from 2004 to 2017. Our findings revealed a significant positive correlation between air pollution levels and the frequency of Google searches for 'black holes', with a correlation coefficient of 0.8017789 and p < 0.01.
It seems that the more polluted the air in Augusta, the more people turn to the vast unknowns of 'black holes' on the internet. Perhaps it's a subconscious longing for a cleaner and emptier space. Or maybe residents are just stargazing in a different way – from the safety of their homes. These findings raise questions about the psychological impacts of environmental pollution, and also give a whole new meaning to the phrase "airing out your thoughts.
ChatGPT:
dark matter, air pollution, Augusta Georgia, Google searches, black holes, environmental research, public health, correlation analysis, EPA data, Google Trends, psychological impacts of air pollution
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Air pollution in Augusta, GeorgiaDetailed data title: Percentage of days 'unhealthy' or worse air quality in Augusta-Richmond County, GA-SC
Source: Environmental Protection Agency
See what else correlates with Air pollution in Augusta, Georgia
Google searches for 'black holes'
Detailed data title: Relative volume of Google searches for 'black holes' (Worldwide, without quotes)
Source: Google Trends
Additional Info: Relative search volume (not absolute numbers)
See what else correlates with Google searches for 'black holes'
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.
r2 = 0.6428494 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 64.3% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Google searches for 'black holes') is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., Air pollution in Augusta, Georgia) over the 14 years from 2004 through 2017.
p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 0.00056. 0.0005628641724455275000000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.
But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.
Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.8 in 0.056% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 1,777 random variables Which I absolutely did.
with the same 13 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 13 because we have two variables measured over a period of 14 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.
[ 0.47, 0.93 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.
This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!
All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.
Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2010 | 2011 | 2012 | 2013 | 2014 | 2015 | 2016 | 2017 | |
Air pollution in Augusta, Georgia (Bad air quality days) | 0.819672 | 0.547945 | 0.821918 | 0.547945 | 0.273224 | 0.273973 | 0 | 0 | 0.273224 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.546448 | 0.273973 |
Google searches for 'black holes' (Rel. search volume) | 73 | 55.3333 | 59 | 43 | 40.1667 | 35.9167 | 31.75 | 26.4167 | 24.0833 | 23 | 24.75 | 25.1667 | 24.9167 | 21.4167 |
Why this works
- Data dredging: I have 25,237 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 636,906,169 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
- Lack of causal connection: There is probably
Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied. - Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple
Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
Try it yourself
You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.
Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"
Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.
Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.
Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.
Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"
If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:
"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."
# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats
# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):
# Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)
# Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
r_squared = correlation**2
return correlation, r_squared, p_value
# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([0.819672,0.547945,0.821918,0.547945,0.273224,0.273973,0,0,0.273224,0,0,0,0.546448,0.273973,])
array_2 = np.array([73,55.3333,59,43,40.1667,35.9167,31.75,26.4167,24.0833,23,24.75,25.1667,24.9167,21.4167,])
array_1_name = "Air pollution in Augusta, Georgia"
array_2_name = "Google searches for 'black holes'"
# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)
# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)
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Correlation ID: 5435 · Black Variable ID: 20299 · Red Variable ID: 1530