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A linear line chart with years as the X-axis and two variables on the Y-axis. The first variable is The price of gold and the second variable is Total length of Vihart's YouTube videos.  The chart goes from 2009 to 2014, and the two variables track closely in value over that time. Small Image
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AI explanation

As the price of gold goes up, so does Vi Hart's enthusiasm for creating longer and more intricate YouTube videos. It's a little-known fact that Vi draws creative inspiration from the ever-increasing value of this precious metal. The shimmering allure of gold somehow translates into longer video masterpieces, as Vi's mind becomes as unstoppable and valuable as a runaway golden train. Maybe there's a golden ratio for video length that only Vi can uncover, or perhaps the rising cost of gold simply fuels Vi's passion for creating content as rich and captivating as the gleaming metal itself.

Model: dalle-3
Prompt: [ Concept art ] Create an image of Vi Hart joyfully immersed in her work, surrounded by a golden aura that reflects the increasing complexity and enthusiasm of her meticulously detailed and longer-than-before YouTube video. The backdrop should be filled with glimmering golden hues, symbolizing the rising price of gold and its impact on Vi's creative process. The depiction should include only scenes, people, and objects, it should not include text or speech bubbles.
This image generation prompt was also generated by AI, using the following sequence:

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You select one of a few potential scene descriptors that seems to go along with the variables described. You respond only with the scene descriptions provided and say nothing else.
User prompt: Here are two variables: The price of gold and Total length of Vihart YouTube videos. Given these, which of the following image style descriptions seems most appropriate? Pick the one that seems to be related to one of the variables at hand. Please respond with only one of the following potential descriptions: Concept art Cyberpunk Concept art Psychedelic Glitch art
ChatGPT: Concept art

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You describe simple visual scenes that depict the two variables stated. You combine both variables into one scene.
User prompt: Please describe a visual scene that prominently depicts both The price of gold and Total length of Vihart YouTube videos, in the following situation: As the price of gold goes up, so does Vi Hart's enthusiasm for creating longer and more intricate YouTube videos. It's a little-known fact that Vi draws creative inspiration from the ever-increasing value of this precious metal. The shimmering allure of gold somehow translates into longer video masterpieces, as Vi's mind becomes as unstoppable and valuable as a runaway golden train. Maybe there's a golden ratio for video length that only Vi can uncover, or perhaps the rising cost of gold simply fuels Vi's passion for creating content as rich and captivating as the gleaming metal itself.. Keep the description simple.
ChatGPT: Amidst a glimmering backdrop of golden hues, Vi Hart's cheerful figure is seen happily creating a meticulously detailed and longer-than-before YouTube video. With each passing moment, the price of gold steadily rises, reflected in the increasing complexity and enthusiasm in Vi's work, as if inspired by the precious metal itself.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You write and improve image generation prompts for DALLE-3. You maintain the same subjects, but enhance the visuals.
User prompt: Please respond with an image generation prompt that would be likely to create an interesting visual using DALLE-3, using the following style: [ Concept art ] and depicting this scene: Amidst a glimmering backdrop of golden hues, Vi Hart's cheerful figure is seen happily creating a meticulously detailed and longer-than-before YouTube video. With each passing moment, the price of gold steadily rises, reflected in the increasing complexity and enthusiasm in Vi's work, as if inspired by the precious metal itself. Keep the visual depiction simple. Do not include any words or speech bubbles.
ChatGPT: [ Concept art ] Create an image of Vi Hart joyfully immersed in her work, surrounded by a golden aura that reflects the increasing complexity and enthusiasm of her meticulously detailed and longer-than-before YouTube video. The backdrop should be filled with glimmering golden hues, symbolizing the rising price of gold and its impact on Vi's creative process.

*Variations in the User Prompts from chart to chart are just the result of random number generation in Python. I wrote a few arrays of various styles and methods to ask questions to change up the results. Every time this site writes an explanation or generates an image, the script picks from each at random.

I sequence the requests into multiple prompts because I find GPT 3.5 to perform much better with short, well-managed contexts. Thus, I track the context directly in Python and only ask ChatGPT targeted questions.

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106 (fine-tuned)
System prompt: You provide humorous responses in the form of plausible sounding explanations for correlations. You assume the correlation is causative for the purpose of the explanation even if it is ridiculous. You do not chat with the user, you only reply with the causal connection explanation and nothing else.
User prompt: Please make up a funny explanation for how an increase in The price of gold caused Total length of Vihart YouTube videos to increase.\Make it sound serious until the end.

AI academic paper

(Because p < 0.01)
Weight in Gold: Unearthing the Correlation Between the Price of Gold and the Total Length of Vihart YouTube Videos

Journal of Improbable Mathematics

Jan 2024

Reminder: This paper is AI-generated. Not real!
Quick note: This sequence is long and repetitive. That's how the prompt engineering works for this one. I manage the output in Python to format it into this PDF.




Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You write titles and abstracts of goofy academic research papers.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, and add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please draft the title and abstract of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The price of gold and Total length of Vihart YouTube videos. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Make the title punny if you can come up with clever pun. If not, just make it sound clever.

Your research team used data from Kitco and YouTube to assess this nagging question. You found a correlation coefficient of 0.9248616 and p < 0.01 for 2009 to 2014.

Please respond in this format (replace "Lorem ipsum dolor sit" with your title and abstract)

[[TITLE]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit

[[ABSTRACT]]
Lorem ipsum dolor sit



ChatGPT:
[[TITLE]]
"Weight in Gold: Unearthing the Correlation Between the Price of Gold and the Total Length of Vihart YouTube Videos"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this research paper, we delve deep into the intriguing relationship between the price of gold and the total length of Vihart YouTube videos. Utilizing data from Kitco and YouTube, we conducted a rigorous analysis spanning the years 2009 to 2014. Through our investigation, we uncovered a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9248616 and a significant p-value of less than 0.01. Our findings shed light on the intersection of precious metals and online content creation, offering whimsically unexpected insights into these seemingly unrelated domains.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the introduction section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the introduction section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The price of gold and Total length of Vihart YouTube videos. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Weight in Gold: Unearthing the Correlation Between the Price of Gold and the Total Length of Vihart YouTube Videos"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this research paper, we delve deep into the intriguing relationship between the price of gold and the total length of Vihart YouTube videos. Utilizing data from Kitco and YouTube, we conducted a rigorous analysis spanning the years 2009 to 2014. Through our investigation, we uncovered a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9248616 and a significant p-value of less than 0.01. Our findings shed light on the intersection of precious metals and online content creation, offering whimsically unexpected insights into these seemingly unrelated domains.

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Your response should start like this:

[[INTRODUCTION]]



ChatGPT:
[[INTRODUCTION]]

In the realm of economic phenomena, the price of gold stands as a shining beacon of value and allure, captivating the hearts and minds of investors, jewelry enthusiasts, and alchemists alike. At the same time, the digital landscape hosts a myriad of content creators who sculpt thought-provoking and educational narratives, all within the confines of the internet's digital stage. The enigmatic correlation between these two seemingly disparate domains has remained buried beneath layers of data and speculation, begging to be brought to the surface and scrutinized.

As we embark on our investigation, we are met with a curious intersection – the total length of Vihart YouTube videos. Vihart, known for her captivating amalgamation of mathematics, music, and visual storytelling, has amassed an eclectic following of enthusiasts eager to delve into the whimsical world of mathematical musings. This study unravels the tangled threads, aiming to unearth the correlation between the price of gold and the duration of Vihart's captivating YouTube content. The synthesis of these seemingly incongruent elements holds the promise of unveiling clandestine insights and, perhaps, an unconventional kinship.

Navigating through the labyrinth of statistics and research methodologies, we aim to uncover the hidden treasures that lie dormant within the troves of data. With a discerning eye and a splash of whimsy, we embark on this journey, armed with the tools of correlation analysis and regression modeling. As the wisest of sages warn, "Not all that glitters is gold," and as such, we approach this investigation with a profound sense of statistical skepticism, ready to discern the genuine nuggets of correlation from the mere glittering distractions.

In the pantheon of statistical analyses, uncovering a correlation with a coefficient nearing the coveted value of 1 would be akin to striking academic gold. Thus, our pursuit of this seemingly unearthly connection between gold and Vihart's videos unfolds against the backdrop of mathematical probability and statistical curiosity, with a dash of digital enchantment. We are poised to unravel the mysteries this peculiar line of inquiry has to offer, armed with the tantalizing prospect that our findings may well be worth their weight in gold.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft a literature review section of an academic research paper, that starts out dry for the first few sentences but then becomes hilarious and goofy.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a literature review section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The price of gold and Total length of Vihart YouTube videos. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns.

Speak in the present tense for this section (the authors find...), as is common in academic research paper literature reviews. Name the sources in a format similar to this: In "Book," the authors find lorem and ipsum.

Make up the lorem and ipsum part, but make it sound related to the topic at hand.

Start by naming serious-sounding studies by authors like Smith, Doe, and Jones - but then quickly devolve. Name some real non-fiction books that would be related to the topic. Then name some real fiction books that sound like they could be related. Then name a couple popular internet memes that are related to one of the topics.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Weight in Gold: Unearthing the Correlation Between the Price of Gold and the Total Length of Vihart YouTube Videos"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this research paper, we delve deep into the intriguing relationship between the price of gold and the total length of Vihart YouTube videos. Utilizing data from Kitco and YouTube, we conducted a rigorous analysis spanning the years 2009 to 2014. Through our investigation, we uncovered a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9248616 and a significant p-value of less than 0.01. Our findings shed light on the intersection of precious metals and online content creation, offering whimsically unexpected insights into these seemingly unrelated domains.

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And here is the introduction section that led to this literature review:
[[INTRODUCTION]]
In the realm of economic phenomena, the price of gold stands as a shining beacon of value and allure, captivating the hearts and minds of investors, jewelry enthusiasts, and alchemists alike. At the same time, the digital landscape hosts a myriad of content creators who sculpt thought-provoking and educational narratives, all within the confines of the internet's digital stage. The enigmatic correlation between these two seemingly disparate domains has remained buried beneath layers of data and speculation, begging to be brought to the surface and scrutinized.
As we embark on our investigation, we are met with a curious intersection – the total length of Vihart YouTube videos. Vihart, known for her captivating amalgamation of mathematics, music, and visual storytelling, has amassed an eclectic following of enthusiasts eager to delve into the whimsical world of mathematical musings. This study unravels the tangled threads, aiming to unearth the correlation between the price of gold and the duration of Vihart's captivating YouTube content. The synthesis of these seemingly incongruent elements holds the promise of unveiling clandestine insights and, perhaps, an unconventional kinship.
Navigating through the labyrinth of statistics and research methodologies, we aim to uncover the hidden treasures that lie dormant within the troves of data. With a discerning eye and a splash of whimsy, we embark on this journey, armed with the tools of correlation analysis and regression modeling. As the wisest of sages warn, "Not all that glitters is gold," and as such, we approach this investigation with a profound sense of statistical skepticism, ready to discern the genuine nuggets of correlation from the mere glittering distractions.
In the pantheon of statistical analyses, uncovering a correlation with a coefficient nearing the coveted value of 1 would be akin to striking academic gold. Thus, our pursuit of this seemingly unearthly connection between gold and Vihart's videos unfolds against the backdrop of mathematical probability and statistical curiosity, with a dash of digital enchantment. We are poised to unravel the mysteries this peculiar line of inquiry has to offer, armed with the tantalizing prospect that our findings may well be worth their weight in gold.

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Your response should start like this:

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]



ChatGPT:
[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]

Smith et al. (2010) examined the economic factors impacting the price of gold, identifying various macroeconomic indicators and market trends that contribute to its valuation. In a similar vein, Doe and Jones (2012) delved into the world of online content creation, assessing the impact of video duration on viewer engagement and retention. While these studies provide crucial insights within their respective domains, they fall short in unearthing the peculiar convergence of gold prices and the total length of Vihart's YouTube videos.

Turning our attention to non-fiction literature, "The Gold Standard" by Barry Eichengreen offers a comprehensive historical exploration of the role of gold in the international monetary system. In a more lighthearted exploration, "YouTube for Dummies" provides practical advice for content creators navigating the intricate landscape of digital video production. Transitioning to fictional works, "Goldfinger" by Ian Fleming introduces readers to the captivating world of espionage and, dare we say, gold-obsessed villains. Meanwhile, the protagonist of "The Goldfinch" by Donna Tartt embarks on a mesmerizing journey, albeit one unrelated to our current topic of inquiry.

Within the realm of popular internet culture, the "Hide the Pain Harold" meme offers a whimsical blend of humor and relatability, encapsulating the highs and lows of navigating both the worlds of precious metals and online content creation. Meanwhile, the "This is Fine" meme captures the spirit of resilience in the face of unexpected correlations, providing a humorous juxtaposition to our rigorous statistical inquiry.

As we traverse through the literature, it becomes evident that the intersection of gold prices and Vihart's YouTube videos resides at the intersection of intrigue, statistical inquiry, and a touch of whimsy. Our journey continues as we scrutinize these seemingly divergent domains, poised to extract the underlying connections that await our discovery.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the methodology section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the methodology section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The price of gold and Total length of Vihart YouTube videos. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Kitco and YouTube . You used data from 2009 to 2014

Make up the research methods you don't know. Make them a bit goofy and convoluted.

Here is the title, abstract, and introduction of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Weight in Gold: Unearthing the Correlation Between the Price of Gold and the Total Length of Vihart YouTube Videos"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this research paper, we delve deep into the intriguing relationship between the price of gold and the total length of Vihart YouTube videos. Utilizing data from Kitco and YouTube, we conducted a rigorous analysis spanning the years 2009 to 2014. Through our investigation, we uncovered a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9248616 and a significant p-value of less than 0.01. Our findings shed light on the intersection of precious metals and online content creation, offering whimsically unexpected insights into these seemingly unrelated domains.

[[INTRODUCTION]]
In the realm of economic phenomena, the price of gold stands as a shining beacon of value and allure, captivating the hearts and minds of investors, jewelry enthusiasts, and alchemists alike. At the same time, the digital landscape hosts a myriad of content creators who sculpt thought-provoking and educational narratives, all within the confines of the internet's digital stage. The enigmatic correlation between these two seemingly disparate domains has remained buried beneath layers of data and speculation, begging to be brought to the surface and scrutinized.
As we embark on our investigation, we are met with a curious intersection – the total length of Vihart YouTube videos. Vihart, known for her captivating amalgamation of mathematics, music, and visual storytelling, has amassed an eclectic following of enthusiasts eager to delve into the whimsical world of mathematical musings. This study unravels the tangled threads, aiming to unearth the correlation between the price of gold and the duration of Vihart's captivating YouTube content. The synthesis of these seemingly incongruent elements holds the promise of unveiling clandestine insights and, perhaps, an unconventional kinship.
Navigating through the labyrinth of statistics and research methodologies, we aim to uncover the hidden treasures that lie dormant within the troves of data. With a discerning eye and a splash of whimsy, we embark on this journey, armed with the tools of correlation analysis and regression modeling. As the wisest of sages warn, "Not all that glitters is gold," and as such, we approach this investigation with a profound sense of statistical skepticism, ready to discern the genuine nuggets of correlation from the mere glittering distractions.
In the pantheon of statistical analyses, uncovering a correlation with a coefficient nearing the coveted value of 1 would be akin to striking academic gold. Thus, our pursuit of this seemingly unearthly connection between gold and Vihart's videos unfolds against the backdrop of mathematical probability and statistical curiosity, with a dash of digital enchantment. We are poised to unravel the mysteries this peculiar line of inquiry has to offer, armed with the tantalizing prospect that our findings may well be worth their weight in gold.

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Your response should start like this:

[[METHODOLOGY]]



ChatGPT:

[[METHODOLOGY]]

Our data collection process began with a quest as arduous as seeking the mythical philosopher's stone, navigating the treacherous depths of the internet to procure the necessary quantitative ingredients for our statistical alchemy. We meticulously gathered daily gold price data spanning the years 2009 to 2014 from Kitco, meticulously sifting through the digital sands of time to obtain these precious nuggets of financial information.

Simultaneously, our endeavor ventured into the whimsical realms of YouTube, where the enchanting creations of Vihart awaited our scrutiny. With the precision of an adept mathematician, we meticulously charted the total length of each of Vihart's captivating videos, ensuring that no iota of her numerically enchanting content was left unaccounted for.

Having amassed this wealth of data, we embarked on a mesmerizing exploration of statistical sorcery to unravel the mysterious connection between the price of gold and the duration of Vihart's mathematical symphonies. With the wand of correlation analysis firmly grasped in our scholarly grip, we cast incantations of p-values and correlation coefficients, summoning forth the ethereal relationship between these seemingly unrelated realms.

Under the radiant glow of multivariate regression modeling, we boldly traversed the labyrinthine landscape of statistical significance, unveiling the tantalizing patterns hidden within the vast expanse of our data. With the tenacity of a seeker unearthing long-lost relics, we navigated through the sea of statistical parameters, vigorously hunting for the elusive conjunction of gold and YouTube content.

At each step of our methodological odyssey, we remained vigilant in our pursuit of robustness, ensuring that our analysis was shielded against the enchanting allure of spurious correlations and statistical phantoms. Our methodology stood as an impenetrable fortress, safeguarding our findings from the siren call of statistical mirages, thus ensuring that our results were as sturdy as a well-forged alchemical alloy.

In summary, our meticulously assembled methodology served as the guiding compass in our expedition, leading us through the obscure terrain of statistical inquiry to unearth the enchanting correlation between the price of gold and the mesmerizing length of Vihart's YouTube odysseys.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the results section of an academic research paper. You speak in the past tense (you found...).
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the results section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The price of gold and Total length of Vihart YouTube videos. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Your research team collected data from all across the internet, but mostly just used information from Kitco and YouTube .

For the time period 2009 to 2014, you found a correlation 0.9248616, r-squared of 0.8553690, and p < 0.01.

One figure will be included. The figure (Fig. 1) is a scatterplot showing the strong correlation between the two variables. You don't need to specify where; I will add the figure.

Here is the title and abstract of the paper:
[[TITLE]]
"Weight in Gold: Unearthing the Correlation Between the Price of Gold and the Total Length of Vihart YouTube Videos"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this research paper, we delve deep into the intriguing relationship between the price of gold and the total length of Vihart YouTube videos. Utilizing data from Kitco and YouTube, we conducted a rigorous analysis spanning the years 2009 to 2014. Through our investigation, we uncovered a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9248616 and a significant p-value of less than 0.01. Our findings shed light on the intersection of precious metals and online content creation, offering whimsically unexpected insights into these seemingly unrelated domains.

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And here is the methodology section that led to this result:
[[METHODOLOGY]]
In the realm of economic phenomena, the price of gold stands as a shining beacon of value and allure, captivating the hearts and minds of investors, jewelry enthusiasts, and alchemists alike. At the same time, the digital landscape hosts a myriad of content creators who sculpt thought-provoking and educational narratives, all within the confines of the internet's digital stage. The enigmatic correlation between these two seemingly disparate domains has remained buried beneath layers of data and speculation, begging to be brought to the surface and scrutinized.
As we embark on our investigation, we are met with a curious intersection – the total length of Vihart YouTube videos. Vihart, known for her captivating amalgamation of mathematics, music, and visual storytelling, has amassed an eclectic following of enthusiasts eager to delve into the whimsical world of mathematical musings. This study unravels the tangled threads, aiming to unearth the correlation between the price of gold and the duration of Vihart's captivating YouTube content. The synthesis of these seemingly incongruent elements holds the promise of unveiling clandestine insights and, perhaps, an unconventional kinship.
Navigating through the labyrinth of statistics and research methodologies, we aim to uncover the hidden treasures that lie dormant within the troves of data. With a discerning eye and a splash of whimsy, we embark on this journey, armed with the tools of correlation analysis and regression modeling. As the wisest of sages warn, "Not all that glitters is gold," and as such, we approach this investigation with a profound sense of statistical skepticism, ready to discern the genuine nuggets of correlation from the mere glittering distractions.
In the pantheon of statistical analyses, uncovering a correlation with a coefficient nearing the coveted value of 1 would be akin to striking academic gold. Thus, our pursuit of this seemingly unearthly connection between gold and Vihart's videos unfolds against the backdrop of mathematical probability and statistical curiosity, with a dash of digital enchantment. We are poised to unravel the mysteries this peculiar line of inquiry has to offer, armed with the tantalizing prospect that our findings may well be worth their weight in gold.

-------

Your response should start like this:

[[RESULTS]]



ChatGPT:

[[RESULTS]]

The investigation yielded intriguing results that unveiled a compelling connection between the price of gold and the total length of Vihart's YouTube videos. Across the years 2009 to 2014, we unraveled a robust correlation coefficient of 0.9248616, echoing the harmony hidden within the enigmatic realms of precious metals and digital storytelling. In statistical terms, this coefficient represents a remarkably strong positive relationship, indicating that as the price of gold shimmered and fluctuated, so too did the duration of Vihart's captivating narratives unfold.

The r-squared value of 0.8553690 resonates like a finely crafted melody, signifying that approximately 85.54% of the variation in the total length of Vihart's YouTube videos can be explained by the undulating movements of the price of gold. It's as if the economic tides not only sway markets but also orchestrate the duration of mathematical musings and visual storytelling, leading to a harmonious dance between these unconventional partners.

The p-value of less than 0.01 adds an air of statistical significance, akin to discovering a rare gem amid a trove of data. This finding underscores the degree of confidence in the observed correlation, suggesting that the probability of this relationship occurring by chance is remarkably slim, not unlike unearthing a hidden treasure amidst a sea of statistical noise.

Figure 1 (see below) further elucidates our findings, visually capturing the strong correlation as portrayed in a scatterplot. The close clustering of data points in the plot echoes the harmonious bond between the price of gold and the total length of Vihart's YouTube creations, providing a compelling visual portrayal of this unexpected connection.

In summary, our investigation has uncovered an unexpected and remarkably strong correlation between the price of gold and the total length of Vihart's YouTube videos. These findings weave a tale of statistical intrigue, showcasing the harmonious dance between the glimmering world of precious metals and the enchanting domain of digital storytelling. This correlation stands as a testament to the intertwined nature of seemingly disparate phenomena, offering a whimsically unexpected insight into the unlikely kinship between economics and online content creation.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of an academic research paper.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up the discussion section of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The price of gold and Total length of Vihart YouTube videos. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 500 tokens.

Here are the title, abstract, literature review, and results sections. Please harken back to 1-2 of the goofy items in the literature review, but pretend to take them completely seriously. Discuss how your results supported the prior research.

Do not write a conclusion. I will add a conclusion after this.

[[TITLE]]
"Weight in Gold: Unearthing the Correlation Between the Price of Gold and the Total Length of Vihart YouTube Videos"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this research paper, we delve deep into the intriguing relationship between the price of gold and the total length of Vihart YouTube videos. Utilizing data from Kitco and YouTube, we conducted a rigorous analysis spanning the years 2009 to 2014. Through our investigation, we uncovered a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9248616 and a significant p-value of less than 0.01. Our findings shed light on the intersection of precious metals and online content creation, offering whimsically unexpected insights into these seemingly unrelated domains.

[[LITERATURE REVIEW]]
Smith et al. (2010) examined the economic factors impacting the price of gold, identifying various macroeconomic indicators and market trends that contribute to its valuation. In a similar vein, Doe and Jones (2012) delved into the world of online content creation, assessing the impact of video duration on viewer engagement and retention. While these studies provide crucial insights within their respective domains, they fall short in unearthing the peculiar convergence of gold prices and the total length of Vihart's YouTube videos.
Turning our attention to non-fiction literature, "The Gold Standard" by Barry Eichengreen offers a comprehensive historical exploration of the role of gold in the international monetary system. In a more lighthearted exploration, "YouTube for Dummies" provides practical advice for content creators navigating the intricate landscape of digital video production. Transitioning to fictional works, "Goldfinger" by Ian Fleming introduces readers to the captivating world of espionage and, dare we say, gold-obsessed villains. Meanwhile, the protagonist of "The Goldfinch" by Donna Tartt embarks on a mesmerizing journey, albeit one unrelated to our current topic of inquiry.
Within the realm of popular internet culture, the "Hide the Pain Harold" meme offers a whimsical blend of humor and relatability, encapsulating the highs and lows of navigating both the worlds of precious metals and online content creation. Meanwhile, the "This is Fine" meme captures the spirit of resilience in the face of unexpected correlations, providing a humorous juxtaposition to our rigorous statistical inquiry.
As we traverse through the literature, it becomes evident that the intersection of gold prices and Vihart's YouTube videos resides at the intersection of intrigue, statistical inquiry, and a touch of whimsy. Our journey continues as we scrutinize these seemingly divergent domains, poised to extract the underlying connections that await our discovery.

[[RESULTS]]
The investigation yielded intriguing results that unveiled a compelling connection between the price of gold and the total length of Vihart's YouTube videos. Across the years 2009 to 2014, we unraveled a robust correlation coefficient of 0.9248616, echoing the harmony hidden within the enigmatic realms of precious metals and digital storytelling. In statistical terms, this coefficient represents a remarkably strong positive relationship, indicating that as the price of gold shimmered and fluctuated, so too did the duration of Vihart's captivating narratives unfold.
The r-squared value of 0.8553690 resonates like a finely crafted melody, signifying that approximately 85.54% of the variation in the total length of Vihart's YouTube videos can be explained by the undulating movements of the price of gold. It's as if the economic tides not only sway markets but also orchestrate the duration of mathematical musings and visual storytelling, leading to a harmonious dance between these unconventional partners.
The p-value of less than 0.01 adds an air of statistical significance, akin to discovering a rare gem amid a trove of data. This finding underscores the degree of confidence in the observed correlation, suggesting that the probability of this relationship occurring by chance is remarkably slim, not unlike unearthing a hidden treasure amidst a sea of statistical noise.
Figure 1 (see below) further elucidates our findings, visually capturing the strong correlation as portrayed in a scatterplot. The close clustering of data points in the plot echoes the harmonious bond between the price of gold and the total length of Vihart's YouTube creations, providing a compelling visual portrayal of this unexpected connection.
In summary, our investigation has uncovered an unexpected and remarkably strong correlation between the price of gold and the total length of Vihart's YouTube videos. These findings weave a tale of statistical intrigue, showcasing the harmonious dance between the glimmering world of precious metals and the enchanting domain of digital storytelling. This correlation stands as a testament to the intertwined nature of seemingly disparate phenomena, offering a whimsically unexpected insight into the unlikely kinship between economics and online content creation.

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Your response should start like this:

[[DISCUSSION]]



ChatGPT:

[[DISCUSSION]]

The confluence of gold prices and Vihart's YouTube videos has surfaced as a whimsical mystery, akin to uncovering a rare gem in the tangled tapestry of statistical inquiry. Our findings substantiate the peculiar convergence of these seemingly divergent domains, aligning with prior research that has touched upon the unexpected interconnectedness of disparate phenomena. Much like a well-crafted equation, our results forged a strong relationship between the undulating movements of gold prices and Vihart's captivating narratives. It's almost as if the fluctuating market trends and the duration of mathematical musings embarked on a harmonious waltz, blending their distinct rhythms to produce a captivating statistical symphony.

Smith et al. (2010) and Doe and Jones (2012) paved the way for our pursuit, peering into the economic factors shaping gold prices and the impact of video duration on viewer engagement. However, as we plunge deeper into the intricate web of statistical revelation, the correlation uncovered in our study resonates with the peculiar likeliness posited in these prior works. The unexpected bond we unearthed echoes the rhythmic undertones of gold's valuation and Vihart's storytelling prowess, transcending the boundaries of traditional statistical inquiry to embark on an unconventional journey through economic and digital landscapes.

Drawing a parallel to the whimsical items within our literature review, it becomes increasingly apparent that "The Gold Standard" by Barry Eichengreen and the "Hide the Pain Harold" meme hold a resonance with our findings. The hidden connections between gold's historical role and internet culture's lighthearted humor mirror the unexpected fusion of gold prices and YouTube content creation under our scrutiny. As we navigate the playful juxtapositions, it's evident that our statistical revelation is not just a matter of chance but a harmonious convergence of seemingly unrelated realms, akin to unearthing a rare gem amidst the vast expanse of statistical noise.

Moving forward, the peculiar pairing of gold prices and Vihart's YouTube videos elicits a sense of awe, akin to discovering a captivating narrative twist in the world of numbers and data. This whimsically unexpected correlation showcases the enigmatic interplay between economics and digital storytelling, teasing our conventional statistical inquiries with its unanticipated allure. As we illuminate this novel connection, we invite the scholarly community to join us in embracing the delightfully unexpected insights awaiting discovery within the capricious dance of statistical inquiry and the ever-enthralling narratives of online content creation.


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System prompt: You are a witty academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a statistics journal.You draft the discussion section of goofy academic research papers that sounds like it belongs based on the title and abstract provided.
User prompt:
Pretend you are an academic researcher. Your writing sounds like it belongs in a medical or economics journal. However, you frequently crack jokes, make puns, or add unexpected twists in your writing.

Please make up a short conclusion of an academic research paper presenting the findings of the connection between The price of gold and Total length of Vihart YouTube videos. Make it seem dry like academic research paper, but with lots of subtle hidden offhand remarks, jokes, goofy observations, and puns. Sneak in some jokes and clever puns about science, research, statistics, and the variables.

Limit your response to 300 tokens. At the very end, assert that no more research is needed in this area.

Here are the title, abstract, introduction, and results sections.
[[TITLE]]
"Weight in Gold: Unearthing the Correlation Between the Price of Gold and the Total Length of Vihart YouTube Videos"

[[ABSTRACT]]
In this research paper, we delve deep into the intriguing relationship between the price of gold and the total length of Vihart YouTube videos. Utilizing data from Kitco and YouTube, we conducted a rigorous analysis spanning the years 2009 to 2014. Through our investigation, we uncovered a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9248616 and a significant p-value of less than 0.01. Our findings shed light on the intersection of precious metals and online content creation, offering whimsically unexpected insights into these seemingly unrelated domains.

[[INTRDUCTION]]
In the realm of economic phenomena, the price of gold stands as a shining beacon of value and allure, captivating the hearts and minds of investors, jewelry enthusiasts, and alchemists alike. At the same time, the digital landscape hosts a myriad of content creators who sculpt thought-provoking and educational narratives, all within the confines of the internet's digital stage. The enigmatic correlation between these two seemingly disparate domains has remained buried beneath layers of data and speculation, begging to be brought to the surface and scrutinized.
As we embark on our investigation, we are met with a curious intersection – the total length of Vihart YouTube videos. Vihart, known for her captivating amalgamation of mathematics, music, and visual storytelling, has amassed an eclectic following of enthusiasts eager to delve into the whimsical world of mathematical musings. This study unravels the tangled threads, aiming to unearth the correlation between the price of gold and the duration of Vihart's captivating YouTube content. The synthesis of these seemingly incongruent elements holds the promise of unveiling clandestine insights and, perhaps, an unconventional kinship.
Navigating through the labyrinth of statistics and research methodologies, we aim to uncover the hidden treasures that lie dormant within the troves of data. With a discerning eye and a splash of whimsy, we embark on this journey, armed with the tools of correlation analysis and regression modeling. As the wisest of sages warn, "Not all that glitters is gold," and as such, we approach this investigation with a profound sense of statistical skepticism, ready to discern the genuine nuggets of correlation from the mere glittering distractions.
In the pantheon of statistical analyses, uncovering a correlation with a coefficient nearing the coveted value of 1 would be akin to striking academic gold. Thus, our pursuit of this seemingly unearthly connection between gold and Vihart's videos unfolds against the backdrop of mathematical probability and statistical curiosity, with a dash of digital enchantment. We are poised to unravel the mysteries this peculiar line of inquiry has to offer, armed with the tantalizing prospect that our findings may well be worth their weight in gold.

[[RESULTS]]
The investigation yielded intriguing results that unveiled a compelling connection between the price of gold and the total length of Vihart's YouTube videos. Across the years 2009 to 2014, we unraveled a robust correlation coefficient of 0.9248616, echoing the harmony hidden within the enigmatic realms of precious metals and digital storytelling. In statistical terms, this coefficient represents a remarkably strong positive relationship, indicating that as the price of gold shimmered and fluctuated, so too did the duration of Vihart's captivating narratives unfold.
The r-squared value of 0.8553690 resonates like a finely crafted melody, signifying that approximately 85.54% of the variation in the total length of Vihart's YouTube videos can be explained by the undulating movements of the price of gold. It's as if the economic tides not only sway markets but also orchestrate the duration of mathematical musings and visual storytelling, leading to a harmonious dance between these unconventional partners.
The p-value of less than 0.01 adds an air of statistical significance, akin to discovering a rare gem amid a trove of data. This finding underscores the degree of confidence in the observed correlation, suggesting that the probability of this relationship occurring by chance is remarkably slim, not unlike unearthing a hidden treasure amidst a sea of statistical noise.
Figure 1 (see below) further elucidates our findings, visually capturing the strong correlation as portrayed in a scatterplot. The close clustering of data points in the plot echoes the harmonious bond between the price of gold and the total length of Vihart's YouTube creations, providing a compelling visual portrayal of this unexpected connection.
In summary, our investigation has uncovered an unexpected and remarkably strong correlation between the price of gold and the total length of Vihart's YouTube videos. These findings weave a tale of statistical intrigue, showcasing the harmonious dance between the glimmering world of precious metals and the enchanting domain of digital storytelling. This correlation stands as a testament to the intertwined nature of seemingly disparate phenomena, offering a whimsically unexpected insight into the unlikely kinship between economics and online content creation.

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[[CONCLUSION]]



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[[CONCLUSION]]

In conclusion, our study has revealed a striking and robust correlation between the price of gold and the total length of Vihart's YouTube videos. The strong positive relationship, symbolized by the coefficient of 0.9248616, resonates like the perfect harmony of an orchestrated symphony. It seems that as gold glittered in the economic arena, Vihart's engaging narratives extended and unfolded, dancing to the tunes of statistical significance.

The r-squared value of 0.8553690 reflects the captivating melody of approximately 85.54% of the variation in the total length of Vihart's YouTube videos being in sync with the undulating movements of the price of gold. It's as if economics and digital storytelling have composed a serendipitous duet, captivating the hearts and minds of statistical observers.

The results of our investigation, much like uncovering a hidden treasure amidst a trove of data, have shown that the probability of this relationship occurring by chance is remarkably slim, akin to stumbling upon a rare gem in the statistical wilderness.

Figure 1 provides a compelling visual portrayal of this unexpected connection, akin to a captivating visual spectacle amidst the empirical landscape, capturing the essence of this unlikely kinship between economic movements and digital narratives.

In light of these compelling findings, it is clear that further research in this area may be as unnecessary as a gold-plated calculator – that is to say, entirely needless. The connection explored in this study between the price of gold and the length of Vihart's videos seems to have been thoroughly unveiled, leaving little room for additional inquiry. Therefore, we assert with confidence that this unique correlation shines brightly and requires no further statistical excavation.


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of academic journals. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding research, scientific, or academic journal that would publish a paper entited Weight in Gold: Unearthing the Correlation Between the Price of Gold and the Total Length of Vihart YouTube Videos. Respond only with the name of a fictional academic journal.

ChatGPT:

Journal of Improbable Mathematics


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide fictional names of nonprofit research organizations and associations. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide the name of a funny but plausible sounding nonprofit, academic, or scientific association or organization that would sponsor research that resulted in a paper entited Weight in Gold: Unearthing the Correlation Between the Price of Gold and the Total Length of Vihart YouTube Videos. Respond only with the name of a fictional organization.

ChatGPT:

The Center for Precious Metal Entertainment Studies


Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-1106
System prompt: You provide potential search keywords separated by commas. You say nothing else, and you do not chat with the user.
User prompt: Please provide potential search keywords for a paper titled Weight in Gold: Unearthing the Correlation Between the Price of Gold and the Total Length of Vihart YouTube Videos with an abstract of In this research paper, we delve deep into the intriguing relationship between the price of gold and the total length of Vihart YouTube videos. Utilizing data from Kitco and YouTube, we conducted a rigorous analysis spanning the years 2009 to 2014. Through our investigation, we uncovered a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9248616 and a significant p-value of less than 0.01. Our findings shed light on the intersection of precious metals and online content creation, offering whimsically unexpected insights into these seemingly unrelated domains.

ChatGPT:

gold price, YouTube videos, correlation, data analysis, precious metals, online content creation, Kitco, Vihart, correlation coefficient, p-value

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Data details

The price of gold
Detailed data title: Yearly cumulative average of London PM fix gold price
Source: Kitco
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Total length of Vihart's YouTube videos
Detailed data title: Total length of Vihart YouTube videos.
Source: YouTube
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Correlation r = 0.9248616 (Pearson correlation coefficient)
Correlation is a measure of how much the variables move together. If it is 0.99, when one goes up the other goes up. If it is 0.02, the connection is very weak or non-existent. If it is -0.99, then when one goes up the other goes down. If it is 1.00, you probably messed up your correlation function.

r2 = 0.8553690 (Coefficient of determination)
This means 85.5% of the change in the one variable (i.e., Total length of Vihart's YouTube videos) is predictable based on the change in the other (i.e., The price of gold) over the 6 years from 2009 through 2014.

p < 0.01, which is statistically significant(Null hypothesis significance test)
The p-value is 0.0083. 0.0082565544875675850000000000
The p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme. More specifically the p-value is a measure of how probable it is that we would randomly find a result this extreme if we had only tested one pair of variables one time.

But I am a p-villain. I absolutely did not test only one pair of variables one time. I correlated hundreds of millions of pairs of variables. I threw boatloads of data into an industrial-sized blender to find this correlation.

Who is going to stop me? p-value reporting doesn't require me to report how many calculations I had to go through in order to find a low p-value!
On average, you will find a correaltion as strong as 0.92 in 0.83% of random cases. Said differently, if you correlated 121 random variables Which I absolutely did.
with the same 5 degrees of freedom, Degrees of freedom is a measure of how many free components we are testing. In this case it is 5 because we have two variables measured over a period of 6 years. It's just the number of years minus ( the number of variables minus one ), which in this case simplifies to the number of years minus one.
you would randomly expect to find a correlation as strong as this one.

[ 0.45, 0.99 ] 95% correlation confidence interval (using the Fisher z-transformation)
The confidence interval is an estimate the range of the value of the correlation coefficient, using the correlation itself as an input. The values are meant to be the low and high end of the correlation coefficient with 95% confidence.

This one is a bit more complciated than the other calculations, but I include it because many people have been pushing for confidence intervals instead of p-value calculations (for example: NEJM. However, if you are dredging data, you can reliably find yourself in the 5%. That's my goal!


All values for the years included above: If I were being very sneaky, I could trim years from the beginning or end of the datasets to increase the correlation on some pairs of variables. I don't do that because there are already plenty of correlations in my database without monkeying with the years.

Still, sometimes one of the variables has more years of data available than the other. This page only shows the overlapping years. To see all the years, click on "See what else correlates with..." link above.
200920102011201220132014
The price of gold (In USD per ounce)972.351224.531571.521668.981411.231291.88
Total length of Vihart's YouTube videos (Total length in seconds)116216225447794060693630




Why this works

  1. Data dredging: I have 25,153 variables in my database. I compare all these variables against each other to find ones that randomly match up. That's 632,673,409 correlation calculations! This is called “data dredging.” Instead of starting with a hypothesis and testing it, I instead abused the data to see what correlations shake out. It’s a dangerous way to go about analysis, because any sufficiently large dataset will yield strong correlations completely at random.
  2. Lack of causal connection: There is probably Because these pages are automatically generated, it's possible that the two variables you are viewing are in fact causually related. I take steps to prevent the obvious ones from showing on the site (I don't let data about the weather in one city correlate with the weather in a neighboring city, for example), but sometimes they still pop up. If they are related, cool! You found a loophole.
    no direct connection between these variables, despite what the AI says above. This is exacerbated by the fact that I used "Years" as the base variable. Lots of things happen in a year that are not related to each other! Most studies would use something like "one person" in stead of "one year" to be the "thing" studied.
  3. Observations not independent: For many variables, sequential years are not independent of each other. If a population of people is continuously doing something every day, there is no reason to think they would suddenly change how they are doing that thing on January 1. A simple Personally I don't find any p-value calculation to be 'simple,' but you know what I mean.
    p-value calculation does not take this into account, so mathematically it appears less probable than it really is.
  4. Very low n: There are not many data points included in this analysis. Even if the p-value is high, we should be suspicious of using so few datapoints in a correlation.
  5. Y-axis doesn't start at zero: I truncated the Y-axes of the graph above. I also used a line graph, which makes the visual connection stand out more than it deserves. Nothing against line graphs. They are great at telling a story when you have linear data! But visually it is deceptive because the only data is at the points on the graph, not the lines on the graph. In between each point, the data could have been doing anything. Like going for a random walk by itself!
    Mathematically what I showed is true, but it is intentionally misleading. Below is the same chart but with both Y-axes starting at zero.




Try it yourself

You can calculate the values on this page on your own! Try running the Python code to see the calculation results. Step 1: Download and install Python on your computer.

Step 2: Open a plaintext editor like Notepad and paste the code below into it.

Step 3: Save the file as "calculate_correlation.py" in a place you will remember, like your desktop. Copy the file location to your clipboard. On Windows, you can right-click the file and click "Properties," and then copy what comes after "Location:" As an example, on my computer the location is "C:\Users\tyler\Desktop"

Step 4: Open a command line window. For example, by pressing start and typing "cmd" and them pressing enter.

Step 5: Install the required modules by typing "pip install numpy", then pressing enter, then typing "pip install scipy", then pressing enter.

Step 6: Navigate to the location where you saved the Python file by using the "cd" command. For example, I would type "cd C:\Users\tyler\Desktop" and push enter.

Step 7: Run the Python script by typing "python calculate_correlation.py"

If you run into any issues, I suggest asking ChatGPT to walk you through installing Python and running the code below on your system. Try this question:

"Walk me through installing Python on my computer to run a script that uses scipy and numpy. Go step-by-step and ask me to confirm before moving on. Start by asking me questions about my operating system so that you know how to proceed. Assume I want the simplest installation with the latest version of Python and that I do not currently have any of the necessary elements installed. Remember to only give me one step per response and confirm I have done it before proceeding."


# These modules make it easier to perform the calculation
import numpy as np
from scipy import stats

# We'll define a function that we can call to return the correlation calculations
def calculate_correlation(array1, array2):

    # Calculate Pearson correlation coefficient and p-value
    correlation, p_value = stats.pearsonr(array1, array2)

    # Calculate R-squared as the square of the correlation coefficient
    r_squared = correlation**2

    return correlation, r_squared, p_value

# These are the arrays for the variables shown on this page, but you can modify them to be any two sets of numbers
array_1 = np.array([972.35,1224.53,1571.52,1668.98,1411.23,1291.88,])
array_2 = np.array([1162,1622,5447,7940,6069,3630,])
array_1_name = "The price of gold"
array_2_name = "Total length of Vihart's YouTube videos"

# Perform the calculation
print(f"Calculating the correlation between {array_1_name} and {array_2_name}...")
correlation, r_squared, p_value = calculate_correlation(array_1, array_2)

# Print the results
print("Correlation Coefficient:", correlation)
print("R-squared:", r_squared)
print("P-value:", p_value)



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